#drag racing au

[cinziq]

Surprise! My girlfriend and I are working on a collaborative BartoCav project, a "small" zine of one 8k word fic and 9 pieces of full color art, for Barto's birthday on Friday. We will be releasing on itch.io and I hope you'll consider checking it out! We've always wanted to do a longer form of collaboration and went all out designing this as a professional project. Atm there are 45 pages (!). This is also an explicit story so please heed the tags/warnings on the itch page and only buy if you are an adult and want to read erotic fiction.

https://farkyj.itch.io/

[chez-cinnamon]

I heard a cool fact about Eddie dear

Apparently he's a drag queen~ confirmed in a stream by the creator~

YAAAAAAASSSSS💕✉ 💌 🦋

Yes he is and I'm obsessed with that fact <3

[sexynetra]

I know these are old but how have I never seen them before they’re so cute 🥺

[squiddybobiddy]

Smells like queer people…

(I hate him so much)

(He needs to be mine and ford’s I guess)

(Also I finally made a finished piece so that’s a bonus)

[possible-werewolf]

What if instead of call of duty it was call of drag and instead of serving in the military they served cunt?

[sillystappen]

We have had singer!Daniel aus and dont get me wrong I LOVE them but

and hear me out

musical theatre performer Daniel. I have had this image in my head of Daniel pacing around (I’ve mainly pictured it in the back of RBR garage during a red flag or when nothing is happening) with a script in hand softly singing his lines to memorise them. And maybe Max helps out by singing/saying the other lines and everyone is like ??? why is F1 Champion Max Verstappen dramatically and goofily acting out a fight scene? (Waving imaginary swords at each other) And then the camera moves a tick and boom its Tony Award winner Daniel Ricciardo absolutely cackling as he fake-fights Max and gets his lines out through laughter.

When Max is asked about this he says “oh yeah I met Daniel at one of his shows and we became friends yada yada invited him to a race and sometimes I help him with his lines as a scene partner - it’s fun.” Of course in typical Max fashion he says this as no big deal and the musical theatre fans are like “who is this driver but tbh hes cool. We welcome him the DR fanbase.”

Daniel is later asked about Max he says: “Max is a great driver - huge fan. I’m literally buzzing to be here and see all of this up close and personal. It’s amazing work they do here and it’s incredible that I am even here in the garage and not in the grandstands like usual. […] I didn’t think Max would be a fan of my work and it’s still slightly insane to think about. But yeah, he’s a great guy, and well as a scene partner he’s not too bad either!” F1 fans are either just viewing him as another celebrity or are immediately charmed by Daniel and his knowledge of the sport, saying lovely it is that he genuinely likes the sport and is not there for press.

Moving forward, Daniel attends more GPs (mainly the US ones and Australia) and Max goes to shows and attends the opening night of the one that Daniel was practicing. Max even goes to the Tony Awards when Daniel is again nominated. Of course people notice they’re at least very close friends and it’s basically confirmed when Daniel appears in Max’s summer break photos. (This is when Maxiel starts).

This continues until one random media day when Max says “my partner and I” and everyone is like PARTNER?! Some people notice how he didn’t say girlfriend but f1 being f1 thats a minority.

Not long after, at a show near whatever GP it is, Daniel (cast as lead ofc) says “Thanks to the cast crew and everyone part of this show and my partner for helping me memorise every single song with terrible singing.” Which of course lines up a little too nicely with what fans already know about Max and Daniel and everyone goes ?!!!!!!!! (Little do they know Max was there too)

Those bitches knew what they were doing tho and after over a YEAR from that incident they say “oh yeah we’re together, since like 1 month after we met, and we’re married too lol”

[As their first kiss it was when Daniel was practicing a more romantic scene, Max knew this, and at the end of it, instead of just high fiving or whatever to indicate the kiss, they just both went fuck it and kissed]

[crygimethydgoode]

I wish I was joking when I say this is a great teaser for the next chapter

[basketcasebetty]

My art piece for the DCRB! Inspired by Rupaul's Drag Race. Check out the awesome fic by @entropic-saudade HERE! It's all about Dean collecting Cas from the empty only to find himself in the middle of Drag Race. And things are sure not what they seem...

Banner created by Saudade

[redriotinggg]

Ivankov's Drag Race

I watch a lot of RuPaul's Drag Race 'cause I love drag and reality TV and I'm queer as fuck. So here's the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written for day 4 of @sanusoweek, presented 100% on-time :P

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Welcome to season 12 of Ivankov's Drag Race; a reality show where a group of drag artists compete to snatch the crown and win a prize of $150,000!

JUDGES: Ivankov (Host & Main Judge), Bon Clay, and Inazuma. Every week they are joined by famous drag artists, fashion icons, musicians, and queer allies, who share their opinions and provide feedback.

COMPETITORS: Sanji, Usopp, Brook, Doll, Caesar Clown, Pudding, Chuu, Helmeppo, Izo, Bartolomeo, Buggy the Clown, Catarina, and Perona.

WEEK ONE: The first episodes of the season are a double premiere where the performers show off their talents, personalities, and personal styles. No eliminations.

WEEK TWO: This week the competitors are participating in a scripted acting challenge. As the top two performers during the talent show, Brook and Izo are appointed team captains and choose their teams.

Team Brook includes Sanji, Usopp, Pudding, Bartolomeo, and Perona. Team Izo has Buggy, Caesar, Helmeppo, Doll, Catarina, and Chuu. The winner of the week is Usopp!

The audience gets their first glimpse of the Sanji-Pudding-Usopp love triangle as both Usopp and Pudding bond with Sanji during the challenge.

Chuu and Doll are in the bottom and lip sync for their lives, ultimately resulting in Chuu being eliminated.

WEEK THREE: This week, the contestants are challenged to design and create a runway outfit that represents their drag persona. Sanji is stressed because he wears pretty looks, he doesn't sew them. He sidles over to his new friend Usopp and doesn't hesitate to flirt with him in hopes of getting some help creating his look. Usopp flirts back and is more than happy to provide some assistance. In the confessionals, Pudding reveals that she isn't happy that Sanji went to Usopp for help when her style is so much better than his.

Perona wins the challenge and Bartolomeo absolutely demolishes Helmeppo in the lip sync and sends him home.

WEEK FOUR: The contestants are split into teams to pitch a television show of their creation. (Sanji & Pudding, Buggy & Usopp, Izo & Catarina, Barto & Perona, and Doll, Brook, & Caesar).

Buggy and Usopp share a win after they deliver a hilarious performance. Doll and Caesar have a massive disagreement which affects their performance in the challenge and lands them in the bottom. Their argument in Untucked goes down in Drag Race herstory. Doll is sent home after lipsyncing against Caesar.

WEEK FIVE: This week is the much-anticipated girl group challenge! Sanji, Usopp, Barto, Perona, and Izo perform a high-energy pop number while Buggy, Brook, Catarina, Caesar, and Pudding dance to sultry, seductive choreo.

Sanji is this week's winner and after battling Buggy, Caesar is sent home.

WEEK SIX: In the second of the season's design challenge, the contestants must create a runway look worthy of royalty. Once again, Sanji finds his way over to Usopp for assistance and a round of flirting. A jealous Pudding comments that Sanji should ask for help from someone who actually has a good sense of style since Usopp's taste level has come into question in the past. Cue passive-aggressive comments from both of them throughout the rest of the episode.

Izo is this week's winner and Catarina is sent home after losing to Buggy in the lip sync.

WEEK SEVEN: At the halfway point of the competition, the girls do celebrity impersonations for the infamous Snatch Game challenge.

Usopp's amazing impersonations gain him another challenge win. There is a sweet moment between him and Sanji in Untucked when he encourages a stressed-out Sanji who landed in the bottom three.

Izo is sent home after an emotional lip sync with Sanji.

WEEK EIGHT: This week, the remaining competitors perform in a musical! As last week's winner, Usopp is given the power to assign roles, which doesn't bode well for Pudding, who has been planting seeds of doubt in the mind of an anxious Usopp.

Brook wins the challenge after his spectacular performance as the lead in the musical. Pudding wins against Perona in a lipsync that many fans think should've been a double shantay.

WEEK NINE: The competitors show off three runway looks for the Grand Line Ball! The first look is Marine Madness and the second is Pirate Couture, both brought from home. The third look, Devil Fruitiness, must be created in the workroom and to no one's surprise, Sanji is over by Usopp's workstation. He seems to have learned a lot from his lessons from Usopp though, so they spend their time laughing and flirting as they create their looks.

Pudding wins the challenge and Buggy wins his lipsync over Bartolomeo.

WEEK TEN: The top five queens give makeovers to young queers, putting them in drag and creating a family resemblance between them.

After getting negative critiques, Pudding has a bit of a breakdown in Untucked this week, taking her frustrations out on Usopp and resulting in a heated argument. Brook calms down Usopp and Sanji reels in Pudding.

Sanji wins his second challenge and Buggy is sent home after an intense lipsync against Pudding.

WEEK ELEVEN: In the last challenge before the finale, the remaining four competitors are prompted to write, record, and perform a verse to Ivankov's original song, Revolution.

Brook wins the challenge with one of the best verses and performances in Drag Race herstory. Usopp and Pudding land in the bottom and perform an iconic lipsync that ultimately sends Pudding home.

WEEK TWELVE: Before the finale, all of the competitors return for a reunion episode hosted by Ivankov going over all of the season's drama. Pudding is called out by Perona and Bartolomeo for being two-faced and treating Usopp poorly. Ivankov puts the spotlight on Sanji, who is in the middle of the drama between Pudding and Usopp. The Doll vs. Caesar altercation is also re-hashed and goes unresolved.

WEEK THIRTEEN: In front of a live audience, the top three competitors Sanji, Brook, and Usopp do a performance of their choice in a final bid for the crown, which ultimately goes to............ BROOK!!!!!!

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To the delight of audiences everywhere, Sanji and Usopp enter into a romantic relationship after the show had finished filming (so by the time the season aired, they'd been dating for about a year!). The fanfiction that is written about them is insane and Sanji is begging Usopp to stop reading it, damn it! They have also resolved the issue between themselves and Pudding and are now very close friends.

Sanji and Usopp go on to star in several other reality shows, their popularity growing with each appearance they make. They become one of the most iconic couples in television history and go down as queer icons.

[concretesweetner]

Error low-key would be into RuPauls Drag Race ngl

[cinziq]

🏁 Happy birthday Bartolomeo!! 🏁 Rev Your Engine, a special collaborative project between me and Farky (Farky_Fark1 on Twitter) is now out in the world! 45 pages: 8k words and 10 full-color illustrations. Plus, as a thank you, two matching pfps and a hi res download of and alternate version of one of my paintings! Mind the content warnings. This project is 18+!! >> farkyj.itch.io << Thanks for humoring our little experiment. We love creating together and wanted to do something a little more polished. I hope you can see the love and effort that went into our little zine. 🥰

[orionsstory]

girl from mars | cassiopeia (01)

amandawn alien au is here baby !!! i hope you guys enjoy it, I'm really happy with how it turned out! ---

Amanda chucked her broken umbrella into the trash as she approached the steps to her townhouse, it seemed everything that could go wrong for her today was. First, her alarm hadn't gone off this morning which made her have to rush through her morning routine just to catch the bus into work. She barely made it on time, however, her relief was short-lived as one of her co-workers ran into her, spilling their coffee all over her. It hurt like hell, and it had ruined her favorite shirt- what once was a soft, silky cream shirt now had a large brown stain down the front.

As if that wasn't enough, the raise she had been working so hard towards for the past quarter went to Jane. Fucking Jane. Amanda's work rival who seemed to always have a problem with her- despite the fact that Amanda hadn't done anything to her. Having to deal with her as a desk neighbor was bad enough, but she refused to stop gloating about her raise for the rest of the day. She knew it pissed Amanda off, yet she did it anyway. She was practically seething as she walked home when her umbrella decided to break during a torrential downpour, further adding to her bad luck.

Completely soaked, Amanda stepped into the building's hallway to see her door left slightly ajar. Her eyes widened as she assumed the worst, however when she entered the building none of her items seemed to be missing- her TV, laptop, everything of value was still there, so she hadn't been robbed. She thought back to earlier in the morning- had she forgotten to close the door in her rush? It seemed to be the most likely option, she didn't remember locking the door like she usually did. She chided herself for being so careless as she dried her hair with a towel and changed into clean, dry clothes.

She made her way back to the kitchen, shaking the container of cat food as she poured it into Violet's bowl. Oddly, Violet did not come running into the room at the sound, which was very unlike her. "Violet?" Amanda called out, searching around the room for her beloved cat. She wasn't in any of her normal sleeping spots, which caused Amanda to start to panic. She was turning over couch cushions, peeking under the bed, and looking through every nook and cranny to find her. Finally, she hesitantly looked towards the door, the realization dawning upon her.

"Oh my god, please don't tell me she got out." She gulped, quickly pulling on a raincoat and rushing out the door.

-

"Violet?!" She called out, shielding her eyes from the torrential downpour as she peered into the alley. 'She wouldn't have gone far...not with all this rain' she reasoned to herself. But then again, she hadn't known how long Violet had been gone. She wasn't a super active cat, so Amanda was hoping and praying that she would be close by. Violet wasn't in this alley, so Amanda quickly ducked into the next one to continue searching. She had been looking for almost half an hour and was starting to become more nervous when she heard the faintest sound of a bell.

She rushed towards the noise, rounding the corner to an alley. She couldn't see anything from the outside, so she crept further into the dark alleyway. Once again, she heard the faint sound of a bell- one that sounded exactly like the one on Violet's collar. She clicked on her flashlight, illuminating the figure of a person and a grey cat in front of her.

"Violet! Oh my god!" Amanda cried out with joy, causing the figure to turn to face her. The person had black hair tied up into two high ponytails and was wearing a brightly colored outfit, they also had...blue skin? Amanda would've thought it was just a cosplay if it wasn't for the long elf ears and blank white eyes. The creature's eyes widened as Amanda approached, which caused her to slow down.

"Sorry, uh...I'm not going to hurt you," she calmly spoke, "My name is Amanda, and I just want my cat back. Uh, her name is Violet." She gestured towards herself and then towards the grey cat in their arms.

She hoped the creature could understand what she was trying to get across. She didn't know if they could understand English. She slowly approached the two, trying her best not to startle them. As she got closer, she could see the creature was covered in cuts and scrapes, dark blue blood pouring out of them. Amanda quickly bent down, examining the cuts as the creature flinched back.

"You're bleeding..."

Amanda sighed, against her better judgment she slung her raincoat off of her and covered the blue figure with it. They looked surprised, shrinking backward.

"Come with me, I'll help you."

She offered her hand out to them, the creature hesitating for a moment before taking her hand.

-

Amanda quickly ushered them inside her apartment, shutting (and locking, she learned her lesson this time) the door, leading the creature to the couch. Violet hopped out of the alien's arms and returned to her cat tree as Amanda rooted around her cabinets for the first aid kit. She finally found it and brought it back to the couch, gently sitting beside them so as to not disturb them. She gestured towards them to give her their arm. The creature obliged, and Amanda quickly began to treat their cuts muttering 'sorry' as the creature flinched.

She finished as fast as she could, leaning back once she was done.

"...Thank you."

Amanda's eyes widened and her jaw fell open.

"Y-you can speak English?"

"Of course. It's a common language to learn on my planet. I've known it since I was young."

She let out a soft 'oh'. She sat in silence for a moment, not sure what to do. To be honest, she wasn't completely sure if this experience was real. An alien was in her house- but aliens weren't supposed to be real. Maybe she was dreaming? But they felt so real. Their blood stained Amanda's fingers, and their skin was soft when she had been cleaning their wounds. She was at a loss for words, struggling to wrap her mind around what was happening to her.

"...I know this must be weird, huh?" 

Amanda could only nod in response.

"I...I could tell you what happened, I mean, you took me in and everything. It's only fair."

Her eyes flicked up towards them, "Are you sure? It's okay if you don't want to. I get it."

"I don't mind."

She nodded at them, encouraging them to continue.

"My name is Dawn, I'm what you would call an anthropologist- I'm studying human culture. I was traveling on my ship toward the area where I was going to study when I crash-landed not too far from here. God, my boss is going to be such a bitch about this. He doesn't think a girl should be in this field." She explained, rolling her eyes. "But anyways, the crash also shortcircuited my bracelet which lets me disguise as a human," Dawn raised her arm to show off a dangling silver bracelet, "so I can't even conduct research until it's fixed." She sighed, leaning back into the couch.

"Wow...that sounds like a lot, I'm sorry that happened."

Dawn waved her off, "Oh don't worry, I'll be okay. I just need to fix my bracelet and my ship. No big deal."

"Is...is that going to take long?"

"Months at least for the ship, but I'll manage."

Amanda's brows creased, she felt uneasy about the idea of Dawn being homeless for the foreseeable future. She shouldn't care this much- Dawn was essentially a stranger, and an extraterrestrial being at that, but for some reason, she did care. She couldn't help but speak before she could think.

"You could stay. Here, I mean. While you fix your ship."

Dawn's eyebrows raised, "Really? A-are you sure?"

Amanda nodded, "Yeah. I mean, it's no big deal."

The other girl's face lit up and pulled Amanda into a hug as she thanked her over and over. Amanda laughed, grateful the other girl couldn't see the blush spreading across her face.

"Oh shit, sorry I'm soaking wet from the rain." She realized, pulling back and looking down at her soaked clothes. "Uhm, give me a second to shower and change, I'll be right back."

She hesitated at her bedroom doorframe, "I have a spare t-shirt if you want it. So you're not in wet clothes."

Dawn smiled softly, "Thanks, I'd appreciate that."

And so, Amanda was rustling through her wardrobe for a shirt she deemed 'good enough'. What good enough meant, she didn't quite know. But it seemed that none of her shirts fit the bill. She eventually landed on a t-shirt with an image of Violet on it, grabbing a pair of matching pajama pants she made her way back out to the living room.

Dawn looked over the shirt, giggling to herself.

"What? Do you not like it?" She worried, her eyes scanning Dawn's face for a reaction.

"No, no- I think it's cute! You're such a cat mom." Dawn giggled. 

Amanda felt her face go red again, "Well, she is my pride and joy." She joked, feeling herself relax a bit.

She quickly retreated to the bathroom, letting the hot water wash over her skin. She stood there, thinking back on her insane day. From having what might be considered the worst day of her life to meeting an alien- she appreciated the chance to finally relax. She didn't know how long exactly she was in the shower, but by the time she reemerged into the living room, she found Dawn tinkering with her bracelet.

"Hope you don't mind I borrowed some of your tools."

Amanda took a seat beside her, watching her work.

"I don't mind. I never use 'em anyway. Do you think you'll be able to fix it?"

"Oh yeah, in fact..." she held the bracelet up to the light, examining it, "I think it might just be fixed."

She slipped the bracelet on, giving it a quick tap. Suddenly, the bracelet flashed a bright white. Amanda shut her eyes, only to find someone there when she opened them again.

Dawn's skin was now peachy, her black hair remained but it was shaven on the sides. Her blank white eyes had turned to light blue iris' and her elf ears had become rounded. She looked beautiful.

"Wow..."

"Impressive, right?"

Amanda nodded as Dawn beamed, clearly very proud of herself.

Her stomach rumbled, and Amanda realized it had probably been hours since either of them had eaten.

"Hungry?"

Dawn nodded.

"Let's test out your new disguise then- I know this great diner a few minutes away, c'mon!"

She pulled the other girl off of the couch, and after making sure she had actually locked the door this time, the two took off into the late night.

-

The diner was quaint, with blue leather booths and checkered floors. There were photos strewn about the walls, showcasing the different generations of a family. She caught Dawn staring at one that featured Amanda.

"This," she motioned, "is Megami's."

Suddenly, a woman popped out from the kitchen, squealing when she saw the two.

"Mandy! It's been so long, baby, how are you?"

Megami, one of Amanda's childhood friends and owner of the diner, enveloped her in a tight hug. "I know, I know! I'm sorry, I've been so caught up at work!" Megami pulled back, "And who is this?" She motioned to Dawn.

"This is Dawn, she's a friend from out of town. She's here doing some research, thought I'd take her to the best restaurant in town."

Megami eagerly shook Dawn's hand. "It's nice to meet you, any friend of Amanda's is any friend of mine! You guys just sit anywhere, I'll be right out to take your order!"

Amanda led Dawn to her favorite corner booth, beaming with pride.

"This place is neat," Dawn murmured, looking around her surroundings, "how long have you known Megami?"

"We're childhood friends- she used to hang out here when it was her parent's diner, and I preferred to hang out here instead of my grandma's after school. We clicked and we've been friends ever since!"

Dawn hummed, looking over the menu in her hands. "That's really sweet, I had a friend like that back on my home planet." Her eyes flicked back up to Amanda's. "Different dynamic though, Jay and I would always bully each other."

"Megami's being sweet to me because you're here. Trust me, she can be brutal." Amanda chuckled, earning a fake gasp from Megami who had just approached her table.

"Don't listen to her, I'm an angel." Megami chuckled, "So, what can I get for you two?"

The two ordered, Amanda ordering a burger and Dawn getting a plate of fries. Megami noted it down before walking back to the kitchen to get started. Amanda looked back at Dawn, a question forming in her mind.

"Uh, I have a stupid question..." she began, Dawn nodding for her to continue. "Do...do you guys have like...Earth food? In space?"

Dawn nodded. "'Course! It's like how you guys have Italian or Thai food, we have that with Earth food. Granted, Earth food on my planet is pretty small, usually some popular stuff from around the globe. We have sushi, pasta, fries, that kind of stuff."

"Is it any good?"

Dawn chuckled. "Well, my professors who had been to Earth always said it's shit compared to actual Earth food, but I think it's pretty good."

"Well..." Amanda said, her eye catching Megami coming out with their food, "I guess we'll have to see!"

Megami places the food down, and Amanda carefully watches as Dawn takes a bite of a fry.

"Well?"

She scrunched her face, appearing deep in thought as she munched on the fry.

"My professors were right, this is so much better."

Amanda cackled, Dawn smiling at her reaction. Suddenly, an idea popped into Amanda's brain. She quickly shot Megami a text before returning her attention to Dawn.

-

An hour had passed, but it felt like it had been no time at all. Despite meeting hours ago, Amanda felt like she had known Dawn all her life. The two got along like a house on fire, Amanda knew just how to make her laugh and she found herself enamored with Dawn's stories. Their banter was briefly interrupted by Megami bringing out a milkshake. She winked at Amanda before walking away.

"But we didn't order this?" Dawn says to her, confused.

"I did. As a surprise." Amanda explained, handing her a straw. "Have you ever had a milkshake before?"

Dawn shook her head no.

"Good, you're going to love it! I got vanilla, it's a pretty basic flavor." Amanda explained, unwrapping her straw and sliding it into the shake. Dawn mimicked her, watching Amanda take a sip from it. Dawn took hold of her own straw and followed her lead. Amanda watched with bated breath for her reaction.

She could've sworn Dawn had stars in her eyes.

"You like it?"

She nodded enthusiastically, "It's the best thing I've ever had."

Amanda broke out into a grin, "I knew it. Oh my god, this is great. I can't wait to take you to all my favorite places!"

"I'd like that, it sounds fun." Dawn smiled, taking another sip from her milkshake.

The two finished the shake shortly after that, Amanda paying and then leading them back to the apartment.

-

They soon returned to the apartment, Dawn coming out of her disguise as soon as Amanda clicked the door close. Amanda tried to stifle a yawn as she glanced at the time, it was late. She should've been in bed two hours ago, she had work tomorrow, but she didn't care.

"Are you tired? You should go to bed." Dawn spoke up, drawing Amanda's attention.

"Yeah, you're probably right...uh, the couch pulls out into a bed, I can set you up on that, if that's cool?"

Dawn nodded, "Yeah, of course!"

So Amanda got to work, fighting against the bed to get it into place. She had to get some help from Dawn, but eventually, it was all out. She quickly gathered the sheets and some spare blankets and pillows, setting them out for her.

"I figured we could go shopping tomorrow and get some clothes for you, you can just wear that for tonight."

Dawn nodded, getting into the bed and fluffing up the pillow. Amanda went to open her bedroom door before Dawn called out for her.

"Amanda?"

She turned around.

"Yeah?"

Dawn paused for a moment before speaking up again. "Thank you, for everything. You've been very kind to me. I know most people aren't like that."

Amanda softly smiled, leaning in the doorframe.

"It's no problem. Now I have my own little ET." She chuckled.

Dawn rolled her eyes, flipping off Amanda who cackled in response.

"Goodnight, Dawn."

"Goodnight, Amanda."

[sexynetra]

WIP WEDNESDAY

I am on vacation so you will not see much of me until next week, I hope this little excerpt tides you over <3

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Dame chuckled softly. “You’re so lucky you’re pretty, chérie.”

Tia’s flush deepened. “You can’t just say things like that to me,” she chided, willing her cheeks to go back to their normal color.

“Why can’t I? It’s true and I like saying it,” Dame said decidedly, looking at Tia with such a soft expression that Tia was a bit worried that her own blushing was going to become a permanent feature of her face.

“Shut up,” she grumbled, hiding her face in the crook of Dame’s neck. Dame laughed, throaty and warm. Tia was so in love with her.

“My pretty girl.” Tia felt Dame’s lips ghosting against the crown of her head, barely enough pressure to be a kiss – and yet somehow it was infinitely more intimate.

[amazingspider-z]

some more ghost rider sketches, version i guess i wanted to draw some bones,

including a partial prototype of whatever the hell the Rider has going on underneath his skin-suit (which might need more leather 'muscles' but. whatever), a theoretical endpoint of how dead Robbie could get in my verse, which. unlikely? extremely. but fun to draw, and a line-up of Robbie, Lisa, and Gabe

in theory, Lisa's sense of style was inspired by @wazzappp 's post of Claire's fashion Lisa, but, well, outfit design eludes me. so. brightly colored vague y2k vibes are. the best i got

[possible-werewolf]

Chat, I think I'm cooking.

Please stop me.

[thedanniannie]

ITACHI IF YOU SHOWED HIM DRAG RACE!!!

Head canon fic where reader is a mega drag race fan, and convinces Itachi to watch an episode with them.

Also small Shisui cameo at the end bc it's my Tumblr AND IM ALLOWED TO ADD UCHIHAS AS I SO DAMN PLEASE...

- You practically had to beg itachi to sit down with you to watch it. The show has always been classified as a "you thing." Or you'd watch it with your closest girl friends.

- But imagine getting the opportunity to watch this book nerd watch such an extravagant show. The thought alone gave you the courage to ask him to watch with you.

- I mean this man is defo NOT straight, so he needs to learn some queer culture!

- It's the night of a lifetime and he is NOT matching the vibe. The bright pink of the work room on the TV reflecting off onto his glasses and stoic face, along with his leg crossed and the man is sipping on a cup of tea like an old grandmother.

- The reaction from the first episode was lackluster at best. There's not much to tell if he liked it or not. Every time you caught a glance at him you could tell he had his "thinking eyes," the ones with the slight squint and the soft furrowed brows.

- You ask if he liked the episode and he responds very properly, "it was very interesting, thank you for showing me." Polite, but not very telling if he was actually intrigued or was just sparing your feelings.

- In a surprising turn of events, the next night as you two are washing dishes from dinner, he casually asks if you wanted to continue to the second episode. (HUH?!?!)

- Second episode turns into third episode, and there's more signs that he's slowly catching the drag race bug. During the judges' debriefing you start to hear him humming at comments that you can only assume are comments he agrees with.

- The whole time you have been commenting and reacting to all the challenges, runways, and lip syncs. By episode five Itachi begins chiming in with you, although not quite to the energy you have. He'll chuckle more at the puns and gimmicks, and will always give a soft compliment to the queens with the more interesting designs. Of course he'd like the more artistic queens.

- Nothing could have prepared you, however, to be watching one of the runways with him and he casually remarks, "...hmm, a unitard and fishnets. Michelle will hate that..."

- (please imagining him saying that would have me looking at him like he's one of the damn pit crew 😈)

- By the end you two are doing your own debriefing after runways and lipsyncs, getting to hear his analytical brain try to break down drag fashion as opposed to his usual history or theory material.

- Little secret, he definitely only started it to spare your feelings. But look at him now. Regardless, he's happy to let his guard down and watch what he would now consider his "guilty pleasure" show with his lover.

- The only one, besides you, who he brings up the show with is Shisui. But they're super close, and I think Shisui definitely might have watched an episode with one of his hook-ups, and even knows the names of some of the more famous queens. (They're both queer men talking about drag race, how original lol)

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I guess this is just my type of fanfiction writing now bc I just can't deviate from it. It's because I watch a lot of stuff that I know Itachi's ass WOULD NOT watch. And I think it's fun to be delusional. It's like the Victorian child meme, except it's "Okay what brain rot material could kill Itachi Uchiha?" That's my premise for fanfic writing.