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gray-r-regan · 28 days ago

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"Morning Henry," she says, placing his mail on the counter. There are no vibrant red stamps on any of the envelopes today. He has been avoiding them like Indiana Jones avoids poison darts and bladed pendulums: barely, and with repeated close shaves.

#favorite bit #writing #writers on tumblr #creative writing #writeblr #Project D86

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el-ffej · 9 months ago

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"I reformed way before you did." 🤩😂

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 7x18 | “Dirty Girls”

#i love their dynamic #really wish we'd gotten more of it #faith lehane #spike #btvs #favorite bit

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cracklewink · 1 year ago

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table for one

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #a little bit #i finally got a chance to finish this #i cant believe ive never drawn dunmeshi fanart considering ryoko kui is like #my favorite artist ever #I forgot to say also the throne is laios’s monster form hehe #scopophobia

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arcanegifs · 7 months ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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doubledudeski · 6 months ago

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papa and son communication

#their ear thingies are my favorite #sorry if the vid is a bit crunchy idk how to fix it 😭#transformers one #transformers #tf one #bumblebee #b 127 #optimus prime #tf one optimus

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carrotchipper · 4 months ago

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get in loser we're taming our tempers

#severance #mark scout #dylan george #irving bailiff #helly riggs #mdr #carrot art #ive been in an art rut so imo this piece is a bit...boring?#but i needed to put SOMETHING out there yknow #and severance is like my favorite tv show ever

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monstermonger · 4 months ago

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Napping under a blanket of cherry blossom petals…

Itty Bitty Spring Dragon Stickers ♡

#yayyyy i’m so happy i finished the stickers before the trip!!!!! ;v; i think this is my favorite sheet so far #each thing i print i've been learning a bit more about what works/what doesn't and such...#been really satisfying #spring #dragons #cherry tree #daisies #dragon art #fantasy art #dragon #fantasy illustration #inks #fantasy creatures #artists on tumblr #art #stickers #dragon stickers #tiny dragon

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foolsocracy · 1 year ago

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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

#garth: makes useful comments about the mission #(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris #teen titans #dc #dc comics #can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1 #the audience letters are my favorite bit #garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes #wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes

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pvtpunsart · 3 months ago

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buffering

#rottmnt #rise tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #my art #dense motherfucker is one of my favorite bits in my friend group #the secret is to wait a looooooooooong time before you come in hard with the DENSE

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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The funniest part of this new event is the fact I can't find out what's going on it from spoilers. All context is lost in the wave of Hot Eel Mom. I love her, all hail Georgina, mother of This and That, but where is the context? What *is* the event?

to be fair, we're still in the intro part, so not much has actually happened yet! Jade and Floyd were supposed to go to their mom's friend's wedding to help with the ancient merfolk marriage custom of

❤️❤️❤️~the Test of Love~❤️❤️❤️

but Floyd last-minute changed his mind (on account of being Floyd) and Azul was like "I'm not going if your mom is going to be there". at which point Jade realized he'd just been handed a golden opportunity to invite the absolute funniest group of people he could think of.

anyway tl;dr Jade manipulates a bunch of nerds into joining him to heckle/throw bricks at/try to drown a couple of randos in the name of love, what could possibly go wrong

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #eternity float #eternity float of the coral sea #okay FINE they're not supposed to ACTUALLY drown but it is considered good luck if you manage to flip their boat over #honestly this event is just super cute so far. i forgot how much i enjoyed these silly excursions!#there's been some fun little worldbuilding bits about mercustoms #and of course they all need new outfits because ✨wedding✨#i do think my favorite thing about georgina so far #(aside from the whole seven foot tall gorgeous mermaid thing)#is that she was able to immediately and accurately intuit everyone's personality and style based off of hearing floyd's nicknames for them #i believe it #oh also 'how lovely to meet jade's friends...thank you for coming...gracious me. the prince of briar valley! what an honor. and who's this?#'oh my...so THIS is the famous riddle i've heard so much about :) :) :)'#what have they been telling her. what secrets does she know.#(riddle: we're not --) (rook: yes we are ~BOSOM FRIENDS~)#(malleus in the background: human child. tell me i am the prettiest little sea slug you've ever seen.)#god i love them #can't wait to see these idiots enact petty harassment on those poor unfortunate souls

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art-sana · 2 months ago

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Tails saving their butts for what ? A more painful death ?

That awakes Tails’s PTSD, whereas Sonic doesn’t seem to care about his near death.

#miles tails prower #tails #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic and tails #Tails being Shadow’s future favorite puching ball #sonadow #ouich sana #shadow #shadow loves his bike a bit too much #Sonic’s lying he rathers fight for his life against Shadow

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tibby-art · 11 months ago

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this is everything i could have ever asked for

#hermitcraft #cubfan135 #grian #goodtimeswithscar #skizzleman #what do you mean 4 out of my top 5 favorite hermits teamed up for a bit #art tag #1k #5k

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tornado1992 · 2 months ago

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When faced with the imminent fear of death people instinctively call out for their mom. A primal reaction, driven by the need of comfort and sense of protection the figure of our mother gives us. Ideally, a mother should be the safest place for every child, the one who loves them more than anything, who will protect them no matter what. "Mom" means loved, "Mom" means safe.

Happy Mothers day to Sonic The Hedgehog!