#fantastic idea actually

[beforeimdeceased]

they should invent a butch hooters (i would go bankrupt)

[mysterioushistorian]

i mixed up two things that i love: scarecrows and gamzee makara. the result? FUCKING MAGNIFICENT.

+ bonus: shitty doodle

[jojotier]

Thinking about a dunmesh stuck au but not even like the plot or anything im just thinking of how insane it must look to the island lord when an adventuring party of 12- including an ogre of wild strength, a werecat beastman, 2 piscine demihumans with expensive tastes, an elf with a chainsaw, a gnome who seems to actively resent how attune to spirits he is, a spirit-attuned tallman obsessed with collecting monster bones, a kobold clown bard, etc- all headed by a single foulmouthed extremely loud half foot who they all are completely loyal to somehow. everyones placing bets on how long until a power struggle destroys the party meanwhile if anything happened to karkat the other 11 would kill Everyone In The Dungeon And Then Each Other

[crowlipso]

So, an idea I just thought of. Astarion is being canon as girl dad. But Gale. In fact. Is definitely girl dad. Why? Because Tim Downie who voices Gale. Has two young daughters. (He says it in my cameo on my Tumblr) and it would be hella rad to see Gale with two daughters with your tav. A mix of both personalities will be wild. Haha it's an idea. But I'll let you do the rest. You can check out the video on my Tumblr if you want to. 😊 plus your art is amazing (I was the one with the phantom of the Opera idea)

Girl Dad indeed. Meet Morena and Clio Dekarios (can you guess which one is Merena. Which one is Clio? lmao).

[chase-ing-shadows]

AU where Atreus gets stuck as a bear and him and Sindri have to go on a brother bear style adventure to make him human again.

also open to the idea that this happens after Ragnarok and this is the story of how Atreus and Sindri reconnect

[unopenablebox]

i admit that i find it a little bit frustrating how Wildly Astonished other antizionist jews act when i tell them my israeli jewish family have lived in the region since [some unknown length of time before 1800 when there start being records about it]

[the-badger-mole]

My brain just birthed a new pet theory (also, I was discussing it with some people on Discord. If any of you guys are seeing this, holla!!!). Aang is the only one really in character in the comics. His selfishness, short-sightedness and lack of empathy fall in line with his character in the rest of the series. What if instead of gaining "energybending", Aang actually got reality bending abilities, like in the "Legends" episode of Justice League?

One person involved in the discussion (who is free to reblog and add their full take if they want) suggested that Aang actually lost the fight with Ozai, and everything after that is what he's imagining while he's lost in the Fog in the spirit world. That is an idea that's just chock full of angsty goodness, if that's what you're into. I went in a different direction with it, though.

My plot bunny went down the "Aang bends reality because Katara chose Zuko instead" hole. It makes sense. Aang, as he's set up in the main series, would not just quietly accept his 4Ev@ GuRRRRLLllLL not picking him. Yes, him having an uncontrolled AVATAR STATE hissy fit is on the table, but if something- like the lionturtle- gave him the ability to control reality, that's absolutely something he'd take advantage of. That's the reason why justice seeking, won't turn her back on those in need Katara won't stand ten-toes down when Aang suggests anti-miscegenation. It also explains why Zuko who told his father "the Fire Nation spreading it's greatness is a lie" is suddenly onboard with colonialism. And why he seems to suddenly be flirting with Ozai's brand of villainy after everything he's been through. It also explains Sokka's sudden random aversion to fur...

Which ever way you want to go with it, though, it certainly explains why everyone is suddenly OOC except Aang.

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

Post ROTTMNT season 2 au where Mikey overhears Splinter talking about his past relationship with Big Mama with Leo and like wishing that his last real romance hadn't ended on such a bad note.

Mikey decides to Do Something About This.

But instead of trying to redeem Big Mama (which he's still TOTALLY planning on doing, just not now) he reasons that what Splinter REALLY needs is to Get His Mojo Back!

SO he decides to set him up on a series of blind dates in the Hidden City.

All of these dates are of course ruined in a myriad of horrible and hilarious ways; the waiter trips into the table, the boys (who are spying on this) not-so-accidentally drive the date off, at least one date is so terrible that they drive SPLINTER off, etc.

This all accumulates with Splinter being even more depressed than he was before the dates, sad and outside the restaurant in the rain.

Only for an umbrella to suddenly block the rain, and a charming Yokai woman about Splinter's age holds out a hand.

They go to a nearby bar and start talking, it turns out she's a former actress who used to star in action flicks on the surface with a cloaking broach she rented out, so they have plenty in common.

They both have a grand old time, laughing and chatting about their glory days, never going to in depth to preserve that magic.

At the end of the night they part ways, but the yokai leaves a card with Splinter saying he can call her again sometime, maybe they can go out sometime.

The card is simple, elegant, and has in bold, curly letters her name:

Tang Shen

[rice-ballin]

romano angst with religious imagery and theming

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Reg life series bit everything/everyone is narrated/voiced by 5am(4am?) Pearl

"And here we see... a wild Grian... in his natural habitat..."

[synonymroll648]

sokeefitz au where keefe is a magician, fitz is his assistant (who also learned how to sword swallow just to occasionally upstage keefe at his show's because he's petty but doesn't know how to pull a quarter from someone's ear), and sophie is marella's newest friend that's getting dragged to one of keefe's magic shows and holy wow ok marella was not kidding about the magician and his assistant being hot. cue keefe pulling roses out of his sleeve for sophie midshow because he knows a cutie when he sees one (after getting a subtle okay from fitz, who is his boyfriend but most people only know about the childhood friends part). and fitz getting to know her after the curtains close and asking her if she wants to hang out sometime. and keefe crashing that meetup when it happens halfway through because he can't help himself and knows fitz won't mind.

and them becoming friends that hang out a lot outside of shows, and sophie being keefe's most reliable regular. that DEFINITELY aren't flirting, marella, c'mon, fitz leaving out scarves for her to steal at their apartment she now frequents more than her own and learning her favorite treats to bake for her and keefe constantly throwing his arm around her and complimenting her w/ ten million winks is strictly platonic in this context

[sukimas]

yukari and yuuka are kind of foils as youkai-like youkai where a great number things yukari does are carefully considered in service to that goal. and yuuka just got up one day, started blasting, and never stopped. she will do whatever she wants forever, without thinking about it in the slightest.

[blimbo-buddy]

see the thing is that Mother Mother has some good songs, it's just that everybody focuses on the few batch of songs that are boring to listen to now

[palossssssand]

guns that hate texas

[bookshelf-in-progress]

It's so nice to have this tiny little selection of WIPs to prioritize. Really helps me to keep my focus where it should be.

Wait, what's this?

IT'S A LONG-ABANDONED WIP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!

[noxexistant]

alex james hatton oscar: has a complex relationship with his uncle wiesel including elements of fawn response, laughing at his jokes and smiling at him to visibly try and keep him in a good mood, but still glancing anxiously at him to keep an eye on him and assess his mood, and largely keeps morris away from him

owen stringer oscar: