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I got excited and sketched out several pages of post lightwarden kitt stuff but then realized I should probably draw what comes before this first 😅 anyway, here they are :)
#ffxiv#ff14#ffxiv wol#my art#idk if this counts as spoilers but just in case#shadowbringers spoilers#kitt catt#egg shell#thancred waters#alphinaud leveilleur#ryne waters#yshtola rhul#urianger augurelt#alisaie leveilleur#i finally drew characters other than my egg and kitt yay!
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#food#delicious#tasty#morning#breakfast#baking#cinnamon rolls#cinnamon buns#pâte de soeur#flour#wood#wooden#rustic#messy#coffee#mug#drink#egg shell#turquoise#elegant#silver
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Ode to joy Tribute to @allthingsfern s great black&white-photography!
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This is beautifully insane! I never knew you could do this to egg shells! :O
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
#chickens#like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit#and if by some miracle you do#it's going to be VERY SMALL#Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop#plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs#egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed#the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned#a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days#12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day#usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter#a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15#and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay#and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them#like worming or treating for coccidia or anything#and doesn't take into account your time#like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts
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Based on a real thing that happened to me and my sister (me as Stan and my sis as Ford)
She had held my foot up for a while trying really hard to pull me up thinking it was my arm, we laughed about it almost instantly after but it was still scary.
Be beach careful people! Waves can easily pin you against the sand if you don't dive at the right time.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#young stanford pines#young stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#based on a true story#gravity falls comic#for any curious about “making dinosour eggs” that's also a very real thing me and my siblings did#obviously not real dinosour eggs but we'd essentially make sand snowballs and pretend they're eggs#we'd get a ball of wet sloppy sand and keep rolling it in our hands while we'd take it to the dry soft sand further up near the dunes#we'd then bury them and make sure to pat them down so they'd keep form but not too much that it'd break - it was a very delicate and tediou#then after a while we'd uncover them and ta daa!!! hence the “dinosour eggs” part of it because we'd “find” the eggs#although we did sometimes forget where we burried them so we'd put sticks or shells as reminders
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Thinking about his wings
#he definitely has them#I wonder what he thinks of his new form (I imagine he digs it)#also wanted to try designing the egg bois#they hatched out of their shells like little hardboiled yolks and egg whites#but also golden egg motif#and top hat halos#I had so much fun with this#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#hazbin hotel fanart#my art
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when it comes to anaxa, i actually prefer imagining scenarios where you meet him waaaaaaay before canon time and are established by canon time.
chrysos heirs going to the academy to learn stuff and meeting you, their professor anaxa's wife! you're so kind to them compared to their harsh professor, a constant presence since you always visit anaxa's classrooms or labs or sth. with you, anaxa softens just the slightest bit, seeming less mean overall, but he's still a stick in the mud.
chrysos heirs seeing a new side of their teacher! their teacher actually softening his voice to someone!!! you sometimes bringing him lunchboxes with droma stickers and him accepting with a straight face and giving you a thankyou kiss on your cheek making you giggle!! you and him love each other a lot!
honestly, it's cringe. they feel like throwing up from all the rainbows and dog food they're forced to eat. who knew professor anaxagoras was big on public display of affection? anyways anaxa just treats them as background noise (ergo foolish students that need to focus on their studies instead of his wife) whenever he snuzzles his wife in front of them.
#anaxa x reader#it'd be an unfortunate thing if you happened to just die during the grove's invasion#like just imagine#what do you mean professor anaxa's wife is--??#oh. oh no.#like maybe you all aren't super close but your death will still weigh on them#especially when they imagine how it devastates anaxa...#but wait#why does he look TOO calm...?#ticking time bomb anaxa everyone walks on egg shells around him#GOOD THING WE ALL LOVE HAPPY STUFF IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT? :3#honkai star rail#hsr x reader
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happy pride month
#naegami#makoto naegi#byakuya togami#danganronpa#trans byakuya#polaris polanski#that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree#makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job#byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man#and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications#if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation#the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl#makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions#not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted#she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20#tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot#only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts
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back to negotiations :)
#xaden just killed a dozen guards. violet told him to sit and put his head down and he did.#then violet reopened the negotiations#haha so by the way i have this cool egg shell in my bag haha look#i was giggling imagining how THAT scene looked like to people who don't know what actually just happened.#out of context people would look and think oh does he feel bad#he just sat down with head in his hands after killing a bunch of people looking like he's upset about their death lmaooooo#and vi's soooo HOT for getting them out of that situation#pop off queen! call off your rabid dog and bring him to heel (lipbite emoji <3)#onyx storm spoilers#onyx storm spoiler#the empyrean#onyx storm#fourth wing#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden
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there's going to be a doctor who renaissance someday soon and when you finally give 12 a chance you will come crawling to my door and say i was right all along. that weird old man does fuck so hard after all
#if you stopped watching because 'he's mean' so were all the others !!!!#the doctor has a mean shell around them and you have to boil them and peel them like a hard boiled egg and inside they are soft and so#so full of love. 12's whole arc is him wondering if he's to cruel too heartless and by the end of it he's just so unashamedly kind#he's been peeled. my little hard-boiled egg.#doctor who
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CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!
I deep fried him for you
#14 days with you#tagging bc i found it funny#what doesthat mean#ineed context#anon what do you mean what were you trying to tell me why are you screaming are you ok do you need help#anon stay with me please don't go... wait actually it's kind of funny if i don't know the context... stay silent#i read that and i thought of this instantly that was a direct message from God??#i was going to make sauce with this but after rendering that i think it's enough i had to see a lot of nugget images#i don't like that it doesn't look crispy. this looks more soft#comes with hair clips and a little ring and everything. you have to take those out to eat tho. or not. i am nobody to tell you what to do#i think it would be like when you fry an egg. and there goes a piece of shell... and it dissapears as the egg fries.. but x10 times worse#you can take a small bite.just. bite the corner. like this /ref#okback to my enclosure 🍖#qwwhy am i talking so much on a Ren nugget post what the fuck#YOU GOT MY BRAIN ROTTING. GET BACK HERE#🚪Ask received🚪
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Happy (somewhat belated) birthday Anthy!!!! I love you dearly.
I think she deserves to make her own cake if she wants.
#I love someday together utena and anthy#I want anthy to learn how to make her own food and enjoy it#something something agency and self sufficiency and adulthood#there are no candles on her birthday cake#just cream cheese frosting applied messily by utena#yes the eggs are a reference to the world’s shell or whatever#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#shoujo kakumei utena#art#fanart#anthy himemiya#utena tenjou#happy birthday anthy#no image id#rgu fanart#my art
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose#and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.
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