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strikersexhaver · 1 year

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ACTUALLY ABOUT MY BRACELET REQUEST!

Can you do it with other characters as well? Preferably blitzø, moxie, millie, loona, octavia, and stolas?

It can be romantic or platonic, whichever you're more comfortable with or which suits the character more.

Thank you again babes <3333

(A/N) I love me some Striker, but I need to write some different characters LMAO! DW HE’S STILL IN HERE- I gotcha covered, I only write Via platonically however just as a heads up for anyone who wants more content of her specifically!

Helluva Characters with S/O giving them a bracelet!

Blitzo 🐎

You were crafting a little bracelet for Blitzø, as a thank you for bringing you into this family- IMP, was like a newfound home for you.

Even if it was a business, the co-workers were great- (even Loona- at times)

You even started a relationship with Blitzø, there’s a lot of hard moments with it sometimes but you still loved him and he still loved you.

Even if the idea of love scared him.

Hell, it did to you too sometimes- but you wanted to show him, regardless you’d be there for him thick and thin.

You crafted this bracelet that had charms of things that reminded you of him.

From Blitzø’s love of horses, to the IMP crew itself- plus that fancy revolver he carries around.

You thought of charms that represented little inside jokes you two had. The whole sha’ bang.

It was great! You thought before slowly getting a tad bit anxious, you know it’s unlikely but maybe would he turn it down if it seemed too unprofessional even for him?

Would people not take him seriously if he had this on? Or? Maybe he just- wouldn’t like it?

Your thoughts weren’t allowed to fester too much as you were startled at the sound of a door bursting open.

It was the one and only, Blitzø coming in with a smile on his face and sparkles in his eye.

“You’ll never believe what just happened- I got to pet- a pony! There was one outside, just chillin’ about and I got my chance to pet it- it ran away, but still got the chance too!” He rambled on, “I even drew it.”

He showed you a picture of a pony, you chuckled and smiled before you were able to say a word he slid over to you.

“Oh whatcha doing?” He looked over your shoulder and you tried hiding the bracelet.

“Making a bracelet-“ you said, testing the waters to see how he’d react.

“What type of bracelet? If it’s a friendship bracelet- I’ll be offended if there’s not one for me- just sayin’ no pressure of course.” He jest, you think.

You took that as the A-okay to hand him the bracelet you were crafting for him, rocking back and fourth with a grin on your face.

He took the bracelet as his smile got smaller, with a soft genuine grin.

“I- Wow- this- really was for me-“ he turned the bracelet to see the charms and his tail gave a small wag,

“Heh it even has the horses I showed you.. “ he scratched his neck, then he perked up with an ever larger grin.

“I’m gonna show this to Mox and Mills, they’re gonna be jealous I bet you right now-!”

He grabbed your hand and rushed out of the room with you, you smiled that he enjoyed it so much and you saw how he kept it on him at all times.

Even in fights- that made you the happiest demon in hell…

Millie 🪓

You thought about making something for Mills for a while kle now, but one of the main thing you thought of was- the main thing you knew how to do well for others.

Bracelets! You went out to get some charms, even made a few to fit her.

Getting one that was her iconic axe, a few things that reminded her of home and a black heart charm like the one on her shoulder.

You tried to make it a sweet as she was, yet fiery too because she was.

Making a little special thing for her made you happy, but it started feeling childish in some ways.

Dear Satan, when did anyone do this- outside of childhood? Y’all were adults now and, it felt kiddish to do this.

You debated on keeping it to yourself to save away from the embarrassment of giving it to her.

You scratched your head and sighed, looking around before putting away in a drawer.

Eventually you went off to do something else forgetting about for a while.

Till one day, you asked Millie to grab something for you out of your little work-station / desk, while you were distracted with what you were currently doing, you heard the pause of the searching of drawers.

Before you heard a gasp and her walking towards you-

“Did ya’… make this for me?” She looked at you with a large grin,

You blushed looking at the bracelet before nervously nodding.

“Y-yeah- it was supposed to be for you- I didn’t think you’d like it so I left it in ther-“

“Don’t like? Shug’ I love it! Anythin’ from ya’ I like? Ain’t cha’ realize that by now-!” she kissed your cheek with a smile before putting it on, doing a twirl while looking at her wrist.

“It’s so cute,” her tail wagged and she hugged you joyfully.

“I’m glad you like it!”

“I love it!” She peppered your face with kisses as she kept looking at it.

She loved it and you, to you- you wished you had given it earlier!

Moxxie 🎭

Moxxie’s a sweetheart, and a passionate fella everyone knew that- especially you.

He made you smile, you to him and you loved hearing his voice as he passionately talked about the things he loved.

From theater to weaponry, anything really.

He liked that you listened to him, and didn’t tell him to be quiet on the things he liked as other demons did.

You two got together, and it couldn’t be better!

But one day you decided to put that all together and put into a bracelet as appreciation for him.

Using charms on the bracelets, from theaters he personally liked the most- one of his favorites being Phantom of the Opera.

You used the mask of that as a little charm, then you put a few sniper model charms on it too.

Making it a little themed one of him! For extra measure, you added a cute small bowtie charm as well.

Putting in love and adoration into the bracelet.

You got picky with it however, and personally kept readjusted things to make it better.

Before having a frustrated sigh and breathing out a whisper to yourself saying, “how could he like this?”

Moxxie heard you as he passed by you-

“Not like what?” He said with a curious yet comforting tone, he walked over to you and pur a hand on your shoulder.

“Hey if- anyone doesn’t like what you do for them- that’s on them, okay? It’s on them, I like what you do- I like anything you do.” He smiled at you and you looked at his smile, his contagious grin that made you even smile a bit.

You nodded,

“Thanks Mox, it’s just- I made this for you and-“ you handed the bracelet off to him.

He looked at it and a wide grin came on his face,

“This is incredible- the detail on this! The little- the little- is that the mask from, oh my- this is amazing!” He put it on still looking at it.

“Thank you-!” he gave you a sugar sweet hug and his tail wagged as his leg bounced up and down.

You hugged back and smiled, holding him tight as you were happy this happened.

How just a little mutter he paid attention to, and how he proved to you regardless he’ll like anything and be there through anything with you. 💕

Loona 🐺

Loona you’ve always known to have a soft side underneath that aggressive and mean exterior, because she’s opened to you like that

She also can be an adorable dork, at times. It’s cute you’ve always liked that.

When you two got into a relationship, she was over the moon and happy about it- it wouldn’t be uncommon for her to even wag her tail when looking at you.

She’s even tried her best during arguments to calm down and not be mean, which is for her a lot of effort.

Albeit, today when you tried making her a bracelet you got a bit anxious she wouldn’t like it. Although you put as much love you had into it, putting all the things she liked into it.

Things you picked up with her, her enjoyments, her likings, plus all of the sweet things you two shared all into one as charms.

You had the beads be based on her eyes and fur, the colors of the moon.

You liked it and smiled at it, unfortunately you got a bit timid with showing her- you’ve seen how much she can dislike something.

Remembering that few times she’s smashed items she disliked because it pissed her off.

Even though she’s never expressed or acted like that to you, you fear if there ever is a day where that happens to you.

You looked at the bracelet and then looked at the reference image you used for the beads of you and Loona, you smiled at it then looked away.

Sighing you got up, with Loona you always have to try, in relationships in general you always have to try- she always tried, she did and you loved her for trying.

So, you got your courage and gave her the bracelet when you two met on your next date.

She looked at it, her tail started wagging erratically and her eyes widened with adoring shock.

She smiled, with her puppy eyes- she hugged you while trying to find the words to say.

“You know how much I love these little things! It has oh- you remembered that?” She chuckled, patting your back having her tail wag still.

“I look terrible for not giving you a gift this time, ugh- next date you’ll see-“

You smiled and hugged her, she perked up her body and her ears did.

She hugged back and her tail wrapped around you, the date went off to a great start- and if you wanna know it went great even till the end~ 💕

Octavia 🦉 🪄

You were friends with Via for a long time now, pretty much being buds for life.

You two shared everything together, whenever Stolas got on her nerves or Stella- even just them together in general she was able to vent her frustrations to you then you the same to her.

You the same to her, she may have been pessimistic in situations but you brought out a certain optimism in her that she thought she couldn’t really bring back up since her situation with her parents.

You two were close, like two peas in a pod, and you honestly- forgot you two didn’t have anything like symbolizing that like other friends do.

Like friendship necklaces or friendships bracelets, so you made the ladder.

You bought some beads and charms, then got to work.

You made it based on astrology. One thing you knew she adored was the stars, always the stars, both her and her father had in common was that.

You even remember talking to her dad about them at one point with Via.

You finished the bracelet and smiled, before running off to hand it to Octavia whenever you had the chance to.

You made one of your own too, to match with her.

You feared a bit not from what Octavia thought but what Stella would think, because from what you know she’s picky on appearances and might pick at the bracelet and get her daughter in trouble.

So when you gave it to Via you reassured her you didn’t have to wear it all the time, maybe not even at all but just know that you’ll always be her friend.

She let out a happy hoot when she saw it and shook her head no

“Are you crazy? I’m literally gonna wear this- all the time! I love this, it’s amazing! I think my dad would like this too-“ She looked over it and put it on.

She hugged you, then took a photo of you two wearing them in a selfie.

Then posting it to her Voxstagram, smiling at this.

“Literally do not care if anyone- even my mum talks about it, I’m wearing this. It matches with my favorite shirt too!”

She hooted again and smiled, you were thrilled when she said that and happy about it- scared she’d get in trouble but regardless you two just knew you’d be there for her even if something like that happened. ✨

Stolas 🦉 ✨

The way Stolas was, he honestly was appreciative of really- any nice thing that came to him.

His plants, his daughter, not his wife, and well- you.

He smiled at when you told him lovely things and he didn’t know how to respond, like how handsome he looked that day or how sweet he was.

His feathers puffed up- plus his heart skipped many beats, smiling at you with stars in his eyes. A faint blush over his face.

He was a passionate person with a loving heart that was just- something he wasn’t able to use, especially with his wife happening.

A relationship with you was controversial with the Goetia family, but he could care less as there wasn’t love in his ‘relationship’ with his wife anyway.

He smiled at the happiness he had with you.

You did too, it made you happy to see him happy and having instead of yearning for something positive.

You decided at one day, something small to give him would make him thrilled.

You made a bracelet that used a makeshift fake vine tying the bracelet together, with purple and blue beads.

Whilst using star-like charms on it to add to it altogether.

You spent a while on it, trying to make it look as fancy as possible to fit with his starry theme.

You got unsure if it would suit him or- if- if he would get in more trouble with Stella because of this.

It was lingering in the back of your head, but you wanted to give it to him because you know on weekends he’s lonely.

As weekends, Via is taken by Stella to her home.

So, during that time you visited him and as he welcomed you in with a smile. He was in his robe and you can tell he was- not doing the best that day.

You decided this was the best- you gave him the bracelet and he gave a loud hoot.

He took it and put it on without hesitation.

“You… made this… for me? Oh my, this is lovely- thank you, I’m cherishing this for the rest of eternity I swear-“

He smiled,

“You truly brighten my days even on the worst ones- i swear…”

He kneeled down (or just didn’t) to kiss you passionately and hug you tight spinning you around.

Stolas did NOT care if his wife got angered by it, he was getting a divorce anyway- let her be mad.

Striker 🐍

The gunslinging cowboy of the wild Wrath, you were surprised that you were able to date him.

With how prideful he was, and how confident he was- plus he was wanted (legally) and by other demons. So him looking at you, made your heart flutter.

He liked you, hell- he loved you, found you different and unique to other demons.

When you let him into your life and you into his, he gave you a wild ride. From his job, to at home, anytime was a fun time with him. He let you know how much you loved him.

You smiled at him whenever you’ve seen him.

But this day, he was at work- off killing someone you luckily did not know.

You decided to make him a bracelet, something that was reminiscent of his cowboy and western loving style.

Having it be less- fancy, and more down-to-hell.

You added the snake theme to it with the bracelet itself, then added a charm of a demon horse (more resembling Bombproof)

His hat, plus little additions of his favorite western movies you found from stores. Thankful that they had it-

You looked at it, you knew he probably wouldn’t wear it in in public all too often.

Especially on the job, because looking intimidating and seeming so, was important- you didn’t mind that. What you did fear was if it- wasn’t good enough for him.

You knew how much his appearance meant to him, how much he avoided the idea of being soft or vulnerable.

So maybe that this bracelet would refuse that for you, you sighed when you realized that.

Little did you know- because you were so focused- he came home early and surprised you, by kissing you on the cheek and holding you from behind.

“Heya’ darlin’-“ he grinned, resting himself in your neck and having his tail rattle with a low hiss of satisfaction.

“I missed ya’ all damn day, fuck ya’ got no idea- this bitch refused to fuckin’ die-“

You chuckled a bit,

“Wouldn’t anyone?”

“Well ya’ but- it would’ve been less painful if they did-“ his tail lowered down.

You looked up at him, then the bracelet, and he looked down at you.

“Whatcha’ got there?”

You smiled nervously, then showed him the bracelet.

Looking at his face for his reaction.

He smiled and took the bracelet.

“I wanted to make you something, since I had the time to-“ he cut you off with a kiss and lifted you up, his tail wagged and rattled.

“Darlin’ I fuckin’ love you,” he peppered your face in kisses with a grin on his face.

“I knew you’d love those movies!” He cackled which brought a smile to your flustered face.

“I can’t wear it all the time but… do me a favor and wear it for me when I’m not around, ya’ got piece of me nailed down into a band,” he smiled a bit before pulling you to him.

You know he loved you and you him, this just made it even better for both of you 💕

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ginsengkitten · 6 months

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༺ Beautiful Dangerous ༻

A slashxreader fanfiction

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Chapter Seven

Rocket Queen

wc: 2800

smut warning

The one y’all been waiting for lmao

The anticipation of seeing Slash again was completely palpable. You bee lined your way to the stage door. A familiar sight of a dark alleyway surrounded by shady figures. But this time you felt less….afraid. All you could think about was him. You felt brave enough to let yourself in the stage door after a random crew member leaves and you slip your way inside. The backstage was a dark seedy cavern of chaos and crewmen. You feel a large heavy grip on your shoulder. You turn around hoping it’s him but are disappointed to see a large intimidating bouncer. “No groupies back here girl. “ he bellows. “It’s cool she’s with me.” A voice says from behind him. The bouncer doesn’t care much to verify that and walks away. “Looks like you found your own way in then.” He smirks as he approaches you. He’s almost stunned and takes a second to examine your obvious style change. His eyes eat up your body from head to toe and you blush. You pull nervously at the edge of your mini dress. Almost confident but not quite. “Look at you Foxey…” He says quietly eyeing you. As much as you want to be simply eye candy, you want to get to the bottom of his query of inviting you tonight. You nervously cross your arms. “So….you called…” you start

“I called.” He confirms cheekily, still eyeing you.

You shift anxiously. “ ….so?”

“So?” He replied again even cheekier.

“Soooo- is there something you wanted to tell me or?” You pry, desperate for answers.

“Does there have to be something to say? Cant a guy just want to see a pretty girl?” He replies boldly smirking down at you as he walks closer.

You nervously look around the two of you to confirm no one is witnessing this private moment.

“Follow me.” He turns sharply and heads to the back of the stage. This backstage was different. It was larger and had rooms. Private dressing rooms. While not fancy by any means. You follow discreetly behind him into a main sitting area where the rest of the band was passing around a bottle of whiskey. You join them. Slash taking a widespread seat on the couch and pulls you on his lap. This time, less layers of clothing lie between you and him. You could feel him underneath you. Hard.

Knowing and feeling this gave you a jolt of electricity and heat in the pit of your stomach. Did you sitting on his lap feel good to him?

“Our groupie returns!” Axl proclaims excitedly. “Fuck you.” Slash laughs. “Oh Right boys, this is slashes special toy, don’t be messin with her now or Slash will kill you in your sleep!” They joke. You wonder if they are at all serious. Special toy?

Slash snakes his arm around your waist from behind and holds you on him. This touch gives you butterflies. You need more of this, of his touch. As the conversation peters onward you can’t help but want things to go in a different direction. You start making small adjustments on his lap, slight shifts in movement that gave friction to him. You can tell it startled him in a good way and he tightens his grasp around your waist in response. He felt good underneath you like this. While you had never been sexual with a man before, all of this felt and flowed naturally for you.

You got more brave and decided to start tracing the denim seam on the outside hip of his jeans. A simple yet effective choice. You wanted him to know what you wanted but were too shy to say. What you’ve been wanting. The rest of the group too drunk or pumped up to notice or care, the backstage lights low gave way to much more freedom in the low light. As the conversation loudly carried on, the two of you slip into your own exchange. He leans you back on him so that his mouth is next to your ear. His warm, cigarette flavored breath heavy on your ear as he whispered to you. “Need something Foxey?” He whispers sultry. His words and cadence makes you weak. A feeling of warmth between your legs as his words warmed your ear. You can’t help but smile mischievously. Torn between the nerves of having never gone to such sexual lengths with a guy before and the animalistic ferocity that was taking you by storm.

You look to him. He looks at you with a bloodthirsty gaze. The two of you in a mutual agreement of sorts. He returns back into the conversation at hand. His hand wrapped at your waist begins drawing little circles in the side of your dress. Casual to any outside but agonizing to you. His reply in this little game. The group is getting up to go somewhere. “We’re gonna hit, you coming?” They ask as they all round up to visit the bathroom together. “We’re gonna hang back.” Slash says. Once they file out of sight it takes Slash all of one second to get off the couch and lifts you up over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. You let out a yelp of delight. “Slash!” You chirp as you laugh. Now what?

Slash doesn’t respond and proceeds to carry you down a dark hallway into a small dingy dressing room. He locks the door and as soon as he sets you down you’re up off your feet again and pressed up against the door by Slash. He lifts you up and you instinctively wrap your legs around his waist. “Slash!” You giggle again. Slash roughly presses his lips against yours. Sparks fly again. Harder now. His curls hiding your face into his in a little curtain. You melt into him. His touch is addictive. The way he holds you like your going to get away but that’s the last thing you want. He towers over you, cradling you entirely in his grip like it’s nothing. His hands grip your ass hard and he lets out a heavy breath against your lips. “You know how long I’ve wanted you?” He growls. The two of you fall desperately deeper into the kiss. His wet tongue dominates your lips and slides its way into you. He tastes so good. One of his large hands slides it’s way up from your bottom to your waist, and then up your side and finally, hugging over your breast. You let out a soft moan of pleasure. Something he had been imagining in his own head for some time. How you looked, how you sounded…He smiles viciously. “God I need you to do that again for me sweetheart.” He pants out in a frenzy and gives your breast another loving squeeze to which you oblige another soft moan out into his lips. He smirks again.

He shifts away from the door and carrys you over to a beaten down futon in the dressing room. Setting you down roughly. As he sets you down he stays low and comes to his knees, yet met you at your height sitting down. His large hands rested heavily on both your hips, he kisses you and then works his way with his lips and his hands down your chest, to your stomach, his hands slipping down your thighs, he firmly prys open your legs but for some reason, maybe due to the pure foreign nature of the action you reflex and slightly close them accidentally. This takes him aback and he looks up to you with a devilish grin turned concern. “What is it Foxey?” He asks while pecking sweet kisses on your knees. “Oh - sorry I don’t know why I - I - go ahead I-“ you stumble to find remedy. Slash looks at you in a total realization. “Foxey…have you ever…?” He asks. You shake your head shamefully. “Oh Foxey…” He coos sweetly and lowly. “Let me show you baby.” He continues without further conversation. You didn’t need convincing but hearing that helped you relax again and your body surrenders to his touch. He continues on and prys your legs open gently. It takes him all his strength to not completely devour you so quickly. He smooths his rough muscular hands up your inner thighs, mirror one another’s movement. He hikes your dress up further. Speckling sloppy wet kisses across your waistband and over the top of your panties. He looks up at you through a curtain of dark curls to watch you. “ I’m gonna make you feel so good baby, I just need you to do one thing for me.” He whispers and he slides down your panties and discards them. The cool air hitting you. “Yes Slash?” You ask with a breathy desperation. He smiles at your eagerness. “ I need you to moan for me baby.” He says and slides a finger inside of you effortlessly with the already slick wetness that had accumulated down there. You let out a soft gasp and moan. “Oh god!” You gasp. He smiles. “Good girl.” He smirks with barely an ounce of morality at his deflowering. He begins pumping his finger inside you. You feel something cold and realize it’s the finger with the snake ring. He never took it off. Nevermind that now. Pleasure swayed within you echoing through with each gentle pump inside you with his finger. “I wanna hear you baby.” He whispers desperate to hear your moans and adds a second finger. It only hurts for a moment but the pain turns to pure pleasure. He’s not hard with it, just soft gentle pumps into you like he’s fingering a guitar. You let out another moan. He exits you with a grin and climbs up to you, leaning you back onto the couch. He brings his wet fingers to your mouth. “Open up Foxey.” You obey his sweet command and he sticks his fingers into your mouth softly. “Suck” He commands in a low gravelly tone. His eyes piercing you as he watches through darkened eyes. You obey again. “You taste so good huh.” He affirms. This seemingly strange action gave you coils of hot sparks through you. You keep eye contact with him while you wrap your tongue around his fingers and suck generously. He returns to you below and this time flattens his tongue across your lips in one long broad stroke. You throw your head back again and let out a moan of surprise and pleasure. “Slash.” You moan.

Your voice moaning out his name drove him to his limit. He stood up and unbuckled his jeans. You take off your jacket and hike your dress up further. Need more of him. “I want you inside me. Please.” You blurt out in a breath. As if you even had to ask. He smirks devilishly at your admittance. “Just do it just go.” You beg. You’ve never wanted anything more. He pulls your towards him with your legs wrapped around him . In an instant you feel him push into you. Pain and pleasure spark out of you. “Fuck” You moan out. He lets out a sharp breathy groan and throws his head back and pushes his hair back although it falls back over him immediately. “You feel so fucking good Foxey girl.” He groans out. He slowly begins pumping in and out of you. Watching for signs of displeasure from you but all you feel is ecstasy. He throws his shirt off, exposing his sweaty happy trail to which you could now finally see where it led to and it was in-fact- happiness. His abdomen glistening again with sweaty specks. He looked so good on top of you. Thrusting into you faster and faster. He leans down and cradles your head in his hand while holding himself up with the other he rests it forehead atop yours as the frequency increases bigger and bigger. The two of you moan in harmonious rhythms, he rocks his hips into you. This incredible dance of rough and romance. His moans sound so pretty. His curls swayed with every thrust into you.

You both pant heavily into each others faces as knots of pleasure twist inside both of you. “Here.” He pants out like a dog and reaches his fingers down over your clit. The added stimulation sending lightning strikes down your legs. You start to feel yourself tensing up and be did too. “Slash-“ You pant out softly. “I-“ you don’t succeed in your speaking before stars are spinning through you. “Oh fuck-“ You cry out. He cradles your head through it and watches you squirm underneath him in pleasure. You dig your nails into his back. He doesn’t stop. As you begin to descend slightly, the sight of you underneath him. Everything. You, the way you moaned his name, the way you dressed, the way you looked, spoke, laughed, walked. All of his deep seeded infatuations with you built up finally coming to a grand release. He lets out a concealed rough grunt and quickly exits you as white hot spurts out over your legs. Still dizzied with pleasure, you watch. He finally halts and slightly collapses himself onto you. The two of you stay silent, staring into one another’s eyes, catching your breath. You had never felt so connected to something in your life like him, like this.

“What’d you think Foxey?” He asks smirking arrogantly. You blush as you come to your senses. Slightly embarrassed by the scene you made. “It was..so good.” You grin. This makes him happy and he comes back down to you and gives you a hot exhausted kiss. “God I could kill for a cigarette right now” you laugh at that sentence coming from your own mouth. He laughs and gets up. Before his pants are even fully buckled he’s got a lit cigarette in between his lips again and passes it to you, you take a big inhale and total cool bathed your entirety. You stay half naked lying down, staring at him and the smoke leaving your lips. “Do you think anyone heard that?” You ask him. To which he chuckles - “probably.”

You smirk. “ Good.”

#slash #slash fanfiction #slash gnr #slash x reader #gnr smut #slash smut #gnr #saul hudson #gnr x reader #saul hudson x reader

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pretty-blkgirl · 11 months

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Minho Day

//gn!reader x Minho//

Synopsis: You reminisce a little on your and your boyfriend’s relationship

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None (unless you count a little bit of swearing)

A/N: It’s our Lee Know’s birthday!!!! Y’all I love this man so much I don’t think you understand 😭 Fun fact: both Lee Know and I were born on the 25th of October 😌 So Happy Birthday to me too (at least in Korea lmao). Trust and believe I’ll be putting out another story tomorrow for my birthday 🫶🏾

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“Be careful” Minho sighs, watching closely as you attempt to cut the Kimchi you just prepared. You move carelessly with the scissors, almost catching your fingers in the blades before he takes them from you.

“Lemme do it love, you go make your lemonade”

You nod and stand up from the seat at the dining room table to go into the kitchen. Once there, you start grabbing the ingredients for your homemade strawberry lemonade.

You can hear Minho humming in the room, a new song Chan helped him write last week. You remember him excitedly calling you down to the studio to listen to it.

It was perfect, so romantic and intimate. It wasn’t until the song finished that he revealed it was about you. You cried maybe 4 times as you listened to the song on repeat.

Minho always did little romantic stuff like that. On your first date, he took you to a fancy restaurant and then on a nice, long walk in the park.

After he took you home, he stayed up all night clutching his chest as his heart started to fill with unwavering love for you. He was so embarrassed that he had already fallen head over heels.

He couldn’t wait to see you again, so he got up at 2 AM and went back to your house, standing outside your window with a speaker, blasting the playlist he made for you.

You were, obviously, very confused when you woke up to a random cheesy love song playing outside, but when you walked to the window, opened it, and peered out to see Minho, you could only giggle at his antics.

He would spend the next few days apologizing to your neighbors and roommates for waking them up. He honestly didn’t know what came over him, he just had to go see you.

He was so far gone when it came to you. All thought and logic went out the door when he started to think of you. He was a fool for you, and vice versa.

On your first anniversary, he decided to take you horseback riding.

It was a trainwreck

He stepped in horse poop, and almost fell off the horse one time so he was scared to get back on, it started storming even though the forecast predicted a low chance of rain, and you guys got a flat tire on your way back home.

He felt so defeated as you two sat in the car on the side of the road, completely soaked from the sudden rain storm.

“I’m sorry baby” He sighs, looking over at you with the saddest eyes. You could only smile largely, taking his hand and kissing it.

“Sorry? For what? I had so much fun!”

He looks taken aback, but his shock is quickly replaced with a look of relief.

“You did? How? Everything went wrong”

“Nuh-uh!” You disagree, “The horses were so sweet! And I got to ride them for a whole hour before it started raining. The horse’s owner was able to clean your shoes for you, and it was so romantic to be caught out in the rain”

“Romantic?” He repeats, “How is this romantic babe?”

“I don’t know! You always see couples dancing and kissing in the rain in movies, it’s cute”

He smiles softly at you before looking out the window to see the rain still falling.

“It’ll be a while before Chan Hyung can get here with a spare tire,” He says, “How about we take advantage of this romantic moment?”

You watch as he goes to his phone and finds the playlist he made for you a while back. He puts on the most romantic song he can find, and puts it on through the radio.

He then turns it up loud enough to where you can hear it from outside the car. He gets out of the car and runs to your side to open your door.

“May I have this dance?” He asks, making you roll your eyes playfully. He holds out his hand and you take it, allowing him to help you out of the car.

You two start to dance on the empty road, hoping no one comes and ruins your moment.

You get through 4 songs before Chan pulls up with Hyunjin (who immediately starts snapping photos of you two).

That was when you realized Minho would do anything for you. He would do anything to make you happy, and you would do anything for him as well.

Before you know it, you’re done with your lemonade, and you walk back into the dining room with a full pitcher. Minho is finishing setting up the table when he sees you.

“Baby I missed you,” He says dramatically, which would usually make you laugh but you could only cry when you thought about how much he means to you.

He was your absolute everything. You never knew you could experience a love so beautiful, so powerful, and so unconditional.

He started to panic when he saw the tears run down your face. He took the pitcher from your hands and set it down, staring at you with pure concern.

“What’s the matter, baby? What happened?”

“Nothing,” You say through sniffles, “I was just…”

You sigh and he runs your back, silently encouraging you.

“I was thinking about some of our memories and….you mean so much to me. I love you so much that it scares me.”

He stares a bit more before chuckling

“You’re crying because you love me? I thought you fucked up the lemonade or something”

You groan and playfully punch him in the arm. You knew he was only joking so you would stop crying

And it worked

“In case you didn’t know” He started, “I love you so much that it scares the shit out of me too. Now wipe your tears and come eat with me”

You find it ironic that he tells you to wipe away your tears because he’s wiping your face before you can even lift your hand.

You two take a seat across from each other at the rather small table. Immediately you start to talk and joke around with one another.

Everything just felt so good, so right.

When you two were done eating, he sat back in his chair and set his hands in his stomach to signify he was full.

“Dinner was a great baby” You say

“Thanks, babe, I made most of it”

You laugh again before getting up and going into the kitchen to find the present you were hiding in the cabinet and pull out the small cake you had gotten him earlier from the fridge.

You walk back into the dining room to see Minho send you a smirk

“For me?” He asks with a hand over his chest.

You smile, setting the cake down in front of him and putting the present on the floor. After a quick happy birthday song, you kiss his cheek and whisper;

“Happy birthday baby”

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makelemonade · 2 years

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my random Genshin headcanons

Ayato

-u guys can’t tell me that Yae and Ayato aren’t secretly pranksters and that their constant victim is Thoma and when he’s caught in the prank the two will CACKLE

-Ayato def gets high with itto and Kazuha when he isn’t busy

-ayato treats sayu like Ayaka too just with a lot more care cuz she’s younger

-speaking of Ayaka he will always give her a kiss on the forehead no matter what like bitch ur my lil sister get the fuck over here

-he secretly really appreciates itto and wants to get closer with him as a friend cuz he’s the first person who doesn’t treat him all fancy smancy

-ayato will forever hide Kazuha even if his life depends on it

-he also supplies Kazuha with some…plants.

-anyway onto x reader headcanons

-he def pranks u sometimes with Yae but the both of them will start RUNNING when you yell his name

-you’ll walk in to find Ayato, Itto and Kazuha absolutely STONED and lecture them abt doing it somewhere slightly public

-sayu is ur child ur not changing my mind

-the real reason Ayato can always find Sayu is acc through you like let’s say you find her sleeping in a tree one day but you can’t get her so you call Ayato and he puts you on his shoulders to grab her

-sayu is always asleep in a tree I feel like she’s jus special like that

Alhaitham

-he and dehya r secretly bsfs

-they’ll acc spar a lot with cyno cuz all three of their fighting styles r very similar

-he is a MAD SHIT TALKER y’all ain’t changing my mind

-he’ll probably accidentally go on a whole rant about kaveh to Cyno whenever they cross paths and he won’t even realize and he’ll be a lil embarrased but cyno just finds it funny

-him and dori will meet up randomly, shit talk everyone they hate and then go back to living life

-dori and him give me like brother and sister vibes??

-just imagine a family reunion and it’s like him, dori and kaveh

-it would be HELL LMAO

-anyway haitham x ready time ?!

-he gives me never been in a relationship vibe but he’s def hooked up with sm1 before

-I havé à feeling he also knows Lisa (they were prob the HOTTEST students in the Akademiya)

-him, Lisa and cyno were def a trio seeing as cyno knew Lisa and they were friends

-anyways with u and Alhaitham, he’s not good with relationship crap because ur his first relationship

-he might even ask nahida for help since yk she’s a lil knowledge god and she’ll know everything

-nahida wont even give advice where it’s like be this type of boyfriend instead she’s like a “be yourself” person and he doesn’t have the heart to break it to her that’s not what he asked

-this is when bsf Dehya comes in!!

-guys I said this in the bday headcanons (if y’all read it) but if he doesn’t see u for a long time and you reunite after a while, HE WILL PICK U UP AND TWIRL YOU AROUND WJDNWJFJE

Cyno + Tighnari

-okay so I imagine that these 2 started out not liking each other

-they were both like complete opposites but then cyno cracked a joke once and tighnari was like “nah WTf”

-he invited Cyno that same night and they acc became best friends and if you’d like to imagine it then lovers after

-when cyno overheard abt collei in mondstadt he HAD to go over even if he didn’t know her

-the fact cyno basically kinda saved her makes me so happy I don’t even know why

-he was there for her throughout the whole aftermath and took her all the way to sumeru to heal? JUST FOR HER

-HE’S SO DADDY (literal)

-him and tighnari def r protective over collei (dads struggling fr)

-Cyno and tighnari x reader (yes poly)

-you are ALL parents to collei

-tighnari is the housewife.

-if ur a forest ranger then they are very protective over u and collei

-if ur an Akademiya student like them then don’t be shocked when they shove a list into ur face full of groceries

-There’s a voice line abt kaveh that I HAVE to talk abt here

-kaveh gets invited over to dinner right

-and he talks NON stop abt Alhaitham

-and tighnari apparently told cyno that everything Kaveh says is funnier than his jokes

-cyno will kaugh bht he’s CRYING inside

-you banish tighnari to the couch that night (for 15 mins until Cyno wants him back)

-collei had her childhood taken away from her so even now she’s basically a little girl still

-if she has a nightmare she goes straight to you

-tighnari will lwokey be pissed cuz it used to be HIM she’d go too

-cyno is fucking dead asleep 💀

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enbynautolanenjoyer · 4 months

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Salutations, friend! This is the headmate roundup?? Based on the poll from a while back, y’all wanted the whole gang. I wasn’t able to get everyone to write their own intros, but I think we got most of us to cooperate lmao.

Everyone is under the cut bc there’s a lot of us dweebs lmaoooo

Dee

Hello! I am Di’kut, or Dee. I’m the host of our traumagenic system, uhhh.. system name pending. I kinda set this up as simply as possible so it wouldn’t take too long for everyone to fill out haha. Nice to meet you!! I am…

20 years old

They/she

Lesbian?? Sapphic?? Idk I like women but specifically anime men are hot, too

Current song stuck in head: The Red Means I Love You

Favorite Food: pastaaaaaa

Favorite drink: chocolate milk

Other: I am super spacey. Help 😭😭😭

Dezmond

Hi. I’m Dez. Uh. God I have not fronted in quite a while. This is a trifling matter. I do not have a proper age. I am tall despite this pathetic small body. I hail from England. He/him. I am bisexual. I haven’t listened to music in a long time. I don’t really have a favorite consumable item. I’m going back to my cave now. Farewell.

Aaron

Hello, there. My name is Aaron, and I am an “introject” sourced from Criminal Minds. Please note: I am not like the actor who portrays me. Let’s see…

My age is around thirty-seven.

I go by he/him pronouns. I am cis male.

I am bisexual.

I am in a relationship with my fellow headmates, Spencer and Reginald.

I am not too tech-savvy. Forgive me for any mistakes.

Margaret

Helloooooo!! My name is Margaret! The spelling may change randomly 😭😭😭😭 You may also call me Maggie! I am British like Dezmond. 😊😊 Pleased to meet you all!!

I am around my early to mid twenties!!

She/her please!!

I am a lesbian :)

Current song… well, I don’t have one stuck in my head at the current moment! However, I do like I Like Me Better by Lauv!

Favorite food: Pringles original!

Favorite drink: water is just fine for me :)

Spencer

Hi! My name is Spencer, and I am an introject based off of Criminal Minds’ Spencer Reid. I enjoy a good puzzle.

He/him transmasc

Gay (Happy Pride Month, by the way!)

Current Song: What You Are in the Dark by Trails

Favorite Food: Bananas

Favorite Drink: Those Cirkul Strawberry flavor things you flavor water with

I am in a relationship with Aaron and Reginald!

Tara

Hey, there. I’m Tara, and I’m also a Criminal Minds introject. I don’t front often, but I do like to read.

30s

She/her

Bisexual

Current song: none

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite drink: none

Reginald

Hello. I’m Reginald, or Reggie. I am the combination of two introjects who manifested into one unit. I am in a relationship with my dear Spencer and Aaron. It is nice to meet you all, but I’m afraid I dislike fronting. It will likely be a while until I return. Please have a good day.

BIRCH

HEYYYYYY!!!!! IM BIRCH!!! Nice to make yalls acquaintance! I go by she/her usually but I hardly understand myself half the time so feel free to refer to me however???? LMAO

Noel

Heyyy. My name is Noel as you’ve just read. I’m kinda the big sibling round these parts. Fancy meeting you here.

I don’t really have an age. I guess I kinda look like I’m in my late teens, early twenties? Adult ish I suppose. =w=

I go by whatever pronouns. I’m the kinda person that sorta looks female enough but not quite one y’know? Pieck Finger from AOT is my viiiibe. Love her.

No clue on my orientation tbh. I’m here and I’m queer.

Current song: I’m dying in your arms tonight~

Favorite food: gummy bears ✨✨

Favorite drink: strawberry milk 👍

I existed long before we ever watched AOT, but maybe gonna feel cute and restructure my entire existence around Pieck. Feeling a little raggedy girly pop like that 🫣

Anya

Tried getting Anya to type her’s out, but it was so unnatural KSKDDDJ So, hello, it’s me, Dee. Anya is an introject from Spy x Family. She’s the little, so she probably won’t be on much! She loves Nutella, she wanted you all to know that.

Deziray

It’s Dee again!! Deziray is an odd case. We know almost nothing about them. They’re kinda spooky?? 💀💀💀 They probably won’t ever come on, either.

Justice 😎😎😎

Heyyy wassup girlies and gays? My name is Justice, and I’m from Helltaker. I like to chill and have a good time~

I’m pretty old ig? Lol

She/her

Lesbian

Current song: Eye of the Tiger 🐯✨✨

Favorite food: pancakes, or waffles!

Favorite drink: extremely sweetened coffee. Mostly creamer t b h.

Guzma

ITS YA BOI GUZMA!!! HAHAHAAA! WHATS UUUUUUUP

Im from Pokémon. I’ve probably kicked your ass once or twice heh

I’m like 26 prolly

He/him but not cis I ain’t default

Uh. People are hot ig idk what am I gay

GlitchXCity’s entire discography is A tier stuff my dudes.

I ain’t no goofy goober who has a favorite food what am I gay

K I like smoothies tho they chill

Muichiro

Hi. I’m Mui. I’m from Demon Slayer, and this last episode that came out was very embarrassing. They did not need to expose my paper airplanes like that.

I’m a bit older than my source. I’m actually like 18-20, at least it feels like it. Maybe.

He/him please. Maybe they/them?

I don’t know my orientation.

Can You Feel My Heaaaart *angsty noisessss*

I do enjoy like.. those Lunchables? With the extremely processed ham and crackers? Those are the shit.

Choccy milk is very good. It’s the ol reliable of this system I think haha

I want a cat. I’ll name it Kyo. Short for Kyojuro. Cats are like the owls of mammals, right?

Dixie

Hey, it’s Dee again! Dixie asked me to fill her’s out for her!

18 or 24 specifically.

She/her

Panromantic asexual

Current Song stuck in her head: Summertime Sadness

Favorite Food: cheese pizza

Favorite Drink: coffee with moderate vanilla creamer

Sunny

Um yea hi. So I’m Sunny from OMORI. Kind depressin innit

Uh I’m 16 so don’t be weird

He/him

Straight as far as I know

Current song is the White Space theme which should be obvious

I like ramen

I also like choccy milk

Please don’t ask me about Basil we do not like Basil in this house.

Mari

Good evening, my lovelies~! I’m Mari, from OMORI! Nice to meet all of you!

I am 19~

She/her but he/him on full moons~ haha jk just he/him on occasion~

I am straight!

Never Wanted to Dance~

Cotton candy if that counts~!

Jumping on the chocolate milk bandwagon~!

^w^

Aaaaaalrighty! That’s all of us! Sorta?? Thank you for reading, and there’s the “rest” of us who may or may not exist…

Aaravos

Eren

Mikasa

Kobeni

Ena

#headmate roundup let’s goooo #di’kut speaks #everyone speaks #endo safe #pro endo #did system #pluralgang #some shit we had to look up while writing this—#Maggie: had to look up the I Like Me Better Song #Birch: suspicious link that definitely doesn’t lead to a certain beloved song #Muichiro: had to look up if OWLS were MAMMALS?? 😭😭😭

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Fated Ch 6

Y’all - you did it to me again and did 1:1 for the vote! I had to flip a coin lmao. Anyway, let’s see what happened… 😂

***

You turned around and circled into a vendor’s stall. Pretending to check out a sarong, you watched them talk. He seemed to make a purchase and leave. Once he was well out of sight, you shot over in an embarrassingly straight line to the woman’s stall. She was selling jewelry. Finely made, too.

“Can I help you, dear?”

“Uh, yeah. I wanted to buy something. But, I don’t know where to start. What did your last customer buy? …for inspiration.” You wondered how believable your lie was. She seemed unbothered either way.

“Ohh, what a gentleman! He needed so much Help. He wanted something for a lady friend, but similarly to you, didn’t know where to start. He was so good looking, too,” she swooned.

You stayed calm. After all, weren’t you the ‘lady friend’ he was referring to? You gulped. Maybe.

“Anyway, he bought the last piece I had with this off-world gem. Very pricey. Lucky lady,” she complained.

Smiling to yourself, you found a reason to leave her stall abruptly. Time to eat and then back to work. The faster you were back at work, the faster your day would be over. Then, you could message Boba and seem casual about coming over.

***

“Anyway, what did you do today while I was working away?” You and Boba had decided to combine the drink with working on your bikes. You were lovingly disassembling your old bike so you could transfer some parts to your new bike. Meanwhile, Boba was ripping things you didn’t need off the new speeder.

“Oh, bit of this, bit of that… you know, retired guy stuff.” He heaved and pulled off the ugly fender. “Now, that looks better already. And, more aerodynamic.”

“Take it easy on the new baby,” you laughed as you stopped to sip your libation. Boba had surprised you by mixing fancy cocktails.

“Ah, it’s tough. It’ll be alright,” he tore something else off and tossed it casually aside.

“What color you painting this one?” He sipped his drink, holding the tiny umbrella still.

“Oh, I like my current color scheme. Think I’ll keep it.”  ”Oh. What about a nice green shade?”  ”Hm?”

He seemed amused with himself, “Nothing. That’ll look really nice.”

You put your empty glass down and crawled under your old bike. You heard Boba ask, “Refill?”  ”Yes, please,” you mumbled, busy.

You heard him come over and kneel down next to you. Picking up your glass, he squeezed your thigh lightly. “Hi,” he purred. Then he was gone, leaving you slightly flustered.

You heard the sound of drinks being mixed. You put a bolt in your mouth to keep it from getting lost as you pulled a piece off your old bike. Suddenly you realized it was deathly quiet. You took the bolt out of your mouth. Just as you were about to call to Boba, you heard him say, “Now, why are you here?”  “Get what I’m owed!” An aggressive masculine sounding voice called.

“I already explained. I didn’t cheat you at Sabacc; you just suck at it. Plus, I’m pretty sure You were cheating. So it defies logic why you’re here.” Boba actually sounded friendly.

“Kark you, you nerfherder, you steal from Me and now you say I was cheating? I won’t take this insult!” You heard a weapon being drawn. Did you stay where you were? You were pretty sure he couldn’t see you from where his voice was coming from. Could you help?

Being held at blaster point didn’t seem to phase Boba. He replied calmly, “Honestly, this isn’t a great time… for me to kill you. Can we reschedule?”

The man was so mad he made unintelligible noises for a moment. Then he said darkly, “Well. It’s actually is a great time, for me to kill you. Imma take your ship! And these two speeders!”

You lithely slipped out from under your bike and crawled behind it. Did you stay put or try to help Boba?

#boba fett x reader #boba x reader #boba fett x female reader #boba fett fic #boba fett fanfiction #star wars reader insert #star wars x reader #reader interactive #reader input

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whateveryouiguess · 1 year

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on my HANDS AND KNEES for a miguel o'hara x black cat fic !! pretty please with a cherry on top - 💖 anon (you already know who I am)

HI HON.

so this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a few weeks now bc i’ve rly been stewing on it i pinky promise i wasn’t ignoring it but i accidentally came up a concept to make this idea a series??? walk with me here-

-slow burn enemies to allies to lovers.

-miguel o hara x black cat reader, takes place in miguel’s universe during the limbo between his comic stories and atsv, therefore utilizing the totally badass concept of a 2099 black cat (idk if it was a peter david comic but ik it exists so i’ll do my research)

-in order to capture a super dangerous anomaly, (a kingpin variant i’m thinking), Miguel O Hara must pull off the most sophisticated data heist of all time, and make it out alive. he’s not sure he can do it alone, so who better to enlist than the most snide, sarcastic, seasoned, cat burglar he knows? think now you see me meets oceans eleven meets that one scene in intotsv w the fancy restaurant y’all know the one mhm mhm

-fake marriage trope at some point i think >:)

DOES THIS SOUND GOOD LET ME KNOW I CAN SEE IT IN MY BRAIN BUT IDK LMAO. ill still cook up a one shot for u so i don’t leave u hanging :)

I LOVE YOUU!!!

-belle

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cookinguptales · 1 year

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wwdits tarot: minor arcana

Okay, now that the Major Arcana is complete, I’m just going to do a quick rundown of the Minor Arcana.

The Minor Arcana (i.e. the cups, wands, swords, and pentacles cards) roughly correspond to the suits found in a normal playing deck. Each one has a meaning, but I mean. There are 56 of them.

I would happily design 56 more cards for this beautifully stupid show, but I think y’all have already been indulgent enough. If there’s ever any demand I might do the Minor Arcana, but I don’t… think anyone wants that. lmao

So I’ll just do a brief overview of the Minor Arcana, how the cards work, and which symbols I would use for my dear idiots.

Okay, so like I said, the Minor Arcana roughly corresponds to the suits you’ll see in regular playing card decks. Cups is hearts, wands is clubs, swords is spades, and pentacles is diamonds.

Each suit tends to tell a story from beginning to end with plenty of ups and downs, starting with the Ace and ending with the King, and each suit tends to have a particular association.

Cups/hearts cards tend to be about emotions, love, and relationships. Wands/clubs tend to be about creativity, willpower, and manifestation. Pentacles/diamonds tend to be materialistic. Finally, swords/spades are about reason and war.

(Side note: each suit here has 14 cards, not 13. Most of them are the same, but instead of Jacks, there are both Pages and Knights.)

Every card has a meaning, too, just like the Major Arcana do, but there are patterns. Most of the suits follow similar beats of triumph and despair, even if each manifests it in a different way. A lot of decks don’t include the Minor Arcana because there are so many of them, but there’s a rich tradition for each of these cards and they’re really key to a layered reading.

These cards tend to be just as evocative as the Major Arcana, if not more so, and many of them are really beautiful. Their imagery is at times really iconic and you’d probably recognize some of the cards if I showed them to you.

I also feel like they would really suit our dumb vampires — with a few little changes.

Like tell me this wouldn’t suit Nandor and/or Guillermo really well.

While some decks stick strongly to the swords/wands/cups/pentacles imagery, some replace these symbols with ones more suitable to the topic of the deck. A floriography tarot might replace cups with tulips. A Halloween tarot might replace pentacles with pumpkins. You see what I mean.

So here are the symbols I would use in my WWDITS tarot deck.

The swords are easy. These would be replaced by stakes. They’re close enough in function, and the suit’s associations with reason but also pain, blood, and anxiety suit Guillermo & his relationships with the others well, I think.

Next, cups. I’ve noticed that the vampires tend to like to put blood in little wine glasses when they want to be fancy, and I think those cups would be perfect for this deck. Cups are all about love and abundance, and that’s exactly what blood symbolizes in this show.

These little guys. Don't get distracted by what's going on in the scene, I say having written an entire meta about those glasses in this scene and how they symbolize the distance and ever-present promise/threat of vampirism between the two of them.

Next we have pentacles. Pentacles are basically just coins, and I’ve noticed that a lot of decks hew fairly close to this symbolism. Coins are just a very adaptable symbol, and one that has stayed very close to the suit’s themes of money and possessions. That said, I’m remembering that the suit is also associated with diamonds… So I’m thinking, overall, about the vampires’ treasure. They seem to have a limitless supply of antiques, ancient coins, and jewelry. So I think that I would use both antique coins and jewels for this deck.

Finally, wands. Wands, along with being associated with creativity and willpower, are aligned with the element of fire. (Pentacles, cups, and swords are earth, water, and air respectively.) With that in mind, I think our best bet for wands is candles. The shape suits the original symbol, and there is that element of fire, illumination, and ingenuity there as well. And… well, a little bit of danger. An idea can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and I assure you — almost every hand in this show is the wrong one.

So. Swords, cups, pentacles, and wands. Stakes, chalices, treasure, and candles. I think these are all images that call to mind our vampires while also having the potential to be used in some really creative ways.

There’s a lot to WWDITS that I wasn’t able to put in the Major Arcana, and it would be fun to incorporate those characters, settings, and objects into the Minor Arcana. So many monsters, so little time.

Again, I probably won’t do a full write-up for the Minor Arcana unless people want me to (or if someone wants to design an actual deck with me) but I hope this all at least serves as an overview for what the rest of the deck would hold.

Thanks for indulging for all this time, and I hope you loved and/or learned something. I had a really fun time with this project and I hope you did, too. 💜

wwdits tarot masterpost

#posting early today so I can get things organized for tarot night #and maybe post some fic later today #wwdits tarot

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roosterbox · 1 year

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It’s Done

I’ve finished watching Hannibal. And honestly idk how y’all survived that finale back in 2015. Goddamn.

Anyway, I took notes. Spoilers, obviously.

Notes on The Wrath of the Lamb

Oooooooh boy here we fucking goooooo. Idk if I’m ready for this, guys

Poor Chilton. Really.

And poor Reba! She’s so awesome.

Richard Armitage is really great as Dolarhyde.

He’s got such a deep fucking voice, damn son.

Go Reba go!

This is my last time seeing this intro. *sighs*

Side note: at least half of the ads I’ve gotten on Hulu since watching this show have been kind of queer themed. I’m not gonna say it was because of Hannibal, but I’m not not saying that either, lol.

Will and Reba, awww. These two.

Will is such a good, ugh. I love him.

Dig dat memory palace

Get you a man that looks at you like Hannibal Lecter looks at Will Graham.

“What a cunning boy you are.” HANNI you’re such a FLIRT, stahp.

Is he stopped? Is he really, Will?

All of Will and Hannibal’s scenes in the second half of season 3 are like two birds doing a matching pair of outrageous mating dances. While also shit-talking each other the whole time. Their courtship game is next level.

THE HAND ON THE GLASSSSSSS my hearrrrrrrt

Will tries breaking Hannibal’s heart again, lol.

Oh shiiiiiiit. Told you he wasn’t stopped, Will.

Francis, if you hurt my baby boy…

Jimmy and Zeller! I’m gonna miss you guys when this ends. Even you, Zeller.

Bedelia! I’m sure I’ll see you again…

Also Will is sooooooo bitchy to her, lmao. He’s so jealous.

But Bedelia does know all.

“Meat’s back on the menu” FORESHADOWING, lmao. I love jealous, bitchy Will so much.

Yeeesh, poor Chilton. It’s kinda strange, because if this had happened to movie!Chilton? I wouldn’t have cared. Movie!Chilton is a true and irredeemable asshole of the highest order. But something (be it the writing or Raul Esparza) made series!Chilton into a more interesting, sympathetic, well-rounded character than his film counterpart. Never would have thought going in that I’d actually like Frederick Chilton, lol.

Gotta say, I’m not super fond of Alana’s post time skip hairstyle. But that’s just me.

Hanni hopes Chilton won’t be very ugly. Nice reference to the Red Dragon book, though he was talking about Will in that.

I love it when Hannibal gets all menacing. I don’t actually find Mads that intimidating as a person, but when he gets like that? Almost.

“I’ll say pretty please.” Oh I’m sure you will, Will. I’m sure you will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of their fucking scenes are supercharged with sexual tension, my god.

“I need you, Hannibal.” And just like that, all of Hanni’s fantasies are coming true. Well, almost all of them. We’ll get back to that…

The escape. Yessssss.

Oh hey Francis. Fancy seeing you here.

“Going my way?” ASDFGHJKJHGFDS THESE GUYSSSSSS

The way Will looks at Hannibal ASDFJKLBFJBLK I cannot.

btw I still remember that Bryan Fuller said that Will and Hannibal’s “lips were busy” while the time passed. Don’t think I’ve forgotten, lmao.

And they’ve changed clothes, hmmmmm

There’s the Goldberg Variations again.

“My compassion for you is inconvenient, Will” might as well have said he loves him, lol.

IT BEGINS.

Hanni deliberately stood in front of the window (and Will) to take the bullet.

WILL! Francis, you touched his FACE! His beautiful FACE! How could you?!

Pull out that knife, Will.

They kill as a team. How romantic 🥰 And thus marks the moment when literally all of Hannibal’s deepest fantasies came true.

Damn, son. Daaaaamn.

I love to see my baby boy go so FERAL. It’s my favorite headcanon about how they kill together: Hanni is very clean, collected, almost elegant. Whereas Will will go straight savage on a motherfucker.

The blood spreads like wings. That’s cute.

Oh my goooooood it’s HAPPENING.

“This is all I ever wanted for you, Will. For both of us.” AHHHHHHHH!

“It’s beautiful.” I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOOOOOR.

I think I love this song tbh.

The EMBRACE.

The FALL.

And then they went on the run. Also they got married. And fucked. A lot.

OH HEY Bedelia. Bon Appetit!

And with that… my first time Hannibal viewing journey comes to an end. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t very emotional about it. Also about that cliff scene, GODDAMN. I’ll see about doing a big write up about my thoughts tomorrow. It’s getting a bit late for that now.

Summary: I loved it.

I’m off to read more fanfics, lol.

#nbc hannibal #hannigram #rooster watches Hannibal #rooster takes notes while watching things #first time viewing #the wrath of the lamb #fuuuuuuck this was so good #lol

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katasstrophy · 2 years

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Have funnnnn!! If you could bring a date, who would you it be??? or who suits your fit the best??

mentions of alcohol consumption. suggestive themes. low key narcissistic behavior lmao. bad dancing. river got carried away and it turned into rambling what’s new. choo choo all aboard the self indulgence train!!!

omg nonnie i had the most fun EVER (maybe even.. a little too much fun ehuhehu 🥴🥴 my lipstick was gone by the end of the night and i was violently hungover today but you know what I’D DO IT AGAINNNNN LOL pls stop me)

awe!!!! 🥹🥹🥹 i’m in love with you for asking this truly bc we stan being self-indulgent on this blog!!!! okay imma break it down for y’all 😎😎

if we’re talking from a purely aesthetic standpoint (yep TOTALLY just that. nothing else whatsoever swayed my decision on this matter teehee) my date for my uni ball would have to be one one of the itoshis and here’s why!!!!!! i put thought into this okay. my ball fit was this fantastic, obnoxiously green colored two piece suit that you bet ur ass i pulled off SPECTACULARLY yes i’m gonna be shamelessly hyping myself bc im very sexc. since the suit jacket had a pluuuuunging neckline, i just paired it with a skimpy neon green bralette underneath ( scandalous ) and some sleek, black leather platform boots that i somehow managed to dance in the entire night i was very impressed with myself actually 😎 but see this is perfect bc rin has green hair!!!!! (lmfao someone put me down right now) i feel like it would work. we would deffo match in a low key, subtle way. but honestly i’d hate to put my poor baby through that i just know rinnie’s antisocial ass would abhor the entire evening </333 he’d just stay back on his phone at the dinner table and do an occasional death glare when i’d point him out to people trying to come onto me on the dance floor what a babe. sae on the other hand 👀👀 bestie i am already SWEATING he picked up a few things from being dragged clubbing by his teammates in spain okay man knows how to dance and i will die on this hill. aesthetic-wise, we’d also be matching in a more subtle way, mostly our hair (since i dyed it red a couple months ago, even tho he’s canonically more.. mauve, but if you squint it works alright) plus i also went extra with my makeup and did a bunch of fancy stuff on my face with red eyeliner hehe <3 but sae would be a fantastic dance partner he’d get a little carefree and indulge in twirling me around, going down low (letting me grind my ass on his crotch PLSSSS i will pass out)

if we’re talking dates who would just be an absolute blast to go with i mean come on who could top shidou mf ryusei he’s so insane exactly what you need to spice up your night. i’d be like “hmm this wine isn’t really as bottomless as they promised should i get a tequila shot from the bar?” and he’d just grin like the bastard he is and say “only one? coward get three” he is actually the worst but drunk shenanigans with him yes pls absolutely. there’s like a 90% chance the staff would kick us out bc they found us basically on the verge of fucking in the bathroom but asskdhbebekd he’s a horndog it was to be expected. i feel like it would also be so hilarious to bring reo to one of these university balls bc yeah it’s still like— a formal event and stuff but absolutely nowhere near close to the posh charity balls he’s used to from his upbringing. you bring him as your date and he’s like “wait wdym you don’t have to do any networking???” he’d be so floored i’m crying. he’s a Pretty Intense Guy with An Image To Uphold so he’s never really had a chance to.. let loose and have fun like this? you’d kinda have to take initiative but he’d be so into it after a while (with the help of a little alcohol lol). he’d be like “this chicken is so fucking under seasoned” and you’d just nod your head “yeah babe it’s a university ball the budget is like 20 dollars what did you except” and he’d just go “amazing” and eat the whole thing he’s so precious i’m in love with him. the best worse dancer you’ve ever seen too but he’d be so giggly about it so it’s forgiven sigh what a king 🥹🥹🥹🥹

#—ping! new message from (anon)#nonnie you’re actually so sweet for asking this i’m giving you a big fat kiss MWAH #also shoutout to my actual friend date who had to put up with me the entire night lmao we had fun #idk how to tag this?? maybe i’ll just. let it float into the abyss

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punkscowardschampions · 1 month

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Tancy pt.3

Teddy: [take your opportunity to show up, in the most ridiculous car to rent for 2 people because it’s your bday so you’re spending even more lavishly than usual, because we all know you’ve been waiting for her to say that before making your big entrance, forcing the poor driver to absolutely BLAST this horn to announce you, deffo sticking your head out of the sun roof or something like ta-da, like a teen girl in a limo because that’s truly what this car is almost giving]

Nancy: [when on some level you must’ve known he would do this because you’re not shocked but the sight of him here and now is still beyond surreal and you’re laughing at him arriving in such dramatic fashion in whatever shopping district you’re currently in because always people to see you in London, come at him with the balloons and one of those teddy bears made out of roses that I have found in some inspo because your style and obviously your namesake being cheekily ref-ed]

Teddy: [love that it’s entirely his vibe, and we all know he’s loving all the attention he’s getting from the tourists and londoners alike, both positive and negative because he is that bitch, nevertheless, getting out of this car to meet her halfway as she comes at him because happiest of all to see her, I imagine some of these balloons literally escaping and floating off into the sky with no fucks given because it only adds to the dramatic rom com moment of it all that she accidentally lets them go because he’s doing the kind of hug that’s so extra, giving sex in the city if it was set in london haha]

Nancy: [you don’t hate attention, contrary to how you’re coming across in this era, you just don’t love the idea of everyone calling you a creep and I think that’s understandable, catch you not giving a single fuck before long but that’s by the by right now lmao, do be amused at his antics and smug that you’re getting this attention by-proxy when he gets out and hugs you, although not so smug you are not also being !! with this hug because a lot of emotions going unspoken but not unprocessed here ‘happy birthday’ with the smile you’re doing evident in your voice as he can’t see you]

Teddy: [mhmm, it’s actually so valid but he’s a spoilt baby diva so he will always sulk about it like how dare you not immediately forsake everyone for me I am so great, catch him here and now though doing his 2 cheek kisses hello he always does which are always more extra with her than a standard posh person peck to their friends, bordering on indecent atm because !! and then catch him steering her toward the car with a hand on her lower back how he do without a thought or question for if those dealers have shown up or not because doesn’t care or need drugs rn frankly, she is the high]

Nancy: [which I also understand ‘cos what are you holding back for miss diva flop lol we all know your life is in shambles but whatever WHATEVER; here and now, finding the audacity to convert these cheek kisses into a quick but again bordering on indecent peck on the lips, allowing yourself to be led into this car happily because we’ve given ample time for these dealers to have been and gone]

Teddy: [imagine the visual of having to fight the remaining balloons into this car, y’all will be glad it’s massive then, he’s just loling about it though and doing it chaotically how he does everything, a string is 100% getting trapped in the car door for the entire drive if not also at one point a balloon itself which pops LOUDLY and makes him grin big because the theme of this bday party is decadence obvs but most of all CARNAGE and they’re starting as they mean to go on, case in point, immediately also popping the cork on champagne that fancy cars always have and almost recreating the vibe of their drinking game feral antics with how he’s pouring it down her throat cos gotta]

Nancy: [balloon carnage, thank god it isn’t a silly ridiculous bunch or you’d be causing your driver/the driver behind to crash for real and we’re working our way up to proper full carnage so no thank you, picking up the deflated balloon after you have JUMPED and intending to playfully shove it into his mouth as if you’re that fuming he’s already wrecking your nice gift but as you go to start this playfight he’s reaching to pour this champagne into your mouth which sort of locks your arms/pushes you back into your seat as he does, at least your mouth going open to GASP can instead be used to ensure you aren’t missing every single drop of this drink straight away, LOOKING at him and doing your own grin back]

Teddy: [maintaining the eye contact with his own LOOK the entire time that she is once again downing a bottle (but at least this one would probably be more mini as is the vibe is cars, gutted though y’all would be because you wanna prolong the moment, we can be glad she isn’t gonna get alcohol poisoning before the party even starts), with his free hand that isn’t tipping this bottle up, taking hers which is still holding the deflated balloon as if he’s gonna snatch it in a similar playful manner but really they just love a handhold and he is]

Nancy: [even a mini bottle sounds disgusting to me but you’ll just be feeling that initial buzz in the immediate, which you can pretend is solely the alcohol and has nothing to do with the fact he’s holding your hand, yep, SQUEEZING his hand nevertheless as another silent but !! hello, resting your head on his shoulder and looking up at him]

Teddy: [agreed, champagne is gross but y’all are heathens and don’t care that jemily are in fact correct, letting this bottle fall to the floor of this car and roll wherever it may regardless of it being totally empty now or not because the fucks he does not give forever and always, all he cares about is looking down at her and using his now spare hand to hold her face and touch it in the vaguest of pretences he’s going clean it for her of any stray drip or dribbles]

Nancy: [the way you don’t even react because you too act like this now even though that’s not how you’ve been raised, too far gone in your acting like a posh bitch to ever come back, soz baze and co, you’re welcome to this boy for someone matching your freak, here using our spare hand’s index finger to wipe a drop from our lips and spread it onto yours like there you go, as if that’s why he was holding you like that]

Teddy: [he will only encourage her worst behaviour soz not soz everyone, he’s the poshest of posh twats, here licking his lips the MOST indecently anyone has ever with no ounce of self-conciousness or awkwardness whatsoever, his hand in her hair now, once again his OTT rings getting ridiculously tangled up in it even though it isn’t long in her blonde era]

Nancy: [‘enjoy that whilst you can’ ‘cos thinking about the giant weave you’ll have to put on for your costume lmao, should really say I’ll enjoy whilst I can because you know it feels good no matter what you’re saying, closing your eyes so you’re not just STARING at him like you feel you have been this entire time]

Teddy: [taking it as gospel that he MUST and therefore pulling her hair and thus her head even more against him so that she’s gone from it resting on his shoulder to being nuzzled up against his neck, feeling shamelessly like she’ll be able to feel his pulse JUMPING crazily from there because we’re so !! it’s replaced all the family tension he was carrying before, swallowing dramatically when she is there so she will be able to feel that against her face]

Nancy: [should’ve expected that but somehow you did not, the GASP you actually do this time is fully against the skin of his neck/this pulse point and there’s no hiding it so you aren’t, instantly licking along this spot like he just did his lips, pausing with your lips PRESSED into him like a full stop or … here]

Teddy: [doing a lil moan about this like he did when she was making unhinged noises and basically choking to death during their drinking game moment as if those 2 vibes are on a par because the GASP feels as indecent somehow if not moreso, still escaping even though he bit his lip when she licks his skin because he wants it to anyway, letting it feel as LOUD as it would in this proximity and quiet car compared to the party setting y’all are used to even though it isn’t actually at all ‘I’m ticklish’ as the first thing he’s said to her since seeing her in person, as a whisper like this is a big secret he’s warning her of, when it may or may not even be true lol]

Nancy: [SHHing him, purely to do so and not because you actually care about him being quiet for this driver’s sake, your lips humming against him as if in response to the moan and how that would feel now you’re grazing against his throat, doing a small laugh because of all the things you might expect him to say, that wasn’t it, moving back, enough to cease the contact but not enough that you’re back in your own seat and out of his grill properly ‘I’ll stop’ like oh okay]

Teddy: [shifting in his own seat involuntarily because of everything she did and how it feels as she moves back slightly so that there ends up being even less gap created than there would have been, unplanned but a perfect accident for the beat that he’s LOOKING at her and doing his own shh like don’t be silly no you won’t before he more or less picks her up and puts her in his lap like she’s as light as one of the balloons ‘Excuse me, you’ll what…?’ like try that again please]

Nancy: [wrapping your arms around his shoulders once you’re in his lap, just looking at him and stroking his cheeks, fully 🥺 over it nbd, pushing his hair back like you need to get a better look, leaning in so you can be in his ear when you whisper back ‘I’ll do what you want because it’s your birthday?’]

Teddy: [‘that’s what I thought you said’ with SUCH good girl energy like yes, exactly, his hand going to the back of her neck like it always does with labels and zips, doing a SQUEEZE like she did to his hand before which then turns into him just giving her a lil massage there like she’s the one who’s been tense and had an awful bday, then resting both hands on her shoulders and pushing her down even more into his lap than she already was, continuing the massage action over said shoulders too]

Nancy: [pressing your legs together unsubtly, fully squirming about it, arching your body away from him when he’s pushing you so your head is on his chest at this point ‘it is customary’ because giving you’re pushing her head down for that reason and such a as a treat cliche lol]

Teddy: [when her head is on his chest, putting the pendant of whatever ugly necklace he is wearing on this day into her mouth like she was planning to with the balloon like this is a playfight and all her moving is for that reason but really you just wanna roughly do that, pushing your fingers into her mouth too like she’s gonna take all your jewellery away suddenly and replace it with new and more boujee items she has shopped for because she must have at least some bags even if she had her costume sent to his the way rich people can and do ‘Are you going to spoil me?’ giving his are we gonna kiss to her ex with that deliberate phrasing and his tone, to add to the this is a playfight of it all]

Nancy: [GAGGING on this and then his fingers even more forcefully because he did say that was what he wanted and you’re only too happy to oblige in a way that at least makes it obvious to the poor driver that you aren’t being assaulted here, holding his hand in place like he’s some kind of treat that you do not want taking away from you, nodding enthusiastically to his question, biting one of his fingers not what you’d call gently but not enough to make him bleed or anything, just keeping those playful vibes going]

Teddy: [soz to this driver but only I am, he’s absolutely not lol, letting her feel the IMMEDIATE effect all this gagging has upon him because even more turned on than he was, hence biting her neck where she licked his in the exact same spot and the exact same way he bit the side of her face when they were being feral last time to remind her of that as if she could possibly forget, hard but not hard enough to break the skin]

Nancy: [no decorum being shown here and no shame, as per when y’all get together lol, biting another finger just that bit harder when you can feel how turned on he is, the aggressive way you push against him giving the playfight is continuing but really you’re !! and not okay about it, so when he hits you with a reminder you have to pull his head away from your neck via a hair tug so hard to LOOK at him]

Teddy: [saying ‘oh you’ in his usual amused manner as if this is so casual and he’s just saying what are you like/can’t take you anywhere when she bites him again etc but we all know it’s doublespeak for how !! he is too, which would be blatant even without how he’s breathing against her skin before she pulls his head away and it turns into a GASP of his own, grinning at her as she LOOKS at him, once again wiping her chin from all the dramatic gagging she’s been doing, holding it in place to hold this insane eye contact]

Nancy: [scowling at him like such a child ‘don’t tease me’ but we have to do the tiniest of smiles back at his giant grin, taking his other hand in yours, directing it towards his lips like taste where they’ve been but also a shh double meaning lol]

Teddy: [take a moment to really do the most because one thing this boy can do is take direction in a saucy context ONLY, and especially when it’s something he already wanted to do anyway, which is the case in putting those fingers as dramatically in his own mouth as they’ve been in hers, meanwhile holding her jaw so hard with the other one that it would hurt as if she’s gonna look away from the spectacle if he doesn’t keep her head still and locked in position to watch him]

Nancy: [your eyes have never been wider, we are seated honey, whimpering like that’s just about your jaw when it’s so obviously not, putting your hands out and onto his throat, like you’re trying to get him off of you and not just be here making it harder for him to breathe because feel like you can’t and thus you gotta]

Teddy: [his own eyes full of the laughter he can’t physically do because of being lowkey suffocated because couldn’t love her more in this moment and every moment they have like this for always matching his freak so gotta let her know it with the heart eyes that are happening as well as the first movements while she’s been in his lap, they love a dry hump and he’s likewise gotta, at least until he takes both hands and uses them to REALLY pull her legs apart (to outdo her ex bf in the scenario she told him) and grab her thigh where he bit it before (for another reminder) to leave both a bruise and spit covered finger marks there, like tease you, moi, never]

Nancy: [miscroscopically shaking your head at his heart eyes because you don’t believe he likes you as much as he does and are like don’t trick me, boy but you don’t actually wanna have that out here and now so you only do it before you catch yourself and stop, and it is beyond easy to be distracted by this behaviour here and now, saying his name like you are SHOCKED and APPALLED when your tone is giving anything but]

Teddy: [ofc start touching her with said spit covered hand once she says his name, again like with showing up, as if he was waiting for her to say it before he would, a first because he’s previously only done it with his hand over hers directing it so we love to see that, going for it so she can’t call him a tease a second time]

Nancy: [let go of his throat, finally, dramatically so because you have to CLUTCH his face and keep it directly in front of yours and this close to touching yours so you can watch him and every reaction he has to feeling how insanely turned on you are for the first time today, absolutely doing your own shallow breathing right at him as you try to hold back a MOAN when he touches you in the exact right spot]

Teddy: [making such a dramatic noise of his own when she lets go of his throat and he can do it fully, as if it’s the sort where he’s relieved she has and he can breathe again rather than a reaction to feeling how turned on she is before he’s even started nevermind how immediately feral she’s trying not to be when he does ‘happy birthday to me’ in much happier circumstances to be saying that, in his OMG is this ALL for me tone, another reminder in how he’s sticking his tongue in her ear again and syncing up the rhythm to what his fingers are doing, having to ‘playfight’ his face out of her grasp to do so, meaning his cheek is nuzzling hers and all sorts before he gets to her ear]

Nancy: [a frankly unhinged laugh because you are attempting to hold back how hard he’s getting to you because you can’t believe how much he is and at least some attempt at holding those cards to your chest before all fucks fly out the window ‘I told you’ as you’re tracing your fingers across his mouth, like I told you I’d make your birthday better, I told you I wanted you etc etc honestly with what could be being referenced with it; holding his face to your side there by balling your fist in his hair how he has yours previously, burying your face into the top of his head like that will dampen the noises you are unavoidably making at this point]

Teddy: [‘tell me everything’ in her ear, which could just mean here in this moment let your freak flag fly and don’t hold anything back cos he does mean that but we all know he also means always, sucking and biting on her earlobe actually hard enough to take her earring out and then spit it back into her lap (so it’s safe and she won’t lose it despite how feral he is otherwise being here and now because we know what he’s saying with that, she’s always in safe hands no matter how extra things get) in such a hot but unhinged move, all while fucking her with his hand so hard rn that the driver can 100% already hear it, soz sir, and then drooling into her lap so it’s even louder and wetter, just cos]

Nancy: [being louder as a result like that’s what he meant and you’re down but the way you’re meeting his eye for the briefest of MOMENTS here because you know what he means and you too are way more down than you should be but we all know you are ‘you want to know?’ egging him on like oh yeah, show me then, pushing down into his lap, onto his hand harder, the grunt turning into a YELP at the earring of it all, STARING down at your lap to witness everything he is about to do, the way you are pawing at him so aggressively like this can will his clothes off with no need for the fine motor skills you do not have right now in this state]

Teddy: [‘everything’ because it’s so important that the repetition is necessary as is the way he’s saying this at her, SO close to her face again after he’s finished drooling, also necessary is the way he’s emphasising the word by using his whole hand and all the skills he possesses to fuck her, cos no holding back from him either, he’s giving her and this his all, giving her a peck on the lips like the one she gave him when they first met up earlier, for the contrast of that vs what his hand is doing]

Nancy: [‘sounds like you’ because you love a gossip but it cannot possibly be shade in this moment when you’re out here having to pant out each individual syllable with so much effort and you’re giving him what are undeniably heart eyes about it, thus having to make this peck into a messy makeout ASAP so you don’t say anything insane and extra, which is how you feel]

Teddy: [MOAN into this makeout because that is what you were hoping she’d do and she did so you’re buzzing about it, not to mention every single way she has been reacting to you, heart eyes most of all, calming down how you’re touching her a little bit which she’ll think is just because you’re distracted by kissing her but really he’s just being more peak romance about how he’s doing it, concentrating on all the specific clitoral stimulation in the world as opposed to wearing her like a glove lol]

Nancy: [doing a tennis return MOAN directly into his mouth like you’re swapping them, pouting your lips fully into his mouth too when you think he’s going to stop touching you for that brief moment you do before you’re like oh no, you’re actually going to kill me with more skill instead of pure feralness, oh shit; because even though you know he’s had sex with a lot of people by his age’s standard, it doesn’t mean he needs to be any good, and maybe the absolute feral peak you achieved before was purely tension and all the shouldn’t be doing this, of course we know that this isn’t the truth but it would have crossed your mind when you were stopping yourself reaching out in the month-ish that has elapsed between then and now but no, out here DYING and kissing him even more insanely about it]

Teddy: [mhmm & it’s v tempting to make him not good in the sense of quantity over quality and that there’d still be plenty of people who’d sleep with him anyway cos of who he is but tancy would die a death if he flopped so we cannot haha, maybe you’re a bad bisexual and it sucks when boys cos not as many of them in the bag, ANYWAY, not the point or what I need to be typing about, breaking the feral kiss long enough to give her a really soft & almost childlike compliment, in comparison, telling her she’s so pretty because the vibes my boo provided were a serve]

Nancy: [I am firmly of the opinion that you can be only be good (and thus be bad for the rest) with people who want what you’re putting out, so if you want a messy, fun hookup then you’ll get it but if you want something else really it’s not gonna do it for you, like chemistry is chemistry and you’ve got it or you don’t but yes, here and now, looking at him like he’s got two heads or something like you would genuinely look panicked like what?! Before you are looking away because you can’t look at him now]

Teddy: [you’re so right for that boo and I couldn’t agree more, y’all clearly have chemistry and are so alike in your wants and who you are as people, hence we’re here, ‘look at me’ gently holding her face and manoeuvring it so she has to ‘you’re lovely’ all in the same soft and quiet tone because it’s not for the driver to hear for once, kissing both her cheeks as if in hello because she’s been reintroduced by not being able to keep looking away, but v softly]

Nancy: [mhmm, fated is also applying here because we said so and we’re in charge lmao, this girl being terrible at accepting these kind of sincere compliments tells you exactly why she has picked every boyfriend she has picked, not knowing what to do with yourself is an understatement, just here trying to make him kiss you again and carry on so you don’t have to internalise any of this]

Teddy: [we stan a petty king in this instance because he isn’t gonna let her just gloss over it, catch him refusing to kiss her using every playfight-y trick in the book to keep his face away from her face like no no, but still continuing to do the most touching her and letting his mouth land anywhere else on her body and kiss her there during the push and pull of this hehe]

Nancy: [saying his name on a laugh like come on but he’s not leaving you high and dry so you aren’t here fully fuming, just trying to aggressively hold his face in place again and likewise covering him in kisses wherever you can get them ‘idiot boy’]

Teddy: [smiling at her, aiming for a smug smirk that she can’t win in her quest and he is but the feels are too high for it to be fully that and he’s too in a soft moment still ‘beautiful girl’ the most sincerely he’s ever said anything ever nbd]

Nancy: [when your birthday has you in your emotions, we get it and you wouldn’t have been expecting her to come through and save it, if she was ever gonna come through again at all, ‘you’ because if we can’t accept a compliment, we can at least throw it back at you, even if we have called you a beautiful girl and we have to roll our eyes and smirk]

Teddy: [‘who, me?’ returning the smirk with an eyebrow raise like oh really because she called him a girl but he’s not offended because it doesn’t feel like a hate crime in this moment, even if he does HAVE TO immediately remind her that he isn’t by manhandling her in his lap and dry humping her again, doing a hot lol basically into her mouth before he kisses her again, giving in with slightly more than a peck but not giving her the full makeout sesh]

Nancy: [‘don’t call me gay again’ like you better not start but we’re not being serious because too into you and too soft ourselves to be anything but some form of buzzing at all times ‘at least we’re getting changed’ because yet again out here making an absolute mess on him and planning to have him make a mess too, hence we are pushing back with everything we have as if it’s now a challenge to make him makeout with you again properly because it is, doing full puppy eyes like please]

Teddy: [‘you couldn’t get this wet for [the girl he was trying to set her up with earlier]’ because true, for emphasis nobody needs, taking his fingers out of her and licking them clean so ridiculously thoroughly it would be funny if they weren’t both so into it, which they obvs are, touching her again with his newly spitty hand but in a more teasing way to go with her puppy eyes and the challenge she’s making of it all, doing the least but somehow doing the most with it for that ‘say please’ because her eyes are but she hasn’t]

Nancy: [‘would you be this hard for her?’ it’s a genuine question, even if you’re taking the opportunity to touch him with more intention to make him feel even better, finally going under his clothes, with a deliberate slowness as he is still holding out and teasing you, barely touching him but you really have not as much as he has touched you so it’d still feel like SO MUCH ‘you’ because we can]

Teddy: [shaking his head ‘her interest doesn’t go beyond silicone and I’ve got 0 in being the cure’ because this gal is clearly a power lesbian type lol, biting his lip because it does feel like SO MUCH when she touches him but still letting the sound escape anyway, like earlier when he did the exact same thing, giving her puppy eyes back because he knows she can’t resist them ‘YOU be a good girl’ all the emphasis on no, you, as he’s rubbing just his thumb over her clit very slowly and deliberately]

Nancy: [‘maybe she’d want to use it on you’ with a shrug like she could be a top and you’re a pretty boy lol but of course we are actually glad that YOU don’t massively fancy this girl and our little smug face would say as much if we weren’t then so totally distracted by you and your everything, leaning in to bite his lip in the exact same spot he just did to make it worse and thank god because the way he’s touching you has you literally fall into him harder with how you’re shuddering, 0 way to brace yourself though because you gotta use both hands now so you’re once again lying your head against his chest ‘say it, baby’ in the most PLEADING tone ever though]

Teddy: [when you were gonna retort with some kind of sassy quip cos you’re that bitch but her little smug face is too cute so you simply cannot and will not, which speaks volumes for how much he actually likes her and cares about her moods and we love to see it, but ofc he’s then likewise getting mutually distracted anyway, biting her tongue after she has bitten his lip cos that is another throwback so we simply must, and then obvs she’s falling into him like that and talking like that so he’s gotta stroke her hair in BIG but ultimately soft strokes like shh and she’s the baby here, he can’t help MOANING her name though for the first time today, so that’s his own plea in itself]

Nancy: [unable to control the way you’re PRESSING your body into him quite literally when he’s biting your tongue because you’re shaking that much, making unholy sounds you also have no ability to quiet in this predicament, pushing him back into this car seat with such !! force when he’s moaning your name and has thus freed your tongue and you, tilting yourself so you’re positioned like you might let him fuck you, pausing there and LOOKING down at this almost contact like … before LOOKING up to make eye contact with him ‘Teddy?’]

Teddy: [‘you know what I need to hear first’ because she hasn’t said please yet and despite the fact his own body is also betraying in similar ways that he couldn’t possibly want this more, you best believe he’s gonna make sure she admits it before he acts, closing the gap there already barely is to turn the almost contact into contact like an upping the ante version of what he did with his thumb before, rubbing against her SO deliberately as they both WATCH, literally throbbing about it ‘I’m waiting’ despite how difficult it is for him to get those 2 words out because of how badly he just wants to say fuck it and be inside her, please or not, maintaining the eye contact as if that’s effortless and everything is all chill]

Nancy: [me getting to be so evil to appease Winola instantly because despite how much you both clearly want this, slowly shaking your head and clumsily extracting yourself from his lap as you hit him with his own words ‘I don’t know how to beg, I’m afraid’ shrugging, again, as if this is remotely casual, not maintaining the eye contact but looking at him as briefly as possible to do another smirk like it was only a game and you won, before going back to rearranging your clothes and making yourself look presentable again as if none of that just happened lollol it’s FINE]

Teddy: [when you have to lol because that is likewise your entire vibe, everything is a game and you simply do not care even though you CLEARLY do and you’re gonna spend the rest of this car ride the most frustrated you’ve ever been because people don’t usually tell you no or deny you things, especially not on your birthday of all days haha, do the same making yourself look vaguely presentable dance before finding another bottle in this car, opening it and actually pouring each of them a glass this time purely so he can toast/cheers to her using his own words against him like well played, all while wearing an identical smirk to the one she gave him]

Nancy: [we all know you’re both still visibly turned on, however much you give your all to composure, how flushed you are isn’t going anywhere, your quicked heart rate and thus breathing, just got to sit there with that and pretend you don’t notice any of it casually, take this drink happily because it’s the closest to him conceding you’re getting and you need it, toast him happy birthday in Irish just to not have to say anything in English until you’ve downed this glass and are asking for another]

Teddy: [mhmm, none of that is going away any time soon, hence, what he says for his toast (after just raising his glass before in an unspoken one) is ‘To you, and how well red suits you’ because that blush sis, and they’ve already talked about how well white, black and pink do so it’s another added to the list, only saying this after he’s done the shadiest headshake at her irish toast as if he finds those roots disgusting and despicable, as is the running gag, to furthermore highlight that he can’t leave things unacknowledged, after topping up her drink for her, reaching into her lap and finding the earring he spat there and putting it back in for her, with a brush against the thigh fingermarks he left which only lingers for a single beat longer than could be called accidental during the earring search]

Nancy: [rolling your eyes and shaking your head again like he’s purely taking the piss out of you ‘too late to change my costume now’ like soz we did not discuss red but you’ll be going even redder when you are reminded of the earring of it all, touching your ear to make sure he’s put it back in properly and likewise lingering there because you can, doing a microscopic gulp about it]

Teddy: [‘quite’ and doing a mischievous grin at her because he hasn’t actually told her that the theme has changed from everyone wearing whatever the hell costume they want to being Marie Antoinette themed to literally match the costume he picked for her and isn’t planning to so that it’s a surprise when people start arriving etc, love to imagine all these people having to scramble again when they’d already been told to find costumes day of and now he’s changed the assignment and the venue lol, but he can’t help but be affected by that gulp, tiny as it is, so playing with all the ridiculous rings on his fingers, turning them back the right way round where necessary, thinking about where they’ve been]

Nancy: [narrowing your eyes at him suspiciously because what does that mischievous look mean boy ‘if it’s NOT a costume party-’ and putting your hand on the door like I’ll jump out right now lmao, you would be comically overdressed but defeats your point somewhat so you don’t really believe that ‘I’m incognito, that’s the point, remember’ nudging his knee with yours as you watch him, doing a little clear your throat cough because yet again can’t believe how far you just let that get]

Teddy: [without looking up from the other hand you’re yet to sort the rings out on, using the one you’ve just done to reach over her and put it on top of hers as if stopping her from fleeing the car, as an unspoken, no it is, taking her hand and putting it into her lap where the earring was (and which is probably still damp from all his spit and how turned on she was, and we know still is) and then doing his other rings as if that gesture didn’t happen, when he’s done, refilling/topping up her glass again as if the throat clear is because she’s so parched]

Nancy: [reflexively reaching out again when he takes his hand away because you want to hold it, no fucks given to how needy a gesture it is on your part right now, SQUEEZING his hand and turning it around as if you are admiring all these rings and aren’t just studying his hand like a weirdo]

Teddy: [tell her about your fave one which everyone always sees you wear every single day without fail which is giving the ring version of a family crest in the sense that everyone (except his father) has one with the same stone in (which they are all supposed to wear too but I’m sure only him and his mum do) that has some significance to his mother’s family name and that long lineage, like how my boo’s fam has but more boujee, because they talked about his eyes before inspiring jewellery]

Nancy: [listen with actual and not just feigned interest because you would humour all this posh person behaviour and feel othered for your family not having it, like your fam is so slay how dare you but ANYWAY girl, here and now be like ‘maybe she’ll divorce him’ as if that’s truly the nicest thing you could wish for him because so clear how much you hate your father and everything about him right now]

Teddy: [‘perhaps’ but said like it’s the verbal equivalent of him waving away what she said/not really listening because nice as that is of her to say he doesn’t believe it’ll ever really happen when he’s obvs been scheming and trying for years now to no avail]

Nancy: [pouting because you’re meant to be cheering him up, not getting back down to these levels of meh about it all, pinching the palm of his hand to get his attention/wake him up like hey ‘so, tell me the plan’ sitting up straighter in your seat to show you’re paying attention/are ready to cause the most carnage]

Teddy: [‘ow’ despite saying that how you do when something doesn’t hurt at all cos it didn’t, doing his own very OTT 🥺 and lying his head down in her lap the way she said he could, looking up at her from there because she can’t resist it ‘we party’ with an almost bored shrug because it’s that simple, you know carnage will ensue because you know the sort of people you’ve invited and that they don’t even need the encouragement they’ll get from you to trash the place]

Nancy: [you can’t resist and have to immediately be stroking his hair like he is a precious child/pet, no shame despite how uninterested you are in any real child or animal to date, here like you’re that bitch, doing your own shrug ‘it’s your birthday’ like if that’s ALL then sure]

Teddy: [‘Meaning what if the roles were reversed?’ like okay go on if you’re such a mastermind with a masterplan because can’t resist hearing it even though he’s had to close his eyes at how nice that feels and it takes him a beat longer than is typical to ask the question cos lost in the feeling]

Nancy: [when you can fully do your heart eyes whilst he’s not looking, smiling at him so shamelessly ‘that depends, how much effort you want to put in and to what specific end’ because you clearly can just let this play and your parents will be mad but there’s always the opportunity to go harder should you want to take it]

Teddy: [‘it’s my birthday, said like effort EW, disgusting, but we all know he’s joking and that he always wants to take things as far as he can, further than he ever should, her included, hence he’s opening his eyes and looking at her in a way that conveys this]

Nancy: [‘it’s your birthday’ like you’re placating a child like mhmm yes I know but you’re meeting this look with the opposite energy of your tone so he knows what’s really up ‘can we get into his home office?’]

Teddy: [‘I’ve been getting in since I was [insert age that’s younger than when he found the affair tea on the computer]’ with a bored tone like ugh my father is such a flop but his eyes are still alight with all the possibility of what she might suggest]

Nancy: [‘do you know his current passwords, codes for any locks?’ just thinking how much damage you could feasibly do because what this man truly cares about but I’m sure he keeps the important info quite safe, unlucky for y’all, so we’re still here wondering what we can get to easier]

Teddy: [tell her because you do, I get the vibe that even if this man thinks he’s changing them if he knows his son has been in he’s still changing them to things that said son would be able to guess, not as smart as you think you are sir, plus like my boo says none of the really juicy stuff would be there that would all be at work anyway where Teddy can’t get at it, love that we’re also telling the driver btw with no fucks given lol]

Nancy: [honestly sir, write this info down lmao, we’re here nodding at him like well done, so proud ‘there’s an excuse to send a company-wide email, and plenty of willing anonymous models to be in the accidental leak’ listing it off on your fingers like and that’s just the first idea I’ve thought of vibes]

Teddy: [no hesitation in leaning up to kiss her the way he would not when she wanted him to before because he loves her mind and he loves her, no notes]

Nancy: [a half laugh about this in pleasant surprise because love having good ideas that are appreciated by anyone and also love cheering him up ‘he’s such an easy target’ said between a kiss]

Teddy: [when you’re grinning into this kiss because her half laugh is adorable and you’re both never happier than when you have a scheme and obvs doing this together is taking out the boredom of how unsatisfying his dad usually is as a target because clearly, where are and have been any real consequences up to now sir, you’re laying the law down with an early start tomorrow that’s literally it]

Nancy: [grinning back because exactly dr phil ‘you know what you should be doing, instead of wasting your time with whatserface-’ forever pretending you have never heard his gf’s name in your life ‘-seeking out the ex-fling of his crazy yet vulnerable enough to be talked into some real revenge’ tapping the side of his head like use it]

Teddy: [joining in by saying ‘who?’ so genuinely as if he has never heard of this girl and kissing the one in front of him as if she’s his gf and he has never shown any interest in anyone else a day in his life ‘don’t turn me off’ unclear if he means at the mention of his gf or because he’s clearly looked for his dad’s exes and got nowhere, both are possible and true]

Nancy: [just here mhmming into the kiss like okay sure ‘she’ll be the one in the wedding dress’ like remember that, how does THAT make you feel lmao, pushing him away via the crotch with your crotch like get off, you ‘not what’s important here’ because so serious in this quest, obviously ‘how hard can it be? He’s not good at it’ because infamously a cheat]

Teddy: [when you gotta LOL because imagining if she turns up and she’s the only one not on theme and wearing a wedding dress of all things, how shaming ‘neither are they’ meaning these girls aren’t the right type she mentioned because none of them are up for revenge for whatever reason, whether he’s hush moneyed them or they just cba and wanna move on or god knows why]

Nancy: [you have to lol too because it will be funny, especially so because the joke is not on you and that’s what you like about it most, doing an ugh sigh at this next info however because boo, ladies, boo ‘have to set him up then’ because reverse engineering is the answer to all this ‘what does he like?’ getting your phone notes app up like you’re going to make a whole list here and now]

Teddy: [‘I told you I haven’t met the right girl yet’ repeated exactly from what he typed earlier with a lil edge to his otherwise nonchalant and breezy demeanour because he’s feeling defensive and pissed off cos he’s clearly tried this and got nowhere and failed schemes make y’all feel like flops, downing however much champagne is left from before]

Nancy: [‘if it was easy you would have done it when you were [and however old he was when computergate]’ because we’re not the one calling you a flop, you just feel it, shrugging it off and continuing to be on your phone to distract from the potential for awkwardness here as best as you can]

Teddy: [doing SUCH a dramatic sigh that she has no choice but to pay attention to it because you want her to always, dropping this empty champagne bottle to clink against hers from when y’all got in and then playing with the balloon and string nearest to you like the cat you are]

Nancy: [looking down at these bottles so pointedly like are we at this point choosing to ignore you or are being flooded by memories of when you got in this car and did all that with said bottle, who can say, batting a balloon off his head to float off into this car]

Teddy: [‘I loathe when a plan refuses to come together’ because he do and clearly your father’s downfall isn’t happening tonight or any time soon, looking out the window as you say this like you’re in a music video, drumming his fingers idly against the car door to remind himself of how he was touching her before because the rhythm is the same]

Nancy: [nodding because you do too and you would’ve tried to fuck up ruster so hard and that has not happened and you’ve only JUST found out about java so you’ve not even had time to start with that but you know it won’t be as cut and dry as it maybe should be; shifting the space between your window and his to sit closer to him, reminiscent to how he did on your bed, lightly touching his arm and leaving your hand there ‘what took [and being hilariously unflattering about how old you think his dad is] to build isn’t going to be torn down in just one night, savour it, yeah?’ because that is the best you can do, biting your lip a little and resting your head on his shoulder]

Teddy: [tilting his head so it rests against hers on his shoulder for a sec, almost like their heads are the glasses he knocked together before, except he’s being more lingering about it, breathing her in for another moment before he reaches for the cake box we know from my boo’s post she has got him and opening it to swipe his fingers over the icing, around the edge so the sweet 16 is still intact because we believe we can still have a good bday despite this, savouring that with how he tastes it]

Nancy: [nuzzling your head against his, just ever so slightly, not full on feral cat vibes but enough to at least attempt to put some of your feeling across here, WATCHING him with so much second-hand pleasure in every sense, focusing so hard on his mouth it’d be entirely shameless if there was anyone else around to truly see besides this driver who is watching the road ‘good?’ way quieter than your conversational tone usually is, due to the effort put into seeming in any way casual and calm right now]

Teddy: [doing the absolute most because she’s watching him and we can and will offer throwbacks to their earlier feral antics both with how he’s licking his lips and his fingers because did both, like yes it’s nice but he wouldn’t be doing this much of a show if she wasn’t looking and their horniness hadn’t been left unsatisfied, making a noise like mhmm as if he’s just like yep, also casual about this, but sticking his fingers back in to do another sweep and offering them to her]

Nancy: [my boo says it’s not about the cake and she’s so right for that lol, giving him such 🥺 whilst you debate going for it or showing uncharacteristic restraint ‘do you want me to have it?’ because his birthday, his cake, not like you’re hypnotised by his fingers right now or anything]

Teddy: [brushing these icing covered fingers against her lips to leave some behind because he saw her debating whether or not to go for it ‘aren’t you hungry?’ said like that’s such an indecent word]

Nancy: [when stopping yourself from immediately licking your lips is torture and you can see it on our face, even if we have to dramatically close our eyes in our attempt to not give in ‘always’ said as indecently, in a hushed but !! voice as you use talking as the excuse to unavoidably brush some of this icing into your mouth, letting it melt on your tongue]

Teddy: [WATCHING her as dramatically, when her eyes close, before she’s even spoken because he knows what she’s gonna say, breaking a piece of cake off with his hand like an absolutely feral beast, oh the crumbs, soz to this driver yet again ‘open your mouth’ as the most daddy instruction ever given, before inevitably feeding it to her in such an indecent way, it’s the champagne all over again just with food this time]

Nancy: [at least the cake being shoved into your mouth stops you from outright scream moaning for this poor driver to feel personally part of this performance because there is no chill once the barrier has been taken down, here making an absolute mess, it’s a good thing neither of you is ready for this party yet lol]

Teddy: [I mean, you’d be very on theme with the let them eat cake of it all but she doesn’t know you’ve changed the theme for her like a massive gay, soz to this driver that he’s unrepetantly doing his own loud as hell MOAN about it because no cake shutting him up and even if there were there’s not enough cake in the world for how hot it is]

Nancy: [this is true, I don’t know why I’m acting like you care if your costumes survive the night, even though I’m sure hers is a pricey af rental because you’re not going to want a giant Marie Antoniette dress cluttering up your life lmao, sorry to those people from me and me alone because not a thought beyond sharing this cake in this filthiest manner right now, pulling him into you and down so you are so decadently sprawled out with this cake]

Teddy: [mhmm, I know for a fact he’s gonna destroy her outfit somehow and then have to pay a massive fine to the rental people but will he care, absolutely not, just like he doesn’t here and now because all he cares about is rolling her into this cake with a !! makeout sesh that squashes it everywhere and then eventually eating it off her if he can ever stop kissing her face long enough]

Nancy: [when your only complaint is that he is hogging this eating experience/the cake/letting you lick his entire body too so you have to lift some of the mess from your own body before he can get to it and just smear it on him so now it’s a feral race]

Teddy: [I love that for y’all, really get to showcase how you were bragging that you too could deadlift her in the first ever convo of this era with how he’s throwing her around this car for the playfight of it all, the actual carnage of balloons and cake and roses going everywhere is such a visual]

Nancy: [love it for y’all, hate it for this driver, making the biggest mess you possibly could, sorry we’re having way too much fun and would never stop to think even if that wasn’t the case]

Teddy: [they really are those stereotypically rich arseholes, sorry to this man, at least he’d be used to people like that because the kind of car Teddy has hired that’s the only kinda peeps you’re gonna get ‘touch me’ being delivered exactly like his open your mouth demand because a demand is what it is and he feels like he will die if she does not right now immediately]

Nancy: [‘that’s better than any please in the world’ because your desperation is noted and we LOVE it, pulling his top off him so we can kiss down his body without any pesky clothing hindering the sensation of our lips and tongue and teeth against your skin, the heat of the breathing and wetness of our mouth being everywhere it can be on your torso right now]

Teddy: [he’s so fickle, spent an age keeping her away with the playfight of it all and then he’s like no touch me actually I’ve changed my mind, god bless, likewise reaching and unzipping her from the dress she’s assumedly wearing, so that it’ll fall down and eventually off the more she moves because this boy loves a zip moment, he doesn’t have nails but it won’t stop his fingers from digging into her skin down her back]

Nancy: [as the girl who cockblocked him so utterly earlier, she’s not gonna say nothing lol, here actually scowling at ourself for stopping even though you simply had to, rubbing your face across his lap dramatically as you get to work on his zip yourself ‘what if you never get that hard again?’ as if that was your chance and you blew it]

Teddy: [ofc pushing his crotch even more at her so that she can feel with no shadow of a doubt how hard he is now and truly hasn’t stopped being ‘What makes you think there could be an if or a but about this?’ because as he said, nobody turns him on more than her in every possible way]

Nancy: [happily pressing against this like he’s your favourite thing and there is nothing that could bring you greater joy than turning him on this much ‘you promise it’s just like before?’ lifting your head to LOOK at him because as much as you’re saying this for a reaction you also want to be reassured, as always, moving to reposition yourself to how you were when you were literally hovering over him, tilting your head to the side like hmm, really considering how it feels and how it felt]

Teddy: [holding her face in both of his hands as he LOOKS back at her with heart eyes because she’s so like him fr, getting some icing out of her hair with his mouth that he must’ve missed before and can only see from this angle, then combing through it with his fingers while the other stays on her face tilting it to look down at their position of almost touching bodies like she did before ‘darling, it’s even better’ because genuinely everything just keeps on getting better is the feeling]

Nancy: [managing to return to looking at him, even though you have to look away because he’s giving you heart eyes and being so nice and you can’t handle it, you are nevertheless trying to, leaning your head fully into the palm of his hand and doing a shaky sigh, using just the strength of your legs to keep you from collapsing onto him and thus initiating penetration, starting to touch him, drooling into his lap from this height to do it, keeping yourself just out of reach]

Teddy: [smiling at her so sincerely because everything about this is perfect and you need her to know before you get unhinged in your reactions, grab her throat when you want to control how much drool there is to cut that off dead with your hot move lest she forget that you’re still ultimately in charge here]

Nancy: [trying to say the most unhinged shit but only when he’s choking you so he doesn’t actually get to hear anything clearly, just know that you’re saying something crazy, also taking how wet you are onto your palms and using it on him so 1. You can show you’re in charge right now and 2. He gets to feel it]

Teddy: [now there’s a code he’d enjoy trying to break unlike James’ shorthand which he gave up on straight away lol, taking some guesses on what she’s saying but deliberately making it crazier than it is because she can’t correct him rn whilst being choked, but it gets harder to even form coherent words in response to how wet she is and how it feels, so turning into some unhinged noises for sure]

Nancy: [when you can’t correct but your wide eyes aren’t giving that you would, the total opposite in how it only spurs us on to go at this harder and with more abandon, experimenting with brushing over him, literally for but a second at a time before snatching back up like no no before he’s barely had time to do anything about it, gritting your teeth together at the effort it takes]

Teddy: [we love it for you, always with your crazy games you two, anything that can be turned into one is and none of this is any exception, catch him letting her throat go so he can push his hand into her mouth and let her bite down on it instead because god knows how many attempts it will take him but after an embarrassing (if they were anything but into it) amount of these brushes he will finally manage to realise and react by getting just the tip in so she’ll need to, even though he’ll likewise take it away again asap]

Nancy: [you can’t just do it, heaven forbid, got to make all this tension last for as long as humanly possible, we respect it, even if there is NOTHING respectful about how you’re chowing down on his hand like it’s still covered in cake when at this point there’s no way, looking like you’ve been attacked by a rabid dog or something, nbd]

Teddy: [me like don’t break a tooth on one of these giant ass rings girl, nobody needs an impromptu trip to the dentist, meanwhile he’s doing a grunt about it that sounds like she knocked all the air out of his body as if he didn’t offer up his hand to be sacrificed, couldn’t be more into it without his eyes fully rolling back into his head which they would never dare to because he needs to watch her do this]

Nancy: [it would be amusing if after all this I made her go to the dentist instead of the party but nay nay, got to now kiss his hand all better in the most extra ass way to make this even more of a show for him ‘you know what happens if I let you’ as something that it takes great effort to finally say because must whilst making EYE CONTACT]

Teddy: [not you pulling her legs out from under her like when she had her knees tucked up in the previous convo and he pulled them and her towards him, love a throwback, so that she falls onto him while that eye contact is maintained, caring not at all if that initiates a hookup or just almost does, which I’m gonna be mean and say is true as the latter just cos I can and we love to prolong the inevitable ‘you’ll be ruined’ purely to say ruin because we all know he doesn’t give a damn about her rep and only means it in the sauciest of ways]

Nancy: [the woman was too stunned to speak, truly, out here like I can’t believe you’ve done this but also heart eyes because he did THAT, such a confusing mix of emotions and literal physical feelings that you aren’t processing any of it, here malfunctioning on the low, opening your mouth to reply but not so you just have to shake your head because no, not what I was going to say, you indecent boy]

Teddy: [grabbing her head to nod her head yes like it’s exactly what you were gonna say I’m right you’re wrong, a little bit too roughly because we’re too !! in this moment to be gentle about it ‘are you going to let me ruin you, Nance?’ as a question he struggles to get out and would feel like it has taken forever]

Nancy: [conversely, the ‘clearly’ flying out your mouth before he’s finished saying your name fully, like the sound of his voice is still in the air when you’re just outing yourself and what is undeniably true at this point, like you shouldn’t even be here and yet here we all are sweetie]

Teddy: [you’re still holding her head so pull her into as immediate of a kiss via her hair to shut you the hell up because lord knows you love talking and wanna say something extra af, still managing to say ‘completely and utterly’ in between these kisses though, for the ruin of it all, as if there was any doubt before he initiates anything more]

Nancy: [me knowing there’s no way to shut either of y’all up nor do anything to stop this, this girl realising as much within this kiss and the noise she makes undoubtedly feeling like it’s reverberating through his bones it’s so entirely !! and guttural ‘you’ve been thinking about it’ sounding so accusatory for something he’s almost certainly admitted by this point and is also like duh but you know]

Teddy: [we’re all aware that even if the driver chose this literal second to pull up outside his house it wouldn’t stop them, he isn’t though and so instead that noise she makes is making this boy SHUDDER as if it did go through him and melt his bones ‘I think about you all the time’ so matter of factly because he do]

Nancy: [holding him SO tight, like he could genuinely dissolve into a puddle if you don’t keep him together, which in turn, keeps you together because too relatable ‘I don’t want you to stop’ said like he absolutely will if this happens, even moving your lower body away, just slightly, but you can’t let him go to seriously move like you did last time]

Teddy: [a noise of his own because nobody has ever held him that tight before and he cannot cope so it’s the quietest he has ever done, to the point it could be mistaken for him just opening his mouth to speak but pausing if they weren’t in such ridiculously close proximity ‘when do I ever stop’ because he literally can’t and doesn’t know when to in all circumstances, pulling her closer again as if only to prove his point but so soft and so lingering with the touch on her waist that it’s more than that, literally then guiding her to him with a lower back touch how he likes to do so that he’s just inside her again, barely, even less than before somehow but with even more deliberate intent]

Nancy: [tracing the sound on his lips, again, so much softer than you have touched him the entire time you’ve been in this car, and ever, probably, matching how quiet yet impacting that was; you literally GASPING for breath like he just forced himself entirely in you is so dramatic but how it all feels at this point, putting your hand atop of his on your back, like you might move it but you leave it there ‘just remember it fondly when you’re old’ pressing your forehead against his and nodding like okay? Because everyone who’s growing up either doesn’t remember all your wild times or is trying to forget them, which would feel like a personal attack at this point]

Teddy: [another peck on her lips which is the softest brush yet of lip on lip that he has ever done, tucking her hair behind her ear as he does, because soft hours rn ‘neither of us are getting old, I promise you, baby’ in her ear, him meaning this so wholeheartedly like when he said she could stay the age she lost her virginity at, just in a we’ll be forever young and forever wild type of way because you will and he can say it with his whole chest because he believes it 100%, baby for added emphasis of how young she is and how soft this moment is, which I don’t think he has called her before unless I’m forgetting]

Nancy: [accidently deepening the penetration ever so slightly here by leaning into this soft kiss and literally chewing on his lip like you are a real baby because you can’t handle it in the best way, your own bottom lip trembling like you might cry but you aren’t ‘I believe you’ because you do, clearly, it’s what happens]

Teddy: [when your body can’t help but react by deepening it even more so you’re inside her now and that’s happening, your eyes widening comically because you can’t believe it finally is after all y’all’s messing about, basically gasping the words ‘oh fuck’ at the feeling of it as he just goes for it fully]

Nancy: [when you’re in the same boat because really and truly predicted you’d be able to keep this game going on longer than you have but anything but mad in this moment, pulling yourself up and into him so the ‘please’ you get out is in his ear]

Teddy: [the please hitting SO different than the one you were trying to get her to say earlier, hence it’s all the encouragement he needs to do the absolute most, I dread to think what position he’s putting her in to make this penetration as deep as it can possibly be as they’ve waited what feels like such a long time to them for it, so if other peeps in traffic see something, no you don’t, groping her boobs because he has yet to and that’s a travesty truly given how into it they were last time, switching to putting his mouth on them when he decides he wants to touch her again whilst fucking her, he’s booked and busy rn, managing to get out ‘your pussy’ like it’s a full sentence because it would feel like one and a FULL compliment the way it’s being said]

Nancy: [so much is happening and all of it feels good, feeling like you literally can’t catch your breath let alone catch up to what is happening, where your body is, all that he’s doing, just in the feeling of it all and that’s that, nodding like I know because if it feels like it does for you for him, or even half as perfect, then he’s welcome lol ‘yours’ as another because in this moment at least, it’s true]

Teddy: [mhmm, sensory overload is coming for you both so hard that you won’t even realise how good this actually felt until later, probably when y’all bang someone else/try to and it’s meh and then you’re like omg take me back, here and now though, catch him claiming her with the most ridiculously OTT lovebite on her neck that her costume won’t hide and he knows that because he chose it]

Nancy: [exactly dr phil, exactly, just out here being unhinged in the way you don’t even realise what you’re doing because just following the feeling wherever it may lead, hence you’re smacking his head for biting you is purely a throwback to the last time you messed around and not instruction to stop by any means, giving him a lovebite of his own too because you do not care if he has a girlfriend, prove it was me sweetie lol]

Teddy: [I had genuinely forgotten that she has a new bf rn so he definitely doesn’t care haha, pulling her off you but not because you do just because you wanna pull her head back by her hair that dramatically and because it’ll make the lovebite even worse that you forcibly interrupted it mid, like he’s probably bleeding thanks to her trying to hang on which is iconic, always just an unhinged playfight, spitting into her mouth for the throwback and the extraness of how much you’d be able to do with her head at that angle in terms of putting force behind it]

Nancy: [the carnage has begun, and really, start as you mean to go on lads, which includes doing some unholy kissing of this neck wound and then unholier kissing of him so there is blood and spit just everywhere, so charming]

Teddy: [the crime scene the back of this car is, omg, and she’s wearing white rn too so the blood really will make a statement when it inevitably gets on her too and he’ll love that, turning her pink/red in a new and unexpected way here, meanwhile I’m absolutely cringing at the amount of cake trodden into this car’s floor and all over its seats, when they show up to his house soon they are gonna look insane, rightfully so because they are]

Nancy: [thank god it isn’t like a cab because when you refuse to get out and make this driver take you to your nearby family home to get ready, you aren’t stuck with the bill for this damage, nay nay sir, also thank god your parents probably aren’t home but your sister could be, you mess]

Teddy: [baze are so used to this girl’s shit would they even bat an eye at this point, soz lads you really don’t deserve so much of your childrens’ collective bs, at least you don’t know about java yet, uncharacteristically because this boy is quite clingy to her usually, he is gonna let her go home without protest because they both need a second post that incredible hookup to try and recover before they see each other/other people in the real world again and he knows it’ll only be a matter of time before some of his closer friends descend like my boo said]

Nancy: [there is no reason for you to be the first person there and you’re not trying to be that dumb about it, collect yourselves and regroup, we will be back]

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dyk3medown · 2 years

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princess

eddie munson x reader

summary: eddie munson is the bane of your existence. he’s also the best lay of your life

warnings: fem!reader, hate sex, some light degradation, CHOKING, a bit of dacryphilia, it’s a hate fuck so they’re gonna be a bit mean to each other

a/n: this one has been a loooong time coming. eddie is kind of a dick in this so be prepared for him to be mean. also AFTERCARE IS IMPORTANT!! if you ever have sex like this in real life, it’s essential to provide aftercare and not just leave your partner after (like eddie does lmao) anyways i hope y’all enjoy this absolute filth

smut under the cut <3

Eddie Munson is the most insufferable person you know. He’s rude, obnoxious, constantly making a scene, and you want to strangle him to death every time he speaks.

He’s also unbearably hot and makes you cum so hard you nearly pass out. So. There’s your dilemma.

Unlike most of your friends, you don’t ignore the resident “freak” of Hawkins High, you and Eddie actually interact a lot in public. Like now.

Eddie is up on the table across the cafeteria, going on some tirade, while you sit with your friends on the cheer squad, doing a decent job of blocking him out.

“Or a game where you toss balls into laundry baskets,” Eddie directs his attention to the table of basketball players behind you, his voice now loud enough to interrupt your conversation.

“You want something, freak?” Jason, the captain of the team and your friend-by-association, calls back as he stands up.

Eddie is unfazed, sticking out his tongue and curling his fingers into horns above his head. The corners of your lips twitch up, and you have to suppress a smile at his antics.

And then Eddie’s gaze locks on you. “Or waving some pom-poms around in a stupid little dance for attention.”

You shoot up from your seat, ignoring your friends’ attempt to stop you.

“Attention? That’s ironic considering you’re the one shouting on a table.”

You wrack your brain for something sufficiently insulting to taunt him with.

“Maybe if you tried being normal for once, you wouldn’t have to scream in the middle of lunch just to get a girl to finally look at you.”

Not your best work, but you’re being put on the spot here.

Eddie just laughs and continues his rant, at least moderately quieter.

“I hate him,” you sit down with a huff, crossing your arms.

“We know,” the table around you choruses.

When you go to your locker after lunch, you’re not surprised to see a folded piece of paper fall out. Meet me at 2, you know where.

There’s no signature, but you know exactly what the note means.

When 2 pm rolls around, you’re in your free period and after making your excuses to the friends you were with, you head to the very back of the school. Hawkins High has been meaning to renovate the science classrooms in the abandoned hall, but they had yet to do anything, making the rooms the perfect spot if you needed somewhere to hide during the school day.

When you open the door to one of the rooms, you’re greeted with the faint scent of pot. Eddie stands by a window that’s been cracked open, joint in hand and a smirk on his face. “Fancy seeing you here, princess.”

Princess. The nickname started as a way to make fun of you, a jab at what Eddie perceived as your prissy, spoiled behavior. Now, the sound of the name sends heat through you, as it’s Eddie’s favorite thing to call you during sex.

“How’s your week going?” Eddie asks as he puts out the joint on the windowsill.

“Skip the small talk Munson.” You roll your eyes, shutting the door behind you and taking a few steps into the room. “Are we gonna do this or not?”

Eddie chuckles, pushing off the wall he’s leaning against and walking towards you. “What’s got you all riled up? You sound bothered.”

Eddie’s tone is teasing, but his expression looks genuine.

You’d been having a terrible week. Two of the girls on the squad had gotten sick, leaving you to scramble to change your routine for the big game, you had spilled a drink all over the poster board for a project in your History class, and you had gotten a D on your last math test.

In all honesty, you want to rant to Eddie about it, but you aren’t friends, you remind yourself. He doesn’t get to know the details of your personal life, and you sure as hell aren’t going to go to him for comfort.

“None of your business, freak.” Your response is too harsh, but sue you, your week has sucked, and it’s not like you haven’t called him worse.

Eddie’s smirk twists into something crueler, and he quickly crosses the room, backing you up against the wall.

“You’re always so mouthy,” Eddie muses as he grabs your jaw in his hand, his grip hard enough to be slightly painful. “You just need someone to put you in your place, don’t you?”

There’s a sadistic glint in Eddie’s eyes, and you can’t help the shiver that runs through you, anticipating what’s to come.

“Good thing I know exactly how to shut you up.” Eddie crashes his lips into yours in a bruising kiss, the hand on your chin moving to rest against the base of your throat. You grab onto the lapels of his leather jacket, pulling him in until his body is pressed tightly against yours.

Eddie’s knee parts your legs, and he presses his thigh gently against your core, pulling a soft moan from you. You grind down slightly, and Eddie rips away from you, the sudden absence of his touch leaving you disoriented.

“Get on the table,” Eddie commands, irises almost consumed by the black of his pupils. He’s visibly straining against his jeans, and you lick your lips unabashedly at the sight.

You’re more than eager to get right to it, but you can’t resist pushing Eddie a bit further.

“Make me.”

An honest-to-god growl leaves Eddie’s lips at your taunt, and he picks you up, practically throwing you down on the nearest table. He’s surprisingly strong, and the wind is knocked out of you as your back hits the hard surface.

“You’re a fucking brat, you know that?” Eddie pulls you down until your legs are dangling off the side. You’re still trying to catch your breath and can’t even attempt a response, propping yourself up on your elbows and settling for rolling your eyes. Eddie harshly slaps the outside of your thigh, the sharp sting causing you to gasp. “Acting so high and mighty, but you’re really just a needy little slut.”

“I’m not,” you protest weakly as Eddie flips up your cheer skirt.

“Oh really?” His eyes zero in on the visible wet spot on the flimsy material covering you. He brushes his fingers against it, and you shudder, hips bucking up into his hand. “What’s this then?”

Eddie hooks his fingers into the waistband of your underwear and harshly pulls them off, tossing them somewhere behind you. He wastes no time before plunging two fingers into you, moving his hand quickly as moans fall from your lips. You’re practically soaked, and Eddie’s thick fingers move in and out with little resistance.

He waits until you’re clenching around him, just moments away from cumming, before pulling his fingers out. A whine rips from your throat, but Eddie pays you no mind, unbuckling his belt and freeing his cock from the confines of his pants. You barely get a chance to look before he’s lining himself up, pushing into you in one hard thrust.

Your back arches, and your legs wrap around him as he starts a punishing pace, pistoning in and out of you with enough force to make it hurt so good.

It’s rough and borderline inconsiderate, but it’s what you need, what both of you need.

You can’t control the noises you’re making, crying out with each thrust.

“Gotta be quiet, princess, you wouldn’t want anyone to walk in on us would you?” Eddie moves a hand to wrap around your throat, a devilish smirk on his face.

“If only your friends could see you now,” Eddie mocks, applying light pressure to your throat. His rings are cool against your heated skin, and you begin to feel lightheaded as he squeezes just a bit harder.

“What would they think if they knew you were begging for “the freak” to fuck you, huh?” Eddie’s grip tightens. “Begging me to wreck this tight little cunt.”

“Fuck-you-Munson.” You manage to get out, voice strained as the pressure on your throat increases. You clench around him as he cuts off your air supply almost completely, and Eddie chuckles darkly.

“You love this, don’t you? Can’t wait to get my hand around your pretty little throat.” Eddie punctuates his words with a particularly harsh thrust, and you arch beneath him. “So desperate for it.”

You’re lightheaded from the lack of oxygen, but it only makes the pleasure feel more intense, every little touch like fire against your skin. Tears well up in your eyes, and one escapes, rolling down your cheek.

Eddie leans down and licks it off. God, he’s depraved, but it’s precisely what you want.

“You’re so pretty when you cry, princess.”

The hand not on your throat reaches down to rub at your clit, and if you were capable of making noise, you’re sure you’d be screaming. You clutch desperately at Eddie’s shoulders, scrambling for purchase as the feelings grow overwhelming.

You clench around him again, and Eddie groans, his fingers speeding up. “You wanna cum?”

You nod as much as you can from your position, but Eddie pulls his hand back from your clit. “Beg for it.”

You try to speak, but all that comes out is a squeak, Eddie’s grip on your throat blocking your voice.

“What was that, princess? I couldn’t hear you.” Eddie grins down at you, a sadistic tinge to his expression. “Speak up.”

You try to tug his hand away from your neck, but he doesn’t budge, his strength outmatching yours.

Tears leak steadily from the corners of your eyes, messing up the makeup you had painstakingly applied that morning in preparation for the pep rally.

“Please,” you choke out, mouthing it more than saying it. Eddie lets up just a tiny bit, enough for you to croak, “Eddie, please.”

Eddie moans at the sound of his name on your lips, and his grip tightens again, fucking into you with renewed vigor. His attention returns to your clit, and he quickly brings you close to the edge, lavishing praises on you as your eyes roll back.

“Good girl, so good for me, just needed a good fuck to make you behave.”

Your orgasm hits you like a freight train, a silent scream ripping from your throat as you cum around his cock.

Eddie curses, pulling out and giving himself a few quick strokes before he cums with a groan, thick white stripes landing below your belly button and on your clit.

You gasp for air as Eddie tucks himself back into his jeans, face flushed and lips swollen but otherwise looking none the worse for wear. You can only imagine what you look like, makeup running down your face and cum drying on your stomach.

He retrieves his signature toolbox from where it sat by the window as you struggle to sit up, cringing as your skirt touches the mess.

While you’re not looking, Eddie snatches your underwear from the ground, tucking it into his back pocket and heading for the door.

“Until next time, princess.”

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korasonata · 3 years

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Just watched that clip of that crafting stream where Cleo’s making her bullet journal and they have that complete and utter breakdown over the JoeHillsSimp blog on Tumblr and Cleo was just like “someone’s going to clip this. That person that does the transcriptions of these is going to transcribe this.”

Firstly, I feel called out.

Secondly, you are absolutely right. Have a clip transcription.

(Wasn’t going to do a full one of these, but now that I’ve been called out I’ve just decided to embrace it 😅)

—

[Cam: Cleo, I figure you might get a crack out of this, someone on Tumblr just referred to Joes appearance as a Wish Jesus.]

Cleo (laughing): Somebody just referred to Joe’s appearance as Wish Jesus!

Joe: …what?

Cleo: as in “Wish” from the discount clothing marketplace thing!

Joe: …We don’t have…a discount clothing marketplace called Wish.

Cleo: as in the Wish— the Wish website! *squealing* Wow! That’s harsh!

Joe (confused): …is it? I don’t— we don’t have that store here, so I don’t know.

Cleo: It’s— it’s— it’s one of the—erm…have you heard of— I’m trying to think of the other one…what’s the other— the other one? Allibaba…??

Joe: Uh, yeah it’s a, umm, uh—

Cleo: Shein! Shein! Aliexpress!

Joe: yeah yeah, I’ve heard of that.

Cleo: it’s in that form of it.

Joe: Wow that’s…remarkably downmarket.

Cleo: yeah! That’s why it’s funny!

Joe: …is that an accurate description?

Cleo: Uh…I mean, I can see why they would say that.

SILENCE…

Cleo: although if you wear a suit I don’t see you as a Wish Jesus. I see you as—I see you as—

Joe: I frequently wear a suit. I frequently wear a suit on these streams, just not on this one cause I don’t wanna get…stuff on it.

Cleo: *laughing*

Joe (giggling): What! You don’t wanna get paint on your fancy clothes!

Cleo: I don’t have fancy clothes, Joe.

Joe: …you don’t wanna get paint on my fancy clothes you’re borrowing then.

Cleo: Why would— oh…

SILENCE…

Cleo: …Maybe. Maybe.

—

Joe (reading chat): BlazeTheColdBananaBread says “I made a Tumblr post about Joe looking like wish Jesus yesterday who is this person”

Cleo: *cackling* Well, it’s from Tumblr so it’s probably you! Cause my other half trolls Tumblr.

[Cam: *presumably checking Tumblr username in question*]

Joe: Ok, so maybe the person saw your post there Blaze…but yeah I still don’t really understand entirely what “wish” is. So, it’s a cheap, downmarket clothing place?

Cleo: it’s a— you are a cheap Jesus. You are the poor man’s Jesus.

Joe: …well, I would think that Jesus argued that he was the poor man’s Jesus.

Cleo: *laughing* you’re the really poor man’s—

Joe: Like he wasn’t really there for the wealthy, umm. Like, I feel like there’s just some basic misunderstanding of his teachings at play here.

[Cam (entering Joe’s chat): Blaze, are you JoeHillsSimp cause…I have questions]

[Blaze (panicking): Alright it was nice hangin out with y’all I’ll see ya later! *leaves very quickly*]

[Cam: lmao]

Cleo: *still laughing about wish Jesus* ah, this is great.

Joe: No, you’re great.

Cleo (aside): Ok. So, I think what we’re gonna go for is—oh, I might put it to a vote to be honest. “Rocks!” *laughing* Oooo, I’d like a Northern lights display at some point.

Joe: Ooooo, Auroré!

[Cam (dying): Can’t breathe…]

Cleo (hasn’t seen chat yet): Yep. The Northern ones, the Southern ones can go hang, sorry.

Joe (singing to the tune of that’s amoré): Wheeeeeen magnetic energy hits the poles don’t you see! That’s Auroré!

Both (singing in harmony): That’s Auroré!

Cleo (finally reading chat): *bursts out laughing* I’m just looking at your chat, wow!

Joe: Why, what are they saying? *checking chat*

Cleo: Yeah. Um…*giggling* Cam is calling people out, is all I’m saying.

SILENCE

*sounds of Joe wheezing intensely*

—

*sounds of Cleo taking several deep breaths*

Joe: ok…ok…I’m fine…

Cleo: You’re not fine, I’m not fine. You know that, and I know that.

Joe: *giggling* Now my discord is like freaking out too! *squeaking*

Cleo: *giggling*

Joe: It’s— it’s still funny *cough laughing*

Cleo: *barely contained snickering*

—

Joe: There’s some sort of joke to somebody being like “you need to go and find Jesus” and the persons like “we have Jesus at home” and then Jesus at home is just me painting. *giggling*

Cleo (trying desperately to compose herself): Just— just Wish Jesus. (Failing horribly at composing herself) Ahh, this is the best! Ooo, fossils! Sorry, my chat is just coming up with some really good themes. Theme ideas that I definitely wanna use.

Joe: GraceWhenDear says “I could hear Joe laughing from my headphones across the room so I came to investigate!”

Cleo: *lost it*

—

Cleo: Ah yes, the Last Life pole breaking containment. Yeah, we’re not talking about that one on stream. I’ll tell Joe about that later.

Joe: …WaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWait—!

—

Joe (some 10 minutes later): *still dying* Sorry, I’m still losing it over here. My cough is not gonna go away now for like 20 minutes. This is why I don’t laugh on stream! It’s really— *coughing*

Cleo: *giggling* (aside) I mean, I could do a Fallout theme.

Joe: Whaaaaaaat?

Cleo: Yeah! Fallout theme—

Joe: Cleo doing a Fallout theme? Unimaginable!

Cleo: Ok, you can shove right off at this point!

Joe (Mocking British accent): Right.

Cleo: And I didn’t— ooohhh! Don’t you get on to me just because my accent comes out when I’m pissed! Don’t you start on me! (Affectionate) Jerk.

—

*still laughing*

Joe (high pitched): NJs trying to find her inhaler!!

Cleo: *cackling*

Joe: And then yeah, Youtube, uh, over there is also “oh no, we have the giggle fits!”

[Blaze enters chat again]

Joe (squeaking): BlazeTheGoldBananaBread is back and says “Camron you’re not sorry”

Cleo: *lost it again* the question is *through giggles* is— is— is the Tumblr— is that Tumblr still active ?! Is the question, has it been deleted?! *wheezing*

Joe: I don’t know. *cough laughing* BlazeTheColdBananaBread is back though! *coughing fit continues*

[Blaze: I never left I just sat here dying]

*Joe and Cleo mutually dying in the background*

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #zombie cleo #zombiecleo #joehills #joe hills #Cleo you asked for this #transcripts

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portgasdst4r · 2 years

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SEVENTEEN AS CHASE ATLANTIC SONGS

Kinda a playlist for y’all if you like chase Atlantic lol … also I saw that people liked my “The neighborhood’s one for hip-hop unit “ so I did another for all members and chase Atlantic as they are another group I like.

Scoups : Paranoid, this song with heavy hip hop inspiration, makes me feel like it kinda fit Seungcheol charisma as a leader. Idk like I can imagine a bomb ass edit about scoups with that song and his powerful aura 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jeonghan: Meddle about, this song is heavily flirty just like Jeonghan. It kinda vibes with the flirty but mischievous side of Jeonghan. This song makes me think of him, because I can imagine him just teasing his crush and mess a bit with their mind (not in a harmful way) but just to tease you and build the tension between you two. The lyrics can represent either yours or his frustration to the tension :p

Joshua : Oh mami (ft Maggie Lindemann), Joshua as a professional racer (?) concept 😌 this concept fits Joshua and so the song. I just feel like the concept of Joshua driving fast cars and being cocky is hot on him. That’s the only reason I chose that song for him 😭😭😭 Also the lyrics are hot and I feel like it fits Joshua flirty side of him.

Jun: Right here , jealous boyfriend concept on jun? I think yes and ofc always in a healthy way 😌. I just imagine Jun wrapping his arm around your waist and pull you close to him to kiss you. Wanting him to focus only on him and forget about others for this moment.

Hoshi : Devilish , HOSHI on stage is this song. Don’t argue with me. His dark aura, charisma, piercing eyes fits this song so much. I can think of HOSHI “tiger gaze” 😭 with this song. He’s hella hot on stage and that song is hot so 💃

Wonwoo : Love isn’t Easy, this song gives me an ethereal vibe. The moment I listened the song it gave me wonwoo vibe idk why 😭, like his calm self. I feel like if you broke up with him or had a discussion about a bad experience with love, he would answer calmly . Idk this song is like a safe place, and Wonwoo is my safe place so you get my pattern 😣. Can we also talk abt the lyrics that said “it’s like tears in the rain, it means nothing “ 😭💔💔 breaking my heart yayyYayayay

Woozi: Drugs & Money, this song has a more calm vibe to it without losing its rock(?) side. I chose that song for Woozi, because it kinda talks about struggles and love. In Woozi songs we can found those themes and I thought of him with this song. Maybe he would enjoy this song and like the lyrics. Well I do, and I love Woozi so I’m winning in both 🤪 lmao

Mingyu: Friends, for my previous about post about The neighborhood I also put a song linked to being friend with mingyu, and I’m doing it again. Mingyu in my head is the perfect model for friend to lover, you can’t tell me this songs doesn’t give off Mingyus vibe. He’s so social and flirty, this song feels like being in love with Mingyu but you realize he’s like that with everyone and you’re nothing special, just a friend .

The8: Moonlight, this songs has a chill vibe to it, it’s laid back but nostalgic. I think it fits Minghao because I can imagine having a good time with him and a cool late night with him. Having fun and laughing, walking hands in hands. Car ride at night after a fancy dinner, all dressed pretty.

Dokyeom: Okay, Dk is a hot mfk and some people turn a blind eye to it because he’s funny asf. “Okay” is like my go to song for chase Atlantic. The song is confident and attractive like DK and honestly, he shines on stage because of this. Dk is extremely charismatic too, that’s why this song just fits him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Vernon: No friend, this song is so fun and it has a more rock alternative vibe to it that ressemble Vernon’a taste in my opinion. If I had to go for a song for him, it would be this one. It’s one of my fave song from Chase Atlantic 😌💅

Seungkwan: Slow down, for this song I was going for Seungkwan hot and attractive side to him. Often people sees seungkwan as a soft ball and I do too, but I think he’s a someone really assertive when he wants to and that makes him hot. He knows what he wants and if he wants you, he will get you. This song is kinda like a tease because it’s feeling someone else to slow down and they will control the situation, and I’m a believer Seungkwan is a top and likes to take control. So for that Seungkwan is Slow down of chase Atlantic.

Chan: Swim, the song is hot and I feel like it represent Dino as he often goes for body rolls when he does free style dancing and the song vibe fits body rolls 😭😭it just a sexy/confident song and that fit Dino’s vibe. 😌

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the little things ; haikyuu boys

synopsis; the little things he does that show just how much he loves you

pairings; karasuno x reader, aoba johsai x reader, fukurodani x reader, nekoma x reader, shiratorizawa x reader

genre; fluff

warnings; will make u hate being single <3

karasuno ━━

sugawara koshi; whenever your hair gets caught in anything, he’s so gentle yet quick at fixing it. if your hair is long, and you pull a bag or a shirt and your hair gets tucked in, he’ll wordlessly pull it out. if your hair is short and a bracelet or zipper gets caught he just continues whatever he was doing (talking to someone else for e.g.) while helping you out. also always makes sure your hair isn’t bothering you; if you’re leaning over writing something, he’ll always tuck it behind your ear so lovingly ahhh

daichi sawamura; massages. he’s descended from heaven for this purpose only. his hands are rough and like hard on your muscles, but it’s so perfect. he’ll approach you when you’re in school sitting anywhere, from behind, and just knead his hands into your muscles for a few seconds. euphoric. or if you live together, he always greets you with back/shoulder/neck massages in the bathtub hvjkwkd.

nishinoya yuu; always makes you try his food. always. whether it’s with a group of people or just you two, he just goes “hey babe open ur mouth” with this face 😏 bc he’s cheeky, and just shoves a mouthful of food. spoiler alert, it’s always way too hot. but it’s just tradition at this point. he takes a bite of his food, decides if it’s worthy enough for your mouth or not, then just. yeah.

kageyama tobio; buys you a snack whenever he gets his milk. if you’re special special, he’ll buy you your own carton of milk. he goes up to the vending machine and automatically thinks of you when he sees your fave snack, and it’s like mindless at this point he just routinely does it. it still surprises you to this day, even when he’s so nonchalant about it.

tsukishima kei; kisses your forehead. tsukki is not too big on pda, and even privately he’s not very touchy feely either tbh. but just a simple peck on your forehead grounds you, and it’s a small reminder of the fact that despite his outward coldness, he really does love you. he rarely does it in front of others, but sometimes, he’ll indulge both you and him, and settle a small kiss on your temple just randomly.

asahi azumane; anime jesus always has a hair tie/clip carried around for you on his wrist/in his pockets. i mean he’s always needing them, he just stocks up when he starts dating you. somehow he’s always there when you’re frustrated with your hair all over the place what a savior. later on it evolves to him carrying around your scrunchie and yes the boys make fun yes he blushes but no he does not take it off.

tanaka ryunosuke; carries you on his back, or your things, when you’re too tired to walk. whether that be if you’re too tired because of your heels or you’re just lazy, he just loves helping you out what a respectful gentleman. honestly it just becomes that every time he sees you he like barricades over to you so quick and flips you onto his shoulder or spins you around. anyways. walking with tanaka means walking empty handed bc he will never let you carry anything. ( shifts pile of bags on one arm just to hold your hand ).

hinata shoyo; learns hairstyles to try on you. whether it be short hair or long hair, expect his youtube search history to look a lot like “how to make a french braid” or “cute hairstyles for short hair for your cute girlfriend”. he’s always so entranced by you and watches so carefully whenever you do anything on your hair, and he gets do excited whenever you let him try and he gets it right. also !!! a lot of the times you’ll sit between his legs and he’ll just softly card his fingers through your hair or lightly braid it.

yamaguchi tadashi; buys you flowers a lot. he doesn’t overdo it, just so it doesn’t lose its value and worth. but for example, mondays suck ass and he knows how much you hate them, so he always makes sure to either leave a single rose on your desk/in your locker or give it to you himself if he can. it’s so endearing and motivating honestly, and the constant reminder every once in a while is so cute. continues to do it even like 3 years in, which is so fkn sweet honestly.

nekoma ━━

kuroo tetsurō; plans the best dates. seriously. like not one moment spent with him is dull. i don’t think being with kuroo entails a high energy relationship, i just mean that even a walk in the park is fun with him. he also always knows when to plan a fancy dinner and when it’s just something casual. like he always puts in so much effort, gives 120%, for every date with you. is your favorite band/singer/artist in town? he’s got tickets. the weather is amazing? you’re going to the beach. you’re sleep deprived? nap dates. 10/10

kozume kenma; he teaches you how to play his games. the fact that he’s letting you touch the console in itself says enough, but whenever he buys a new one, and learns it thoroughly enough, he will always sit by you and teach you its ways. picture you sitting in his lap while he guides your hands <333 if you’re not a gamer, he’s actually v flattered by the fact you’re willing to sit through this w him. but if you are a gamer, expect daily competitions. oh and if you beat him? you’re dead to him :).

haiba lev; instead of reaching for things that you’re too short for to grab it himself, he just lifts you up lmfao. i mean w the way he teases yaku, i can imagine he’d be v teasing with you as well if you’re even an inch shorter than him. but fret not! it’s all in the name of love. he’s very loving though, and if he sees you struggling he’ll just wordlessly hoist you up from your waist or something. at first it’s terrifying, but later on it just makes you giggle cause he’s like so willing to do it and it’s effortless for him hehe.

yaku morisuke; always makes sure you’re taking care of yourself, but kinda aggressively? lmao anyways. like he’s always “babe have u eaten” and if u say no expect him to start yelling like “what do you mean no??? are you insane???” v dramatic but honestly <333 he’s always texting you after parting ways “did you get home safe” or on weekends where he cant meet you, he’s asking how it was, if you indulged yourself a bit, relaxed. it’s very sweet and he makes sure it’s not overbearing. he just wants his baby to be healthy and happy.

yamamoto taketora; walks on the side with the cars. it’s not a very noticeable thing, but you see it, and you recognize it. he makes sure he’s always walking where cars are speeding by, a hand on the small of your back guiding you away and to the other side of him. it’s the little notions of protectiveness like if he’s driving and stops suddenly, he’ll put a hand out to keep you from lurching forward, he pushes you gently out of the way before you bump into someone. things like that.

aoba johsai ━━

oikawa tōru; he doodles in your notebooks, or on your skin. if you have class with him, and sit next to him, he’ll always be doodling on your notebook like little hearts or stupid, cute things like your initials + his in a heart. or if you’re at a study date together, and you’re focused on your laptop screen, he’ll leave little encouraging messages on your notes for you to notice when you’re revising. sometimes you’ll be sitting with him at lunch or even if you’re out w him and a bunch of other people, and he happens to have a pen. expect a little smiley face on your inner wrist, or a heart plus his initials ( o.t. )

iwaizumi hajime; he helps you take off your make up/takes it off for you. if you’re too sleepy, he’ll just take the products he’s used to seeing you use and start following it step by step after he props you up next to the sink. while he stands between your thighs he just so gently starts rubbing at your skin and washing away the make up. if you’re already asleep, he’ll have to like google the steps oh my god im gonna cry hes so cute. if you don’t necessarily wear make up, then he’ll just help you do your nightly routine, or even your shower routine, like using a body scrub or a face mask or, bruh, even shaving lmfao.

hanamaki takahiro; saves everything you buy/send/make him. i mean everything. has literally over two thousand photos of you, all the polaroids or postcards are saved in a little box he has under his bed. anything you make him (unless it’s edible) he has. if you make him a small embroidery thing he will literally attach it to his sports bag or something. any chain you make him is automatically added to his keychain. that flower crown you made with him on one of your first dates? he still has it. the flowers are dead but the memory loves babyyyy

matsukawa issei; carries extra clothes of his for you to borrow. hey have i mentioned that mattsun is big? 😃 because he is 😃. meaning regardless of your size or height or whatever, his clothes will drown you <3 i see him as preferring more oversized or just loose shirts rather than tight ones, so yk. on you???? if y’all are just hanging out and you even think about being slightly cold — here have five options of mattsun’s clothes to choose from. he always makes sure they smell like him too. it’s self indulgent really, because he loves the way they look on you, and he loves that it leaves a trace of his scent on you. territorial? i think yes.

fukurodani ━━

bokuto kōtarō; always hugs you like it’s the last time he’ll see you. sometimes, even if he doesn’t know it, you need his hugs badly. y’all are gonna try and tell me bokuto doesn’t give the best fkn hugs??? yeah get outta here with that bs. he SO does. he either kneels down and wraps his arms around your waist, picks you up, and spins you around, like he hasn’t seen you in 3 years, or he’ll just wrap his arms around your neck and pull your head to his chest, cradling it, and just sighing like he won’t see you for the next 3 years. his hugs always make you feel so much better, even if you weren’t feeling down to begin with.

akaashi keiji; plays with your hands and caresses them. it’s the delicate feel and gentleness of it all. akaashi’s generally an anxious person, leaving him very fidgety. but once you two get together, and he starts being comfortable with you, expect to find your hand always between the two of his, just fondling with him. he’ll trace random figurines on the back of your hand, or have his fingers ghost over your wrist and up to your fingertips. if his hands are especially shaky, expect him to just grab one of your yours and hold it tightly between the grasp of two of his. it conveys trust, and all you have to do is kiss his knuckles gently and he’s melting.

konoha akinori; he has your reminders app linked with his, and sneaks in small, motivating messages. every once in a while you’ll get a notification from the app that tells you to drink water or have a snack (or text konoha he’s bored and he misses you). also always sends you pictures to distract you from stress. like it could literally just be a picture of him smiling with a thumbs up and you’d just ,,, melt bc you love him so much.

shiratorizawa ━━

ushijima wakatoshi; he has so many plants that are named after you, or your nicknames, and he’s like so gentle with them too. like strokes their petals and speaks to them so softly, the same way he does with you. you’re honestly so curious how he hasn’t run out of names, but he’s just a genius like that. whenever you go over to his place, and he’s bought a new one, he’ll take your hand and guide you to where it’s growing and just be like “look it’s baby y/n” and you just 🥺🥺🥺

semi eita; he has a playlist on his phone, that’s constantly being updated, for you and him to listen to. the first time he showed it to you, you were stargazing and he took out his phone and headphones and was like “i made a playlist for you wanna list” and every part of your body lit up in flames im not joking. now, a lot of the times, you’re coming back home on a train, and your head is on his shoulder and you’re sharing headphones listening to the playlist. when either one of you is driving you’re blasting it (a lot of the playlist is the hsm soundtrack)

satori tendō; tendo reads people so well, and being in a relationship with him means he will read you so well. so a lot of the times, in social situations, he’ll recognize the signs of you wanting to leave, for example, or if someone’s bothering you, he’ll know exactly how to approach it too. this also entails having a lotta inside jokes hehe, and also just like. talking with your eyes. yk that thing. yeah. all you have to do is look at him a certain way, and he just knows exactly what you just said.

goshiki tsutomu; he buys the both of you this small plushie, and whenever you’re missing each other you just. squish it. and he squishes his. he would rather die than let anyone know this, but you’re not too keen on letting anyone know yourself tbh. it’s just this little thing you have, and it means a lot more to you than just this. when he first bought it he was like “look we have matching plushies” and you passed away on the spot ❤️

shirabu kenjirō; loves trying out new recipes with you. he’s not too big on cooking or baking, but there’s just something about doing it with you that really — hits the spot yk. nowadays, whenever he comes across a new recipe on social media that he thinks you’ll like he just automatically sends it to you like with no words no texts just the post and you’re like “OMG CAN WE DO THIS” and he’s like “why else would i send it. yes we can :)” hvskwkeke

end note; thank you sm for the love on my last two posts!! i’m glad you guys enjoyed them sm. if you have any requests, they’re open and i’m happy to deliver, mwah!

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