#embarassing him

[ankhlesbian]

Why did they introduce genta in an episode where the villain was specifically someone only takeru could sense. Reinforce that he has to lead alone and that he has the burden of being the strongest but also remind him of when he was weaker and how he arguably ruined a kid’s life with his childish choices just in case he forgot he has to lead alone and make the right choices now. Whadda hell man

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you have such a interesting body ethan ...

[teaboot]

The people in my neighboring apartments have tourettes and night terrors, which took a little while to get used to as someone with zero experience with that, but now it's kinda nice cause I'll be home alone late at night and hear someone shout "CUNT FUCKER" and it'll be like yay! :D Nice guy Mike is home! :D Not alone now! :D

[g-raec]

herobrine

[yourangle-yuordevil]

A wonderful B-side ❤

[moran4444]

silly little sketch of drunk kavi shenanigans

[seokjinite]

SEOKJIN + looks i'm not normal about (cr. 0613data, apple tape)

[tiny-huts]

Kinda weird to me when people make Gale blushie about sex or whatever in fanon because in canon he just walks up to you like WATCHING YOU FIGHT MADE ME HORNY IVE READ ABOUT THAT IN PORN. HAVE YOU ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THAT? like sorry the man canonically fucks and is bold as all hell. He says to you in front of God and everyone. There are Harper's who almost died and he's like they can wait I need to go tell my boyfriend that I need him carnally

[captainvulcant]

Everyone's always going on about Crowley/David Tennant being the slutty one with his slutty little walk and his slutty and unusual little relationship with furniture but no one talks about slutty Aziraphale/Michael Sheen and his slutty little expressions every time he looks at Crowley, the harlot

Michael Sheen is a master of micro-expressions and knew what he was doing.

[ryoalouette]

Batman looms over Phantom

And in an attempt to intimidate Phantom, he utters his name-

"Inviso-Bill."

AKA

Danny would really, really like that specific name to die off, thank you very much.

[noecoded]

rlly such a romantic :3

[piratefishmama]

we need more Rockstar Eddie braining himself trying to do a crowd surf and Paramedic Steve having to endure a very embarrassing drive to the hospital where said rockstar keeps asking him if heaven sent him.

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

Futamono Flower Meaning

So you're telling me that the very night after Will whore Graham sent someone to murder Hannibal simp Lecter, the man created this?!

[sofiaruelle]

Elliot and his emotional support crab burning the midnight oil.

[wienners]

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. His actor has gone on record saying heath ledgers joker inspired his acting choices. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like bill ciphers first year on HRT. Hes basically like my artistic muse. For some fucking reason i associate the song cake by the ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.