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I have never in my life seen an ugly lesbian which is very unfortunate considering I am a straight woman
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Update 2: guess who got put into intensive therapy! not even the fun kind though, like I had to do a program over FREAKING ZOOM cuz insurance. I had to go to the psych ward over freaking zoom
Me , my English minor, the twelve page google doc of unfinished poetry that would 1000% get me locked in a mental hospital, and the six wip novels currently sitting in my google docs IMMEDIATELY pre ordered The Tortured Poets Department deluxe vinyl.
I do not now, nor have I ever owned a record player.
My bank account is lucky I managed to talk myself off pre-ordering the cd purely for the shiny bookmark.
Now is not the time reasonable action ladies, now is the time for dramatic overreactions and petty revenge the cops will never be able to trace back to you.
Forget about his tiers, that three wheels thing is a myth anyway. Put him on the Jehovah’s Witness mailing list. hide lemons in his apartment. Use his email to get all those online shopping coupons. He cheated on you at a chili’s there’s no way he can afford to sue
(SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE) (DO NOT GET ARRESTED BESTIE THE’RE NOT WORTH IT)
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Why dose water take so freaking long to boil?! I just want my Mac and Cheese!
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For every note this post gets, I will add a sentence to my current WIP.
#i’m writing again#original writing#current wip#my wips#wip#writeblr#novel writing#aspiring writer#writers#writing#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writing prompt#writer things#writers block#help me
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For every note this post gets I’ll write a new sentence. I need motivation help meeeeee
#funny#ask tumblr#writeblr#underdogs undercover#i’m writing again#original writing#original character#poll time#tumblr polls#random polls#night post#creative writing#aspiring writer#yeet#memes#unhinged#incorrect quotes#except I’m the author#so it’s correct I’ve decided#i am the law#autism#the autism is autisming#actually neurodiverse#autistic author#autistic characters#trans rights#trans character#nonbinary#nonbinary character#notes=motivation to write
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GUESS WHOS AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!!
It was Wicked the movie today, which is one of my FAVORITES!!
Laowhwiqnqbsudbeuwlwb!!!!!!!
Guys I liked in middle school need to stop making posts related to my special interests my poor autistic heart cannot take this abuse
#college#ask tumblr#text post#boys#relatable memes#relateable#fyp#help me#musicals#wicked#wicked movie#keyboard smash#social media#crush#help help help#wicked the musical#wicked the movie
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UPDATE! I GOT A RECORD PLAYER!!!
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!
Me , my English minor, the twelve page google doc of unfinished poetry that would 1000% get me locked in a mental hospital, and the six wip novels currently sitting in my google docs IMMEDIATELY pre ordered The Tortured Poets Department deluxe vinyl.
I do not now, nor have I ever owned a record player.
My bank account is lucky I managed to talk myself off pre-ordering the cd purely for the shiny bookmark.
Now is not the time reasonable action ladies, now is the time for dramatic overreactions and petty revenge the cops will never be able to trace back to you.
Forget about his tiers, that three wheels thing is a myth anyway. Put him on the Jehovah’s Witness mailing list. hide lemons in his apartment. Use his email to get all those online shopping coupons. He cheated on you at a chili’s there’s no way he can afford to sue
(SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE) (DO NOT GET ARRESTED BESTIE THE’RE NOT WORTH IT)
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