#dont be tasteful make it AWFUL

[gingerbreadpopsolo]

Imagine doing a dye job bad ONCE, and now everyone thinks you have this look forever. How embarrassing. You can't escape it. You either do the job properly or grow out natural, and as SOON as someone hears your name, they go. "Oh! You're the guy with the bad dye job!" Despite that being years ago.

Godspeed man godspeed

[eclown4hire]

the doctor

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

[katkit-42]

Thinking more about fear and hunger and about what it means to be a god in this world. Clearly Sylvan and Grogoroth have powers, but they also seem to only use those powers to further their powers, if that makes sense? Like, Grogoroth destroys, because he has the power to destroy. What he chooses to do with his powers of destruction is to only cause destruction. It's like the chicken or the egg--is it that his powers are destructive because he's the god of destruction or is he the god of destruction because he has the powers of destruction.

But what about what Grogoroth chooses not to destroy? He can't destroy everything or there would be nothing for Sylvan to create from. He can't destroy all humans, he can't destroy all the plants, because she still needs something. And similarly, Sylvan can't grow forever; if all of her creations grow and multiply then there will be nothing for them. In this way, Grogoroth and Sylvan aren't only the gods of destruction and creation, they're also the gods who choose when not to destroy or create.

And thinking of the girl in the depths. She's the god of fear and hunger, representing the drive of humanity. She rules over fear and hunger, just like Gorgoroth and Sylvan rule of destruction and creation. Just like them, she can also choose when to not inflict her aspect upon humans. And just like them, she can grant those who sacrifice to her boons.

She leaves Le'garde to fumble his way through his half life as the yellow Kaiser. He is still driven by fear and hunger--hunger for glory, fear that he will once again fall short (and he does fail to reach godhood again. Loser). She leaves him behind to wallow in his misery as he again fails to become a fraction of what she is.

Cahara is in the depths. He never got to go home to his wife and child. But even though he was her father for a short time, he wasn't like Le'garde. His corpse is right there next to her, in the depths, after he fell in after her, after he told her to stay away from the edge. After he fought to stay by her side. Is that not a sacrifice? What more can a god ask for than for one to dedicate their own to the god they love?

A god can't let a sacrifice go without a reward. The child grew up without a father, but they also never felt hunger pains, nor experienced fitful sleep full of nightmares. Celeste never saw the man she loved again, but she somehow always got enough food to fill her and her child's stomach, and she never again felt fear of the dark streets at night. They don't know it, but Cahara's daughter is looking after her stepmother and sibling.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

:////////// i forgot . the infamous translation fumble is in this volume

[burgeaux]

ok now that I'm in elpis I'll probably just post/react and shut off my phone immediately after more than ever to avoid spoilers and allusions and such

[kojakaj]

oatmeal rlly is the best breakfast like they optimized breakfast w that one

[triglycercule]

i wish killer had an offical theme song. like lethal deal goes HARD and all that jazz but like. nothing can replicate the unexplainable joy i feel when i listen to a song that the creators themselves approved to be a characters theme because then you KNOW it fits them well. like dust has "the murder" and i know it's not REALLY canon but it's made by the same person and the same style so i'm including "red megalovania" into this too. ans then horror HAHAHAHW HE HAS OFFICALLY COMPOSED SONGS FROM SAS THEMSELVES!!!! that is so fucking cool. SAS makes a game. SAS makes a comic. SAS fucking composes music. what cant sour apple studios do BRO. anyways "questionnaire" and "horror." are both chill bangers i love. i just wish killer had something similar so i can complete the trilogy,,,, everything feels wrong when it's not in threes

on a side note bro dust has hardcore as hell songs compared to horror. dust's songs are played on an organ while horror's use the bass a shitton. there's a character analysis somewhere in that but i'm not versed in music so idk. actually wait i might incluse music in my horror character analysis thing ngl. LET'S SEE. but yeah dust more intense but ig it makes sense. he's more involved in action than horror is on the regular. if dust is intense then what would an offical killer theme sound like??? fucking breakcore???? it would i feel

[tennessoui]

I had my evening unexpectedly free, so I present:

My top ten tennessoui au’s of 2022 (specifically the small ones/ones that don’t have fics)

Gone, but not forgotten 😔🙏 (/j)

(10) - Playmaker au (this is only so far up bcs it has a a lil christmas ficlet and gets updated/posted about frequently)

(9) - Freudian slip au (it has a fic BUT IT ISNT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH!!! I LOVE IT SM!!!!)

(8) - cheating au (ONE OF MY FAVES!!!! gets posted about a lot tho so it’s high up the list)

(7) - pool boy au (i feel like everyone forgot about this one BUT I DIDN’T!!!)

(6) - remedial mechanics au (this one slips my mind every so often but then I get the joy of rediscovering it)

(5) - pirates of the caribbean au (this was literally my life line at one point I’m not even joking. it’s not my favourite anymore, but it’s close to my heart fr)

(4) bartender au/when all we have are shadows (MY LIGHT!!! MY LOVE!!! MY EVERYTHING!!!!!)

(3) - professor can fvck me au (I ALMOST FORGOT THIS ONE BUT ITS ACTUALLY THE BEST)

(2) - twilight au (IT MAKES ME SO FERAL AJSJSJ PLS ITS SO SMALL IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHERS BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AHAHAH)

(1) - bodyguard au (*INCOHERENT SCREAMING* ITS JUST SO AND I JUST AND ITS SO AND I LOVE AND ITS JUST AND YEAH ITS SO)

honourable mentions:

- that one actors au that im pretty sure I dreamt???? they’re fake dating but actually real dating and it’s a whole thing and it made me giggle and kick my feet n shi 🤭

- haunted house fic from like 2 years ago?? was that real???? or am i crazy???

also literally all of ur au’s omg they all make me 🥹😍😞🤩😭🥵😱🤭

LOL omg thank you so much for this

(playmaker au)(freudian slip au)(cheating au)(pool boy au)(remedial mechanics au)(pirates of the caribbean au--squick tag: a/b/o)(bartender au)(professor can fuck me au)(twilight au)(bodyguard au)

(honorable mentions: costars au, haunted house au)

i literally adore asks like this because i have so many aus and stories but when people tell me a list of their favorites im like ooooh ok i think i can see the sort of dynamic you like the most (at least in my writing) based on the things most of these aus have in common for example most of these feature a gruff, rough around the edges obi-wan --probably tattooed-- coupled with an earnest, pretty boy anakin who obi-wan is a tad unreasonable about. one of them is really into their age difference and the potential power dynamics there. it's probably anakin, but obi-wan is gonna get a lot of pleasure out of it too

this is sooooo valid we love a toppy obi-wan who wants to pinch at the bridge of his nose in frustration until his partner slips onto his lap and kisses away his worry lines even though he tries to remain grouchy etc etc

[ratatatastic]

its such a gem thing to think about taking someones idea for yourself but never going through with it until theyve personally pissed you off so bad and you want to twist the knife in a bit more

its a june gem thing to do think about it, rationalise it, realise they havent pissed you off and doing it anyways

ergo june gems are genuine maniacs and a hazard to society

[imflyingfish]

hhhhhrrrrngggggggg

[robotsafari]

this has to be a metaphor. for something

[comradecowplant]

Love that the discourse is so rancid that cishet men are the main character of pride this year! Great job everyone!!!!!

[motherforthefamicom]

do people actually like american cheese. like genuinely ?

[bloodsbane]

did you know pepto bismol is a strange pink potion that you drink and it makes your tummy not a nightmare

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Shout out to the time one classmate in high school shamed me for frequently eating and enjoying spaghetti with sauce from store bought powder. I'm glad your parents always had the money, time and energy to cook all meals from scratch, good for you, but not everyone has that