#everyone in the adult floor seems to be using eachother to get to their end goal

[creative-shine]

Lewis saying he's there to save lou + Louise and I didn't believe that, of course this man actually wants to "save her" by bring her into the cult. Christopher is such an interesting character I want to know exactly what he's trying to achieve. I also love how Lewis is like "Edward's still brainwashed it's hard to undo unified" meanwhile he's got a whole other type of brainwashing going on with worshiping Christopher

[soap143]

Adult

Lee! Jeongin

Ler! Chan

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For the past few days, hell, even weeks Jeongin had a strange feeling inside his stomach and annoying thoughts that wouldnt leave his head.

Tickling was a usual thing between the group. It happened daily more than one time. But somehow, Jeongin just couldnt get used to it. He always thought a bit weirdly of tickling, but after getting closer with the boys, at least for a while, he got used to it. However they were all older now and had much more work to do. It wasnt unsual to witness multiple wreckings in the 24 hours that he would spend with his friends, but he felt like he wasnt getting as much of it. Back when he was much younger, all the members would tickle him quite often, to the point where he thought that he might hate it.

Maybe they do think I hate it?

None the less, that was far from the truth — that was exactly what Jeongin had discovered. He really enjoyed the feeling of sneaky little fingers poking his sides and scratching his neck. The poor boy would always jump and yell for the tickler to stop, never knowing how much he acctually loved it. Whats there not to like? All the attention is on you, youre laughing and making others laugh and in the end — aftercare. Perhaps all the members stopped tickling him because of much he would fight back and plead to stop? It wasnt his fault tho. He was just insanely ticklish.

He watched his band group members poke eachother over and over again, simply dying in the inside. However he knew that he couldnt be too obvious about it. Nobody likes being tickled — thats a fact that he was aware of. Its very weird. So, of course, he would never dare to speak to anyone about this.

It was incredibly hard trying not to angrily stare at Changbin and Hyunjin poking eachother while playing video games. “Youre cheating!” Changbin plaufully yelled as he grabbed a chunk of Hyunjins side and mercilessly squeezed. Hyunjin let out a yelp and grabbed his poor side. “What is wrong with you?! I’m in last place beacause of you!” At this point they werent even playing. Hyunjin was trying to get on top of the dwaeki while the victim was fighting his long fingers off.

All that was happening as the poor maknae watched. He thought of joining in, but decided to sulk for a while until someone noticed.

When he arrived into his room, he had found out that another member was already in it. “Chan hyung, what are you doing here?” No response. “Hyung, why are you here?” Jeongin came a bit closer to the laying boy, only to realize he was sound asleep. “Poor Channie, he must have been tired…” He decided to let the leader rest. He was quite exhausted himself, so he carefully wrigled and cuddled up next to Chan.

As soon as I felt someone slighly squeeze my side, I flinched awake. I had gone into Jeongins room to talk to him, but considering I stayed up until dawn last night, I fell asleep on his bed… It was quite embarassing, but he didnt seem to mind. The maknae had cuddled up next to me and was asleep. Whenever Innie has a nightmare, he tends to squeeze whatever thing was the closest to him, whether it was his pillow, blanket or… His hyung.

He is our only maknae, our little baby, and I seemed to notice him not getting as much attention as he used to. But then I remember what he had said only a couple months ago…

We had just finnished practice, it was 9 pm. All of us were exhausted because of the long day. “Lets go to Mcdonalds!” “No, Burger King!” “Accualy, Ive been craving ramen for quite a while…” Everyone was choosing what to eat, however, I noticed Innie invested in his thoughts, sitting on the floor. “Hey I.N., good practice!” “Sure…” “Whatcha wanna eat? Everyone has agreed on ramen, but what do you think?” “ Ramens fine, but Im not going to eat… I-I did pretty bad today, I think I will stay a bit more to practice that one move.” “ Oh you really dont have to, not all of us quite got that, we will rehearse that again tommorow. We woke up at 6:30 am today, lets get some rest, yeah?” “ No, I really want to master that one move”

At this point mostly everyone had gathered up next to the youngest one in the group. “Innie, lets get food, Im so hungry!” “Who cares about that move, youll get it tommorow” “Even I didnt get it, dont worry, Innie!” Jeongin was fed up. Why did he have to get all this attention when he simply wanted to stay a little more after practice? “I SAID I WANTED TO MASTER JUST THIS ONE MOVE! Please, is it that hard to get?!” Everyone suddenly got quiet. Everybody but Chan left. “That was totally uncalled for, Jeongin! We were just-“ “Looking out for me? Being careful? Wanted the best for me? Jeez! Can I get a break from YOU. You always treat me like a baby! Well guess what, Im an adult now and make my own decisions. I dont want anyone, especially you Chan, constantly babying me and treating me like Im some child who cant make disicions of his own. Now go eat your ramen, Im not even hungry anymore. Im going back to the dorms. See you later.”

After that happened, we gave Jeongin less attention and treated him more like an adult. He had had multiple outbursts like this, but this one made things clear. However, I just think that he was tired and hungry, not necessarily angry. Maybe he just needed to let some emotions out, and needed a decent reason to do so.

Anyway, I think that he liked and still likes the attention, that we obviously dont give him anymore. Which is upsetting and frustrating, seeing our maknae so sad. Even though he said that he hates the attention that we give him, I can see him sulking, especially when we have fun and leave him out. I can tell that the boys aren’t doing it on purpose, theyre just doing what he wanted. But I can tell how much Innie misses being the little baby of the group.

Suddenly, I felt I.N. start moving around and wake up. “Hi Chan Hyung.” “Hello, Innie-ah” “Did I wake you up? I had a nightmare so I suspect I did… Sorry.” “It’s alright, I fell asleep in your bed when I was supposed to talk to you.” “What did you want to talk about, hyung?” I could tell by his voice that he was scared. “ Dont be afraid, its nothing bad.” “Oh. Well, tell me anyway” “Sorry if I offend you, but did you mean it? That you hate our attention and are sick of being babied? Because Ive been observing you and you dont seem any happier than when we treated you like our baby.” “Um… I guess I just feel more like an adult now.” “Do you like that?” I was met with silence. “Answer me Innie, please.” I.N. didnt seem like he was going to answer my question, so I decided to bring out the big guns. I had always known that our baby bread hated being tickled, but a little bit could never hurt. I gave him one last chance before diving in. At first I just pinned him down with both my arms. “Nohohoho, plehehease Channie Hyung!” he giggled in anticipation. “ One last chance, Jeongin~~ Do you acctually like it when we don’t give you attention? Or do you prefer to get babied like a little baby~~. Little baby bread…~~” I knew he couldn’t take any teases considering his red ears, face and neck. “Little I.N. baby bread, foxy baby cutie~” I lowered my face and whispered, pressing my lips against his neck. “Chahahahahnnie hyuAHAHAHA” he laughed harder as I nibbled and blew raspberries on his most vulnerable and ticklish spot. “ Answer my question or move to the next spot?” “Ahahnswer question, answer question! Pleheahase no more…!” “ Alright then, tell me, do you like being treated like the big adult you are?” “…Yes?” “Wrong!.” I yelled into his neck. “NOHOHOHO pleasepleasepleasechanniehyung listen to meee! You don’t have to do this, Im beggingbeggingbegging yoUHUHUUU” I pinned both his arms above his head and swiched to poking and squeezing his armpits. “CHAHAHAN PLEHEAHEHEASE LISTEN TO MEEEE! I HAHAHAHVE SOMETHIHIHING TO TELL TOU!!” “Oh yeah? Perhaps that youre so ticklish that you cant handle it?~” “ SERIUOSLY! SEHEHERIUOSLY PLEAEHEHESE!” I stoped for real this time. “Okay so you caught me. I do acctually like your attention and dont enjoy being treated like an adult as much as I thought I would, there, I said it!” “Please tell me what is true, not some lie you made up because you dont want to be tickled… I wont tickle you anymore, I promise!”

He promised he wouldnt tickle me. But oh, how much I wanted him to keep going… Curse my hyper sensitive body. “No, it is the truth, I have been a little upset lately” “Well, Im glad that you confessed to me. Can I tell the others?” “ Yeah, that would be great. Im too embarassed to tell them myself anyway…” “Alright then. Rest up! I hope I didnt tire you out much… Sorry for tickling you, I know that you hate it…” Now is the perfect time “Acctually, I have something else to tell you…” He fully turned his whole body to me. Goah, I hate him so much. Why has he got to put me in such vulnerable position? “ I… accualy, its nothing…” not today, not when hes got full attention on me like that. “NO! Tell me, pleaseeeee! Dont make me tickle it out of you again~~” That made me extra scared and all my courage was gone. “I-Its accualy about that…” “What? Tickling?” “Yeah…” “Sorry, I promised I wouldnt tickle you anymore. You dont have to tell me aswell, take your time.” Gosh, can he stop saying the word? Hes so sweet its annoying. “No, I-I want to tell you now. And it is about… T-tickling.” He did that thing again, where he turned his whole body and soul to me, it was scary. Seemed like he could hear my heartbeat. “Well, I… acctually dont hate it. I like it a lot. But I cant take it. And s-sometimes youre a bit too rough.” “Oh…” “Sorry, you probably think Im disgusting or something. I promise its nothing dirty or naughty like your probably thi-“ “ No! None of that! Even though I wouldve never guessed that you like it… I dont find it disgusting, at all. Its cute, very cute acctually.” “You think so?” “Of course! Now, prepare yourself because you basically just asked to be tickled.” He definetly knew how much I dreaded that word and was taking advantage of it. “Beg.” “What?” “Beg to be wrecked by your favourite tickle monster.” At this point I was probably as red as a tomato. “P-please t…t-tickle me…” “Good enough” He lowered his head and started nibbling on my lower stomach and I lost it. He was beeing painfully gentle, probably remembering me pointing out his roughness. I grabbed on his hair and desperately pulled. “Ow ow ow ow OW! Innie, youre gonna have to keep your arms further away from me!” He grabbed my arms and pulled them to my sides.” Keep them there. Now, you understand that Im going to have to pusnish you, yeah?” “Buhuhut I cant keep my arms there!” “I dont care, if you dont, Ill be more gentle” I liked it gentle, but not too gentle, and Gosh did Chan know how to get extra gentle. It would be so painful, worse than rough tickles, which says a lot. So, I try to keep my arms in place as he nibbles the sensitive skin on my abdomen.

He was doing pretty good, too good at holding his arms in place, giggling hysterically, but keeping himself pretty still. “CHAHAHAHAHAN HYUHUHUUHNG PLEHEHEHEHAHEHHEAHSE” He begged and grabbed my hair again. Succes. Raspberries always get him. “Oh no! Was I being too rough? I should be more gentle, yeah? Thats ok, Ill be more gentle~” I loved teasing Innie so much, he would always get so red and shy. I knew I was being mean, taking advange of his weaknesa- rought tickles and using againts him, but in a much more flustering way. He hates rough tickle because he cant take much of them, but extremely gentle tickles are much more agonazing — its just constant anticipation and fear. I start off incredibly gently right in the middle of his stomach “Chahahaniehehe pleheheahahse!” I gently drag my finger around his navel, never bothering to acctually dip it in. I know how much he hates(loves) it. I slowly drag my finger along his side and onto his ribs “ChahaAHAnieEHEhe hyUHUHuhung” He giggles more agressively as I gently poke my finger deeper into his flesh every few seconds. I know how much hes waiting for me to just wreck him. Ive been saving up his energy for the grand finale. “Ready I.N?” “YEHEHES please!” I poke him a couple more times before finnaly diving in. “OHOHOHO MAHAHA GOHOHOD CHAHAHAANA AHAHHAHSNSBA” I start by squeezing his sides rapidly. I switch spots quickly purely for his enjoyment. “CHAHAHAHAN!!” “ Yes, Innie baby bread?~” I ask as I count his ribs, while he desperately tries to stop his arms from disturbing me “GEHEHEHET MY LEHEHEGSS HAHAHA” I can tell that he cant take it for much longer, thats why wants me to switch spots quickly. His thighs are incredibly sensitive, so I start of with them, mercilessly squeezing the firm mucle behind his leg and the front of it, switching quickly so that he can expierience as much joy as quickly as he can. “AHAHAHAHAHAHA KNEHEHEHHES PLEAAAHSHEJDJJEJHA” I quickly listen to his command and rapidly attack his kneecaps, squeezing the top and back at the same time. “STOPSTOPSTOP ENOUGHAHAHAHAHAH” I inmeadiately stop and gently, but not gently enought to torture him rub his whole body. His cute dimply smile plastered on his face that I missed so much. “Anytime you want to repeat this, just tell me the keyword “tickle”, if youre capable of that~~” He was still laying there, panting, but I could see his cheeks reddening up at my words. “I will make sure to…” He whispers shyly. I figured that he may need a moment to think about what happened, so I quietly exited the room.

This was the most flustering yet enjoyable expierience ever. However if he dares to tell anyone about this…

Maybe it wouldnt be so bad, considering all the gang tickles I would get.

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This is my first tickle fic ever. I know the build up is very long, sorry. 🙂

[izzysdaydreams]

So... Duke of Edinburgh Bronze award. I've decided to make a post about the whole thing because it was honestly crazy.

-Nobody wanted to use the shower at the campsite as you could kind of see into it because the cubicle was made of loads of wooden planks with a few gaps and cracks in.

-The entire thing was all really badly organised and nobody had been shown how to put their tents up, so that was certainly interesting.

-The adults were absolutely useless. When me and the girl I was sharing with asked for help putting the tent up, one kept complaining and saying we should know how to do it. She then decided to try to do it herself, and she snapped the pole. She was very embarrassed. We didn't ask the adults for help again.

-Two boys had a proper physical fight at the campsite over a girl. The adults didn't notice for ages and, when they finally did, it was really hard for them to get to the boys to break them up as everyone else had crowded around them and were clapping their hands and jumping up and down in excitement and chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

-One of the adults had brought her little son, about four at the time, and just kind of let him roam free. While we were at the camp, I ended up basically supervising him and making sure he didn't fall in the river or anything. It was tiring, but he was really adorable and picked me loads of flowers.

-So we were all in tents close to eachother and we could hear everything happening in every other tent. At first, some people seemed to not notice and started watching Peppa Pig porn really loudly for at least half an hour. To this day, I still don't know who it was.

-While we were walking, one girl in our group fell out with everyone else and tried to go off by herself. At first we were going to let her as we were really angry and decided that if she got lost it was her own fault, but then we noticed that we wouldn’t get our award if all of us didn't come back together.

-The second night there was more Peppa Pig porn so nobody could get to sleep. Someone actually shouted for them to shut up, but they still didn't and instead it turned into a huge argument about whether banning them from watching Peppa Pig porn was encroaching on their free will.

-That second night the girl I was sharing with brought out a pack of cards she stole from her brother. We ended up gambling with the money our parents had given us. The thing is, she was teaching me how to actually play the game as we went along. Of course, I went home with significantly less money than I started with.

-I was in an all-girls group and there was also an all-boys group and a mixed group. We kept regularly crossing paths with the boys, and we got ABSOLUTELY SICK of them. One actually tried to pull one of the girls into a stream at one point and we spent the rest of the time dreading this one really loud boy's voice piping over the hills and trying to stay as far ahead of them as possible.

-At one point, the boys came to us in a panic and said the loud boy, Reece, was missing. We all had this search for him, and it turned out he was hiding at the bottom of the hill laughing at us. We were not happy and he ended up being banned from sweet-sharing.

-It was incredibly dark at night and there were midges EVERYWHERE. One night, I wandered out to go to the toilet block. It was pitch black, I had no idea where I was going, and I bumped into various tents, not all belonging to the other kids. I managed to get lost on the way and was considering just lying down on the floor and going to sleep, but I did find the tent eventually. However, I was so desperate to just get back and go to sleep that I forgot to zip up the tent door. The next day, I somehow had absolutely no midge bites, but the girl I shared the tent with was absolutely COVERED.

-A girl in the mixed group got heatstroke. Apparently the group ended up carrying her to the nearest pub, but I wasn't there so I don't know whether they were exaggerating.

-Somehow, some of the boys snuck alcohol in. We were all around thirteen so we certainly weren't supposed to have that. Also meant that half of us ended up trekking for miles with hangovers the morning after. Thankfully I was sensible and only had a can of cider.

-A few kids decided to cut chunks out of eachother's hair.

-We were doing the dishes and this one girl gave me her tea towel to use while she went back to the tents. This tea towel did not look like a tea towel. Stupid thirteen year old me thought it was a cloth. I soaked it in water, then ran happily to her with her sopping wet towel, waving it around, passing it to her and thanking her for letting me use it. Not my proudest moment.

-On our last day, we ended up sitting by a lake with the boys as we waited for the minibus. They all decided to get in the lake. There were leaches in the lake. I'm not exaggerating when I tell you that they SQUEALED. They also had to do the entire award all over again as it as it was a Site of Special Scientific Interest and the leaches were endangered.

After it all, we all returned to parents in a minibus, all absolutely filthy, some with huge chunks of hair cut off, some hungover and some actually drunk again, absolutely exhausted, two a bit beaten up and bruised, all covered in midge bites and sunburn and barely able to walk as our legs were all aching so much. We all had school the next day. Looking back the entire thing is honestly hilarious but I certainly didn't think so at the time haha.

[muthmergya]

"Just like lovers do~"

Warings- smut,heavy smut,

yandere x yandere, twisted behaviour,long fic - 1,572 words 8,407 characters

I highly recommend listen to just like lovers do or gingerbread man While reading

@rinnieren this is a repost of your request.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Masterlist

Intoxicating

Utterly intoxicating and sheer madness were one of the words one would use to describe their so called intoxicating love.

y/n kasier and kaeya albrich both orphans from the cursed Kingdom of Khaenri'ah.

Both kids left by there families as a sleeping eye and last hope of Khaenri'ah.

The both childeren being heirs to noble families while acting as normal commanders at the knight of favonious.

Even if the both never quite got the chance to meet eachother throughout the entirety of their childhood.

The both atleast got the sweet treat of meeting getting infatuated with eachother as adults

Y/n Kaiser and kaeya albrich the venomous duo that planned teyvat's doom all together.

If one were to ever look at y/n and kaeya's sheerly Despondent childhood which ended up becoming the very reason to both their crazed and insane behaviour. The only words that would come to mind will be that the

both were made for each other .

It all felt as if the both were falling down the abyss, druncked by their madness of a love for each other while as well being thirsty for vengeance against the ones to wronged them.

Against the gods who wronged them.

The archons, those cruel self proclaimed gods whom were actually just mere puppets by celestia, assigned to look over the pesky humans so they won't use their endless power of knowledge and suppress them,

As afterall if anyone were to ever disobey celestial it would result in their very downfall, since afterall khaenri'ah were one of the very nations that disobeyed celestia in the name of cataclysm.

If the destruction of khaenri'ah were to be demonstrated by another perspective then dare I say that those fools up there in celestia were simply jealous and baffled by how far this kingdom without a God had reached this far to now master in the arts of khemia.

As said way before in ancient tales.

"Khaenri'ah was a nation without a god — not because it had a god that died or abandoned them, but because it never had a god to begin with. It was a powerful nation, built purely by humans, an unprecedented flourishing and glorious civilization — it was the pride of humankind"

But afterall the history of the great kingdom of khaenri'ah is to be told another time for now we must foucus on the

very self proclaimed gods of the new world.

(I highly recommend listening just like lovers do by hey violet for the further parts)

Scheming, committing various kinds of murders, plotting and being busy fooling everyone around them, were one of the many acts the 2 indulged in performing almost every night.

But tonight however was quite the different one, tonight were one of the nights that the both had devoted to each other.

One of the fobidden nights where the both indulge in the act of adultery.

"Clothes on the floor we're exploring our bodies~"

Hushed down sultry tones leave the nude women as she lets the man above her dive into her body and let him explore the entirety of her body as he peppers her up like she's a glorious art peice.

"You seem to be quite eagered no~"

Coos in her ear as he marks any fresh skin on her body that were to catch his eyes, swiftly binding her hands up her head with his belt as he looks down at the "art" of red bites and spots that were decorating her skin and especially the valley of her breasts and thighs.

"Mmm~ kaeya stop pepeppering me just take me already will you~"

Whining as she willing spreads her legs and wraps them around his waist, grinding her wet self upon his harden grith searching for some friction.

"Patients my love~ patients"

His voice once again cooing in her ears as he slides himself into her starting of with a painfully slow pace and highly sensual thirts making her whine out once more.

"My love why must you whine out like a child I am trying to make love to you-"

"Kaeya~! How must I say this politely?Love me harder and don't be nice, please"

The sheer soft love in kaeya's eyes soon being replaced by utter want and lust as soon as her sultry voice once again makes its way towards his ears, bewitching him as it always does.

His slow pace replacing with a fasten up one as he makes sure to graze all her euphoric spots making her see white the very moment.

(I highly recommend listening to ginger bread man by melanie martinez for thw further parts)

"Ohh my dear y/n you act like such a beautiful siren in bed I could just gobble you up~"

Leaning down as he once again brings his face closer to hers breathing in her lips as he continues with his thurts.

"H-haa~! Nothing i-is stopping y-you~!"

Saying between strained moans y/n stares at him with her beautiful heart irises making a darkened chuckle escape him.

"Do you by any chance know who were behind the murder of cat's tail owner my love~?"

Cooing in her ears as he stares down at her. A Cheshire cat smile soon decorating her face as the facade of soft love completely disappears from both their eyes replacing with an utterly crazed love sick look.

"I did a good job right?? I made sure to stitch up her eyes too so even in death her pesky little spirit can never look at you!!~"

A child like grin appearing on her face as she looks eagerly at him hoping for him to praise her.

"You did amazing my love but leaving her body outside by the forest where she was easy to find and also to leave her in such condition, I expected better from you"

Staring down at her with a glint of disapointment, this disheartening look from him soon made a scowl appear on hers.

"You're the one to talk didn't you beheaded the man who tried to give me flowers and also threw his body down starrfelch clif? Dare I say that now I quite miss those windwheel asters and that cute little face he made while giving them to me"

The daring words leaving her caused kaeya to be the one scowling now as he harshly slams into her making her main out in both pain in pleasure.

"Oh do you now-! Miss his cute little face that brought you flowers! ~ I wonder what kind of expression he might have if he were to be Alive and were to witness me using you all to my likling"

All the playfulness leaving him as he now harshly slams into her making her loose her sense of self in one go and making her orgasm as she moans out his name.

"Tch, big talk little girl~! If you wanted to get used you could ve just begged from the very start acting like a little bitch is quite to much no~?"

Exclaiming through his now harsh and crazed thurst, as he makes her see stars. Y/n on the otherhand soon decorates her face with her crazed smile thorugh her tears of pleasure as the thought of prvoking him continuously so he would use her pops in her head.

"Oh how I wonder if that flower boy would enjoy me being a little bitch~"

Yes,that mere line was simple enough to set kaeya off like a feral animal as his eyes completely darkened as his hands harshly grabbed her hair pulling it upwards so now she would meet his gaze, his mere harsh thurst going completely animalistic.

"You utter whore! You wanted me to use right I'll make sure to fuck this little cunt till the only word you know how to say is mine"

Kaeya harshly slams into her, making her cry out once more as he proceeds to use her all to his liking

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Hours had gone by since the both had started, hours since the darkened room had been utterly filled with all kinds of forbIbsen noises as kaeya uses her body in all sorts of positions.

Kaeya was abusing her cunt oversimulating her oh so much, chanting a mantra of "mine" as he continuously fucks into her.

One would expect her to cry out by the sheer hours of oversimulation but,No y/n loved this she loved this oh so much getting completely devoured by the man she loved, getting out to use by the man she loved.

This feeling of him using her, claiming her, and slamming in her felt oh so euphoric and other worldly.

She didnt care if she was highly oversimulated all that mattered was that it was him doing this to her.

Ahh yes such an

Intoxicating

Love was shared between them, utterly and madly inlove were the 2 with eachother.

The relationship between y/n kaiser and kaeya albrich can be defined by a gingerbread man.

Y/n being the sweet icing made up of facades while he's the crazy ginger bread man, kaeya being the one who experiences her delightful smoothness on his body while y/n is the one who gets the joy of breaking him piece by piece as their

intoxicating love ends up with them eating each other up into nothing~

Such a beautiful yet crazed tragedy the both will be as they too take the entirety of teyvat with them.

Glossary-

The art above does not belong to me all credit goes to @RONDNOIR__ on Twitter

So yes ofc some lines and references in this fic were inspired by -"just like lovers do" by hey violet and "gingerbread man" by melanie martinez

The meaning of kaiser is -emperor or warrior and Is a old german last name I took that bez i wanted the theme to be the region where kharnia is based of but since that isn't yet confirmed I went with German bez the word ablrich is also taken from German.

I honestly don't know but for some odd reason I feel highly disappointed with this fic, it feels as if I didn't give my best or smt? But I hope you were able to enjoy it at the very least🛐🏳

also I apologise if you got the songs messed up and the lyrics didnt add up with the story bez I was actually switching both the songs continuously to get the best from both worlds while writing it so some lyrics and references may get mixed up🏳Also the mentions of y/n and kaeya being a tragedy and "them eating each other up" is basically referring to how the both are the very reason to their endlessy insanity.

Note -I fukin hate tumblr this is a repost since my original one wasnt showing up in any tags.

[m4r13l3y]

Lover boy

Harry James Potter x Reader 

Y/n looks back at the times she spent at hogwarts with harry while a record plays

The dates/memories are out of order

Warnings; Fluff, Sad kinda, Cursing  

Masterlist

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I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things We can do the tango just for two 

While horcrux hunting, after Ron left and the night Hermione went to find him Harry and you were alone 

The two of you sitting on the small bed, your head on his shoulder, holding hands. Hoping that you wouldn’t die any time soon 

A song came up in the radio, he stood up to turn the music higher and came back with his hand held out 

You took his hand with a small smile as his arms wrapped around your waist. The two of you danced with no worries, the war was the last thing on your minds, only caring to not mess up the steps 

“I love you harry” you whispered into his chest, “I love you more, y/n” he replied 

I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings Be your Valentino just for you 

Valentines day 1997, 

Even though Harry seemed to be obsessed with that weird potions book, he was also obsessed with you, and his Valentines day gift was going to prove it

You were sitting at the black lake, reading a book with hermione while eating some valentines day chocolates 

“Did Ron get you anything?” You asked, “No” she flipped the page of her book 

“Did harry get you anything?” She asked, “Not that I can think of-” Your voice cut out with voices of the two boys running towards you 

“Hello Y/n” Harry smirked with his hands behind his back, hiding something “Hi harry” you giggle as the two sat down 

Harry pulled out a guitar as he played some notes before asking “Will you go on a valentines day date with me” 

You threw yourself into his arms “Oh harry” you giggled “Ofcourse I would” 

Ooh, love, ooh, loverboy What're you doin' tonight, hey, boy?

You walked down the common room stairs, a pretty red dress that ended mid thigh with doc martens and red lipstick 

Harry’s jaw was on the floor, looking at you in awe. He always knew you were beautiful, but tonight you looked ethereal 

“You look-” He tried to find the words “Beautiful” Hermione smiled 

You gave him a hug, as hermione took out a muggle camera “Here you two smile” 

“1..2..3..” click 

“Be good” hermione waved goodbye

When you two came back harry’s face was filled with red kiss marks all over 

Set my alarm, turn on my charm

“Fuck” you groaned trying to turn off the alarm that’d been going on for 5 minutes now 

8:30

“Harry!” You tugged his shoulder “Wh- what” he stood up shocked 

“We’re going to be late” You hurried up to get your tie and skirt on, “Shit” he stood up to find his pants that were discarded somewhere around your room 

“Accio tie-” “Accio tie-” The two of you said at the same time, with a giggle the two of you put on your ties, “I never get how to do this” You shrugged trying to un-knot the fabric

“here” He chuckled, fixing your appearance and kissing your forehead after “Now let’s go” 

The two of you ran down the hogwarts halls holding hands to find potions 

“Come on” You pulled him into the class, “Ah miss Y/L/N oh- and Harry!” slughorn smiled “Don’t be late again come on in” 

Ooh, let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster) Ooh, ooh, can you feel my love heat?

4th year, 

“willyougoonadatewithme” he muttered quickly, looking everywhere but at you

 “What” you giggled, he took a deep sigh “Will you go on a date with me Y/N” 

“Ofcourse I will harry” you stepped up and put a hand on his chest, kissing his cheek “Why is your heartbeat so fast?”

“I was nervous” He chuckled 

That week you and harry made front page;

Tri-wizard champion Harry Potter out on a date with not-so-mystery girl: Y/N Y/L/N, how do the lovers feel knowing one of them could get ultimately hurt by the end of this contest

“Shes so annoying” you groaned “howd she even see us?”

I'd like for you and I to go romancing Say the word, your wish is my command

7th year, 

“Apparate” You whispered, your body swirling around until it stopped. Opening your eyes again you saw muggle london 

It was a saturday afternoon and you decided to take harry to your favorite place since you finally passed the apparation test 

“Come on” You smiled walking with him, “Where are we going?” He asked, holding your hand tightly 

“Walking Harry, I like to walk” you stopped to look at him, he kissed your forehead “You’re weird” 

The two of you walked in and out of big buildings, ate at a muggle cafe you always loved, and now were sitting at some bench in the subway 

“Thank you for coming with me” You whispered, 

“I’d go anywhere with you” he took your hand

“I love you” he held your waist and kissed you “I love you too Harry” 

Write my letter Feel much better

Dear Y/N, 

This summer has been the worst, you’ve been the only one to write me (Which is okay ofcourse I love you haha dont get mad), but I am at the headquarters for Order of the Phoenix. I miss you dearly and I hope to see you soon, I know you’re coming tomorrow, but I am still very impatient. I love you. 

Yours always, 

Harry 

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Dear Harry, 

I miss you more, I know I was the only one to write. Hopefully you’ve found out why by now. I won’t write much since it’s better said in real face to face, and I’ll see you tomorrow. I love you

Yours, 

Y/N <3

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And use my fancy patter on the telephone

Fourth year summer, 

“HELLO” You heard a voice you recognized as rons yell through the phone “Hello ron” 

“IS- IS THIS Y/N?” he yell-asked, “Yes Ron it’s y/n” you giggled “Don’t yell I hear you perfectly when you speak normal” 

“Oh Oh okay that’s much better” He sighed “Here’s harry” 

“Hello” You smiled to the phone “Hey y/n” he replied “How are you?”

“I’m well how are you?” 

“Perfect I’ve never actually used a phone before it’s pretty cool” he chuckled

The two of you talked for hours on end, until you heard Molly yell that it was time for dinner

The rest of the summer, before the quidditch world cup, the two of you talked almost every day until you finally saw him again 

When I'm not with you Think of you always (I miss those long hot summer nights) I miss you

It was the summer,

He kept rewatching a picture of the two of you in the room of requirments, before it was destroyed, on the floor. Your head on his shoulder as you two slept after a DADA class

Harry hadn’t seen you since the last day at school after the ministry attack and it was killing him. Were you safe? Did you eat today? Had you not forgotten to drink water? 

It was killing him to know neither of you could send letters to eachother, even if it was for your safety

Sitting in some cafe you had taken him too in the subway his mind running thousand miles per hour with thoughts of you, he saw dumbledore outside 

Hey, boy, where do you get it from? Hey, boy, where did you go?

“Where’s the kid” You hugged tonks 

“Here” Remus came from behind his son, Teddy Lupin, “Oh you are so cute!” You took him into your arms 

“Harry look” you walked to him and sat on the couch, the little brown haired boy giggling 

“We wanted to tell you guys something” Remus and Tonks walked up to you guys “We want you guys to be the godparents” 

You and Harry’s eyes went wide at the news “really!?”

Tonks nodded in excitement

“I would love to” You gave harry the kid and gave the two adults big hugs “Thank you”

Everything's all right

“Harry” you whispered into your hug, hugging him like you’d loose him at any second. Dumbledore had just died, you found harry limping back to the castle 

“Harry” You whispered again, he hummed in response, his grip on your waist becoming harder “i love you” harry whispered lowly “I love you more harry” 

Just hold on tight

“Harry Potter Is Dead!” you heard the man yell as all the death eaters behind him erupted in laughter 

You almost fainted, he was dead. Your soulmate, the boy you’ve loved your whole life. Harry Potter was dead 

The dark lords speech went in a blur, your mind couldn’t focus as all you thought was about Harry 

Neville took out the sword as harry woke up again and soon everyone was throwing jinx after jinx 

You needed to find harry, you left the great hall to see he and voldemort in a fight

Neville killed Nagini and Harry won 

Light won 

“Harry” You cried, He ran to you “Y/n” 

“We won” a ghostly smile crept on your face, “We won.” he replied pulling away 

“I almost lost you and I can’t bare the thought of you not knowing how much I love you” he pulled out a little box “You are my soulmate and I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you-” the box opened “I wanted to do this before the war” He chuckled, but got on one knee “Will you, Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N Marry me please?”

“Harry ofcourse” You smiled, indulging him in a hug and kiss looking at the ring that looked beautiful on your finger

That's because I'm a good old-fashioned (fashioned) loverboy

The song ended and you were brough back to reality, everyone was dancing as Fred was fighting with someone for the mic

“What were you thinking about” Harry looked at you 

“Our story” you held onto his neck and kissed him, kissed him to show that it was all worth it, you two finally got your happy ending and now you’d just finished getting married

“Now” Fred took the microphone “Time for fireworks” 

Everyone looked up to see a picture of you and harry kissing, with the initals H.P+Y/I in a heart 

You took teddy into your arms and laid him on your waist as he giggled looking up

“I love you Harry” you leaned your head on his shoulder “I love you too, Y/n”

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Since Yashahime is such a dumpster fire Im just gonna rewrite the sequel to what I THINK would have been the better alternative to the whole SessRin situation and also some story elements that could really be improved and would make this series alot better.

For starters, if we HAD to go the SessRin route then I would make it take place 21 years after the end of final act, Kagome was 18 when she returned to the feudal era and 3 years had passed at the end of the final act which made her 21, Rin should have been about 11-12 at that point, if we count 21 years from then, Kagome would be 42 while Rin would be 32-33, meaning when the twins were born Rin was 18-19, I know that might make ppl a bit uncomfortable still but atleast she would be a legitimate adult where you can atleast say "alright...Im KIND of ok with this, I still dont like it but atleast she is technically an adult capable of consenting and not a literal child being taken advantage of"

Thats if they HAD to go the SessRin route, then I would atleast make it done tastefully where it doesnt promote pedophilia, plus the old gang being in their 40s wouldnt be that big a deal because they'd still be capable of fighting.

Now for my PERSONAL take on how the sequel should have taken place, SessRin wouldnt happen at all, because the beauty of their relationship stemmed from this ruthless cold hearted demon who hated humans, learned to love and care for a small child to the point of nearly crying when he thought he lost her for good, there are all different kinds of love and the love Sesshomaru had for Rin was pure and innocent. He was someone she adored as her savior and caretaker and she was someone he cared for and wanted to protect, to me that bond was far more impactful and meaningful than anything romantic or sexual building up between them, but simply two people whom the other simply cannot live without because they mean THAT much to eachother. Such a pure and sweet relationship did NOT need to be twisted into a romantic and sexual light. Rin could have continued to adore Sesshomaru and he could have continued to check up on her and bring her gifts as he did in the final act until Rin decided she wanted to travel with him again.

Now onto the rewrite, as I stated SessRin WOULDNT happen and their bond would remain as it was in the OG series, so who would be the twins mother? well if we HAD to go the half demon route to show Sesshomaru's development full circle, and we didnt wanna undo Kagura's death because it was a critical moment for Sesshomaru's development, there were several other routes that could have been taken.

1 Create a new character and develop her over the course of Yashahime through a series of flashbacks as we unravel the mystery of what happened to everyone through the girls travels. If you want to go the angsty route you could have her die giving birth and have Rin raise them as a sort of surrogate mother figure, kind of like Clementine with AJ.

2 Use an already established character, one possibility being Nazuna, a human girl that debuted back in the early OG series, she had black hair and black eyes but as we see from Yashahime, the girls clearly didnt inherit their mothers looks as in the OG series Rin's hair was black and her eyes are brown while Setsuna's hair is brown and she has blue/purple eyes while Towa has red eyes, features that neither of their parents have. They also have a random red streak in their hair for some reason. 

So based on this, Nazuna would be a good possible candidate as she was a teenager in the OG series and would be an adult by the end of the series when she would give birth. [Correct me if Im wrong about her age but she looks like a teenager, but if Im wrong then I would just adjust the timeline to where she would be an adult at the time she gives birth]

Another potential candidate would be Momiji, true she may have been anime only but since this is an anime only sequel she is a plausible candidate. She has red/auburn hair which would explain the strange red streak in the twins hair. Like Nazuna, she was a teenager in the OG series so she would also be an adult by the time she'd conceive and give birth.

Another candidate would be Kaname Kururugi, a game exclusive character, but the fact that they went through the trouble of creating a complete OC and fleshed out her backstory to such a degree and allowed her to build relationships with established characters, including Sesshomaru, its safe to say they could have incorperated her into the anime canon considering they already had an established foundation they could have just built off of and meshed it into the anime. Plus she has brown hair and blue/purple eyes just like Setsuna.

Now that we have all the potential candidates, who's the one that seems the most plausible? In my opinion, I would personally go the Kaname route because she has such a deep and fleshed out backstory and they actually took the time to even animate scenes specifically for this game, so she does TECHNICALLY make an appearance in the anime, just not in an actual episode. And just like Kagome, she could have grown fond of the feudal era as well and wished to go back and somehow found a way to do so at the end of the Final act or maybe a month or year later after Kagome returned.

So going with the Kaname route, I'll begin my rewrite.

Being as Sesshomaru hasnt seen her since she was 15 like Kagome and vanished for several years, when he finally sees her again she will now be 18-19 when they reunite and a relationship would start to build and ensue.

Continuing where the game left off, Kaname would continue on with her normal life as Kagome did and eventually graduate when she is 18. She would still often think about her time in the feudal era and miss all the people she spent time with and bonded with there, one person specifically being Sesshomaru.

^ A refresher for those who forgot the Sesshomaru ending.

As she comes home from graduation, another Doll Festival of Wishes is being held and it reminds her of Sesshomaru whom she wishes to see again, she goes and buys one of the dolls and writes his name on it as she did when she first returned home, thinking to herself that its no use and is probably a waste of time, but with what little hope she has left, she does the ritual anyway.

Afterwards she goes over to her father to help him with the festival, who like last time asks her to go get something from the storehouse. As she enters the storehouse, the hole in which she fell through before has been patched up, as she walks through the storehouse, she walks on the patched up floor which caves in when she walks on it and she is once again transported to the feudal era.

She once again lands in a forest not far from where Kaede lives, as she wakes up, she is greeted by Sesshomaru, who had saw her unconscious on his way to visit Rin and watched over her till she woke up. Overjoyed and also in disbelief, she hugs him which surprises Sesshomaru who isnt used to recieving this type of affection but he doesnt push her away, nor does he reciprocate by hugging her back.

As she lets go she tells him how much she missed him and everyone there, then, noticing Rin wasnt with him, asks him where she was, worried that something might have happened to her. He reassures her that Rin is fine and that he was just on his way to visit her at Kaede's village which relieves Kaname. She goes with Sesshomaru back to Kaede's village where she reunites with everyone much to their surprise but they are all very happy to see her again.

Anyway Im not gonna do a play by play step by step storytelling so Im just gonna mention the main story beats and you guys can fill in the blanks for yourself.

Anyway after the happy reunion and catching up, Sesshomaru prepares to leave back on his travels which saddens Kaname who had longed to see him again and only got to be reunited with him a short time. Reluctant to be apart from him again, she asks, or rather insists he allows her to come with him on his travels. He tells her that if she comes with him it'll be a dangerous journey for her, she replies confidently that she can take care of herself and promises to not be a burden to him. Reluctant but not willing to argue, he tells her to do as she wishes and flies off. Kaname hops on A-Un and soon follows, and the two begin their travels together.

Thats pretty much how'd we leave off the final act, atleast a month or two after, you can decide your own timeline.

As for what happened on their journey and how their relationship developed will be shown through a series of flashbacks over the course of Yashahime as we solve more of the mysteries.

In episode 15, we'd get the same flashback but with Kaname being the one to give birth to the twins with Rin, Kagome, Sango, and Kaede there for her as support. It is said that when Sesshomaru and Kaname found out she was pregnant, he brought her back to the village where she could have a safe pregnancy and birth. Of course Sesshomaru isnt the mushy type to stay there with her through her pregnancy, but he does visit from time to time when giving gifts to Rin but also goes to check on her and see how she’s doing, although he doesnt admit thats what he’s doing.

After the twins were born, everything plays out relatively the same, but instead of just taking the twins without a word to her, he atleast reassures her that he's taking them someplace safe from harm, although he cant explain to her right now what that harm is, Kaname says she trusts him.

As I said, things play out relatively the same after that.

As for Rin, what exactly happens with her? well if we MUST pair her off with someone, it should be Kohaku, someone she has an established relationship and bond with that is closer to her age. Whether or not they have kids I'll leave up to you to decide, but I like the idea of Kohaku having a little demon slayer son to carry on their legacy. It would be interesting seeing his bond with Setsuna since Rin would essentially be like a sister figure for the twins although they dont remember her, it would be interesting and sweet to see Setsuna develop a bond with their son who for the sake of simplifying things, we'll call him Korin.

Korin, if we want Rin to be an adult at the time she gives birth, would be 4 years after Kaname gives birth to the twins when Rin is 18-19, making Korin 10 in the present. Like the twins, Korin has no memories of his mother since she was sealed away in a tree for whatever reason, so the only mother figure he's ever had has been Setsuna, which would be an interesting dynamic to explore since it would be similar to how Sesshomaru filled a parental role for Rin who didnt have anyone at the time.

Moroha would NOT be this uncaring about her parents, infact she would be insanely curious, maybe even furious wanting to figure out why they abandoned her and vanished without a word since nobody seems to have told her anything that happened. She would want answers and wouldnt stop until she gets them. The OG crew if we MUST have this mystery drawn out, would tell her that it would be better if she found out the truth for herself and that any answers they give her wouldnt be the answers she wants. So Moroha's driving force in the story wouldnt be about some stupid bounty hunting debt, although she could still be a bounty hunter, but her main motivation would be trying to discover the truth about her parents and why they abandoned her.

Also this BS with Koga giving her up would NOT happen, it just wouldnt, that is BEYOND OOC for him to do and I will not be having it. Instead, Koga would be IN character and not let Moroha out of his sight, he would treat her like kin like the rest of the wolf demon tribe, maybe even give her special treatment because of her connection to Kagome. Koga would train Moroha himself, not going easy on her because he wants her to be strong enough to fend for herself, concerned because of her being a quater demon and having her demon powers sealed, he’s hard on her to toughen her up to not have to rely on it. 

If we must include Yawaragi, then she would be sort of a bodyguard assigned to watch over Moroha by Koga for when he cant. The storyline of the rat armor would still relatively be the same but instead of selling Moroha off to some shady bounty hunter which Koga would never allow or forgive her for doing, she simply introduces him to her as a long time friend, Moroha would take interest in the bounty hunting business as an opporunity for training, and potentially finding info on her parents since Jyubei seems to have alot of connections and intel that’ll be useful in her journey. Yawaragi instead of pursuing the key alone would bring Moroha with her when they are approached by the shady demon whos name I cant be bothered to remember, he blackmails her with the key telling her to fight Moroha if she wants it, Moroha scoffs at this telling him that she wouldnt do that and that they’ll both fight him together to get the key instead, but to her surprise Yawaragi attacks her.

Everything plays out relatively the same, Moroha is hurt at her betrayal and lashes out at her. Yawaragi, like in the episode uses this fight as one final lesson for Moroha, with full intention on dying by the end of it. Moroha is hesitant to fight her because she still cares about her as she was like a second mentor and somewhat mother figure to her. So to get Moroha to fight seriously she lies to her by saying that everything was a lie and that she never cared about her etc I wont go into a ton of detail, Moroha is reluctant to believe her but is eventually convinced when she attacks her full power, seemingly with the intent to kill her. This pushes Moroha to fight seriously as well, remembering what she taught her about using her clever thinking and successfully strikes her down. 

After this she goes over to her and Yawaragi admits to lying to her so that she would fight because she knew chances are the shady demon wouldnt have given her the key and since the rat armor was close to killing her anyway she decided she would rather die by Moroha’s hands rather than being crushed to death by the armor. Moroha would be devestated and guiltridden since she is the reason she was in the cursed armor to begin with, but Yawaragi reassures her that it isnt her fault and that it was her own negligence to see through the trap that resulted in this outcome. As a reward for defeating her, she gives Moroha her sword [yes Moroha wouldnt have her sword until now] and tells her to get stronger with it so that she wouldnt have to rely on her rouge, but win using her own strength. Moroha promises her that she will and Yawaragi passes away shortly after that. Everything plays out relatively the same after that.

As for the twins their motivations can mostly stay the same, but they also wouldnt be so uncaring about their parents, or specifically Towa wouldnt. Towa would be furious at her father and want to find him and maybe even kill him for abandoning them and causing them to be separated with seemingly no regard for their safety. Setsuna can maintain her non caring attitude, but given Towa's upbringing in the modern era, it makes sense for her to be furious at her birth father's neglect after experiencing what a loving home and father feels like.

As for what happened to Kaname, like I said you could go the angsty route where she died giving birth, or you could have her be kidnapped and used as a bargaining chip to blackmail Sesshomaru into doing the enemies bidding. You could have it where Sesshomaru was able to prevent Rin from falling into the enemies hands but not Kaname. Or maybe Kaname sacrificed herself for Rin, agreeing to go with the enemy in exchange for them sparing Rin, which is what leads Sesshomaru to sealing Rin in the tree to prevent them from potentially coming back for her. You guys can come up with your own conclusions there, these are just some scenerios off the top of my head. But for the sake of the rewrite we'll go with Kaname being kidnapped and used to blackmail Sesshomaru.

I’ll make an actual rewrite in a separate post with how I would PERSONALLY make the sequel, this post is just me tweaking and making slight alterations to the way Sunrise chose to write the sequel, the separate post would be how I feel the sequel could have played out instead for the better.

[baekhvuns]

Bad boy | Baekhyun EP

( series masterlist )

epilogue.

word count : 1.0k

pairing : baekhyun x reader

theme ( s ) : romcom, angst.

“Baekhyun! Hurry!” You yelled as you held your stomach, baekhyun sprinting to the car and opening the doors before making you sit in, “baek hurry! Please!”

“Ah—ah! stop hitting me!” you kept smacking his shoulder in pain, you looked at your big stomach and holding it in pain, for what seemed like ages Baekhyun finally pulled over in the hospital

“Hurry up Byun!”

“Woman! i ran over three red lights! calm down!” He yelled in panic before hurrying you inside the hospital and grabbing a doctor by his clothes and telling him to take you in,

The staff hurried you in the delivery room, yes, you were pregnant with your first child. Baekhyun and you have been married for two years now and one day you turned out to be pregnant.

“Baek—“ you remembered running over the living room as you watched him lazily hum a “Yes princess?”

“I’m pregnant.” You watched him choke on his coffee before looking at you with widened eyes, “Are you serious?!” He looked at you with a shocked expression, you nodded, hoping that he would be happy,

“Oh my god! I’m going to be a father?! You’re going to be a mother?! Oh my god Byun family will rule, oh my god oh my god.” You watched him panic before bursting into laughter he pulled you in for a tight hug.

“Thank you for this.” He spoke in an ever so lovely voice before picking you up and spinning you around.

And then here you are, 9 months later, in a hospital, screaming your throat out. “Byun Baekhyun, you better shut up and stay here! you put this baby in me!” You yelled as you gripped the bed sheets and Baekhyun holding you with shaky hands

Suddenly you felt relaxed, “It’s a boy Mrs. Byun!” You felt yourself rejoice in excitement and baekhyun kissing you before holding his baby boy in his arms, you smiled at the scene.

Byun Baekhyun, an absolute idiot holding his next generation. You watched him look at with tears forming on his eye rims, he gave you the baby boy to hold before you also burst out in tears.

“Byun Joohyuk, how’s that?” You looked over at Baekhyun before looking at the small human in your embrace, “Perfect! My lil boy’s going to be a soccer player when he grows up! OH or even better he could take over my company?”

***

“Joohyuk! Who’s baby are you?”

“Mama!”

“That’s right, he’s my boy!” You teased baekhyun before he pouted at you, leaning into your side and humming into your ear,

“Well then princess I think we need a daughter so she’d be my girl!” He winked at you before kissing your cheeks, you looked over at Joohyuk, who was smacking toys carelessly onto the floor

“I think it’s too early for that baek!” You kissed his nose and left for the kitchen, “It’s never too late to have kids!” You heard him yell at you, giggling before you opened the refrigerator for food.

and in the matter of months, Joohyuk had finally started to walk. Now he would accompany us to Jongdae and Eunhye’s house and greeting their 5 year old and a 3 year old.

“I’m so glad everything worked out,” You looked at Eunhye before she pointed at you and baek, “I’m glad it did, or otherwise I don’t know where I’d be.” You shook your head remembering the stupid moments of you and Baekhyun messing up.

Remembering how he almost burnt the kitchen down because he was boiling water, how he almost broke his back picking up a couch from ikea after reassuring you he was ‘Ironman’.

and then remembering the baekhyun who now played with the both of yours little human, “Oh did you hear from Yuna?” You suddenly asked, realizing it had been so long that you finally reminisced her

“She got married to Jaebum, remember Lim Jaebum? From high school?” Your eyes widened, “No way!” Before she nodded, “As expected, they both are like eachother.” You muttered.

Suddenly there were knocks on Eunhye’s door, she got up while you sat looming at the door, “Oh my god guys!” Eunhye opened the door to be swarmed by a group of tall men who you call your friends.

“Is that Sehun’s girlfriend? Oh my god Junmyeon you finally brought your wife!”

slowly by slowly everyone was getting into relationships, watching the same group of people now being adults was something so beautiful to see

you felt Baekhyun slide in next to you, you looked at him, “I like this.” He said against your cheek, “Like what?” You asked as he motioned your eyes to look forward,

seeing all you friends laughing and remembering the old times while sipping on some soju, the kids were in the corner drinking their milks. Seeing Chanyeol smack the living daylights out of Jongin’s butt you almost choked on your drink.

Laughing at all the stupid things they did, so you got up and went towards your bag. Rummaging through you found what you were looking for.

“Guys! Say cheese!” You took a picture of everyone, and then getting in yourself caring Joohyuk and Eunhye’s kids, you clicked an another one.

smiling at the photo, you saw Sehun with his arms around his girlfriend, Chanyeol with sunglass that had money signs on them, Jongdae who was struggling to carry his fiver year old, and Eunhye accidentally spilling cold milk on her 3 year old, Junmyeon waving three notes of money, jongin holding his butt, Kyungsoo holding a kitchen utensil, Yixing on a phone call laughing and Baekhyun with joohyuk in his lap smiling at you.

you smiled before wiping the non existent tear from your eyes, flickering your eyes between the digital photo and the reality in front of you.

“Joohyun come on!” Eunhye brought in the cake, before ushering everyone too gather around and blowing the candle.

“Please don’t cut the cake, me and Joohyun can do it, we found men who were good enough at everything but just not at cake—“ Jongdae quickly took the knife fork her hands and chopped the cake in half, you face palmed as you felt Baekhyun hugging your side with Joohyuk in his arms.

this was it, the moment you wanted to live in forever. realizing that life is too short, you glanced up at Baekhyun and Joohyuk before giving the both a kiss on the cheek.

"Guy’s it’s five seconds till new year!” Kyungsoo yelled as everyone started counting, while looking at the tv infront of us,

“five!”

you looked at your son with his hands held high in amusement,

“four!”

you looked around too see your friends fooling around,

“three!”

you looked at Jongdae and Eunhye, your best friend in her happiest time,

“two!”

you looked at the smiles at everyone’s faces, especially the newly couples. Chuckling at their blushed faces,

“one!”

Your eyes looked at Baekhyun, smiling automatically before he caught you staring and sent a flying kiss towards you and pulled you into a hug, and muttering a soft ‘I love you!’

“Happy new year!”

the end.

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[thekillingjoke-haha]

All I Could Do

Based of the song All I Could Do Was Cry sung by Beyoncé. I suggest y'all listen to it before or during(rush to the bottom to listen then come back idk) to feel the raw emotion in her voice. [Ik I did]

Notes: L/f/c=least favorite color, Bold=singing Slant=Memory

Three men sat at a small table chatting at their friends bar the band playing soft music. The short haired dirty blonde twirled his wetting band between his fingers while a female ring dangled from his neck as he sighed. Tonight he wanted to forget about the girl he was going to spend his life with and try to remember the girl that had his heart from the start. "Come on Dean. We came out so you can forget about the divorce not remince." His younger brother said. No hunt was coming up,no doomsday 2.0 just time off from it all.

"Back in town form a trip please Welcome back to the stage New Orleans own pretty little song bird,Miss [L/n]!" Benny spoke his accent coming out strong.The audience broke into a large uproar. Sam and Cas clapped along,but stopped when they saw who walked on stage. The eldest Winchester didn't notice till her angelic voice spoke. "No need for formality,suga. Known eachother the longest time." His head snapped up and he froze. There she stood in a [f/c] dress the just barely brushed the floor her make up seemed to make her glow under the spotlight. "You got it shar." The vampire kissed her hand before stepping off to the side.

Her [f/c] painted lips pulled back into a smile. "This song like all the others come from the heart and that's how I like to start off my shows. Starting with blues before we get to that upbeat music I love." A few people clapped and cheered agreeing. The music started of soft before picking up. Dean looked at her and his heart pulsed as she sung stealing his heart after he thought he gave it away so long ago.

"I heard church bells ring.I heard a choir singin'~" Her voice drifted her into a vividly painted memory she wished didn't hurt each time it resurfaced. The invitation burned in her hand as she stood outside the church house they were all adults she can walk in there to support her ex on his wedding,but it just hurt as she grew closer. "Y/n" Two voices pulled at her attention turning to them she smiled. "Mr., Mrs.Winchester!" She stated hugging them both. "Dear please no need for formalities you're still family." Mary said bushing the loose hair out off her face. "I'll have to. You guys won't be the only Mr and Mrs Winchester's?" Y/n spoke the words stabbing as she tried not to flinch. It was so painful,but he moved on so she had to let go if not for her for him. "It should be you up there sweetheart." John said truthfully.

"I saw my love walk down the aisle on her finger he placed a ring!~" Y/n sat in a far off row not wanting to be seen as she watched Dean walk down the aisle and stand their his brothers and best friends behind him as he waited for his bride. She came down minutes after him her dress flowing behind her with a bouquet of [L/f] flowers. Y/n tried not to glare,but she knew that wasn't the women for him that she should be in her place. If only she told him sooner,but forcing a smile she had to be strong for a while longer as she watched. "Ooh! I saw them holdin' hands! She was standing there with my Man!~"

Dean looked at the blonde who held hishand her fingers enterlocked with his own infront of him he smiled at her even if his eye wondered to the crowed. He caught her in the corner of his eye sitting down smiling for him tears slipping down her cheek as she tried to be discreta,but even in a crowed of a hundred he can always find her. Dean tried not to let the thought linger as he look back to his bride to be. "I heard them promise til death do us part. Each word was a pain in my heart~"

Y/n breath hicked alittle as she sung. Tears pooled in her eyes as she belted out the chorus. "All I could do! All I could do was cry~" The salted liquid left her tear ducts. "All I could do was cry!~" The two other women on stage Dean didn't even notice sung the back gowns in matching looking like brides maids. "I was losing the man that I love and all I could do was cry~" His heart skipped a beat when he hear love instead of loved. She still loved him. Y/n looked up at the crowd many of them held back the waterworks themselves it's when he [e/c] met those apple green beauty's she fell for since she was a teen.

"And now the wedding is over~" The [h/c] young women watched as the couple ran out of the church covering their heads as the guest cheered. "The rice,RICE has been thrown over their heads~" the uncooked rice layed on the ground as they waved goodbye and got in the limo the decorated string making noise the whole way. Y/n turned away from everyone and went to to her 1970 Chevrolet and drove back to the next town over to her motel. "For them life has just begun,but mine is endin'~" That's when she broke down in the room letting her happy facade break as she crumbled to the ground. All she wanted was to have her hunting life back she didn't know she'd lose the one person that made it worthwhile.

At the same time they thought back to the day it happened. "Ooh! All I could do. All I could do was cry!~" She came back bruised and beaten from a supposed business trip she walked into the quite apartment just to be greeted by harsh light. Dean sat there waiting thing she was cheating,but after one look he found out that wasn't the case. "Where the hell were you!?" He shouted off the bat his anger having festered long enough. "Huntin'." She saw no point in lying. "You promised me that after God and Amara that that was it for us!" Dean's face grew red in his outburst. "De you can take me out of the huntin' life doesn't mean I'll always be able to stay away. I was born into it this apple pie life just isn't for me." Y/n she couldn't look at him as she spoke.

"Then leave." His voice rung in the silence that followed. "But I'm staying here. So you walk out that door you can go back to hunting. You just can't come back to me." The blonde Winchester tried to keep his voice strong. He wanted to tell her he was speaking out of his ass. Y/n's breath hicked in her throat swallowing the lump she nodded her head "I'm sorry,Dean,but I'll always love you hun." She went to their once shared room and got her stuff and just like that she left into the dark. Alone in her car and alone in his apartment they cried. "All I could do was cry. I was losing the man that I love and all I could do was cry~" The music began to fade as she stepped back from the microphone wiping her eyes as she smiled at the crowd bowing before the act that played during her breaks started lifting the mood slightly since she was coming back strong. She walked away along the the back up singers to the dressing room.

Dean stood up immediately and rushed back their freezing in front of the door as the three women in normal clothing opened it walking past him as he slipped in the room. "Hey,Dean." Her voice sounded soft as he went to sit next to her. "Every day since that night I wanted to come back and I stopped myself each time. You started datin' and I was moppin' while hunting." Y/n licked her lips as she looked at him in the mirror her eyes slightly red. "They day of your weddin' was probably the worst day of my life. I knew that day I really lost you and every since then...well All I could do was cry."

Tears came to his green eyes as he looked back at the rings in his hand. One that was his and one that his ex never because it wasn't meant for her. "Y/n/n that night I was thinking about proposing to you I was to nervous to wait for our anniversary,but then you know what happened." She giggled slightly as she leaned her head on his shoulder. "After me and Emily got married I realized I couldn't love her no matter how hard I tried to it could never compare to how I love you." His hand came up to her shoulder pulling her close. "That apple pie life seemed so wrong that I got back into hunting myself and before you say it. Yes I'm a fucking hypocrite I know." Y/n's laughter was infectious as he began to laugh too. "Almost three year later look at me now. Divorced still crying about how I lost the women I loved for someone else."

Y/n turned to him grabbing his cheeks with both hands bringing his face closer to hers as she whispered. "I think we had done just about enough crying,hun." She said crashing their lips together for the first time in years it felt so good it was like everything was coming back together. Who needs a white picket fence when you got concrete walls of the bunker.

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A/n: Done dropping the mic bitches woah!!!

Anyways I left what happened to break them up very vague hunter life or normal life,but do you guys want a part two going in more depth from beginning to the obvious end result.

Song ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[autisticsidesau]

i feel like we haven’t heard much about roman lately, so... hows he doing? -🦔

What isn’t Roman up to is a better question. /j

TW: inspiration porn, food mention, compulsions, obsessive/intrusive thoughts

Roman is currently working on his floor routine for the next competition

And hoping that no more ableist moms try to use him in inspiration p*rn articles on their mommy blogs

He haaaaates it so so soooo much

Roman already struggles a lot with communication and it’s even harder for him when he’s frustrated so he wants to tell the moms off but he c a n t

Which is even more frustrating

Fortunately he has one Bad Ass grandma 

Who will comment on the articles or go to the higher ups and ask for them to be taken down or sass the moms on facebook 

She will defend her grandsons to no end

Roman’s grandma loves roman’s friends too

She says she doesn't have favorites but everyone knows it's emile

Bc xe’s such a “polite young adult”

Roman spends a lot of time with his friends.

He’s a very social person

He likes actively doing things with his friends like going places or doing activities

He also likes watching movies with them (disney!!!), playing games, and existing in the same space

He’s an extrovert so spending time around other people usually energizes him

Roman and Remus are also really close

Every once in a while they do ‘spa days’

They cut cucumbers for their eyes and both end up eating them

(Roman bc he doesn’t like the texture on his face, Remus bc he’s a chaotic son of a bitch)

They will make their own face masks as well 

If Roman vetoes the texture, that’s that and they scrap it

They have a face mask machine (thats a thing??? ~remiel)(Yeah)

They also do eachothers nails

Roman HATES the smell though, so they only do them sometimes

Roman tends to mess his up pretty quickly but Remus’s usually last for a long time

Roman hates the acetone smell so they use a peel off base coat

When/if Roman talks, it’s all in Disney quotes

Remus (almost) always knows exactly what he means

Remus blames it on “creepy twin telekinetic powers”

Roman blames it on, “I forced both of us to watch every disney movie at least 10 times and by the fourth time, was quoting every line. You definitely aren’t forgetting the meanings anytime soon.”

Roman mostly quotes when happy but there’s usually different quotes for the different types of happiness which Remus memorized 

Roman has a tendency to hum “At Last I See the Light” from Tangled whenever Patton starts to come out of a depressive episode

Roman refers to Remus as “bare necessities of life.”

If no one else is around Remus will sing bare necessities for Roman 

And it makes roman happy flap

One of Roman’s biggest flaws is probably the fact that he tends to jump to conclusions very quickly

And once he has jumped to a conclusion, he’s pretty unwilling to accept any other answer

A few examples being when Roman assumed Virgil was dissing Disney, and when Roman assumes Remus has zero struggles/has an easy life

There’s  a lot more to that too. Bc Roman has started a new school himself, bc it’s high school now

And going to a new school, changing his routine, being in a whole new space is jarring and stressful for Roman

He finds his compulsions getting stronger as he tries to find some sort of balance in his life

And as his compulsions gets stronger, he gets overstimulated more and has meltdowns/shutdowns more

Those meltdowns/shutdowns then generally return to a need for routine/normalcy which can feed right back into his compulsions

So it hasn’t been easy for Roman and he’s dealing with a lot internally and tbh it can kinda suck sometimes to see his identical twin who seems to have no struggles in life

So Roman assumes that Remus is doing fine and dandy and it’s not until Remus’s breakdown that he challenges himself to think differently

They do work it out in the end bc they are genuinely really close

They’ve just both have a rough year and both make mistakes, but they work through it

Roman’s obsessive and intrusive thoughts often follow a theme of a need for control/order/perfection

In result his compulsions often follow this theme and he often feels the need to redo things ‘right’ so that they’re ‘perfect’ bc it gives him the brief satisfaction/comfort of control/order/perfection

He does things in twos a lot and really likes balance

If things are ‘unbalanced’ in any way he can really struggle to accept and cope with that concept, whatever that may be

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

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OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[artificialqueens]

learning to be silent (multi) — chapter one - Roza

[ summary ] : figure skating is a tough sport and the reality of the situation is beginning to hit the fan for all the skaters: old and new as grand prix qualifications begin and winter olympic prep is upon them, some crack under the pressure while some are simply happy to be living their passion in full throttle. ( figure skating au )

[ author's note ] : this is a figure skating au and not a yoi au btw!!! I think the show is great, this is just its own original thing and has nothing to do with the show, hope y'all enjoy and the world and tags will definitely grow as chapters progress, have to give a shout-out to @freykitten on tumblr who really helped me develop some good concepts !! enjoy xx — lily.

AO3 / My Tumblr / (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

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"Again!"

Shea shook her head, feeling a deep sense of disbelief run through her veins as she adjusted the sleeves of her jacket as she pulled down her black leggings to her Edea skates, making sure to hit her leg and have it tightly fit, her and Trinity consistently argued on the ice, even in competition season, if pulling your leggings down to your skates really have you the look and attraction of longer legs.

Her skate's lifted off the ice as she circled around the center of the rink, unable to focus with Grand Prix qualifications starting soon, she had qualified her way through which with American skating being so overcrowded and packed with talent, wasn't easy.

"Don't get in your head girl, you have to be in France next week." Trinity spoke up from the sides of the rink, leaning against Detox who stood with her arms crossed, rubbing her partner's shoulders even though she wore Detox's own lavendar jacket with her initials engraved that Alaska had bought her when they made it to the senior team. "Shea, don't be so tense just wait until the Olympic qualifications in a few months for that, stop stressing!"

The Chicago native gave a thumbs up to indicate she was listening but truthfully, how could she? Internationaux de France this year was a complete madhouse and was considered the blood bath qualifying round of the season. That damn paper had so many suprisingly good rookies and seasoned professionals it physically made Shea sink into their break room couch when she found out on the livestream her and Trixie watched from their training rink.

Internationaux de France Entries (Ladies) :

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Australia: Courtney Act

Canada: Brook Lynn Hytes

China: Yuhua Hamasaki

Norway: Thorgy Galligan

Russia: Jinkx Monsoon, Sasha Velour

Spain: Shuga Cain

USA: Shea Couleé, Aquaria Coady, Adore Delano

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"Shea, get into position, please." Bob spoke up, her coach spoke up as she got back to her spot near the rink, watching closely though the frustration building on her skater's face was visible as can be and she bitterly groaned, "Yes, I know, got it!"

Bob frowned seeing Shea so abrasive, it wasn't like her to lash out even in small doses unless someone really was pissing her off and deserved it or she was stressed: Bob knew it was the latter and didn't take it too personal considering what an athletic ball of energy she was when she was still a competitive skater.

"Play!" She instructed to Detox who nodded and pressed play on the phone, already hooked up to the rink's speakers and ready to use.

Shea had begged, had pleaded, had absolutely driven Bob to madness since her junior years to finally use Moulin Rouge as her long program music, her short program was strong as is but they always stuck a bit more traditional in that route but the long program was completely and utterly her own choice of style and music, as long as her coach approved which she luckily, finally did.

"Bitch, I always wanted to do Sparkling Diamonds, this ain't fair!" Trinity moaned about as Detox snickered, holding her hand as they stood watching intently. Trinity trained with Bob since her junior years but Detox was simply here for support and a visit, the American skaters usually mixed and mingled with eachother's rinks, not too serious when competition was overwhelming.

Shea breathed in deeply, a cross across her chest before she felt the music in her, she knew the song for years and years, as if she didn't completely obsess over the musical when she was a teenager, it seemed to come truly full circle once her competition dress had been designed and sent to her: it was stunning, completely stoned with crystals as most dresses were and had impeccable craftsmanship, short sleeved and looked just like a reimagining of Madonna's iconic "Material Girl" outfit which is what Shea was going for.

Pink, White and Iridescent shimmers, it definitely helped her gain some momentum with the song.

Being a senior for over five years had taught her a lot, she had won two international competitions, won over ten national ones and somehow managed to beat Katya Zamolodchikova, Russia's IT girl for a silver medal in Worlds though it was now retiree and coach, Morgan McMichaels who took gold, her biggest achievement since she hadn't qualified for the Olympics yet.

Her main goal of the season was to finally get that damn quad down, all the Russian juniors could do it yet eighty percent of all Senior skaters couldn't, it was both incredible and terrifying.

Some of the girls she knew personally in good and in bad ways, she loved Adore and knew Bianca was always a coach to take in advice from, Aquaria was just entering her first season as a senior but everyone had known her for years, she was Sharon's daughter after all and Sharon Coady was the absolute beacon of hope when it came to coaches, she was the coach international girl's wanted.

Courtney and Brooke were all business and bustling with talent though Courtney had a reputation in the sport as someone who couldn't keep a secret or go one competition without complaining about bias judging, Brooke was simply serious and didn't like to speak too much in interviews and kept to herself which Shea could respect.

Sasha she knew of extremely well. She was stunning, Shea was jealous of how one girl could possibly be so damn beautiful and intelligent. She had been watching her in senior competition's since she became a part of the Russian senior team at 16, she could do just about every trick in the book but everyone watched her for her style and how beautifully she portrayed a story on ice. She was the one to beat along with Katya (who was always fiercely competition) and almost all the Russian girls.

Focusing on her triple axel she skated forward waiting for the cue of the music, attempting to stay completely engulfed in character before slamming her toe pick and jumping, rotating and landing backwards as she glided, arms open. Judging by Trinity's loud scream she either did incredible or underrotated it yet again.

She finished on a high note with claps from Detox and Trinity, Bob gesturing her over as she skated towards the wall of the ice rink, "So was it great or just good again?" She managed to ask before Bob snickered, nodding, "You were great in technique, which is good, but now I'm worried you aren't giving enough of yourself in the story, the character, I'm just surprised because that's usually what you do best."

It was very true and blunt, Shea wasn't known for the cleanest and prettiest lutz or axel jumps (hey, she still did them!) but she racked up presentation points like absolutely nobody's business.

"Well shit." The reply came before she apologized for cursing, it still felt weird even though she was an adult to curse in front of her coach, she truthfully felt like a junior again. "Take ten minutes and then I want to run both back to back, I need you to realize how different your music is and how to get into character." Bob walking off to go and get some hot tea, offering Detox who politely declined to jump onto the ice over the wall, yelling.

Trinity shook her head as she took of a sip of her iced tea bottle, walking over to Shea once she put her skate guards on, touching her friend's hands with their gloves still on, Shea only did it for costume purposes but Florida born and raised Trinity wasn't too keen yet on the cold, any costume she could wear gloves with she completely gushed over just because it was more warm.

"You're gonna do absolutely amazing, you know I'm coming to France already, I finished my competition and now I need you to beat my score and continue the journey to the Grand Prix."

Trinity had skated a week prior in Skate Canada, she placed fifth which wasn't what ideally she hoped for, the minimum score for qualification was 142.5 in Ladies Single skating and she had managed a 179.9 but she had taken a nasty fall in her short and did not recover too well after that but she still had a chance, a tiny, itty bitty chance though she simply moved on from it the day after once she cried into Alaska's shoulder for a straight hour knowing her chances were completely diminished.

"Focus on the Olympics, that's where it matters."

Detox skated around, aimlessly, doing a scratch spin in the center of the ice before letting herself sit completely wide open on the floor, the ice was nice and clean and private, the price you paid for that was worth it to have time without other skaters. "So, have you heard about Katya?"

"Heard what?"

"She quit on her coach, she's moving to Trixie's training camp over in Michigan, she got so aggravated finally that she literally up and left."

Shea gasped, impressed it took that long, she knew it was bound to happen she had heard multiple stories of how awful Russian skaters were treated by the large and in charge coaches, subjected to extremely harsh diets, training constantly, the media ate it up even if it was unfortunately true in some circumstances.

"So that means she's with Chad now?"

Detox nodded, Chad was a coach legend, he coached some of the best including Bob, Bianca and Morgan though their relationship got extremely tense and messy once the Scottish skater, now coach, blamed her career ending injury on Chad, who now would only beat herself up over the damn thing.

"That's good, I think he needs someone just as ambitious and witty as Morgan on her grounds again."

"We'll see, I think she'll crack under the new expectations and routine."

*.✧

Katya slammed the door of her St. Petersburg condo and cursed, wanting to burst into tears, unable to take any of it anymore. She had been living here for almost four years after Lobnya and opened her eyes and extra room to Sasha, a sweet and endearing girl who had since become her younger sister figure, she didn't have a wonderful support system so the older skater took it upon herself to make sure she was taken care of though she was soon to relocate alone and closer to the rink.

Sasha was never an issue, she was perfect, an angel, she was never ever yelled at in camp or at training, she was known as "Саша, дорогая" ( Sasha, darling ) for a damn reason, she did everything with no complaints yet was selfless and always stuck up for her fellow skaters who were ill, younger, struggling.

"What's wrong?" She asked with her nose in her textbooks, Sasha was still determined to finish her schooling one day though it probably wouldn't come soon with her fame and success.

"I quit."

Instantly her book was shut and the blonde looked up, her thick hair parting in front of her face as she nervously questioned what exactly that response exactly meant, "What— what, do you mean by that?" .

"I called him a fucking pig in front of the seniors, I threw my gold medal at him and then took my skates off and left, I called someone who had been interested in me for years to coach me and she immediately offered me a yes and it includes housing, I'm moving to America to train."

Sasha's entire face bleached white, she had no one else she was close to besides Jinkx who was always with another coach than she was and it was unsettling to think about the scene and commotion she must have caused and how it reflected on Sasha who they all called her darling "sister". Katya's hands anxiously ran down her arms, "I can't do this anymore Sasha, I'm turning to drugs again and I can't do that during competition season, I promised I'd be sober to and fuck!" She yelled, throwing her skates across the room as she stared at her own reflection in the large glass panel windows that adorned her comfortable living room, a view of the city perfectly placed.

The other blonde reached out to touch her shoulders and give her a soothing hug, knowing the extent of her history with issues like drugs and alcohol and knowing she was better than this, than to train in America. "Katya, Let's talk, please..." yet she was stopped with a firm slap on her wrist.

"Я не хочу с тобой разговаривать!" She screamed at Sasha, eyes completely ablaze with frustration, the younger skater quickly froze and closed her eyes, breathing slowly and took it in, she wasn't sensitive to someone screaming, she was just surprised Katya had finally reached such a breaking point she managed to yell at her own sister. Katya quickly snapped from her complete alternative reality and groaned at herself, "Sashi, I'm so sorry." She whispered before taking the younger girl in her arms who's eyes were puffing and red, sniffles once her face hit the Russian's national team jacket.

"I didn't mean to scream at you, I'm so sorry." Her apology soft as her fingers ran through the blonde's hair who cried on her chest, mumbling how awful it would be in Russia without her everyday which Katya responded with a firm, "But Sashi, we will always have camps and competitions and off seasons."

"Are you coming to France?"

What a stupid question.

"Of course I am, Sashi, nothing is going to change between us, I'm simply taking my training somewhere else and changing my coach. I still represent and compete for Russia!" She laughed while hugging her closest friend and roomie.

Sasha nodded and let go of her grasp before clearing her throat, "Good, I want to win extremely bad." Katya scoffed, "You act as if any of those other girls even have a chance against you." The younger girl felt her face light up as she clutched her phone close to her chest, "Well actually, there is one American skater who is really, really great and she's so beautiful to..." Katya nervously snapping at her face, "Don't let me lose you to a crush on an American skater, who even is it?"

"It's Shea, the same one who got second at World's three years ago."

The memory definitely stung hard, Katya had never wanted so badly to be top of the podium especially since it was Morgan's last skate before unexpected retirement. Shea was extremely hard working and talented but she was still competition and shouldn't pose Sasha a threat judging by their pure program components.

"Jesus Christ, out of every girl you're going to crush on it has to be her?"

Sasha moaned In disbelief at her response, "Crush?! She is simply competition and I admit her style, she's extremely beautiful and I will respect her from a distance." That sounded like a promise but something in the Russian's heart raced at the programs she had already done and that were uploaded to various social media's, she never took time to really know most other skaters but followed her on Instagram, not expecting much of a response back but instead she indeed returned the follow, there was at the very least a small respect for eachother hidden under all the competition.

"You keep on telling yourself that, now help me pack, I'm flying out in two days."

*.✧

Stress wasn't exactly the first word that Aquaria had hoped would come to mind when thinking about her first senior competition but how could it possibly not, now it was a completely ballgame and she had nothing but experienced and fierce competition, Adore being there with her made a bit less worried with press and interviews even if her own mother was coming since she was her coach, of course.

Her "mom" of over seven years had vied for her to finally become a senior and represent America after she permanently moved from Milan, passion blazing and talent endless. Sharon was beyond happy to have her newfound "daughter" with her at every corner though she still had other skater's to focus on but it was definitely difficult to not put blantant favoritism towards your own daughter, let's be completely honest.

"You ready for France?" Alaska asked the younger girl as she tightly pulled on her skate's laces, Aquaria shook her head, pulling her platinum hair into a high ponytail so the strands of hair would be away from her face while she trained, pulling her leggings over her skates as she responded with a nervously riddled, "Not really, I have some really huge competition and I don't know if I'm exactly up to the level yet, no matter what she has to say." Referring to Sharon who always placed her cards down for Aquaria to succeed and she dominated the junior level for a long time but now it was serious and where it counted, her entire career started here.

Alaska wrapped an arm around her shoulders and nodded, remembering the days of her first starting qualifications at the senior level, she had still an extremely controversial skating style and range of music, she never liked the classical music done over and over again. She'd rather skate to Stevie Nicks than to fucking Carmen for the fifth time straight like some of her competitors. Adore Delano was the same way and it made for them to become great friends, even if it felt as if they were intentionally underscored for their taste in genres.

"Well, your style is beautiful and the judges will appreciate it, make it to the damn Grand Prix girl!" Slapping her shoulders she helped the shorter and younger girl from the bench as she walked by Sharon, her black skate guards over the blade as she leaned into the crook of her neck, "Does it feel weird to see how far she's come?" The whisper making the coach jump a bit but she chuckled in response.

"It is, this is how life works though, I'm just hoping it's a good first impression for her, she deserves it."

Alaska took her hand and smiled, "You worry too fucking much." She mumbled, Sharon kissing her hand and tightly keeping the hold of her fingertips, interlocking them as she continued on with Aquaria who had been staring at them and smiling to herself, she always understood the extent of their "friendship" as Sharon put it though she wasn't an idiot: kissing her hand constantly, holding her waist, being extra touchy during training and ice time, showing up to practices and competitions with well covered bruises and hickey's.

"Alright, play!" She yelled to Latrice who gave a smile and nodded, letting the phone begin it's track as Aquaria molded into starting position, center of the ice as always.

Her program was a difficult one, in terms of components she had the most though Sasha Velour, her biggest competition, still had more quad's and bigger points to rack up though Aquaria was attempting a quad lutz finally out of the harness, if she was going to win she needed to atleast begin measuring up to her Russian competitors who always seemed an entire staircase above the rest of the skaters when it came to jumps and tricks though Aquaria wasn't sure she would ever sacrifice her sanity for a medal.

Sharon had brainstormed with her at home, on the counter nonetheless what the theme of her program should be, she said it was always the most important thing to consider because it helped with performance. Alaska had unsuprisingly chosen Rebellion and Aquaria went with Dreams, an odd choice but she liked the concepts and her songs.

Short program to Oh So Quiet by Björk, Long program was a medley they put together for Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty, trying to make it cohesive and Aquaria certainly liked the mix. Her original plan was to do some songs from Chicago but Alaska begged her not to so they could do it for the exhibition gala's together claiming they'd look basic but amazing.

The key to a good performance truthfully was just embodying the song, the skating and skill would follow that but if you couldn't even get the message or portrayal of the song what was the point, certain skaters would utterly destroy the others in technical score and fall flat on performance, on the look and energy.

Sharon breathed deeply seeing Aquaria stumble just a bit on the opening jump, "Arms straight out!" She yelled as the blonde adjusted, performing a layback spin and turning on her skate with the back outside edge and slamming her toe pick into the ice before performing her quad lutz with success, smiling in pure delusional happiness hearing Alaska utterly scream in support before she tuned her out and continued the program, trying not to let it get to her head when she still had other elements to perform.

The end was always the hardest, to maintain momentum and wrap the program up in a gift wrapped present with the bow on top, this song luckily was a fun one and had a lot of indication in the beats placed on the music where to hit certain poses, positions and when to jump.

Finishing with a clean salchow and camel spin, ending in the center where she started though she finished on her knees, it wasn't the most pleasant but it got the feeling of the song she wanted so it was her artistic direction for this one and not Sharon's.

"Yes!" Sharon yelled laughing clapping, Alaska cheered on her teammate with pride and joy, "So fucking good." She groaned before attempting to run with skates on to choke Aquaria in a tight hug, Sharon joining in on the hug, feeling pride though she had her stumbles and her edges could definitely be improved but she had the charisma, the jumps, even got the quad she wanted.

"The edges are a bit rough but we can work on that, I'm so proud." Sharon breathed on her neck as they embraced as a mother and daughter pair did, Alaska rolled her eyes, she knew it was Sharon's damn job to nitpick every small thing in her programs however, especially since this was Aquaria and someone she took care of personally: she wanted to do the best she possibly could with the competition that laid ahead.

"Now get off, Alaska and I have to work since she's been a lazy bitch."

Aquaria didn't complain at the chance to take a break, get water and unlace her skates, quickly getting off the ice as Alaska hopped on, circling the ice rink as she hummed, running movements in her head. Alaska had drawn the Rostelecom Cup and was beyond glad that Detox had as well so she couldn't feel as alone propped in her hotel room.

"Latrice please!" Sharon yelled at the girl who gave a nod before pressing play again, this time Sharon was on the ice so she could help Alaska out more with tracking the number, she looked to be marking it constantly and that was worrysome enough.

"Are you following me because you're so in love with me you simply can't stay away?" A kiss pressed to her lips, hands on her cheeks while Aquaria was turned away, Sharon licked her lips and laughed, "Wish it was, you just aren't skating very great right now."

Alaska was taken back just a bit but shook it off, knowing how much belief Sharon had in her to succeed even with her odd music choices, she was a performer and she averaged a bronze medal almost every competition, it was still atleast some kind of money, achievement and medal. They had known eachother since their childhood in Pennsylvania. Sharon might have been about four years older and a coach now but that didn't mean Alaska still didn't mind on reminiscing the days they both skated together on Chad's team of established skaters.

"Wait until my costume, I'll be completely galvanized and in perfect character." She promised with a sly wink before stretching out her arms and going in the center, Aquaria watching with curiousity. She always enjoyed Alaska's blantant disregard for what the judges wanted in her music and skating, claiming she was too athletic which Alaska called out as bullshit, they just didn't like she wasn't a pretty ice princess doing Don Quixote or Schindler's List and actually had variety in genre.

The ISU still approved all her music programs for competitions which was all she cared about. Sharon fought diplomatically as she could when it came to Coaches and Media bashing Alaska's skating.

I'll win a medal and then you'll finally be proud of me.

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Yugioh S3 Ep22: Mokuba Gets Murdered

So today’s is...a long update, I may half it, but I’m gonna be away from my computer a whole bunch for a few weeks so like...if I half it you’re gonna be waiting on that other half for...kind of a while and by then I may have sort of forgotten what was happening in the first half. So I dunno, maybe I’ll just make this a huge ass...59 cap post.

honestly it’s mostly 59 caps because, surprisingly, no one dueled this episode.

I KNOW.

When I saw that “To be continued” last episode I really thought I’d have to deal with more paper-form BS but Noah finally plopped over at the beginning of this episode so I guess he’s just officially done playing cards now. Everyone has been turned back from being stoneware with absolutely no consequential brain damage. Probably because you could not do any more damage than what has been previously done.

But don’t worry he’ll get some more brain damage in by the end of this episode.

Remember the plot point that Tristan was slowly becoming a real monkey? I think he forgot about that because he’s been a monkey for...a realllllly long time and he kinda like...continues to just be Tristan. Maybe Tristan was nearly a monkey to begin with?

We also get a rare sighting of an actual real deal hug on this show and it was from the last person you’d ever expect.

Surprisingly heartwarming for this show.

If that duel disk goes off, both of them are super dead. Hugging in a duel disk might be the most dangerous sport either of these boys have ever done.

Anyway, because Seto and Mokuba were the first ones to go, they have no idea that any time has passed at all.

He seems pretty OK for Yugi just nonchalantly taking his dragons but this is VR and...the cards aren’t...actually here. So like...Yugi didn’t actually steal anything? No proof, no crime.

To be honest, no one should have any cards in any of their decks right now, but the show kind of forgets that these digital cards need to be drafted each round. It’s fine.

Anyway, in the wake of losing a card game, Noah just remembered that he’s a freakin god of this universe so he decides to just go for plan B, which you would think would be most people’s plan A.

(more under the cut)

Ya Noah could have peaced out at any point in this show, but because he was trying to impress Daddy he just...didn’t?

Not like it mattered because the integral plot device was like “oh yeah guys, I’m in this show, too, completely forgot. Oops, is it too late? It’s already episode 22? Eh, better late than never.”

and don’t be deceived by the cap, it showed like...every millennium item for some reason. You’d think it wouldn't show the rod because Yugi doesn’t have that, but apparently Marik up there on the ship was like “the hell is this going off for?” and then just shrugged it off.

Noah gets...mostly this image of a well waxed Pharaoh while Yugi gets images of Noah’s memories, where he finds out each of Yugi’s friends and Yugi himself were stuffed in little sci fi VR pods. You’d think that they wouldn’t need to access Noah’s memories to realize that. Should’ve been the first thing they realized when they got here. In VR.

Like, think about it, the only other person that got kicked out of here was Pegasus. And to kick out Pegasus it took all of Yugi’s friends except Bakura. Apparently this time all Yugi needs is for Pharaoh to focus (and Bakura to be just...youknow...present, I guess. Assuming the writers haven’t forgotten that Bakura’s still in there)

I think they mostly did this memory exchange as an excuse to give us a review--thing is there’s so much weird stuff to review it feels a lot like exposition. Like I don’t remember seeing these big boys before:

There is just...a lot of design put into this robot you only see like a couple of times. Some concept artist when all ham so I wonder...was this his OC? I’m so glad his weird OC sleepytime bot got into Yugioh. Good for him.

So at this point I kinda turned to my bro and was like “this feels a lot like the Matrix, doesn’t it?” and then in rolls in the bright purple cloud of “you don’t even know.”

I’ll just leave this here.

back to Yugioh.

Yo I kinda forgot in the mayhem that Kaiba’s Dad was clearly here this whole time. I figured we’d run into him, I didn’t really think he’d Castlevania it up in the sky in order to do it.

So this show presents these two brain orb AI monsters as being pretty well...alive...in that Orb because we’ve only heard this explanation from two AI beings who are pretty sure they never died. But, are they alive, really? Did they really transcend to a higher plane like Noah thinks? Or was this a thinly veiled murder/suicide? Did Gozaburo Kaiba kill his son because he could not allow him to be crippled, seeing an opportunity test out this crazy orb AI that needed a human brain in order to function--knowing full well what he was doing? And then later kill himself after losing everything to Seto?

Like, I’ve heard that in the Japanese version, Gozaburo commits suicide and in the English version he does not. But, at least from where I’m sitting...I think he commits suicide in both versions. Like, maybe it’s because I’m an adult watching this and not a child, but it feels like Gozaburo did this in order to set a trap for Seto as his last screw you before he left this mortal plane.

Either way, Noah’s kind of an idiot and so he still has not caught on. What followed was the three very worst Kaiba boys just kind of shouting at eachother for 5-10 minutes but, like, on completely different wavelengths, every single one. The lack of communication between these dumbasses right after Gozaburo drops this horrifying bomb of “and then I killed myself to kill all of you” was actually pretty low key hilarious.

The dub then got very confused as to when Noah died. Really confused, I’m not going to analyze that too much, it’s dub problems. Dubs do that sometimes.

Also, this is a new Noah outfit. Huh. shame we never got to know it.

Anyway, as the truth comes out, suddenly this accidental Kaiba family therapy

sesh everyone else in this High School class is privy to just starts escalating.

OH OK, KID’S SHOW.

Yo, remember how many jokes I made that Kaiba was raised in Outer Heaven? Apparently I was WAY closer than I realized.

And speaking of Metal Gear:

Anyway, remember that random idea that Noah dropped on us to consume the world with VR tech? I knew it would come back, just not quite like this. Not with a nice Power Point slide show via the sky from the Most Evil Mufasa.

And that was how Kaiba’s Dad decided “I was once scorned by a rude 12 year old, lets destroy every human on Earth and extinguish all civilization.”

So basically the entire freakin ocean is just filled with these robots? Just completely polluted with nighty-night bots?

Yo.

So like this whole time we’ve been following Marik, who’s trying to destroy the world, and keeping babysitting tabs on Bakura, who’s trying to destroy the world, but Kaiba just wants to be the best and show everyone else up so he just decided to set in motion the entirety of humanity’s destruction BEFORE THIS SERIES EVER STARTED.

*coughs* I can’t believe Yugioh just did the Matrix better than the Matrix.

Now listen, I know what I said--and I have to tell you, the Matrix was one of my favorite movies when it came out when I was wee middle schooler and watched it secretly at my friend’s house. It was rated R for absolutely no reason, and so I wasn’t supposed to watch it--but I did anyway and it was very thrilling to break the law like that. Keanu Reeves did a middle finger--yes, that was the cuss that put it into R territory--and I was like “wow, he is crazy!”

But, while it’ll always hold a place in my little tween heart, that one did not age well. Mostly because, once it stepped away from the cave allegory you have to start asking questions like “so...how did everyone get trapped in the Matrix?” and it was like “because the robots needed batteries. So like...humans...became batteries...rather than..........actual batteries.” which makes a lot of sense when you’re like a child and you don’t know how batteries work, but as an adult it’s like “...so they’re not very smart robots, then?”

But, Matrix came out about 1999, and because it was super cool, it influenced everything. This show was about 2001, and Kaiba’s wearing a floor length coat--I really think there may have been a bit of an influence?

And I think they may have explained how all humanity would get placed in the Matrix better than that movie series that was like 3 movies and a bunch of video games and a very violent cartoon. And like, the Yugioh explanation is still balls insane, but hey, at least this motive makes sense.

And then, at this point, Mokuba’s Stockholm Syndrome came back, but this time it’s just plain old fashioned Stockholm Syndrome, no weird brainwashing on the part of Noah was necessary to make any of this happen.

Like I really think Moki’s finally snapped. It’s finally snapped. He doesn’t know have any idea what is going on anymore and desperately needs a nap. A nap that will last like 5 days. Moki needs to go to the beach and just...not move for about a straight week to recover from the mess of this tournament.

Most people at this point would be like “yeah I think maybe Noah isn’t trustworthy” but this group of kids--this is the only group of kids that sees a cackling undead digital ghost dude hunched over like this who has already tried to kill them on multiple occasions--straight up just 10 minutes ago--and says “he’s probably much better now.”

Just 10 feet away from them, Marik is desperately trying to finish the arc he started, but keeps running into filler problems. Which is this door.

This X-men door, the most powerful filler villain in the Yugioh universe.

I can’t believe they explained away Marik--super powerful evil villain that bested Bakura--by using one singular door that kept him occupied for like 20 episodes.

Apparently the bedtime bots are equiped with Huge Lasers.

Which kind of defeats the purpose of keeping everyone alive to send them to the VR realm?

But whatever, they have huge lasers, but little do they know, Marik can shoot lasers out of that necklace he stole off Bakura, and he didn’t actually do that and it’s kind of a bummer. Instead he reflects the lasers with the rod. Which then makes you wonder--is that why Bakura didn’t use his laser attack then? Because of the reflection issue?

Sorry I can’t believe I even entertained that idea. Clearly they completely forgot about S1 at this point. It feels like it’s been so many years since things were simple and you could shoot lasers out of your eyeball/necklace.

And then, canonically, Marik gave up on this door. This normal ass door. The only foe he has ever stepped down to.

This door has faced the ultimate evil, it has stared down an actual fallen god born of anger and violence, who, after thousands of years steeped in an abusive tomb, has risen to consume the entire world, but, this door, using all of it’s bolts and joints you can buy at your local Home Depot, sent that fallen god back whence he came. Which was a blimp. Marik came from a blimp.

This door should be the 4th God Card.

(I want y’all to know that I originally wrote “5th” god card and bro corrected me because I literally thought there were 4 this entire time.)

The amount of time that Mokuba was not kidnapped after Yugi and co just saved him? I want to say maybe 10 minutes. He got one hug from Seto, and then went back to the kidnap zone.

Apparently, Noah decided to trap everyone else in their old memories--which is an interesting way to recap what happened in S2. The trap doesn’t trick them very well because these guys are missing a fair amount of memory at this point, so they basically got served a bunch of weird nonsense.

So while those guys are going to go down their very, very short memory lanes, Noah takes Mokuba to the same exact Dave & Busters that Tea and Yugi went on a date to back in like S2. Like this is the same exact one. And what’s nuts is I think they even redid the backgrounds, but definitely used S2 as reference. It’s quite the devotion to detail.

Noah tried to invent some sort of weird mystery doorway but then Mokuba was like “yeah it’s in the game right? Don’t say no, because I am hankering for some arcade time--don’t touch the other stick though, I want to play solo.″ and then Mokuba just proceeded to play this 2 person arcade game by himself while Noah just...watches.

In Dukes memories, Tristan looks the same as Duke’s always perceived him.

There’s just a lot to take in here.

But don’t worry, it gets weirder than three cultists on one small toy monkey, because here comes some romantic development that had absolutely no basis in reality. This is just so freakin weird, get ready for it.

They definitely almost run over Duke and Serenity--Joey’s sister--and Joey does not not seem to have any reaction to nearly running over his little sister on the road, because one second later, this is happening.

And that was how Noah managed to insert his JoeyxMai fanfiction into Joey’s head and tried his damnedest to make it canon. It’s wild. I can’t believe Noah was a shipper this whole time. Like, who else has he been secretly shipping???

Noah had a split second to use his fabulous orb brain to deal with Joey, and while he used actual memories from the other kids, when it came to Joey, he sort of stopped and went “oh yes, my OTP!”

So then, in this split second Noah kinda turned to his pile of Joey fanfic he keeps stashed in the corner of his Orb Brain Consciousness and was like “well I have this really good one I wrote where Mai wasn’t in the coma yet, and there clearly aren’t enough romantic sunsets, and like...what if they were getting married? Oh man I love this AU! This is so good, can’t wait to upload it to his brain, OMG, he’ll love it. What if they were in Hawaii or something!? OMG they’re so freakin cute.”

Like everyone else on this show who has a canon relationship had to go through some type of sweet hell terror memory but Joey--just Joey--got to go on a date or something and then seal his love with a ring. Like we’ve seen many indicators that Noah is a small child but this was probably the biggest indicator we’ve seen of Noah’s maturity level when he was like “this is how relationships work.”

Again, Yugioh just writing your fanfiction for you--did you want an AU where Mai and Joey’s age wasn’t an issue and she also wasn’t in a coma yet and was uncharacteristically like “lets run off and get married?” because usually you’d have to search Google for that content, but now it’s just here and given to you on a silver platter.

At about the same time they were fully convinced none of this was a real memory, they all ended up back here, minus Kaibas. Joey apparently took the longest amount of time although he had the most bizarre set of memories. He probably just wanted to see where that fic would pan out, but like most fic’s, it kinda stopped updating at about chapter 3 so he gave up on it.

Just a few blocks away, Mokuba and Noah’s playdate from Hell is going according to plan, and Noah is just biding his time before snatching a body. But, before he does, I guess Noah did want to see what happens in this arcade game Moki’s playing because he’s just been standing here admiring Mokuba’s work.

Even Noah at this point is surprised at how deeply Mokuba has Stockholm Syndrome. Noah was just not prepared for how low Mokuba’s expectations are regarding his evil and pathological brothers.

Actual line of the show through this whole ironic experience, Noah just saying “wow...I almost feel bad”

Anyway remember that DDR game--that huge screened DDR game where Tea had a dance fight with Johnny Steps during her date with Yugi?

Did you ever think it would, one and half seasons later, become the scene of a horrific crime?

Did you ever think that the crime that would occur on the inane DDR machine that Tea once had a dance fight on against a guy wearing fringe moccasins would later be the scene of a family betrayal where Mokuba got murdered by his own dead secret older brother?

Because I sure didn’t.

Anyway, now equipped with his ultimate form--a very small kid with hair that weighs more than the kid itself, Noah rises from his grave.

I kind of love evil Moki, not going to lie.

Apparently Moki’s evil in Season 0 so I’ll probs have to go back to that season eventually to get more of that evil Moki fix.

I hope this is the type of scene that will end this entire show, TBH, just a crazy ass Moki cackling over the bodies of every other card player. That would be such a good way to end this series.

Anyway, I don't know whennnn the next update will be. I may update on that later--maybe not, but until we meet again, we’ll just leave evil Moki here in this nearly abandoned SeaQuest, laughing his face off over the sweet tunes of some Plantasia.

[britt-tay-nilsen]

-- Zude love

ch.6- Childhood home Zero was ripped out of his sleep by the sound of laughing and sceeching of little kids, a sound so nice he couldnt be bothered about loosing sleep as he opened his eyes witha smile. "Zero your up" Natalya cheered jumping up ontop of his laying figure and Traxton soon joined on th pile makeing Zero laugh more. "Wheres daddy" he asked as he finally managed to get the kids off of him and himself got up from the bed. "Hes downstairs making breakfast, he told us to get you up" Natalya explained. The three headed downstairs to where Jude was in fact making eggs and toast for everyone with coffee for him and Zero and orange juice for the two kids. The family of four ate together enjoying their food with conversation and jokes and having a good time. "Kids why dont you guys go play in you rooms" Zero suggested wanting to talk to Jude by himself. Natalya was a little confused but agreed anyway and grabbed Traxtons hand and pulled him away. Jude and Zero sat on the couch when they were gone. "What's up" he asked. Zero sighed looking down at his clasped hands trying to put his words together in his mind before speaking. "So I was thinking" he paused trying again,not sure of how to say this in a correct way but this time he was cut off. Jude put his hand on his knee trying to encouage him seeing how it was making him. Zero took a deep breathe and squeezed his eyes shut as tight as he could before speaking. "I was thinking alot lately and I kind of want to go visit my childhood home. And I want you and the kids to come with me." He finally spoke getting everything her wanted to say out at once, not pausing. Jude stared at him silently for a bit of time which made Zero slightly uncomfortable as he cleared his throat and stared down again. But he quickly looked up again as Jude laughed slightly, when they made eye contact Zero saw Jude had the loving smile hes had a million times before. "We absoutley can" he answered delighted especially with the way Zero's face lit up. "Awesome" Zero exclaimed feeling extremely releived and juped up. Jude's smile slowly faded "do you really want the kids to come, they can be alot and this might be sensitive for you." Zero shrugged and smiled "Im completley sure after all they are family to me." He winked which made Jude laugh "Alright I'll go tell them" he said he said heading to where the kids were playing together. After he had left Zero let out a little excited dance, he was a trainwreck about this but atleast he wouldnt be alone, atleast he would have the ones he loves and love him back. Soon Jude came back with Natalya and Traxton in tow and motioned for Zero to talk when they looked confused. "He wants to tell you guys something" Jude said and gave Zero the room to now explain. Zero took a breathe, mentally preparing this in a way both kids would understand. "Alright so I was thinking about us talking a trip to the house I grew up in". The kids were silent for a bit before looking at eachother and smiling before turning back to the adults "cool" Natalya said and Traxton nodded along before echoing her. Zero let out a sigh internally, happy that the kids didnt push further than that. Jude laughed at his kids and picked up Traxton, looking at Zero. "If you want to get there before sun down we should probably head out now" he informed. Zero nodded in agreement "yah lets get going then" he said and walked out with the others following him out to the car. The car ride was mostly silent which Zero was greatful for. Finally after about two to three hours they pulled up to the building. Jude turned his head to look at Zero who was staring out the window silently. "Are you ready" he asked softly and Zero turned to look at him giving a silent nod of his head. "Alright then lets do this, you ready" Jude asked turning to look at the kids in the back. The kids both cheered excited as Jude and Zero go out and headed to the back to let the kids out. Jude grabbed Natalya and Zero got Traxton before they headed up the driveway. Zero put Traxton down on the ground and pulled the key from under the mat where he knew it always had been. He unlocked the door and headed inside. When they entered they all stopped, for a different reason. Zero because of the memories of this place, Jude because he was standing in the building Zero grew up in, the one he only kew so little about. And Natalya and Traxton because this house was huge. Sighing Zero turned to the ones who have come to be his family "here it is." "Kids why dont you look around some" Jude suggested and knowing better than to question or argue with there father they did. When he was sure they were a safe distance away he turned back to Zero. "Whats going on" he asked softly. Zero just shook his head barely meeting his boyfriends eyes. "Just being here with everything that happened, it was like it was yesterday." He said. "Like it doesnt feel like its just a memory. I remember everything including all the thoughts and emotions and thing I was feeling. He continued to go on. As Jude sath there like the angel he was silently listening to everything. Letting Zero go on and on all he wanted to. Not daring to even make a noise till he was sure Zero was done. When said man suddenly took a deep breathe and slumped down on the floor Jude took that hs his key and slowly sat down on the ground next to him and gently rubbed his back. "Its okay" he whispered and repeated that over and over again. Zero slowly looked up at him and leaned to his side which made Jude smile at his love. But before he could speak Traxton and Natalya came running back. "This place is huge" Natalya exclaimed continued to look around in amazement. Zero laughed feeling alittle uneasy "Thanks Nat". Natalya at the young age she was didnt realize the tension and smiled. "Your welcome Zero" she beamed "come on Trax lets go play in the back" she said grabbing her little brothers hand. "Be careful and dont wander off" Jude warned. "we'll be good" Traxton promised before runningoff with his sister. Zero and Jude watched them run off before turning back to eachother. Jude grabbed Zero's arm "hey" he said getting his attention back. "Are you really okay" he asked. Zero nodded, answering "yah, its alot to take in but Im okay, I will be atleast. I was just thinking" he said. "Thinking about what" Jude asked but Zero just shook his head "its nothing" he answered. "You wanna go now" Jude asked only get a nod in response. "Alright I'll get the kids " he said walking to the back while Zero got up to head out the front and wait for them there. The three came out not that long after and go in to the car. When they were driving it was mostly silent, Traxton had fallen asleep and Natalya was playing on Jude's phone while Jude and Zero were silent in the front. They ended up going to the Kinkade mansion and pulled into the driveway. "I'll get Trax" Zero whispered and Jude nodded and turned to Natalya "let me have my phone sweets". Natalya leaned forward and handed i to him before working on unbuckling herself as Jude got out of the car and came to her door. Zero leaned against the side of th car holding Traxton as he waited for them. As Natalya got out of the house with the help of Jude and the three headed in the house. The kids were going to spend the night with Dominic and Cassandra, the two sibling who still full time lived there while Travis and Jude both moved out. Once Natalya and Traxton were secure with them plus Zero was going to stay because Jude had to go to the stadium to meet Travis. "Wheres daddy" Natalya asked when she noticed Jude wasnt following them in. "He had to meet uncle Travis somewhere but he'll be back soon" Zero explained putting putting Traxton softly on the couch, trying to be quiet to not wake him up plus the youngest two Kinkade siblings were aslep in there rooms. That answer seemed to be enough for Natalya bcause she smiled and run off to her own room in the mansion. Now alone except the sleeping three year old Zero sat down and thought about today. Going back to that house was hard but going with Jude and the kids made it alittle easier. Running a hnd through his hir he puffed out a sigh and decided tp lay down, moving the toddler slightly Zero layed next to him and closed his eyes falling asleep. What felt lile right away Zero felt himself being shaken. "Z wake up" Jude whispered Zero opened his eyes and saw Jude hovering over him slightly holding a still sleeping Traxton. When he saw he had Zero's attention he motioned with his head. "Go upstairs and sleep in my bed, I'll be there soon I just want to put Traxton in his bed" he said. Zero slowly got up all groggy and headed upstairs to where he knew the room was. Groaning he flopped onto the bed and closed his eyes immediatly drifting off again. He woke up again some time later when he felt the bed shift as Jude got in beside him. "Kids down" he mumbled asking making Jude nod "yah, Traxton never woke up and Natalya just fell asleep. She had alot of energy today". Zero nodded flopping his head back against the pillow still exhausted since it had been such a long day. Noticing that Jude laughed and rubbed Zero's back before finally laying down too."How was everything with Travis at the stadium" Zero asked trying to make conversation despite the tiredness. "Everything was fine, nothing big just something really small and super easy to fix." Jude explained closing his eyes. Zero hummed ready to sleep himself when the door suddenly slammed open causing both of them to bolt up. Standing in the doorway pale as a ghost with wide eyes was Natalya. "Nat what's up" Jude asked as his daughter suddenly bolted to the bed, climbing on top of it in between Jude and Zero. "I heard something" she exclaimed shaking slightly. Jude sighed, rubbing her back. "Its nothing babe, why dont you sleep here with us tonight okay" Jude said making Natalya nod and snuggle down. Jude and Zero sat up despite there desire to sleep, until Natalya fell asleep to make her feel safer. Once her breathing evened out letting them know she was sleeping they finally laid down to sleep aswell.-------

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Unprofessional Crush | Bonus Valentine’s day Chapter

Tom Holland x Celebrity!Reader

*Does NOT impact the Unprofessional Crush story, so it CAN be read without having to read the rest of the story*

Summary: It’s Valentine’s day and whoever’s in the Supermodel’s household will be awoken by a very good and exciting news. 

Word Count: 2.1k

Pairings: Tom Holland x reader ; PLATONIC!Harry Styles x reader

Warnings: cursing and really adorable 

UNPROFESSIONAL CRUSH MASTERLIST

Tom’s p.o.v.

A groan leaves my mouth as I stretch my arms out, searching for my girlfriend’s body that was supposed to be laying besides me. But, instead my palm ends up patting the bed’s now cold surface.

Causing another groan to escape my lips and my eyebrows to involuntarily scrunch up as I’m both wondering where the hell (Y/N) is and the large amount of light practically blinding me as I try to open my eyes.

I don’t have time to get used to the room’s lighting or wonder much about her location, because suddenly her excited screams and loud laughter are echoing throughout the apartment walls.  

I lift my upper body tiredly and support it against her headboard. All of my sleepiness has vanished as soon as I heard her contagious laughter, instead a lazy smile crept itself onto my face, without me even realizing it. The effects of this girl, I swear.

“(Y/N) Why are you laughing all by yourself?!” Harry’s sleep deprived voice thunders through the walls. “At eight in the morning! Have you finally gone mad?!”

I chuckle while rubbing my eyes. “Tom are you with her?! Or should we actually be worried this time?!”

“We should be worried!” I remove my hands from my eyes and start searching for my phone.

“It’s here! It’s here! It’s here!” My girlfriend attempts to scream but can’t because of her unrestrained laughter. The soft thuds of her feet quickly making their way towards the bedrooms, warns me that I’m about to get attacked by the jumble of energy (Y/N) is today.

I stop looking for my phone and face the door, waiting for her entrance. “Oh, good you’re back from tea with the Mad-” I interrupt myself as my eyes widen and I try to stretch my hands in front of me as a shield.

As the supermodel runs at me full speed with this crazy amazing smile spread on her face. She suddenly jumps on the bed and throws herself on top of me.

As I try to peck her soft lips after her attack, I feel and see a glossy magazine cover being shoved into my face.

“It’s here Tom! It’s here!” She squeals in delight.

My eyebrows scrunch up in confusion.

“Look! Look! Look!” She screams like an impatient four year old.

“I’m trying darling!” I chuckle and softly remove her tight grasp from what looks like a magazine, I can’t tell because it’s literally inches from my face. As I lower it without glancing down, she pouts in frustration. proving to me that she actually is a child stuck in an adult’s body, as she also reminds me how badly I want to kiss her.

Instead I bring her hand, that I’m still holding, up to my mouth and kiss each of her fingers. Her pout disappears and a soft smile takes over her face. When I’m done I pull her forward, actually no.

I try to pull her forward.

“You’ll make me wrinkle it!” She yelps in horror.

“I’ll buy you another one.” I reply amused. I mean how could I not?! Here we are with a supermodel who’s appeared in all kinds of magazines fretting about this one. While she knows that there are thousands of copies that we can both afford. Plus, the brand normally sends her plenty of copies, so she can hand out to friends and family.

“You still haven’t looked at it.” She replies grumpily. I playfully roll my eyes and grab her hand again.

“I will in a second.” She huffs, causing me to smile. “Can’t a man enjoy their girlfriend for one second? Sheesh.”

This time I successfully pull her into my lap and wrap my arms around her making sure she won’t leave. I tip her head towards me and try to kiss her again.

Yes try. Because she turns her head just in time.

A loud groan erupts from my throat. “Are you really not going to let me kiss you?! It is Valentine’s day you know?!”

“Not until you look at the magazine!” She crosses her arms stubbornly.

I grab the damned thing, still looking at her weirdly.

I look down quickly, just to get it over with, I mean I really want to kiss her so I’m about to do just that. When my mind realizes what it’s just seen. My eyes widen and a smile sneaks it’s way onto her face.

I hadn’t realized it but she twisted herself so she’d be able to gauge my reaction. “Is that?-” I can’t even explain myself.

But somehow she understands me and her smile turns into a huge one as she nods her head fervently. “Yes! Yes it is! Look at it properly!”

I do as she says and grab it. My mouth now hangs open.

There I am. Me. (Y/N). Vogue cover. Valentine’s day edition.

That’s how my mind processes it.

“We made it?” My voice comes out in a small croak.

This time she’s the one who squeezes my hand and chuckles softly while doing so.

“Of course we made it!” She kisses my cheek. “I just wanted it to be a surprise so I invented that whole thing up! So surprise…?”

I laugh at her and pull the girl sitting in front of me right back into my lap. Kissing every inch of her neck that I can find, making one of the sounds I love the most leave her mouth, her laughter of course.

“Hadn’t we agreed to sleep in? And watch movies all day and then go out for dinner tonight?” I whisper against her skin.

“Yes! But I mean it’s here and I’m so so happy!” And she’s off my lap again, jumping on her bed. “That’s my favorite vogue cover I’ve ever done!”

I look at her while her sweet, joyful laughter continues echoing through the house. You could probably hear it from a mile away and it would definitely spread a huge smile onto your face or maybe you’d end up joining her? It rumbles through their halls and into every room of this house, cheering the most unhappy of all people. And what the hell? Why should I ruin this? Or not be a part of it?

I stand up and grab her hands and jump with her on the bed laughing just as crazily as she is.

“Tom?! Have you gone mad as well?! Okay now I’m really worried.” We hear her roommate, Harry Styles grumble. That causes her laughter and mine to get louder somehow.

As her best friend appears at the doorway she lets out a loud and happy shriek. “We’re on the cover!” And literally throws herself at him. Next thing I know they’re both lying on the floor.

Him groaning and her chuckling, of course.

My ribs start to hurt and I fall to the bed, my entire body shakes as I chuckle hysterically.

“You two are assholes, I couldn’t sleep last night you know? And I was like ‘ah whatever it’s almost Valentine’s day let them be” He mocks himself, as he pokes (Y/N) in the stomach causing her to giggle. “And I thought you’d be kind enough to at least let me sleep through the morning the next day. But nope.”

“Perks of living with me! You get woken up by laughter and me being happy and I know you love it!” She shows him her tongue childishly.

A small, soft smile spreads itself onto my face once again.

She gets up and grabs the Vogue magazine showing it to him excitedly.

“Holy shit you guys!”

…

Third person’s p.o.v.

“It’s so easy to photograph them! They could literally be in the dullest room and the pictures would still come out amazing because of what they feel for one another! Why haven’t we thought of this before?” The photographer whisper shouts at the photoshoot’s director.

Harper, (Y/N)’s manager and best friend, happens to be close enough to them and smiles knowingly.

“I don’t know” The director shakes his head. “But I’m glad we chose them for this edition! I mean of course it’s easy to shoot them, just by looking at them you can tell and practically feel their love for eachother!” Gushes the director.

The couple that was making everyone gush were currently whispering to one another, not being able to remove their smiles from their faces. Completely ignoring the sound of cameras going off and acting like they always do.

“I’m so nervous.” Whispers Tom while pulling his beautiful girlfriend towards him, spinning her into his arms. When her back softly thuds against his front she looks up at him proudly.

“You shouldn’t be! You’re doing amazing!”

“Yeah, but I am doing a photoshoot with someone who does this for a living and is fucking marvelous at it!” A soft pout tugs at his lips. But quickly disappears when said supermodel softly kisses it away.

“Yes, and like I said you’re doing amazing! Even better than some of the models I had to shoot with before!” She turns around and pats his chest softly, while looking at him. “So stop pouting adorably and continue doing whatever it is you’ve always done! I mean it worked enough that you made me fall in love with you and everyone in Hollywood seems to love you just as much!”

After a few more minutes of shooting in this area with these clothes. (Y/N) suddenly gasps and pokes Tom. Causing him to look at her with such amazement and love in the eyes that the photographers almost squeal out of joy.

“What is it, love?” He whispers to her, his eyebrows scrunched up in confusion at the beautiful smile on his girlfriend's face.

“I’ve got an idea! And it’s something I’ve always wanted to do and that I could only do with you! I’m sure the photographers will love it!” She jumps in her place, squeezing his hand, not being able to contain her excitement.

Even when she pulls him towards the crew so she can explain her idea to them, the photographers are able to capture amazing moments. (Y/N) almost never realizes but she has the habit of grabbing Tom’s hand and pulling him along. She might not notice whenever she does this but he does and he loves it.

The moment they captured had him looking at her with admiration and she had this infectious smile on her face. The man behind the camera had one just by being in the presence of a couple so in love.

“I have an idea!” (Y/N) exclaims excitedly.

And no one in the crew could ever say no to Hollywood’s sweetheart, her happy and good energy making it impossible.

“Oh boy.” Mutters Harper, but even she had a small smile on her face as she shook her head.

...

And that’s how Tom ended up with his upper body hanging upside down, while his legs were hooked on a pull-up exercise bar.

Oh and he was in a Spider-Man costume, the mask covering half his face, they found it at (Y/N)’s and Harry’s apartment. Which shocked no one because they all know she’s obsessed with Marvel movies.

They were doing the iconic Spider-Man kiss. All of the photographers were freaking out and yelling.

“Amazing!”

“Just perfect!”

“We have a cover!”

(Y/N) was freaking out just as much. After a couple of seconds she jumped back and squealed. “You have no idea how long that’s been on my bucket list!”

With help Tom unhooks himself and hugs her, the photographers continued shooting away, not being able to stop when shooting the famous couple in front of them. And they finally understand why everyone’s obsessed with them.

“These will be impossible to pick! All of them just seem to be amazing! And so natural!” Sighs the editor as he looks at them with a soft smile on his face.

“I love you.” She whispers in his ear. He squeezes her tightly “Love you more.”

“Impossible!” She gasps as they continue to bicker playfully, while unknowingly make everyone wishing they had something as special as they do.

The cover ended up being another picture. The editors thought it was best since his face was half covered up. But they made sure to hint about the iconic reenacting on the front.

The picture that was now spread underneath the huge Vogue letters and on thousands of stands, bookstores, being held by fans squealing with delight. Was the one where (Y/N) held his hand with a huge smile on her face, you could practically hear her laughing with just a glance at her. While he looked at her with a smile, well accompanied by his look of utter love and happiness.

A/N 

I was having an incredibly annoying writer’s block and I really hope that’s over now. I wanted to wish Happy birthday to this amazing human being @roseschnapp who always tells me I should be writing! Love u so much and I hope your day is truly amazing! 

plz plz plz send me asks or leave comments I love them so much!

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Rockman.EXE Episode 46 Review.

In Battle Network universe, curry takes YOU out!

Are you gonna explain how Regal gets Dr. Wily’s robot eye gene or something?

We begin the episode with one of my least favorite characters in this season demanding curry at the restaurant of my least favorite group of villaines. Count Elec is working while complaining about Rush and wondering if the WWW will ever come back. Suddenly, his PET starts to emit a sound with a bright red screen, and we see that the rest of the WWW members also have the same problem.

They are all gathered at the Maha ichiban, with Rush still waiting for his dang curry, trying to figure out what is going on. The PETs then slowly reveal an image of Dr. Wily.

Are we forgeting already that Madoi has sleeves?

After the title card we see that all PETs are connected to a tv where they find out that it is a video recording of Dr.Wily’s will. Wily tells them about a special chip where he engraved his intellect and where to find it.

All of this as the monitor shows the mod code for HP+250 for some reason.

After hearing this the WWW members are amazed and glad that they will finally return, but a certain dog hears them and escapes to alert our heroes.

Another way to make this character useful. I honestly don’t know why they don’t even question Rush, like they already know who he is and what he can do.

We cut to Netto who is happily skating while singing Aki’s cheezy song (very badly BTW) until he is surprised by Rush who suddenly appears in his way. Rush seems to be trying to tell him something, but Netto simple can’t understand him.

Why? She speaks bitch? XD (It’s not a bad word if I’m not using it as an insult)

In the next scene we see the Ex-WWW stealing a helicopter from a local airport by drowning the employees in curry. I also want to point out that Madoi and Count Elec are wearing those weird looking hats from when they were hand gliding in episode 31.

Custom hats for their hair styles?

Madoi reminds them that Gauss might also be interested in finding Wily’s brain chip, before we see him at his company with the family picture we saw in episode 30.

Meanwhile, in Yaito’s secret tree house base, Roll somehow translates what Rush said about the Wily chip, (ignore the weird spacing in the second panel) and for some reason they all think it’s THEIR job to stop them.

Rush demonstrates once again that he can cross between worlds to show them the map to the chip, and right after this, Yaito calls them from a entirely different art style and background just so we can get Yaito’s animation of getting into her private jet Batman style.

It just looks so weird going back and forth between art styles like that. Even the shading is different!

They find the island with no signs of the Ex-WWW anywhere, until Rockman totally jinx it because it turns out they were waiting for them to fly and shoot at them!

Rockman in forth panel: “I hate to be right all the time”

It’s been a while since the WWW tried to MURDER Netto! They literally shoot at them because they knew Netto and Rockman were there!

After blasting them out of the sky, the WWW land on the island were they find a waterfall that, of course, has a jack-in point next to it. This means the waterfall is fake because it dries up once they plug-in to reveal the chip.

Just plug-in, play Wily’s video and no more waterfall. Before they can take the chip though, one of Yaito’s drill cars bursts out of the ground. Yaito, Dekao and Tohru attempt to runaway with the chip only for the drill to stop working leaving them stuck there. Meanwhile, Netto is driving underground in a second drill car.

“Girl please, who’s the main character here? I can find the plot with my eyes closed.”

The loser squad try to defend the chip, in a very poorly way because Mahajarama ends up picking it up easily after Madoi drops it. Hinouken celebrates, but they are all interrupted by a blimp from Gauss that suddenly arrives before cutting to commercials.

We return from commercials with Gauss blasting the WWW helicopter with a laser from his airship.

Yeap, that happend.

Gauss reveals himself and immediately proceeds to insult Madoi.

I like how the camera switches to Madoi dissapearing and then going back to Gauss getting slapped by her. This is officially the second time Madoi slaps him.

Gauss reveals that he is interested in collecting Wily’s chip for his fan girl collection before Netto and Meiru finally burst out of the ground behind the blimp. Gauss then reveals a vital piece of information to eveyone.

Whaaaaa... I’m just kidding, we already knew that.

Turns out Gauss changed the family name to Magnets after their mother died and considers the Count a failure. He offers to take him back on his blimp in return for him handing over the Wily chip. The Count accepts shocking everyone, except for Mahajarama who has fate in him.

Then Meiru comes running at Yaito and the others telling them that Netto is on that ship too.

“Main character!”

Inside the airship, the Count refuses to hand over the chip and challenges Gauss to a Net Battle, but not just any Netbattle, one with the same rules used in his battle against Rockman back in episode 30. 

Were the subs done by the same guys from episode 38? WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!

Gauss accepts and we then see Netto hiding in a closet where Rockman tells him that he will disable the security so he can sneak around. The electric battle begins with Elecman and Magnetman rushing at eachother as we then cut to Rockman taking out the security Navis with his cutted buster shot.

I’m liking the lighting effects used in this episode.

Elecman attacks Magnetman with his Elec Sword, but the magnetic Navi blows him away. Magnetman attacks with his Mag balls, Elecman tries to avoid them but one of them eventually touches him causing the Count to get shocked by the battle machine.

So gay. 

Anyway, the Count shuts him up after he sends a lightning rod to Elecman to protect him from Magnetman’s attacks and returning the damage to him.

That’s not a real chip, but I don’t care.

Gauss gets angry and Magnetman manhandles Elecman.

This battle is intense! I am personally rooting for Elecman and the Count. I don’t have anything against gay people, I just happen to dislike Gauss, and his Navi Magnetman is very vicious. You can see how Elecman struggles in the battle just for the Count. That is Navi loyalty at its finest!

Meanwhile, we go back to the island where one of Yaito’s maids tells her that their rescue crew has arrived, they can now go get Netto from Gauss’s blimp. Speacking of Netto, we cut to Rockman now in the Heat Guts style burning more security Navis to disable what I guess is a motion sensor.

I think this is the first time we see burn marks left by the Heat Guts attack, it is suppouse to be a flamethrower after all.

Back to the battle, Elecman and Magnetman launch their attacks at the same time. The collission of their attacks for some reason means that both Gauss and the Count get electricuted. During this, a spark runs wild and starts a tiny fire somewhere in the blimp.

Netto finally arrives at the room where they are having their Net Battle and spots Wily’s chip in front of their family picture.

Just wanted to brag my good timing with this shot where Netto sees the Count before hiding.

Magnetman and Elecman are both tired, the fire in the airship starts to expand, the Navis decide to take the other one down with their fists resulting in a double log-out and both operators getting electricuted and falling over.

On the floor, they both talk about the past. Gauss even admits that their mother and him were worried about the Count before she passed away. 

This tender conversation is interrupted by an explotion caused by the growing fire, but there is another surprise for them, Netto attempting to sneak away with the Wily chip behind their backs.

You know, Netto, you could’ve taken advantage of the explotion to run away without them realizing it. 

Netto runs away and plugs out Rockman who was still burning security Navis in the cyberworld with Gauss and Count Elec right behind him.

Rockman deleting the security might have weakend the airships emergency protocals in case of a fire...Wooops. Either that or Gauss’s blimp was poorly designed.

Netto tries to escape from them by running to the roof only to be stopped by the fire.

.........

Only in the original version can you find an openly gay Gauss.

Netto threatens them by throwing the chip overboard, but another explotion causes him to lose balance.

The villains saved the hero?

Of course they did it because they thought he still had the chip. Luckily for Netto, he grabs on to a lose part of the blimp slowly tearing its side and leaving him hanging from it.

Gauss and Count Elec once again start to fight over the chip, and once again an explotion occures making them fall over with the chip sliding pass between them and finally falling off the ship.

LOL, there goes Wily’s brain.

The blimp is slowly falling with Netto getting closer to the water until something saves him from drowning or freezing to death.

Oh no, its the return of the Yaito Mako!

Netto is saved and the blimp ends up crashing into an iceberg while our heroes just watch the bad guys die.

Oh the Elec-Manity! Or Magnet-Manity? o-o

After this we see the Ex-WWW on a boat in front of the iceberg believing that their dear friend died. Of course this isn’t the case because the camera quickly shifts to the Count and Gauss bickering on a block of ice, ending the episode with both of them sneezing.

What do I think?

The beginning was pretty dumb. Netto and friends just trying to stop the Ex-WWW like it was their responsability. I mean, granted, Rockman is the hero that stops their evil plans, but they never got directly involve before. Fighting against the WWW Navis was because they were causing problems to them and the rest of the city, but their operators don’t stand a chance against a group of adults in real life. The cyberworld is where Rockman is superior and is able to stop them, that’s the Battle Network formula, giving kids an advantage over adults.

The best and most important part of the episode was the revelation of Gauss and Count Elec being brothers and the Net Battle between their Navis. If you saw the anime before playing the games like me, this was something we were waiting for after seeing the Count’s family picture in episode 30. The game was pretty vague about this, how were we suppoused to know that the Cout’s real name was Jack? They are never seen interacting with eachother in the games, Gauss’s introduction was the only time where this was mentioned. During the plane hijacking in BN2, Gauss reveals that he came from a very poor family and that his brother Jack was taken in by a wealthy family, making him bitter towards humanity and the reason why he joins Gospel. Here, they both come from a rich family but chose different paths, specially since the Count ran away from home a long time ago.

The reason why there was a mod code in Wily’s video was part of their publicity for BN3, by adding secret codes for the game in the anime. It is very plausible that we will see more secret codes hiding in some of the future episode.

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The first time Eileen helped me was also the first time I met her, at a big summer party that one of my old “friends” from my old school was hosting at her house.

Eileen’s told me she doesn’t even like parties, so I don’t know why she went to that one. She said it had to do with “a calling” or something like that. Eileen always gives really vague answers. To be honest, I’m not even sure how she’d end up at a party in a town a few hours away.

The party was one you’d expect; high school kids having a blast at a rich kid’s house while their parents were out. That’s exactly what it was, just like in movies and stuff. I only went because the girl hosting it was mildly nice to me once in a while, and one of her “good deeds” was inviting me to her party.

As soon as I got there, I tried to turn around and leave, despite knowing my dad wouldn’t be back to pick me up for a few hours. You could see and hear the commotion all the way down the street, so of course I was gonna bail. Introvert plus big party and crowds equals a disaster waiting to happen.

But I wasn’t that lucky. The girl hosting the party caught me and dragged me in only seconds after I had turned away from the doorstep. So I was forced in, and quietly put up with it, teasing comments and questionable glances and all. I almost felt like Carrie for a minute, like this was set up for me to look good for only a few minutes, then something would happen and I’d break down and unleash the power to murder everyone.

That didn’t happen though. Instead, I was eventually approached by a tall blonde girl who broke through the group of snooty kids (also from my old school) making snide comments about me. I nearly threw up as soon as she got close because I thought she was going to corner me and hurt me-

“Are you okay? You don’t look so good.” She tilted her head ever so slightly. I could only barely make out a concerned expression on her face, the party lights flashing and blaring different colors behind her.

“I-” It got harder to breathe, cramped in that corner. But I didn’t dare move. At the very least, this girl was my wall and blocked other people from approaching me. Her presence was keeping me from remembering what my life used to be like.

She only stood there for another moment, then mouthed “hold on” and took off into the crowd in an instant. I instantly panicked, seeing my strange crutch leave me there alone. But probably less than five minutes later, she came back with a bottle and handed it to me.

“Here, water.” Her body shielded me yet again, and for a second I wasn’t sure if she was protecting me or trying to drug me.

Amazingly, the bottle hadn’t been opened yet. Nothing wrong with it. Hell, it was even still cold. My hands shook, but I managed to open it. The whole house smelled like drugs and booze and generally what you might expect from a building full of young adults.

“I’m Eileen-” I heard her voice as I took a drink. Even amidst the awkward lighting, I could tell that she had a very pretty face.

“M-may-” I tried to speak up and tell her my name. It came out as a wheeze more than anything, but it seemed she somehow managed to hear me.

“May, are you okay?” She asked me the same question for a second time, then another one.

“Do you need help?”

I felt like it was okay to be honest with her. She’d done nothing but help me so far, and even if she could definitely break my neck in one move, nothing immediately set me off about her. 

“...Y-yeah-” I tried not to throw up. I really wanted an excuse to leave.

All at once, time went from feeling-like-this-will-never-end to everything happening at once. Eileen was gone again. I thought maybe she’d abandoned me for being a killjoy, but soon I smelled smoke. And with the smoke, it was getting warmer inside. If not for the smell, I’d have thought maybe I was just overheating and about to faint.

Then she was there again. Either nobody noticed the smoke or didn’t care. I think they all just passed it off as weed or something. I found myself lifted off my feet, nearly dropping my water. Blonde hair brushed against my cheek, smelling like some kind of flower I’ve never even heard of before. She pushed through the crowd, saying nothing, and then set me down once we were outside and and on the sidewalk.

I didn’t know what to say to her. But she wasn’t looking at me after setting me down. I followed her gaze and, finally being unable to bear anything else tonight, turned away and  doubled over, throwing up on the grass.

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You’d think after that, I would’ve gone to therapy or something. It all felt like a fever dream, all the way up until I was in bed again after being questioned by authorities. Less than half of the people in the house made it out okay. A few died, including the girl who hosted the party. Lots were injured. The fire was chalked up to some idiot drunk being, well, an idiot. Eileen was never even noted to have been seen during the party, according to police. They said I must have had the wrong person.

When I went back home, I wasn’t sure how to feel. Everyone at that party, or at least the vast majority of them, were people who had bullied me at my old school. I know they were humans too, and they had families and friends, but I couldn’t bring myself to feel much more than a general melancholy. The same kind of feeling when you learn that people are suffering in third-word countries, I guess.

The last few days of summer went by in a daze. I drew Eileen to the best of my ability, trying to remember what she looked like. She was tall, blonde, long hair... Had she really existed? Or maybe she was just a hallucination caused by the party overwhelming me.

Once the first day of school came, I scuttled into homeroom as quietly as possibly, not wanting to be noticed as the new girl. I sat in the back corner by myself, ignoring everyone and being ignored in return.

Until she walked in.

An inhumanly sweet smile greeted me, and she approached me. I could see her face so clearly now, I could recognize her a mile away. She took the seat next to mine, but it didn’t feel like an act of pity.

“I’m Eileen.” She chimed.

Did she remember me from the party? Just who the hell was she?

“M-may...” I bumbled back to her.

When class started, one of our “Getting to know eachother” exercises was sharing a common philosophy we believe in. I wasn’t sure what to say, but thankfully, since I was the very last seat, I went last. When Eileen’s turn came-

“I think it’s important to let go of bad past memories. You shouldn’t let your previous struggles burden you.” 

My eyes widened. My mouth went dry. I asked to go to the nurse’s station, and fell straight to the floor when I got up. 

About fifteen minutes and a nap later, I sat up from the cot and sighed. my head hurt. Next to me in a chair was Eileen. Had she been there the entire time?

“May, hey- Are you okay? Do you need help?” Worried blue eyes were locked on me.

I shook my head, telling her I’d be fine.

“I was told you’re new here. I understand being nervous in a new place, especially by yourself with so many people you don’t know. If you’d like, I’ll be your friend.” There was that smile again.

A chill ran up my spine. Did I have a choice here? But, as fucking creepy as Eileen was, all she’s done is help me. At least, I think so? Nothing inherently bad has happened to me personally, so I’ll take that as a win.

I looked up, my gaze meeting hers. It didn’t even register what I had said until it was already out there.

“Alright, we’ll be friends. Thanks.”