#ex pirate

[pippilongstockingthatgas]

BATH TIME CUNTS! 

With all these mf’n adults lurking around my crib I gotta stay STRAPPED and clothed. 

FUCKING PERVERTS!!!

GOD when can yall just fuck off and accept that Im better than youu???

Any who, Alfonso was lookin pristine and fertile, ready for them lady horses *wink* *wink*

Ill just be chillin here with Mr. Nilsson, while yall look on in awe and jelousy XP

[shurikthereject]

This is an AU ive been head over heels for weeks now. This is a pirate/gothic/paranormal/victorian era universe where Bilbo is a a british aristocrat that dwells in writing but never publishes anything. Recently there has been odd disturbances in his home that nothing rational could explain, there was a paranormal presence living in his house. Bilbo later finds out that the ghost of a once great pirate was haunting his home, a soul that is bound to forever wander the living world in the same state that it died. Thorin, the pirate ghost, lost his entire crew to Smaug, an enemy to his family. He died in a public execution done by Smaug himself and his crew. Because of the grief and guilt, he is unable to find peace until he was brought to London in 1790 where he is supposed to get help from Bilbo to finally free his soul from the guilt. This is all i have at the moment and i honeslty dont know how far this au will go but i do have high hopes for it. So tell me if this au specifically would be interesting for yal!

The materials used to create this sketchbook spread:

-Prisma colour coloured pencils

-0.9 mm staedtler mechanical pencil

-watercolour pencils (for sketching)

[tampire]

Matthew Patel's reveal

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

Here’s both fake screenshots

[bizarre-paradox]

another doodle page

[witherroze]

Me watching everyone joke about Martyn hating the Herons because Cleo and Scott are his exes:

[deadpoolsmom]

the current Yonko/Emperor lineup in op is really funny to me like okay 3/4 of one of the ‘Great Powers’ consists of:

- Shanks

- Shanks’ mentee/son figure wearing Shanks’ dad’s hat

- Shanks’ unionized exes (represented by Shanks’ childhood companion/best friend)

it’s literally this one drunk slut all the way down like okay maybe red-haired shanks is That Bitch

[penguinfrommars]

Pirate Zuko is such an underrated concept

One thing I find really unrealistic with ATLA is that zuko spent 3 WHOLE YEARS on a ship sailing across a world submerged in war and not once did he get a moral crisis? Especially while counting the fact the Iroh is literally part of a huge organization? So I feel like it's very likely that a year or two into his banishment zuko's like: wait a minute, something doesn't add up. And proceeds to commit full blown treason as a PIRATE, and the entire time Iroh is gently preparing him for Rebellion and overthrowing his father. Just think about it, the betrayal, the feels, the bloody atrocities of war and how it affects literal children who are forced to fight it, the inhumane cruelty of spirits, and the painful realization that each person carries potential for both good and bad.

This whole concept has quite literally been torturing my brain for WEEKS.

[artbysjv]

THE Miss All Sunday™️

[1000sunnygo]

Ok so sometimes I see people claiming Oda originally planned for Law to be evil. Did he actually say that? I can't find much on it

This and "Law is Oda's wife's favorite character" ROFL

Videos like this might've been the culprit behind this rumor. Law being 'named after a brutal pirate and allegedly had terrible rumors about him', doesn't equate to "Law was meant to be evil." No matter how canon-coded it seems, something can't be called a "fact" unless there's a legitimate reference. So far, Oda has made no such statement about Law.

The video used a draft image to back the point that Law was depicted as "scheming and manipulative" during Punk Hazard, taken from OP magazine vol. 8:

Sanji's dialogue, roughly: "Your strategy is to go head on against Doflamingo and Kaido, and to weaken Kaido's military strength, isn't it? And we're *in it together* because we believe the outcome benefits us, as well.

What are you planning?

I don't mind going ahead (to Zou), but I won't leave my friends in danger."

Law: Sharp at bargaining, aren't you...

It's not from Punk Hazard, it was Dressrosa.

Not to mention in both draft and finalized versions, it was Sanji cornering Law, not the other way around. IMHO it didn't add or subtract much from law's character as we already know him.

It's very likely that Law was planned to be (more) morally grey and manipulative. But inflating it as Oda's statement makes it a misinformation. This fandom sadly has a lot of these, thanks to engagement farming content creators.

[oodlesofowls]

@alolanlan Ik I already replied to ur ask but pirates u say???? 👀👀

[shurikthereject]

For those who didnt know, tomatoes were first brought to Europe from South America in the 16th century, but up until the 19th century it was esteemed as a poisonous plant since many aristocrats died from consuming it. Instead it was used as decor in a garden. So the idea for the comic is Bilbo showing Thorin, a pirate ghost, his garden and arrive at the multitude of tomato bushes. Bilbo exclaims how pretty the fruit is meanwhile Thorin is questioning Bilbo's sanity as to why is he describing food as beautiful.

[resu-w-ana]

the best trio

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

Here’s a slightly less edited version of last night’s post

[alistairs]

TAVRYN KHALAZZA └ mermaid AU

And the dance floor is filling up with blood...

[mermaidpiratevampire]

Apparently Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is leaving Netflix soon? One of my all-time favorite shows? Go get your watch/rewatch in now before it leaves 😭