#elvisposter

[bonehilda-deactivated]

let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out

[riverscuomoforcefem]

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

[union-elvis]

Woah Mama, regulations are written in the blood of the working class

[stitch-elvis]

woah mama means family

[marciliedonato]

Woah mama, teenagers scare the living shit out of me *hip thurst*😳😱😱😶‍🌫️🕺 << Gerard Way if he was Elvis

[communist-elvis-official]

Woah comrade the workers should own the means of production hummina hummina

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I don't support AI

[muppet-elvis]

Woah mercy, mod a wanted me to come on here to let y'all know somethin' important, so a here it goes:

So ya see, this lil' thing is a happenin' on Discord. The worst thing is ya can't opt outta it. It's a likely in your server already:

Humina humina, if you're an artist (and I know a lotta ya are), please a watch out when a postin' images on Discord. Maybe it'd be good to feed it garbage images to ruin its codin', who knows. Either way, please let ya fella artists know about this.

Thank ya very much for listenin', thank ya.

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

[therealfranksinatra]

I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.

[jailhouse-md-rock]

Woah momma, Cuddy cut my prostitute budget again. Woah momma, I had to steal money from Wilson's wallet so I could pay my girl Cinnamon

Woah momma, we didn't even make the hanky panky! We just played Rock Band on Wilson's TV. Woah, momma!

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube

please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.

[union-elvis]

Boss makes a dollar, we make a dime, that’s why we organize on company time, hummina hummina

[elvis-stressley]

Oh, wow. What a cool, entirely normal recommendation.

I don't see anything that could hint at anything

NOTHING AT ALL HAHA-

(for legal reasons, this is a joke.)

WOAH mama, @elvis-popeley @jeselvis-christ I pray to thee, lift this wicked curse off of my blog, amen *stressed hip thrust*

(Ps I’m a big fan @satan-offical can you sign my cast?)

[marciliedonato]

Dog Elvis would be like 'woof, mama' 🕺🐕🐶

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.