#dump his ass

[heterorealism]

[thankstothe]

CUDDY...cuddycuddycuddycudyycudd. .. ... . . .

GIRL.

[xzayegg]

[relephantirrelephant]

AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop knitting so much? My (30M) girlfriend (27F) is really into knitting and has been long before we started dating 3 months ago. At first it didn’t bother me and I thought it was cool she had a hobby but then I realized just how much she does it. Granted, she’s not pulling out the knitting hook at dinner or anything but it seems anytime we’re watching TV together or just hanging out at her place she’s always working on some project. She said she needs to keep her hands busy and it’s like fidgeting for her, but I severely doubt that she can be fully present. You don’t have to pay attention when you fidget and she literally always jokes that she doesn’t know how to count. She claimed it’s not all the time… but it’s definitely more often than not. She argued that she can follow TV show plots just fine but when I quizzed her on some details she couldn’t answer some of the questions sooo… I think my point stands. Then she said “If it’s an important conversation I obviously put my work down” but I think we have different definitions of what important means. I also told her I would like to be able to cuddle and physically interact with her during TV time. She said we can still cuddle but it’s literally not the same? I want her to be interested in me, not some pile of yarn. This might be petty but I think I might feel better about it if she knitted things for me, but it always seems to be bags or clothes for herself or like random squares. She did make a pretty cute toy for my dog though, that was actually nice. Anyway I sat her down the other day and told her my perspective, and instead of being willing to compromise, she told me that I’m the one that’s not listening to her and essentially called me an asshole. She’s a great girl and I don’t want to lose her over this but also not sure what to do. AITA?

Yes, you're the asshole. Not just because it's CROCHET instead of KNITTING, or because you demand she make something for you, or because she's 27 and you're calling her a "girl", or because you're pissed that you can't touch her whenever you want, or because you gave her a fucking pop quiz after making her watch TV. It's that and probably a gazillion other things you do.

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/v/AmItheAsshole/comments/15tf2bh/aita_for_asking_my_girlfriend_to_stop_knitting_so/

Reveddit mirror: https://www.reveddit.com/v/AmItheAsshole/comments/15tf2bh/aita_for_asking_my_girlfriend_to_stop_knitting_so/

[gwandas]

me: *hears sad song about a failing relationship* this is sooo nessian coded

[phasesofamoonchild]

[maybebabyplease]

imagine this: you push out a baby. it fucking hurts. you’re ripped to shreds. exhausted. you carried it in you for the best part of a year. it’s late august, so you’ve been your most pregnant during the hottest season. your ankles have doubled in size. the food at the hospital sucks. you had to take time off of your thriving professional quidditch career for this shit.

and then...after all that...your whackass husband insists on naming the baby albus severus, two of the most objectively ugly names of all time, and belonging to the man who raised him like a lamb for slaughter and the man who stalked his mother even after her death. and he ALREADY GOT TO NAME THE FIRST BABY. and now there will be no babies named after your beloved brother who passed away during the war. 

you’re telling me you’d stay with this guy?! i think the fuck not! 

[quadruple-a]

I don’t care what excuses he gave you, you did not outlive THE FREAKING PHANTOM OF THE FREAKING OPERA to be treated like this

Dump. Him.

[cyarsk5230]

Don’t date a bad bitch if you can’t handle one

[borderlinexblondie]

𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺? 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥? 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥? 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵? 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘧 𝘴𝘰 𝘶𝘨𝘭𝘺? 𝘋𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦?

[heterorealism]

Wow marriage sounds so bad.

[link4eva]

Kiro has legit ruined dating real life men for me istg 😩

Reason #19056934545 why my standards are set so damn high

I’m translating the new Mind’s Quest and: 

MC: Kiro! 

I let go of my luggage and threw myself into his arms. He tightened his arms, and a laughing voice rang in my ears.

Kiro: It seems that Kiro is also very lucky today! 

Kiro: It was supposed to take seventeen hours and seven minutes to see you, but only sixteen hours and fifty-three minutes have passed. 

MC: Pfft, are you so easily satisfied? It’s just ten minutes early… 

Kiro: But for those of us who haven’t seen Miss Chips for half a month, we should cherish every moment we can earlier. 

MC: Us?

He raised the Little Bear with a smile, and it leaned down to me in a gentlemanly manner and kissed my cheek.

Kiro: Bear Ro Ro misses you so much that he told me to kiss you when we meet~

Kiro: But I made an agreement with him a few weeks in advance. He can only kiss cheeks, and I–

In the next second, a softer touch lands on my upper lip and leaves a touch of sweetness.

😍😍😍😍

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!! 😭

[cyarsk52-20]

a live visual of me supporting Keke Palmer circling the block to remind her baby daddy that his misogyny towards her was so unserious/classless by starring as a VIDEO GIRL IN USHER’S VIDEO 😂😩:

[loverockawaitsyou]

A reminder at the bus stop

[cyarskaren52]

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A post shared by NewsOne (@newsone_official)

newsone_official When Darius Daulton Jackson, the father of Keke Palmer’s recently born child, tweeted disapproving of the outfit she wore to see Usher in concert, he quickly found out that it wasn’t a good idea.

Fans flamed him for hours to the point where the Nope star actually deactivated his Twitter account before reactivating it and making it private. One of the funniest reoccurring jokes that everyone’s timelines had to see was the similarities between the situation and a certain episode of one of our favorite sitcoms of all time.

In the second episode of season two of The Boondocks which was titled “Tom, Sarah and Usher,” Sarah and Tom split after an unexpected appearance by Usher causes an infatuated Sarah to put on a girlish display at their anniversary dinner.

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#Boondocks #Usher #NewsOneSocial #KekePalmer