#dont think i missed you guys simping in the tags

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if youve assumed that the ssb!hero is one of the more cocky links i am happy to say you’re correct

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poisoned mercury | smau: one year!

lukecastell4n posted a story!

one year with my five ⭐️

tagged yn_yln.

yn_yln replied to this story:

yn_yln: i love you so much

yn_yln: i miss you so much

lukecastell4n: im literally in the kitchen making u breakfast

lukecastell4n: i love you more btw

yn_yln: idc about the food come back to bed

lukecastell4n: dont tempt me i will burn the pancakes

yn_yln: i need a kiss

lukecastell4n: 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻 coming

yn_yln: san francisco, new york, boston, and anywhere else you might end up, i’ll be right there by your side. happy one year to us. you’re my favorite person.

im not good with words the way that you are, my poet, but i’ll give you a hundred kisses and a million more to show you how i feel about you.

i love you, pretty boy. here’s to one year and a hundred more.

tagged lukecastell4n.

lukecastell4n: you’re never getting rid of me 🙂‍↕️

yn_yln: i know 😕

travisstoll: LMFAOOOOO

connorstoll: simp 🫵🏼

lukecastell4n: the emoji????? HELLOOOOO????

lukecastell4n: i love you five star. ♾️

yn_yln: i love you more 🩷

chrisr0driguez: imagine JUST BARELY celebrating ur one year 🥱 clarisselarue couldn’t be us!

clarisselarue: tell em baby

yn_yln: OK SORRY I WAS SCARED OF MY FEELINGS FOR HIM

lukecastell4n: yn_yln awww you have feelings for me fr??? 🥹

yn_yln: lukecastell4n i want to break up.

pois0nedmercuryf4n: LOL HER COMMENTS??? i love yn.

iluveluk3: no literally the perfect balance of love and bullying LOLLLLLL

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lukecastell4n: u guys are supposed to be on my side 😀

pois0nedmercuryf4n: lukecastell4n sorry we’re yn stans first!

liked by yn_yln and lukecastell4n.

🎵: glue song by beabadoobee

lukecastell4n: not to be annoying on the main but today is my one year with my favorite person in the world and i need to share it with everyone.

my muse, my love, my forever five star. we’ve been apart more than we’ve been together in person this year but i wouldn’t choose anyone or anything else over you, over us.

the distance is fine for now because we have the rest of forever to be with each other. i love you, five star.

p.s stop looking over my shoulder while i type this.

tagged yn_yln.

yn_yln: how dare you make me cry on our anniversary

yn_yln: you’re evil

yn_yln: fuck i love you so much

lukecastell4n: i love you more you dork stop crying

yn_yln: i just want to make it known that he’s also crying rn

chrisr0driguez: everyone point and laugh at lukecastell4n 🤣🫵🏼

travisstoll: lukecastell4n 🤣🫵🏼

connorstoll: lukecastell4n 🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼

travisstoll: mama y papa

p0isonedmercuryluvr: real

chrisr0driguez: rs, so happy for you bro 🩷 don’t let her go

chrisr0driguez: clar will kill u i think

lukecastell4n: clarisselarue dont worry clar i wouldn’t even dream of it

clarisselarue: good 🥰🔪

p0isonedmercuryfans: happy 1 year to lukecastell4n and yn_yln! thank you yn for giving us bf!luke 🙏🏽

tagged lukecastell4n and yn_yln.

yn_yln: thank u guys!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

liked by p0isonedmercuryfans.

lukeluvr: husband! luke when????

lukecastell4n: soon 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

yn_yln: lukecastell4n 🤨🤨

lukecastell4n: gods can’t a guy plan a proposal in peace???

yn_yln: THE TABLOIDS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY WITH THIS ONE

iluvpm: the way luke and yn are probably giggling writing these comments while they’re next to each other rn omg

chrisr0dfan: GOD WHEN IS IT MY TUUUURRRNNNN

pm4ever: no ur so right… sleeping on the highway tn

lukecastell4n: iluvpm u would be correct.

iluvpm: lukecastell4n ARIANA WHAT ARE U DOING HERE

[ze-maki-nin]

Jealousy Hcs!

Requested: Na! I got bored and wanted a 'Break' I guess from writing my requests! I also just wanted to create Jealousy Hcs so-

Pairing: Multiple Dsmp Boys! x Gn! Reader!

Idea: The boys get Jealous!

Tags/Warnings: None, Fluff, Cursing! (If there is any warnings that I missed pls tell me!)

Word Count: 1,798!....Thats alot-

A/n: I just got a sudden urge to write Jealousy Hcs so-

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Dream:

＊He would just stand behind you, fuming silently.

＊Wraping his arms around your waist when he starts loosing his patience

＊Would start kissing your shoulder/neck!

＊Probably whisper things in your ear to distract you

＊If the person gets too close for his or your liking

＊They get roasted

＊Burned

＊They are now running away in embarrasment-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊You would scould him with a small smile

＊But he would just act oblivious

George:

＊Hugging your arm

＊Glaring at the person definetly!

＊Would interupt the other person

＊"Maybe we could-""Look at that Y/N!"

＊Ya...

＊He would also kiss youe cheek....

＊Constantly-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊After the person left he would just ignore you

＊"George-" Hes now walking away...

＊You would run infront of him, grab your face in your hands, stare into his hands and MUWAH!

＊Kissing him all over his face!!

＊Hes now blushing and trying to get you to stop-

＊He's now just following you around with a blush on his face!

Sapnap:

＊Arms around your waist/you in general!

＊Would glare at the person

＊Mutter threats uder his breath

＊Do the Slit throat action thing to the person...

＊Would alo mouth threats to the person...

＊You would probably elbow him in the stomach to shut him up-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊He'd have to hold himslef back from killing the person-

＊If the person goes to far/makes you super uncomfy you would have to hold him back from starting a fight

＊He WILL start a fight and absolutley destroy the person!

＊Probably the most violent of them all-

Karl:

＊He would be so sad :(

＊He would start to feel insecure :(

＊He would start to think that youre gonna leave him :(

＊If he is intimidated by the guy he would be a little shy!

＊He would probably be whispering to you telling you he wants to leave or that he wants to go somehwere else

＊He would also be hugging you in some way!

＊Or he would be holding your hand/a part of your shirt/dress!

＊If the perosn gets to close to you for his or your liking, he would probably try to talk to them

＊He's probably say Please as well cause hes sweet like that-

＊Not me simping for Karl right now-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊He would try to protect you but eventually just drag you away from them!

Quackity:

＊He would glare at the person, hating them for taking his S/O attention

＊He would then interuppt the person by flirting with you

＊Or syaing "Come on come on! Let's go to that store" "Sweety....Thats Maurices..." Or some other female clothing store-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊If that doesnt work and the person keeps talking to you

＊He WILL start a fight!

＊A verbal fight....He wouldnt be able beat someone with his short ass-

＊ANYWAYS!

＊He would say something like "Ok. You had your shot. Now let ME talk to MY partner! Instead of some rando who doesn't know the first thing on how to flirt with people!"

＊I'm tired leave me be

C!Jschlatt:

＊Bear wih me I'm not very good at writing him-

＊Hmmmmmm.....

＊I think he would glare at the person

＊Back hugs and neck kisses all the way!

＊If the person wont leave you alone he woud just straight up kiss you

＊And if they STILL dont get the point

＊Then ummmm they might not be alive the next day-

＊Sorry this is short! I had no idea what to put!

Tubbo:

＊He would probably start to feel a bit insecure

＊But trust you not to leave him!

＊Making sure youre okay/comfortable with this happening is his top priority right now!

＊If you are he would just nod and stay beside or behind you

＊Probably hugging you in someway or holding your hand/shirt

＊He would be skeptical of the person and just keep a sharp eye on them!

＊BUT!

＊If youre NOT comfortable/okay with whats happening

＊He would be on it!

＊He would step in front of you, blocking the persons view of you, and tell the person that they're making you uncomfy!

＊"Please stop talking to them! You're making them uncomfortable!"

＊He's so sweet!

＊But if the person doesnt leave you alone

＊He would glare at the person

＊Mumble "Rude"

＊Grab your hand and drag you away saying

＊"Come on lets go!"

Ranboo:

＊............

＊Who would be brave enough to walk up to you two?!

＊Hes 6'6 no?!

＊ANYWAYS!

＊If someone WAS brave enough to walk up to you

＊He would probably just stand behind you, looking like your bodyguard

＊You know those pictures of him and Tommy, and he's just standing in the background

＊Ya...Thats him when hes jealous

＊If the person hasnt run away in fear yet

＊Then he raps his an arm around you shoulders and

＊"Lets go somewhere else Y/N"

＊And just walk away with you under his arm

Tommy:

＊This jealouse Bitch-

＊He would be louder on purpose!

＊He just talkes over the person

＊Not caring how loud he has to get

＊If you tell him to quiet down, he'll just glare and start pouting

＊He would mutter curses and threats under his breath

＊If you start to get uncomfortable, he will NOT hesitate to jump in and yell at the person

＊"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!"

＊Ya...

＊You would have to drag him away before he starts a fight he cant win

C!Techno:

＊Bruh.......

＊This MOTHERFUCKER IS 7ft!!

＊Someone has GUTS!

＊ANYWAYS!

＊He would just stand there behind you like

＊Bruh Im right here

＊He would just stand there, his arms crossed as he stared the person down

＊If he sees youre getting uncomfrotably he would just be like

＊"Ya no. Leave."

＊If the person dosent leave he would be so annoyed Lmao

＊If the perosn dosent leave and just ignores him hes gonna be even more annoyed

＊He would proabbly growl

＊Push you behind him gently

＊and

＊"If you dont leave in three seconds your heads coming off"

＊Hes glaring and resting his hand on his weapon...

＊You should probably take him away...before he kills someone-

Wilbur:

＊He's 6'5 (?)

＊People are being brave today-

＊He would probably have a 'Normal' conversation with the person

＊"I also like Music a lot!"

＊Or something like that (M tired leave me be T-T)

＊While on the inside hes cursing and roasting the person

＊If you look close enough you can see him gritting his teeth

＊You should be concerned-

＊Hes slowly starting to look like hes going to murder someone-

＊"Why dont we leave Will?"

＊Yup.

＊You wanted to leave before he exploded with anger/jealousy

Ghostbur:

＊Ya Ya, I know he's not real but who cares 🙄

＊He would be floating next to you, staring at the person confused

＊"Whats this feeling?" He would question himself

＊You would probably look at him a bit concerend a couple of times

＊"You okay Bur?" "Ya! Im just confused?"

＊You would then turn to him, asking him why he's confused and all that

＊The person would just be standing there awkwardly cause oyu forgot about them Lmao

＊They would just eventually leave-

Niki:

＊The person would probably be flirting/talking to the both of you

＊Niki would grab a hold of your hand/arm/shirt getting uncomfy

＊"Pls stop"

＊Ya...Niki would want to leave imidietly-

＊Get the poor baby out of there :(

＊You would have to tell the person to stop

＊And if they dont just walk away

＊And if they STILL dont leave you alone

＊Your gonna have to threaten them-

＊And if they STILL dont leave

＊"Buddy...We're lesbian/Bi...She's my girlfriend.."...I'm tired leave me be-

＊Ya...Poor persons really imparrased now-

＊They might just turn red and run away...

＊...That would be interesting to watch-

Fundy:

＊Hmmmm.....

＊Ummm...

＊He would probably just stand there awkwardly

＊And if the person starts making you uncomfy he would start to slowly push you behind him

＊And start a conversation with the person instead

＊"Hey-Do you know of any good Cafes?"

＊He would literally say anithing to distract the person from you

＊And then he would "Thanks!"

＊Walks away from the person, your hand in his!

＊Ya...I didnt really know what to put for him-

＊Sorry

Purpled/p:

＊He would just stare at the person deadpanned

＊Like 'Really bitch. They're busy'

＊"Theyre busy"

＊Ya...The person did not like that-

＊"What did you say Kid?"

＊"I said they're busy" *Glares*

＊Ya...Drag him away before he starts a fight-

＊If hes just quiet the whole time he would thrw random sarcastic jokes

＊And try to get you away from teh person

＊Not liking your attention on the person

＊Im tired leave me be-

Bbh:

＊Hes gonna act polite at first!

＊Trying to be nice and not lash out-

＊But if the person makes you uncomfy or gets too close to you for eaither of your liking

＊Hes gonna try pulling you away

＊"Come on lets go Muffin!"

＊If the person grabs your hand you better beleive hes gonna get protective

＊"Let go of them! You didn't ask them if you could old their hand!"

＊Hes still trying to be nice

＊If th person wont let you go hes gonna lash out-

＊"I told you to let their hand go!!" *Glares*

＊Maybe he would start to hint that he knows how to throw nice and shit-(Im tired and dont remember leave me be-)

Skeppy:

＊He would be a baby-

＊He would wrap you up in his arms and burry his head in your neck

＊"Hmmmm....Lets leave~"

＊He would whine about want ing to leave

＊If you just tell him that youll leave in a bit he would pout and just stand behind you

＊All pouty and annoyed

＊If he ses that youre getting uncomfy he would get so mad-

＊"STOP IT!!"

＊Ya...He would yell at the person-

＊He would make a big scene

＊Probably start a fight-

＊Drag him away for my sake pls!

＊I cant deal with this second hand embarrasment-

Awesamdude (Sam):

＊Im not the best for writing with him either bear with me-

＊He would just stand behind you, his arms crossed

＊Just staring down the person, not liking them already

＊The person would probably start to squirm under his gaze-

＊"Why dont we leave Love"

＊You would question him

＊If you dont want to leave, he would huff but let you stay

＊If the person starts to make you uncomfy you woud probably grab onto the front of Sams shirt

＊He would immidetly notice and put his arms aorund you

＊"We will be leaving now"

＊And just drag you away from the person

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I DID IT!! I FINISHED JEALOUSY HEADCANONS!!

Sorry I havent posted any requests-

Taglist: @sugarrbbee @dawnfallx @forefinn @angstyx @lakifaki @bloodystars @meliancries @wilczachannn

If you want to be added just ask!

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lhughes_06: i love you more than life itself. happy anniversary to the love of my life. i wouldn’t be where i’m at if i didn’t have you by my side. life wouldn’t be the same without your bright smile, you wearing my jersey, or singing along in the car with you at the top of our lungs. you bring an aspect to life i never knew was possible and i will never be able to thank you enough for. i’m blessed every single day to be able to say that you’re mine and that you’ve been able to deal with me for so long. i love you larger than life, to the moon and back y/n m/n. you brighten up everyone’s lives more than you realize, my love. happy anniversary, i’ll see you tonight. xoxo, l

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youruser: i love you most, luke hughes. 🤍

ellenhughes: love you kiddos. @/youruser ↳ youruser: thank you for all of our candids mama e<333

owenpower_: just found out my toaster is waterproof

fan: omg @/fan2 look how freaking cute they are ↳ fan2: STOP THE HOSPITAL PIC🥺🥺

dylanduke25: shitting crying throwing up

dylanduke25: mom and dad mom and dad mom and dad

mattybeniers10: put a ring on it ↳ jackhughes: they’re still 16 in my head lets not think about that ↳ youruser: i told him i wont marry him until he signs his elc #golddigger ↳ lhughes_06: hard knock life i guess

_audreyoconnor: omfg you guys are the cutest. ↳ youruser: you and matty are the blueprint though<3 also, double date soon when im back? ↳ _audreyoconnor: without a doubt!!! ↳ fan3: friendship goals i miss the posts together sm

_quinnhughes: still don’t know how you managed to get stuck with his weird ass. but we’re so glad to have you as part of the family @/youruser ❤️ ↳ youruser: i’m honored you guys have taken me in the way you have:)

markestapa: my god luke you have turned into such a simp ↳ mackie.samo: ITS SO WEIRD ↳ youruser: this is awkward he was always a simp ↳ lhughes_06: thanks for outing me babe ↳ markestapa: 😘 ↳ youruser: too stunned to speak

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youruser: happy anniversary dummy<3 the biggest softy i have ever met in my entire life. from sixteen to now, i wish i could tell younger us how much we’ve been through. i’m so so so proud of you and everything you have accomplished luke, and i’m so happy i’ve got to be on the sidelines cheering you on this entire time. you are my entire world, even when you make fun of my singing. or eat my leftovers. or pay more attention to your video games than to me. still, you are my real life prince charming and i couldnt ask for anyone better to do life with. here’s to many more my love🥂✨

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lhughes_06: i love you princess

markestapa: the contrast between their posts is lowkey so funny ↳ dylanduke25: the way everyone wouldve expected y/n to have the super sappy post but it was actually luke ↳ youruser: you guys think hes soft just by watching us interact but its so much deeper than that its kinda funny

fan4: “real life prince charming” brb crying.

fan5: y/n dating 16 year old luke really was her trusting the process ↳ youruser: recognizing potential 💅🏻

lhughes_06: i think my girlfriend just called me ugly ↳ youruser: you looked like a child at sixteen. your glow up is unmatched

jackhughes: our sister in law that isn’t actually our sister in law but has been around so long she’s basically our sister in law

chellseacomar: so cute to see you guys grow up together

_audreyoconnor: just when i thought you couldnt get any more adorable i stand corrected:’))

fan6: the. way. he. looks. at. her. @/fan7 ↳ fan7: i want that ↳ fan8: LITERALLY TO DIE FOR

brendan.brisson: so like can i call best man or ↳ jackhughes: fight me

ellenhughes: again, we love you so much honey. check your text messages!

fan9: omg we’re gonna get date night content 🤩

kentjohnson.13: no children making please @/lhughes_06 ↳ lhughes_06: i would do no such thing ↳ youruser: kj love u dont make me think about babies ↳ youruser: baby fever>:) ↳ jackhughes: NO

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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]

So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.

Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad

Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.

STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.

IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.

STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.

Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him

So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.

NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT

The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable

Those husky animation models suck lmao

Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!

God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it

Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that

But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????

Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden

This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh

Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)

THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much

Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)

Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens

On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending

Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other

YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).

Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last

Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!

Oh never mind slavery trollmarket

Bruh titanic camelot

I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things

NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH

STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER

THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN

WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?

Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person

For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues

Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy

Bruh I was grieving

PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference

Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?

NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS

Oh thank God he's okay

NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD

oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))

But I want to see him again

But I'm glad to see vex

Yay they're in arcadia!

But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((

Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)

Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them

Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus

DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.

BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.

Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.

Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???

And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole

And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!

THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!

BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????

Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭

Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora

HUZZAH

NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????

STAB THAT BITCH JIM

WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED

Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it

SEVEN KIDS?????????

T O B Y ????????????

W A I T NO

N O

IS HE ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE

NO THERE ISN'T

F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED

Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS

I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH

W A I T

HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????

HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????

WAIT IS HE

BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON

HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????

BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending

TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all

And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.

[sanzuslvt]

My God| (m)

pairings. fem Y/N x sanzu  summary. Y/N was saved by sanzu making her his obedient servent asking her to kill for him when this happens she finds out what she's been missing in life.

tags. romance, face fucking, degrading, praise, pain kink, use of pet names, deepthroat, soft-dom!sanzu, mentions of suicide

A/N. HIIII this is my first fic lmao I have no idea how to write but anyways this is for the sanzu simps bc yk I luv y'all anyways lmk what I can do to be better and yea enjoy. also minos DNI 

word count. 1.5k 

Y/N can't remember, she can’t remember the day that she became absolutely obsessed with the man who stole her heart and life. It feels like a blur at first it was the fact that he saved her life, But as time moved on it turned into this undying love for him. Somehow it turned to him bending her over and stuffing her full of all that he had. Y/N also knew she knew he didn't love her, she was being used and she understood that but this love she had for him was so deep that she would do anything even if she had to KILL.

Flashback

She stood on the edge of the building for hours now. She didn't know if she really wanted to die. Y/N felt like this was the only way but the truth is that she was just so scared. So she just stood there all alone on the roof crying until she heard a voice from the shadows behind her

“Why don't you jump.” “i’ve been watching you for a while now”

“I-i dont know… im scared” Y/N muttered under her breath  

“What's there to be scared of? You are gonna end ur life right. If you do it then no one will get the chance to save you.”

When he said that it stuck a cord in her heart contrary to what she was thinking she turned around to face who she was speaking to she fell… as she was falling it felt like 10 minutes but she felt like this might be a sign that the person she was talking to was bad for so she shut her eyes and fell until she felt the rough calloused hands of someone grab her ankle.

She looked up to see the person who saved her and he was there. It was love at first sight. His unhinged smile with two scars on the side of his mouth, he had a pink mullet and he was absolutely beautiful. Was this what angels looked like, she thought and he just smiled as he stared down at her before bringing her up from her plummet. This was the first time we met sanzu haruchika. Y/N felt this undying need to please him and obey his every order and so that's what she did. She followed him and obeyed every commend she was his little pet and she wasn't about to give that up

When he first asked her to kill for her it was nerve wracking. She knew what his job was before and she knew he wasn't innocent. She saw the blood and the pills but it drew her in even more than she could explain. But even when she was asked to kill for him she did it. Y/N was too in love to say no. He said the job had to be her. He told her she was beautiful and that for the man to take the bait it had to be her. Even when she knew it was a lie she still agreed but here she was standing outside of the wear house waiting for the signal to move in. Y/N is beautiful. She's fairly tan with hazel eyes and hair so long it made girls envy. This job was to seduce the man long enough to get him to leave and go to the empty warehouse with her and she was hesitant she could do it but anything for sanzu. When she got the signal she moved in seductively walking up to her prey. After a few drinks the man whispered in her ear

“wanna get out of here love”

It made her squirm in disgust but she replied with

“Of course i know the perfect place”

Y/N brought the man to the rundown warehouse and as any sane person would he was skeptical but she was so attractive it was a hard opportunity to miss. They quickly got to businus Y/N kissed the man and it quickly turned to a make out. She was disgusted, repulsed even by the man he wasn't unattractive but the only one she wanted was sanzu. When she noticed he was drawn into the makeout she quietly but surely drew Santos' gun, she put it up to his head and BAM he was gone. Y/N stood there for a few seconds in shock over what happened but was quickly taken out of her shoke by hearing sanzus beautiful laughter come out of the shadows

“ AHHH i knew my good girl could do it” he said approaching you and wiping off the blood for your face and chest

“You look so beautiful like this.”

“S-sanzu what did i just do” y/n said almost in tears

“Aww don't cry baby girl… you were just doing what i asked of you and you did such a good job”

He said as he embraced her in a cold hug. Once she returned to reality Y/N felt the hard shaft between her thighs. She wanted to please him bringing her hand to his cock she slowly rubbed his mound

“Tsk tsk tsk look my darling is so impatient”

“I just want to please you, let me make you cum

Sanzu then grabbed her hair pulling her down to her knees. She winced from the pain but she could feel her arousal pooling in her panties.

“Take them off darling take my dick out for me’

She obeyed. She could see the print of his crotch in his boxers and it made her savivate she wanted him. She NEEDED him. She then grabbed the rim of his boxers letting his cock spring out smacking his lower abdomen. No matter how much she saw it, it always impressed her. Oh it was so beautiful the beautiful pink color of the tip and the single vein running down the bottom of it. She wanted it in her. Abruptly he pulled her hair making her head fall back and her mouth run open.he slipped his thumb in and she sucked it knowing how much he liked it.

“Mhmm always a good little girl for me”

She nodded her head giving him her big pretty puppy dog eyes

“Don't look at me like that, it makes me want to destroy you.”

He said grinning from ear to ear.

“Open ur mouth” sanzu commanded

And that's exactly what she opened her mouth slipping his cock inside she hollowed out her cheeks like a good little girl would.

“Suck” he said grinning like a mad man

And so she started off slow and she got faster and faster with each bob of her head. It was moving smoothly until Sanzu gripped her hair and forced his cock down her throat. She gagged at the sudden intrusion of her throat and gripped his thighs telling him to stop. But he just got faster and faster fucking into her mouth.

“Do you enjoy that huh. Just like you enjoyed being a little whore earlier, letting that guy touch you like I wasn't watching.” “i bet it turned you on didnt it huh sluting out infront of me” He pulled out of her mouth.

“Speak”

“S-sanzu p-please i love you and only you so please use me like you've never used anyone im your cum slut… i-im only a slut for y-you. S-sanzu ah”

He stuffed himself down your throat again making you yelp out of pain and pleasure.

“Show me. Show me… cum from my words baby then i'll know you love me. DO IT.”

Y/N slowly removed her hand from his thigh and lowered it to her clit. She could feel her heat from the thin denim shorts she was wearing. She rubbed small circles around the sensitive area on her mound and she slowly got faster and faster. She moaned on sanzus dick making him fucking her face even more enjoyable. She could feel herself nearing the end and she could feel sanzu was almost there too. It was so hard to breathe at the pace he was pounding her face but she put up with it and she needed to help him.

A few moments before she came she looked up terms brimming her eyes. Everything felt so vivid, her fingers inside of her cunt senzus hands gripping her hair and his dick flowing in and out of her. But the most unforgettable thing was his face, his beautiful scars, his whimsical smile and his amazing eyes. It's almost like the unforgettable night when he saved her. Then when both of their eyes met they both came. This was the first time that Y/N had felt something so fascinating. She felt her cum running down her thighs and she felt his going down her throat. At that moment She felt so lucky it didn't matter if he didnt love her or if she was being used. she knew she just knew that he was the… he was her GOD.

[jaefmin]

Mutual list!!

—for all those sweethearts out there who've done nothing but just made my life better.

:: @cxmillee: camilla

B E S T I E E E E. shes my irl and then perfect creature for an egg <33 shes new in here and istg if you dont follow her i might as well release one of those red squid game guys behind you in the basement </3

:: @i4taee: pepper

bESTIEE did you know??? you're like my first moot in here😭 like pepper is the SWEETEST BABY you'll EVER find and ma'am please your moodboards😭😭😭😭 they're like the best ever✋🏻😩😩go follow her!!!!! <33

:: @lixiesbabyhands: aelia

on hiatus :( wanna surprise her w/ this when she comes back so here we go! i love you so much honey! even though we didn't interact much, i still wanna appreaciate how kind of a person you are! just remember i'll always be by your side! <3

::@imdamconfused: kiki

WIFEYYYYYY you decativated for a while and i swear bestie that was the worst time ever like you're my serotonin boost alright😭✋🏻 I NEED TO TEXT YOU E V E R Y D A Y

::@oddlittlefandomist:

two words. S P A M. M O O T. please you make my day with thoe spams okay😩i dont even know how you like my shitposting please-

:: @psycho-mocha - shreya

THE MOST CRACKHEADIC PERSON YOU'LL EVER FIND I SWEAR

::@angelicbox: jeany

my fellow jungkook simp i swear i need more you kinda people like jEaNy iS sO gOod???

:: @moonsclover: ahana

b a b e. probably interacting w/ me the most rn- can't help it i aint got moots 😭

:: @encityzen: mia

THE PRETTIEST GAS CYLINDER I'VE EVER SEEN <3 and the fact that we cant even remember who's the rickshaw and whos the cylinder- dude idk why i wanna do this to you but-

you're my milinder <333

:: @miroticized: vrin

half of the time i think she needs help- hElP mE

tagging some other precious pearls: @ashfire295 @mindofnmn @mark-lees-world @beomgyuviee @oifelixcmerebrou @xbbleuex @babeejeon @dumb-ass-biatch @shrutiajit @blonghoonie @pr0dbeomgyu @simp-for-sunghoons-hair-tied-up @imightbegayidk @ggukminii @softforqiankun @sunghoonight-x @daech-witless @destructiveasparagus @studyviolette @sunnysidejoon @xjoonchildx @imkyunies @cherryvmin @sunghoonight-x @taemin-jaemin @etherealtyjaem @jkslachimolala @kooala @gnarlyjimin @hyucksterrrr @jenossslut @thatoneidolsthiccbitch @simpforjaem @urlocalnctstan @whiteprincessofnohr @thatonemultistan @dirttaepabo @verifiedsunghoonsimp sorry if i missed you out its all my stml😭😭

[goldentsum]

hoonie!! who do you ship your mutual with then ??

oomf-! okay i thought long and hard for this one and a lot of the people here, i haven’t really talked to //sorry if you find tagging annoying, please tell me if you don’t want to be tagged huhu// but i really tried! i hope i can talk to you next time (im so awkward mahgawd ://) also sorry if you dont rlly like the ship, its just my opinion and sorry if i got ur vibe wrong HAHAHA also can i just say that sunarin gets all the girls, goddamn..

@daydreamingsora-fics | sunarin and akaashi (bitch you already kno it HAHAHAHAA landi mo hayuf) (kaashi still my pick for u tho,, alaga ko yan!!) @caxsthetic | osamu (cus ur sooo dom~ <3) and oikawa (idk why but i feel like you’d make tooru rlly soft cus ur a sweetheart) (tho i think i’ll steal u away from them cus ur mine.) 

@sugawara-sweetheart | suga and mattsun (i miss you neems.. i ship u with me <3) 

@kenmasbb | kenma and iwaizumi (ur subby so i think iwai going hard dom @ u would make u happy HAHAHAHA i mith u) 

@kiyoo-kun | omi and yamaguchi (ur so sweet and smol (i feel like ur smol idk why) so i feel like u deserve a stoic and as equally as sweet as u men)

@notkageyamasprincess | kags and me pft hinata (i can see the tug of war between yall AHAHAHA)

@cultsumu | atsumu (can we poly? HAHAHHA) and bokuto (he’s just so hyper idk why but i think that youd like him??) 

@rinslilmonster | sunarin and tsukki (stoic men with a salt in the side <3 spoiler alert, they’ll simp hard with all of those constipated feelings they hide) 

@sleepyrintaro | sunarin and oikawa (the contrast between the two but also the same pettiness HAHAHA i feel like you’d make them simp-y KSKSS) 

@babie-sunarin | sunarin and kenma maybe (soft bbies for a soft bb like urself <3) 

@arixtsukki | tsukki and lev (tol bois for u HAHAHHA) 

@sayakaaaaaa | daichi and kuroo (i feel like you like men in authority? is it just me? HAHAHAHA) 

@macaronnv | ushi and akaashi (quiet guys can get reall freakkyyyy goodluck bb HAHAHAHA) 

@vikkiuwu | kenma and tsukki (scorpios love libras and viceversa amiright HAHAHHAA)

@matsukipple | mattsun and daichi (daddies for u <3)

@datecho | futakuchi and kags (futakuchi would love u idk why i thought about that HAHAHA) 

@keiyoomi | tsukki and omiomi (ur username lit says it HAHAHA fr tho, those petty guys would be **simpinggg**)

@tsukisemi | semi and noya (soft and kinda edgy bois for u)

@ausahi | asahi and suga (gentle //tho sugas kinda chaotic// bois to warm ur heart! <3) 

@ultimate-astridwriting | kuroo and tendou (hor-knee and sadist doms to heat ya up~ ehehe)

@milks-writings | bokuto and noya (hyper and extroverts ehe! <3) 

@cutiekawa | oikawa and atsumu (loud and petty, just how we like it eh?~ HAHAHA)

@loveitadori | yamaguchi and iwaizumi (guys who would be fr soft for u)

@softsugars | kita and akaashi (attentive bois to take care of you~ <3) 

@velvesagi | tsukki and oikawa (i feel like yall talk smack about ppl and just have a GREAT ass time HAHAHA) 

@kitazura | kita and kuroo (these men would love to just chill with ya <3) 

@babiekawa | atsumu and makki (chill but also kinda protective yk also would spoil the heck out of u)

@somecravings | ushi and tendou (i feel like these two would love to work in tandem to make u feel loved and also ehem worked up) 

[matthewtkachuk]

wow, so you might have noticed i’ve been a little absent from tumblr these past few days, a couple of things happened that reminded me i have a lot to be thankful and grateful for

first: i hit 1k last week which just absolutely blows my fuckin mind, y’all do not know how grateful i am for each and every one of you. it genuinely feels like yesterday i was nervously writing the first part of feel something and now i’ve got a whole masterlist and a giant support system. thank yall for always supporting me and treating me so good i love you guys so so so much

second: saturday night i was in a pretty serious accident with a deer, i’m okay (super super sore tho fml) my car is well... my car is not okay. at the end of the day i am just grateful to be alive and relatively okay - always wear your seatbelts you guys!!!! i firmly believe we would be having a much different conversation if my seatbelt hadn’t locked 

so i thought it would be fun to do a game/ask night and celebration to celebrate 1k and walking away from my accident - the theme is simply my most used emojis

🥺: let me simp over you - could be a blog compliment, fic compliment, something i love about you, maybe me simping abt our friendship?? idk let me have free reign to love on you

🤷🏼‍♀️: typical games - would you rather, fmk, send me a number and i’ll shuffle my liked songs on spotify and tell you what song comes up after that many skips, literally any other celly game you can think of  (pls no cym it gives me anxiety)

✨: let’s get dramatic - tell me a secret and i’ll tell you one of mine (you can go on anon if you want!!)

👀: kink same or kink shame - tell me your kink and i’ll tell you if i share it (lex gave me this idea a few cellys ago and i’ve wanted to do it but never fit it in before so creds to her ig)

🌻: this is my positivity tag emoji lol - send me something positive and i’ll send you something positive back (maybe something really awesome happened to you today?? maybe you have a fave positive quote?? maybe you just want to see a picture of my puppies??)

😭: the angsssstttt - let’s talk angsty fics, have a good fic rec to make me cry?? wanna talk about some of the pain i’ve inflicted via my masterlist??

🥵: let’s thirst - send me ur nfsw thoughts?? send me your celeb crushes and let’s simp?? (rae if u submit something abt pegging i will delete it :) )

😇: anything goes here - idk i like to have an option with no prompt because some of my favorite celebration stuff has come from these so

[obligatory taggin some moots so it don’t flop statement] [obligatory sorry if i missed tagging you i love you so much i’m just still in shock from the force of hittng a deer at 110 km/hr statement or alternatively i’m worried im annoying you and dont wanna tag you to be annoying idk could go either way]:

@rekrappeter​​ @girlsru1eboysdroo1​​  @sortagaysortahigh​​ @euphoricmalfoy​​ @socialwriter​​ @anxietyandtacos​​ @rudyypankow​​ @midnightmagicmusings​​ @mdlyncline​​ @jellyfishbeansontoast​​ @bricksatanakinswindow​​ @stargazingstarkey​​ @anonymous0writer​​ @softstarkey​​ @sguymon21​​ @danicarosaline​​ @notphilosopherstudentblog​​ @outrbanks​​ @downbytheouterbanks​​ @royalmerchant​​ @butgilinsky​​ @jjaybank​​ @popeheywards​​  @tempestuousjj​​ @rae131415​ @https-luna​​​ @love-chx​​ @outerbankslut​​ @honeyycheek​​ ​​ @kookkyra​​​ @cognacdelights​​ @stfukie​​​ @pogueszn​​  @starkeybabie​​ @x-lulu​​  @spideymyluv​​ @sguymon21​​  @angellissy​​ @drewstarkey​​ @ilovejjmaybank​ @kindahavefeelingskindaheartless​ @jiaraendgame​

[ze-maki-nin]

Requested: Yep!

aske 2/4, another tommy one...or will if u dont write for tommy cause all mine are like romantic relationship w/ tommy. as in dating. ok next ask is basically tommy's perants are out and the reader and tommy just ball dance cuz imma simp. also. why did all the dsmp members choose minecraft when they could have been models???

Pairing: CC!Tommy x Gn!Reader

Idea: CC!Tommy and the Reader ballroom dances while Tommys parents are out!

Tags/Warning: None, Fluff! (If there are any warnings that I missed pls tell me!)

Word Count: 471!

A/N: Sorry this took so long- (And that its short-)

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

❉ He would be pacing around the kitchen

❉ He invited you over to hang out since his parents would be gone for the weekend

❉ They went to a family reunion that was oneself or adults as they said

❉ He didn't necessarily care cause he didn't want to go anyways

❉ Neeways-

❉ He was trying to think of things you two could do together

❉ And then it hit him

❉ Ballroom dancing

❉ You had always wanted to learn how to ballroom dance

❉ And Tommy knew how to

❉ He doesnt exactly remember why he learned but thats not important-

❉ He would quickly decorate the kitchen to look like a ballroom

❉ Doesnt look like one exactly but at least he tried-

❉ Once you got there he would be super excited

❉ Speaking quickly and loudly, dragging you to the kitchen to show you what he had done

❉ You were so excited-

❉ Which made him super excited to teach you-

❉ He would explain to you that he was going to teach you how to ballroom dance!

❉ Tommy would have music perfect for this scenario-

❉ Just a full album of ballroom/calm/whatever its called music-

❉ And began playing the music

❉ “Would you care for this dance?”

❉ He would act like such a gentleman

❉ Like???

❉ Whered the loud, childish Tommy go??

❉ It didnt matter at the moment-

❉ What mattered was that you and Tommy were having lots of fun :)

❉ You both stepped on each others feet a couple times-

❉ Almost tripped over each other-

❉ And when you guys got into a rhythm type thing-

❉ You would just lay your head against his chest and calmly sway back and forth

❉ It would be so nice and quiet

❉ Until Tommy tripped over his own feet-

❉ Neeways-

❉ Overall it would be so cute and cheesy :)

❉ But super fun for the both of you!

❉ Afterwards you guys would start a cooking stream for fun-

❉ And that.

❉ Is a story for another time-

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

Hope you liked it :)

Taglist: @sugarrbbee @dawnfallx @forefinn @angstyx @lakifaki @n3r0-1417 @meliancries @wilczachannn @wrenqueenisboss @gray-moon2 @pixviepie

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[laraplisetski]

Dating Shigeru Yahaba

A/n: This was really fun to write but honestly I just love to write for Seijoh anyways. Next is Shinji Watari and ill try to complete it today but if I dont ill post it tommorow. Please excuse me for the mistakes. broskies send in requests as well, I have none:-(

Words: 1002

Tags: @imthatchishiyasimp​, @kekozume​

Have this image of Yahaba pining Kyotani to the wall.

Okay so tbh Yahaba did not notice you at first even though you guys were in the same class.

But then one day he walked in his classroom in the morning and he did a double take on what he saw.

You, the person who he paid no mind to, was giving Kyotani, the brash and lowkey violent one, a lecture for shouting too loud and making a ruckus.

What 

And not only was Kyotani not arguing with you, he actually listened and nodded at you.

Then proceeded to shut up and sit on his seat.

(I'm sorry for adding Kyotani into everything he's just my favorite boy)

And Yahaba was just staring at you with his mouth open.

After that incident he wanted to get to know you but he couldn't bring up the courage to talk to you

Well until Kyotani just blurted out the fact that Yahaba’s infatuated with you... in front of you.

So yeah he died right there

The end

Jk jk

But like from that onwards you tried to talk to talk with him and eventually you two became friends.

And then you two started dating cause Yahaba was cute.

Anyways onto your first date.

After a lot of stuttering and well blushy Yahaba he had successfully asked you out on a date.

Yay!

So he took you to a fair that was in town for this season (idk how fairs work I'm sorry.)

A cute cheesy ass date

He took you to a game in which you have to shoot one of the balloons and make it pop to get a stuffed you. 

And tried to show off his shooting skills

Keyword ‘tried’

He failed miserably and you got a teddy bear for him instead.

Also also you guys went to the Ferris wheel at least 5 times.

Cause like Yahaba’s a fucking sucker for these cheesy ass rides and he like wanted to kiss you at like the top but then he realized it doesn't stop unless you pay them.

So after 4 failed attempts you noticed what he was trying to do and he was going to fail at kissing you again but you like lowkey initiated it.

After that he looks so happy and proud of himself that you think that it's worth it.

Also the bumper cars.

Unlike the Ferris wheel he's totally mean at the bumper cars.

Like he will keep bumping into you, but if you guys are sitting in the same car.

You guys strategically bump people and like idk you guys are just mean.

He bought you snacks after all the rides and you two held hands while blushing.

At the end Iwaizumi came to pick you up cause, team dad and drove you home.

Yahaba gave you a big ass hug when leaving you and then he blushed and yeeted himself into a car. 

Okay so Yahaba’s a pretty chill guy honestly and like he likes to do whatever his s/o wants.

Unless it's like doing horror stuff he can't handle that shit.

Also I feel like unlike the others he would be very shy for asking for cuddles.

Like I imagine him just making hand signs towards you like how children do when they want something.

I will mention later but this guy likes to brag about you.

Other than that he’ll be very shy to kiss you in public and in front of his friends.

Also when you guys hold hands this man just blushes so much that you have to ask him if he wants to go to a doctor or not.

Worry not he gets fine later.

And he also loves his s/o coming to practice. 

His s/o’s friends with all the second years, especially Kyotani.

She's like the one person other than Iwaizumi who can scold him and he'll listen.

Also Yahaba found out that you beat him at basketball which is why he listens to you and honestly Yahaba’s very proud of you.

You teased Yahaba after he pinned Kyotani to the wall in that one match and you'll never let him live it down.

(I’m such a fucking Kyotani stan I swear)

Also Yahaba simps over you. 

He admires everything about you.

He likes your hair and if you don't have hair be ready for Yahaba just like running the palm of his hand over your scalp and just patting it.

He does this when you have hair as well and the first time it happens you're like wtf.

But it's weirdly not weird. 

Everyone also knows that this boy is whipped for you because every time he looks at you his heart just goes doki doki and his eyes really show it.

He also has a tendency to brag about his s/o liek how Yamaguchi did about Tsuki’s height the first time they were introduced. 

He talks about you all the time and he buys like little snacks for you to eat all day and little trinkets to make you happy. 

At every anniversary he buys you a little teddy bear charm as a reminder of the teddy bear you got him.

He still has it and he likes to keep it next to his bed and like routinely washes it as well.

Just like taking maximum care of it.

Yahaba’s not rich but like whenever he has enough money he buys you something like a rose or takes you out to get ice cream. 

Also hes a fucking cliché guy and craves cliché romantic scenes and unlike someone he actually succeeds in catching you when youre falling like 6/10 times and all the other times he just falls with you.

When he goes to play practice matches in different prefectures he misses you very much and he promises to play better for you when he leaves. 

It's very cheesy and half the time it sounds like he's going to die lmao.

But anyways Yahaba is very good boyfriend/10

Would very much recommend.

[frogtanii]

HI BESTIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

its 🔮 anon here!

it takes a lot of things for me to loathe a character, and even more to loathe a character i adore, so CONGRATULATIONS FROGGY ✨i now want to shove osamu's head against a brick wall✨

(of course i've been an atsumu ghorl this whole time, idk what you're talking about, osamu who? 🤨)

yachi already done with everyone's bs and its only been 4 chapters is funny to me HAHAHAHAHA

meiko shove your fake-ness up your ass, thank you.

osamu shut the f up please you embarrassing yourself-

ALSO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT OSAMU'S NICKNAME WOULD BE FOR Y/N AND TELL ME IT ISNT PRINCESS OR I WILL SLICE OFF HIS FAMILY JEWELS I DONT CARE ANYMORE.

i don't know what to tell you miss ma'am, cuz i've been getting more and more into stories where the mc or y/n is more raw and relatable, and THIS REALLY HITS THE SPOT. lowkey i get sad when people talk bad about self-insert stories or y/n stories and then the reason they do is because of some cliche element majority or a large chunk of writers already dropped.

self insert fanfics are a comfort to me? in a way? idk how to explain it, cuz it sounds weird when i try typing it out loud- but HEAR ME OUT FIRST OKIE? most fics ive read are oneshots or stories that dont require much assessing or reflecting of a situation because most have similar plots aknxjdbdj i know i sound awful akdnidjd and i kind of know what to expect.

on the other hand, the ones written more realistically, like this one, wherein y/n isnt a simp right off the bat of the guys asking for forgiveness, y/n has her great moments and not so pleasant moments, with her inner turmoil and a d e e p dive into theirs and the guys character and providing new insight is where i kinda insert myself kandhsnjs. though y/n doesnt always do what i would do, reading more realistic self inserts help put things into perspective to me. they help me actually think about what i would do in a situation like that and eventually apply what i decided on later in life. like toxic friendships and relationships-

LOWKEY THESE ALSO MAKE ME EVEN SCARED-ER OF MY FEELINGS BECAUSE I KNOW I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THE BADASS Y/NS DO and i would let whatever toxicity in a relationship back into my life like the idiot i am.

a n y w a y s

im listening to melanie martinez at the moment, and i thought of some.... dark-ish? ideas.

t/w: mentions of blood, murder.

pre-poker face events.

meiko snapped, killed y/n in cold blood with a knife. the guys find her, they help her cover up the murder. they comfort her. kenma or bokuto give in first, they tell the police. the image of y/ns body in a pool of blood was too much, the nightmares got to them.

OR MEIKO AND Y/N WITH "PACIFY HER". like meiko lowkey wanting atsumu and hating that y/n had all his attention, so she sends osamu to get rid of y/n.

or y/n who is also a power hungry woman who wanted to dominate the hyper house and all she needed left was osamu, and he was very much blinded by meiko so y/n sends suga to get rid of meiko (under the pretense for him to get revenge for what she did to him, but really it was so she could get osamu alone.)

lastly-

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS:

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR 8 GLASSES OF WATER YET? you gotta wash out those toxins and negativity outta your body!

HAVE YOU HAD A FULL MEAL? so you have energy to deal with the bs the world decides to ungeacefully drop on you-

SOME SLEEP? AT LEAST 8 HOURS OF IT? i know you didnt when i asked you in an ask a few days ago 🤨.

SENDS YOU 😤AGGRESSIVE😤AFFECTION😤 AND BADDIE ENERGY ➖👄➖🙏AND GOOD VIBES🙏➖👄➖

much love 💘

p.s. i tagged you in the masterlist of the series i told you about! idk if the notif got through? but have a great day bby!

HEY BESTIE <3333 oh n osamu’s nickname for yn would be cheeks or baby / doll??? don’t ask LMFAO alsoooo i entirely agree abt self inserts!!! m a big ol fan aksjks OHHOHH i love melanie n ur lil drabble ideas are so sick omggg (pps i didn’t see it!! maybe try it again?)

[littlespaceporgs]

The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 5

Or Leah loses her shit at Jar Jar, thirsts for Aayla Secura for an episode and a half, and then swoons for Riyo Chuchi.

Welcome once more to the Reacts series! I’m a busy woman for now but I am setting up a schedule for this series which will be

Today we’re covering episodes 12, 13, 14 and BONUS! 15. This is because I got super bored during episode 14 and basically didnt write anything so, here you go! As per usual, major spoiler alert for season 1 of the clone wars! If you haven’t read the previous parts to this series, I suggest you do so that you can follow along! 

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5 Part 3 - Episodes 6, 7 and 8 Part 4 - Episodes 9, 10 and 11

Tags (if you want to join, my taglist can be found on my page!): @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @girlvader @simping-for-fives @littlevodika @hounding-around @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life @onabouteverything @acciokenobi @catsnkooks @captainrexstan @roseofalderaan @fractiouskat

We’re well past the half-way point, so there is 2 parts left of season 1, and then onto season 2! So lets get into it!

Episode 12: The Gungan General

> heheheheheheheh jar jar I am KEEN

> I get hondo and jar jar in one episode

>> this’ll be funny

>>> actually no scratch that, this is gonna be hilarious

> oh and they woke up in a cell this will be fun

> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEYRE BOUND TO DOOKU

> DISASTER I TELL YOU

> “if I keep my mouth shut you’ll devise a plan so get off the god forsaken planet?” “YES”

> this dude seems traitorous as fuck (im referring to one of the pirates, not dooku shockingly)

> I wish Ahsoka and Yoda were in this too, I want more disaster lineage

> ah he is indeed a traitor

> “HEIDY HO CHANCELLOR”

> JAR JAR WHOO

> “stop messing around, we’re landing. Secure yourself” “MESA TRYING ITS STUCK”

> promptly followed by jar jar falling everywhere

> oh and now he’s in the cockpit

> oh shit that senator guy is definitely dead right?

> “do control tour protégées insolence” “anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating”

> “do we know where we’re going?” “Ssh anakin” “DO we know where we’re going?”

> is it safe? Of course it i- riiiiiight

>> I forgot this was the clone wars for a second, this is gold

> FRIENDS DONT DRUG FRIENDS HONDO

> y’know, dooku’s quite amusing when he’s not trying to kill my favourite characters

> “are you now in command” “uh no, binks is the highest ranking” ooooohhhh boy

> ooooooohhhh and some mind tricks too, nice

> I hate to say this, but jar jar is actually smart

> holy shit

> beasties are nearby too, we’ll be fine. they run, we run

>> Dayum jar jar actually making good decisions?

> I present a real and accurate image of my reaction to this statement

> Mesa be having an idea oooohhh booooyyy

> obi wan that is no way to speak to your grandmaster

> be patient master the count is elderly and doesn’t move like he used to

> I would kill you both now if I didn’t have to drag your bodies

>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the only reaction I’ll accept

> then falling all over each other is the only thing I’ve ever needed to see

> “ this is not going well” no shit

> my question is why did obi wan not drop Dooku?? Does he actually still care about this man?

> you’re right, I don’t think youre going to be friends 🤦‍♀️😂

> sneaky lying snake

> bruh they don’t even know you’ve got the Jedi captive??????????

>> so how does that work you dumbass

> no shit, you will look like fools obi wan

> “there be some bombad clankers” 😂😂

>> “huh YOURE right, bombad clankers” I love the shock

> YOURE RIGHT HE IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS, GIVE JARJAR SOME CREDIT

> oh boy anakin, just keep your mouth shut genius

> man electrocution doesn’t look like fun

> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

> The next few lines of confused joy are me reacting to jar jar somehow single handedly taking out 3 tanks

> what the fuck

> JarJar I I’m what-

> JUST DID A GOOD THING, I DONT REGERT THIS THING AT ALLLLLLLL

> fuckin JarJar was great

> “KILL HIM HES NOT A REPRESENTATIVE, HES A PLAGUE” I’m ded 💀😢💀

> serves you right you snake, now dooku gonna choke your ass

> oooohhhhh that’s how these two twits (hondo and obi-wan) became friends

> “and... he knows where you live” Oof the subtle threat is real

> hem I love obi wan very much and his sarcasm

 Episode 13: Jedi crash

> I JUST SAW AAYLA I AM EXCITED I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO HER VERY MUCH

> SHES HOT

> I LOVE HER

> AND HER VOICE JUST MAKES ME ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

> I wish I was bly, not gonna lie

> I have a quick question - the 501st colour is blue right? Then why do they have a gold squad, doesn’t the extra colours just confuse things?

> I love seeing anakin and Ahsoka in action coolest thing to watch

> And anakin

>> I am also quite attracted to him

>>> imagine dragging your hands through that hair as he- wait no I have minors in my followers not gonna finish that

> Uh oh

>> Oh anakin you twit

>>> HE LOCKED HOMSELF IN WITH AN EXPLOSION JDGKJDJFKFKFKFKFF

> HES INSANE

> Are all Jedi so reckless? Just the good ones - love this by the way

> Oooohh shit for a STAR

> I mean like? I know anakin doesn’t die, but this shit is concerning

> Perfected the art of destroying ships and getting master almost killed? Sounds familiar

> I hate it when they just call them “padawan “ it just feels very impersonal like bleh

> Like I love aayla but god the Jedi preach some bullshit

>> God forbid someone raises a child and gets attached to it

>>> Like for fucks sake

>>>> Can you tell this is something I’m passionate about?

> Anyway, moving on

> Oh hi anakin! You’re alive!

> That bird lookin thing is tryna eat my boy 😤

> Oop - well that dudes dead

> Aawwwwwww aayla looks so sad, this makes me sad too

> Can we just appreciate this?

> Well these little critters are cute

> Ooooohhh I think I agree with this little dude

> You can skip the paragraph if you like, its just me going off about ‘peacekeeping’

> Alright gonna get mildly into it for a second, the clone wars really gets into it with episodes like this, displaying how the entire galaxy was starting to lose faith in the Jedi and their peacekeeping ways, in the movies we just got that people just started hating the Jedi because they became part of the war, but this really fleshes it out and shows just how slowly and gradually the loss of faith is. Because he’s right, the Jedi aren’t peacekeepers anymore, they bring as much destruction with them that the separatists do and have become symbols of war. They’re fighting for a good reason yes, but they can no longer claim that they are peacekeepers or that they played no role in this war.

> ANYWAY BACK TO REACTS

> AH MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN AND A PRETTY BACKGROUND AGAIN!! They really do be doing me a great service

Part 14: Defenders of Peace

> I’m really not into this episode, just saying it now

> Anakins just as bad as obi wan, like honestly just chill bro, fucking REST

>> MY BOYS DESERVE SOME GODDAMN REST AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL OK-

> Okay but is it taking a life if it’s a droid?

> Ugh this dudes ugly as fuck

> What did you think was gonna happen?? Of course your village was going to be ransacked

> I could go on forever about the pointlessness of this war like it just makes me mad palpatine you slimy git-

> My reacts this episode are really boring huh, I’m not into it 😭

*fully I didn’t write anything for about 10 minutes here because it’s just a little boring*

> HOLY SHIT NOW THATS A FUCKING WEAPON

> Yep sorry that’s it for this ep, I’m so bored 😂

>> Anyway, bonus episode because that one was short!

Part 15: Trespass

> YES OBIWAN WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> AND IS THAT RIYO CHUCHI I SPY?????

> Hahahahahahahhahahaha it’s not tatooine, you got that right

> Oh god this dude already sounds like a dick (its the chancellor dude but not palpatine)

> Why’s he so defensive over it?

> Oh yikes, that does not look good

> Seppies don’t do that though - this is... odd

> Ah and the same thing has been done to the droids

> Off topic, but I think I’m going to make a clone wars drinking game that I can do while I do my reacts, so I’m going to make that this week, send me your ideas in the comments or dm me!

> Back to ep - pfffffffttt obi wans little taps and then anakin really goes WHACK

> Anyway I’m going to do this in the next couple days and then every Friday night I’ll watch a few eps and drink away

> Alright back to the episode once more

> Abominable snowman????

>> Definitely

> This is gonna go well isn’t it?

> “Well? Say something”

>> “Just shut up” *visible eye roll*

> What the fuck is their mouth

> Okay really obi wan, I think it’s pretty clear they don’t speak basic

> YEEEEEEAAAHHH THATS MY BOI ANAKIN

> Awwwwwwww that shits cute, fucking bear huugggg I want to be hugged like that

> I’m not fussed if it’s anakin, obi wan or kit fisto but please someone love me

>> Preferably kit fisto

> Anyway this dudes a dick (again, its the chancellor dude)

> They obviously have intelligence, and this dude has issues

>> I’m thinking he’s trying to compensate for something 👀

> Oof you really gonna tell a Jedi what to do?

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the other people’s were there already

> Ugh he reminds me of my very racist grandparents oh boy

> You’ve been told like 4 times that it is not your jurisdiction anymore and you still can’t take it?

>> BRUH

> She’s so tiny and adorable and her voice is just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

>> Oh no

>>> I’m simping for another character

> Surely this guy dies

> HAHAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT SPEARED SERVES YOU RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

> What a dick, he shall not be missed

> She’s just, so pretty??? And smart????

>> FUCK MY BISEXUAL ASS CANT HANDLE THIS

> he’s seriously not dead yet?

> AAAHH RIYO YOU SMART GIRL YEEEEESSSS NEGOTIATE THAT PEEEEAAACCEEEE

> THATS MY GIRL SENATOR CHUCHI YEEEESSS

Welp that’s it for today folks, it was lovely, see y’all at some point this week where I say the drinking game rules and then next drunken Friday (even though these are gonna be released on saturdays but I write them on fridays?)

[kisbunzies]

Nights in the garden

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s always cold in her dad's garden at night . There were cracks in the mountain that let in sunlight and breezes from the outside world so the mountain tended to reflect the weather up there . she sat on her swing , the one she and her brother asriel built together. How late was it like 3am ? everyone else is probably asleep , except dad he somehow manages to work until sunrise. “Welp might as well give up and head in-”

“Heya flower girl. I see your just *hangin around* there”

“Sans! What are you doin up ? “

“My dads working late . you”

“Same . and for once chara’s asleep.”

Sans and lucida had know eachother since day one but they became bestfriends when they were six because he snuck into to the royal garden. they also learned they both were obsessed with earthbound. It was learned too quickly that Lucida loves bad jokes and will laugh for hours at sanses puns and pranks .

Not long after their friendship started they learned something else they had in common . sleep issues

Lucida and sans both got vivid nightmares , alot of the times about the same thing. It was scary but being able to talk to eachother about it was nice , heck asgore even bought luci a dream book so they could figure out what they meant , but the dream lucida had tonight was special

“So yeah i had a dream both my siblings were consumed by ravenous buttercups”

“Thats weird , i uh had a similar dream”

“You dreamed my siblings were eated by buttercups ? kinda s-”

“No its was different but the same”

“Explain ???”

Lucida got down from the swings and onto her elbows onto the ground infront of where sans was , he seemed to be thinking nervously about what he was gonna say . different but the same , thats never happened before

He took a deep breath in before quickly saying

“I dreamed that you ran into the buttercups after some voices and for some reason i tried to stop you but you insisted that you could help them and then and then and then”

“Sans calm down take your time”

“When you reached the buttercups one ,,,, shot through your skull and just dropped you infront of me”

“Oh well then , dont know what to say to that”

“Luciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”

“Im joking im joking , but sans”

She put her hand on his shoulder

“Im sure its gonna be fine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It wasn’t fine

Years after the day that came to be know as “the incident” , things had changed so much for the two it sometimes shocked lucida that her life was considerably normal at one point , chara and asriel were gone , her parents were divorced , she spent the majority of her life till that point in the hospital

To be frank , life for lucida dreemurr was a mess

Walking through the garden she’d spent the happiest days of her life felt dull , each things filled with memories of the past

Wow look it a snail , mom loves those things

Yeah and mom also eats emm too

Chara , you know thats not funny

Aww cmon , im just tellin the truth , when she runs outta butters she replaces it with snail slime

Ewww luci stop them

As she walked over to the old swing , her eyes filled with tears , flowers blooming out of the sockets as she sat down on the old contraption . her and azzy used to spend hours pushing eachother on it trying to see how high they could fly while chara recorded with an old camera they found in a pile of trash . she’d have to go back and look at those recording sometime.

“Oh hey luci , didn’t notice you there”

“Sans ?”

She looked around until she found him , sitting in some flowers that never seemed to die no matter how ruined they were . she walked over to sit next to him noticing his demeanor , this was gonna be a rough conversation

“Yup thats me”

“Heh , guess you never broke the habit of breaking into my parents property huh ?”

“Hey su casa mi casa amirite”

“Thats not how the saying goes but sure”

Sans chuckled just a bit before looking down at the ground at something , it was a piece of fabric and a name tag

W.d gaster

“Missing him again”

“Yeah , i know its stupid but-”

“Sans it not stupid ! your going throw the loss of a loved one , thats tough crap to deal with I SHOULD KNOW”

“yeah”

Lucida looked at , Sans who wasn’t smiling . it just didn’t look right for the guy not to smile . He was usually the funny skeleton who could make anyone smile , you knew shit really hit the fan when sans the skeleton didn’t smile

“I remember him , he was a good dad”

“He always treated you like family huh”

“Oh remember when you and me were like 7 and like he somehow taught me and you fucking sign language in one afternoon and my mom thoughts we were throwing up gang signs”

“Yeah and she freaked out and tried to get your pops to put the entire underground on watch because of it”

“JASHGJH and the week before he let us burn veggietales in an incinerator cause he hated it and my mom thought he was spreading anti christian progaganda”

“OMFG AND SHE TRIED TO GET ME AND PAPYRUS BAPTIZED AND HE BIT THE PRIEST”

“AND GASTER JUST BURST INTO THE CHURCH AND GRABBED YOU AND PAPYRUS BY THE COLLAR AND LEFT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED”

“JSAHJGHJHGhjadghj yeah , he was cool , im gonna miss him”

“Me too , he might have been pretty chaotic and kinda outta order”

“Omg sans he’s your DEAD FATHER”

“But he was just a good person who wanted to help at heart”

Lucida looked at the badge and motioned for sans to let her see it , she noticed that in the corner there was a little black smudge of some unknown material

“You know , we should put his badge in like a monument or something”

“You think they’d let us do that”

“Of course sans , he did save the life of the royal families only surviving child afterall”

“And made the core”

“And just build the basis of monster science in general”

“A monument would be nice , considering we didn’t get to have a funeral”

Luci looked at sans with a purely sympathetic look , tilting her head a to dully smile at him. Putting her arm around his shoulder she spook what she didn’t know were on of the last time she’d remember his name

“W.d gaster , beloved royal scientist and father , inventor of core”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

hope you enjoyed this random oc fic i wrote at 1am because sleep is terrifying and i wanted to start actually telling people about lucida's backstory

also im not a sans simp HEY HEY LISTEN IM N-

[littlespaceporgs]

The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 3

Alternatively, Leah misses daddy Plo, gets annoyed by droids and is thoroughly entertained by Jar Jar Binks while simultaneously simping for Padme.

TA~DA! Welcome to part 3 of the reacts series, where we cover episodes 6, 7 and 8! I won’t lie to you, I actually found episode 6 really boring, 7 was less boring and 8 was maybe a little bit funny and I lowkey enjoyed it so much. So yeah, the first two reacts are kinda boring because I was super bored, but 8 is kinda funny. As usual, major spoilers for season 1 of the clone wars.

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5

So, lets do thissssss!

Tags (as always, let me know if you want a tag!): @acciokenobi​ @roseofalderaan​ @catsnkooks​ @peacelandbread​ @littlevodika​ @icedcoffeeandgays​ @captainrexstan​ @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky​ @mcu-padawan​ @onabouteverything​ @fractiouskat​

Episode 6: Downfall of a Droid

Notes: since writing these, I’ve discovered that I am 100% without a doubt very much a simp for Plo Koon and it shows.

> Pre-warning, I’m writing this on paper and on the train, so there may be slightly less thots thoughts in this one

> “Suffering serious defeats by Grievous”??????? All we’ve seen for 5 episodes now is Grievous lose????????

> Yeah Anakin! You should listen to Ahsoka!

>> (you need to trust my babey)

> Where the fuck is Plo when you need him? I WANNA SEE HIM

> Maybe that image will tide me over? (we all know it wont but that’s off topic)

> Oh for fucks sake I’ve had enough of Grievous

> YEAH R2, WE ALL KNOW YOURE THE ONLY REASON ANAKIN IS ALIVE!

> “this is too easy” oooohhhhh boy, you say that now......

*Grievous ditches his ship*

> ✨ disappointed, but not surprised ✨

> THERE IT IS!!!!! “I got a bad feeling about this” - bringing the total count so far to 2

> W H A T

>> R2D2?????????????????????????

>>> EXCUSE ME WTF?!?!?!?! DID THEY JUST - R2D2 NO!

> OBI WAN HOW DARE YOU R2D2 IS NOT REPLACEABLE

>> This is one of the few times I am more annoyed with Obi-wan than I am horny for him

>>> Wait no scratch that - i just looked at his face again 💖💖💖💖

> I miss Plo already, can he come back now?

> Oh Ahsoka, you’re so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

> omg Goldie???? I LOVE IT he’s kinda adorable

> ooooohhh boy R2 is going to be on that dodgy ass ship isnt he?

> hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah

>> fart humour, i love it!

> Unique items, huh

> OH SHIT THATS THE TYPE OF DROID FROM THE MANDALORIAN

>> just thinking about the mandalorian reminds me of the new armour/helmet kink i discovered I had and how much i love pedro pascal

> Goddammit R3. oh shit oh shit bad droids BAD DROIDS

> is R2 just a really good droid? or do all of them make this many mistakes???

> hahahaha ‘gramps’, Ahsoka he’s literally only 5/6 years older than you

> *GASP* Anakin, he’s not a lightswitch!

> Oh shit, R2 was on the ship!

>> HA HA I WAS RIGHT

> fuck fuck Grievous no dont take R2 bad droid

> okay, I love obi-wan but he’s being a little harsh

>> mild turn-on but ok 👀👀

> aaaawwww the little stomping when he’s excited

> Do we get to see R2 do a mad escape?

>> WE DO!

> oh no, R2 you were so close

> tracking beacon?! R3, what’re you doing?!

> sorry anakin, they definitely saw it

> R3 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE HYPERDRIVE TOO?

> YEAH AHSOKA, YOU SAVE ANAKIN’S BUTT

> You, know, I’m starting to wonder if R3 is doing all this deliberately??

> lowkey, I want to tally the amount of droids grievous hurts/destroys

> well, i want R2 back in the next episode, please and thank you.

Episode 7: Duel of the Droids

> Okay, all I want is for Anakin to hurry up and find R2, because I want this arc to be over

> I’m going to keep this reacts fairly short because I’m a little bit bored

> All I want is more Plo content, is that too much to ask???????

>> If you can’t tell I have a thing for Plo Koon and I officially joined the simp club for him.

> This trandoshan guy is just.... bleh 🤢

* insert gross shiver* 

> YEAH R2 YOURE DOING SO WELL! HOLY SHIT GO R2D2!!!!

> I said it in part 1, and I’ll say it again, R2′s whirring is a mood

> Okay so fucking R3 just turned R2 down, so I am definitely starting to think this is deliberate?

>> HOLY FUCK I JUST REALISED A THING! DUEL OF THE DROIDS???????? R3 VS R2??????????????????

> ANAKIN IGNORE OBI-WAN LIKE USUAL, YOU GO AND SAVE R2 OK?!

> Rex’s expression when he’s told to carry R3 is comedy gold by the way

> Oh please Captain, kindly fuck me

> FUCK YEAH AHSOKA!

> *sighs* Oh the droid humour

> I mean, it is a type of head adjustment I guess 🤷‍♀️

> ...

>> Did you seriously think grievous, being the slimy bastard he is, wasn’t going to kill you?????

> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT FUCK R3 MAN

> AHSOKA KICK GRIEVOUS’ BIN CHICKEN LOOKI- oh no she was thrown into a wall, never-mind.

> R2 YES ZAP THAT GODDAMN DROID AND SAVE ANAKIN

> oh this is awkward, I love how R2 is insulted that he got R3 hahahahahahahha

> YES AHSOKA YOURE RIGHT, HE IS A STUBBY LITTLE BACKSTABER

> okay the most interesting point of this episode is ahsoka is escaping grievous

> OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT AGAIN?! R2 AND R3 ARE DUELLING!!!! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE OR SOME SHIT LIKE A JEDI

> THATS RIGHT BITCH R2D2 IS BETTER

> anakin looking out for R2 is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

> ngl, i had a small degree of satisfaction when I saw R3 get smashed to bits

> “oh anakin... one day” obi-wan is a mood

> oh thank god its over, alright what’s up next?

Episode 8: Bombad Jedi

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH DOES THIS ONE HAVE JAR JAR IN IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

> please tell me it has jar jar in it, then it will surely be funnier than the last 2 eps

> OH SHIT THIS EPISODE HAS PADME TOO IM SO HAPPY YAY

> oh in the white outfit too, i love this woman so much

> I’m going to put a photo hear so you can appreciate it too

> My horny bisexual senses are tingling

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA IM ALREADY LAUGHING AT THE STUPID FROG

>> *for context he already fucked up once and we are 1 minute and 15 seconds into the episode

> she has a point though, C3PO does usually get into trouble

> oh boy, he sounds mad.... I’m getting a sinking feeling about this

> oh no

>> ah shit he’s gone and joined the separatists

> YOU DONT GET THE RIGHT TO CALL HER SWEET YOU TRAITOR

> I am much more entertained nonetheless by this episode

> wait so they fart insults???? it sounds like a fart and i giggled a little

> Oh and now jar jar’s trying to talk to them

> HAHAHAHAH C3 always gets shit thrown at him or shot at, whenever he’s in an episode I get a little bit happy 

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ITS A FUCKING MAGNET OH C3 YOU POOR DROID

> why does he automatically jump to jar jar’s been killed oh my god so little faith like its a swamp planet???? and jar jar comes from a swamp planet????? of course he gone survive falling into water????

> buta mesa sav-ed you? i love this stupid creature oh my god hahahahaha

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE JEDI CLOAK OMG

>> definitely 100% anakins, and I love the Padme has the equivalent of one of his hoodies

>>> I want one too

> ooooohhhh this is not going to go well

> oh boy

> I’m guessing this is where the bombad jedi comes from?

> DARTH JAR JAR

>> I am so sorry no its not mine, but I have no idea who’s it is

> wheresa jedi? OH MESA JEDI?

> have you guys seen zootopia? specifically where they trigger a ‘howl’ with the wolves??? Thats what I headcanon the droids are like with ‘roger roger’

> DAMN PADME THATS SOME MADASS CORE STRENGTH

>> crush me with those muscles please

> “There’s no jedi in here, wait there’s no prisoner in here!” hahahahahahahahah

> One day I’m going to have to do a little audio recording so you all know what sound I make whenever I’ve written hahahahahaha

> FUCK YEAH PADME SLAY THOSE DROIDS

> “I’m afraid the ship has been destroyed.” 

>> “Battle droids?” *shakes head*

>>> “... Jar Jar?”

>>>> “Jar Jar.”

> obviously Padme was right, she usually is

> oh boy Jar Jar is your only hope? you’re in for a shock buddy

> Padme is an excellent shot by the way

> OH MY GOD IT ATE HIM TO PROTECT HIM THATS SO SWEET

> “I think Jar Jar’s dead.” “Oh again?” goddamn it C3PO

> YEAH SLUG CREATURE THING GOOD JOB!

> ...

> excuse me????

> WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND HERE I WAS HATING ON UNCLE ANO WHEN HE IS STILL IN THE REPUBLIC

> okay he has my forgiveness now :))))))

alright, I enjoyed episode 8, 6 and 7 were a little lackluster, but I did like 8 a lot actually, more than I thought I would 

anyways, see you next time for 9, 10 and 11!! (I’m pretty sure I saw ventress and kit fisto in the title image, so be prepared for major ass thots because i am very heavily attracted to one (1) assassin and one (1) fish man)