FNV companions react to you coming out as bisexual
Arcade: “Yeah, I kind of figured that one out when you went to Beatrix, Old Ben and Fisto in the same night.”
Boone: “My dead wife was bisexual.”
Lily: “Oh, Jimmy, Grandma loves you no matter what! Now help wrangle these bighorners!”
Raul: “Hey, that’s great boss, love is love. I still wish you didn’t tell me about your night with Benny.”
Cass: *microaggression followed by a slur*
Veronica: “Oh yeah? Well I’m bi-flexual!” She pulls her sleeves up to reveal her fucking MASSIVE biceps
ED-E: {Knowing Beep}
Rex: barks at your hat
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yeah mr. the king bust it down yeah yeah uh yeah yeah
i finally finished this piece. i still have some qualms with it though, but if i didnt finish it now it would stay rotting in my ibispaint app and the thought of it staying unfinished would haunt me. if i get another wave of "king new vegas/elvis hyperfixation" then... maybe ill do another. actively avoiding looking too long at him because then i start picking it apart and seeing all the mess-ups and UGH. im gonna listen to some elvis.
minorly unrelated but im devastated that i will never see a real frank sinatra, dean martin, perry como, and other ratpack concert... i was watching dean martin's live concert in london with my dad and i was just lamenting. I WANT TO SEE THEM MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER AND PUSH EACH OTHER OFF THE STAGE!!!! dean martin and sinatra just fooling around, the atmosphere, the music (guy who only listens to 40s, 50s, and sometimes 60s all day every day), the comedy? everything except, you know, the beliefs and bad stuff. i like having rights.
and i gave him a spiked baseball bat instead of a mic. yippee!
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murder on the orient express except it's murder on the bangkok express ft. the extended theerapanyakul family and it's korn found dead and every single one of his family members lovingly contributed to the bestabbening
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Steve and Robin would get platonically married for tax purposes and then get a house together and invite Nancy and Eddie (their significant others) to live with them❤️❤️❤️
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If ur still doing the draw requests,,,
Fisto Please <3
Did you know Fisto is actually a Freeside boxing legend outside of work? He actually took home the championship medal this year. Really talented fists.
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Dear fallout. Please let me pacify feral ghouls and keep them at my settlements in feral ghoul rehab/nursing homes. I really really don't want to hurt any of them ever.
P.S. please let me have more missions that involve more feral ghoul lore/speculation in game from characters please please please I love all ghouls feral or non feral they are all my treasures and my babies. Amen.
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Woke up today thinking about Vegas sulking after he gets blacklisted and petulantly telling Pete "I'm NOT going to the safehouse alone."
It's YOUR fault I'm getting put in time out so you HAVE to come and keep me company and play house with me and if you think you can say no I will KILL YOUR GRANDMA
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now knowing that vega was literally the SECOND EVER FORMED makes hush even cooler/scarier . like wym this thing whose voice shifts between my two earbuds cracked this ancient demon open like an egg and spilled magic all over closeknit's carpet
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