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i adore the way hozier looks at cameras like its his first time ever seeing one before
#never ask that man to pose for a picture he ends up looking like a cryptid or perhaps a deer in headlights#every time without fail#hozier
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^ this is what I see when he comes on screen btw
monsters? hallucinations? Jim? evil music box??? dude what are you talking about nothing bad ever happens in fromville
#this is how I view them btw#every time without fail#from mgm#from epix#fromville#fromily#from fanart#ignore the fact that randalls nose is just GONE 😭��� let him suffocate idc
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Every time they're texting and Ted comes up in conversation, Ruth always says 'bilf'
#brother id like to fuck#but not in an incestuous way bc it's not her brother#every time without fail#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#ruth fleming
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-> see photo of nice puppy
-> track down breeder
-> see that they have actually pretty nice moderate dogs
-> find out the lines aren't overexposed/all based on matadors
-> look up their current dams in the registry
-> no health testing.
-> see photo of nice puppy...
#every time without fail#like i do accept that a lot of breeders who health test thoroughly often accept more varied stock#because options and limitations#but why is it every time. nice dog. ONLY had bare minimum#at this point i am very thankful trad show breeders have started doing dna batches
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dnp really just sit there and watch their grandchild shag his boyfriend.
#no context#every time without fail#is there even an ounce of secondhand embarrassment?#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dnpgames#dnp#phil lester#philip lester#amazingphil#dan howell#daniel howell#sims 4#dab howlter#dab and evan#phan#phandom
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i'm a sucker for my little "the agency is alive for a day" fics, but damn, every time i read them, i truly cannot help but think about how utterly atrocious edwin's hygiene must be as an edwardian teenager who hasn't had to bathe for over a century
#every time without fail#i'm like#he probably smells so bad 😭😭🙏#i read those fics anyway tho because they never miss tho#always 10/10 fr#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#not-the-living-ghost#charles hasn't had to bathe for over 30 years but idk at least he grew up in the 80s#and is closer to the time when he was alive so he might remember#dbda fanfic
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Me when the character who was forced to grow up too fast and was denied their childhood from a young age finally get a change to act like the kid they are:
[ID. A person, crying their eyes out with a very long caption representing wailing noises. End ID.]
#every time without fail#like. look. cliches are done over and over again for a REASON#hxh killua#nico di angelo#ash banana fish#espa oc
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Don't crack ship with me.
You've got a week max before it's serious and you're in trouble then.
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It's the fact they start him on a heart 💖
#hoyo's favorite for /real/#Kaeya#genshin#okay NOW it's back to the queue#which I hope doesnt go weird because I'm regular posting#😔 my posting from 3am - 5am is what got me kicked to a queue in the first place#sorry to prove yall right I really am not to be trusted to post on my own schedule djdjdjjdj#oh my god im sorry if you have notifications on lmaoo#I'll be away with very limited internet for a bit so if any of you wanna yell at me about the stream I'm unfortunately gonna miss#know I hear you through the void and will be very excited fo scream back the second I get a blip of internet#also genuinely my favorite of the games#last match was just every Kaeya helping anyone who fell into the water by giving them a platform and then dropping a bomb in front of them#every time without fail#both to me and from me 10/10 event#also the only event where everyone was bouncing around before the event started in every match#the vibes were immaculate and truly the most cooperative competition in the bunch#being a friendly bastard is my exact style like rip to the other tribes but this is where it's at
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Melting your ice cold Warden of a lover, literally and figuratively.
#zevran arainai#dragon age#dragon age origins#zevran x surana#zevran x warden#my art#oc: mai surana#zevmai#every time i see anything da related i realize how much i miss zevran#every time without fail#i hate it here#tumblr user proffbon if you're reading this: it's partially your fault
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one of the best parts of weed is the complete lack of hangover
#marzi speaks#like. as someone who in their lifetime has been a little drunk and very high#alcohol has a shit ratio of enjoyment to punishment#i’ve never gotten more than tipsy and yet every time i sobered up from alcohol i had a headache#every time without fail#with being high?#i was high for 10+ hours yesterday. today i feel relaxed. comfortable. like i just got back from the spa#not refreshed per se but renewed nonetheless#this is due in part to the fact that weed makes me take pretty solid care of myself#munchies help me eat enough (though i can sometimes overeat and feel a little sick for a bit)#cotton mouth keeps me hydrated (soooo much water <3)#and i went to bed early and slept until my alarm#i am fed. i am watered. i am rested#i can go do things today and i will be fine. i will be happy#with weed you have to worry less about what the high will do to you#and more about what high you does to you#high me is kind to me. so it works out#but with alcohol? even a responsible tipsy ends in pain. not a fan
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having cats means you have little fuzzy perverts in your house at all times. i havent gone to the bathroom in peace in months.
#they both like to watch me pee and sometimes i have to bring the spray bottle with me to get them to leave me alone so they dont get peed on#its so unpleasant. but i cant even keep them out of the bathroom because my bathroom doesnt have a full solid wall separating it#so they just climb over the boxes i have stacked to try to block the main hole#and come in so they can watch me piss#every time without fail#ghost.txt
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me when i shower and feel a million times better afterward
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have you gained weight?
Yeah, I needed the extra calories and protein to have enough stamina to fuck your mom every night!!! Hope this helps!!! ❤️
#I always get some variation of this ask every time I post a picture of myself#every time without fail#this is so funny to me#like why is this your business? how does this affect you at all?#me and your mom are getting married tonight. I’m your dad now. go do the dishes and take out the trash#asks#anon
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Need to take my “cishet” guy friend by the shoulders and shake him and go “this is not the behavior of a straight man” except I basically already do that and he always thinks I’m joking
#the other gay ppl who have met him agree with me#YES this is the straight guy who was happy I was a lesbian because he has issues being friends with straight girls#cuz he was paranoid about them having feelings for him and didn’t want that#HEY BUD LETS UNPACK THAY#this always happens every time I get a cishet guy friend they end up some flavor of queer#every time without fail#guess I’m just not allowed my token cishet friend#anyways he keeps talking about men who are his ‘exceptions’#very explicitly I might add lmfao#anyways I am like 95% sure this dude is bi#cuz he definitely likes tiddies don’t think he’s faking that#but it wouldn’t surprise me if he has a preference for dudes#Also ik he wants kids so maybe that’s also why he’s very adamant he’s straight and wants to be with a woman#but I shall stop psycho analyzing my friend and picking apart his sexuality on tumblr dot com#it’s fine he’ll literally never see this and no one irl follows me on here#kaz rambles
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