#drop a headcanon pls

[xwingsandohs]

thinking about how in blink martha has to get a job in a shop to ‘support’ the doctor as well. like was he just too silly and goofy to hold down a job? did he keep telling managers how to do things even better? did he accidentally set an espresso machine on fire? like what kind of shenanigans did he cause that meant no one was hiring him

[nocreativityfornames]

I'm convinced that whenever Satan doesn't like the ending of a show/movie/book or feels that a particular scene rings out of character he'll just hop on ao3 or whatever version of that there is in hell and will write the most passionate gorgeously and masterfully well-written fanfiction about what should've actually happened instead.

And it gets to the point where fandoms will purposely recommend a fictional media to him JUST SO he can be pissed off about the unsatisfying ending it had that didn't do justice to the characters and fix it.

[navstuffs]

its vaultknight this, vaultghoul that, but can we please talk about how funny will be when maximus and the ghoul become buddies on the same party? knightghoul for the win!

maximus: i asked her if she wanted to make my cock explode

ghoul: you said WHAT?... kid, you gotta A LOT to learn

dogmeat: *barks*

[cupcakeinat0r]

Me fighting the urge to post Dad Bod!Miguel but I gotta let it marinate in the drafts (I’m losing)

[slxtmeri]

hello mootie <3

can I have some ted nsfw hc's PLEASE IM SO DOWN BAD FOR THIS MAN AND FOR WHAT

YES YES OFC U CAN LOVE

i am on my knees for him

- HANDS. HANDS. HANDS. how many times can i say it. he loves to choke you, his hand wrapped around your throat does unbelievable things to him.

- loves it when you're on your knees. can't explain it, he just loves having that power over you.

- missionary is his favorite position, with your legs thrown over his shoulders. it feels more intimate to him. cowgirl is a close second.

- normally gives in and lets you come without too much teasing, but he LOVES to overstimulate you. forcing you to take what he's giving you until he runs out of stamina

- don't come at me but. i can't shake the feeling that he'd want to tie you up. hands tied to the headboard of your bed, completely at his mercy.

- this isn't that nsfw but in addition to choking, he likes to grab your jaw and force you to look at him. eye contact would be so intense lord have mercy

[princeblue]

I post this periodically but I miss genmui sooo much, so so so much. They just hit different, they’re my top kny ship. My babies. I’m hoping and praying for new genmui content together during hashira training arc. Even if they’re only interacting in the background. Give them to meeeeeeeee.

[inneedofsupervision]

who do you think Peters favourite ler is and why

Oh, that's a very interesting question! I hope you don't mind me going deep for this one. 

If we include people outside the Avengers, my first choice would be Ned.

Now, one could argue that with the potential of Peter accidentally hurting Ned if the latter tried tickling him, the whole thing could be stressful and not fun.

That's the part where it gets interesting.

The thing about Ned tickling Peter is that he knows exactly what drives his friend up the wall. He can predict his reaction pretty well, knowing that it's safer to dig into Peter's underarms when the latter has his back turned to him or lies under him, pinned on the couch or a bed. He is aware of the flailing of arms that follows if you go from Peter's stomach to his ribs without a pause, as Peter cannot hold in his flight reaction when two of his worst spots get attacked one after another, so he goes for his knees instead.

It's a technique he had mastered before the spider bite. It's a well-practiced method to keep his friend's occasional sass at bay but Ned never takes it too far, mindful of Peter's asthma. Imagine his surprise that the same technique would be the safest way to mess with Peter after he became strong enough to catch a school bus with bare hands. Ned had mastered the way of wrecking the heck out of his friend by keeping a balance with the intensity, knowing to read his friend's reactions. 

Peter, on the other hand, loves and hates Ned for the way he tickles him. He sometimes feels like an idiot at how quickly his friend sent him to the floor into a giggly heap, squirming from side to side. At the same time, he can't deny he's having fun, and he would never admit it out loud, but it kinda relaxes him.

He doesn't have to hold back his reaction, doesn't have to muffle his crazy giggling in a pillow, or hide his reddened face behind his hands because this is Ned. The other teen has seen him during some of his dumbest and most embarrassing moments, laughing his head off in front of him barely counts as embarrassing anymore. That, paired with the knowledge that Ned wouldn't turn the tickling too far, adds to it being fun and relaxing as Peter can trust his best friend to avoid overwhelming him and drive him into accidentally hurting him.

Now, with the Avengers it's a little different. They know him well but not as well as Ned, so sometimes Peter's afraid to hurt one of them, especially the non-enhanced people on the team. Clint can be pretty ruthless at times, same as Sam and sometimes Natasha when provoked. At those times, Peter simply flees the scene.

Mr. Stark is better at reading him, but his mentor keeps it to some light tickles, which Peter is grateful for because the last thing he wants is to hurt Mr. Stark. That leaves Peter with the other enhanced individuals, and while they are having movie nights and team bonding and all that stuff, Peter sometimes cannot help but feel silly showing this side in front of Steve. With Bucky, it's easier and pretty fun but Peter's favorite whom he will never tell anybody about cause the teasing would be endless and Mr. Stark would for some weird reason feel jealous, is Thor. 

Yes, Thor. God of Thunder, brother of Loki, former King of Asgard. That Thor.

After his hero worship and general worship (cause, hello, his teammate is a literal god, how flipping awesome is that??) died down, Peter caught on quickly that Thor is rather playful. The god often acts confused, but there is that mischievous twinkle in his eyes when he hears his teammate groan, telling him the god isn't as oblivious as he pretends to be. Thor also very much likes to use this act of his to tease Peter when tickling him, and it's the silliness and playfulness of the god, as well as the fact that Peter can try fighting him off without hurting him, that makes it so enjoyable to fool around with the man. 

"This strange reaction is very amusing to watch. Does this also happen when I do this?" Thor glances down at him, one of Peter's arms pinned over his head as the god tilts his head in curiosity, free hand hovering over Peter's ribs. 

Peter playfully glares up at the blond, pushing against his chest to shove him off, but a smile tugging on his lips. "Loki told me you know what tickling is. You don't fool me, Thor."

He receives a grin, full teeth, and twinkling eyes.

"Alright. I don't have to hold back while playing pretend then."

The fact that Thor can overpower him and keep up when he chases him around, plus the playful teasing, leaves Peter in such a weird stage of excitement as his spidey-sense keeps completely quiet while his adrenaline spikes and his flight instinct kicks into full gear.

Peter sometimes wonders if this is what it feels like to have an older brother who messes with you for fun because that's what playing around with Thor feels like. It's genuine silliness and fun without holding back, and if Thor had caught on that Peter secretly enjoys getting thrown on couches like a ragdoll or picked up and carried over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, if his giggling is any indication of it, he doesn't comment on it but only grins at the teen's reaction.

[unagrancantidaddepanes]

(he keeps hearing snufkin say hijo de puta but has no idea what it means <33)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xsZoPVi2Ik <--- from this

cuantos años tienes = how old are u

[minoudrien]

what do u guys think princess justice/lady justice’s akuma powers would be… i need to know for science*

*a fic i want to write

[65ths]

finnick has had three escorts in his lifetime. the escort for his games was a woman named prisca, and she joined him on his victory tour and then went on to escort for the district for the next three years. once he turned 16, finnick got his own, francis, that more closely helped manage him as prisca couldn’t take up the extra responsibility. it lasted a year before both prisca and francis both moved on and were replaced by deverra who could do both their jobs with a scary ease

[sky-neverending]

i would very much like to wake up to time stranger things prompts. especially ones with the kids and the adults bonding. drop them in my ask box or i’ll bite, im not afraid. literally anything works. just gimme gimme gimme. thanks bye

[tetsutits]

I think biker!rindou yum yes, thoughts?🤭 holding onto him for dear life😩🫶

thoughts?? YES i have thoughts. he’s the type to always be down for a ride even if it’s past midnight, always telling you wear his helmet whenever you do ride with him, and omg he LOVES how you wrap your arms so tight around his waist when you’re sitting behind him <3

[riseninsaturn]

messy headcanon time but: I think Klavier is an amazing baker and Apollo is an amazing cook and they both suck respectively at the other thing. I think Klavier grew up in an environment where precision & perfection was so important that the idea of following a boxed recipe would make sense, or following traditional recipes— trying to experiment would leave bad pastries that were a waste of flour and he didn’t think of rebelling in that way any further. meanwhile apollo grew up with rebels, where communal time over food may have been important, where you take whatever shit you can scavenge and throw it together to make something good. this idea of trying to think creatively and be resourceful leading apollo to cook via instinct (+ yk his sensory processing stuff might aid his intuition somewhat. or hinder it who knows)

i think this comes as a shock because it kind of isn’t what you would expect initially when broken down but! yeah. klavier buys boxed chocolate cake for his birthdays and apollo’s apartment smells faintly of spices, always. together, they make do; apollo starts to pick up on what makes a meal the best it can be and klavier deviates from his boxed recipes. yeah :)

[tvrningout-archived]

what if i did the unthinkable and wiped the slate completely clean so i can start the year off fresh and without the weight of unfinished drafts... would y’all be upset

[writinandcrying]

Are matchups still open?

well it wasnt opened before but

RIGHT NOW IT IS!!

is this question ancient? yes, did i save it just for the moment when the askbox for matchups were finally opened again? absolutely

disclaimer: if you have requested recently or a long time ago, tumblr prooooobably ate the ask away, the only requests i have on my askbox are either scenarios or heacanons (which im working on it!!)

[annwayne]

I’ve resumed my play through of the cod mw2 reboot and I have been consumed. I don’t care if we barely talk, never talk, or I don’t even know your blog please I need to find the other cod mw2 girlies (gn)

Bonus points for ocs and oc/canon ships I eat that uppp