#eve on anon

[itadoricest]

Hello itadoricest v v v imptttt !! How does it work out when ur fave guy has housewife kink (-> reader to be his housewife), but the reader has househusband kink vvvv important crush ur brain gimme ans 👊😚👊 -eve

the way i misread this ask and thought you were specifically asking about Nanami 😭🤚🏻 i have housewife Nanami brain worms right now so we’re gonna talk about housewife Nanami because who would i be if i didn’t feminize that man 😔💔

when he brings it up to you, you can’t just tell him that you want him to be your housewife instead… you gotta play it smart. so tell him that if he wants you to be his little housewife so badly, he should be yours for a week or two to see what it’s like. if he doesn’t tap out, then you’ll talk about it. this seems fair, so obviously Nanami agrees to it.

use that week to really break him down. make sure you compliment his cooking and how nice he’s keeping the house for you, but don’t shy away from telling him that he missed a spot on the kitchen floor or that he folded your laundry wrong— Nanami appreciates the honesty.

fucking him whenever you want is important; it doesn’t matter if he’s cleaning the living room or trying to make dinner, push him down on his knees and make him eat you out. make him keep a plug in, too, so if you want to fuck him, he’s always wet and ready for you, like a good housewife should be for her husband. then there’s nothing stopping you from from bending him over the kitchen table when you get home 🩷

feminize him a little bit, too. just a little bit… housewives shouldn’t wear boxers, so make him borrow your panties for the week. call his dick his clit and his ass his cunt. tell him how pretty he is, and how you have the best wife ever <3 then step on his dick and make him give you head.

by the end of the week, he should be thinking about how nice it is to not be in control when he’s at home… there’s always so many serious things to take care of with work, so only having to worry about cooking and cleaning and getting fucked at home is a very, very welcome change for him.

if you do it right, by the end of the week Nanami won’t even want you to be his housewife anymore. he’ll be perfectly happy where he is 🩷

[hello-eeveev]

Essek and Jester hanging out and enjoying some pastries!

The besties!!!

[mfshipbracket]

Can't imagine thinking reylo is a top seed. They would lose against every other ship in this bracket. They would lose against every other ship period. They would lose to Adam/Eve from the bible. And Eve accidentally damned them both. It would still be 97/3 sweep for Adameve.

i think adameve could sweep not just against reylo, but in their own right too. if you think about it, eve was the first girlboss for rebelling against the theocratic authoritarian regime. and adam was the first malewife for breaking the only law in existence just because his wife told him to

[foursaints]

the idea that evan just doesn't like food always tickles me. like this little guy will return home from dissecting and running experiments on corpses to just eat... a biscuit? a little snack? before bedtime?

we're underestimating the extent to which evan rosier attends to his own bodily upkeep like a fucking robot... i think he returns home from dissecting to sit at his kitchen counter. he sighs laboriously, and then eats his beloved bowl of porridge at 11pm, then he turns to eat a handful of vegetables & protein bars which he's selected to optimize his nutrition. he hates the whole process so it looks like Deadpan Expression -> Loud Bite Of Celery -> Visible Wince -> Repeat

barty is sitting across the table absolutely Housing a burrito just watching this like Bro.....

[popfizzles]

THANK YOU gholdengo is genuinely so cute.. why are ppl haters

We call them Midas because anything he touches turns to gold!

I caught a shiny Buizel while training them, and her name is Sunny!!

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Jaune warns Eve that he will spank her if she keeps up with her obsession with her ex.

“If you don’t stop with your twisted obsession with Blake. I will give you the hand.”

Eve let out a growl of half-anger half-fear as she glared at the stupid human bastard whom she can’t stand but also can’t stop thinking about.

[anthurak]

Thinking about your posts regarding Emily being as to Charlie and Vaggie as Eve was to Lucifer and Lilith, that potential dynamic has become very interesting given Lucifer’s… comments about Lilith and Eve during the finale

And what's REALLY interesting is that a lot of the parallels between Chaggie and the Morningstar couple has framed Vaggie as more of the parallel to Lucifer. Which certainly has some FUN implications as to Vaggie and Emily (jealousy leading to 'rivals-to-lovers' perhaps? XD)

But in all seriousness, yeah the reveal of a potential Lucifer/Lilith/Eve polycule is VERY interesting and I'm certainly now super curious as to what we might learn about what really happened between those three.

Like I would not be surprised at all if Charlie's storybook turns out to be an unreliable narrator and we find out something like how it was actually Lilith who gave Eve the apple. Which of course would certainly parallel nicely with Charlie revealing the truth of the extermination to Emily.

As I mentioned in my theory post on Rosie being a disguised Eve and possibly even being Charlie's real/other mom, I think it's pretty likely that something bad went down between Lucifer, Lilith and Eve in the intervening years and likely caused Eve to go underground and may have even contributed to Lucifer's and Lilith's separation.

All of which could easily position Charlie, Vaggie and Emily as a FOIL to the OG Unholy Trinity by not repeating their mistakes and truly coming together.

[leviscolwill]

how did trent celebrate for his niece?? i’m still new so sorry if youve said before 🙂

don't worry love, i didn't even talk abt it on here,, he showed an A that stands for his newborn niece's name when he scored today !!

[itadoricest]

mei mei being your "topless maid" -eve😔✋️

she would not be able to get anything done with her titties in my mouth 24/7… 0/10 maid service, my house is a disaster

[tcshi]

HOLD ON YK WHAT 🤭

reo would be the type of guy to coo 'i know baby' while you're at your peak pleasure 😵‍💫

IDK AA I JUST THOUGHT THAT I'D FIT HIM

HAVE A NICE DAY 🫶🏻🫶🏻💞

-🍒

rIGHT??? and he'll do it with a teasing tilt in his voice too, knowing the effect he has on you and how his touch leaves you wanting more. he’d caress your cheeks, cooing oh so sweetly while globs of tears leave your eyes and the dulcet whine that erupts from your throat is ripped away by the open-mouthed kiss he plants on your lips, making you feel lightheaded from the combination of having your breath taken away and the pleasure that send bolts to your core and goosebumps to thread on your skin. he's almost mocking you, but it is entirely missed by you when you're drowning in the pleasure that reo gives through the deep thrusts of his hips. he’ll hush your cries softly, holding a palm over your stomach where the apparent bulge of his thick cock plunging in and out inside your tummy molds your insides, and he's pushing his palm against it making you writhe underneath him, pathetic whimpers leaving your lips. “shh... i know baby, i know...” he'll tell you in faux sympathy when really, he's enjoying the way your tears coat your lash line and straining your cheeks wet and the whimpers that leaves your soft, bruised lips. “feels fucking good right? my baby feels so fucking good sucking my cock in... so fucking good...”

REO GETS OFF SEEING YOU CRY AND WHINE FOR/BECAUSE (OF) HIM. mans high-key into dacryphilia and he's not apologetic and ashamed to make you a sobbing mess just so he can see you cry from the overwhelming pleasure that's wrecking you apart, more so that it's turning you into a crying/whining mess.

[hello-eeveev]

shadowgast having a nice beachy evening walking along the shoreline under the stars! maybe in nicodranas, maybe in rumblecusp.

Hi! This request is super old (from the day of the Red Nose Day one shot), but here are some wizards on a beach date!

And here are the phone sketches I remember doing when I got the request but couldn’t get to my tablet at the time bc I had a cat in my arms lol

[mfshipbracket]

[madame-fear]

Happy New Years!

I can’t believe it’s been a whole another year with you in here, guys. 🥰🌹

Despite all the ups and downs I constantly had through this year — and some you may have witnessed —, I’m still very delighted and proud to be in this page where not only I met the most endearingly people and became mutuals with them, but as well, I met lovely yet unhinged nonnies + followers that never fail to make me smile.

I’m satisfied to spend another year with you all, and gush about our crushes and express our random thoughts. I love you all with all my heart! 💓 You became a really important part of my life that I never knew I needed until I met all of you. So thank you for being with me, supporting me, making me laugh and smile and gush. 💕

I hope everyone’s 2024 is prosperous, filled with great projects and advances in whatever path you wish to follow in your life, and overall, filled with great love and health.

Happy New Years! Prost, babes. 🥂

Honourary mention to all the lovely people who I’m proud of having met/calling them my mutuals: @damatheirin @madwomansapologist @lady-ashfade @aefillor @all-that-glitters-is-goldfish @boundlessfantasy @fadingsnow @witheredoffherwitch @juliavilu1 @jacevelaryonswife @faces-ofvenus @gothy-froggy @smallenglishpub @phantasyy @maidragoste @flowers-and-fichte @sublimeflowerpersona @your-nanas-house @khaleesihel @tchatso @maria699669 @visenya-reigned @veracrucis @sylasthegrim @arcielee @axelsagewrites @st-eve-barnes @keiratonks @snowprincesa1 @hopelesswritergall @aemonds-holy-milk @simp-aholic @tsuvvy @annikin-im-panicin @its-actually-minicika @hieronymph @obiwns

And obviously, an honourary mention will go for all the lovely nonnies (signed with emojis or not) that I simply utterly adore. Thank you all, genuinely. 💗

[vintage-bentley]

How in the fuck are you going to be anti trans and a Good Omens fan as if both the book and the show don’t explicitly establish the existence of several nonbinary characters and both Aziraphale and Crowley themselves are genderless beings

Not to mention both David and Michael’s staunch support of the LGBT (really emphasizing the T here, since you love to drop it) community as a whole, and David literally has a trans child

Part of me is even asking this in good faith because how do you see a series that is so incredibly queer and like it considering how much you shit-talk trans people on your lackluster TERF blog

There’s many reasons, actually! I’ll explain them in good faith, because I think that people who ask questions like this don’t understand the perspective of so-called “terfs” and assume we think like you do.

Firstly, I’m a feminist, so I’m used to media not aligning with my politics. I expect it, actually. Down to very simple things, like knowing I’m never going to go into a show and see a woman just existing with body hair like men do in shows all the time. But I’m comfortable and confident enough in my beliefs that I can consume media that doesn’t align with them. This extends to my feelings regarding gender. A they/them character doesn’t make my head explode, it’s just the same for me as seeing a Christian character (like Ella from Netlix’s Lucifer) or a female character who’s pro-beauty culture (like Elinor from First Kill). It’s a representation of a belief I don’t agree with and personally don’t believe in, that’s all.

Secondly, Good Omens is set in a made up universe with fantasy themes. I can easily get behind the idea that the true forms of angels and demons are genderless, because that makes sense to me in the same way God being genderless makes sense to me. This doesn’t have to carry over to me believing that humans can be genderless (I don’t believe in the concept of internal gender identity, because I don’t believe in souls. So I guess the better way to put this is that I don’t believe humans can be sexless unless we’re using gender and sex as synonyms). In the same way that it makes sense to me that angels and demons have souls that are put into bodies issued to them…but I don’t have to believe that also applies to humans. Or how it makes sense to me that Aziraphale and Crowley could survive without food, water, and sleep…but I don’t have to believe that also applies to humans. Etc. etc.

Basically, just because something is in a fantasy show, doesn’t mean I have to believe it’s real.

Thirdly, what the actors do in their own lives is none of my business. I don’t agree with supporting the TQ+ especially in relation to LGB (considering they’ve made it a primary goal to harass lesbians into pretending we can like penis, and to take every chance they get to express their hatred for homosexuality. I love to drop the T because they dropped me and my fellow homosexuals years ago). If two straight male actors want to do that, whatever. I also don’t agree with Sheen having a baby with a woman his daughter’s age, but that hasn’t stopped me from watching the show or appreciating his talent.

This all takes me back to what I said about believing you don’t truly understand the perspective of those you call “terfs”. Just because you might not be able to comprehend watching and enjoying something that doesn’t perfectly align with your worldview, doesn’t mean others feel the same. For example, many radical and rad-leaning feminists enjoyed the Barbie movie, despite it not being radical feminist. We’re capable of watching and enjoying things we don’t agree with, and of having discussions about why we don’t agree with it.

A much simpler answer to your question would be: I’ve always loved angels and demons and all things supernatural. I’ve always loved old cars. I love Queen. Religious/moral commentary and critique interest me. I love lighthearted comedies. I’m gay and starved for representation of healthy gay relationships. I love gay star-crossed lovers stories (go watch First Kill). Naturally, I’m going to love Good Omens, even if it doesn’t perfectly align with my worldview.

[pcktknife]

new hsr character announced and her design is ugly as hell also she’s an uber capitalist landlord

dont look at her look at firefly

[toiletpudding]

Hi, Eve! <3 You're so pretty! *pat pat*

Thank you 🙏