#drive my car spoilers

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: A drawing of all the Hargreeves plus Lila riding in Diego's van from season 4, wearing the outfits they usually wear in the promo posters. Diego is driving and using a fist to mime singing into a mic. Five is reading a newspaper in the passenger seat. In the row behind them, Klaus is dangling his arms out the window, Lila is throwing snacks at Five's head, and Allison is sharing headphones with Viktor who is sitting behind her. Ben is in the same row as Viktor and is staring straight ahead looking shaken. Luther is taking a nap in the trunk. End ID.]

Family Road Trip!!

[ineffable-romantics]

Can we PLEASE talk about how Crowley got the Bentley 90 years ago and Aziraphale got his driver's license 90 YEARS AGO???

[mail-me-a-snail]

haha driver you have fallen in love with the inanimate (?) remnant that has saved your life countless times and that you have, in turn, lovingly repaired and fretted over during your many incursions into the outer zones together.

now pussy up and fuck the car.

[shopkeeps]

things a random ass 11 year old has to do in stone ocean:

• drive a car

• fly a helicopter

• precisely shoot bullets

• watch all of his friends die and kill a priest to create a new timeline where his friends never died and live happier lives but don’t remember him or anything that happened in the previous universe

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

[saltpepperbeard]

something something hornigold telling ed he wants to be referred to as “just ben” ie dropping the legendary status that is his title because in ed’s subconscious he wants nothing more than to drop “the kraken” and “blackbeard” and be “just ed” something something

[sixofbabycrows]

i deeply related to percy in this episode cause driving in underground garages is scary as hell

[suntails]

B&W

[melanodis]

who let this man dress himself

my design for dave miller ft. beef with god's strongest idgaf'er (jeremy)

[cha1cedony]

Looked up the Ford Edsel transmission… this would cause me to crash too tbh

[warpedpuppeteer]

Oliver's interview really makes it sound like he's going to figure out he likes Eddie in a more than friendship way. He's not jealous because of the friendship between Eddie and Tommy but he's going to figure out WHY he's jealous and realize it's because of some other feelings (as in he's in love with Eddie). And he is going to struggle with this realization and work through it probably throughout s7. Judging by what he said about Buck always getting into relationships easily prior to this and him wanting to see Buck actually put in the work and struggle a bit, once he realizes he's in love with Eddie, he's going to try to put the moves on Eddie! But, considering Eddie is still with Marisol it's highly unlikely Buddie is going to happen this season but looks like Buck is going to be the catalyst for it!

[liibation]

I no longer have control of my limbs

[wackachewbacca]

It’s fascinating how much Ashton hates Percy so much calling him an entitled asshole and everything when the both of them are really similar and the both of them don’t know it

I only realized this during Ashton’s talk with FCG at Milo’s place when Ashton talks about how they don’t want to lose their friends and says “Family’s dangerous” after being ripped half way across the world from most of their friends without anyway to contact them

And Percy says something similar back in the infamous Bard’s Lament after Keyleth asks the group are they all still friends and Percy answers her “Worse, we’re family” right after one of their friends walks away from the group and seemingly having no plans to ever come back

They know that having friends and family can break you in ways that cannot ever be known unless you have lost them. When it comes down to it, both characters can’t stand their friends leaving them and that’s probably rooted in trauma at a young age of losing your family, Percy with the Briarwoods, and Ashton being dropped off on the outskirts of Jrusar and then again when the Nobodies left them behind

Both of these characters are so emotionally broken that they will hold onto their closest friends with tooth and nail against impossible odds because they know what it’s like to lose everything

[ineffablymanic]

some smart cookie will have to explain to my rotten brain why Crowley lived in the Bentley for (?) years. I'm guessing he can't miracle a new flat for himself. The flat bills to Hell are still in his name even if Shax has occupied the flat.

He's too much of a lovestruck dumbfuck acts-of-service babygirl to ask moving in with Aziraphale.

Aziraphale is too not-over-his-old-job lovestruck dumbfuck can't-keep-his-hands-off-his-demon babygirl to ask Crowley to move in with him. Does he sincerely not realize Crowley's homeless or is he still afraid of being smitten on multiple fronts??

good lordt i wish i could deal with my anger issues by smoking and summoningn lightning instead i'm vehemently chewing my keyboard to shreds

[serendipnpipity]

OH I remembered. This is so random, but I have a vision of the end credits of TIT ending similar to WAD’s with a cute poppy outro to complete with Polaroids and shiz, but the song playing is “Oath” by Cher Lloyd and Becky G.

[noooodle-snek]

guys-

they're the same age here I-