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[quinnallerton]

My twelve year old is getting bullied at her new school.

Tonight I taught her the meaning of “Fuck around and find out.”

We’ll see what the next few days bring.

[c-kiddo]

transmasc he/she lesbo beau . tgirl cad (any pronoun stay silly). dilfy fat tguy fjord . tgirl jes. autistic aas fuck nonbinary yasha (never heard of gender). uh .etc (im shoving each of these concepts into my mouth and eating them after i say them)

[dragonagitator]

Gale Dekarios / Modern Girl in Faerun BG3 fanfic snippets & ideas

I've begun writing my very first fanfic, a "Modern Girl in Faerun" author self-insert for Baldur's Gate 3 in the tradition of the "Modern Girl of Thedas" fanfics for Dragon Age.

Premise: A woman who has played a lot of BG3 is transported to the world of BG3, where she uses her foreknowledge of events to pretty much obliterate canon. End game is Gale/MGIF romance, but at an even slower burn than in canon because he thinks she's batshit crazy.

It'll be a very long while before I'll be ready to begin posting chapters on AO3 because I'm writing the scenes out of order whenever inspiration strikes instead of chronologically. But I've been posting occasional snippets and ideas to Tumblr as I go, so here's a pinned post where I'll add links to that stuff in case someone wants to read a bunch of disjointed crap from a WIP.

Criticism is very welcome! I've never written a fanfic before so I fully expect it to be terrible, and I'd much appreciate any feedback that would help make it less terrible before the final draft goes up on AO3.

Scenes & Dialogue Snippets:

Is the somatic component an erection?

Um... what language is that?

200 gold, same as in town

How can you have the word ‘lesbian’ with no Lesbos and no Sappho?

Make. Me. A. Better. Offer.

Should I be jealous of Withers, Gale? I know he's your type.

The Book of Erotic Fantasy

Plot Ideas:

Fucked-up idea for why Gale has abs

I just wanted to fuck a hot wizard but now I have homework

Timeline of major events during Gale Dekarios's lifetime

Gale's and Tara's search for a cure to his condition was a race against time for them both

Gale was picked up in Yartar while headed north to die

The lack of Gale Dekarios / Modern Girl in Faerun author self-insert fanfics is killing me

The nautiloid could have plausibly realm-jumped to Earth

Soulless by Toril standards

Wizard of Waterdeep, meet Wizard of Excel!

Astarion is the only companion who immediately believes the MGIF

Traded My Spoons For Knives

Teamwork makes dream work, and my author self-insert dreams of taking a bath

There's only one God you should be worshipping, his name is Ed Greenwood

I'll be asking Withers to respec me from Accountant to Sorcerer at the earliest opportunity

Crippling existential crisis

I am receiving the Shovel Talk from a flying cat

Where's the CIA when you need them?

How to help Karlach in your post-game fix-it fics

Show us on the Waterdeep map where Gale's tower is???

My Big Fat Greek Wedding / Mamma Mia / Dragon Heist mashup

Oh, so you're the local Goddess of Magic? Well, let me introduce you to Hecate and Freyja and the Morrigan and Isis and...

I've already come up with at least three sequels

Tara would be all over Tav's baby bump

Waterdeep needs the Freedom of Information Act

Speedrunning the Enlightenment

Elminster's portal to Earth seems like an easier way home than asking Lae'zel to please hijack me another nautiloid

Gale as a "Faerun Character in Modern Earth"

[selena-tyler-564]

PRETTY N PINK

Warning: oral fem receiving,kinky, and errors I may have missed

(Black)fem x Alexa

I’m just gonna go down the list, and next is Alexa

(Not my gif)

8:45pm

You watch from across the bar Alexa throwing back shots and talking/laughing loudly with her friends.you and Alexa had only been on one date that had been ruined after the waitress spilled your drinks all over you guys. You and Alexa still talked and texted mostly flirting and sending mix signals to each other, but you wanted more……..

You must have been staring because when you looked up Alexa was getting up and walking towards you. You tried to grab your purse and walk towards the bathroom but Alexa grabbed you hand making you turn around.

“Were are you going” Alexa said as she let go of your hand “I-I um I was going to the bathroom ” you stutter “why, so you can rub your little pathetic pussy to the thought of me” your face got hot as you looked to the floor “I saw how you smiled and started at me from across the bar”

“No sorry it just…” you thought for a moment were you really gonna tell Alexa that you had and big fat crush on her. “WELL WHAT WAS IT” Alexa yelled starting to get a bit frustrated with you. Suddenly the alcohol was speaking for you “I HAVE A FAT ASS LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU ALEXA” you yelled back.

Alexa paused for a second before she brought her mouth as close as possible to your ear “me too” your eyes widen as you stare in to her icy blues and she stares back in to your chocolatey browns. Alexa wraps her hands around your waist as you hold her face.

She starts to slide her head down to your curvy body until she reached your thick ass squeezing it lightly. The only thing you could think of was Alexa so much so you forgot you were still at the bar until Bailey yelled “GO GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU LESBOS” Alexa glared at Bailey before whispering in your ear “go get your stuff because when we get in this room I’m gonna have my way with you”

You got your stuff as Alexa called a Uber back to the hotel. You walked right over to Alexa and realize that you were staying at the same hotel.

At the hotel 

When you guy got to the hotel you guys could barely contain yourselves looking back-and-forth at each other, smiling in excitement. As soon as the elevator door closed, Alexs jumped on you kissing you passionately as you kissed back both your hands, roaming all over each other’s body.

The elevator opened and you and Alexa basically sprinted to the room. The door clicked open and Alexa locked it behind you guys. You sat on the bed, taking off your heels before Alexa jumped back on you, kissing you pinning you to the bed.

Alexas roaming hands made their way up your dress. Before you stopped her warning that you hadn’t shaved, drunk Alexa said “I don’t give a damn those Coco Brown lips and pink cunt is still gonna taste good.

Alexa pull your panties down before completely undressing herself As her pretty pink tits, bounce down. Your mouth fell open as she giggled “your turn 🤭” she replied. You did as she instructed and took off your dress and bra for her you see you coco curves

“You’re beautiful, now go ahead and lay back on the bed” she said. You did as she said you squeezed your thighs together as you were still a bit insecure about the hair alexa saw and got real close to you face and said “look honey I’m a grown ass women your a grown ass women hair is hair it completely natural and shouldn’t bother either of us OK” okay

“Now spread those thighs for me baby” you opened your legs and Alexa spread them wider before kneeling in between your legs looking up to make sure you were ok

Alexa began to kiss your inner thighs then lick your outer lips before pressing a hard kiss on your clit making your moan. With that, Alexa started to suck on your clit.teasing your Glory hole with her middle and ring finger pushing her fingers in as she continued to suck your clit driving you crazy

as Alexa pumped her fingers in and out you Buckled your hips against Alexa, making you a moaning mess. Alexa when removed her lips and put her thumb on your clit gently rubbing it “ohh your so gay your gonna cum on my fingers aren’t you, you little slut. Come on cum for mama”

Alexs’s words made you cum all over her face shocking her “damn baby I said cum not ruin my make up” she giggled wiping her face. Alexa set up and got on to bed next to you before whispering in your ear

“have you ever scissored before”

No

“Your going to love it”

The End🩷

Not really “the end” just teasing you Little sluts…………again 😩

Please tell me if you want to be tagged or removed

@romanthereigns @harmshake @rhea-ripley @moonwolfprincess-blog @alexablisshq

[downforthegas]

Which lesbo fart porn do you like? Is there any that you watch over again?

There's honestly so many, it's not even funny.

I like these two long Selena Loca compilations, one of which has her naked, playfully dancing around while farting constantly, and another that has her pants halfway down and omg you can see her cheeks rippling when she farts like in a cartoon (its really fucking good) and omg there's some of her farting in the bathtub and ripping long farts in her underwear/naked

Then there's a comp of Jenna Kitten farting in red, lacy underwear (lacy underwear, my beloved), and sometimes she pulls them down halfway (uuuggggghhhhhh!!!!!!) and FUCKING BLASTS THESE REALLY GOOD BASSY FARTS THROUGH HER FAT CHEEKS OMG holy shit its great

along with bassy farts, I also really like this one by Emma Ink where she's wearing a really short, white dress and she's ripping these really long, long, long farts through her naked cheeks, like dude, they're barely even 10 seconds apart and she'll rip one 30 second blast after another like she's just constantly churning gas.

Then there's this one where this woman (i think her name is Mandy) where she spreads her cheeks in front of the camera and keeps ripping small toots back to back and ends it with a loud, airy fart, and she's so playful and confident about it

Then there's LoveRachelle (HOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOY!) NO MATTER WHAT VID IT IS, ITS GONNA MAKE ME CUM! Seriously she's gotta be my favorite, and sometimes she even farts so hard and long she sharts herself. Her gas is so loud and explosive. My fave one is her lying on her stomach and reading while farting, and the one with her ripping wet farts while sitting with just underwear.

Oh and Natasha F is really good cause all her farts are sbds (which are sooooo fucking hot) and she had one of her farting after eating chili dogs and omg her first fart is just a large, quiet gust of wind from her ass omfg you even see her asshole open up before releasing that

But that was just the solo stuff. lets get on to the girl on girl

there's one of these two women (i think one is just called Queen of Farts) and they're both wearing black tank tops and skin colored pantyhose while blasting these really gross, rank farts. THEY EVEN PUT THEIR ASSES TOGETHER AND FART! Those are SOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking good. I LOVE seeing that in fart porn. I've seen plenty of that stuff on twitter

Then there's two of this ssbbw sitting on the face of a skinny girl and totally dominating her with her gas. The farts are small, but the reactions she gets out of the skinny girl are really what gets me. I wish i remembered the names of the women though. i think one of them is names Kasey or Kelsey

There's also a lot of fart audios I like, but there's soooooooooooo many there, I'd rather not waste more time listing them all. Thanks for asking though

[dodgedriftdietrying]

Gay men got it right. I as a lesbo need to draw for fat buff women with body hair and fangs that everyone wants to fuck. That shit rules.

[gloopdimension]

forgive the huge asks thread AHAHHDSF but YES absolutely, I can see the squishier fat for Desmu and bulk type fat for gorma (which btw, I'm absolutely weak for and I'm myself trying 2 bulk for That Bod). I have drawn gorma as muscular yes but it was long ago enough that I had not achieved yet the Thick Art, yannow? Skinny queen/king/liege is Wayne forever ofc. Somnosa also, I've seen a lot of Small Skinny Kid but never Round(tm) and it's so so so so so good. Absolutely based also lesbian wayne/somnosa, but heck honestly all you draw is based, I'm very happy you post your stuff and I get to see it 🧡🧡🧡

YOP id totally have another go at drawin biggorma. True as fuck btw wayne is our legendary tall as fuck skinny freak. AND YEAH i see a lot of peoples somsnosa interps like that!:) im happy they like their interps though its not a thing i personally like too much, i think its alright for somsnosa to be fat and Visibly Old.. BUT THANK YOUUUUUUU yes.. everyone in waynecrew is a lesbo in my beautiful mind..

[sanfielle]

peopel unfolowing/blocking me for this ... GOOD. keel over whiel youre at it. nto liking men is so fucking freeing adn i love beinga fat hairy lesbo. i love all other lesbos taht dont like men. i thibk the manhating dykes rule. 🧡💛🤍💗💖 I THINKITS LESBOPHOBC WE DONT HAVE THE PINK HEART ON DESKTOP OS I CAN PUT IT EREH TO MAKE THE DYKE FLAG.WTF

[jiraikwei]

my parents really dont care

its like they literally cant do anything but insult me lmao . when i was fat i couldnt do shit without my parents pinching me or asking if i was heading to the kitchen or teasing me in public at restaurants . 40lbs down and they dont say shit about it . literally nothing. i go from barely getting 70's in math to having a 4.0 GPA and they dont give a fuck they literally ignored me when i told them . they call my art dogshit and ugly and then they brag about my painting that got into an art contest to my extended family and put it on a fuckass mug , never said anything to ME abt the painting though . my mom hated my hair , put it in ponytails and told me i could participate in that crazy hair day thing at schoolif i just let my hair down and i literally believed her brah . she still hates my hair btw she wont stop hating it unless i straighten it until its fried like her hair cuz shes a self hating spic . like she had curly hair and got it permanently straightened isnt that crazy i literally grew up not knowing where my hair type came from cuz both my parents had straight / way hair

another thinf is my dad is really trad ? kinda ? like he expects me to marry a man and be successful which kinda sucks cuz im a lesbo . he rants abt how i have to be young but not too young when i get married because if i marry too young ill regret it and if i marry in my late 20's no man will want me cuz im 2 oldd . he literally said everybody is out to get me and ruin my life and i can only trust my parents . also he's unironically schizo and thinks jewish people control the world . also he had some sort of anger issues but i think they unironically got cured when his expensive ahh sportscar got stolen like i think that genuinely humbled him cuz ive only seen him genuinely tweak out since then and that was at minecraft

[orangeconsumer]

lesbo😂😂😂

kill yourself you fat fucking tranny

[zumpietoo]

Meanwhile....Minx Season 2

Thus far, largely a disaster and also.....not especially feminist (and veering into a mite racist):

A) Joyce being sometimes a bit Alice in Wonderland worked nicely in season 1---season 2 has her smugly "getting everything she's ever wanted" (seemingly cuz makes a nice poster girl for "the pretty feminist"), in the most entitled, useless fashion.....and turns out, she's still blindly naive, in fact a fucking dumbass

B) Her sister's lesbian leanings are channeled into "writing" about her experiences as the leader of a suburban swinging cult, which oddly, has everybody happy until she, again, becomes hung up on Bambi. Because apparently you can't possibly be unfulfilled/whatever in your marriage without it being cuz you're a seekrit lesbo (of which her husband seems amazingly/weirdly supportive and kind about).

C) Tina, a black woman, is depicted as unspeakably entitled, selfish and uncaring/unconcerned about the company she helped found now being stripped apart----because she thinks it still promises her advancement. While I think it's supposed to be "bad ass", she's routinely shown as bossy/controlling, lacking a filter/tact, rude and bitchy.

D) New character Constance, who's bankrolled all this is entitled, bitchy, a total user of everybody and painfully duplicitous.

Also weirdly? None of these women are shown to have any sort of creative vision/innovation, repeatedly rejecting ideas that would go on to be huge successes within mere years (e.g. Jack's concept of male strippers/burlesque for ladies is immediately rejected out of hand).

Conversely, Jack is now presented as the level headed voice of reason, able to suss out treachery and I, strongly suspect, was driving away entirely to find a way to rescue Bottom Dollar and the ladies from Constance's treachery before it happens/their inflated lady egos (each and every one of them easily led and believing whatever smoke she blows up their asses).....

Similarly, teh ghey staff photographer heroically declines to escape the police raid, finding a new voice/art in capturing the fuzz's brutality on nude gay models....

And Joyce's brother-in-law continues to be the perfect, altruistic, open-minded and supremely tolerant husband.....as his wife cucks him with whomever and whatever lies handyyyy....

Sorry, but I don't see how any of this translates to "feminist". And it's a shame....last season, attacked all sorts of sacred cows/hypocrisy, but it did it effectively, this season is "wimmins iz bitches and if you let 'em do what they want, it's gonna wind up a big fat mess"

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