#dontdie

[stuntblunt]

•••STUNTBLUNT I CHOOSE YOU•••

[reggiefaer]

Did a quick and sloppy swallow for #internationalswordswallowersday Just a reminder of why we celebrate: We honor the death of rosemary Puente and the contributions to many sciences that only sword swallowers can offer. There are very few of us out there doing this danger art (even when if feels like there too many! 🤣) Happy International Sword Swallowers Day! #dontdie ⚔️❤️ https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/147922753/rose-maria-puente https://singleuseendoscopy.com/how-ancient-sword-swallowers-shaped-modern-medicine-with-their-art (at Sacramento, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGXWnsSNBn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cnflnc-atelier]

Dawns oily lite. #adventureneers #getupearly #dontdie #everydaytoday #ruok https://www.instagram.com/p/CkZUbuUsVNs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[analslutforarmin]

they hate when i serve gorgeous, crazy girl

[ark1os]

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[c-rowlesdraws]

while waiting for my iPad to charge so I can draw on it, I had a small adventure on twitter (oh, I’m sorry, I mean 𝕏) reading about this man with far too much money, “Zero” (a name many people call him, according to himself), who has taken it as his life’s mission to defeat mortality through obsessive exercise, diet, vitamin supplements, and penis injections:

He is, of course, separating gullible nerds from their money by selling his own branded meal and exercise plans, diet foods (including something called “nutty pudding” that looks like a little cardboard cup of grainy, dark brown mud)… and extra virgin olive oil, the most specialist olive oil to ever be pressed, the KEY to immortality, with the blandest and most underwhelming label design imaginable:

That looks like the branding on a ream of printer paper. It’s $37.50-per-bottle olive oil. Incredible. BUT—it’s sold as a TWO-bottle deal! $75 for two of them! The website has no option to just order one. But why wouldn’t you want two of them?? Don’t you want to #dontdie???

And of course. The punchline to all of this that isn’t the penis injections or the reveal that he’s recording his “max urination speed” and taking over one hundred pills per day. The kinds of people snapping up his rejuvenating, immortality-bestowing olive oil…

of course it’s NFT bros.

[indialadina]

🐯x🌞👒

Angst (1/?)

Related work: Dontdie JellyKnight Part1 Stay HappyEnding

[batmanshole]

just found out one of my mutuals is 15 oh my god im praying for you. i hope youre ok i hope you get better soon jesus christ. i love you please dontdie.

[yaaay-propellerhat]

[Private Message]

Egg-A1: trumpet?

Egg-A1: if your fightign don't losev ijust foundyou

Egg-A1: ithasyeas your downed it's got the bdleeding message dontdie

Egg-A1: ifyou die I lsoe mybrother that sucks

Egg-A1: mean mini arhe waiting dor you

Egg-A1: please dont die

(@egg-a1)

Asha!!! I'm okay!!!

[aimythest]

omg u niccas are lame lol! amy doesn't like subs, say it with ur chest slime! lol.

#omg #lol #uniggasarelame #dontdie #xxxscape

[babyawacs]

#excess #and #degradation @pontifex @pontifex_de @ekd @radiovaticano @all @bbc_whys  #theforbiddenfruit is the #maximum #wisdom possible itis the #bril lian #most. #wise @wise thing man ever envisaged besides dontdie!dontyoufffriggindie!!!:namely: thedege neration of own human nature. how nothingstops downfall degradation when not self incheck on noway thin gs @all quickeveryone lets mmmmm askthe frivolous

#excess #and #degradation @pontifex @pontifex_de @ekd @radiovaticano @all @bbc_whys #theforbiddenfruit is the #maximum #wisdom possible itis the #brillian #most. #wise @wise thing man ever envisaged besides dontdie!dontyoufffriggindie!!!:namely: thedegeneration of own human nature. how nothingstops downfall degradation when not self incheck on noway things @all quickeveryone lets mmmmm askthe…

[brain-empty]

mmy legs r gonna killme okayhiguys hhope my legs dontdie on me

[kira-is-lonely]

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life if they actually kill Itadori off at the end of the series

[reveminte]

So the 3rd season came out with a big blow up 🔥 I wanted to draw something special to celebrate it and take a part in wonderful deadsophism‘s contest. I’ve been thinking about many themes for this drawing but it turned out to be Lauki in flames 🙈🔥 Their relationship and the whole plot has gone really hot. I love the series and hope the best fanart will win. @deadsophism , I hope your mug for reader’s tears is ready, because me and other fans are ready for making a real fountain of tears 💦✨ Maybe a jug will be needed. #phfanartcontest2022 #deadsophism #purplehyacinth #webtoon #fanart #contest #laurensinclair #kieranwhite #lauki #laurenxkieran #drawing #loveinflames #warm #flames #sad #feels #emotions #thatlook #dontdie #otp #ship #myship #webtoonseries #drawing #art #please #youandme #🔥 #mugoftears #cry #staywithme https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca9bQI6jYwX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[celiorajackson]

I started Merlin

Hello new fandom :)