#drdt incorrect quote

[queer-devil]

Jronika Incorrect Quotes

J: Can we go to a haunted house? Veronika: What’s wrong with the one we live in? J: Wh-what? Veronika: Goodnight, J.

Veronika, throwing her head into J's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! J, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

*Veronika sends more than 5 messages in a row* J: I ain’t reading all that. J: I’m happy for you tho. J: Or sorry that happened.

J: You know, Veronika, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Veronika: ... Veronika: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

J: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? Veronika: What do you do? J: I die? What kinda question...

J: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. J: “From Veronika” J: “Death Threats” J: and “Death Threats From Veronika”

J: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Veronika: Oh, that was all real. J: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Veronika: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

Veronika: Do you want a drink? J: I could go for some appy slices right now. Veronika: With a little peanut butter to dip them in? J: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER VERONIKA!

J: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Veronika: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Veronika: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! J: That doesn't exist. Veronika: Not with that attitude.

Veronika, trying to comfort J: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Veronika: I want to kiss you. J, not paying attention: What? Veronika: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Veronika: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. J: Marry me.

[fatherfigurefusion]

That moment when three of your OTPs in DRDT have this same dynamic.

[rekino2114]

Arei nageishi x reader incorrect quotes

A/n:I already ranted about this but episode 13 was soooo good, go watch it if you haven't, also this graphic of arei we got is sooo freaking cute that I decided to put it as my banner with her quote. I love her even more after this episode

(I know I said this would be a genderbent post but I changed plans last minute so you'll have to wait next drdt daturday for that sorry)

Arei:this one's for you babe!

[She tries to hit a strike but misses completely]

Arei:.....FUCK!

Eden:how did you get arei to stop swearing?

Xander:Yeah, she cusses a lot less now especially around you, did you give her a swear jar or something?

Y/n:Not exactly, every time she swears she doesn't get cuddles or kisses for the rest of the day

Eden:that.....really works?

Y/n:Yeah, she's surprisingly clingy actually

[In the distance, arei just stubbed her toe]

Arei:FU.......DGE

Y/n:see?

Arei:ok, now that's that's dealt with, we can continue our date

Y/n:.........

Arei:what's wrong?

Y/n:y-you just beat up that guy like it was nothing

Arei:Yeah, he bumped into you and didn't even apologize. What was I supposed to do?

Y/n:.....I love you so much

Y/n:What are you talking about? Arei doesn't treat me better than everyone else just because I'm her partner

Charles:........let's test your theory. Hey, arei, can you get me some water?

Arei:are you fucking serious? What? Am I your maid or something? Go get it yourself shithead

Charles:now you try

Y/n:ok, hey babe can you get me some water

Arei:oh sure

[She gets a water bottle and throws it at you]

Y/n:.....thanks

Arei:No problem, buuuuut can your amazing gf get a kiss for doing that?

Y/n:......I see your point now

Arei:Hey I'm kinda bored. you wanna play wii sports?

Y/n:NO

Arei:uh? Why?

Y/n:Do you remember what happened last time we played?

[Flashback]

Arei:I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME

[She throws the wiimote out the window]

[End flashback]

Y/n:I had a buy a new one because of that

Arei:Hey its not my fault that game doesn't know anything about real bowling, if it did then I would have never lost

Y/n:..........

Arei:I'm.....sorry for...the wiimote....though

Arei:.......why are you with me?

Y/n:hm? What do you mean? Because I love you

Arei:But why? I'm just a shitty person who treats everyone like garbage. How do you love me?

[You sigh and sit near her]

Y/n:listen arei, I love you and nothing will make me stop, I see how you treat people like me and eden, people who actually want to see you change, you're not completely shitty, even the fact that you love me is proff enough. If you want to become less shitty then I'll be with you every step of the way helping you. I will never ever leave you no matter what. Pinky promise

[Arei looks at you almost tearing up before hugging you]

Arei:thank you.......just thank you so much

[danganronpa-textposts]

[theholyprocrastinator]

Incorrect quotes of Friday

[1moreff-creator]

[mystiquedrops]

INCORRECT QUOTES FOR DT SINCE IT'S RETURNING! !!

SPOILER ALERT !!

(I have learnt you can make your texts look fancy, so I may as well give it a shot !)

"Min: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Arei: Put spaghetti in it.

Min: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Whit: Put spaghetti in it.

Min: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Xander: Put spaghetti in it.

Min: I am no longer taking suggestions."

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"Teruko: What’s the status up here?

Ace: Fucked up, about to die, Charles is a nerd. The usual."

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"Hu: I’ve only Nico had for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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"Eden: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Levi: Eden, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Eden: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?"

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"Arei, passing their phone to Eden: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Eden, passing the phone back to Arei: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!"

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"Ace: Is it still visible? Where Hu slapped me?

Teruko: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Rose: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Levi: A palm reader could tell Hu's future by looking at your face.

Arei: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed."

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"Hu: Arei, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Arei: Arturo, Hu wants you to get out of the house."

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"Eden: I told Teruko that her ears turn red when she lies.

Levi: Do they?

Eden: No.

Levi: Then why did you tell her that?

Eden: Because I can do this.

Eden: Hey Teruko! Do you love us?

Teruko, with her hands over her ears: No."

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"Nico: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon."

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"Eden: eating a cinnamon roll

Veronika: Cannibalism.

Eden: confused chewing noises"

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"Rose: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Teruko: You know that's called a coma, right?

Rose: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now."

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"Xander is speaking on the phone

Xander: Yeah, I'm with Teruko.

Teruko: Im fucking dying-

Xander: Yep, she's okay.

Teruko: I have a knife in my chest!

Xander: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.

Teruko: IM BLEEDING OUT-"

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"Eden: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Whit: Awww, thanks-

Eden: That’s not a good thing!

Whit: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny."

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"Xander: we could make a boys club!

Nico: Im non-binary.

Xander:

Xander: Anti-girls club."

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"Arei, to someone that angered her: Holds two middle fingers

Teruko: Can’t say I’m surprised…

Whit: Yeah, flip em off, Arei!

Eden, confused: Holds one middle finger

The cast, very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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[yukennico]

more incorrect quotes

[dan4572]

Incorrect DRDT Quotes becuase I’m bored

All quotes taken and/or altered from Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator

Also contains some Sprite edits which I may or may not post later

[kami-kun1003]

[rachelcommitscrimes]

Teruko: Why does Whit call you babygirl?

Charles: Next question.

[fatherfigurefusion]

Xander fell first, but David fell harder (emphasis on harder).

[spyrkle4]

Based off of this post from @a-student-out-of-time

[danganronpa-textposts]

[theholyprocrastinator]

Incorrect quotes of LATE Friday 2

[moonstone210]

Eden: Love is like Beauty and the Beast! Arturo: Love is what you're looking at right now. David: There is no such thing as love.