#dude is a menace

[lyss-butterscotch]

Has Pebbles ever stolen/"barrowed" something from someone else? If he has, does he willingly give the stuff back and does he maybe target specific Iterators?

He gives off the vibe that he's convicted small crimes out of boredom

Nah i feel like he'd pride himself over having the moral high ground (that isnt that high but hey he still have morals!)

If youre talking about crimes then look no further than team rocket

[ramenarchon]

Corruption event from Twitter moment

This dude has no chill

[snail-day]

Okay, so Satoru knows he should get up. The sun’s peeking through the curtains, your morning playlist is already humming from your phone speaker, and you’re doing that adorable thing where you shuffle around half-awake, muttering to yourself while looking for socks.

He knows.

But instead he just lies there, stretched out in bed, head on your pillow, hair an absolute mess, eyes barely open, watching you with a lazy grin and one specific thought rattling around his very smooth, very annoying brain:

God, you have such a nice ass.

So when you wander close enough to the edge of the bed, all unsuspecting and sleepy, he reaches out and loops an arm around your waist. You pause, expecting a hug maybe, something sweet.

But nah.

He leans in and bites your ass.

Not hard, just enough to make you squeak.

Your gasp is delicious. The way you whip around to glare at him with your bedhead and sleepy pout? Even better.

“Satoru!” you hiss.

And he, the king of fake innocence, gasps and widens his eyes. “Oh no, what happened, baby?? Did someone bite you? That’s terrible.”

You swat at him, and he tries to dodge while laughing, but you’re quicker when you’re mad. Not that it stops him from trying again - grinning like a feral cat, going in for round two.

You shriek his name this time, and it’s so damn cute he can’t even pretend anymore. He grabs your wrist, tugs you down into bed with him, laughing the whole time as he rolls you into his chest.

“Alright, alright - c’mere,” he mumbles, voice low and a little scratchy from sleep. He buries his face in your neck, arms locking tight around you. His chest is warm against your back, body still radiating sleep heat.

You squirm, a little grumpy still, but he just presses a kiss behind your ear and whispers, “Better stay here while I go hunt down the mysterious pervert who keeps biting your cute butt.”

[mirrored-realities1]

The republican god kimg Trump and his entire family were banned from operating any kind of chairty because they got caught stealing from a childrens' cancer chairty fund.

That is degenerate behavior. It's fucking disgusting and just because the far right have gas lit us into thinking the word is bad because they call anything that doesn't conform to their orthodox christian bullshit degeneracy doesn't mean I'm not going to call it as I see it.

[kynaree]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

[thewirewitch]

Made a silly low-effort thing

*PLEASE NOTE: I do like Moominvalley (2019)'s Joxter, but I decided to read Moominpappa's Memoirs today and boy howdy are these two different lol.

[neptt00n]

im not showing this to twitter

[short-circuit-2]

slicing people into pieces silly style

[heshmmity]

guys im crazy this is gravity falls x Dear Evan Hansen crossover. is this. is this anything guys. guys please.

stanley is connor stanford is zoe fiddleford is evan and bill is jared (for fun) and this makes so much sense in my head please i cant stay silent about the parallels

[meanderfall]

decided that the reason why 2003 splinter can be so laid back at times about the adventures his sons get up to is bc he knows he's unleashed hellions upon the world

[i-care-arts]

Alakazam is on thin fcking ice

listen did that guy just tell litteral kids to run for their life ? after they took down a legendary ? bold move

[missultimatepsycho]

I just know Barty acts like the most innocent little thing around the Valkyries and the rudest unhinged little shit around the marauders, he does it because Lily always says he’s the sweetest little innocent thing then the face James gives her after because Barty just accused him of having a foursome with the rest of the marauders and the slytherin skittles just get a total kick out of it because like Barty is the most unhinged and crazy person ever and turn Mary and Lily just cooing over him because he’s “just a little sweetheart” but Marlene, Marlene not fooled because she’s hanged out with Slytherins and has seen him in his true nature. In summary Barty acts like a saint around the Valkyries just to get a rise out of the marauders

I really hoped this made sense 

[archivewriter1ont]

How I think that top-secret time on Kashyyyk would have gone. Yoda would probably like the other three but Crosshair would be more likely to drive him to insanity.

[martyryo]

Dudes from maths notes is all I can offer for now 😵‍💫

[fallencelsetial]

MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING WHAT?!

THATS WHY??????

[elipri]

You weak bastard!

Big Bro~