#he is such a menace

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

bassist on drummer violence at 2ourdust

[homoeroticgrappling]

*stares into the middle distance*

[grimcatician]

I’m a lonelier version of you

I just don’t know where it went wrong

[etrevil]

when the problem child of the group wakes up from their self-inflicted death

[lovelylotusf1]

Honestly can't choose what my favourite part of Charles' LA video is. The basketball? Him bullying Andrea? The banana at the end? Iconic, every moment.

(I hate that every screenshot comes out a bit blurry though...)

[vole-mon-amour]

x

[capsuletomars]

Making it my life’s mission to have the most devastating side eye like Gojo 🙏

[thorin-apologist]

not me having to avoid opening con o'neill's instagram story in public

[clairedelune-13]

He is literally the worst. It’s the crumpled plastic all over again. 😂💙

I’ma kill that man (affectionate)

[aroacehanzawa]

“ah didn't i tell you? I intentionally didn't kill it”

“ i smiled as if nothing happened, ‘we’ll open the rewards together’”

like brother, you could've easily warned Myungoh from killing the dark keeper HSWUSHWH

please i love Kim Dokja so much it's only the beginning and he’s already exhibiting little shit behaviour i don’t think i’ve ever encountered a protagonist like him,,,he even went ‘i have a non-killing ideology’ and got sponsored for it

So true so true what an absolute king

[sukiandmuzzy]

Harry Styles and Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Treat People With Kindness (Behind the Scenes) 

[honey-lovebug]

HMAHWKWHWMSHWJ IM LISTENING TO MY BROTHER AND HES LIKE “Omg i got community guidelined on Facebook i only told a dude that he was an (frick)ing pig” LIKE WOW DUDE NO WONDER OMGSHS 😭😭😭

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Twelve year old Robin, currently kidnapped: Is it true you used to date my dad?

Two Face: w h a t

[starr-ofthevoids]

I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”

“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.

“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.

“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.

“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.

Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.

There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.

[lilislegacy]

the average height of men in the US is 5’9. annabeth has always been tall - she ends up being about 5’9/5’10 - so she probably always thought that she’d end up with someone who’s her height, maybe even shorter than her. i mean, she was taller than percy up until they were 16, and even then he was her height, not taller

then mr. perseus jackson, in classic percy ‘never let them know your next move’ jackson was like “actually no ☝️” and kept on fucking growing.

she probably prepared herself for the probability of being taller than her future man. she might have even loved the idea. and then her man ends up being fucking 6’2

and i am completely convinced that percy ended up being so tall out of pure stubbornness.

well, that, and he was asleep for 6 months, at prime growing age, and was probably horizontal, so gravity wasn’t working against him. genetics probably played a role too. and i do always say i think demigods tend to be taller…

but mostly because he’s an absolute menace

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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