So Wiggly is basically a tickle me elmo and Pokey is a doll that sings, but what would the other lords in black toy gimmicks be?
I think Blinky would have a baby cam in it. A little strange and unethical but hey, it’s Hatchetfield.
Nibbly would be one of those dolls that you feed, but somehow whatever the doll eats just doesn’t come back out. it just kind disappears. Also they would definitely eat kids’ hair and fingers as well.
Tinky I’m not sure about. He could come with a little maze (the bastards box). Maybe he’d be one of those scented stuffed toys, but he just smells awful for some reason. I also think a ferby style Tinky would be fun. He won’t shut up even when kids take the batteries out and he ends up in the closet where he continues to turn on in the middle of the night and giggle. I think he also makes an ominous ticking sound, but not all the time, just enough to make you feel like you’re going crazy.
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Music Monday
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Songs for Far Cry The Silver Chronicles, Life, Despair & Monsters and A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore. Music below the cut.
Vega, my Fallout 76 OC, is one of the "Residents" of Vault 76. Originally a settlement planner, she is now on a quest of revenge against the other residents of Vault 76 for "wrongfully" leaving her behind in the vault. Truthfully nobody wanted to deal with her bullshit and didn't want to wait on her when they had a job they'd been waiting 25 years to do, so they left her to sleep in (because she had a bit wee too much to drink during the night of Reclamation Day), thinking she'd catch up to them later. Vega did not take it likely. She also has a particularly concerning obsession with Vault 76's Overseer, viewing the older woman as her rival (even if the Overseer views Vega as merely a minor annoyance at best and always poking holes in Vega's delusions). This song pretty much sums up Vega's POV regarding the Overseer (and her fellow Vault 76's Residents).
"Oh, wherever you go
You know I will follow you
You know I will run to you
Oh, the sun and the moon
It don't matter what you do
You know I will run to you
Can't believe in all this time I'm hurting for you
But you feel like hold down
The love you give it lift's so high I'm dying for it
I'm dying for it
And I can't let you go
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Or you'll lose, or you'll lose
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Or you'll lose, or you'll lose
If you hide away I'll hunt you down
And follow you to the end of the Earth
My heart beats with yours
My lungs breathe with yours
You're a piece of me
I can't hide away
Oh, I'm under your spell
I'm making and I'm fading
And nobody can see
I'm your heartbeat
You're part of me
Can't believe in all this time I'm hurting for you
But you feel like hold down
The love you give it lift's so high I'm dying for it
I'm dying for it
And I can't let you go
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Or you'll lose, or you'll lose
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Hide away, hide away from me
Or you'll lose, or you'll lose."
Have a lovely ship song between Mercy Omar-Seed and Carmina Rye (the former is the daughter of Silva Omar and Faith Seed, the latter the daughter of Nick and Kim Rye). While Old Dusk (the WIP of the New Dawn arc) can be quite bleak (not as bleak as Silva's Hope though) due to the circumstances, this relationship is one of the most heartwarming highlights that I've been developing.
"Let's go below zero and hide from the sun
I'll love you forever where we'll have some fun
Yes, let's hit the North Pole and live happily
Please don't cry no tears now, it's Christmas, baby
My snowman and me, hey
My snowman and me
Baby
Don't cry snowman, don't you fear the sun
Who'll carry me without legs to run, honey?
Without legs to run, honey?
Don't cry snowman, don't you shed a tear
Who'll hear my secrets if you don't have ears, baby?
If you don't have ears, baby?
I want you to know that I'm never leaving
Because I'm Mrs. Snow, 'til death we'll be freezing
Yeah, you are my home, my home for all seasons
So come on let's go."
Imagine being amongst a group of individuals who have been brutally mutilated, experimented on or in general fucked over by the same short dude who's not only from another dimension and can travel through it to other worlds, but also runs a cult-like science organization dead-set on ruining humanity's life to help them "evolve" and laugh at their despair... well, that's the crux of Life, Despair & Monsters, a group of individuals, some of whom sure weren't the greatest (but still didn't deserve what happened to them), whose lives were negatively and irreversibly impacted by that of one Sir Enigma Malvolio and his Ruins of the Midnight Rise. All because he wanted to see how humans could cope with erratically spontaneous and disastrous change to their livelihoods.
"You say I'm craving hope in this darkness
You say I'm just a joke, just a joke
Shivers my spine so much
Swimming in the river styx too much
They try to let go of us
But the truth is...
Once you're in then
You're one of us
Truth is...
Once you're in then
You're one of us
One of us
Truth is once you're in then
You're one of us
My darling in fire
My darling rolls in fire
You liar
You say my darling rolls in fire, in fire
You say my darling burns in fire
You're a liar."
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So you know that post about Enigma's "Sadeness" going round, where everyone in the 90ies was into Gregorian Chants for a month?
It was NOT just a month.
The 90ies is a whole decade of unexpected and weird bangers which were based on combinations of synth, traditional instruments, traditional music, choral work and religious music. This is why there was always a whole section in shops called "New Age" (which pretty much meant "weird music we can't classify").
So Enigma releases "Sadeness" in 1990 and it becomes wildly popular in Europe. The band is still going strong apparently, though I haven't heard of any of their other music.
In 1993 in France, another Gregorian Chant banger came out: the soundtrack from a (terrible) comedy called Les Visiteurs.
If the theme sounds familiar, it's because in 1996 the composer Eric Lévy formed the band Era (also still going to this day) and the song "Ameno" was another banger. The album was apparently France's biggest musical export in 1996.
In 1994, another choral banger hit the charts. Written phonetically in a language that sounds like Latin, it was used in adverts and the album generally sold really well.
Okay so how was it possible for this many Latin-sounding choral work weird-ass bangers to get so popular? Well, IMO, someone paved the way for them.
Enya topped the charts for weeks in 1989 with her album Watermark and single "Orinoco Flow". Her music heavily relies on choral work, is heavily inspired by religious and classical music, with her own Irish spin on it. While "Orinoco Flow" sounds quite far from that dark Gregorian style, a number of lesser-known tracks definitely have a feel of it. This is my favourite from 1995, all in Latin (other notable ones are "Cursum Perficio" and "Tempus Vernum"):
And if you're one of those snobs poo-poohing Enya as "just cutesy ambient music", she is still Ireland's bestselling solo artist 35 years later, in spite of the fact that she doesn't tour and only releases an album every 5 years or so. She has influenced many artists, been used in soundtracks and sampled into several songs which themselves became hits. Her music is complex and varied - if you care to dig further than her singles.
And since it's Christmas, it's only appropriate for me to end with this gorgeous adaptation of a Christmas hymn:
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I hope Omar + team won‘t forget about that music video he shot back in October (?) 😁
Well, he said not soon but soon. 😏 Time has a different meaning for Mr Rudberg and his team. ⌛️⏳
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If you strip silverdyne down to its core, it can be described in very simple and just as deep words, actually.
"I love you."
And that basically is it.
(Also look for "I love you... I'll kill you. But I'll love you forever.")
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