#dwarf/dwarfs

[homuraham]

Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

[filibusterfrog]

dorfs

[rohirric-hunter]

One of the funny things about LotR is that almost every people in it professes to disbelieve in the supernatural, but because they live in a fantasy world their baseline for "natural" is so jacked up. The Rohirrim are like, yeah, there's a wizard in this tower and ancient tradition that we have no reason to doubt says this mountain is full of ghosts, but walking trees? Short people? I don't think so. Galadriel is like, "Listen I heard you describe what I do as magic and look I just gotta clear some things up, okay." Gondorians are like, yeah, of course the Enemy has spectres of men who lived long ago and never died and can now fly above us and incapacitate us with just their voices. This is just a fact of life, okay? But shut up about this magic weed that makes comatose people better. That's an old wives' tale. Royalty? Press X to doubt.

The people group in Tolkien's work who seem most receptive to magic and least restricted by their own notions of what it can do actually seem to be the hobbits. And they use it to avoid meeting people they don't want to talk to

[i-am-dulaman]

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

[darkdumbass]

A spaceship that loves you

[mooreaux]

Senshi sleepover!

[nyxemisa]

Rachel Zegler is my princess!!! 👑

[mudd-art]

"THE YOUNG INGELLVAR IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN." -VORGOTH, best legal guardian.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

one side of this post is the costume design from a big-budget theatrical film meant to live up to the hype of the first animated film ever made for wide-release and another side of this post is the costume design from an abc soap opera where dwarves hatch from eggs and i think you guys will kill me if i tell you which is which

[dwarf-posting]

[yellenabelova]

Agatha All Along + iconic witches (insp)

Agatha Harkness as The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard Of Oz (1939) Lilia Calderu as The Good Witch of the North from The Wizard of Oz (1939) Jennifer Kale as The Evil Queen from Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (1937) Billy Maximoff as Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty (1959)

[schmergo]

Ever since I was little, I’ve had this theory that Dopey from Snow White is actually just a human baby that the dwarfs took in thinking he was simply a “dopey” adult dwarf. Like, he doesn’t have a beard (or hair), he doesn’t have teeth, he doesn’t talk, his dwarven clothes are too big for him, and he has no idea what he’s doing.

One or two of those could make sense, but the only thing he has in common with the dwarfs is his small stature, and even then, his proportions seem different from theirs! That’s no dwarf! That guy is a baby! It’s “Elf” all over again with this dude!

[drunkmusichistorian]

hello fmab nation

is this anything

[nightmaresyrup]

The fluffy roundness of rabbits 🐇

[scarstiletto]

a very famous headcannon in the fandom about dwarf culture, whose braids have meaning (including courting), but Bilbo doesn't know it

btw, I'm still traveling and working so I took a break from my modern au, but I did it so at least I wouldn't end up not posting anything