#feel free to tag your blorbos

[sinusoidaldysfunction]

Wof fans really do love underdeveloped female characters.

[gardenergulfie]

You aren’t a real polycule unless one you has a sword for sweeping large groups of foes, another an axe for breaking enemy shields, and the third a ranged weapon for sniping stragglers. Smh dudes. 

[lithiumseven]

He’s just some guy (affectionate)

[adamsandgirl]

Pathetic little man I will empty you like a tube of go-gurt

[cutter-kirby]

*through gritted teeth* he is just a little guy.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Manic pixie dream criminal

[juststarsandthemoon]

pathetic, sad wet, slorpy, i didnt say a name but you still thought of him♡

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

You ever see these two characters on a show that never have any scenes alone together until they do and the chemistry is so strong it almost knocks you unconscious and you're like "oh okay. yeah. I get it now"

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions

[lesbians-against-the-monarchy]

What if I died and came back right? What then? What if dying and coming back fixed whatever the hell was wrong with me before? What if I was getting therapy while in the afterlife?

[hersweetrevenge]

[eat-applez]

HOW TO DEAL WITH CHARACTER DEATH

WRONG ❌: Accept the character is dead, move on, still enjoy content of them.

RIGHT ✅: Deny death ever happened, keep making content and enjoying content of character and show that they are really still alive, make up miraculous way character survives, only accept that.

[felixcosm]

i love you queer podcast characters who are middle aged and older i love you 40+ representation i love you older queer characters who prove it doesn't end at 25

[lithiumseven]

Ideal mate: the sharpest wit and the dullest common sense

[artsy-azure]

Can this PLEASE stop happening I BEG

[5-pp-man]

my new favourite genre of guys is when they're cute but only in deeply neurodivergent ways.