#dwarrows

[haamuart]

Hobbit girl from 2019.

There were a few other Hobbit doodles but I liked this the best!

[ent-maiden]

A Young Lady  Dís

They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'. Appendices Return of the King

For the Naugrim have beards from the beginning of their lives, male and female alike; nor indeed can their womenkind be discerned by those of other race, be it in feature or in gait or in voice, nor in any wise save this: that they go not to war, and seldom save at direst need issue from their deep bowers and halls. The War of the Jewels

For my dwarf woman I gave her a beard, but I figure they have a different facial hair pattern from the men so I didn't give her a mustache. I wanted to give her a strong but feminine build and beautiful clothes that you would expect to find on a princess. Not a body builder, just strong. Victorian Strongwomen came to mind. I picked Vulcana as my reference because her poses looked the most regal.

As you can see she is just a pretty typical looking woman but she could carry a man in one hand.

For the second image I drew her in male dwarf traveling garb, as that is apparently what dwarf women would wear going out. It practically obscures her figure in the manner she wears it.

[i-want-to-see-mountains-again]

That’s a perfect way to explain it!

[weird-obsessed-girl]

Bagginshield Fic Rec

I can’t believe I’ve had such an intense revival into The Hobbit Fandom after being obsessed with the movies when they came out just over 10 years ago now. There’s just some fandoms that have consistently amazing fanfics that are written beautifully and with such interesting concepts.

Some of these are a bit silly and cracky but i think that’s the appeal of The Hobbit, it’s a bit more cheerful than LOTR (vehemently ignoring Battle of the Five Armies)

So below is a list of fics I have loved reading organised by word count smallest to largest.

If you have any fics that you’ve read and don’t see here please share them with me! P.S, if you need more fics to read after these please check out the author’s other works.

Fanfiction Title - Author

Tags, description of fic | word count | rating

And Down the Road I Goes - pibroch (littleblackdog)

Kid!fic, mpreg, humour, dwobbits, beard problems | 1.3k | T

All That Glitters - BeautifulFiction

Everyone lives, post-BAFTA, Dwarven culture and customs, Dwarven jewellery | 1.5k | G

Truth - alkjira

Body image issues, post-BAFTA, everybody lives, Dwarven beauty standards | 1.9k | T

Brethren, Braids and a Bothersome Burglar - Frankensteins_Monster

Unintentional Dwarven courting, and then intentional after communication is cleared up, Hair Braiding | 2.3k | T

There is A Child - smileybagel

Foresight, canonical character death, Thorin POV | 2.7k | T

Of the King and Consort’s Portraits - undomiel (dolcewrites)

Cultural differences, painting portraits, Erebor and Shire Parallels, domestic fluff | 3.4K | T

Shorn - Avelera

Mourning ritual, Dwarf culture and customs, misunderstandings, pre-slash, Long-beards mentioned! 3.5k | G

A Chance to Make It Right - smileybagel

Thorin is offered a second chance, magical dreams of future children, second part to “There is A Child” | 3.6k | G

The Proper Way To Call You Mine - Fantasyinallforms

Hair braiding, post-BAFTA, misunderstandings, Fili and Kili meddling, getting together, jealous Thorin | 3.6k | T

And in our love u see golden things - Seungshi03

Goldsickness as a mental health condition, domestic fluff, consort Bilbo | 3.7k | G

Riddles in the Dark Brought into the Light - Lucigoo89

Everyone lives, post-BAFTA, PTSD, loooove fics where the trauma from the journey is included, background Dwalin/Nori | 3.8k | G

In More than the Wisdom of Years - jezebel_rising

Dis POV, everyone lives, reunions, Dis and Bilbo friendship | 4.2k | Not rated

A Dwarven Beauty - bevel_bee

Dwarven beauty standards, Bilbo is considered very attractive, but he’s very oblivious to the compliments, post-BAFTA | 4.6k | G

The Seven Gifts - snowmissus (soul_of_blaze)

Dwarf and hobbit courting, awkwardness, Bilbo remains in Erebor, miscommunication | 5.1k | G

The Stone’s Gift - SilverSkiesAtMidnight

Established relationship, consort Bilbo, “the Dwarven equivalent of cabbage patch hobbits”, dwarves made from literal stone, unplanned pregnancy | 5.2k | T

One Remedy for Gold Sickness (or maybe two) - randi2204

Bilbo uses an ancient hobbit remedy for greedy folks, flabbergasted dwarves | 5.8k | T * need to have an Ao3 account

Better an ugly face than an ugly mind - unpeumacabre

Dwarven beauty standards (and hobbit ones), Thorin POV | 6.1k | T

A Minor Problem - fideliant

Smut, thorin finds out Bilbo’s age, obliviousness to different species’ life expectancies | 6.4K | E

Bruises on the Heart - thehufflepuffhobbit

5 + 1 times, soulmate au, Thorin POV, bruises, sharing a bed, during the journey | 7.8k | E

Clue-finder - TheGrayKnight

Post-BAFTA, Dwarven courting, cultural differences | 9k | G

Queen Under the Mountain - benny_Laur

Character death (not really), Dis POV, I LOVE DIS, Requited love, Kili definitely should not be in charge of communications | 11k | Not rating

Call You Home - northerntrash

Hobbit culture, including hidden names (I like the hobbit side as it’s a popular trope that dwarves have hidden names), Thorin’s puppy-eyes, the company | 11.9K | Not rated

Planting a Hobbit - northerntrash

Everyone lives, post-BAFTA, homesickness, domestic fluff, Thorin builds Bilbo a garden trope! 13k | Not rated

Forget-Me-Not - kerkusa, LordOfTheRazzles

Established relationship, post-BAFTA, healing Thorin causes temporary amnesia, Dwarf and Hobbit courting (again) | 14k | G

Defying Death (or at least the ones in charge) - Lucigoo89

I have yet to read this yet but it looks very promising! Bilbo has died and now it’s time for him to smuggle himself into Mahalia Halls to see his love again | 15.1k | T

Ere Break of Day - alexaprilgarden

During the journey, falling in love, Dwarven Ones, soulmates, everyone lives, angst | 15.6k | E

The Different Shades of Bilbo’s Love - SunnyRose

Kid Bilbo wants to be friends with Thorin, consenting adult romance later on, friends to lovers, flower language, Belladonna Took! 17.5k | G

I have loved you and you have not known it - KaavyaWriting

Miscommunication, the company come up with a way of making friends with a hobbit that is inaccurate, jealous Thorin, during the journey | 17.7k | G

You Got Me - drunkonwriting

Company-centric, dwarf culture, fluff, during the journey, friendship fic | 18.9k | G

Gardening - The Feels Whale (miscellea)

Bilbo returns to Shire, Kid!fic, cabbage patch hobbits, Bilbo’s under the impression Thorin died (he’s wrong) | 19.7k | T

My Princess, My Love, Marry Me! - mordelle

Alt universe, Princess Thorin visits the Shire, pinning Bilbo, Thorin is considered ugly by Dwarven beauty standards, smut | 36.3k | E

[pilkypills]

[dwarfdaddy]

thinking about bilbo baggins going completely native. hair long and braided, covered in furs, and draped in jewelry. his emotions bubbling near the surface and his skill in battle fast-tracked by experience and frequent practice with the most formidable dwarf warriors. that feral spark in his eye allowed to grow bigger and bigger, while he still maintains his predisposition to good manners. bilbo baggins as a meticulous diplomat, an innovative strategist, a sly warrior, and, above all, a fierce protector of his chosen family.

[khazdmazerb]

Hello, this is a picture I drew of me drawing a picture of myself 👍🏻

Yes that is just a sticker of Kilis stupid little face.

Anyway I’m gonna go shower and clean my room at midnight because I’m well adjusted like that

[mrkida-art]

A dwarf wearing a partial wig

[myths0f01d]

The parallel is killing me only slightly

[shirefantasies]

The Hobbit if they weren't cowards

Orc: *kicks away Ori's slingshot, grinning evilly*

Ori: Nice try, bitch! *whips out a crossbow*

[moonkidphrase]

Frodo: i will take the ring to Mordor!

every single dwarf in the room: *collective sigh of relief* oh thank Mahal we’re taking a hobbit

[call-me-cosmic]

Gandalf is Gan-done

[dwarfdaddy]

dwarfs canonically sleep on their backs because of their bulky armor, but what they don't tell you is that dwarfs sleep this way no matter what they're wearing in order to protect their piercings.

[penelopegarciasapprentice]

So, I made a remix of the song Drunken Sailor and turned it into a Dwarrow mining song (Think Tolkien)

What will we do with a drunken miner? What will we do with a drunken miner? What will we do with a drunken miner? Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

Tie his beard with an elvish ribbon Tie his beard with an elvish ribbon Tie his beard with an elvish ribbon Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

Put him in a deep shaft till he's sober Put him in a deep shaft till he's sober Put him in a deep shaft till he's sober Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

Stick him in a bathtub with all his clothes on Stick him in a bathtub with all his clothes on Stick him in a bathtub with all his clothes on Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

Put him in the bed at the barkeeps tavern Put him in the bed at the barkeeps tavern Put him in the bed at the barkeeps tavern Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

That's what we do with a drunken miner That's what we do with a drunken miner That's what we do with a drunken miner Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Way hay and down we go-oh Early in the morning!

[khazdmazerb]

‘A dwarrow dame of Erebor’

She’s so pretty I’m in fits. What’s her name? What’s her job? What’s her story?

Brain storm:

I imagine she is very much in the upper class, if she works then she works a soft craft possibly with textiles. Perhaps she works with a manual loom and between that an an instrument she plays she has very callused finger tips for a lady of the upper class.

I imagine there is very little visual distinction between men and women in all classes but the upper classes are all very prettied up.

She uses gold, oxidization from bronze in powder and fat to make eye shadow too (also lapis is ground to a powder for make up as well but it’s not a color this dame wears often) (Thorin wheres so much eye coal and never washes it off before bed. His pillow looks like it belongs to Bofur)

Her parents are likely merchants who spend a lot of time away from Erebor traveling as far so Gondor and the Blue mountains returning with gifts for her.

She is only young, about 65, old enough to work with her grandmother in textile production but not old enough to travel with her parents on such dangerous roads. Though she is born at the beginning of the age of men there are still orc strong holds and devotees to the fallen enemy that are known to waylay caravans of traders

Thrirli daughter of Flenik the merchant.

[vicrathis]