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camembri · 8 months

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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

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iamfrankie99 · 2 years

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Not-Dating

bt MiraChaDoodles

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Summary: Katsuki’s pr manager won’t get off his back and keeps setting him up on blind dates to improve his image. Fuck his images he can’t stand any of the dumb fucking extras and he doesn’t even want to date!! That’s when is a stroke of genius (or panic) he lies to his pr manager and says he asked Deku on a date. Then he finds out he really fucking likes dating-not-dating Deku.

Frankie’s comment: I know the trope is cliché, I must have read dozens of fake-to-real dating fics, buts this one’s kinda sweet, and there’s smut too boot, and I dunno I felt like recommend it cuz I really liked it🧡💚

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#bkdk #oneshot #fake to real relationship #smut #proheroes

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evergreen-femme · 4 months

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i wish i had a mom who wanted me to be her daughter and was excited about it

#idk if anything comes close to the yearning i feel for a real mother-daughter relationship #admitting to myself that i don’t have that with my mother really makes that sink in #i knew i couldn’t have that kind of relationship with her from the minute she pressured me to come out and was cruel to me about it #but i continued opening myself up to her and pretending we have a good relationship for the past 3 years #understanding that it’s never going to happen and dropping it for real is just making it sink in how much i wish i had a mom who could #actually call me her little girl and mean it #not that she’s ever even faked it

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delta-pavonis · 8 months

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Fic: Placebo Effect

Dreamling (human AU) || Rated E || 10k words || complete Alternate Universe - human, Hob is minorly Tiktok famous, for his woodworking ASMR videos, Hob is also a doctor, Dream listens to Hob’s ASMR, Dream is a museum curator, Dream needs his fucking lunatic parents to stop harassing him about not being married yet, Hob takes on the holiday shifts for colleagues because he doesn’t have a family to go home to, Hob is really fucking bored and decides to offer to do a fake relationship video call, you see where this is going, fake relationship to real relationship, the entire set of Endless sibs are little shits in the best way, getting together, phone sex, dirty talk, sexting, inappropriate work behavior, sex at work, Dream went to art school, Dream was an unrepentant slut in college, Hob is still an unrepentant slut, frenum piercing, reference to previous toxic relationship, sex toys, anal fingering, oral sex, blow job, anal sex

>> You are no doubt being inundated with such requests, but at the endless prodding of my siblings I decided to try: I would like to take you up on that offer of a holiday meal call as a fake partner. Even my littlest sister and my sibling-who-hates-me have taken pity upon my plight and encouraged me to do this, just so they don’t have to listen to our parents harass me for the entirety of another dinner. I am amenable to discussing terms, but you would probably benefit from some pre-event background on my family’s unique flavor of crazy before you agree to this. He doesn’t even get his phone back into his pocket before it vibrates with a notification.

inspired by a prompt @gabessquishytum got

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#Dreamling #human AU #based on a Tumblr prompt #fake relationship to real relationship (kinda)#Pavonis writes

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narryamor · 11 months

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“You kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever.” “Cause you kiss me and it stops time.”

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zzoupz · 9 months

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saw a take on twitter that's like "toxic yaoi means an imperfect relationship, not abuse" and I

#FAKE toxic ''likers'' when REAL fucked up enthusiast come at them #SERIOUSLY what is HAPPENING WHY ARE WE CHANGING MEANINGS OF WORDS NOW #like not to cite the dictionary but THE DICTIONARY???#i know this is silly to be angry abt but still. I have a personal reason I wont disclose for why I'm into fictional abusive relationships #and I was happy that people were starting to be accepting of it in a way? with the toxic yaoi/yuri memes #but then of COURSE people try to twist the meaning so they can use it with their raw unseasoned chicken of a ship again #whatever. yeah. it is silly.

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crispywizardtale · 4 months

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#this scene was so well made #the sleep talking/crying felt so real #only one tear escaped but it was a powerful one #also they are lying to themselves because aint no way this is fake relationship #wandee goodday #wandee gooday the series #wandee x yak #greatinn

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plusultraetc · 2 months

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idiots (affectionate)

#he's just selling the fake relationship aizawa dw abt it #it's called credibility babe #liza writes #erasermic #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #i'm gonna stop now i've just been staring at haybuhay's art again #they're so cute and dumb and young and impulsive #and I Love Them #i personally think erasermic work really well together in any context but emotionally i think they make each other very stupid #especially at 24 years old #q #fake dating real feelings

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sunnist4rs · 1 month

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I hate men because today after years of my brother mocking me whenever I talk about something I’m well informed on by saying I did no research I finally told him how much it upsets me. So straight after he brought up my male assault statistics and called them fake before leaving.

#like wdym you think 80% of violent crimes being committed by men is a ‘fake statistic’ how would that be fake it’s based on the imprisonment #ratios!!! Males will always feign ignorance to defend their kind no matter how ‘kind’ and ‘good’ they are #justice to my youngest bro tho (I’m raising him w feminist beliefs as best I can so he can be as close to a real good man as possible) who #chased after him and started asking him if he heard they were fake on Reddit (moid bros fave place to say I get my facts from)#my youngest bro is still a moid and he has his misogynistic moments (mostly interrupting me/he’ll swim underwater when I talk as a norm)#but he’s NOWHERE near as bad as my other bro in how often and rudely he does this (my other bro also does other worse things whereas this is #all the lil guy does [I like to believe I can teach him to be a proper good guy even tho I probs cant])#but yeah fuck all men they’re all misogynists #some are better than others and maybe we can ‘fix’ them (but we shouldn’t have to- I only do this w my lil bro cuz I’m stuck with him NEVER #try this with a friend or bf who you can end the relationship with at any point)#but they’re all misogynistic in some way or another #sunni posts #radblr #radical feminism #radical feminist safe #radical feminists do interact #radical feminists please touch #radical feminists do touch #radical feminists please interact #radical feminist community #trans exclusionary radical feminism

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lollytea · 5 months

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I need to watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to reach my final conclusion on if she's even attracted to men

#girl help i keep thinking about sharpay and ryan being each others only friend growing up #theyre not very good at interpersonal relationships #romance is foreign to them. they dont care about playing romantic interests because they only view romance through the lens of theatre #fake. not real. an act to entertain an audience. so they dont understand why it would be weird #neither of them have ever kissed anyone #sharpay likes things that make her look better #because her whole life is a performance #so she wants troy because hes a shiny accessory to her #thinking about hsm 2 where once again when she tries to perform a romantic song (with troy this time and not her brother)#she still barely fucking looks at him #all of her attention is on the (nonexistent) audience #and ryan. ryan hm #ryan usually performs alongside sharpay #its usually an in universe performance. theyre on a stage. theres an audience #and all of his attention is on pleasing that audience #an exception to this is during the gay baseball song #where theres a different kind of audience BUT #ryan barely looks at them #most of his attention is directed solely to chad #talking flirting teasing being cocky and annoying but clearly addressing him directly through most of the song #first time this has happened with ryan. take that as you will #ANYWAY i can see sharpay as completely uninterested in romance but she hasnt realized that about herself #and she THINKS she wants it. because she sees it as glamorous #or maybe shes a lesbian i dont know #she might be a lesbian #the deciding factor is sharpays fabulous adventure #if she has chemistry with the guy in that movie then shes just repressed and clueless #if she doesnt shes aro #or possibly lesbian

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sergle · 2 years

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screams... tell me why I just spent an hour looking at the Ned Alleged Cheating Scandal tweets

#I'M NOSY OH GOD i really like knowing everything abt this type of thing #I still actually watch the try guys so this is INSANE i'm gonna shit my pants. he was my least favorite anyway #but I am PISSING #sergle.txt #it's alleged so ehhHHHH but. i will say. the My Wife thing does come off as performative to me #and that's gonna be true whether or not this is real. but cmon... don't make your relationship your brand #bc the ebbs and flows in a relationship happen and you still have to My Wife it up for the camera. and it's all fake #if KEITH cheated though I'd kill myself

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khruschevshoe · 6 months

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Everyone has been discussing whether or not the Shayne/Courtney wedding is real or fake and I would like to provide you a third option: the wedding was real and legal BUT ONLY for the return of Let's Do This. This is everyone's revenge on Arasha.

#for legal purposes this is a joke #but i do seriously want the return of let's do this so badly #i have literally no investment in the shayne/courtney ship #congrats if its real or if its fake #this was the funniest option for both the launch of a relationship or a prank #only way you can outshine arasha is lying to the ENTIRE INTERNET #rather than just your friends #smosh #shayne topp #courtney miller #shartney #shourtney

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ohdorothea · 2 months

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Cancel plans just in case you'd call and say, "Meet me behind the mall" / 'Cause we were like the mall before the internet, it was the one place to be / The sickest army doll, purchased at the mall, rivulets descend my plastic smile

#I am thinking………….#behind the mall in the mall bought from the mall #like stages of a relationship secrecy to this is a real this to this is fake and was never real

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marzipanandminutiae · 7 months

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"Lucille is hiding her true deranged evil self behind a fake ladylike exterior!"

sometimes Ladies are just deranged and evil and that does not invalidate their intelligent conversation, well-modulated voices, impeccable manners, and many genteel accomplishments okay. how dare you. the impertinence etc.

Ladies can have a little brother-fucking and murder and martyr complexes. as a treat

#lucille sharpe #crimson peak #I feel like she has a complex relationship with being A Lady anyway. in my headcanon #she wasn't exactly brought up to see it as For Her given her status as all-around household drudge who everyone but Thomas hated #but she IS a baronet's daughter. and a woman in that society #it SHOULD be For Her. only the people she hated most denied it to her #and her interests are actually VERY lady-coded for her society: natural sciences But Not Professionally. poetry But Not Professionally #music But Not- you get the idea #she puts her household and its Designated Man first in all respects. she's endlessly self-sacrificing (until she's not)#Angel In The House energy. it's not fake- that's The Real Lucille as much as when she's killing or banging Thomas

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delta-pavonis · 5 months

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Fic: Special Exhibition

Dreamling (human AU) || Rated E || 10k words || complete Alternate Universe - human, sequel to Placebo Effect, Doctor Hob Gadling, museum curator Dream, sequel to fake relationship to real relationship, Dream was an unrepentant slut in college, Hob is still an unrepentant slut, getting too deep into a relationship too quickly, Bisexual Hob Gadling, Lust at First Sight, Top Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Bottom Hob Gadling, Genital Piercing, Cock Piercing, Frenum piercing, Cock Rings, Cock Slut, Chaps, Face-Sitting, fluid bonding, Safe Sane and Consensual, Barebacking, swearing fealty, Leather, leather harness, Hob gets railed, deep dicking, Coming Untouched, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Multiple Orgasms, Prostate Massage, Rimming, Dirty Talk, Oral Sex, Anal Fisting, Cowgirl Position, Finger Sucking, Ass to Mouth, Impact Play, minor impact play using hands, Orgasm Edging, Orgasm Denial, Orgasm Delay, Light BDSM, Dom/sub Undertones, Porn with Feelings

Hob responded to the DM he got from @.TheArtofDreaming because it was by far the most interesting response he had gotten within 48 hours of posting that video with him saying he would do a fake relationship call. Wordsmithing aside, the fact that Dream had just laid out what was pretty much the exact kind of gig Hob had wanted when he made the silly thing was just serendipitous. Honestly, at first pass Hob had not at all expected @.TheArtofDreaming to be AMAB. It had been a pleasant surprise. Not that Hob had lied about his sexuality–no, he was as 3 of a 3 on the Kinsey Scale as one could get–but after Eleanor it has just been… harder. With people who presented more feminine. Not for lack of interest, but there was a lot of baggage to sort through. In contrast, texting with Dream was easy: he was engaging, responsive, thoughtful, and quick-witted. They were both passionate about what they did, for work and for play. So, yeah, lunch seemed like a great idea and maybe he could end up being friends with one of his favorite museum’s curators! Maybe he could even get a behind-the-scenes tour someday. Oh, what simple goals that naive Hob had set.

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#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #curator Dream #museum curator Dream #medical doctor Hob #sequel to “fake relationship to real relationship”#ridiculous smut #Pavonis writes

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havendance · 3 months

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In the post-war games HelenaDick mob team up fic that I probably won't get around to ever writing, this is the dynamic going on:

#it is an essential part of this idea that while dick and helena are having a maybe fake maybe real relationship #(in the middle of doing undercover mob stuff)#Barbara is in Helena's ear the whole time #havendance writes #(<- close enough)#the cooler gotham antihero #babs tag #last of the flying graysons #carthago delenda est

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