#elle the space unicorn

[ellethespaceunicorn-masterlist]

🎧Elle the Space Unicorn's Masterlist🎧

Reader inserts will have no descriptors, OFCs will be black and plus-sized(unless otherwise stated). I love being able to give girls/femmes who look like me the chance to romance some of their faves.

🎧Bless my current muse...🎧

I love to write fanfiction. Right now, my main muse is Henry Cavill. But I also like some Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan characters (see below who I will write for - send prompts or requests to @ellethespaceunicorn HERE).

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Masterlist is under the Cut...

Bright Like The Moon (ongoing)

Love, Napoleon (ongoing)

Scrapbook (finished)

Daddy Knows Best (possibly on hiatus)

Don't Take My Sunshine Away (possibly on hiatus)

Touch and Go (possibly ongoing)

The Howling in Claw Creek Forest (ongoing)

What Are You Doing, StepBro?

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Humphrey x Stepsister!Reader

Summary: You and Humphrey don’t have the best start, but before long you will reach an arrangement.

Hold Me Til I Scream For Air To Breathe

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sub!Clark Kent x Domme!Reader

Summary: Clark needs to give over to his submissive urges, specifically he yearns to be tied up and owned.

I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Napoleon Solo x Reader

Summary: Napoleon wines and dines.

Make That Kitty Purr {DARK FIC}

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Mike x Reader, August Walker x Reader

Fandom: Hellraiser: Hellworld x Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Crossover AU

Summary: Uncle August doesn’t give a shit that you’re Mike’s girlfriend.

Make That Kitty Purr [Director's Cut] {DARKER FIC}

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Mike x Reader, August Walker x Reader

Fandom: Hellraiser: Hellworld x Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Crossover AU

Summary: Uncle August doesn’t give a shit that you’re Mike’s girlfriend. This is the darker pre-edited version.

Some Things You Just Can’t Refuse

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Dom!Clark Kent x Sub!Reader

Summary: A collection of first times with Clark Kent, and one last time.

Happy Birthday, Cupcake

Rating: General

Pairing: Clark Kent x PlusSize!Reader

Summary: Clark surprises you for your birthday.

Treat Me Like A Slut

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: August Walker x Reader

Summary: August has had enough of your antics, and you’re going to pay for it.

Sometimes The Silence Guides A Mind

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Reader

Summary: As you were getting close to Sherlock, he stops visiting. You pop over to Baker Street and share an eye-opening moment.

Don't Take Your Eyes Off It

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sugar Daddy!Steve Rogers x Black!Fem!Reader 

Summary: It’s Valentine’s Day, and you have a surprise for Steve!

Don't Kill My Vibe

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Clark Kent x BestFriend!Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: You help Clark ease the pain of his broken heart.

Fifteen Minutes

Character: Walter Marshall x Unnamed Black!OFC

Rating: Explicit

Summary: What Walter does with 15 minutes of his time.

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Pairing: Syverson x Reader 

Rating: Mature

Summary: When an unexpected pregnancy rocks your already uncertain world, you decide the best option is to run. Apocalypse AU.

Pretty As A Picture

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x F!Reader

Rating: Explicit

Summary: What started as a hobby day in the park turns into Lloyd Hansen showing you why taking photos of strangers is a bad idea.

Something Old, Something New

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Nick Fowler x Reader

Summary: Your childhood best friend invites you to your old vacation spot for her wedding, and you have been catching up with your first crush: her recently divorced big brother Nick.

Oxytocin

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Older!Black!Fem!OFC

Summary: At a New Year's Eve party, Ransom Drysdale's life is forever changed by a chance meeting with Ivy Kensington.

My Little Strawberry

Pairing: Syverson x Black!Reader (Peaches)

Rating: Mature

Summary: A follow-up to Shape Up. Sy has a conversation with his baby girl while she’s still in your stomach. 

Doing Something Unholy

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Charles Brandon x Reader

Summary: This is a prompt fill for some teasing of Charles Brandon and then him taking over.

Praise You

Rating: General, pure fluff

Pairing: Clark Kent x Insecure PlusSize!Reader

Summary: Clark Kent loves everything about you, especially what you think are your flaws.

Get My Pretty Name Outta Your Mouth

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Walter Marshall x Reader

Summary: You hate everything about Detective Walter Marshall. He feels the same about you. Now, kiss!

Shape-Up

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Cpt Syverson x Black!Reader (Peaches)

Summary: Syverson and his girl, Peaches, try and trim his beard without causing a ruckus. Spoiler alert: they fail.

Follow-up to Shape-Up: My Little Strawberry

The Paganini Problem

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Wife!Reader

Summary: Being Sherlock’s wife proves to be difficult when a case stumps him.

Power Play: After Hours

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x Assistant!Black!Reader

Summary: What happens when Lloyd sees you, his assistant, in something other than what you usually wear? Well, you should be worried about what he does when he sees you.

No Good Deeds

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Landlord!Ari Levinson x Reader

Summary: Moving out on your own is challenging, but your landlord, Mr. Levinson is kind and helpful. But he may want more from you than your tenancy.

Executive Temptation

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: CEO!August Walker x Employee!Reader

Summary: You’ve caught the eye of CEO August Walker. What happens when he asks you to go to his private office?

Walter Marshall - Hobbies

Lloyd Hansen - Family, Quirks/Hobbies, Sleep

Lloyd Hansen - What happens when reader starts dressing to match lloyd?

Walter Marshall (Night Hunter)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Clark Kent (Man of Steel, BvS, Justice League)

Humphrey (Stardust)

Charles Brandon (The Tudors)

Mike (Hellraiser: Hellworld)

Napoleon Solo (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.)

August Walker (Mission: Impossible - Fallout)

Will Shaw (The Cold Light of Day)

Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes films)

Captain Syverson (Sand Castle)

Evan Marshall (Blood Creek)

Melot (Tristan and Isolde)

Thomas Apreas (Hotel Laguna)

Chas Quilter (The Inspector Lyndley Mysteries)

Stephen Colley (I Capture the Castle)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR HENRY

Lloyd Hansen (The Gray Man)

Andy Barber (Defending Jacob)

Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out)

Steve Rogers (Avengers films)

Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)

Ari Levinson (The Red Sea Diving Resort)

Nick Gant (PUSH)

Jake Jensen (The Losers)

Frank Adler (Gifted)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR CHRIS

Bucky Barnes (Marvel)

Charles Blackwood (We Have Always Lived in the Castle)

Steve Kemp (Fresh)

Max (Sharper)

Nick Fowler (The 355)

Lee Bodecker (The Devill All The Time)

Chris (Destroyer)

Justin Capshaw (Law & Order)

I DO NOT WRITE RPF FOR SEBASTIAN

Let me know if you wanna be added and for what plz, so far only these categories 😁 Let me know if you ever want to be removed!

General Fanfiction (Everything)

Henry Character Fanfiction

Chris Character Fanfiction

August Walker

Bright Like The Moon

Love, Napoleon!

Daddy Knows Best

Don't Take My Sunshine Away

The Howling in Claw Creek Forest

~Please DON'T ask me to tag you in a series that you've never 'liked' or 'reblogged'. It's just kind of rude. Also, don't ask for an ETA on the next chapter.~

*Blog Header, Cover Art for fics, Masterlist Header/MDNI 18+ Banner, Support/Reblog banner and Masterlist Dividers made by me in Canva*

[limerental]

I considered writing up a post about the actual book to show differences and my thoughts on them but I got stuck writing sentences like "the sentient unicorns taught the elves how to travel between worlds" and you know what, nevermind this is very silly

[gllrimes]

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒐’𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈!

𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔:

I will be writing smut, fluff, comfort, and angst. I'm not experienced with writing as much as other writers are, so don't expect the best.

No sa or rape of any sort because we don't tolerate that.

No piss/shit/fart kinks ya dirty fucks.

No pedophilia. Age gaps only can consist of five years apart in my story's when 18+

No human servitude.

I write for any sexuality and any gender.

I do write drabbles and hcs.

I don't write agere/little space on this blog, I'll set up another blog for that!!

I don't care how old you are I can't stop you from reading my stuff 😕🙏🏻

Requests are open!!

𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒔 & 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓

The Walking Dead:

Rick Grimes

Carl Grimes

Daryl Dixon

Negan Smith

Glenn Rhee

Ron Anderson

Enid Rhee

Maggie Rhee

Michonne Grimes

(Bonus: I might write for others too. Maybe Shane idk.)

The End Of The Fucking World:

Alyssa Foley

James (last name unknown)

Heartstopper:

Charlie Spring

Nick Nelson

Tao Xu

Elle Argent

Darcy Olsson

Tara Jones

Sahar Zahid

Issac Henderson

13 Reasons Why:

Clay Jenson

Hannah Baker

Justin Foley

Alex Standall

Jessica Davis

IT:

Bill Denbrough

Richie Tozier

Beverly Marsh

Stanley Uris

Mike Hanlon

Henry Bowers

Patrick Hockstetter

Victor Criss

Belch Huggins

The Flash (IMDb):

Berry Allen

Cisco Ramon

Caitlin Snow

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Tom Riddle

James Potter

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Mattheo Riddle

Theodore Nott

Regulas Black

Stranger Things:

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Jonathan Byers

Nancy Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Steve Harrington

Henry Creel

Eleven

Eddie Munson

Criminal Minds:

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Penelope Garcia

Jennifer Jareau

Twilight:

Bella Swan

Edward Cullen

Jasper Hale

Alice Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Carlisle Cullen

Emmett Cullen

Jacob Black

Seth Clearwater

Esme Cullen

Thirteen:

Tracy Freeland

Evie Zamora

Mason Freeland

Melanie Freeland

Anne With An E:

Gilbert Blythe

Anne Shirley

Dianna Berry

Cole Mackenzie

Jerry Baynard

The Goldfinch:

Theodore Decker (older and younger)

Boris Pavlikovsky (older and younger)

The Turning:

Miles Fairchild

Kate Mandell

Flora Fairchild (NO SMUT)

When You Finish Saving The World:

Ziggy Katz

Lila

American Horror Story:

Tate Langdon

Violet Harmon

Kit Walker

Lana Winters

Zoe Benson

Kyle Spencer

Cordelia Goode

Fiona Goode

Jimmy Darling

James Patrick March

Elizabeth/The Countess

Kai Anderson

Winter Anderson

Ally Mayfair-Richards

Austin Sommers

Mr. Gallant

Edward Mott

Rory Monahan

Shameless:

Fiona Gallagher

Lip Gallagher

Ian Gallagher

Mickey Milkovich

Mandy Milkovich

Carl Gallagher

I Believe In Unicorns:

Davina

Sterling

Tokio Hotel:

Bill Kaulitz

Tom Kaulitz

Georg Listing

Gustav Schäfer

Slashers/Halloween movies characters:

Max Dennison

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Sydney Prescott

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Jason Voorhees

Freddy Kruger

Michael Myers

Jason Dean

Patrick Bateman

Brahms Heelshire

BONUS singers/actors/youtubers:

Sam Golbach

Colby Brock

Jake Webber

Albert (flamingo)

The Sturniolo Triplets

Finn Wolfhard

Noah Schnapp

And finally... ALEX TURNER 😋😋 (he's so husband material)

!!PLEASE USE THIS RESPECTFULLY AND WISELY!!

[mymiraclebox]

The Kwamis

Alpha Kwamis: Vitaa the Panda of Life Shii the Crow of Death Tikki the Ladybug of Creation Plagg the Black Cat of Destruction Graay the Wolf of Order Prrysm the Platypus of Chaos Stellar the Firefly of Space Koree the Raccoon of Void

Elemental Kwamis: Swaar the Dinosaur of Gravity Longg the Dragon of Storm Tonna the Feathered Serpent of Earth Zeffyr the Griffin of Air Duskk the Grim of Darkness Nokk the Kelpie of Water Emburr the Phoenix of Fire Matto the Pterosaur of Aether Kirrin the Qilin of Light Kiikaa the Thunderbird of Electricity Uunice the Unicorn of Magic Ziima the Yeti of Glaciation

Timekeeper Kwamis: Antiqq the Aurochs of Reversion Shaash the Bear of Preservation Sass the Cobra of Opportunity Zipp the Dragonfly of Progression Allta the Frog of Change Keena the Lynx of Intuition Frostt the Penguin of Stagnation Fluff the Rabbit of Evolution Apple the Red Panda of Lineage Passtel the Snail of Patience Faae the Spider of Destiny Mataara the Tuatara of History

Delta Kwamis: Harmonee the Ant of Cooperation Sannar the Axolotl of Restoration Fangg the Bat of Fatigue Chaapa the Beaver of Innovation Pollen the Bee of Subjection Maggi the Binturong of Magnetism Yanna the Bison of Victory Blancca the Blackbuck of Inversion Nooroo the Butterfly of Generosity Duune the Camel of Perspective Milli the Chameleon of Emotion Purr the Cheetah of Agility Reef the Coral of Sensitivity Dess the Cougar of Apathy Remmi the Coyote of Despair Snapp the Crab of Adaptation Llucie the Crocodile of Clarity Fawnna the Deer of Wilderness Barkk the Dog of Detection Clikk the Dolphin of Sound Olivv the Dove of Peace Liiri the Eagle of Freedom Tuskk the Elephant of Memories Florra the Elk of Growth Sorren the Falcon of Observation Flowwe the Flamingo of Rhythm Trixx the Fox of Deception Elle the Gecko of Equality Parra the Giraffe of Confusion Ziggy the Goat of Imagination Karrma the Goose of Justice Verr the Gorilla of Sacrifice  Spikke the Hedgehog of Precision Taamus the Hippopotamus of Density Kaalki the Horse of Migration Ravenna the Hyena of Scarcity Gloss the Ibex of Friction Niisha the Jackal of Connections Belaa the Jaguar of Imperception Jellos the Jellyfish of Hatred Kicc the Kangaroo of Avarice Vexx the Komodo Dragon of Corrosion Valoree the Lion of Courage Donna the Llama of Attention Vollee the Locust of Invasion Xuppu the Monkey of Derision Allces the Moose of Evocation Duux the Moth of Hope Baash the Mouflon of Strength Mullo the Mouse of Abundance Currio the Narwhal of Wonder Attlantis the Octopus of Choice Jiicho the Okapi of Perspective Fleet the Ostrich of Guidance Ziibi the Otter of Transformation Tyyto the Owl of Secrets Stompp the Ox of Determination Lynn the Pangolin of Boundary Ecco the Parrot of Language Duusu the Peacock of Psyche Daizzi the Pig of Love Glaace the Polar Bear of Endurance Anjjel the Quail of Mercy Habuu the Rattlesnake of Beauty Ommen the Raven of Probability Mannta the Ray of Immersion Kaanda the Rhinoceros of Augmentation Orikko the Rooster of Vitality Finn the Salmon of Navigation Aynna the Scarab of Reflection Verriti the Scorpion of Truth Daante the Seahorse of Intimidation Misst the Seal of Elusion Flairr the Secretarybird of Passion Poppy the Shark of Joy Yuume the Sheep of Dreams Frijj the Snow Leopard of Silence Tinni the Squirrel of Diminution Twwist the Stoat of Elasticity Prrince the Swan of Loyalty Acce the Thylacine of Isolation Roaar the Tiger of Force Scuut the Tortoise of Knowledge Wayzz the Turtle of Protection Teer the Vulture of Sorrow Sotaa the Wolverine of Conflict Drill the Woodpecker of Dimension Divvi the Zebra of Duality

[hanzajesthanza]

announcing a witcher books-centric discord server

This is a server created for the discussion of the Witcher (Wiedźmin) books series written by Andrzej Sapkowski (Original Polish 1993 - 1999, English trans. 2007 - 2017). This discussion involves talking about favorite characters, passages, or scenes, analyzing the themes and messages, or theorizing about the politics and lore of the series.

This server was also created for the purpose to create community amongst the Witcher book fans, spurred by a lack of book-centric online spaces in the Witcher fandom within the past few years.

All are welcome to this server, including if they have not read the books, read the books recently, or finished reading the books - but know that this server is not spoiler-free for the Witcher books.

(Note that this server takes a negative perspective on the Netflix “Witcher” series created by Lauren Hissrich in 2019 and invites criticism of it into discussion. Positive discussion of the Netflix series should not be an expected encounter in this server.)

This is a public server, so anyone may join! Please take a minute to read the rules, send an introduction, and select roles.

https://discord.gg/tWBAsEG8Ea

Feel free to reblog this post to share. If you'd rather use Twitter, there is a tweet version of this post to retweet.

(image descriptions for accessibility under cut.)

All graphic images used are from the Polish 1st edition, 3rd version covers illustrated by Tomasz Piorunowski and published by SuperNOWA. The covers of Miecz przeznaczenia and Chrzest ognia have been edited from their original depictions of the characters.

[Graphic 1.

Image: A green background. The cover of Miecz przeznaczenia (EN: Sword of Destiny). An 8 year-old Ciri, a girl with green eyes and messy, leaf-strewn, ashen-grey hair, stares uneasily at the viewer. Geralt, a man with long white hair and a black leather jacket, stands in the background. He rests his sword on his shoulder.

Text: Witcher Books Discord Server. Join today! https://discord.gg/tWBAsEG8Ea

]

[Graphic 2.

Image: An orange background. The cover of Krew elfów (EN: Blood of Elves). An anonymous young man rears up on his black armored stallion. He wears a cloak, black Nilfgaardian armor, and a helmet deocrated with the wings of a bird of prey. He holds a sword in his right hand. Fire artistically engulfs the rear hooves of the horse.

Text:

Book-canon centric

Not spoiler-friendly

Must be 18 or over

]

[Graphic 3.

Image: A cool grey background. The cover of Chrzest ognia (EN: Baptism of Fire). The archer Milva dynamically takes aim at an unseen target. She has tawny brown hair and wears a leather cuirass and dark green shorts. She is standing amidst overgrown forest greenery.

Text:

Discussing characters

Analyzing passages and scenes

Looking at themes and messages

Chatting about headcanons

Sharing art, writing, and OCs

Watch parties (if there is interest!)

]

[Graphic 4.

Image: A cool off-white background. The cover of Czas pogardy (EN: Time of Contempt). The young unicorn foal Ihurraquax stands over a 14 year-old Ciri collapsed in the heat of the desert. Ciri wears a yellowish-green jerkin and leather riding boots.

Text: Dedicated channels for:

fancontent:

general shipping

geralt x yennefer

geralt X dandelion

geralt X regis

char dynamics:

geralt, yen, & ciri

the hansa

wolf witchers

calanthe & court

meve & court

lodge of sorceresses

aen seidhe

aen elle

vampires

shipping:

art

memes

fic

music

and more...

]

[gaymer-hag-stan]

So, I have a list of Eurovision songs from 2004 onwards ranking which entries did the best based on average score.

This year's Loreen, Käärijä, Noa Kirel and Marco Mengoni all made the list

1. Norway - 2009 - Alexander Rybak - Fairytale - 78.6%

2. Sweden - 2015 - Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes - 77.9%

3. Portugal - 2017 - Salvador Sobral - Amar pelos dois - 77%

4. Sweden - 2012 - Loreen - Euphoria - 75.6%

5. Ukraine - 2022 - Kalush Orchestra - Stefania - 67.4%

6. Austria - 2014 - Conchita Wurst - Rise Like a Phoenix - 67.1%

7. Ukraine - 2004 - Ruslana - Wild Dances - 66.6%

8. Sweden – 2023 – Loreen – Tattoo – 66.5%

9. Finland - 2006 - Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah - 65.7%

10. Russia - 2015 - Polina Gagarina - A Million Voices - 64.7%

11. Serbia and Montenegro - 2004 - Željko Joksimović and Ad-Hoc Orchestra - Lane Moje - 62.6%

12. Bulgaria - 2017 - Kristian Kostov - Beautiful Mess - 62.5%

13. Italy - 2015 - Il Volo - Grande amore - 62.3%

14. Denmark - 2013 - Emmelie de Forest - Only Teradrops - 61.6%

15. Finland – 2023 – Käärijä – Cha Cha Cha – 60%

16. Greece - 2004 - Sakis Rouvas - Shake It - 60%

17. Italy - 2021 - Måneskin - Zitti e Buoni - 57.4%

18. Russia - 2006 - Dima Bilan - Never Let You Go - 55.8%

19. Netherlands - 2014 - The Common Linnets - Calm After the Storm - 55%

20. France - 2021 - Barbara Pravi - Voilà - 54.7%

21. Serbia - 2007 - Marija Šerifović - Molitva - 54.4%

22. Ukraine - 2016 - Jamala - 1944 - 54.2%

23. Russia - 2008 - Dima Bilan - Believe - 53.9%

24. Germany - 2010 - Lena - Satellite - 53.9%

25. Russia - 2012 - Buranovskiye Babushki - Party for Everybody - 52.6%

26. Israel - 2018 - Netta - Toy - 52.4%

27. Australia - 2016 - Dami Im - Sound of Silence - 51.9%

28. Netherlands - 2019 - Duncan Laurence - Arcade - 51.8%

29. Bosnia and Herzegovina - 2006 - Hari Mata Hari - Lejla - 51.5%

30. Azerbaijan - 2013 - Farid Mammadov - Hold Me - 51.3%

31. Greece - 2005 - Helena Paparizou - My Number One - 50.4%

32. Sweden - 2014 - Sanna Nielsen - Undo - 50.4%

33. Russia - 2016 - Sergey Lazarev - You Are the Only One - 49.8%

34. United Kingdom - 2022 - Sam Ryder - Space Man - 49.7%

35. Italy - 2019 - Mahmood - Soldi - 49.1%

36. Spain - 2022 - Chanel - SloMo - 49%

37. Azerbaijan - 2011 - Ell and Nikki - Running Scared - 48.4%

38. Ukraine - 2007 - Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai - 47.7%

39. Switzerland - 2021 - Gjon's Tears - Tout l'univers - 47.3%

40. Ukraine - 2013 - Zlata Ognevich - Gravity - 46.9%

41. Sweden - 2022 - Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer - 46.7%

42. Turkey - 2004 - Athena - For Real - 46.4%

43. Belgium - 2015 - Loïc Nottet - Rhythm Inside - 46.3%

44. Ukraine - 2008 - Ani Lorak - Shady Lady - 45.6%

45. Iceland - 2009 - Yohanna - Is It True? - 44.3%

46. Serbia - 2012 - Željko Joksimović - Nije ljubav stvar - 43.4%

47. Cyprus - 2018 - Eleni Foureira - Fuego - 43.2%

48. Greece - 2008 - Kalomira - Secret Combination - 43.2%

49. Malta - 2005 - Chiara - Angel - 42.1%

50. Russia - 2007 - Serebro - Song #1 - 42%

51. Azerbaijan - 2009 - AySel and Arash - Always - 42%

52. Norway - 2013 - Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love - 41.8%

53. Australia - 2015 - Guy Sebastian - Tonight Again - 41.8%

54. Italy - 2011 - Raphael Gualazzi - Madness of Love - 41.4%

55. Iceland - 2021 - Daði og Gagnamagnið - 10 Years - 41.4%

56. Israel – 2023 – Noa Kirel – Unicorn – 41.3%

57. Sweden - 2011 - Eric Saade - Popular - 40.5%

58. Cyprus - 2004 - Lisa Andreas - Stronger Every Minute - 40.4%

59. Sweden - 2004 - Lena Philipsson - It Hurts - 40.4%

60. Armenia - 2014 - Aram Mp3 - Not Alone - 40.3%

61. Italy – 2023 – Marco Mengoni – Due vite – 39.9%

62. Ukraine - 2021 - Go_A - Shum - 39.9%

63. Latvia - 2015 - Aminata - Love Injected - 39.7%

64. Armenia - 2008 - Sirusho - Qélé, Qélé - 39.4%

65. Romania - 2006 - Mihai Trăistariu - Tornerò - 38.7%

66. Russia - 2019 - Sergey Lazarev - Scream - 38.5%

67. Sweden - 2006 - Carola - Invincible - 38.2%

68. Russia - 2013 - Dina Garipova - What If - 38.1%

69. Moldova - 2017 - SunStroke Project - Hey Mamma - 38%

70. Switzerland - 2019 - Luca Hänni - She Got Me - 37.9%

71. Turkey - 2010 - Manga - We Could Be the Same - 37.2%

72. Belgium - 2017 - Blanche - City Lights - 36.8%

73. Lithuania - 2006 - LT United - We Are the Winners - 36.4%

74. Norway - 2008 - Maria - Hold On Be Strong - 36.1%

75. Turkey - 2009 - Hadise - Düm Tek Tek - 35.9%

76. Romania - 2010 - Paula Seling and Ovi - Playing with Fire - 35.5%

77. United Kingdom - 2009 - Jade Ewen - It's My Time - 35.1%

78. Sweden - 2017 - Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On - 34.9%

79. Ukraine - 2011 - Mika Newton - Angel - 34.8%

80. Sweden - 2019 - John Lundvik - Too Late for Love - 34.7%

81. Romania - 2005 - Luminița Anghel and Sistem - Let Me Try - 34.6%

82. Norway - 2019 - Keiino - Spirit in the Sky - 34.4%

83. Austria - 2018 - Cesár Sampson - Nobody but You - 33.9%

84. Italy - 2017 - Francesco Gabbanni - Occidentali's Karma - 33.9%

85. Germany - 2018 - Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone - 33.7%

86. Israel - 2005 - Shiri Maimon - HaSheket SheNish'ar - 33.7%

87. Latvia - 2005 - Walters and Khaza - The War Is Not Over - 33.5%

88. Serbia - 2022 - Konstrakta - In corpore sano - 33.3%

89. Greece - 2013 - Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free - 33.3%

90. Turkey - 2007 - Kenan Doğulu - Shake It Up Şekerim - 33.1%

91. Hungary - 2014 - András Kállay-Saunders - Running - 33.1%

92. Finland - 2021 - Blind Channel - Dark Side - 33%

93. Denmark - 2010 - Chanée and N'evergreen - In a Moment like This - 32.6%

94. Ukraine - 2006 - Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love - 32.6%

95. Moldova - 2005 - Zdob și Zdub - Boonika bate toba - 32.4%

96. Bulgaria - 2007 - Elitsa Todorova and Stoyan Yankoulov - Water - 31.7%

97. Azerbaijan - 2010 - Safura - Drip Drop - 31.7%

98. Serbia - 2008 - Jelena Tomašević feat. Bora Dugić - Oro - 31.7%

99. North Macedonia - 2019 - Tamara Todevska - Proud - 31.7%

100. Azerbaijan - 2019 - Chingiz - Truth - 31.4%

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[velvettequila]

I wanna know who makes or where to find cute pfps like @ellethespaceunicorn cause their so fucking cute man(Elle the space unicorns I love sm mainly cause her whole account is strawberry’s and older men and women and what’s not to love )aI’m over here showering Pinterest for cartoon charcters who look slightly like me but never will😭

[elderbloodcarrier]

I kinda like the fan theory of the elder blood (or more specifically known as Lara’s Gene) being a result of genetic mutation with the unicorns. It explains why the unicorns say they ‘trusted the Aen Elle, but were used by them”, explaining why they were at war with each other (and the fact it deals with a time & space power.)

I mean, not only did the Aen Elle force the unicorns to open the gates between worlds to end humans from other worlds, but I’m guessing the Aen Elle must have stolen their blood in order to conduct their own genetic experiments with it to gain back the abilities they lost before the Conjuction and it eventually resulted in Lara. 

[th3p1nkfr34k]

First name: Timothy Middle name: Thomas Surname: Voss Nicknames: Tim, Timmy, Daddy Bear Date of birth: March 21, 1988 Gender: Male Sexuality: Bisexual Height: 6'1" Race: Dutch Caucasian Eye color: Vibrant Blue Distinguishing features: Long Hair, Very Hairy Build of body: Muscly Toned Hair color: Dark Brown Tattoos: Blue Jay Feather and Lotus Flower on Left Wrist (covers self harm scars) Piercings: Ears, Navel Likes: Cigarettes, Unicorns, Yoga, Peace, Teddy Bears, Video Games, Flowers Dislikes: Loud Spaces, Teachers Fears: Sleeping, Relapsing General Demeanor: Calm, Fatherly, Cheery Parents: Dianne Voss (mother /deceased) Charles Voss (father) Siblings: Vanessa Voss (twin) Enemies: pills, booze Children: Elle Voss Occupation: Personal Trainer Favorite food: Chicken Ceaser Salad Favorite drink: Strawberry Milk Hobbies: Yoga, Weight Lifting, Painting, Meditation, Gardening Pet peeves: Being seen as "too soft" Favorite colors: Yellow, Gold, Brown

Romantic Partners: Tobias Hyun-Voss Sexual Partners: Desdemona Miller, Tobias Hyun-Voss, Brian Warren, Alice Reid Platonic Partners: Tabatha He, Dena LeBlanc, Karen McDannan

The WTF Rainbow was a name decided by me and friend for the name of this polycule of characters. The WTF Rainbow takes place in the "reality" other than Heidrun Peak. Romantic Partners mean those the character shares a deep connection to, usually married partners Sexual Partners is should be self explanatory Platonic Partners mean the character has no romantic or sexual connection to the person all characters are friends and care for and love each other.

[revoevokukil]

The Lady of Time and Space

‘My story actually has no beginning. I’m not even sure whether it has actually ended. There was an elf who told me that it is like a snake that bites its own tail. In any moment of time is hidden the past, present and future. In any moment of time lies eternity. Do you understand?’   -  Ciri to Galahad

What is this “ability” that the Elder Blood has and how does Sapkowski frame it by the end of the saga in terms of the in-universe laws of magic and physics of the Witcher’s story? I have a small theory about how Sapkowski, by the end of the book, creates commentary about fiction and his own writing (which draws heavily on various myths and legends). Spoilers follow for those of you who have not read the Lady of the Lake.

Auberon, the King of the Alders, states: 'Then came the Conjunction. The number of worlds increased. But the door was closed. It was closed to all but a handful of elected people. And the clock was ticking. We needed to open the door. Urgently. It was imperative.’

The elves follow prophecies. Ciri is the child of prophecy. It is only then, however, that Ithlinne’s prophecy gains actual weight for the elves, since they lose control of moving between worlds freely. And they lose control of shaping their own narrative. In other words, they lose their ability to cheat their way through the Ouroboros of Time tax free. They are stuck in their own (fictional) realm, while their cousins, the Aen Seidhe, are subject to either extermination by humans or the glaciation in the far future of the Continent. Ciri wants to get back to Yennefer and Geralt and save them, the elves want to save their family. They all want to emerge from clutches of the narrative of Sapkowski’s story in a way that satisfies them.

This segment is also interesting in that this is, I think, the only occasion where the Aen Elle share the same urgency that Ciri experiences throughout her stay in Tir na Lia. ‘You cannot mindlessly waste time! You’ll miss the right moment... There is often only one, unrepeatable. Time cannot go backwards.’ So she says, but since Auberon then gives her the monologue about Time as Ouroboros – infinity, eternity, everything is simultaneously beginning and end – is it perhaps safe to assume that the kind of control over travelling the elves expect to have from Ciri’s child is the kind that can ignore the time cost when space-travelling?

Remember, time moves differently in the Witcher world and in the world of the Aen Elle. 1500 years in the Witcher world may be more like 300-500 in the elves’ world. And probably so with many other worlds in the universe. Add to that that travelling itself has a time cost. The unicorns are able to ignore all of these laws, and so were the Aen Elle once upon a time (some still are, like Eredin and Avallac’h). So are the sufficiently powerful descendants of Elder Blood - like Ciri.

If time moves differently in different worlds (not to say, in-between), much of what exists in one world can be lost forever, unless you can ignore the time cost of travelling between worlds altogether – something Avallac’h tells Ciri they can do for her when/if they deliver her back to her world (possibly implying what could be if they had full possession of the gene again), but also something that Eredin scares Ciri with by implying how everyone she knows will be dead by the time she gets back (possibly speaking of what is currently the case, since they do not have full control over the laws of time-space travel).

Regarding time-space powers then, let me throw a conjunction into this and ask: what is Avalon, or the isle of Apple Trees? It is afterlife in Welsh mythology, but we could as well describe it as a place outside of time. It stands outside of narrative and is not subject to its laws. Ciri, as we know, travels to fictional places and times outside of her own fictional timeline. And when Geralt and Yennefer die, Sapkowski gives them a tribute of a send-off with the help of our space-time constraints denying unicorn and Ciri, so that determining what becomes of them physically (are they dead, or is Avalon a "lively afterlife" type deal) loses its meaning over centuries, because the tale of Geralt and Yennefer and Ciri becomes a legend.

I have always found that the entire Aen Elle subplot ought to function as a grand framing device for the worldbuilding laws of the saga and Ciri’s story, since so much of it underpins the magical/physical laws of the witcher universe. And therefore, now I think that Auberon’s monologue about comparing Time to Ouroboros - a snake that bites its own tale - becomes a piece of metafiction by Sapkowski. Consider the following.

What if Auberon is speaking about ‘narrative’ in fiction: comparing Time as an in-universe law to the functionally always straight-edged narrative laws of a story? Within these laws, things have to make sense – who, when, how, what, etc. (when did the elves leave the continent? did the humans or elves incite violence first? how do the powers of the unicorns work? what happens to Yen and Geralt after they are taken to the Isle of Apple trees, i.e. Avalon?) But beyond these questions sits the author, making it up, controlling the narrative and the fate of characters. Therefore, to have control over space-time within a story’s universe is much like to have control over narrative itself (the possibilities you have). For example, if a tale as old as Geralt and Yen’s death a few centuries after it has happened is being told, it has become a legend – something that is beyond verification. Meaning that it remains in a realm of infinite possibilities where all things that happened or could have happened occur at once (i.e. it is no longer meaningful to seek the truth of it, but only to appreciate the tale in whatever way it is being told or reinvented – as with all myths and legends).

Or take Ciri, for example, who hops between different microcosms (worlds, times, history and myths (e.g. Arthurian)). In-universe, she has some of that control over space-time and moves around narratives, or around the many possible worlds, as if time and space were not an obstacle. The Aen Elle want that power back - the power to control their own narrative, the power to just leave a tale that does not suit them for a more interesting one (e.g. to become the Seelie or Unseelie Court of the Celtic mythos).

But Ciri has it already. Ciri is not confined to one tale, one fate. She is the beginning and the end unto itself in the head of the author. The holy grail of writing.

[gerrou]

Tea

A witcher fanfic.

Summary: As originally meant for the second chapter of it’s not forgetting that heals – fic, it’s now a one-shot of its own.What she was hearing befuddled her. Horsey had described the story completely altered. Or the elf was sugar-coating it. The unicorn had intensively described it as a ruthless conquer, for the elves to sweep down the Dh’oine and steal their world. Ciri and Avallac’h have tea and discuss ancient history. Hint of Avallac’h/Ciri, but meant to open the history of Aen Elle.

Rated: T

“Avallac’h?”

He turned from the boiling water he had been dividing into two cups.

“When I ran from Eredin in Tir ná Lia”, her face was troubled “we came across a massive graveyard.”

His expression did not change. He knew what she was going to ask, and why she did. She had undoubtedly thought about this a long time but waited until the urge was invincible. He was honoured, because she wouldn’t risk his aid with uncomfortable and possibly deal-breaking questions, if she wasn’t sure they’d overcome them. And even if she wouldn’t like the answer, she’d deal with it.

“There were bones. Human bones.”

He was tempted to end her question for her but returned to his tea-task. It wasn’t so much that he wouldn’t know what to say, but more that she should try and find the words herself.

“Did you kill all of those humans?”

He added petals of a flower, very similar to celandine, to their cups. Even thought it was a vulgar habit, he had to make do with what he had. In the world of Aen Elle, his home, there were twenty better plants to one spice their tea with. And now he had to drink water with weeds in it. The tea turned yellow-ish. So uncivilized.

She made her way to sit in front of him, with the fire they had risked making, cracking between them. He offered her the other cup. She didn’t push the question further. For the last couple of weeks, the main thing keeping their polite conversation together and atmosphere light, was patience. And she was getting remarkably good at it. He was proud. His response was short.

“Yes.”

Her expression was a mix of devastation and anger. During their journey she probably had rested her hopes on an idea, that he was somehow innocent in all of that.

“Do you wish to hear the whole story?”

Her voice was harsher than he’d hoped for.

“I guess I don’t have a choice in the matter.”

And he started explaining.

“From the Conjunction of the Spheres, we have been jumping from one world to another, to find a place which we could once again call our home. We did find a planet. A beautiful one. But as we came to realize, Zireael, we weren’t the only habitats.”

He took a sip of his tea. Her eyes were sharp and attentive as she warmed her hands on the still burningly hot cup, shifting it angrily from one hand to the other.

“It was a sister world to the Continents. As our brothers, the Aen Seidhe, made their homes to your world, we made ours in this one. Because the realms were so similar with each other, the unicorns had habited both, before us. But what you will now learn is, your race took their evolutionary steps in ours.”

She set her cup on the floor and leaned to rest her elbows on her knees, with stubborn face, watching the elf as he spoke. She had always valued knowledge but doubted the fact that this was going to be reassuring. His voice reached the lecturing sound he had when explaining things to her, low and calm. A way of speech that one could assume an old, learned elf would use.

“At first, as you could have guessed, ours was a peaceful coexistence. Because, understandably, as we are the older and so the more developed race, we let them be. But as they grew in numbers and intelligence, they wanted to make closer contact.”

He kept a pause.

“We, the Aen Elle, were more reserved. We withdraw from this contact, as we saw that there would be no gain to us. But in the other hand, we had made an ally from the other race. For unicorns were intellectual and we felt a drawn to one another. So, your race wanted in on that.”

Ciri lowered her eyes. Avallac’h kept sipping his tea.

“Between the Dh’oine and us, disagreements about our shared habitat turned into disorder, and what we should have predicted, disorder turned into conflicts. And conflicts turn into wars.”

His voice was bitterer than she would have expected.

“With these wars raging, a commune of neutral Dh’oine left our world. And paradoxically emerged in yours. I do not know what happened in your planet, but I believe that they tried to, and succeeded to, forget. And their coexistence with Aen Seidhe was easier. Unicorns slowly disappeared from yours, but you two races, among others, survived.”

He kept a longer pause, to unhurriedly finish his tea in tiny tastes. She waited, and seconds grew into minutes. Then she couldn’t fight the urge any longer.

“What happened then?”

He looked at her.

“We fought. Until there was only one side to survive.”

“And that was what the pile of bones was about?” She had a shadow of disbelieve in her voice.

He turned his gaze away. Someone more naïve would have thought that it was because of shame.

“It was one of the very last battles. The battle for Tir ná Lia. As our capital, it was important centre for war-time activity and logically the Dh’oine tried to capture it.” As he continued, his voice had too much ease in it for her taste. “But you lost. Tremendously so.”

What she was hearing befuddled her. Horsey had described the story completely altered. Or the elf was sugar-coating it. The unicorn had intensively described it as a ruthless conquer, for the elves to sweep down the Dh’oine and steal their world. She had no reason to mistrust the magical creature with a horn, but she didn’t think that Avallac’h would lie with such a confidence. And if he did, then maybe she had misjudged him. But she found it easier not to dwell in this, for it, after all, was ancient history. This was not the time for her to keep it against him, even if it still bothered her.

“So, what happened with the unicorns?”

He smiled sarcastically.

“For our relationship this was something that it couldn’t pull trough. Regret filled the clan of unicorns, because they were pure creatures, and they couldn’t deal with what we had caused. They had, so to say, blood on their hooves. It angered them, and that anger mutated into hate. As lovers do, we broke up.”

She was quiet.

He leaned forward to capture her attention, and their eyes met in a resolving manner.

“Zireael. I trust you understand what a privilege it is for you to hear this.”

She slowly nodded.

“And the reason I told you this, is that I want…” his words turned into a pause before he continued, “I need you to understand.”

Focused, she eyed her tea. “So… it wasn’t a one-sided slaughter.”

“War, Swallow, is always a slaughter.”

Oh, was she one to know it. Before her grandmother, the Queen, had thrown herself from a wall-side tower in the siege of Cintra, she had escaped the burning city with a Nilfgaardian officer. She didn’t know if what he was telling her was the truth, but it surely wasn’t the entire account of events. But she left space for the soothing thought that maybe it had been war, and not a pogrom where they impaled the Dh’oine on high sticks on their city-walls and laughed when they enslaved the rest. If both sides had been holding a sword, she could think that the fight had been almost fair. Almost.

They both fell silent, and it sustained like that for a good while. First it was uneasy, but when it continued, they grew used to it. So, after they had drunk their refreshments and advanced on to other tasks needed for surviving a night in the open, it was a natural one. And she had fell into deep of thought. She opened her mouth.

“Could I ask you something more?”

“What would that something be?”

“But you did have a world, a planet that you…” she searched for the words a brief moment “I mean, you too had to originally come from somewhere? Evolve from a lower life form? Your own world?”

She had a puzzled expression. This was perhaps the first time she had even stumbled on the subject. Selfish Dh’oine, when everything was about them, they were surprised to realize that other races too, had a history. He answered patiently, as he would for an ignorant child.

“As you so gracefully put it, yes, Swallow, we had a world of our own.”

“What was it like?”

He lowered his eyes.

“That, I don’t have the pleasure of knowing. It was a long time ago, even for us.”

Something flinched in her stomach, and she felt sick. This elf may have never known true home. Her voice was dry, and she licked her lips.

“But why did you leave?”

He considered about ending the conversation, and returning to that peaceful silence, but discarded it fast. He went back to studying her.

“Because of the White Frost. Our world came… was forced to come to an end.”

An owl made a peaceful sound to its brothers somewhere near them.

“Tedd Deireádh, the Time of End... The world will die amidst frost and be reborn with the new sun.” He quoted the words as if she wouldn’t know them already. She remembered what she had been taught about the prophecy and what it could ultimately mean for her. It, among other things, weighted down on her shoulders.

”Does this knowledge ease you?”

She fixed her eyes on the fire.

“It explains things and I guess for now, it’s all I need.”

Needs. They were a peculiar thing. Some of them mattered, some of them did not. Living creatures had the constant battle of which one to follow and which discard. Some needed to understand, and some would rather move forward with their life. He thought that they both fell into the first category.

“Get some sleep, Zireael. It will be a long day tomorrow.”

“You’re probably right.” She looked up to meet his eyes again. Thank you, by the way.”

“For what?”

“For the tea. It was surprisingly good.”

He gave her a small smile.

“When all of this is done, Swallow, I promise that you’ll get real, good tea.”

She smiled widely and for a moment, he felt light.

“I’ll hold on to that promise.”

[ellethespaceunicorn]

6. Weirdest sexual experience?

16. Favorite sex position?

(I can keep asking these all day, trust me...)

(But I won't)

6. one time when I was 19, I met up with a guy on Craigslist (I know I know - super dangerous), well he turned out to look like mr. freezy from the iceman (longish hair on the sides and bald on top), anyway he lived in a trailer park and had a little piece of tobacco in his lip so we did not kiss at all, but like...he got me to squirt for the first time and was probably the best one-night stand I have ever had in my entire life. so there's that. he had a fucking monster in those ratty wrangler cut-offs. y'all i coulda been killed, all to get some dick from a bitch who looked like this:

16. i have a lot of favorites, but if you can fuck me in doggy style like you hate me and can keep up that pace (unlike my ex-bf todd who is a fucking sack of shit), then you have got my heart. i mean, i don't go by Pup for no reason, i'm a cute puppy and cute puppies deserve to get their backs blown out in doggy style, pulling on my hair is a bonus.

🐶🎀💋

[somcdirt]

» Elle Nyx Blackwell — 

❝ Truth is like blood underneath your fingernails And you don't wanna hurt yourself, hurt yourself ❞

AGE: Nineteen

DATE OF BIRTH: June 27th

OCCUPATION: Waitress at The Three Broomsticks

GENDER & SPECIES: Female muggleborn witch (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

AFFILIATIONS: Blackwell family. Hufflepuff Alumni.

WAND: 11", Rowan wood, unicorn hair core. 

TV TROPE: English Rose

Abandoned at birth by her biological parents, she was taken in by a muggle couple, only to be dumped at an orphanage by the time she was six years old because there was something wrong with her.

It didn’t take long for her to be properly and legally adopted, by wizard couple Boris and Rhett Blackwell, who raised her as their only child since she was six years old. 

Fearing they would also abandon her, Elle made it her number one priority to use as little space as possible, to eat silently, to be quiet, all in all; trying her hardest not to be a burden. It would take years upon years to assure her she would not be abandoned again. 

Being sorted into Hufflepuff was no surprise, either for her or her parents, but it had to be at least one of the reasons why she didn’t quite get along with certain people, who were always making fun of her, either because of her singular family, her rather obvious troubled past, her house... anyway, Elle simply wasn’t too extroverted or interested in connecting with others; only ever letting a select few come close enough to get to know her. Sweet girl, but tremendously insecure. 

She was particularly interested in potion making, perhaps the field of Healing magic, and she would’ve done something regarding that, if it weren’t because bot her insecurities and some sense of destiny fulfilling soon smacked her across her face. 

The Beausoleil family matriarch came suddenly into her home, soon after she finished school, to demand she took her rightful place as the family’s last pureblooded heiress and every decision made after that has been nothing but an attempt to renounce said place. Elle wants nothing to do with her real family, even if that means some sort of restitution for everything she was put through while being still so young. 

Her ancestry is something she’s managed to keep a secret but she knows it’s only a matter of time before the wrong person finds out. Who’s the wrong person? How to know for sure? She’s not that important currently, and because of that, she simply decided to do something that would help her keep a low profile, working as a waitress, keeping things simple. She doesn’t exactly like it, but she has currently no other option. 

[i-am-a-mes]

Pets and Fuzzy socks 2

Plot: You are a vet tech who one day gets a dog in at the clinic, who’s owner happen to be Tom Hiddleston.

Warnings: Fluff, angst, swearing, smut, abuse mental and physical

Author’s note: So this is my first attemt at a fanfic. Be gentle! Gonna be a slow burn (if i got the patience for it)

Cursive: Reader’s thoughts

Disclaimer: Not my gifs or pictures

Thank you my darling @jj-trickster for being my beta! You are my hero!

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Chapter two:

The next two weeks went by as normal. I went to work, then came home to my small apartment.

I loved my place. It was small studio, but super cozy, filled with plants, colorful interior and movie posters, old and new on the walls. But my favorite place was my reading nook. I had turned my closet into this adorable sanctuary. I loved spending time with myself and reading my books.

Well it wasn’t just my place, actually I shared it with... my cat Edith. She was a crumpy British shorthair who owned the place, and sometimes we snuggled. Loved that silly cat.

One day I was reading Harry Potter for the 100th time and drinking some tea from my favorite Star Wars mug, all snuggled up in my nook, when my phone binged. It was a text from Daniel, it read:

“So, I’m not coming over tonight. The guys and I are gonna go out.”

I sighed, cancelling our dinner plans again... I had gotten used to it, I replied:

“That’s okay, I’m just gonna stay in my nook and read my HP”

“HP? Like the sauce? Haha … Anyway... have a good night”

The two years with Daniel had been great, well good. He was a handsome man, with a steady, respectable job. He was sweet and knew what he wanted. We had met at a bar, where he came on to me …strong. I never really got that response from men. Often, they ignored me, or I just didn’t know how to flirt. So, when Daniel, this handsome man, came on to me and didn’t take no for an answer, I felt special, and after a couple of weeks of dating, we became exclusive.  

He had often asked if I wanted to move in with him in his apartment, but I was just not ready for that. I loved my space and alone time. He accepted that, but still needed to know what I was doing every day and who I was with. I thought sometimes it was a bit much, but he assured me that it was only because he loved me so much and was protective of his girl. It might sound stupid but made me feel like a princess.

He didn’t quite get my nerdy side either, in fact he often teased me with it. I didn’t mind, then I had something that was my own.

So here I was curled up in my nook, with my book and tea, putting on my unicorn headphones with Debussy blaring through, and Edith lying on my legs. That was a good night!

*Bling*

My phone made the sound indication a text. I thought it was just a drunk text from Daniel, wondering what I was up to. Contemplating not looking, I remembered that if I didn’t answer he would just call, and that I didn’t want to deal with. Sighing, I picked up my phone, and to my surprise, it wasn’t Daniel’s name on the screen. It read “Tom” ... I had to do a double take and made my eyes as big as saucers. The text read,

“Hello Y/N, wondering what Elle’s favorite vet tech is up to on this Saturday night? /Tom”

The biggest smile ever sneaked up on my face. I quickly replied

“Well hello Tom, nice to hear from you, how is my favorite patient doing? I’m just sitting in my nook reading and listening to some music. How about you?”

“She is doing absolutely amazing, back to being normal, happy Elle. A nook you say? What does that look like?”

I snapped a photo of my nook and pressed send.

“That is the coziest thing I think I’ve ever seen.”

Safe to say I didn’t get to read another line in my book. Tom and I texted all night, discussing music, literature and our pets. I was smiling like an idiot after reading a funny joke Tom made, when it banged on the door loudly. I let out a small squeak of surprise, before getting up and looking out the peephole in my door. There stood Daniel, in all his drunken glory. I sighed and opened the door.

“Hi baby, give me a kiss”

He stumbled through the door and attacked my lips. After a wet sloppy kiss, I got a small break just enough to close the door and lock it.

“Hi honey, wanna come in?” I said thick with sarcasm. I turned around and saw all his clothes on the floor and Daniel came closer in only his underwear. I couldn’t help but smile at the silly drunk, horny man in front of me. Suddenly, he slammed me against the door, giving me a second act of the sloppy kisses, before lifting me up, so I could snake my legs around his waist. He held me up against the door, while trying to get to my breasts. He mumbled something about too much clothes. He put me down and took my hand and pulled me towards the bed.

He pushed me down on the bed and pulled my small t-shirt off and my comfy shorts including my panties. The third act of more sloppy kisses commenced and with no foreplay or nothing, I felt his cock penetrate me and he fucked me for about 3 minutes before he got his release. He laid on top of me, sweaty and already falling asleep.

Well this is romantic.

After some squirming I got out from under Daniel’s heavy body and put him under the covers.

I returned to my nook to clean up, when I saw my phone...

“Tom!”

I said in a small squeaky voice. I looked at my phone to see 3 messages from Tom.

“Well I really enjoy Shakespeare, what other books are you reading at this moment?”

Few minutes later

“Y/N, did I say something wrong? Want to talk about movies instead?”

10 minutes after that

“I think you might have fallen asleep. It is rather late. But thank for the wonderful conversation. Sleep tight in your little nook”

That was received 5 minutes ago.

Oh well, he probably went to bed, should turn in myself.

With a hint of a smile on my lips, I crawled under the covers next to Daniel who by now was snoring and claiming 70% of the bed. I sighed and rolled onto my side, thinking about Tom.

This was not good, but it sure felt good, and different from anything else.

Sleep took over my thoughts.

The next week was quite eventless except the daily texting with Tom. It made me smile big time and to be honest gave me some butterflies in my belly.

What was this man doing to me?? I had a boyfriend, even though I clearly had more in common with Tom, than with Daniel. Why was I thinking about this? I love Daniel, don’t I? I have spent two years with this man. Tom, I didn’t know him...and he can’t be interested in me like that?! Stop thinking like this Y/N!

Leila my boss called my name and pulling me from my thoughts.

“Yeah??”

“Why don’t you head home, I will close up for today.”

“Are you sure? I can stay?”

“You worked hard this week, go home to Edith”

She said with a wink. I gave her a smile and thanked her.

I texted Daniel that I got early off work, if he was up to something? He replied that he had time for a quick dinner at our favorite pizza place.

Sitting in front of Daniel at Lorenzo’s enjoying the pizza, my eyes wondered over the man in front of me devouring a pizza slice.

“Do you wanna do something fun this weekend? I don’t have a shift at the clinic, so I’m up for anything?” I asked with cheer in my voice.

With some cheese dripping from the corner of his mouth, he looked at me

“Yeah… sure... oh shit, I can’t. Gotta go away on a business trip from tomorrow morning to Monday. So sorry babydoll.”

“Oh okay... that sucks... is this new? Haven’t heard about it?”

“Nahh. I just forgot to mention it”

I nodded slowly making a small frown and continued eating my pizza slice.

“By the way sugar, easy on the pizza “

He said it with a wink. I just smiled annoyed at him and he laughed. He had begun making jokes about my weight lately, because, yeah, I had gotten some extra kilos around my body. The obligatory boyfriend-weight. I wasn’t skinny when we started dating, but the extra was noticeable. Daniel still touched me and said I was pretty. But the comments here and there didn’t help with my already shaky self-esteem. But I’d learned to shrug it off and rolled my eyes at it.

Daniel left Saturday morning for his trip. Now it was just me and Edith.

“What do you say Edith, Chinese and Marvel tonight?”

The grey fat cat looked up at me

“Meooow”

“Greats it’s a date” I said patting her lightly on her head.

Crawling under my covers in my bed with Chinese take away boxes everywhere (eating my feelings away was where I excelled).

The opening credits started rolling over the screen Thor: Ragnarok and I was snuggling in with a mouthful egg fried noodles.

When I saw him, I nearly choked on my noodles!

Noooo! It can’t be?? It’s Tom! Elle’s Tom. Holy fuck! I’ve been texting with Tom Hiddleston!

I sat there mouth agape and not knowing what to do with myself.

About 10 minutes later, a *Bing* chimed in on my phone, picking it up and seeing “Tom” on the screen. I dropped the shrimp from my chopsticks, and opened the text

“Hi Y/N, what are you and lovely Edith doing this fine Saturday evening?”

What should I write? I don’t know how to talk to a celebrity??

“Well hello sir, just having a feast of Chinese food and a movie ... “

“That sounds like an amazing night, what movie if I may ask?”

“Thor: Ragnarok”

“Really? Like Marvel huh?

Oh god this is not happening!

“Yeah. Must admit I’m a bit embarrassed”

“And why would you be that?”

“You see, I didn’t recognize you at the clinic”

“Ah I see… hopefully you are not scared away?”

“NO, of course not! I’m just a bit star struck I must admit”

“Well, that’s okay with me. In fact, I find it quite sweet. So, what your favorite marvel movie”

“Got to admit that I prefer the Thor stories over the other”

“Really? I got to ask, are you a Thor or a Loki girl?”

My palms began to feel sweaty and I turned red as a tomato. Here goes nothing

“Got to admit, I’m a sucker for a misunderstood bad boy”

The three dots appeared… then disappeared... Oh shit, cramming some noodles in my mouth, while my heart began racing.

*Bing*…

“Good to know. So, you would join his army then?”

“In a heartbeat, kneel and everything”

Did I just write that? And send it?! Fuck! Well it’s too late now ... and yeah, it’s just fun. Nothing serious. Right?

My heart began beating harder and the butterflies were so bad I almost began feeling nausea.

“Careful pet, playing with fire, are we?”

That text went straight to my core. Reading it repeatedly, I could practically hear Loki’s voice whispering the words. SHIT that was hot. I sat up straight, not knowing what to do with myself. My fingers hovered over the keyboard on my phone. The three dots appeared … I bit down on my lips waiting for the next text.

“Sorry, too much? Didn’t mean to scare you?”

“Oh no don’t apologize. It’s all in good fun. So, what is the big movie star up to this Saturday night? Big party? Red carpet?”

Tried to wheel it back in.

I did have a boyfriend ... boyfriend ... Daniel. Hmm wondering if he had landed?

I sent him a text asking if he landed okay? – No reply

*Bing* Not from Daniel, but from Tom

“You might think that, but no, I am just enjoying my time off with Elle and reading a bit. I do have an idea… if you are up for it of course?”

“Sounds nice. Sure, what is it?”

I was glad that the flirty undertone had disappeared. Didn’t think I would handle that, and I’m quite sure that he was just playing along.

Tom Hiddleston couldn’t possibly want to flirt with me. No, it’s just fun as friends... Right?

“If you don’t have any plans tomorrow, I wondered if I could take you out for some coffee? Never really got a chance to say thank you for helping with my Elle”

Coffee date with Tom Hiddleston? Whose life is this? Not mine that’s for sure!

“Yeah, sounds great. Just text me the deets tomorrow. Think I’m gonna watch my movie and then turn in, if that’s okay?”

“Of course it is love, don’t need to ask permission. Sleep tight”

The butterflies came back in my belly. A coffee date tomorrow with Tom.

Well it’s not a date, just two friends drinking coffee. Oh shit, what was I going to wear?

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[mymiraclebox]

The Many Miracle Boxes

The Native American Box Kiikaa, the Thunderbird of Electricity (Elemental) Shashh, the Bear of Preservation (Timekeeper) Tyyto, the Barn Owl of Secrets (Delta) Chaapa, the Beaver of Innovation (Delta) Yanna, the Bison of Victory (Delta) Dess, the Cougar of Apathy (Delta) Banditt, the Coyote of Guile (Delta) Fawnna, the Deer of Wilderness (Delta) Liiri, the Eagle of Freedom (Delta) Sorren, the Falcon of Observation (Delta) Karrma, the Goose of Justice (Delta) Skipp, the Grasshopper of Scarcity (Delta) Ziibi, the Otter of Transformation (Delta) Habuu, the Rattlesnake of Beauty (Delta) Ommen, the Raven of Probability (Delta) Finn, the Salmon of Wisdom (Delta) Drill, the Woodpecker of Dimension (Delta)

The Wandering Box Graay, the Wolf of Order (Alpha) Prrysm, the Platypus of Chaos (Alpha) Emburr, the Phoenix of Fire (Elemental) Frostt, the Penguin of Endurance (Timekeeper) Seer, the Tuatara of Quondam (Timekeeper) Kicc, the Kangaroo of Avarice (Delta) Attlantis, the Octopus of Choice (Delta) Linn, the Pangolin of Boundary (Delta) Yuume, the Sheep of Dreams (Delta) Prrince, the Swan of Loyalty (Delta)

The Climate Box Duskk, the Grim of Darkness (Elemental) Kirrin, the Qilin of Light (Elemental) Allta, the Frog of Change (Timekeeper) Sicco, the Camel of Desert (Delta) Florra, the Elk of Forest (Delta) Nixx, the Polar Bear of Tundra (Delta) Aqqua, the Seal of Sea (Delta)

The Desert Box Skyy, the Griffin of Air (Elemental) Zipp, the Dragonfly of Progression (Timekeeper) Sennta, the Chameleon of Emotion (Delta) Tuskk, the Elephant of Memories (Delta) Parra, the Giraffe of Confusion (Delta) Sotaa, the Honey Badger of Conflict (Delta) Niisha, the Painted Lycaon of Connections (Delta) Flairr, the Secretarybird of Passion (Delta)

The Forgotten Box Vitaa, the Panda of Life (Alpha) Shii, the Crow of Death (Alpha) Uunice, the Unicorn of Magic (Elemental)

The Jungle Box Stellar, the Firefly of Space (Alpha) Koree, the Raccoon of Void (Alpha) Tonna, the Feathered Serpent of Earth (Elemental) Passtel, the Sloth of Patience (Timekeeper) Faae, the Spider of Destiny (Timekeeper) Llucie, the Caiman of Clarity (Delta) Clikk, the Dolphin of Sound (Delta) Belaa, the Jaguar of Imperception (Delta) Ecco, the Parrot of Language (Delta) Fangg, the Vampire Bat of Fatigue (Delta)

The Mountain Box Ziima, the Yeti of Glaciation (Elemental) Apple, the Red Panda of Lineage (Timekeeper) Misst, the Chipmunk of Elusion (Delta) Anjjel, the Lark of Mercy (Delta) Pilott, the Moose of Direction (Delta) Frijj, the Snow Leopard of Silence (Delta)

The Savannah Box Matto, the Pterosaur of Gravity (Elemental) Keena, the Lemur of Intuition (Timekeeper) Purr, the Cheetah of Sensitivity (Delta) Atticus, the Gorilla of Mathematics (Delta) Duux, the Moth of Guidance (Delta) Huue, the Rainbow Agama of Color (Delta) Kaanda, the Rhino of Augmentation (Delta) Divvi, the Zebra of Duality (Delta)

The Zodiac Box Nokk, the Kelpie of Water (Elemental, Aquarius) Antiqq, the Aurochs of Reversion (Timekeeper, Taurus) Harmonee, the Ant of Cooperation (Delta, Gemini) Snapp, the Crab of Adaptation (Delta, Cancer) Saage, the Dove of Peace (Delta, Virgo) Elle the Gecko of Equality (Delta, Libra) Gloss, the Ibex of Friction (Delta, Capricorn) Valoree, the Lion of Courage (Delta, Leo) Baash, the Mouflon of Strength (Delta, Aries) Daante, the Pike of Intimidation (Delta, Pisces) Spikke, the Porcupine of Precision (Delta, Sagittarius) Verriti, the Scorpion of Truth (Delta, Scorpio)

The Mother Box Tikki, the Ladybug of Creation (Alpha) Plagg, the Black Cat of Destruction (Alpha) Longg, the Dragon of Storm (Elemental)  Sass, the Cobra of Opportunity (Timekeeper) Fluff, the Rabbit of Evolution (Timekeeper) Pollen, the Bee of Subjection (Delta) Nooroo, the Butterfly of Generosity (Delta) Barkk, the Dog of Detection (Delta) Trixx, the Fox of Deception (Delta) Ziggy, the Goat of Imagination (Delta) Kaalki, the Horse of Migration (Delta) Xuppu, the Monkey of Derision (Delta) Mullo, the Mouse of Abundance (Delta) Stompp, the Ox of Determination (Delta) Duusu, the Peacock of Psyche (Delta) Daizzi, the Pig of Compassion (Delta) Orikko, the Rooster of Vigor (Delta) Roaar, the Tiger of Force (Delta) Wayzz, the Turtle of Protection (Delta)

[hyunnie]

Thanks @briee-elle for tagging me :)

honey and lemon or milk and sugar (add in some tea and im gone)

musicals or plays (mamma mia makes me cry)

lemonade or iced tea (how about lemon iced tea)

strawberries or raspberries (i have a thing for strawberry smoothies)

winter or summer (so i can wear high wasted shorts)

beaches or forests (gimme dat salt water)

planets or constellations (not a huge space person but these are pretty)

pastels or neons (i ain’t tryna blind myself)

diners or cafés  (i fucking love pastries)

unicorns or dragons (american dragon jake long y’all ya heard)

gemstones or crystals (what’s the difference lmao)

hummingbirds or owls (owl means are hilarious)

fireworks or sparklers (please keep the fire away from me)

brunch or happy hour (brunch cause thats when i wake up)

sweet or sour (i fucking love sour patch kids)

rome or amsterdam (never been to amsterdam)

classic art or modern art 

sushi or ramen (i fucking love unagi)

sun or moon (i can actually look at it)

polka dots or stripes (both make me look wide) 

macarons or croissants (they’re so fluff)

glitter or matte (my dad bought me clothes from justice all the time so i am traumatized)

aquariums or planetariums (the jellyfish exhibit at monterey is amazing)

colouring books or watercolours 

fairy lights or candles (no fire for me)

dinosaurs, pirates or aliens (i can’t talk to dinosaurs or aliens)

I’ve tagged enough people in shit for today so just feel free to do this and run wild folks