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[ohninefive]

name: em / 25+

i post: (too many) selfies, ootds, anything fashion adjacent

my posts: cheeky, occasionally nsfw + ok to reblog 💫

tags: #em face #em text

ask, dms + submissions are always open, just be cool

general need to know:

i’m not gonna sext you. i find it extremely embarrassing/cringe.

i will not follow you if you post: dd/lg, only/a lot of porn, anything non-rack or non-ssc compliant.

no, i don’t have snapchat. no, i will not get snapchat just for you.

i’m bi & grey-ace! i rarely experience sexual attraction so your nudes do nothing for me. for your sake, stop sending me pics of your dick - it's not impressive, it's not hot, it's just a lump of flesh to me.

i have had a lot of weird sexual experiences which you are free to ask abt! i’m very interested in sexual psychology and niche sex subcultures so i’ve tried everything at least once to see if it was something i liked.

i've retired from making content.

cash app - $ohninefive

ko-fi (paypal) - https://ko-fi.com/ohninefive

[ladytaetae]

Back for a minute to say hello from Korea!

[u3pxx]

chat i dont think i can explain this one

[paper-mario-wiki]

i need to become hotter. i need to push the transgender slider up higher.

[emilbh]

isabotagemyself on tiktok / unknown / fruiteas on instagram / unknown / unknown / strangers - ethel cain

[aeon-uriel]

i need everyone to think about soft zolu a lot, okay? thank u

[xzinbdg]

☆ boyfriend!ni-ki texts! ☆

pairing: ni-ki x reader

enhypen masterlist // main masterlist

next boynextdoor ->

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: DYING WORDS OF GRANDFATHER THAT RAISED ME AFTER MY PARENTS BURNED TO DEATH WHEN THE FAMILY HOME WAS LIT ON FIRE BY THE NEIGHBOR'S BOY. DMV: FUCK THEM Verdict: DENIED

[eliotbaum]

just perfect

LMAO I screamed

[demigods-posts]

saw someone point out that annabeth would have multiple streaks of grey in her hair since she held the sky for significantly longer than percy. and now. i'm imagining our girl with grey highlights threaded through her natural hair.

[bruciemilf]

Superbat 🤝 Bruharvey 🤝 Batlantern 🤝 Brutalia 🤝 Ghostbat 🤝 Wonderbat

“Missionary, so we can keep arguing”

[ohninefive]

14 inches later 🤠

[ladytaetae]

We. Got. The.

[u3pxx]

based on this post that just absolutely killed me when i first read it wheezes

[phemiec]

I’ve never been into dcu before but I’ve been binging batfam stuff and lore videos for 3 days because I watched one thing about Jason Todd fell in love with him instantly and then I needed to know where he fit in Batman lore since there are 700 robins and ended up finding out about his whole family

Is that how this works with batfam fans? Because damn there’s a lot of you and I’m curious if it typically starts with one robin, like, you just find your robin and then whoops the rest of them come as a package deal now? Because I feel like that might be the case lol

[emilbh]

anjali_yyy on pinterest / unknown / agamemnon - aeschylus / unknown / yearningforyourlove on tiktok / lookinginsidemymind on tiktok / woh_kaun_thi on pinterest