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following the trend, spin the wheel* for ur government assigned ability <33
*if you got polyglot, you can spin for a second ability!
(note: this is specific to the kotlc series’ abilities)
#kotlc#almost posted without double checking the link worked. WOOF#but anyway. taken from the list in unlocked :)#oh also my result was beguiler. which is. not my first choice but u know what i'll make it work#i'm not above some minor manipulation
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request from @hanaybuns to translate these pages from i believe "Matsuno Family Dependents Gallery"? sorry i didnt know how to approach the typesetting for this lol
all the quotes the boys are saying are from s1 episodes (right -> left):
oso 1 2 3
karamatsu 1 2 3
choromatsu 1 2 3
ichimatsu 1 2 3 (warning: ichimatsu incident)
jyushimatsu 1 2 3
todomatsu 1 2 3
#osomatsu san#translation#thank you for the request <3#knowing the sources for most of these quotes almost immediately made me feel insane LOL#i will now list all of them out in the tags for anyone who doesnt feel like clicking the links/dont have access to the yt upload of ososan#oso 1: ep12 year end special at the very end#oso 2: ep14 'we caught a cold'#oso 3: ep1 'meloncholy of osomatsu' when he first sees ichi in the alleyway#kara 1: ep14 'we caught a cold#kara 2: ep23 'kerosene'#kara 3: ep10 during the intro fishing scene w oso#choro 1: ep19 'choromatsu rising' when he first walks into the room w beni#choro 2: also ep19#choro 3: ep10 'iyami and chibita rental girlfriend' when he first sees iyayo#ichi 1: ep5 'esper nyanko' defending himself to dekapan#ichi 2: ep16 'ichimatsu incident'#ichi 3: also ep16 when he fake confesses to oso#jyushi 1: ep9 'jyushimatsu falls in love' talking about kanojo to his brothres#jyushi 2: ep14 'we caught a cold'#jyushi 3: ep17 'jyushimatsu festival' during the jyushi and concepts bit#totty 1: ep19 'choromatsu rising'#totty 2: ep14 'we caught a cold'#totty 3: ep18 'iyami's counter attack' schmoozing the girls in his car#i stuck to the official localizations but it's clear these are meant to be read in a way where you insinuate that You are the subject#i.e. jyushi 1 is probably meant to be read like “You laughed a lot!”#classic japanese subject through context = double meanings trick. c'est la vie
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Today’s rabbit plushies are:
Tie dye bunnies
#genuinely very sorry i try very hard to make sure theres always a brand attached but the listing had non and now the link i had is gone#i initially found it on smyths toys#hopefully tomorrow's creature makes up for this fail i think its very cute#plushblr#plushies#stuffed animals#rabbit#bunny#kidcore#toycore#plushie#Double bunny
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Reminder that the Dazai's Entrance Exam audiobook comes out tomorrow! It's narrated by Patrick Seitz, Kunikida's English dub voice actor!
Here are all the places you can buy it:
Barnes & Noble
Audible
Google Play
Apple Books
Libro.fm
#bungou stray dogs#dazai's entrance exam#EVERYONE PLEASE EXPERIENCE EE#if you have trouble reading novels the audiobooks are here to save you!!!#please listen to the superior version of the Azure Messenger arc 😭😭😭🙏#ngl...... other yen press audiobooks have had up to two readers before from the respective anime#i was hoping and praying both patrick and kaiji would be here for this one but...... kaiji isn't listed as one of the narrators :')#i'm kind of heartbroken tbh :')#dark era is already listed for september#i'm confident we'll get david for it since Oda is the narrator#but....... i wanted both david and kaiji so bad 😭 and both patrick and kaiji for this one 😭😭😭💔 aughHHHHHHHHHH#looking forward to them all still but yeah :') guess we might not be getting double actors for any of them *SOBS*#anyway yen press also lists it as available on book walker but the link doesn't work#if it shows up there tomorrow i'll add it here too
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Hello
As the resident ethogirl on my dash, i was wondering if you could recommend me some of your fav etho-centric fics or writers? :D
oh yeah absolutely! There's def more, but these guys are the first i think of.
RimeThyme - Again, really good characterization, and they write team canada's dynamic so well too. Domains of Dread is still one of my fav fics ever.
goingdownorup - Confession, when Jen de-anoned all their works i found out almost half of my favourite fics were written by the same person. I don't know how i didn't notice. I'm particularly reccommending Blood in the Water, because I'm a boat boys fan through and through.
boxmaker - Hoo boy. I think box was like... the first Ao3 author I read when I got into the fandom. Alternate Perspectives was the first fic i stayed up late obssessing over. The series is STILL ongoing, and it's definitely worth reading (even though i haven't read any of Double Trouble yet... I'm getting to it!!!)
birrdie - His writing tends to be darker than the other authors in this list but their mastery over words is crazy. One thing theyre really good at is putting emotion into their narration, and really get you in the character's heads. Reccing dead; in particular as a oneshot, but if you end up liking their writing you should definitely read mczu as well.
oh_snapperss - Laurie's been into other mcyt fandoms recently but i can't leave them out of an Etho-centric author list. I don't think i've been normal at all since reading ripped at every edge, but you're a masterpiece. ough. their characterization is just too good.
#i love fanfiction. wish i could write more of it myself.#i feel weird just giving lists and links so take my needless commentary as well#nics rambles#asks#if any of the links dont work as intended let me know . i aint double checking allat
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My corkboard came in, so I finally put together the beginning Stages of the Enclave strine.
#the Vh stickers i ordered are going on my tablet case (saving one for the future in case i do an in person character file/sheet)#currently the plans at the moment are hero forge mini of enclave and Vhae#and also playing around with some custom acrylic stuff#ill add other stickers as I go#i know someone on tumblr is doing Vhae/Eili charms and im gonna order those too. add to the board#maybe ill get little black cat mini statues next time im at a toy store or smth#the mushrooms are making me happy because they were donated to me by a friend#so its the double whammy of underdark and friend#the same friend is planning on making a look up doll of enclave for my birthday which im busting at the seems about.#also i wont ping them again but as a reminder the vhae pin was made by hubbleablubble#if you want a link to the listing i can find it again
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"Bite down on this!" Sky shouted, knocking his fist into the teeth of a Yiga soldier who was holding down Warriors.
Sky's one arm slipped off the table with the motion, toppling him over as he cracked a dozing Time across the jaw.
Time took it on the chin like an absolute champion and the two of them clattered to the floor of the inn, neither with eyes yet fully opened.
The pair laid in an awkward lump, stunned and blinking away sleep and stars.
"Doing wha' now?" Time blinked heavily as he prodded and massaged the sore spot.
"Oh- OH!" Sky stumbled back, motion stuttered by a huge yawn, "Ti-ime, what?"
"What?" Time echoed back.
"Bite down on this~" Legend snorted from behind Sky, "UP you get, time for you both to go to bed, I think."
"Shit, he didn't break any teeth did he?"
Wars was hoisting a still bleary-eyed Time up to standing. A few of the others who were still awake were stifling laughter into their arms or hands over the outburst.
Time gave a bloodied grimace he tried to play off as a grin. It felt like all his teeth were still in place, but Goddesses was it sore.
"Oh Gods, did I?" Sky yawned again before continuing, "Wh- I don't even remember what happened..."
"You and me both," Time scrubbed at his face. "Water under the bridge, and time for heroes under the blankets, get going."
He waved off everyone from the table to the inn's stairs. Some groans and mumbled half-sentences from the drowzier heroes being half-carried off to bed.
#linked universe#lu fic#linked universe fic#fic tag#hyah-txt#idk someone mentioned something the other day about time getting decked and i couldnt think of how and then the febprompts list happened#and then my personal fight with sleep again so uhhhhhhh#sky sleep fighting and absolutely rocking time's shit#it is so unedited and rambled and a product of exhaustion and i still like it so woe fic upon ye#it was kikker-oma talking abt it#i had to double check the spelling on that lol#not exactly the time-and-sky-throwdown-violence but yknow
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Damned Masterpost
Original run
ZEX wasn’t there for that, Dex!
Getting started
Kissing Strangers 💋
Captain Dating Sim
If I become lost...
It started with a whisper
Perfect comedy routine
Flowers for you!
ZEX loves wild horse!
Dexter’s first visit
Pivotal bright spot
Sunshine Captain ☀️
But ZEX loves humans!
Uniform ♥
Hard learning curve
Big Guy Teisel
VUXisms
ZEX’s hair <3
Haunted by Kayako
Zelnick has two hands
Zelnick’s gone :(
ZEX’s MU (blood)
Them (blood)
Leaving weird impressions
Last man standing
Wake up somewhere better (blood)
Despite everything, he’s still ZEX
New Daay
DAX profile
DAX Expressions
VUX duo Expressions
Lover’s tiff Expressions
Action heroes Expressions (blood)
Roughed up VUX Expressions (blood)
Too busy flirting
The Little VUXmaid ---
What if DAX was there
DAX’s Special Counseling
Homesick
After ZEX’s MU
Hope we die (blood)
Max’s visit
Karaoke Night
The girlies are fightinnggg
Different sensibilities
ZEX’s hair, again
Protect him, please
VUXémon
The three of them
Wander I mean Dr. Doran
More Dr. Doran
“Wake up” configurations
More VUXémon ft. Larry and Kabu
Dismissed ---
First re-meeting ♥
Chill, Sub-Commander
Each other’s VUX
Pyramid Head fight (blood)
Dr. Vargas
VUX silliness
Therapy went great
Nightly squabbles
You must snuggle
Obeying commands
Locked In
Damned, but make it Osmosis Jones
Wants to fight so bad
Some familiar faces
Drix Uniform
Main three’s profiles
Other
Stanley profile speculations
Max wants out
Crystal Gem VUX
All those missing eyes
2024 Sketchdump
#Damned#And this is still Just Damned - not including Helix where it doesn't intersect or the larger SCII tag#Whoah#There is something a bit familiar about this kind of structure!#I mentioned back in the ask about Just Desserts not(yet) having a masterpost that I wasn't entirely sure how to make one but hm!#I've made the taglists over on Drabbles and VLH and this is Somewhat similar - and I have another post that's more like this elsewhere#So not entirely foreign to me! Not something I've done over here tho#I figured with the tag being rude and not showing like - a dozen posts??? That's absurd >:0 And I know it's not tag differences!#I clicked on the specific tag the not-showing posts were tagged with and they just Do Not Appear!#Literally have never had that happen on-blog that's only ever been a search/dash thing ugh pls stop with the tungl code pfbtl |P#So! Masterpost! Always be able to find the guys you're looking for!#But also human error lol if there's any that stick out as being missing or accidentally double-linked just shout it out#Did a lot of reorganizing for the original run as some of my doodles were made/posted out of order of the actual events#Very event-obscuring >:3c Some of those didn't even happen! They were just for funsies! Haha#I did leave out Max demanding his body back from ZEX - to the Other list - as that was All speculative and not shown anywhere#The rest are all at least in reference to things that officially happened - pretty sure#Also got a bit silly with some of the captions hehe ♪ Not all of them but a few :) Fun!#''Daay'' is spelled like that intentionally hehe >:3c#And has three sections because! a) Digital b) Speculations c) Actual happenings so far#With some not-happenings silliness mixed in there so you're never quite sure what is and isn't real! Haha#And then the last two with the least amount - or most if you count the sketchdump by volume rather than number of sets lol#What else might fall into this category! It remains to be seen :) The ideas haven't stopped yet#And of course it's too much fun to want to stop ♥
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MUN INFO .
name / alias : aurora / rory
birthday : 26 april
zodiac sign : taurus
height : 5'10
hobbies : writing, gardening, language learning, roller skating, makeup, video games
favourite colour : red ( specifically #880808 hdgjkds ) or lilac-y shades of purples ( tho i do love any purple ngl )
favourite book : looking for alaska by john green
last show : i just finished ahsoka !!
recent read : i'm rereading spider-woman (2020) again asjdks
sources of inspiration : we would be here all day so i'm limiting myself to five things; ( ♡ ) ( ♡ ) ( ♡ ) ( ♡ ) ( ♡ )
story behind url : in alias (2001), whenever jessica drew breaks into jessica jones's office and jumps her ( she thinks jones has something nefarious to do with the disappearance of mattie franklin !! she is just being Protective™️ !! ), drew calls jones "bitchcakes" 😌
tagged by: @danversiism tagging: @neonwebs @revenantinflames @cosmicrayed @overclocks @spybiote @spidrclone @eideticspider @magnetic-regent-magneto @silverjetsystm @arachnidiots @masteredlegacy
#MAJOR castlevania spoilers in that 4th inspo link but like#that scene lives rent free i have So Many Thoughts#writing wise it is SICK i won't hear anything else#also truly my main hobby is: talk about The Hyperfixations™️#double also idk how to list them as hobbies BUT#i'm usually watching yt docs on film or political analysis#court analysis / law videos#some livestreams / info dumps about sealife#updates about space..#hobby: “i watch things :)”#( o o c . )#( q u e u e . )
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working on my pinned and looking at my f/o tags, fighting between "combining my winter crew, tsukiko, and tsubasa tags into just the winter crew tag -- like how brave vesperia is all in one tag -- would be SO much more convenient" and "i like tsukiko's and tsubasa's tag names, and i want people to listen to their associated songs" :'(((
#my new pinned is like 95% done tho if you want to check the updated byf / dni... it's both more thorough and condensed#and now includes things i didn't even know to include when i first joined so it's more useful lol.#really all that's left is 1) deciding on the winter crew tag situation#2) figuring out if i want to add a header w links to the tags and full f/o list page#and 3) choosing bt keeping platonics on pinned or just expecting people to check my full tags post for them...#bc i love my platonics sm but i know most people use pinned f/o lists to root out people with Less Than Appropriate romantic f/os#and that ppl who ARE interested in platonics are here to see ALL of the f/os to Paint a Picture of the shipper in their mind ksdjnf#or see if they see anybody in series they ship from so we could have double-date situations kdjnfkjdn#📌 [ my posts. ]#💭 [ my thoughts. ]
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a few great films that are free on the internet archive
in decent quality too!
here is the archive collection of these films so you can favorite on there/save if desired.
links below
black girl (1966) dir. ousmane sembene
the battle of algiers (1966) dir. gillo pontecorvo
paris, texas (1984) dir. wim wenders
desert hearts (1985) dir. donna deitch
harold and maude (1973) dir. hal ashby
los olvidados (1952) dir. luis bunuel
walkabout (1971) dir. nicolas roag
rope (1948) dir alfred hitchcock
freaks (1932) dir. tod browning
frankenstein (1931) dir. james whale
sunset boulevard (1950) dir billy wilder
fantastic planet (1973) dir. rené laloux
jeanne dielman (1975) dir. chantal akerman
the color of pomegranates (1969) dir. sergei parajanov
all about eve (1950) dir. joseph l. mankiewicz
gilda (1946) dir. charles vidor
the night of the hunter (1950) dir. charles laughton
the invisible man (1931) dir. james whale
COLLECTION of georges méliès shorts
rebecca (1940) dir. alfred hitchcock
brief encounter (1946) dir. david lean
to be or not to be (1942) dir. ernst lubitsch
a place in the sun (1951) dir george stevens
eyes without a face (1960) dir. georges franju
double indeminity (1944) dir. billy wilder
wild strawberries (1957) dir. ingmar bergman
shame (1968) dir. ingmar bergman
through a glass darkly (1961) dir. ingmar bergman
persona (1961) dir. ingmar bergman
winter light (1963) dir. ingmar bergman
the ascent (1977) dir. larisa shepitko
the devil, probably (1977) dir. robert bresson
cleo from 5 to 7 (1962) dir. agnes varda
alien (1979) dir. ridley scott + its sequels
after hours (1985) dir. martin scorsese
halloween (1978) dir. john carpenter
the watermelon woman (1996) dir. cheryl dune
EDIT: part two here + the letterboxd list
edit: part three here
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you ever have ideas and motivation but no words. like if i could beam the words from my brain onto this google doc we'd have at least two thousand words. but the typing... the writing..... mnghhhhg
#ao3#fanfiction#writing#also i decided that before the Main Course (the reason im writing this fic) we get a blowjob. as a treat.#why am i doing this to myself#the answer is ebcause no one else has written this and i need it in my life#also my friend is technically the one who came up with the pairing by process of elimination (they gave me two options)#and they have also asked for a link once im done#its really funny bc they dont read fanfic regularly#if at all#and whenever they do its cursed smut lmfao#me out here adding to the list of fanfic tropes theyve read and singelhandedly doubling the amount /hj
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can anyone tell me more about the coin system for resistbot?
#nowhere on the site does it say what coins *cost* unless you link your account i guess?#but i don't link things unless i know what the costs are going in?#like i can just keep donating separately but i want to know if it's worth it to connect my phone#is going premium worth it vs paying for coins on their own and HOW MUCH do coins cost?#i am not big on subscribing to things that don't put the 'costs' up front and ask for my contacts before sharing info#if you can buy coins then there should be a flat rate listed up front#also does a premium account get you coins or do you still have to pay to get your 'double coin' rate?#every time i use the bot i think how i should just sign up but then i get bogged down trying to find answers#and give up and just use the 'free' service#phone calls are free but it turns out at excessive mental cost for my executive dysfunction i'm just too frazzled this time of year#and like saying you won't take paypal is fair i am not sure where you're storing my cc info and i prefer that extra control
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I'm popping out of the aether for a sec to make some of my old resources more accessible should anyone need ‘em!!
https://neopronounlist.carrd.co/#
http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/
https://pronouny.xyz/pronouns/list/public
https://href.li/?https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13g0t2hEiNY3SShN6MFE3z4JujxbPijeQThF9wamtwmM/edit?usp=sharing
https://neopronouns-list.tumblr.com/neopronouns-list
https://mogai.miraheze.org/wiki/Pronoun/List
#neopronouns#neopronoun list#.otherstuff#not neos#I have no clue what my tags were lmao#hopefully Tumblr remember right :)#inspered by the fact I've helped multiple people pick neos for there fics this year lol#ALSO!!! I didn't double check that these links still worked so uhhh.... yeah fingers crossed
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ICED OUT
this morning my UNMASKED self helped out at school arts department here in LOS ANGELES. this is not usually something i talk about to protect privacy of my other creative life but given whats happening in LA i think its worth the mention because ICE raids hurt these kids in so many insidious ways
they have NOTHING to do with how they arrived here and right now the fear hangs over them in a way that effects everything they do. yes, they could LITERALLY get snatched off the street, and some do, but even outside of the physical threat THE THREAT ITSELF is so harmful
the strange vibes and mysterious absences hung over everything at the start of the day, but when i popped in after helping i watched the assembly i saw something really beautiful: kids having fun. they were with their buds, they were in community, they were forgetting the threat for a moment.
there are so many ways to help. you can march in the street, you can volunteer, you can use art to urge others to do the same. you can CREATE spaces like an assembly auditorium full of cheering kids. today i am suggesting a donation. here is post of suggestions im trottin
i am going to be donating my own sum as well, and DOUBLE the profits of all tinglers sold today. so if you need a reason to check out the tingleverse now is your time. LETS TROT BUCKAROOS LOVE IS REAL
FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE BLUESKY I WILL LIST SOME OF THE DONATION LINKS HERE AS WELL:
amnesty international
we are casa
chirla
immigrant defenders law center
al otro lado
mid south immigration advocates
the young center
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Food Crime: Frosty the Slawman
so a while ago, I saw this photo going around on tumblr:

at first, I thought this was photoshopped. I mean, "welcome new man in your life"? that feels like a translation error, or someone being silly on purpose.
but guess what! turns out, Frosty Slaw Man is real!
and soon...he will be mine. let's get cooking
(full disclosure: I crafted this snowman and took notes about it over a year ago. and then, like with many things in my life, I forgot about him, and let him drift into the ADHD void of Things I'm Not Currently Staring At, where object permanence is tentative and largely unrealized.
but here we are! and here he is: the slaw man. it's time to share him with you, so that you can suffer as I have suffered, and/or rejoice in my gelatin creation!)
so this recipe photo originally came from Mid-Century Menu (archive link), a blog that seems like one after my own heart, and which once tried to make the Slaw Man (with not much success; but we'll get back to that)! but it's not just that blog that has copies of this ad. I also found it on reddit, and in a few different places on ebay!
lookit that guy! he's a real guy!
both the reddit post and some of the ebay listings say that this is from 1963 (though I haven't been able to figure out which magazines it was printed in, to confirm this for myself). but in looking this up, I discovered something else fun! there's another version of this ad!

Best Foods is what Hellmann's stuff is called on the west coast, and the "this is no place for second best" thing makes a lot more sense when you consider that the ad was probably made for Best Foods first, and then just reused and rebranded for the east coast
the more you know!
anyway the benefit of finding this alternate ad is that the scan on this image is a lot clearer, and so the recipe is more readable! and in looking at it, I've realized something important:
when Mid-Century Menu tried this recipe, they got an ingredient amount wrong.
when they made their beloved Slaw Man, they had the water amount written down as 1/4 cup, but looking at this scan up close, it is actually 3/4 cup of water! something that might make a significant difference, considering we're working with gelatin!
(there's also another change I want to make compared to what they did, when I do this recipe. but we'll get into that in a sec.)
for now: we begin
so. there's no way I'm making a Slaw Man this large. I am just one person, and considering the ingredients of this, I don't think I'm going to be able to consume that much Slaw.
two entire heads of cabbage? three pounds of cottage cheese, a thing that I don't even like to eat? no. that's a bad idea.
so I'm starting small here and making this 1/3 the size of the original:
2 packets of unflavored gelatin 1/4 cup cold water 1 cup mayo 1 tsp salt 1lb cottage cheese 4 cups shredded cabbage

surely this will result in a reasonable amount of Man
...okay, I started chopping the cabbage thinking it would be easier, but I've given up and pulled out a grater. this is much better! and somehow more violent (affectionate)

the recipe says to soften the gelatin in cold water, and then stir over hot water until it's dissolved. I'm going to assume "stir over hot water" means a double boiler, so let's do that


hmmm, the gelatin is very foamy? it’s melted, but the bottom of the pot feels really....sticky
okay. after a couple minutes more and no change, I’m calling this good enough.
so one thing that others who have attempted this recipe have not taken into consideration is the cottage cheese. you see, the others used normal cottage cheese, but the recipe says to use "cottage cheese, cream style"
I’ll be real, I’m not 100% what that means, since we don’t have that here. but I can take an educated guess! so let’s blend the cottage cheese!
(with an immersion blender. I am not willing to wash an actual blender because of this)


mmm, yes. very smooth
...actually. why isn't all cottage cheese like this? the thing I hate about cottage cheese is the texture, so why isn't it all smooth and creamy like this?? I could eat this!!
a new discovery is made every day in this house.
okay, time to start mixing things together.

ah, frosty. I opened a whole new thing of mayo for you! do you feel special?
(I'd make a "pre-dinner snack?" joke, but sometimes I think I'm the only one that remembers Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time)



okay, the mayo, cottage cheese, and salt have been added to the gelatin. but as this cools, the texture is getting...hmm. less than appealing.
lastly: the cabbage

oh. oh this is not very nice
next it says to pack the "salad" into a one pound container, and two six-cup bowls, but since I made this recipe so much smaller, I'm going to uhhhh. uh. find some bowls that seem like they'd be correct...snowman? proportions?

ah. this bowl is too big.
hey, these'll work!

now I just have to let them chill for a while, and continue another day.
(edit from current!me: ahhh oh my god I forgot this was pretty soon after we adopted Jackie! look at these cat pics that I took while I was food crime-ing!



look at them having their little interactions! Knuckles was trying so hard to be friends with her! I love them)
hello! two days later and we are ready to assemble the slawman. and my sibling has started referring to him as "frosty: attorney at slaw", so that's fun.

I've done a thing where, as these set, I flipped them around in the bowl so that hopefully they'd be more round. we'll see if they actually stay like this.

I have also made some decorations for him out of peppers, olives, and carrots!
let's build our boy

oh he's so heavy. and wobbly
no no no he almost fell over!!
okay. he's fine. but more skewers were needed.
and...okay. he is complete.
behold!


gaze upon my beautiful man!
(he is not structurally sound! he wobbles unsteadily as I rotate him! there are already cracks forming in the gelatin around where his arms are! don't worry about it!)
now it's time to stab him

and...to devour him

this tastes like...a bland coleslaw? and not even that. it's just sort of a salty, cottage cheese-y cabbage. the ingredients don't combine to become something greater, they simply...sit there. like this.
and the texture is...mmm. it's not a jello kind of texture, but it is a bit squashy in a way that's mildly strange.
it's very creamy once it softens in your mouth.
...I don't like this!
and look! taking just that one chunk from him was enough to destabilize him entirely :(


RIP frosty. now I just have to see if I can eat all of you before you go bad.
(note from current!me: I could not.
I ate maybe half of him over the course of many days, often adding other stuff to him to try to add some flavor: bacon, frozen peas, cheese, etc. but even with that, I just couldn't stomach him.
after a while I stuck what was left of him in the freezer, hoping that maybe I'd find the will to consume the rest of him some other day.
do you know what a frozen-and-then-thawed mixture of cabbage, cottage cheese, mayo, and gelatin looks and tastes like?
bad. the answer is: bad.
I threw him out pretty quickly after thawing him.
do not try this recipe at home)
#food crimes#vintage recipe#vintage cooking#frosty slaw man#frosty the slaw man#hellmann's#best foods#(like the brand not the concept of the slaw man)#(he is not the best food. he will haunt me. never again)#I could improve upon him tbh. like there's definitely a form of this that could be edible#but I'd do it with cream cheese for structural integrity instead of gelatin and cottage cheese#he could be more of a cheese ball#that'd be fine#but this? no. don't try this#it's a lot of work for too much slaw and not much flavor
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