#fattocatto

[fattocatto-wizard]

Finally! After over a month of waiting, I’ve finally found the time to finish my tower and reveal it to you all!!

Here’s what it looks like: (sorry if my art is bad)

(Note: image is not to scale)

(Note: I am visible at the base of my tower in this image)

My tower is a cat tree! The tower is many stories tall and the parts of the tower are scaled up to accommodate medium humanoid beings at the same scale as a normal cat to a cat tree.

Getting up it without being able to parkour or being a master of teleportation is a big challenge. Most of the lower levels are easily accessible, however.

A fair warning; my tower has non-Euclidean geometry as certain rooms are bigger on the inside and may lead to rooms that were not previously there, rooms and platforms may move around when you aren’t looking, and you may be randomly transported to a different part of the tower without noticing.

Don’t expect to be getting anywhere important with that teleporting, however. You will not be brought anywhere that isn’t very different than your current position on the tower, and the upper levels are completely inaccessible via this method. Actually, when you’re climbing the upper levels, you may be teleported lower on the tower.

In the fields below it, I grow various herbs, potion ingredients, drugs, and other plants! Like catnip and weed! I do most of my alchemy on the first floor and the dungeon underneath.

The entire thing is covered in comfortable fluffy cat-tree cloth and I’ve enchanted the area to always be clear skies, and warm and sunny during the day and perfectly cool in the evening.

The sunsets here are absolutely stunning.

The front entrance is obviously locked and only I have the key, so please just knock on the metal knocker to the right of the door; it’s enchanted to allow me to hear it if I’m there. If I’m not there, it will alert you that I’m away and I do ask you to politely leave if I am not home. Unless I have invited you, then I will allow it to open for you beforehand.

The tower has been warded with a tall field of force that fits around the tower’s dimensions, so don’t expect to be flying in.

I’m always welcome for visitors, so feel free to visit whenever I’m around.

Only I can properly navigate the tower, unless I give someone access, which I may or may not do, depending on the circumstances.

The tower gets quite windy, but it’s never enough to affect you because of the enchanted weather. The wind is always a warm breeze.

My tower is situated to the northeast side of wizard island island, along the cliff side coast, just southeast of the gray wizard council local.

From my tower, I can see most of wizard island, however a small portion of the island is blocked by the volcano. (Ex. I can’t see the Pirate Cove, Necrobotanist’s Tower, Ari’s Cafe, and Breakfast Wizard’s Diner and Cafe)

Thanks for waiting patiently! Hope to see y’all around!

@mersinia @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @combustion-witch @average-void-wizard @odd-animated-armor @slymewitch @a-mushroom-dev @a-mushroom-wizard @mossy--wizard @mossthewizard @wizard-at-large @wizardothesea @wizard-island-island-smp @magical-bear-dubin @magical-fox @alchemical-overreaction @transtyranid @transgender-wizard @verylegalwizard @blooper-malte @aroace-wizard @good-wizard @good-wizard2 @gavamont @pollution-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @the-illegal-wizard-council @ashen-the-tiefling @the-necrobotanist @terrencetheshark14 @the-frog-wizard-leep @the-wozard-council @siley-the-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @sluttyambiguouswizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast

Sorry if I forgot someone!

Oh, and have a happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🌽🥧

[blownminded]

My cat might be a disgusting goblin but I sure do think she's neat #watercolorsketch #lasagnacat #foodpainting #catpainting #fatcat #fattocatto https://www.instagram.com/p/CpQGzfPvUTO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

cookout it starting. Here's what everyone brought

@ripleyalamode: cookies

@aroace-wizard: spaghetti and garlic bread

@amethyst-aster: fried squirrels and chipmunks dipped in sweet and sour sauce

@ratticus-overlord: Cheese

@good-wizard: pulled pork, fries, a deck of cards (the last one isn't food)

@verylegalwizard: something with slime

@skyethesapphicwolfwizard: Adobong Fae Atay

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast: bread

@sadcabbeagemanofthelake: vegetables (unspecified)

@exispencer-crisis: classic dragon recipe for both cake and cheesecake

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms: kiełbasa and czernina

@officialwizardnews: tamales

@irokie: mead

@be-gentle-with-littluns: lofthouse cookies

@a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat: mac n cheese

@littlepawzbigheart: mtn dew

@combustion-witch: nuclear bomb cupcakes

@wild-magic-wizard: breaded garlic

@crickled-thorn-thug: weird clusters of something

@fattocatto-wizard: dessert waffles (I had to add them back because they promised to not teleport the dimension)

@alchemical-overreaction: fireworks (not for eating)

@odd-animated-armor: Their own alcohol (didn't specify which kind)

@the-silliest-sorcerer: powdered fairy dumplings

@hnoc-system: allmeat dumplings (because they have every single type of meat. Including unkillable meat)

@lead-sorcerer: popcorn

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem: dinner pie

@aurelia-robowizard: enchanted strawberries

@helpfulapprentice: ice tea

@detective-disco: karaoke machine

we were also provided lemon tarts by @blooper-malte but sadly they couldn't make it

[lead-sorcerer]

It begins

The atmosphere in my usual cozy, jovial workshop has turned dire. And it’s not just because my hot cocoa machine is broken. Through the windows, a storm rages. We’re not sure how, the workshop IS underground, after all, but it doesn’t matter. Inside are five people:

@the-mighty-dalob

@fattocatto-wizard

@sorcererest-sorcerer

@not-a-suspicious-wizard

@the-random-wizard-from-space

And me, @lead-sorcerer.

“Let me explain what we’re here for.

About a week ago, many of my mining constructs went missing shortly after they uncovered a cavern. I got a glimpse of some mushroomy imagery before the connection was severed.”

*I readjust my sitting position*

“we’re here to make sure nothing dangerous is in there. For the moment, I’ve had to barricade that entire wing of the mine, and I need to get productivity back up. Now, any questions?”

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

*You see Catto outside your house, wearing his usual blue wizard hat with that mischievous spark in his eyes*

-@fattocatto-wizard

CATTO??

*Lepi dashes to you

It's been so long. Where did you go???

[viscerawizard]

The roof of the walmart echoes with coughs.

The vibe of the cookout has shifted, slowly, easily, with the smoothness of a fleet snake slipping into a lake.

Every clone of me, nineteen of them in total, is doubled over hacking up blood. Plates have been dropped. Something is in one of their mouths that squirms like it's still alive.

Their hair - normally purple - is streaked with a dark and brooding red.

Their robes, long and regal, are stained the same.

The long, typically purple and striped tails are undergoing the same manner of warping as the hair.

And then they start to hum and grumble, groan and mumble, all with the same voice at once, a scratchy thing, a violent thing shot through with a hunger deeper than deep.

@aroace-wizard @amethyst-aster @ratticus-overlord @good-wizard @verylegalwizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @exispencer-crisis @thewanderingshapebetweenrealms @officialwizardnews @be-gentle-with-littluns @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @littlepawzbigheart @combustion-witch @monsterfucker-research-wizard @wild-magic-wizard @crickled-thorn-thug @fattocatto-wizard @alchemical-overreaction @odd-animated-armor @the-silliest-sorcerer @hnoc-system @lead-sorcerer @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @aurelia-robowizard @helpfulapprentice @detective-disco @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime

[wizardislandisland-news]

The Daily Orb

Recently, about six adventurers have embarked to plunder a vault in the boiling hills, a boiling hot desert. The expedition ended in a battle with a… thing. Eyewitnesses say “terrifying” and “it was awesome”.

The loot includes a fortune in an as-of-yet unidentified currency, and a reddish-black metal with seemingly a conscious of its own.

Pollution blob roams island

@pollution-wizard’s Blob of pure pollution is currently roaming the island. You are advised to avoid this creature, as it is extremely dangerous.

Weather

Sunny with mild firebursts all around wizard island due to hatchlings. Light ashfall expected. Keep flammable items secure, as heat levels will rise significantly.

Local cat waged war with Mariah Carey

The local menace, @fattocatto-wizard , has waged war with Mariah Carey. After a hard-fought battle, they claim, quote:

We lost…

:,(

She was too strong for us…

She will plague this world for years to come…

Many have attempted to cheer the cat up, saying “there’s always next year” and “the songs aren’t that bad, anyways” to no avail.

Local mastermind makes work of art

Some of you may remember the marble imp. For those who have not seen it, @sorcererest-sorcerer has been working to create a beautiful replica on paper!

Island flipped

You may have slept through it if you use magicalfox’s sleep-tites, but the entire island was flipped over last night! The culprit: @magical-fox.

Strange figure loose

A strange figure has been roaming the island, claiming to be a sorcerer. As of yet, we don’t have enough information to know exactly what their intentions are, but stay safe out there.

What’s on the next page?

[druid-of-fungus]

It re-begins

“Of course. Catfolk are always stealing. One of the few things from my life I do remember. You keep dangerous company, newcomers.“

@fattocatto-wizard @not-a-suspicious-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-random-wizard-from-space @sorcererest-sorcerer

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Hello, I’m the friendly wizard _____. My name got taken by a fey prince but it hasn’t really hampered my life. Anyways I am new to this wider wizard community and would like to get along. I have a magic book, a cart, and a friend. His name is Jerry, he is a fungus colony that has taken over my magic book and acts sort of as my patron. He…is a little weird but great fun.”

*sound of an explosion in the background, a book flys by being chased by goblin shamans casting fire ball*

“He is…”

“He is fine.”

“Anyways, I am here to sell goods and make a small profit. If you need something I’ll see what I can do : ) ”

“Also apparently I helped smuggle an amnesiac @fattocatto-wizard out of the city in my wagon. That was a shock, though he was just a cat.

Character Cheat sheet

( 3 currency to 16 silver crowns and 2 copper crowns)

(Current balance 76,875.750001 currency, one penny, 23 meat pucks, 14 pounds, 2 gold coins one with Julius Cesar on it, 3 naturally-grown mana stones, 2 highly enchant able metal pieces, and one bar, 1 special bug corpse, 675 gold, silver 13, 70 aus, 5kg silver, magic dirt house size. 24 counterfeit currency. Moss/lichen-coded bio stone. An inverse cold torch. 99 BG silver. EMERALD LINCOLN, GOLDEN CARROT, 200 SALTED MEAT DISKS, 200 POLISHED ROCKS, 82 FIGET SPINNERS!, A FULLY EQUIPPED LICH'S DUNGEON, and a cardboard box (magic black marble).” Invisibility stone, a bundle of drake feathers, quantum locked rock, raw gold. 9 Gold coming from the green goblin empire, 50 mushrooms, 92 secret society emblem. 5 trans enchanted gold coins, 2 skull coin, ancient lost civilization fragment, 5 glistening green metallic coin, 31 writhing bugs of gold)

(Currently holding baby frost dragon.)

(Jerry’s balance 13 gold, a fancy rock, 1 coin, flower petals (snacks for later), harpy eyes, feathers, vocal cords, and talons)

(Warlocks of Jerry @fungal-boy-witch-yay @ignisuadaroleplay @life-is-okay-rn2 I think that is who it was…)

(Possessions - wealth stone, Antidote stone)

Owner of membership cards

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@the-final-knight-2

@confused-sorcerer

@bi-gender-sorcerer

@the-mighty-dalob

@detectivewizzard

@goblin-wizard-in-the-making

@serious-tabaxi

@weltreths-wanderings

@ignisuadaroleplay (will)

@shittest-wizard-ever

@wizard-wylin-wylerian

@akronus-and-associates (the primordials)

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@hallowed-the-silver-gun

@jormungand-seas-champion

@crow-natures-wrath

@antros-ember-of-fear

@akronus-the-redeemed

@clockwork-time-watcher

@aldira-born-anew

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@wizard-ghost

@yeast-wizard

@crickled-thorn-thug

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Perks

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5% off all purchases

Special requested items

More favorable bartering

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[good-wizard]

H-hi...we...uh...*hiding itself in shadow* @fattocatto-wizard sent us to... well you...

What is it? *He steps closer a little*

[fattocatto-wizard]

@akronus-the-insane I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COCAINE AND I AM STARTING TO FEELL THE EFFECTS!!!

NYEEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEEE!!!!!

I AM HIGHER THAN THE GODS THEMSELVES!!!

(And by “higher,” I mean in terms of drug usage, not metaphorical power.)

[a-squirrel-wizard]

*You see a fluffy golden-tan cat staring at you hungrily*

-@fattocatto-wizard2

"Oh hello there, you wouldn't happen to be looking for a quest?", the squirrel says warily while backing away and preparing to cast a spell

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

oh also um!! Any wizardblr blogs you think I should interact with?

Hmm…

There’s @fattocatto-wizard, @the-mighty-dalob, @f4y3w00d5, @the-random-wizard-from-space, @lead-sorcerer, @good-wizard, and @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

They’re all fun folk if you haven’t met them before!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

currently the people going to the cookout are

me: grilling dragon burgers and sausages

@ripleyalamode: cookies

@aroace-wizard: spaghetti and garlic bread

@amethyst-aster: fried squirrels and chipmunks dipped in sweet and sour sauce

@ratticus-overlord: Cheese

@good-wizard: pulled pork, fries, a deck of cards (the last one isn't food)

@verylegalwizard: something with slime

@skyethesapphicwolfwizard: Adobong Fae Atay

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast: bread

@sadcabbeagemanofthelake: vegetables (unspecified)

@exispencer-crisis: classic dragon recipe for both cake and cheesecake

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms: kiełbasa and czernina

@officialwizardnews: tamales

@irokie: mead

@be-gentle-with-littluns: lofthouse cookies

@a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat: mac n cheese

@littlepawzbigheart: mtn dew

@combustion-witch: nuclear bomb cupcakes

@wild-magic-wizard: breaded garlic

@crickled-thorn-thug: weird clusters of something

@fattocatto-wizard: dessert waffles (I had to add them back because they promised to not teleport the dimension)

@alchemical-overreaction: fireworks (not for eating)

@odd-animated-armor: Their own alcohol (didn't specify which kind)

@the-silliest-sorcerer: powdered fairy dumplings

@hnoc-system: allmeat dumplings (because they have every single type of meat. Including unkillable meat)

@lead-sorcerer: popcorn

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem: dinner pie

@aurelia-robowizard: enchanted strawberries

@helpfulapprentice: ice tea

@detective-disco: karaoke machine

if you're on this list as "bringing ???" Please state what you'll be bringing for better planning. We also have some lemon tarts provided by @blooper-malte-2 (for some reason it wasn't letting me tag him normally). This is being hosted on top of the Walmart

It's been over for a week

[wizard-island-island-smp]

@monsterfucker-research-wizard @gobodegoblin @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @combustion-witch @aroace-wizard @panem-crustus @terrencetheshark14 @wizard-island-trading-co @lixorloveslicorice @deathheadlunarmoth @wizard-detective-apprentice @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @nebulaaaaaa @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @wizardvalshadar @detectivewizzard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @verylegalwizard @8s-wizard-railroading-blog @carnivalwizard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @blank0s @mersinia @extra-ace-wizard @pollution-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @mynaemtony @chaos-familiar @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @wizard-wylin-wylerian @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @redavatar101 @the-frog-wizard-leep @bobbyzombiegg @rt-hecate @the-gnomest-bastard @ashen-the-tiefling @thatgayforkcrow @small-witch-big-hat @agentldiddy @catreplicators @thesluttyvampirewizard @decadentlyevilwizard @lilsapphicgoblin @darkestwizard

If you recieved this ping then you have filled out the form saying you are either interested in the wizard island modded minecraft server, or the discord server for said server. Either way welcome. This is where all the updates on the server will pop up so follow for those. It might be a while, like a long while, because mods are difficult. We will also have some polls here so kee that in mind. As more people fill out the form, more people will be pinged. Remember that all are welcome.

And if you’re interested in the discord server dm me your tag so I can add you to the server when it comes up.

Everything is very much a work in progress.

Thank you for your time.

[the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem]

(You get a room service notification that someone is waiting for you in the lobby.)

- @fattocatto-wizard

Oh wierd! Hey @confused-sorcerer-2 I think fattocattos here!