Bro, imagine some poor high schooler has a research project, and they want to do dead authors. They look up a bunch, only to find a shit ton of anime characters from BSD
"Oh, I like the writer Dazai osamu... WHAT THE FUCK IS SOUKOUKU SMUT?!"
"Well, maybe I'll try Fyodor Dostoevsky... F-fyolai porn...? Fuck my life."
"Maybe I should try a poet instead...? Sure, Chuuya Nakahara... *Googles him* *throws laptop* why do I even try?!"
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which doa member would be the best bf??
okayyy, so, i have made these polls for the guild, ada and pm now and i don't think i will do one for the hunting dogs bcs lets be fr we will all vote for tecchou. but, if this is the first of the four polls you are seeing:
this is an experiment to see who ppl think over all would be the best bsd bf realistically, the winners from each organisation will be put into a final poll to determine the winner - so vote for who would be the best bf irl! the polls are under my tag "elizais polls"
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Hiiii can I request chuuya, dazai, atsushi and fyodor with a fem reader with a vampire ability? She’s basically just a vampire but without the being weak to silver, onions, the sun etc.
As in Bram kind of vampire? Or stereotypical kind of vampire? I wrote for stereotypical type, sorry if you wanted Bram to turn her into a vampire or her with the same ability as Bram.
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Le waste of bandages Dazai:
•Constantly jokes that you're emo because you're so pale and never go in the sun
•Like, the teasing becomes excessive
•He'll stop if you get too uncomfortable though
•So let's say you're the kind of vampire who has to drink blood, but doesn't spread your vampireness
•He would probably let you drink his blood and gets yosano to donate some blood to you
•(He also totally asks if you drink your own period blood 😭💀)
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Le Chihuahua Chuuya:
•He takes extra care to make sure you're never around garlic
•He only takes you on dates at night
•I believe he is a human furnace, so you two probably cuddle a lot, he warms you up ♥️
•He's sad you can't see yourself in the mirror, be wants to show you how pretty you are!
•He think you're so cute when you turn into a bat
•He gets you to turn into a bat all the time, he loves how fluffy you are!
•So let's say you're the kind of vampire who has to drink blood, but doesn't spread your vampireness (once again, yes I copy pasted. Screw it, this applies to every character)
•he let's you drink his blood as long as it doesn't hurt too much
•Make sure not to drink too much, no matter how good he tastes
•(this is also really good if you're a top if you know what I mean 😏😉)
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Le rat Fyodor:
•He probably gives you the blood of his victims
•Thats not even a joke 💀
•He'll probably let you drink his blood sometimes if you're a 'good girl' as he likes to call you
•If you're bad he'll probably shove an onion down your throat (depending on the reaction. If you're deadly allergic (like most vampires) then he won't)
•He gets you to help him on missions since you can turn into a bat. No you do not have a choice
(I couldn't think of anything else)
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
"How and why fish you may ask? Parce que my life is a lie, and so is yours"
-Me, 5183
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ꕀꕀꕀꕀ𓊝ꕀꕀꕀꕀꕀꕀ𓆝ꕀꕀꕀꕀ𓆛ꕀꕀꕀꕀ𓆞 ꕀ
𓆛 ˚。 ° ˚。 ° ˚。 ° 𓆞 ˚。 ° ˚。 ° ˚。 ° 𓆝 ˚。 °𓆝 ˚。 °𓆞˚。 °
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