#felix/oliver

[nutteu]

Felix/Oliver lighthearted HP AU

an au where oliver was a budding dark lord and felix, the foolish, faithful sidekick who constantly wrecked his plan, but oliver kept forgiving him anyways. a crack fic treated seriously.

things i want to see in this au:

oliver coming from a muggleborn family. im a fan of ollie who didnt lie, because it'll make his journey to become a dark lord more... i don't know, farfetched, yet showing his true nature in a way that showed his determination and craftiness, yet it was strangely irrelevant to the life of a quaint little family. it's almost like a side quest, at one point, because ollie juggled his ambitions and tea party with his sisters every tuesday evening.

felix who came from a pureblood family, not knowing how warm it was to be loved, unlike oliver and his family. he got into gryffindor and his parents were not so subtly disappointed because all of his family used to be in slytherin. he didn't really mind, though, because vee and farleigh often smuggled him into slyhterin's dungeon. i want him reckless and dangerously alluring, like all the cattons tended to be, yet retaining that boyish charm with his puppy dog eyes and boisterous laughter.

oliver excelling in every field except for quidditch, and felix failing miserably in everything but quidditch. felix did love the creatures lessons, though, even if he also failed that. he was always at awe when ollie showed him normal animals in the muggle world, because he couldn't believe that a cat was just a cat instead of someone's animagus form or magical in ways cats tended to be in the wizarding world.

on that note, felix teaching ollie how to ride a broom and made it an excuse to hold ollie close, while vee and farleigh were busy hooting from the sideline.

before entering hogwarts, oliver studied all he could after he received hogwart's invitation. he wasn't aware of the magical world prior to it, but he did know that he possessed something that no other children around him had. he knew that he could will something into existence if he wished hard enough, and that he could conceal his presence if he didn't want to be found. people around him saw him as this strange kid, but his parents and sisters were prouder than ever. they never minded when oliver's hair suddenly turned blue, or that his scraped knee would heal instantly before it could even bleed. so oliver wasn't too surprised when he found out that there was a world that held the same magic as he possessed. it did however, made him disappointed slightly, because he wasn't special anymore. he combat this feeling by studying and learning about the world in any way he could, so he could fit in, so no one would blink an eye even if they were to know about his lineage.

he learned about the history of hogwarts and the wizarding world, about the famous harry potter and dark lord voldemort. he learned about the war, and how professor potter, who now taught at hogwarts, had re-introduced dark magic as a branch of study people could learn, so they could recognize and utilize it; so that it no longer became a taboo topic and instead something to be harnessed.

he thought that it was nice to know that dark magic would be implemented in his school curriculum, because he wanted to learn that. even back then, his ambition to be the best, to be respected, were something he had in abundance. he would not have anyone disrespecting him or his family just because he was a muggleborn. he thought that being a dark lord on the side would be something beneficial in the long run. of course, he wouldn't ever tell this to anyone, especially professor potter, who was rumored to be immortal and could very well vanquish even the slightest idea of someone being the next dark lord. but see, oliver didn't see it that way; he just thought that since he was interested in dark magic, and he could build a network of trusted, powerful, influential people, he could boost his status and ensure his place within the hierarchy of the wizarding world. this was especially important when he learned that the society was still highly dominated by families who came from dark wizards and witches lineage.

essentially, oliver being a dark lord was because he thought it'd be useful and because the branch of magic he'd learn the most was dark magic, hence the name dark lord. he wasn't interested in immortality like voldemort had been, he just wanted to ensure that he could live a peaceful life in his old days, also to ensure his family's safety, first and foremost.

oliver had thought that slytherin would be the best choice, but he didn't want to seem that obvious, hence he chose hufflepuff when he was sorted. he had read somewhere that profesor potter was allowed choices, and ollie made a decision. hufflepuffs were known for their loyalty, and what better place to start garnering his circle if not here? he just had to prove himself capable, and these kindhearted, weirdly attached to weeds bunch, would follow him to the end of the earth.

oliver breezing through the lessons, and had to catch himself from gaping when he saw felix flew for the first time. that boy was upsettingly talented when it came to sports, while ollie's broom refused to be summoned no matter how hard he tried. the boy was surrounded by his pals and oliver didn't want to approach him, seeing how adored he seemed to be. it wasn't important to his plan anyway.

will add more later. i just wanna sleep now.

[pipchyk]

novelesque fic about oliver's descent into madness before/after saltburn:

Felix shifted towards me, pale-faced in the grey night, spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth. I sank to my knees before him. Felix’s hair was draped against the pillow in wet strands and I wanted to feel his fresh stubble against my skin. Instead, I scooped up a pair of boxers from the foot of his bed and backed away into his desk chair. His eyelids fluttered. 

I held the boxers, muted blue in the sliver of light through his window and wider than my forearm, before me in faint recognition. They were the same ones he had worn with Annabel. I fingered the inseams, then turned them inside out. Staining the crotch was a dry, chalky crust. I balled the boxers in my fist, shoved them towards my face, and inhaled the sweet staleness. Felix coughed from the bed. His eyes were half-lidded and aimed in my direction.  

I swallowed hard. “Pick up after yourself, Felix.”

He squinted at me, a faceless figure in the shadows he would later attribute to a fever dream. “Just fucking,” he groaned in the fed-up way one might speak to a servant, “toss it in the bathroom.” 

The leaky faucets raced each other in the bathroom, echoing against the tile. Fingers buzzing and with my back to the mirror, I brought his boxers to my mouth. I suckled like a child might a washcloth, straining my lips against the semen. Tasteless. Smooth on my tongue. Biting the linen and balling it in my fist, I imagined the spitty imprint against Felix’s cock before flinging the boxers into the empty sink, stumbling past his bed, and slamming his door behind me. 

[hvcklebury]

i'll eat you up i love you so!

if you saw this on twt no you DIDNT

[idontbelievethehype]

Absolutely, irrefutably out of pocket behavior from Prime Video.

[aridecs00]

Unreliable narrator that pretends that everything turned out the way he planned just to cope with the regret of what he had done.

[kittyrizzard]

[sweetfruitonthevine]

saltburn details that make my brain explode bc theyre so beautifully done

felix & venetia having matching star tattoos

the vampire scene hinting at venetias death

the catton players display with the stones ontop at the end

venetia telling the doppelganger story and seeing a felix doppelganger in the window (hints at felix’s death)

these r some of the details i really love that emerald put into the film & i feel like they add a lot

[k-wame]

SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE | 🫦 LUST Felix & Oliver · Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[rockspider556]

the bitches traumatised by saltburn would never be able to handle the shit hannibal fanfic writers are cooking up

[aliceblakeart]

Working on something if you aren’t sick of me talking about Saltburn yet 😂

(Process video on insta or tiktok)

[niallsdaya]

Felix and Oliver in Saltburn (2023) // Jennifer and “Needy” in Jennifer’s Body (2009)

[localraccconn]

barry keoghan u lil freak i love u so much

[myrcella-lannister]

SALTBURN (2023) “Any visual metaphor is important—the space between people, the height between people, whether they are choosing to use it or not.” — Emerald Fennell

[riickgrimes]

Oliver + Felix's bathrobe

[aridecs00]

From the Saltburn screenplay coffee table book.

I NEED someone to release the digital version of the pic.

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🏰🪽👑🍷🦌🔪

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3