#elmo is scary

[pawfulofwaffles]

I have 4 comfort plushies that get to stay in my bed all the time while the rest have a rotation chart of 3 different ones every night since there's so many of them, sometimes I wonder if the other plushies are jealous of the ones that get to stay up there.

[candiid-caniine]

babes, I swear I don't mean to keep disappearing! writing requests are def still happening, but shits been wild over here on the ranch and I actually like shut out my entire online life when I'm stressed so I do apologize, but at the same time don't regret it, as it's what keeps me healthy and functional.

long story short: having to hire a lawyer for my sibling, being threatened by an ex employee of mine, and oh yeah-- I have fucking employees now, because my whole work team just went through a massive shift so the middle management saga has begun.

FML!! 😊

[y0url0verb0y]

If I had a dollar for every time Elmo (yes the little red monster) hit me with a door I'd have one dollar.

Which isn't a lot, no, but weird that it happened at all 😭😭.

[numbaoneflaya]

THAT TAR ZOMBIE RIGHTT LIKE WHATTTT IS EVEN THATTTT BROOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭,,,,GH,,,OK,,,,OK LIKE OK,,,,the tar zombie literally- and I'm not shitting u- caused me to have so many re occurring fucked up zombie dreams as a child ( YOUNG CHILD TOO LIKE 7 OR 8😭😭🏃‍♂️ ) that it gave me this dread like fear of zombies. nothing to this day gives me that fucked dread feeling like zombies do. the man has fucked me severely

He is 1000 fucking percent certified greasy gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never even seent that movie before just looking at that little sick freak of fuck has me wanting to buy a hatchet!! Put that man to use and use him to fill up a pothole!!!!!!!! Pave over him!! pave!

[vindaya]

The daze of Elmo

[luikcigarro]

Fanf 4 or sesame street 💀💀💀

[frillsand]

Hi! Okay, so you showed us Wally's interactions with Kermit and Elmo... Buuuut~ What about Barney? That big purple dinosaur was my childhood. I just wanna know what's he like in your au and how he'd interact with Wally. Not to mention the size difference of the two. ^^ you don't have to answer if you don't want to. Have a great day!

Wally and Barney? They don’t see each other often but I guess they’re on good terms.

Wally of course likes to mess with him, it’s the most amusing thing to him. It’s not his fault Barney is so easily frazzled.

His towering height surprisingly doesn’t bother Wally at all. Maybe it’s Barney’s soft demeanor that makes up for it.

Wally teases him on the fact that his show uses child actors.

Also adding another huge puppet Wally would love . Bear reminds Wally of his best buddy Barnaby and he likes to cling onto the soft fur. Wally would be an absolute darling to him.

Maybe they’re late for their monthly book club, who knows.

I forgot how scary Barney looks, or is it just me?

[oftlunarialmoon]

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Marble Hornets (found footage/scary themes)

LPS Popular

MPGIS (Swearing warning)

Randy Feltface Writes a Novel (Swearing warning)

Puppet History (Swearing warning)

Too Many Spirits (Swearing warning)

Ghost Files (Swearing warning and scary warning)

Are You Scared? (Swearing warning and scary warning)

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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Elmo's World: All Day With Elmo (2013 DVD)

[earthstellar]

I feel like any Seekers on Earth would be fucking terrified of Weather Happening

At the moment, a thunderstorm in London has a few flights grounded at Heathrow Airport due to high winds and poor visibility

Now imagine being a Cybertronian flier and suddenly having to deal with Earth's weather patterns

It would be shit scary to be flying at Seeker speeds/altitudes and then run into a rainstorm cloud, or lightning, or hail

Plenty of weird weather phenomena like St Elmo's Fire might throw them off, too

IDK Fun to consider Seekers experiencing rain in flight for the first time, screeching about rust building up in their landing gear before they even land lmao

The dramatics from Starscream would be so real

But also, weather is a real threat on Earth, and it might take them some getting used to

[fluffygiraffe]

So, I saw your Puzzlevision Jr. AU and I can say that he's so adorable! What is his story in the Puzzlevision Jr. AU?

Puzzlevison Junior! Full Lore! CW; Spoilers!

Mr. Puzzles never grew out of Children's TV shows, but accidentally seeing a violent one scared him. That show was why he felt he should cut off his head and put a TV there. He's less violent, nicer, and probably acts more childish. Probably has better intentions, making the world a better place and safer for children of all ages! The shows he'd make the cast would be more story-book, cookie-cutter, happy, and less violent. In the movie, when he realizes Mario has run away, he tries to get him to come back in the nicest way possible, but Mario is really upset with the fact he took his TV time. He'd get his face smashed in, as he realized later he had to let chaos run amok in his channels to actually get good ratings, probably cried (as he didn't want it to be scary). But in the end, he did. Mr. Puzzles would politely try and put them in different shows but get startled when they started being violent in them. When he got the Five Stars, he immediately removed all the scary TV shows, leaving only his channel. The set would be more happy and colorful, think Sesame Street Elmo's World When Mario ruined it, though, he almost began to cry, but he kept his cool and told Mario to "Go into the corner and count to 1000" with a fake parent-like tone. When the cast break out and make their own show, he'd get really upset and whiney, starting to cry as he threw another fit, slamming his foot down over and over as he simply began to complain. In the fight, he'd be dodging the others, trying to be more defensive and he'd try not to hurt anybody. When they get five and a half stars, he'd lose his powers. He'd begin to apologize and cry, mostly about the castle. He "didn't mean for all the bad to happen" and he "promises he'll be good this time." (Note, I'm on the edge of him being redeemed or he just gets kicked away like in the movie.)

All the Movies!

IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT - Something went wrong. SMG4 was making the best video ever, and the TV had to help him! It's only the nice thing to do! The keyboard would be more pastel, but still, meaty themes that he mostly tried to hide. The meat went awry, and the rest of the movie went normally.

Western Spaghetti - A more cartoony and happy version of a Western place. One-Shot Wren tries to be as evil as the place allows him to be. His downfall was the fact that the world limited his powers, and Meggy was only "knocked out" every time that she should have been killed.

WOTFI 2023 - Mr. Puzzles expected a nice happy lesson about how stealing is wrong, but it went wrong. The episode is the same.

In the end, he looked nervous as he sat down, clutching his knees. He then says "I promise children, next time, it'll be different... Next time will be better."

All the Episodes!

Mario's Mysteries - It's basically the same, except there are no violent themes. Why would there be? Kids shows don't have those! The only time that there are any "adult themes" is when the programming breaks in the TV Time song, in which Mr. Puzzles looks very distressed and worried, though he changes the topic to The Bee Movie. The pipebomb reward was replaced with a kazoo! The Bloo-Skido part was a playground instead, and the rocket launcher was a party popper. When they find out Mario ate the spaghetti, there is a flash of anger in SMG4's eyes, which quickly is replaced with playful cheeriness as the episode ends with SMG4 promising more spaghetti for him.

Once Upon an SMG4 - Practically the same, except for the fact that there is less being mean to the animals. The motives for money are changed to healing the sick animals because we want a good message after all! The SMG4 Witch is less scary, of course, because he doesn't want to scare small children. More cartoony too. The scene where Smg3 meets the fairy godmother goes more like this- The animals still mess up the dress, but while Smg3's eye twitches, he tells the animals they tried their best. Mr. Puzzles comes in with pastel fairy wings and a crown, of course with a tutu. "Hello, dear princess! I'm the fairy godmother and- What in the world are you wearing?" (He sounds more concerned and worried.)

Scooby Mario, Where'd You Go? - Practically the same, doesn't really change much. The robots are less spooky and the atmosphere is colorful. Instead of going to prison for breaking an animatronic, Bob comes out of the bathroom and asks what he missed. Turns out he was in there the whole time! They then get the pizza as the camera moves out, the show having a happier ending!

Mr. Puzzles' Incredible Game Show Spectacular! - Pastel colors! Yay! He doesn't get mad, he gets sad and overwhelmed. Instead of screaming "IN A MINUTE" with a scary face, he simply looks upset with wide eyes. Exasperated, I suppose it's called. He tries to negate fighting, trying to help them settle their differences and try and make up with reasons like "You should always be nice to your friends" and such. Mario ruins everything and Mr. Puzzles has a temper tantrum. It's less "trying to kill everybody" and more "go away! :(" He doesn't actively try to hurt anybody, and the cage he uses for Mario is just a cardboard box. The audience is plushies.

[nycbirdenby]

thanks for the tag @asclexe!

were you named after anyone?

I named myself after Elmo, the puppet

when was the last time you cried?

watching DPS with @coraldonkey1102 earlier this week

do you have kids?

haha, no

what sports have you played / do you play? 

I've done dance but I'm a theater person, not a sports person

do you use sarcasm?

yes but I'be been told im bad at it

first thing you notice about people?

I'm so bad at people including facial recognition. outfits i guess?

what is your eye color?

hazel

scary movies or happy endings?

I like scary films, I'm a huge carrie fan!

any talents?

I think im a pretty good singer, I have a big vocal range (4 octave)

what are your hobbies?

sleeping? Reading fanfic writing fanfic tumblring. Brainrotting

do you have any pets?

no pets but i do frequently threaten to steal @coraldonkey1102's

how tall are you?

i dont actualy know somewhere ROUND 5'1 im very short

favorite subject in school?

Drama.

dream job?

Theatre actor!

no pressure tags: @coraldonkey1102 @sir-teddy-of-bear @tadpolebobatea

[cyberpunkhwx]

Going to a haunted house with them

❥Pairing: Ateez x gn!reader

❥Genre: fluff, crack

❥Word count:0.4k

★Hongjoong:

Tries to be brave for you

Keyword "tries"

Ends up being more scared then you. Clinging to you for dear life.

Will cuddle you whole night to keep you (Mostly him) safe.

★Seonghwa:

Finds you cute af

Coo over you the whole time while you clinging onto him.

"Cup cakes, if you don't let me go we won't be able to finish this. The faster we go the sooner its over, okay?

Tries so hard to be serious.

Woould flinch at the jump scares, but would make sure you're okay before anything.

★Yunho:

UNBOTHERED KING

The only thing that would make him flinch is you're scream.

"WOAH WOAH, babe are you okay?"

Couldn't help but let a chuckle when he find out the reason was a masked guy who taped on your shoulder.

"Wanna go on my back? I can carry you though the rest of the way. You can hug me while we finish it faster ^~^"

Yeosang:

Doesn't looks like it but is actually really scared.

Poker face on the outside.

Sitting himself on the inside.

"You know you can trust me right y/n? I won't let anything happen to yo-WOAHHHHHH"

Please hug him afterwards and tell him he did a good job.

★San:

Will PUNCH them if they make you cry

His taekwando skills would come in use.

Kick them all in the face to save you? Yes

would try to protect you from the bad guys but ends up finding a way to run away

"CMON Y/N WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS HELL"

★Mingi:

Please be strong and tell him its okay to be scared🥺

Would yell really hard if they jump out of nowhere.

"Y/n I think I kno-YAHHHHHY"

Would accidentally scare the shit out of the actors way with his deep voice though.

"Y/n? I think they are gone?"

★Wooyoung:

Be ready for his ELMO SCREAM

Gonna clinging to you for his dear

If you thought he gonna man up and act brave….

YOURE VERY WRONG

Would bite the actors though😃

★Jongho:

Your Knight in shinning armor

Will calm walk through the house as he lets you cling to him for safety

Low-key (HIGH-key) judges the actors for not being scary at all (you didn't agree with him about this)

"Pff they aren't even trying, why are they even getting paid for this?"

"JONGHO STFU AND KEEP GOING"

"I WOULD IF YOU LET GO OF MY LEG!!!"

"I DONT WANNA DIE THIS YOUNG"

"you're lucky I love you🙄"

Ateez masterlist

[gin-juice-tonic]

Worm adventures with @tazmiilly

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Image 1

Fiddleford: Stanford would ya still let me build your gateway if I was a little bug? A worm?

Ford: As long as your worm-brain is still capable of understanding Hyper-Advanced engineering

Image 2

Fiddleford: Well I’ll be! (He is content)

[Pointing to Bill Bird]: Scary

Fiddleworm - The tie - gotta be business professional

Ford Worm: “Why am I a worm?” - Obligatory Tie - Word (Worm Ford)

Image 3

Wormtal (Worm Portal) - hole - dirt

Ford: You might say it’s a “wormhole”

Bill: SHUT  UPPPP

LMAO

Image 4

Dipper: So everyone was a worm in that dimension?

Ford: Precisely. Anytime you fall into hardship just remember these words: “At least I’m not a worm”

help

Image 5

It would be funny if he was the only normal guy

Stan?  - yeah

Grunkle Stan: Was there a worm Stanley?

Like elmos world - HELLO

Worm Ford: Stan

- Stanley’s World -

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

☆

I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

◇

So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

♧

U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

◇

And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

♡

U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

☆

🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

♡

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[wyn-n-tonic]

"Philly's a rude city, the people are so rude and mean and hateful and violent." Okay so why do I feel safe walking down the street and wearing noise canceling headphones? Why was I walking around Center City one day and I thought I looked haggard as fuck but this woman on the street shouted that she loved my dress so I shouted back "OLD NAVY!" When I lived in Southwest Philly, I had an older neighbor who sat on his porch all day long and he didn't go inside until he knew all his neighbors were home safe. One time, he didn't see my car but he saw lights on in my house so he knocked on the door to make sure I was okay. I also used to walk around the neighborhood a lot and he was like, "Hey, I'm worried about you doing this all alone and I have a dog that I can't really walk anymore because I'm old. Would you be interested in taking her out with you so she gets some exercise and you get to stay safe because you have a big scary dog?" YES. When I moved to a different neighborhood, we had a snowstorm the night I moved in. I went outside to clean my car the next morning and it had already been done and there was a note on my car that said, "Welcome to the hood, may Allah be with you."

Does your city have Elmo leading a drum line while a junk yard burns in Port Richmond? Does your city have Batman show up to protect protestors? Does your city have Gritty? No and that sucks for you but it's not our fault we're so popular. Fuck you, Go Birds.

[hellcheer-heaven]

Any Headcanons for girl dad!Eddie?

Yes, yes I do!

When he learned that they were having a girl, he was even more excited than Chrissy.

Eddie adored Elizabeth the moment she was born.

He is tender, gentle, and kind to his little girl.

He would move the stars and moon for her.

When she was an infant he would get teary eyed when he would pass her over to someone else, even if it was for a minute with a familiar person.

Chrissy would tell him that she needs to breastfeed her, but he can’t let her go, “No, Chrissy, I don’t want to. Please just a few more minutes.”

Eddie is pretty good at impressions so he would talk to baby Elizabeth as Kermit the Frog, Elmo, and Mickey Mouse.

Aside from the usual children’s songs, he will also sing gentle renditions of rock and metal songs to her; oddly enough those ones help to ease her when she’s crying.

If she wants to play princesses, he will gladly put on a tutu and tiara.

If she wants to play dinosaur, she will chase him and he must get “eaten” every time; otherwise he’s gonna “eat” her.

His knowledge of hair care was next to nothing, so he quickly learned how to care for and style her locks in different ways.

For her first day of preschool, he and Chrissy made her a little jean jacket with adorable patches: A butterfly, a heart, a rabbit, three flowers, and a rainbow.

Eddie wanted to add band logos, but he was worried that the teachers would judge her (turns out the teachers loved rock/metal too).

Chrissy reminds Eddie that Lizzie needs to eat nutritional food when she goes to preschool (which he does pack), but he’ll sneak at least one sweet treat into her lunch.

Eddie is the tickle monster: He loves to tickle Chrissy and Lizzie.

He is also the raspberry monster.

He will be her canvas when it comes to play makeup, “Pretty. So pretty like mommy and me.”

Chrissy has taken a number of pictures of three y/o Lizzie making up his face.

Lizzie loves to listen to her dad’s “scary/crazy music” and asks him to play it, resulting in them rocking out to Black Sabbath, Metallica, and more.

He will clap the loudest and cheer the longest whenever she performs a song.

Eddie loves to play his acoustic for her; he would play and sing Beatles songs to her.

He will create different voices for the characters in her story books.

He will give many, many, many kisses on her forehead.

Lizzie will try to get her dad on her side when Chrissy tells her “no.”

She gives him the sad puppy eyes and he’s trying not to let that get to him.

It was challenging at first, but he does learn to be consistent and follow through after telling her “no.”

He always tells her that he loves her.

When she begins to talk a little more, Eddie does a special morning ritual with her in front of the mirror every morning.

He holds her and asks her to repeat each of these phrases: “I am strong. I am brave. I am smart. I am beautiful. I am loved.”