#eddsworld and reader

[stela20]

I'm sorry if my English is not good, I use Google Translate

This is my story from the Quotev website, so I wanted to write it and publish it here, but enjoy ❤

Y/n's pov

I went to Paul to have lunch with him. Now we are on lunch break in the Red Army, and I am now waiting for Paul to eat with me.

Paul: Hi y/n, sorry for the delay

y/n: It's okay, and you didn't even delay me ❤

Paul: Okay, but before I have lunch with you, I want to get myself something to drink with lunch. Do you have anything to offer?

y/n: Get some juice, please

Paul: Okay, 5 minutes and I'll be back

y/n: Okay, take it easy ❤

After Paul left, I remembered how he and I kissed for the first time ❤

flash back

In the beginning, 2 years ago, I was walking alone, and I did not have any fears, and I did not have a job. I was looking for any work for me, but there was no solution. I decided to give up and comfort myself. I found a small garden and it was very beautiful. I sat on the grass, and now I feel… Comfortably ❤

y/n: Oh, I'm so tired. Why is there no work anywhere here? How will I live? Well, I will rest for only 10 minutes and I will search again. I will not give up.

After only 5 minutes I heard strange noises

y/n: What, what is this sound…. Mmm, hello, is there anyone here….. This is very strange. There is no one but me. I am in this garden. What are these sounds?

I followed the sound and found a group of zombies eating people. I was terrified by the situation and the zombies noticed me and began to devour me. I was trying to escape from them, but there was no way out. I was terrified and thought this was the end of me, but a person with brown hair and one eye came. He has a gun, smokes, and wears a red army uniform. He kills all the zombies before they devour me in time.

y/n: …. ah thank you ….

Paul: Paul, my name is Paul, are you okay?

y/n: Yes, thank you for saving my life. This means a lot to me ❤

Paul: Okay, any service, and now goodbye

y/n: Wait

Paul: What's up?

y/n: I have been looking for a job for 3 months and I cannot find it. Do you have any work for me? I will do anything.

Paul: ….. Mmmm, well the head of the Red Army is looking for new people to join the army, but the first thing is that they must train you to fight and handle weapons and things like that, and also the head of the Red Army has no objection if anyone joins me. His own army….well what do you think?

y/n to herself: I don't want to kill people and cause chaos everywhere. I know the Red Army well, but I have no other choice. I will join, but I will not hurt anyone or kill people. I will be a good girl to everyone ❤

Paul: Oh girl, what are you going to say?

y/n: …I agree

Paul: Good, now, come with me, and welcome to the Red Army…. What is your name?

y/n: y/n

And since that time, I have been fighting and fighting with the Red Army, and Paul and I have become many friends, and I want to admit that I have loved Paul since that day because he saved my life and helped me with many things, and throughout this time, I do not see Paul as my friend. No, I see him as my lover and my future husband ❤

End of flashback

Wow, time has flown by and I still love Paul ever since that day ❤

Paul: Hey y/n, I brought you juice

y/n: Really thank you

We are now eating lunch, but while we were eating, I noticed that Paul was very worried

y/n: Paul, are you okay? Why aren’t you eating?

Paul: Well, ummm….how about you and I talk for a little bit at the end of the day? I want to confess to you something very important.

y/n: Well, it's okay, but now eat before it gets cold ❤

Paul: Well…

Paul's pov

I will confess everything to her. Yes, she should know everything. Finally, the night has come and me and y/n are alone now ❤

y/n: Ok Paul, what's the matter? We're alone now. What do you want to tell me?

Paul: When I was getting the juice, I saw a man talking about you and saying beautiful things about you and how attractive you are and things like that.

y/n: …that's all❔

Paul angrily: No, there are very many things every day since you joined the Red Army, and all the men admire you and talk to you and talk about you in a beautiful way and things like this.

y/n: Why are you angry about this?

Paul angrily: I love you, y/n, and I want you to be mine alone ❤

y/n: …how long have you liked me?

Paul: For a long time…. You have never harmed anyone before, and you have not wanted to kill anyone since that day, and this is very good, and you are the person who cares about me the most. You always take care of me, and we eat with each other and talk about things that we love and have. Same interests…. y/n Do you love me ❤

❤ After a few seconds, I saw Y/n kissing me passionately and in a very nice way ❤ and I exchanged kisses with her, and after that I took her in a big, warm hug and she confessed everything to me, and since when has she loved me, she confessed everything to me ❤

y/n: I love you too, Paul ❤

Paul: I'm happy that you and I share the same feelings for each other ❤

y/n: Paul, I want to leave the Red Army and start a new life, just you and me, and stay out of trouble. What do you think?

Paul: I agree and this has to happen too ❤ …. I can't wait for you and me to get out of here and start a new life for each other, my love ❤

Seconds later, I took Y/n in a deep kiss that lasted for a minute ❤

Y/n's pov

One day later, Paul and I asked the head of the Red Army to resign, and he agreed, but he told us that if you asked for resignation, you would never return to the Red Army again. In fact, Paul and I did not care as long as we were with each other. After a week, we resigned and left the Red Army. Forever, Paul and I bought a new small house, and he and I work in the cat café. Frankly, Paul and I are very comfortable, and I am happy that Paul appeared in my life. Every day before we sleep together, he takes me for a warm hug, and after that, he gives her a warm kiss and we sleep. And now we live our lives happily ❤

❤ The end ❤

[naomisspamblog]

I BEG OF YOU tom,tord,matt,and edd separately (or just one of them whatever is easier for you) with a clingy bestfriend they have a crush on? Like how would they react and deal with their crush practically hanging in them???

She makes it difficult to breathe

Pairings ; Tord/Reader, Edd/reader, Matt/reader, Tom/reader

Warnings ; Again, none! Fluff<3, slight NSFW mentions in Tom and Tord's part, by the way

A/N ; AWWWWW OMG THIS IS SO CUTE:((

Edd

Some days Edd wasn't sure how to act around you. When you held his arm out of nowhere, he wanted to return the gesture so, SO, badly. Edd just didn't know how you'd react to that.

He is CONSTANTLY some shade of pink, or red. Plays it off as it just being warm in the room.

Don't get him wrong- he loves it! Won't tell you, but he does.

You don't fully understand why he's spluttering over his words when you hug him from behind for the first "few" times. You find it cute.

Tom

He secrectly loves it.

Acts like it's annoyance, despite his reddned face. He'll lightly swat at you and tell you to buzz off, but then sulk when you do.

How many times he's gotten off to the memory of you touching on him, even if it was in an innocent way, is far higher than it should be, to be honest.

Does he feel guilty about it? Nah.

Honestly, secrectly hopes you do it more often. Way more often.

Thinking about trying to do the same thing to you.

Tord

Oh boy- time to put that NSFW mentions warning to good use.

He fucking loves it.

Like- a lot.

Tord'll be all red faced, trying to hide the fact he's popped the biggest boner all day.

Constantly hopes you accidently brush up against his crotch or something.

Honestly once he realizes you're comfortable enough, does the exact same thing to you.

I mean, you like that contact, right? Why not use it to his advantage.

He'll hug you from behind, face stuffed into the crook of your neck, just so he can have his lips pressed up against your skin

Matt

The most chill of the boys.

Loves it!! And isn't shy to admit it!

Really- he does the same thing.

Adores linking arms with you as you two walk

You're comfortable with it, and so is he!!

VERY happy the first time you hung off his arm.

It makes him feel like you two are kind of "together" in a way

[brandoscomet]

1st request i think yayyy anything do you think you could just post ur own romantic headcanons for tord??? i just think itd be interesting

Yes, this is my first request, thank you for submitting!! I love Tord, he’s definitely one of my favorite Eddsworld characters. It was super fun to think about how his personality (and how it changes so drastically throughout the series) would affect his romantic relationships. I had to really put some thought into this one!

// I wasn’t sure if you wanted pre-End Tord or post-End Tord, so I did them both.

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Tord (pre-“The End”)— Romantic Headcanons

As pervy as he may seem, Tord is a very romantic person when it comes to his partner. Most of the things he’d do, though, would be very cheesy and cliché. Most of his exposure to anything close to romance comes from his hentai novels, which don’t offer much in the realm of real-life love. So he resorts back to the basics: flowers and chocolate, picnics, movie nights, etc. Not very creative but still sweet, and you can tell he puts effort into what he does for you.

Speaking of movie nights, he LOVES horror movies. He’ll totally hold you while you watch them if they scare you.

Major cuddlebug. He can’t get enough physical contact. No matter where you are, he’ll be laying on you, holding your hand while you walk together/having you cling to his arm, resting an arm around you while you’re out together, always something, but not in an overbearing way.

DEFINITELY talks to you in his native language (even if you don’t understand), especially when he gets tired. He’ll lay on top of you and yap in Norwegian until he falls asleep.

Doesn’t mind PDA at all, as long as it doesn’t cross the line of public indecency.

Kind of a jackass. He tends to act before he thinks, which often results in borderline stupid things happening. Eventually he learns to take your worry and concern for his reckless behavior seriously and lightens up on the impulsive actions.

Tord’s not the most emotional person on the planet, so sometimes he doesn’t think to communicate his feelings with you simply because he doesn’t think they’re a big deal. He opens up eventually, though.

If arguments ever happen, he’s not prone to making them worse. As immature as he may be sometimes, he values his partner and his relationship and prefers not to let disagreements drive a wedge between you.

Overall very chill and pleasant to be with.

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Tord (post-“The End”)—

Romantic Headcanons

After his time away from the group and his betrayal in The End, Tord matured quite a bit. He had a deeper understanding of relationships (both romantic and platonic) and wanted to keep the few he had left going strong after he broke things off with the rest of the “gang”.

Low-key (high-key) embarrassed about his giant robot plan’s failure. He was very sure it would succeed and it definitely bruised his ego a bit to have it explode and leave him injured in the process. He confides in you about it and tries to come up with a better plan.

While he’s busy with his army, he makes sure to still treat his partner with dates, however they become more secluded and less public in order to keep himself concealed. More stay-in, at-home dates like movie nights, fancy dinners at home, stargazing in the backyard, baking together, etc.

When he’s working on his regime, he lets you in on his plans and entrusts you with helping him manage things. But he won’t let you anywhere near the weapons or the battlefield- he wants to keep you safe.

While he lets you help him manage things related to his army, he introduces you to Paul and Patryck and has you dish out commands through them, rather than interacting with his soldiers directly (again, anonymity=security).

Leading an army takes a toll on him. He’s a lot more open about how he’s feeling and trusts you with his problems. After a long day overseeing the Red Army, he’ll come home to you and seek you out for consoling almost immediately, whether that be for venting about his day or just silently keeping eachother company.

Still super physical, but prefers not to be seen together in public because he doesn’t want people to associate you with the army in order to keep you safe. If he goes down, he doesn’t want to drag you with him.

Overall, he trusts you and sees you as his second-in-command. You bring him comfort and stability in the volatility of running the red army.

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[sintiancat]

''Red leader'' - drabble

(tord x reader), where these two reunite years after

You look up and down at Tord, staring in awe.

It’s been… what, a decade? Maybe even more, since you last saw him. You never expected him to be your new boss.

 Much less the red leader everyone talked about.

The right side of his face was covered by a large, red scar. Making you wonder when or how he got it. And if you could've helped him had you both stayed in contact.

His right eye was covered by an eyepatch. You look down, frowning when noticing the robotic arm. The one that was holding a cigar between two fingers.

Your eyes then swiftly go back to staring at his, and you gulp.

"You look... different.’’ You murmur, a bit awkwardly. ‘’Uh, did you get a new haircut?" You say, looking up at his hair that resembled horns. It was still the same as ten years ago.

You’re not sure how to describe the look on his face, as he takes his time to puff on the cigar.

"(Y/N), I lost an arm." He finally says. And you blush, looking away.

"I know. The hair cut thing was a farce.’’ You sigh, look at him again with a frown.

‘’I just didn't want to be rude, you know? But since you brought it up… what the hell happened to you?"

He laughs, shaking his head. ‘’You haven’t changed at all’’ He throws his cigar to the floor, stepping on it. ‘’A lot has happened since we last saw. So! How about we catch up on life, elsklingen min?’’ He says, leaning closer to you and putting his arm around your shoulder, walking with you.

‘’elskilnge what?’’ You look up at him, tilting your head, ‘’You know I don’t know Norwegian, Tord.’’

(elsklingen min: my love)

[moonsapprentice]

𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔡 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰

𝔄𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔵𝔢

✩ like every single fanfiction author on the face of tumblr and wattpad would describe, Tord has caramel brown hair. It can really easily get staticky which is funny as fuck when he works on his robots. You’ll walk in and it’s all over the place.

✩ I see people describing his hair as ‘hair horns’ which isn’t wrong per-say, but a better word for it is cowlicks. He literally cannot control them. When he was a teenager he tried so hard to gel them back just to have them spring right back up. Despite that, his hair is actually really silky. He doesn’t like having body hair so he shaves all of it off. Sometimes he leaves a happy trail though.

✩ his eyes are a very striking grey. Depending on lighting they look wildly different. They can look almost white and icy in the light But in the dark they can look menacing and deep.

✩ Tords skin is pretty pale. His skin has warm-neutral undertones. He mostly prefers to be indoors, especially when he’s deep into a project. However when it isn’t above 70 degrees he loves to go out into the woods.

✩ He’s around 6’3 and lean. He’s not very visibly muscular but you can tell he works out. when he’s just out in a t shirt you might catch a glimpse of bicep.

✩ very warm body temperature. Norway is cold, so his body probably just got used to producing heat.

✩ I don’t mean this in a weird way, but he has a pretty face. Just generally nice to look at.

✩ he wears a lot of comfy, casual things. I imagine him as a bit of a gym guy, so sweatpants and T shirts are his go to. And obviously, hoodies.

✩ Tord has scars all over his body.

ℜ𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔠

✩ very romantic

✩ his love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation, with acts of service sprinkled in

✩ Tord never does it infront of people but spews the sweetest most poetic shit you’ve ever heard. Literally pure honey straight out of his mouth. It’s mostly things about your appearance. He has trouble defining his emotions, so instead of opening up and trying to deal with it he says ‘I love you’ a million times a day. It’s the only emotion he truely can explain. He just loves you.

✩ even if he can’t say his emotions, he can sure as hell show them with touch. He can’t say ‘I’m feeling down today’ but he can wrap his arms around your waist from behind and look at you with droopy eyes. He can’t say ‘I feel happy’ so he hugs you tightly and peppers kisses all over your face.

✩ big big big snuggler. Happy to be small or big spoon, whatever it takes to have you close by

✩ a bit random but if you’re into skincare he’d really want you to put a face mask on him. Girl dad style.

✩ loves to kiss on your neck, especially your pulse point. He likes to be reminded you’re alive and always around.

✩ Tord loves receiving kisses on the corner of his mouth and on his neck.

✩ likes a healthy amount of pda. Hugging, kissing, and hand holding are all on the table. As long as the kisses are under five seconds.

✩ gets jealous easily. He trusts you to not do anything but he doesn’t trust other people.

✩ it’s corny, but gun range dates. I CAN’T DENY IT. HE WOULD.

✩ rough and long kisses are his shit. He likes feeling connected to you

✩ 90% of the time has his arm around your waist.

✩ love love loves touching your hair. he’ll touch it at any given chance.

✩ I feel like he’d have a strong sense of smell, so he recognizes your perfume, shampoo, body wash. Everything.

✩ He dates you with the intent of staying together for a long time. He sees you as a spouse rather than just a partner.

✩ loves going to theme parks with you

✩ gives AMAZING massages

✩ would be very happy at the thought of marriage. He doesn’t need a big wedding if you don’t want one, you could even elope. He just wants to feel connected to you.

✩ very tight hugs. Like he’s scared you’ll float away

✩ might want kids to continue his legacy, but a bit iffy on it due to his ‘secret occupation’.

✩ HE WILL GIVE YOU FLOWERS EVERY WEEK NO MATTER WHATT ‼️‼️ NO MATTER IF YOU’RE FIGHTING, HES BUSY, WHATEVER. NOTHING WILL STOP HIM

✩ terrified of losing you

ℜ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔪

✩ light sleeper, if he gets any sleep

✩ stays up until 2 - 3am on most nights

✩ despite this, also likes the morning? Both a morning and a night person. Probably gets up around 8 or 9am. Late at night and early in the morning are his most productive hours. During the day he mostly lounges.

✩ smells like smoke, wood, and cologne.

✩ smokes weed very often

✩ loves energy drinks, SEPCIFICALLY white monster.

✩ sweet tooth

✩ but can’t bake for shit.

✩ bites his nails very badly

✩ furrows his brows when he’s focused

✩ crack his back please he needs it.

✩ likes bbq sauce

✩ salmon enjoyer. Specifically smoked

✩ used to dye his hair that dark brown color because he thought it made him look cooler.

✩ mostly listens to metal music and punk rock, but secretly has a vocaloid obsession

✩ his favorite anime is sailor moon because I said so.

✩ would I be wrong if I say he probably has a hatsune miku body pillow

✩ I don’t really think he has a canon family but in my mind I have a whole life story for him. I think that his dad is the OG red army leader, and the main base is in Norway. I don’t think they have a good relationship. His dad often went way to far in teaching him lessons in combat, survival, strategy, etc but they both kind of bonded over engineering. Bonding maybe isn’t the right word because tord definitely does not love his dad, but his father saw that Tord had strengths in robotics and let him persue that. Then bla bla bla Tords the red leader now. If you want you can just ignore this Hc ^^ it just helps me see him as more of a person than a 2D character. I have mini life stories in my head for all the EW characters but Tords is the one I can see the most clearly.

✩ Pau and pat are like brothers to him

✩ wears boxers with hearts on them

✩ also wears Minecraft boxers

𝔑𝔰𝔣𝔴

✩ Any sex position with you in his lap is his favorite. He puts his head in your boobs and holds you still, thrusting up into you. Sometimes he likes to do mating press though.

✩ Tord gets so focused on your pleasure that sometimes he forgets about his own. He’ll go round after round with his head between your thighs.

✩ 100% a switch. He could be on top of you with your legs over his shoulders, or sinking back into the mattress with his eyes rolling back into his head.

✩ lowk a brat

✩ 7 inches when hard. Bends upwards. Shaved

✩ A big kink for dry humping. If you’re in his lap he’ll start grinding on you. He’ll press little kisses on your neck too

✩ goes crazy for some titties

✩ has a lot of crazy ideas, and would love to try them on you if you consent

✩ pretty much has no turn offs. He’s open to try anything you want as long as you’re happy. The only thing he’d never do is hurt you. The other aspects of his life are so violent he doesn’t want to take it to the bedroom

✩ massive oral fixation. He likes having your thumb in his mouth or vice versa depending who’s the top.

✩ he’s very very perverted and very very horny, but he also loves the connection that sex provides. Like yes, he likes boobies at face value. But when he gets into it he really gets into it. Sex is when most of his emotions come out. If he’s had a hard week he may be a bit rougher (obviously with consent). I could also see him as the type to cry a little when he finishes. It’s very rare though.

✩ a high libido. If you’re down he’s down.

✩ if no one else is home he will do it ANYWHERE with you.

✩ will give hickies anywhere. And if you give him one he will show it off proudly

✩ can go about 3-4 rounds average

✩ Lowkey has a breeding kink I can’t lie.

This has been in my drafts for like 3 months so sorry if some parts are a bit ass 🫶 xoxo

[c0la-queen]

RAGHHHHHHHHH

Could you ever so kind and provide some general dating Headcannons for all the four boys?? 🥺👉👈

Maybe some extra with red leader or someone else if you’re fine with that??? 🥺💜

Mwah mwah you have amazing work <3 /p

Oh my gods I am SO sorry that this is so late!! For some reason, Mr. Tumblr decided not to notify me about your ask?? And then I was at my bestie's house this weekend, so I haven't checked my inbox until now. Begging for your forgiveness rn Anon!!

Also literally kissing you for asking for Red Leader!! Mwah, mwah!!

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Edd

If you are dating Edd... girlie I am so sorry for your sanity.

Don't get me wrong, I love Edd! He was my first Eddsworld love, my pookie bear for real! But he's the biggest bastard of the entire gang and I stand by that.

Calls you dumb pet names to try and make you laugh. Sugar Tits (regardless of gender or lack thereof, might I add), Baby Doll, Sexy.

He WILL grab/slap your ass all the time. Even in public. Only grins when you glare at him.

This man is a horrible influence. It will be so hard to get your shit done if he has decided that you need to be spending time with him. Why worry about work or chores when you could be all cuddled up with him and Ringo on the couch?

Will sulk if you reject his attempts.

If he's trying to get shit done and you're pestering him for attention? He will drop his basket of laundry or the dishes in his hands in a millisecond.

If he's working on a commission or animation, he'll let you sit in his lap in his chair, let you sit all pretty for him while he works. When he finishes, if you've fallen asleep by then -which you usually do - then he'll carefully move you both to his bed and snuggle up to you and take a nap with you.

Speaking of cuddling, he does naturally run hot. Comes with being a big boy <3 But if you don't enjoy that, then he'll use his powers to cool down his skin for you. Anything to keep cuddling!

He also uses his powers whenever possible. Will abuse them without shame. He puts things on the highest shelf, just so you have to him for help. He'll put patches of ice on the floor under your feet, just so he can catch you before you fall (he'll never let you actually get hurt), and uses his super strength to scoop you up randomly and carry you around.

You cannot show your text messages to ANYONE. He will say filthy things, just to fluster you. Horny Bastard. Finds ways to turn even the most mundane conversations into teasing.

He'd do cute couple things with you, like painting together and swapping canvases every 5 minutes. His favorite is going to cat cafes. The cats literally love him, its like he's made of catnip with how they swarm him.

Physical affection is a huge thing with him. Even little touches throughout the day, like ruffling your hair as he passes by, or a big hug from behind while you fix food.

Overall, big teddy bear that just likes to see his darling blush.

Tom

As I've stated in previous works, Tom is a secret romantic.

He's not a traditional romantic like Matt, but he's romantic in his own way.

Likes parallel play a lot. Finds it relaxing to just sit in his room, testing new songs on his bass while you lay on his bed reading a book. Or in your room, lounging on one of your plush beanbag and organizing his Spotify playlists while you fold your laundry.

Dates with him consist of record stores, concerts, and late night walks.

He'll sing for you if you ask him to.

Very down to earth, both as a person and as a boyfriend. If you have problems, he'll listen patiently until you're done, then help you brainstorm solutions. He doesn't downplay or ignore your feelings, but he doesn't jump to emotions like others might.

He tends to sleep in late on his nights off, since he's more of a night owl than anything. You know that, so you've made it a little tradition to fix him coffee around 11. You know exactly how he takes it, and he always thanks you with a kiss on the cheek and a sleepy, mumbled "you're the best."

Very caring. He'll make sure you've eaten and had water. Will usher you to bed if he can see that you're tired, or do your chores for you if you can't do them for whatever reason. If you can't sleep, he'll make you a mug of chamomile tea and sing you a little lullaby.

When it comes to his monster tendencies, he tries to keep you away from it all. He's bitter about what he is, and he thinks that you're better off separated from that side of him.

At the start of relationship, he'd get angry if you tried to push it. He'd snap at you, distance himself, not talk to you for maybe a couple of days. Further on in the relationship, though, if you push the issue and reassure him that you love every side of him, even the monstrous one, then he'd be more willing. Willing to let you in, to let you see that part of him. He'd be nervous about it, but he'd do it because he loves you.

Matt

He is a traditional romantic! His Mama raised him right, and he drinks his Respect Juice.

Makes sure you two have date night at least once every week. Dressing up nice, going out to dinner or a play, taking a walk through the town to wind down the night. Heading back into the house, changing back into comfortable clothes. He'd wipe your makeup off for you, if you wear it.

Absolutely the kind of guy to get down on his knees in front of you and unbuckle/untie your shoes or high heels for you. He's just so devotional.

If, for whatever reason, you guys are unable to have your date night, he'll make it up to you in some way. A bouquet of your favorite flowers sitting on your bed with a little note. A passionate kiss before one of you has to leave the house. A heartfelt love letter sealed with wax.

Makes sure to text you throughout the day with sweet messages. Compliments, "I love you"s, selfies, updates on what is happening at work. Or just reminders that he's thinking of you. Misses you.

Likes to cook meals for you if its just the two of you at home. Breakfast is his forte, but he's not the worst at following a recipe.

Always amazing for advice. He'll let you talk to him while he hugs you from behind. If it's something sad, he might cry. Just the idea of you going through something negative makes him sad, too.

If he doesn't have advice for you, he'd do anything in his power to find someone who does. One of the other roommates, or even his mother, if you're comfortable with it.

Speaking of his mother, she absolutely adores you. Since Matt has such a good relationship with her, he's already told her so much about you. She thinks its wonderful that her baby has fallen in love. After a while, Matt will even bring you along to his lunches with his mother. You two hit it off instantly.

If you're okay with it, then Matt would love to show you off on his social media. He thinks you're so gorgeous, the entire world should know that he managed to land you. Its never anything invasive, and he always gets your permission before he posts things. Blocks any weird or gross comments.

Loves going on shopping dates with you. Most of the time, its at the mall or a mall in a different town, because he loves walking around and window shopping. Occasionally, he'll take you to more expensive stores. It doesn't bother him, he loves spoiling you. No matter where you two are, he'll buy you anything that you want. If you are adamant to spend your own money, he won't put up too much of a fuss, though he does prefer to pay for you.

He'll do that couples trend with you where you find nail polish that matches the other's eye color.

Gift giving is just one of his love languages in general. It makes him so happy to give his loved one things that he bought. For you specifically, he'll also throw in hand made gifts. He may not be the most talented artistically, but he'll stay awake late into the night, sitting on the floor with a YouTube tutorial playing, paper and cardboard scattered around, a pencil between his teeth, paint on his hands and smeared on his cheek. The end result may look a little crude, but he'll still present it to you with pride. And, of course, you always love it.

Tord

Tord is probably the most romantically stunted of the four. Its not that he doesn't love you, far from it really. He just grew up in an environment where love wasn't freely given, and was often limited for appearances.

His father, as the Red Leader, insisted that he keep a professional and feared image. So, Tord never saw him being affectionate with his mother.

It might be hard at first. You'll struggle. You two may fight. But you'll always make up in the end. He'll listen to you, try to understand your point of view.

He's not against physical affection, but he's able to live without it. Will indulge you whenever you ask. If he's busy, which he usually is, he'll let you drape yourself over him from behind while he sits in his chair, letting you rest your cheek on the top of his head and watch him work.

More than anything, his love language is words of affirmation. Despite being a man of few words, he'll always give you praise. He'll make sure you know that you are his, he is yours, and he loves you. Nothing will change that.

Scary dog privilege. He'll always walk just behind you in public, keeping a guiding hand on the small of your back. Stays alert of you surroundings and the people around, so that you don't have to. You don't even have to worry about people approaching you in public. One piercing glare from Tord is enough to deter anyone.

Not the best at giving advice to problems. He'll listen, but sometimes he can't quite understand why something is an issue. Doesn't invalidate your feelings on purpose, it just happens inadvertently at times. Always, ALWAYS apologizes and holds you close when he realizes what he did.

His preferred dates are nights in at home. Cuddled up on the couch with takeout watching shitty rom-coms. Cooking food that he ate growing up in Norway while you sit at the kitchen table watching. Going to the convenience store at midnight to get Ben and Jerry's in the middle of anime binges.

You become his crutch. When he's having bad paranoia on nights that are too quiet, he'll seek you out. Just having you lay in bed with him, warm and solid and breathing, always calms him down.

He will never let you meet his parents. You are one of the very few good things in his life, and he wants to keep that away from his fucked up home life. Might let you meet his little sister, but not for a long time.

Surprisingly, he does tend to talk more when its just the two of you. He allows you into his head, verbalizing his thoughts to you. He'll ramble about his projects, tell you about the history behind his culture, or rant about things that annoy him. Denies it vehemently in front of others.

He is a huge tease, second only to Edd. What's dangerous is how casual he is about it. Loves making you squirm, and he'll never even change his expression. Sometimes he won't even be looking at you, but rest assured that he is swimming in satisfaction over how flustered you are.

Red Leader

I have so many thoughts about him. Oh my lord.

This is going off the scenario where Reader is a Red Army soldier and met him through the army, after the events of The End.

I want to clarify that this is NOT following the events of TBATF!!! This is my own Red Army timeline, what I refer to in my Eddsworld bubble as "The Bad End"

There are two ways that you'd be able to catch Red Leader's attention. Either you are an extremely talented soldier that does well among your peers, enough to earn the praise of your superior officers and eventually Red Leader himself. Or, you were assigned as his personal assistant to help with paperwork and meetings, but you were so good at handling his temper and attitude that he found himself surprised.

The latter of the two is my favorite, so I'll be working under that one.

Before you, Red Leader had been through several assistants. None of them lasted more than a month. By nature, he was a moody, temperamental man. The stress of the army and oncoming war only made that worse. He saw those previous assistants as nuisances, only getting in his way. He would yell at them, berate them, drive them to the brink until they beg Paul and Pat to transfer them.

When they assigned you to him, they expected the same thing to happen. The two even made bets on how long you'd last. On your first day, Red Leader was nasty to you. Gruff and rude. But... you bit back. That took him by surprise. Instead of taking the insult and shuffling out like a puppy with its tail between its legs, you pursed your lips and gave him a stern look and talked to him in a way that nobody dared to. He should've been angry. Should have screamed at you, discharged you from the army in a heartbeat.

Instead, he found that he quite enjoyed it. He enjoyed your spitfire. Not that he'd let you know. He only gave you a noncommittal hum and dismissed you with a wave of his hand. But... he kept you around. Even found excuses for you to come into his office more than necessary. His penchant for teasing came back full force. He'd poke and prod, finding ways to make you react with that fire he so loved.

It takes a long time for him to finally make a move. Probably takes a near-death experience for him, or an injury to you for him to realize that he wants this. He wants a future with you.

At first, he may seem a little cold in public. Not to the degree that his father was - he promised himself that he would never be like his father. Simply a more... professional air about the entire thing. It was more out of anxiety than anything. He didn't want to make you a target, didn't want to cause you to get hurt. As his army grows more powerful and takes over more and more countries, he grows more comfortable with PDA. He knows that when he is the most powerful man in the world, he doesn't have to worry about anyone hurting you.

He would probably treat you more like a spouse than a girlfriend/boyfriend right off the bat. He's older now, thinking more about the future than the present. He already knows that he wants to be with you forever, so why go through the formalities and hassle of dating?

Always makes time for you whenever he can. If he's in a meeting with his generals or another world leader, he'll sneak text messages to you. Doesn't give a shit if he's caught. What are they going to do to him, Red Leader?

If he's cooped up in his office all day, his door is always open to you. Loves having you drop by unannounced to bring him food or coffee. He'll let you climb into his lap while he works, or sit behind him in his chair and cling to him. Even if you're just sitting in a separate chair nearby, working on your own stuff. He's happy.

If you want to continue being a soldier, or his assistant, he'll let you. But he's also perfectly happy to have you simply be his partner and not have a care in the world. You could sit all pretty in his quarters waiting for him to get off duty, or use the time to pursue your own hobbies and interests. As long as you're happy and cared for, it's okay with him.

Spoils you rotten. You're Red Leader's, so of course you only deserve the best things. Anything in the world you want, you only have to ask for it. It's yours. He would raze entire cities just to see you smile.

He does enjoy taking you out on dates. While also spending time with you, he sees it as a way to show you off to the world. Dressing you up in the finest clothes that he got you, the prettiest jewelry that he bought. Taking you to restaurants and operas where everyone can see you hanging on his arm. It makes him puff up with pride.

When the two of you are alone, he's so adoring. Loves snuggling. It's a struggle to convince him to let you out of bed in the mornings, he'll just be clinging to you. If you do somehow manage to escape his grasp, he'll catch you around the waist and drag you back to bed. Won't stop until Paul or Pat message him to get his ass out of bed. He always grumbles about how "it's my damn army, I should get to sleep in as long as I want".

Sometimes, at night, he has pains in his right shoulder, the side where he's burned and amputated. It can range from a dull ache to excruciating pain. On nights that it hurts too much to move, you'll scramble out of bed and get his medication from his nightstand, gently coaxing him to take it. You'll hold him and comfort him until the pain subsides and he falls back asleep.

He doesn't like to talk about it, really. It feels weird, letting anyone see this part of his life. Letting you see his vulnerability. Letting you see him.

But he does.

[aprettysillygoose]

Hi! First time requesting, but I saw your eddsworld post and thought I'd ask! How about Tord and/or Edd with a reader who's goth and brash on the outside but sweet on the inside, like scary dog privilege?

an: absolutely!! thank you for being my first ask, friend!!! :3

cw: cursing, tord being tord

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EDD

- honestly??? he’s a bit intimidated at first glance as well

- moment of realization hits whenever he engages in conversation with you

- thinks you didn’t like him at first because of the way you distance yourself from others

- but it was actually because you couldn’t stand near him without wanting to squeeze him affectionately

- you fell first he fell way harder

- if you do the whole face makeup ordeal then he finds it cool as fuck, good on you!!

- has asked you if you’d do it for him, in which you happily obliged

- took so many pictures

- when or if you start dating, he stays up at night wondering how he bagged an absolute goddess like you

- if anyone of his line of sight even snickers at your choice of style, then he’s on their ass, even if you can handle it

- same goes the other way

- he doesn’t really get made fun of in the first place, but when he does, said bully is almost immediately frightened at the sight of you

- “excuse me sir, they asked for NO pickles!” “edd seriously it’s fine.”

- most definitely draws you 24/7

- makes sure you know how gorgeous you are every minute of the day

- buys you makeup and / or clothes you like

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TORD

- didn’t really mind your style, thought it was pretty cool

- honestly had no idea how to talk to you, since you either avoided him like the plague, or you glared at him ( you do this to everyone you don’t know , he’s a little stupid )

- it dawned on him when he FINALLY got to talk to you

- feels a bit bad for making you uncomfortable , no matter how many times you say it’s fine

- when your friendship is more established, he definitely teases you for how soft spoken you are

- got in trouble for calling you emo, was forced to listen to every sub-style between goth and emo

- when or if you start dating, he’s definitely way more lewd towards you

- calls you his “goth mommy” as a joke, cracks him up every time

- if you don’t like those things then he’ll definitely stop

- in general he loves you and your style, does the same as edd and buys you everything he can get his hands on

- wants you to do his makeup how you do but doesn’t know how to ask

- same as edd, will stare at anyone who laughs at you

- says corny shit in norwegian i stand by this

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heya!!! this was my first request, so i apologize if its not the best !! :(( i adore this idea though and once again sorry if i butchered it 💔

[miffysstash]

Hi Miffy! I hope you’re doing well! Could you write hcs of Edd and Tord with a super girly s/o? She wears pink and glittery makeup and is super bubbly! I’m sorry if this is too specific. Thank you so much if you do this request! 💖

hai coco!!! im a huge fan of your work, ty for your request!!! ^~^

hope you enjoy, sorry if it’s a bit short and rambly, but i had fun with this one!!!

eddsworld/reader | edd and tord with a girly!s/o

Edd:

- Edd loves you so much, seriously.

The fact you’re so bubbly and girly makes his heart soar, he loves seeing you so happy while expressing yourself.

- He’ll buy you stuff whenever he goes out, even trying to buy you any glittery makeup he can get his hands on.

- He studies what brands you use and everything, only the best for his girl!

- He now thinks green goes so well with pink, to the point he’ll buy pink trinkets for his room because they remind him of you.

- Like he has a hello kitty plush he bought above his desk that he likes to look at while he works, snickering to himself as his cheeks turn pink.

- He loves doing skin routines with you, now he knows why Matt does them all the time!

-He will let you do a bit of makeup on him if you want to for practice!

- Overall, one might think that he wouldn’t like a super girly s/o (so did he at first).

- But the man fell for you. Hard. And he lives every part of you.

Tord:

- Oh he adores it.

- Loves seeing you all dolled up, and seeing you so happy is a plus.

- (If you have days where you aren’t all dressed up, he loves it too ofc).

- Loves to go shopping with you, and is a total pushover when it comes to you.

- “Oooo, Tord look at these cute shoes!”

- He buys them in a matter of minutes, no matter the price.

- Of course, you tell him he doesn’t need to do that but seeing your eyes light up as he presents them to you. God, he can’t help it.

- No amount of money can compare to that.

- Loves showing you off to his friends, like “Ooo I have an amazingly cute girlfriend and you don’t, haha!”

- Like Edd, he loves to buy things that remind him of you. but is more secretive about it.

- Has a shelf in his closet full of pink things that he likes to sift through from time to time.

- From Hello Kitty to Barbie merchandise, he’s running out of shelf space to put everything and he refuses to get rid of anything.

- He even bought your favorite perfume scent and sometimes sprays it on his belongings like his pillow to hold during the nights you aren’t there with him.

- Lord help this man, he’s fallen too hard for you.

[frango-maconheiro]

take the lil' leaf away before it falls on his face

[fanged-fanfics]

Hellooooo :3

If it’s alright could I ask for Tord x reader headcanons like the one you did for Edd and poly Eddsworld? Thank you 😊

☆ Red Hearts and Memories — Tord x Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ�� You knew of Tord when he was first around the main trio, but you didn't really know much about him back then. He was nice enough for you to get along, but you hadn't interacted much outside of some spare conversations and hijinx joining

ᯓᡣ𐭩 When he came back around later, you clicked a whole lot better. He was an inviting person to be around for all his charm and friendly disposition, it became easy to ask him to tag along for basically anything, and before long you two were inseparable

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Tord tends to be just a hint unsettling at times with his somewhat-evil laughs and mysterious plotting, but honestly after zombies in a theme park and several crazy adventures, you didn't clock it as anything too out of the ordinary. Besides, he tells you everything, it's probably fine... probably

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He primarily shows his love through little jabs. Small, harmless jokes and pranks are his most common ways of picking at you a bit, insisting that it's just him trying to catch up for lost time (you certainly get the ones that are much easier than what Tom gets)

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He can get pretty passive-aggressive when upset, but if you call him out, he'll lose the attitude. He doesn't know why at first, but the idea of you being mad at him makes him feel uneasy, so he tries to conduct himself at least a little better

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He prefers to build you gifts rather than buy them, using his knowledge of mechanics to make little trinkets and items that you could know came straight from his hard work. He gets a little flustered if you compliment the handiwork, though he tries not to let it show

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Prone to casual displays of PDA. Stuff like a hand in your pocket or around the shoulders, something that might seem casual initially but still carries a display that you're his partner

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He tells you how much he missed you in your time apart every once in a while. He says it to Edd and Matt pretty regularly, but when speaking with you, especially in private, it carries a sort of vulnerability weight to it. Coupled with the way he tends to gravitate to your side, you can tell he really means it

[iloveyousomuchxoxoxo]

Hey there! I saw ya post and uh wondered if I could request Tom smut.

A one shot where reader and Tom sorta hate eachother but always have this sexual tension, and one day when the group was bored and decided to host a "party" (it was js them watching movies and not really paying attention to it with junk food and soft drinks)

After Edd n Matt go to bed Reader and Tom are left Drunk outta their minds, so yknow they decided to start insulting each other but Tom accidentally lets his real feelings slip and called Reader Hot or smth and they start uh doin the thingy yknow. Sorry if this is long

Fem reader if that's alright! Also I'm sorry if this is too specific but can reader also be around Tom's height? Thanks!

| " Hate and lust are so similar "

AUGH I LOVE THIS??? Sorry it took me so long to see this-- been without a monitor for a little while. Hope you like this! NSFW ;; MDNI !! Tom x FEM!Reader ( P in v, switch!Tom + Switch!Reader, degrading + praise, hate sex(? Maybe?), hair pulling, drunk sex ) okay so this has been ROTTING IN MY DRAFTS FOREVER,,,, and i dont have the motivation to continue it so im posting it as is, if people like it i'll probably finish it

Tom, with his weird black eyes, ugly brown hair, and a smile that made you weak in the knees with.. disgust. You hated him, really. Hated him so much. Though you didn't know much about Tord (you had moved in after the mysterious Norge left), you could understand why he supposedly hated him.

And Tom hated you, too! So it was justified.

"..Ugh, fine." You groaned at Matt, who was stood in front of you, bright eyes sparkling as he had been begging you to get out of your room to hangout with everyone. Including Tom. But, he had promised free drinks.

"Great!" Matt exclaimed, grabbing your hand and dragging you excitedly to the living room. Whoa, Matt and Edd had gone all out, huh? The table was filled to the brim with an assortment of snacks, and beverages, both alcoholic, and regular.

When your eyes settled on the familiar brunette, you felt a pang of annoyance hit you. To be honest, you had forgotten Tom would be here too.

"Oh, great," Tom's voice drawled out, "the local douche is here. Y'not gonna ruin this for all of us, right?" A sigh emerged from Edd, and Matt rolled his eyes. You weren't as amused as Tom seemed to be.

"I should be asking you that, fuckass," you countered in a huff, walking to the very opposite side of the couch and plopping down.

Despite the few quarrels between Tom and yourself, the night had been going surprisingly well! You and Tom had even agreed on something; choice of drink. Smirnoff. It was obvious, you two were clearly drunk off your asses.

"Shouldn't you.. slow down?" Matt offered meekly, brows furrowing. You scoffed loudly, flinging your arms up. "At least drink some water, Y/N!" he demanded, thrusting a bottle of water at you.

With some argument you took the water and downed around half of it. Then chased it with another shot. Matt, clearly frustrated, stormed off. He tended to get pissy when he wasn't listened to, after all. Edd called out to Matt, before following, leaving Tom and you alone. What would usually be your worst nightmare.

But tonight it seemed.. different.

"Ain't Matt such a buzz kill?" you asked Tom, laughing. A chuckle escaped the brit and he nodded, "Always and forever." The two of you cracked up in laughter.

Then, Tom's face turned sour, as if he had tasted something foul. "Shu-- shut up! Yer' laugh is so annoying." You were taken aback, your expression turning less than happy as well. "Excuse me?"

"You heard me, Y/N! Your voice is annoying, every'hing about you s'annoying!" He threw his arms up, as if to somehow make his point more convincing. "So I'm annoying? At least I don't look like a freak!"

The two of you shot back and fourth insults at each other.

"Well-- well YOU sound stupid, stuttering all the time!" You hissed, scowling at Tom, lips curled in a sneer. Did Tom tend to stutter? Not exactly, but sometimes when it was just you too, he'd slip up over his words.

"It's not my fault you're so hot!" He countered, before stopping, going bright red.

You weren't sure if it was the drinks getting to you, or the fact your heart skipped a beat when he had said that-- but you felt an odd feeling collecting at your core. "..You think m'hot?" You asked as carefully as you could.

Shamefully, Tom nodded.

With rather quick movements, you found yourself on Tom's lap, peering down at him expectantly. "Holy fuck-!" He gasped, hands instinctively flying out to grab hold of your waist. "Did you really mean it? Or-- or was it the.. y'know," you nodded towards the empty cans lying around.

A small huff escaped Tom, and he leaned forward, pressing his lips against yours. Deciding that, 'what the hell, I've already come this far', you immediately kissed back, your hands resting themselves on Tom's face. You felt the brit's teeth nip at your lower lip- silently asking for permisson.

You hummed against his lips, not opening your mouth in the slightest. This seemed to annoy him, and his hand snaked around to your back, sliding down ever so slowly. He squeezed hard on the plush of your ass and it caused your breath to hitch, a small gasp escaping you as your back arched.

Tom took the opportunity and shoved his tongue into your mouth, his hands letting up their tight grip on you slightly. After a bit of tongue wrestling, you eventually began to feel something poke at you from underneath.

When you pulled away from Tom, a small string of saliva connected your lips, and the sight made the thing poking you become harder. A grin spread across your face, and you rolled your hips ever so slightly. "Y-- Y/N!" Tom gasped, his hips bucking up slightly, thrusting against you.

Feigning innocence, you cocked your head to the side and raised an eyebrow. "What?" Tom whined as you continued to roll your hips on him, his hips rutting up for any sort of friction on his aching member. He didn't care what stimulation or friction it was-- he just needed something. Anything.

"Quit teasing me, fuckin' whore.." he murmured, clenching onto your ass tightly. You chuckled, shaking your head. "I dunno, your pretty mean to me-- a lot."

Typically you assumed you'd be disgusted at the idea of doing anything like this with Tom of all people.. but the way he looked up at you, his boner rubbing up against you, expression glazed with need, and lust; it made you want him, badly. Feeling your resolve buckle, you swiftly made to unzipping Tom's pants- an action that clearly surprised the drunk.

[stela20]

I'm sorry if my English is not good, I use Google Translate

This is my story from the Quotev website, so I wanted to write it and publish it here, but enjoy ❤

Tom's pov

Tom: y/n I will go and get some things and I will come back. Do you need anything?

y/n: No thank you, bye ❤

Y/n's pov

Tom and I have been together for a very long time and I remember the first time I met Tom we were in elementary school ❤

flash back

It was my first day in primary school. I was walking alone in recess, and I was discovering the school, and suddenly I heard the sound of very beautiful music. It was the sound of a guitar. I followed the sound of the music and found a boy with spiky blond hair and completely black eyes, and he had a small stuffed teddy bear next to him.

y/n: mmm hello

Tom nervously: What… Mmm, hello

y/n: Your playing is very beautiful, I loved it ❤

Tom: Really….thank you….yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

y/n: My name is y/n and you?

Tom: Tom

y/n: You are so amazing Tom, can you play more ❤

Tom enthusiastically: Okay for that ✌🏻

Tom started playing more and the tune was so wonderful ❤

y/n: wow that was amazing 👏🏻

Tom: Thank you

y/n: Why were you nervous when I entered you?

Tom: I am afraid of people saying that my playing is very bad, and I thought you were one of them

y/n: Why don't you be silly, your playing is so amazing, I loved it ❤ In the future you will be a skilled player ❤

Tom: Really thank you….How about we be friends?

y/n: Really well, I'm your friend now ❤

Tom: That's great, and now I'm going to introduce you to Ed, Matt, and Tord

y/n: who are they?

Tom: My friends will love you very much. Just come with me

Tom held my hand and introduced me to Ed, Matt, and Tord, and we all became friends to this day ❤

End flashback

Wow, how time passed so quickly….. The important thing is that after time has passed, I have come to love Tom very much in everything. I hope that he will be my lover one day ❤

Tom's pov

When I saw y/n for the first time, I loved her very much, and because of her I became a famous guitar player. She always encourages me, and when I am in a competition, she is always by my side, and when I practice and she hears my tune, she tells me what is bad and what is good ❤ How much I love this girl….. I am now preparing a song for her, and it will be for her only. I will express my love for her….. Now that I have finished everything, I will now call her and tell her to come ❤

y/n: Hi Tom

Tom: Hello y/n, I want you to come. I’m working on a new song. I want you to tell me what you think ❤

y/n: I'm coming, but where are you?

Tom: In the place where I train quickly ❤

y/n: okay

After 15 minutes and y/n poured

y/n: Tom, I'm sorry for the delay

Tom: It's okay, just sit down. I want to tell you something

y/n: ok what is it

Tom: This song is for you only, y/n. I will let the song express my feelings towards you, my beautiful, and I want you to sing with me and tell me your feelings towards me ❤

the song : https://youtu.be/D00cP0DBMjQ?si=LHzqhg0l-iJxcjJg

Tom: I love you y/n 💙 y/n how cute you are I hope we can sing together every day at night and sunrise 💕💞🌺 and create our own band 💙✌🏻 I love you y/n 💗 I will be with you no matter what 💞

y/n: Tom, I can't believe this. I love you too, Tom ❤

Me and y/n hugged each other out of hate and he gave me a kiss that was as sweet as her and since then me and y/n have achieved all our goals and we will never be apart. I love you y/n I will be with you no matter what happens 💞 ❤❤❤

❤ The end ❤

[x-junwrites-x]

HELLO!!! based on ur most recent Edd request, can i request something similar but with tom and/or tord?

Hi Anon,

It might not be the same playful vibe as the one with Edd, but I think anything with Red Leader needs a little more;)

Enjoy!

-Jun

Early Mornings

Tord(Red Leader) x Reader Fluff

Tw: mentions of previous burn scars

You woke slowly, feeling sluggish in the early morning of the day. You had settled onto your right side before you woke up, gripping the bedsheet as you stretched your arms out over the bed. You moaned slightly, humming as an arm wrapped around your middle. Despite the early time that you didn’t like waking up at, this was usually the time Tord got up for work. A hand smoothed over the warm skin under your sleep shirt, the Norwegian’s nose burying into the back of your neck. Surprisingly he kept still instead of rolling out of bed with a kiss. You waited a few seconds, expecting him to stir again but being surprised at the light snore he let out in your ear. You stifled a noise, moving an arm to caress his side as his front was pressed against your back. He usually never cuddled this much in the mornings, so you weren’t complaining.  

His puffs of breath tickled the back of your neck the longer you laid there, making you squirm away from him. 

“Don’t leave.” He croaked out roughly, making you turn your head to look over your shoulder at him. His eye was still closed, brows pinched together. A frown tugged at his lips, only being soothed when you ran a hand over his cheek as you turned around in his hold. 

“Hey, I’m not leaving,” You said softly, moving to place a kiss over the crease in his brow. It eased significantly as you ran your fingers through his dusty blond hair. The hand that was around your waist, smoothed over your skin as he moved back from being plastered against you. You missed his warmth as he moved enough to look at you. His silver eye traced over the features of your face for a second before he was leaning in to give you a peck on the lips.

“You ok?” You asked after a second, knowing that he usually wasn’t this affectionate right off the bat in the morning. He nodded shortly, nuzzling into the hand that was resting against his cheek.

“Mareritt.” He murmured into the quiet between you two. Your eyes softened, moving close to leave another kiss to his forehead. 

“I’m here, you’re ok.” You assured him quietly, smoothing a thumb over the skin just below his left eye. His sleep patch was removed from over his right eye gently, he watched silently-almost reverently-as you turned slightly to place it on the nightstand.

“Jeg elsker deg.” He whispered, reaching for your hand as you moved to lay back down comfortably on your side. You gave him a small smile, bringing his hand up to your lips.  You kissed his knuckles, taking care to kiss over the bruised skin lightly. Most days he came back unscathed, but some days were worse than others.

“Come back to me in one piece today.” You said to him, seeing the way his silver eye flashed in recognition. 

“As much of me as I can bring back.” He let out a huff. You rolled your eyes, smile tugging at your lips.

“Alright, Red Leader.” You teased, earning a nip to your own knuckle as he laced your fingers together in his hold. 

“Careful, I may not be so gentle with the rest of you later.” He replied, smirk playing over his mouth as you heated up at the idea.

“Only if you get home at a good time.” You shot back, making him groan.

“Only for you.” Tord answered, starting to sit up. Your eyes followed him, watching in appreciation as the covers slipped from his chest. The scars adorning his body looked faint in the early light of the morning. Adorning the planes of muscle carefully sculpted through years of training and fighting. For everything he’s ever wanted to build for you and him. An empire. 

You were about to say something before he leaned down, tipping your chin up with a finger and kissing you on the mouth again. You hummed into it, feeling him nip your bottom lip as he pulled back. 

“Du har mitt hjerte.” You said to him as he began moving out of the bed. He smiled, something small and quiet. The scars on the right side of his face stretched slightly as he did so. 

“I know.” He turned around, giving you his back. You saw burn scars and the small ones that were left behind from that one time with his friends from his past on his side as he lifted his arms up to stretch his shoulders. He sighed as he leaned to grab his robotic arm from next to the night stand. You closed your eyes as you heard it click, knowing the way it perfectly aligned onto the divot of his arm. 

Tord moved to the wardrobes around the room, piecing together his uniform one by one. Piecing together his armor for the day. Until he turned back around to you, catching sight of the wide look.

“What?” He asked, shifting as he fit his boots on. The high collar of his jacket feathered over his cheekbone before he moved back to look at you.

“Just you.” You breathed. The Red Leader was standing in your room. “Tord Larsson.” You hummed. 

“Just to you.” He responded back, moving to your side on the bed. You leaned back, tracing over all of him. He seemed so powerful. “Stay out of trouble.” He murmured, leaning down to give you one more kiss before he was leaving the room.

You watched as he left before your head hit the pillows again. What a morning.

[wh01s-isabela]

I hardly see headcanons about the EW characters as dads so...

Here's a little thing

(This was not proofread and english it's not my first language!)

For me, Edd is a certified dad person in any way possible. He actually is responsible and chill in a good balance. Oh.. And the dad jokes.. Don't even get me started.

He's the super supportive but kinda embarrassing type of dad. He's gonna make you embarrassed on public. On purpose. And gonna be so fucking smug about it. (He's not too mean tho! My boy doesn't want his baby sad or uncomfortable!)

This man is all cutie patootie with his kid, tries to make the best relationship humanly possible. If he's noticing signs that something's off than he will sit and talk about whatever is going on. Talking about.. Well, TALKING, I think he likes to chat with his kid, maybe create jokes and be inventive in general. He has to stimulate his child's imagination!

You guys are wearing silly daughter/son and dad t-shirts. No questions asked

Secretly trying to induce his child to appreciate cola like him since the womb...

If his child likes pepsi or diet cola he's FLABBERGASTED. BETRAYED. HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL THE SACRIFICES HE'D DONE FOR YOU!??

Basically will playfully rival you a little, always scoffing if you're drinking or buying those drinks

Probably if he had to go to his kid's school on Profession Day, and all that bullshit, he would be bullied for being an artist and making commissions/graphic design. Picture one little girl that has a police officer dad or some cool shit, saying to his kid like "my mom said that only slobs turn hobby's into work"

Punch this kid.

Because when he shows his work the other children are like :0

He wouldn't be the type of dad to scream or beat his kid. More like the "go sit in the corner and think about what you did" type of dad. Grounding is also an option

But oh Don't get this guy here mad because oh god is genuinely frightening. Serious mode is on and all.

If his child give him a drawing of him, a crooked flower, A cat that looks like a rock or whatever, THAT SHIT IS GOING TO THE FRIDGE. He so proud that this grow ass man is sobbing like a baby

If his kid asked the one million dollar question: "how babies are made" he'll sigh deeply and say "when two people love each other very very much..." Or "the stork" or basically any crazy thing that makes you satisfied.

If his kid is being bullied be prepared cuz he's going to fight a 6 years old and lose

If his child starts dating he's mostly chill. But still keeping an eye on the person they're dating to see if they're not bad company

He makes his child go out and touch some grass but his healthy attempts stop there. Because he's a little irresponsible on the food and drink aspect so the reader will have to take care of that, to prevent your kid from getting diabetes or smth

He's always trying to come up with something exciting on the weekends, be it a trip or a gourmet dinner of sorts

Now, I if I had to choose if Edd would be a girl dad or a boy dad, I'd say... Both

Honestly he fits so lovely with both genders of baby, and I don't think he would particularly have a preference

As for number, I think his limit would be three. And the child would most likely not be planned, but I'm not so sure on that hc I'll have to think about it a little more sry

In the end of the day, he just wants to be the coolest and most amazing dad possible or die trying

(Please don't-)

Now speaking of Tom... It's difficult

He's not OPPOSED to the idea but.. You sure you want to have a real baby with HIM?

He might want to sit down and talk, after all, raising a child is not like just buying a shoe or something. He might need a little time to think about it

Tho, he also can't help but feel a little intrigued. He has never been the dad type but.. The idea kinda of makes he feels fuzzy inside. If he's 100℅ sure then he will be chill about it

Ok let's get into the child part

He's the type to think he will be awful as a dad, but end up being really good. Not perfect. But good enough.

He has quite the troubled childhood so he wants his child to rely on him, to know he's there to protect them and will never go away.

He normally takes most things seriously but when he's a father? My man does not play

He's actually pretty good at handling kids. Ofc he's got a temper but he's so used to his friends shenanigans and all the stressing stuff that he has built a tolerance to not snap all the time.

It takes a lot to get him on blind rage, but if his child manage to do that. Well, he'll scream.. Sorry it might startle the poor kid but he'll apologize afterwards. I also don't think he would NOT beat his child. He never got this treatment as a kid and he doesn't think it's necessary. The last thing he wants for his kid is a childhood with pain

His punishments are like doing chores, grounding and that stuff

In the baby phase, oh he will take SO MANY PHOTOS. Nothing convinces me otherwise. He naturally loves photography, so taking pictures of his little bundle of joy? Sign him up

Imagining him putting checkered stuff on his kid. A little checked hat, some cute checkered glasses for the beach, checkered tiny shoes...

I think he would gift his child the Tommee bear. I thinks this little bear has kind of the pass to generation thing. If he has another kid he would tell the older one to give the younger one the plush.

If his kid wants to learn how to play the bass, he's hyped. His kid will have a strong liking to music naturally. He'll be impressively patient with the child, repeating the chords how many times is necessary for them to get it

If his kid got into a fight, he will act all worried and checking them up but then will throw "did you win?" Then proceed to give them a long ass scolding lecture

He'll teach his kid self defense. Physically and verbally. Not how to curse but how to win or be aloof in a argument. It end up with his kid throwing sarcastic shit at their teachers

Just picture the scene: his child entering in his car after he received the news that his child got a Warning. When questioning them, they explain:

Kid: don't get mad okay..?

Tom: I won't. Now tell me, why did you got a warning?

Kid: okay so.. I was in class and we were having math lessons. The teacher asked what's 8 x 5, and I answered 40

Tom: that's right. But why did you got a warning then?

Kid: it wasn't because of that. After that she asked me what's 5 x 8.

Tom: it's the same shit.

Kid: that's what I said!

Tom: huh?

Kid: the teacher asked what's 5 x 8 and I said it's the same shit. That's why I got a warning!

Tom: .... *proceeds to laugh his ass off*

Ahem, ahem anyways

He would probably try making his child hate Christmas too

Like, saying santa claus eats children and transforms them in presents and shit

He's a menace and it's giving his kid nightmares

In the morning of the Christmas eve, reader will find their little kid soaking the three with gasoline while holding matches

They probably damaged those animatronic santas who play trumpet at the store's doors. And cried or attacked the shopping center santa while sitting on his lap. If they even have the courage to

Santa: what's your Christmas wish little girl/boy?

Kid: that you die! *proceeds to run crying for Tom and reader*

He probably tries to get his child's language on line but, they got this sailor inside them sometimes. Genetics I guess.

Like:

Kid: oh shit-

Tom: hey, watch your fucking language.

Reader: *burying their face in their hands groaning*

Tom is the "I support the current thing" dad. He will support whatever his child is liking (if is legal ofc) even if is a little weird.

When his kid started dating this would go to ways. If is a boy, he's chill but warning them to not fuck anything up and treat their partner well. If it's a girl, oh boy, protective dad mode. Only in the beginning tho. If he sees the person it's nice and safe, and his kid it's happy than he will be more chill about it. But don't even try sneak up or make out on his watch. No one touches his little girl like that. But again, after a while he's pretty casual about it like.. Really.

*person the kid's dating bringing a drink to them*

Kid: no chocolate? No plushies? No blanket?

*person proceeds to bring everything they want*

Kid: thanks

Person: no head?

Kid: *glare at them looking at Tom, that's literally sitting on the couch reading next to them*

Tom: they got a point tho...

Again with the million dollar question: "how babies are made", I think Tom would say something like "babygun" (tomska reference-) or he would shrug and left the kid frustrated without answers OR the classic "go ask your mom/dad". Not because he's nervous or out of answer ideas, no, it's because he wants to see how you'll explain it. He'll have fun.

I think after meeting and marrying reader after a while, He would quit drinking so much. I mean, he doesn't have a reason to do it so often now isn't it. And don't come at me with drunk aggressive dad Tom headcanons I don't wanna hear 😭

I have the feeling his child would have a little bit of his monster genetics. Maybe lots of it, maybe less. But they would. And when he finds out GOD calling him worried is a statement. You had never seen the man so out of his element. He feels a little guilty too

Which leans to more angst because I have the feeling he knew before the child was born because of the appointments and check ups. Something was off. And the labor was quite difficult.

He basically tries to be present and helpful to his child in a whole

Now about gender, I think he would be a girl dad. No questions asked. But he doesn't have a preference, whatever comes it's k.

And the number, in the start he just want one. Principally after your difficult labor. But with some coaching he might reluctantly accept another one. But that's enough, no more. He wouldn't forgive himself if something happened with you or the fetus.

The baby would be planned

He's a good dad, believe it or not. He just need some learning to. In the end of the day, he just wants to protect his kid and make their life happy and healthy

Matt... Oh Matt..

He's the certified perfect dad material

He would spoil his child SO FRICKING much

In his defense, his kid needs to look pretty all the time!

Will buy tons of cute baby clothes, making people stop in the streets to say "omg your kid's so adorable!" And he will be so smug and proud about it

In his home, praising is a rule. So expect this child to have an amazing self-esteem (I'm jealous). He will always make sure his kid feels amazing and bonita! Because they are! ❤

His kid may grow a little entiled and bratty, and he has to count on reader to put them in line because my boy does not know how to scold a child properly

Again, he wouldn't beat his kid. He would have to rely on reader on the grounding part because in his childhood, he was never actually grounded or punished, his mother always patted his head.

He encourages his kid to express themselves with hair, clothes, makeup, whatever gender they are. His child is a mini diva

He's the type of dad that when his child gains a low score at a final, he just pats their head and say "oh that's not good sweetheart. You must be sad, let's go get ice cream!"

When his child come back to school, he immediately wants to hear any gossip going on. School gossip is the juiciest!

When his baby had its first loud as cry (aside from the ones in the hospital) he would genuinely start crying loudly too without knowing what do to and his child would stop mid tantrum to look at him like "🤨 bro"

If his child started dating HE'S SO EXCITED. So proud his kid is catch like him. But about the person they're dating.. He would be suspicious, asking lots of questions and even making a quiz for them to prove they're worthy of dating his beautiful baby child!

A funny thing is that if the kid's friend or classmates had saw a photo or Matt himself, a couple of them would be simpin on the ginger. Lol and this might stand even on high school. They friends will go like "hey step son/daughter" "bestie would it be crazy if I said your dad's kinda-"

Friend: hey (kids name), how's your dad?~

Kid*frowning*: incredibly married.

Friend: aw, still? God dang it-

Matt it's a good dad tho that's for sure. He just needs to be more firm

Maybe the child might be a half-vampire too!

In that case, at night they would go flying together as bats in a son/daughter and father bonding <3

He's those dads that styles their kids hair for school like they are a princess/prince

Cutest kid on kindergarten, I swear

MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION AGAIN 🗣️🗣️

He would probably answer with things like "*pats head* you'll learn when you're older sweetie" or "i put a little seed on your mothers belly, that seed grow and then unbuttoned on a beautiful flower. You!" (I put mother but it can be gender neutral somehow)

When Matt pleads for something, he does puppy eyes since he was little. His child has the same habit. Reader is fed up in the supermarket while their kid and their grown-ass husband are giving them a puppy look to make them buy more candy/cereal/or literally anything

Not everyone might have this bless, but Matt can be a good listener. Especially to his precious one. Not the most gracious with coherent words but very good at physical comforting

If his child got excluded, bullied or picked on, he will call the kid and their parents and literally GO FOR THEIR NECKS (vampire joke not intended but oh well-). ROAST. COOK. THEM

If his child got into a fight he will be running at them on lightspeed and jump on them, grabbing their face and looking around it saying "is your face okay!?"

His kid would have like, a pile- no. A mountain- nah. A TSUNAMI of toys, stuffed animals, dolls, you name it. He love giving his child lots of things they probably won't need

His kid is popular. If not, don't worry you'll get there someday! Your #1 cheerdad is rooting for you!!

Even with all the spoiling, his kid would eat impressively healthy. Despite Matt being spoiled himself, I think he doesn't got a childish appetite. Not now at least, since he calculated that eating healthily would make him more youthful and pretty.

But oh beware with that baby on his clumsy hands... He had lost your child more than four times by simply looking away for a second.

This baby would be gladly planned

Now, about the gender, I think Matt would prefer a girl. Shoo you stinky boyz. Jk

But he's more in sync with his feminine side. Which isn't a surprise because he masters girl talk, and it's the best boy friend to rely on when your besties are unavailable

Tho he's not opposed to a boy. Ofc not!

But nothing, NOTHING can convince me otherwise. Matt would be a twin girl dad. Hear me out

He and his two little princesses

My heart is melting aa-

Ahem, about number, I think he's limit would be three or four. I feel like he would like a big family.

Matt is such a pookie dad in the end of the day. He gots its flaws but he's learning! And your kid might be a little spoiled but they're surely happy and healthy as you. Ah what a silly loving family indubitably.

So uhhh... Now I was supposed to make Tord's part but it's late and I'm running out of ideas so... Maybe keep it for a next time or part 2? Probably won't happen because like, literally two to four people see what I post so.. That's it, thanks for reading! 💞💞

[velvet-wishes-candy-dreams]

Could I get some headcanons for the eddsworld boys with a submissive s/o (gender neutral pronouns plz) who's into petplay and the boys reactions to their s/o telling them about their kink for the first time

Rubbing my palms with malicious intent as I'm writing thissss, it's been a while since I've written anything saucy and I'm ready to serve!! May or may not be indulging in some hidden fantasies of mine that I just can't wait to exploit!! (＾་།＾) It's about time since I popped this blogs NSFW request cherry~

Warnings: NSFW ASK!! THIS IS SOME NASTY STUFF!! ALL WILL BE UNDER READ MORE!! Petplay, Nasty Talk To Give It A Layer Of Spice, Specific Roles Mentioned For Each One, Degrading + Rough Stuff For Tord's Area, Use Of They/Them and You/Your/Yours/Etc. Gender: Gender Neutral

Edd

"Y-You're what..?!"

Surprisingly, albeit extremely flustered upon request, Edd was someone who was instantly into the idea when you first brought it up to him.

Now, he's not as much as an undercover pervert as you'd think; it was just easy to get into the mindset since he already compliments your features, somehow always being catlike. Whether it's from your eyes, the way you bonked your head on him for attention, or the way you'd stretch, how your rear swayed as your walk...

Of course, he'd never point it out!! But that didn't stop the gears in his partners head from turning...

So it's no wonder he adjusted so quickly, and saw you as his pretty kitty~

Of course, he'd sheepishly try to accommodate to your desires, doing some...research, as well as getting things to help with keeping the idea in mind; you'll never forget the shy, flushed look on his face after wordlessly showing you how he got you a beautiful green collar, with a small "Edd's Kitten" engraved on the silver tag.

But to say he was into it was a huge understatement.

Any time he knew that his partner was in that certain mood, he'd come back home after grabbing something quick at the store and just embrace them, a breathless "There's my pretty kitty.." being whispered out. This was all the warning they needed before they're on their knees, looking up at Edd with those longing eyes as he'd gently get their collar in place around their neck.

It was those moments, really, where you'd see a different side to Edd. He was more primal, and took plenty risks in the means to treat you in the way you deserved. His rewards were always the best, punishments only feeling as if it were a rewards.

Even without fully registering it, the brunette would have a harder time with keeping his hands to himself in the moment; often running his fingers through your hair, letting his hand rub soothing circles from your shoulders to the small of your back, all while cooing his affections and praises for being such a good kitty for him, always willing to please.

Especially when he's got you sitting between his legs, hands on the back of your head while yours rest on his thighs as he gently guides your mouth to slobber and drool all over his shaft.

Is definitely someone who you wouldn't expect to become extremely bold when it mattered. It never fails to send butterflies fluttering to the stomach when his finger would hook under the collar before you could even react, getting up close and personal as he'd mutter the filthiest things for only the two of you to hear.

However, most of those big talks of a 'punishment' become long forgotten the longer you bounce on his cock, causing the poor guy to melt into a uncontrollable mess as his hands wander your body, leaving various marks you can fondly look back on from the amount of times he'd nibble into your shoulder or neck to hold back his noises.

"F-Fuuuck, so good..! S-Such a good kitten..MY precious kitty...! Hnghh, y-you're so perfect, love..!"

But he's not completely helpless...The moment your hips even stutter for a moment, Edd will quickly take the opportunity to push you back down into the cushions, gushing about how cute it was for you to try to take control; allowing you to wrap your arms and legs around him as you melt deeper and deeper into that sweet, little subby space that he loves to spoil you in.

....There was only one time, though, that this little kink between you two got out of hand. All because he made the mistake of calling out for Ringo when he couldn't find her on that one particular day that she was hiding while his other roommates were around.

How was he supposed to know that not only would she pop up around the corner, but you'd follow soon after when he lovingly called out "Hereeee, kitty kitty...Where's my sweet kitty at?"?

Which would have been something he would laugh at...if his companions weren't in the same room as the three of you during it. Which, of course, garnered mixed reactions; including hysterical laughter from the one in the red hoodie, furious yells of disgust and annoyance from the one in the blue hoodie, and straight up confusion of what was so crazy to cause a reaction like this from the one in the purple hoodie.

Matt

"Oh? Oh!! Oh.. Oh..."

It may or may not had taken a bit of educating to get Matt to fully understand the whole kink in itself. Sometimes, you'd think you finally gotten it through to him; which of course he'd be the cause of by nodding his head constantly as you explained it...before he'd hit you with a single "Ohhh...I don't get it."

However, once the lightbulb finally went off in his brain, the thought did get him a lot more flustered than he expected it to.

Though, he's nothing if he's not a showman; and when he gets into it, he can really commit to the role of being his partners owner.

So it's no wonder when the redhead went out of his way to dress his partner up! He may be consumed with his looks constantly, but that just means his little bunny's looks must be to the nines.

Even as a dom, he acts more like a spoiled prince, which works out well in your favor as he gets to order you around.

Some nights, Matt would have you laying across his lap, letting you fall back in the pillow placed kindly under your head while you cry out as his fingers skillfully toy with you. And if that night, he chooses to collar you up, he'll use the ring of it to yank your head back towards him so you can look him deep in the eyes when you finally cum, that smug grin on his face as he studies the way your face contorts in pleasure.

Other nights, he'll have you on your knees before him, using a leash if needed to drag you closer as he trains your throat to take every inch of his cock; cause good pets have to prove they're worthy to get on the bed.

"Ohh, look at you..! Aren't you such a good little bun-bun for me, hmm? Y-Yeahhh, fuck..-!, you're a-all mine..! My precious, s-sweet little bunny..."

Takes full advantage of having you play into the role; even going as far as limiting any talking for you, often telling you that you only get to nod or shake your head if he addresses you.

The one thing that will kick him down a few notches from this little persona he puts up is if you introduce wearing ears or plugs; especially plugs into your sessions.

It's not that Matt doesn't enjoy it, but more that he enjoys it a little too much.

And of course, those nights would usually follow through with bending you over any surface to get a better look at it as he pounds into you.

Another thing he'll enjoy doing is pampering you in front of one of his larger mirrors he owns, wanting you to look at yourself while he plays with you in so many ways...and maybe even also to not just look at you, but to also look at himself as he pushes you deeper into a more dazed state.

Okay, maybe he likes the way he looks when he's controlling you like this, but it's not his fault that you look so delicious, that it makes him look phenomenal as he brings you to the edge as well!

Tom

"Ah...Wait, WHAT?!"

Out of all the crew, Tom is definitely the one who takes a bit of time to really warm up to the idea of petplay.

Sure, he's not a prude, and he's willing to try things you might be interested in to see if he's into it as well for the experience, but there was just something that didn't feel all too right when thinking about treating his partner like a pet; especially in the bedroom.

Ironically, it didn't take him long when he finally started opening up to the idea of it, which was helped by you acting more and more like a needy puppy around him, starting off innocent as you'd play around with Tom more before it started getting more spicy.

Only when you were on his lap, grinding against his thigh did he make one (slightly annoyed) comment about it feeling like you were in heat before the dots connected, which made him turn around and change his previous opinion about petplay.

Before he even realizes it, Tom is already playing into the character, finding it cute how you'd always greet him when he'd come home on your hands and knees, rear swaying from side to side in excitement before you pounce on him. And, if you really butter him up into getting it, one of the most intimate moments the two of you can share would be when he finally puts your collar on; commanding you to sit and wait before slipping it on, never breaking eye contact with you as he does so.

Often times, he'll even forget about the whole petplay thing, going about his day and treating you like a normal pup; giving you pets and treats, letting you lay across his lap while he plays a couple songs on Susan...

The line was drawn, though, when he tried to teach you how to fetch him a bottle of Smirnoff, which you immediately caught on to what this was turning into before shutting it down (to his dismay).

Only when you'd start 'acting up' did things get more...interesting, which was when things started getting a lot more spicier.

Unlike some of the others, Tom is not afraid to discipline you when needed, choosing to tease you and edge you all the way till you're close to spilling, before releasing from you, not caring if you whine and whimper over it.

Not even your throat is safe if you act up more than usual; causing a proper throat fucking to take place in order to teach you a lesson.

"S-Shit..! That what you f-fucking get for, nghh..!, acting like a f-fucking brat..! Hahh..! What's wrong, puppy, h-huh? Can't talk back now, c-can ya..?!"

One thing you can rely on, though, without fail, is how sweet and affectionate Tom can be with you when he's especially tipsy.

He'll treat you like a sweet puppy but with even more love; gushing and cooing over you while you just lean into his affections, which cause him to melt even more over you.

If he's not already close to falling asleep yet from the liquor in his system, you'll have enough time to either sit between his legs or sit on his lap, his praises falling like a river as he calls you a good puppy for the way you moan and cling onto him as he steadily fucks his cock into you or dotes on you for sucking his cock just the way he likes it.

Tord

"Mm, is that so..? Faen, that's hot."

Out of all three of his comrades, Tord was the first one to immediately be on board with it the moment you brought it up.

Come to think about it, it was kind of almost like a double Spiderman moment, since he'd been thinking about bringing it up as more things to do in the bedroom.

....Was the idea maybe inspired by a few sources of his numerous hentai collection? Guilty!

Will definitely go all out the nine yards with you; finding the perfect collar and leash for you, the prettiest outfits for him to tear off of you, matching ears and plug/tail for you to wear, just to be prepared depending on the time of day.

And with Tord? It's more often than you'd expect.

He's flexible with any type of vibe you're feeling, but his favorite has to be when you're in puppy space, often finding it hard to be a lot more gentle than he usually (tries) to be.

Especially if you know he's had a difficult day; there are ways your mind works to help him find the outlet for his pent up frustrations.

Even when he's not irritated, he'll still manhandle you anywhere in the house when he can; finding it extremely hot knowing that he can just fold you wherever and whenever he wants, and you just have to take it like the good pup you are.

Is one of the most primal out of the others when it comes to you in your more submissive state, often pushing you on your hands and knees, a soft, larger pillow resting under your chest while he moves your ass up in the air to give the illusion of you presenting yourself to him. And he'll lose his fucking mind the moment you start swaying your hips, muttering curses in his mother tongue and talking down on you for being a little slut for enticing him in such a way.

"Hahh, fuck, Elsklingen Min...You look just like a needy little animal...Mm, begging to fucked and used over and over again...That's what my stupid mutt wants, huh..?

He gets a lot of usage out of the collar, often using it to pull you back into his hips while the leash is wrapped up tight around his hand, or yanking your head up to look at him from your place on your knees; his fingers gripping the back of your hair as well, dragging you so you can fit every single inch of his cock down your throat, or just pulling you in if you even try to pull away from him.

In all honesty, in a perfect world, he'd take you everywhere with him with the collar he got specifically for you clasped on the whole day. But of course, because the world isn't perfect, Tord just settles with a choker instead, since it pretty much has the same effect when he wants to drag you close to his face to either give you a kiss or to whisper just exactly what he's going to do when you two get back home in Nynorsk to you. Whether you understand him or not, it doesn't matter, because you'll always be shown what he was saying anyway later on.

Knows of eternity collars, but it's not exactly his style, since his mindset is "Why would I need to put something like that on my partner so they know that they belong to me?". Regardless, he'll always have his hands on you in public anyway; be it having you sit on his lap when he's having a conversation, also letting you lay your head on his lap as he runs his fingers through your hair, acknowledging your existence if you bump your head against his arm by rubbing circles into the small of your back.

Those aren't the only ways people would know that you belong to him. The amount of times you'd walk around the house with a slight limp, unaware of the dark marks littering your skin until you either get a good look in the mirror or have too many eyes on you.

Tord would swear on his life that he'd be gentler, honest! That he wouldn't bruise you up that much!

But all those promises would fly out the window the moment things get heated between you two, and you're too fucked stupid to even protest when he bites down on your shoulder a little too hard or smacks your ass so much until you're both left with that warm sting that lingers for the rest of the night.

It's just something that doesn't occur to you until it's all over, and he's helping you come back down from such intensity to bring you back into that soft, subby space with sweet kisses and gentle forms of cleaning you up; praising you for being such a good puppy for him, and even thanking you for letting him use you like this.

[moonsapprentice]

….I fear I may have a type…