#find out that he actually likes krabby patties

[tragicclownwrites]

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[starshinerart]

LMK Headcanon: Sun Wukong and Modern Music

MK, an avid lover of music, is shocked when he hears that Wukong has no idea who any of the current singers and bands are, being more familiar with music from centuries ago. So he makes it his mission to teach his mentor about the music that everyone is listening to. He lets him borrow his playlist which has a little bit of everything on it and Wukong listens to various artists.

When Wukong returns MK's playlist, he thanks him for sharing his music with him but also says that the music is not his cup of tea. MK is a little disappointed, but accepts it. After he leaves, however, it's made clear that Wukong has lied. He actually has become a big fan of one singer and her music, but doesn't want to admit it because he's a bit embarrassed about it (and he ESPECIALLY doesn't want Macaque to know either). Though it gets harder for him to hide it and eventually MK finds out and does the whole "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward" thing. And MK is such a good sport and says to Wukong that he should be proud of his own taste of music and to not let others judge him for it and that he's psyched that he was able to introduce him to something new that he likes. Wukong smiles and thanks him.

[yandere-toons]

Your SpongeBob yandere headacanons has inspired into getting more yandere stuff and saw some ppl posting their headcanon so I wanted to post mine that are abt plankton

•I see plankton as kind of an manipulative yandere, he treats his darling like how he treats the secret formula in a way where he just constantly thinks about them, sometimes they just ignore what anyone is saying to him just to think about how he’ll win his darling’s heart with some kind of ridiculous

•And the darling would be kind of aware of this since plankton doesn’t exactly hide it.. uncomfortably aware of it

•plankton indulges in a whole lot of stalking, he mainly stalks them from the restraunt’s massive telescope or some kind of weird robot that has a camera in it, he just has the weirdest ways to make sure he can pay attention to his darling

•I think the darling probably has a lot of friends and plankton would be super jealous easily considering his hate for other people (or other fishes I guess?) and would constantly complain about them either to himself or to Karen, he usually complains about one of their friends not actually being good enough for their darling and how they don’t rlly need them all that much

•It’s kind of gone to a point where the darling hides in the krusty krab a lot since the krusty crew usually protects them especially SpongeBob and Mr krabs, which plankton isn’t exactly pleased about and sees it as krabs trying to steal their love from them considering him and krab’s history together

•I definitely don’t think squidward rlly cares all that much unlike with SpongeBob and krabs who go out of there way to make sure the reader is safe from plankton

•But still he’s very hard to escape from, He always finds a way to see you, and it’s very hard to know if he’s watching you or not, he could be in a cookie or in a Krabby patty or a bug on your shoulder who knows if he wanted to he could make a weird disguise or robot to keep tabs on you and there’s a chance you wouldn’t even know it’s there

•he also does indulge in kidnapping the reader as well, either from their home or from the krusty krab, you could be just casually be eating a krabby patty or sitting at home doing work and then out of nowhere you’re suddenly being kidnapped by a tiny green mad organism and sometimes his computer wife if she feels like actually helping

•he’s definitely a tad delusional honestly, he cannot grasp the idea of his darling not actually liking him or trying to avoid or just generally not fitting his ideal version of them in his head, And just blamed his darling not being around him on Mr krabs or any of the reader’s friends

•I definitely think in instances where plankton’s schemes work in his favor like in the SpongeBob square movie where he does genuinely take over the world he constantly keeps you by his side while being mind controlled by the hats, in-fact you we’re probably the first to be mind controlled, because you can’t exactly say no to his love when you’re being mind controlled

•he also constantly tries to impress his darling a lot mainly by flaunting his plans or showing himself off when he’s doing one of his schemes, tho telling the reader his plans usually doesn’t work out for him very well since the reader ends up telling Mr krabs ahead of time what plankton is planning today

I’m sorry if not a lot of these make a whole lot of sense I get nervous about writing sometimes and I’m mainly trying to improve a lot since English is not my first language, and also sorry for having a word choice like plankton 😭 I just really like the idea of him being a yandere considering his personality

YES! Yandere Plankton finally exists! It is a glorious day, and I thank you!

[saffronscales]

Yoooomg?? I’d love to hear your headcanons for the QuinceJake litter I care they sm tooo 👀

OOOOH OK!!!!! WAIT WAIT HOLD ON

Scourge

They/it (he/him can be used but it’s like. Once in a blue moon type of thing lol)

They like eating the leftover chicken tenders out of dumpsters because it still reminds it of that stepping stone, that one cat who gave them food. It’s almost like something to help it remember who they was and who it is now.

They says their favourite color is black or red, but it’s really just hot pink because it pairs well with its fur.

Lykoi!!!!! They are a scrawny lykoi to me

I didn’t get the bloodthirsty murderer since he’s only like killed two cats.. it only kills when necessary because its dark reputation already intimidates most cats.

His tooth studded collar resembles ruby’s gem studded collar, which they doesn’t see at all. Anyone else who knew ruby as a kit would disagree.

Smells of GARBAGE and GASOLINE and DUMPSTER WATER

Hoards the gender….

Ruby

They/she/he

She’s actually pretty disheveled most of the time, she was either exploring the yard or playing with toys.

Now as an adult….still very dishevelled.

The rubies in their collar were lost after her encounter with scourge. Some holes are found in her collar.

Very sensitive to light,,, loves loud music it vibrates nicely (I’m not projecting here shhhhh)

Only found out they were nonbinary in like late cat 30s

Smells like catnip

Biggest out of the three

Socks

He/him

Stinky guy!!!! Loves to knock over stuff and meow a lot me thinks

He has gone through multiple owners because of this

The owners named him socks first because quince had the kits in a laundry basket and he was found crawling into a sock

Loves the sky and the stars,, finds meteors a bit scary though

Very hyper and loves to bounce around the house

He has multiple names by multiple owners including but not limited to:

Updog, Krabby Patty with No Pickles, Slipshot, The Great Foreboding Danger of the Shady Side of the Moon, Jeremy and Fartnugget.

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

your name: spongebob squarepants

Romantic or platonic?: romantic

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: activity or dinner in

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: chocolate-covered strawberries

What's your perfect date?: us in the sauna together

Would you cook for me?: some krabby patties coming right up

Would you let me cook for you?: you don't seem like the most sanitary person, so pass

Can we make-out?: isn't that a given?

Make out in private or in public?: both, obviously

Do you like to cuddle?: absolutely

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: no blankets and no clothes

Couch or bed?: either works, i am flexible

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: living in a pineapple under the sea, cooking and taking Gary for a walk

Tell me something about you no else knows: i don't eat fish

Why do you want to be my valentine?: i think we'd be quite the bubbly duo

What makes you a good Valentine?: i charm everyone with my bubbly personality

V-day Apps; accepting all month

Anon, I had to answer this right away because I am giggling too much and need everyone to see

OH GODS, IS HE HALLUCINATING? Clint had checked his mail to find this application in his mail. Like the paper mail, hand written, and he's a romantic he appreciates this but looking at the application for a Valentines (who found out he was dating again)? Were Kate and the Young Avengers pranking him? He wouldn't put it past America Chavez to pull his leg like this or any one of his (they were not his) twenty-something year old kids.

He has got to be on something right now if he's reading this right. WAS NATASHA TESTING POISONS ON HIM AGAIN? That's a whole wormhole he doesn't want to get into rightp now. Actually, worse would be that he has passed off some psychoteleapath and they were playing mind games with him.

He's so losing this game.

You don't seem like the most sanitary person, so pass.

HEY, HOLD THE FUCK ON! ⸻ ❝ I am AN incredible chef! I studied in Italy! ❞ Okay, he didn't study in Italy but he does in fact cook well and did learn in Italy while he was on one of those rare Shield missions he picked up; he spoke fluent Italian already and they had no one else available so they called him, you know, hawkeye the avenger.

Why is he screaming at a piece of paper? That's like one of the most pointless things he has ever done unless... BIG UNLESS... they were watching him right now? There could be cameras around his apartment like in the Truman Show (which is what he fell asleep to last night).

❝ Whoever you are, SpongeBob ⸺ ❞ It does not dawn on him that this was children's show character, unless, it's real (multiverse exists all things considered). ❝ I am onto you! Application rejected! ❞

[funnefox]

Inspired by @sugarysweetstockingchanxoxo's recent posts, here's my best attempt at a plot for a Panty and Stocking x SpongeBob crossover. Any critiques are welcome

It takes place post Panty and Stocking finale, where it's revealed that the show is a fictional retelling of the angel and devil life in-universe

Skanty and Kneesocks show up during commotion, asking for pay

Panty and Stocking don't wanna actually give them the money

Wild chase begins

It ends up in Bikini Bottom where through both group's magic powers, they're able to breathe

P&S hide in SpongeBob's Pineapple as he's about to go to work

SpongeBob decides to take them to the Krusty Krab

There, we find out Squidward's "come down with something" (faking a sickness)

Me. Krabs likes the girls enough to make them the replacement cashiers

Hijinks inevitably ensue

Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton gets a call

It's Skanty and Kneesocks

They tell Plankton their situation and tells him they need his hel

Plankton accepts their offer

The demons burst into the Chum Bucket to use Plankton's tech to find the angels

The demons eventually widdle the tech down to Plankton's telescope, and that's where they find P&S

Plankton sees this as killing two scallops with one stone, he fulfills his job and can steal the Krabby Patty formula

Plankton attempts to start planning, but the demons transform to "make it easier on him"

Panty and Stocking sees the commotion and gets scared

Spongebob volunteers to defend both the Krusty Krab and his new friends

Teaming up with SB, the angels transform themselves

*French Narrator voice* one Huge Sakuga fight sequence later

Panty and Stocking are down. The demons ready to deliver the final blow when...

"Oh Hans" SpongeBob cries to summon his literally armed friend

Hans is able to smush and squash the demons into submission

P&S applauds Hans for the feat, comparing it to Judgement/"Mom"

Suddenly, Judgement herself shows up

Goofy flashback showing that she and Hans are distant lovers who forgot each other years ago

Mr. Krabs then gets a call from Squidward, alerting him that he's "cured"

Mr. Krabs lets P&S go with a little pay (like $5 given Mr. K)

The angels go back to their home

The demons get jealous that the angels get paid and they don't

Hans offers that he'll pay them...or make them pay

He then grabs the demons as he and Judgement begins doing a painful Sponge Treatment-like procedure on them

Again, any critiques are welcome. You can also try to make your own interpretations of a P+S x Spongebob crossover if you want

[armorabs]

I'm curious, why do you dislike Plankaren if you're more into Karendy?

i am obsessed with the way this is phrased. the thinly veiled implication that because i like one i should like the other???

to actually answer your question: the reason i dislike plankton and karen's relationship as a marriage or otherwise romantic is because i just hate seeing a man repeatedly make his wife so miserable on a regular basis that she cries. that's it.

i hate the way plankton treats someone he should love and cherish and prioritize, and in fact legally promised to. i hate seeing just how OFTEN he belittles her and makes her cry because he cares more about the krabby patty formula or even krabs himself than spending time with her or making her feel wanted. i hate that he cheats on her in multiple episodes, not even just with the goal of attaining the krabby patty formula. i hate to see female characters chase over male characters who aren't that interested in them, have other priorities, or otherwise... don't care about them. i don't enjoy it. i don't enjoy watching it. it's not fun.

there's a lot that i'm willing to deal with in fictional relationships and a man just not being any good to his wife or girlfriend or otherwise a woman he is meant to care for is like... at the top of things i am not willing to deal with! i like slapstick comedy, i'm FINE with rivals duking it out comedically, i'm FINE with banter and arguments between characters who are meant to butt heads - that's their purpose, and it can be really funny. it depends on how it's written, but it usually is. but jokes about hating your wife or being in a marriage at all, and portraying the marriage as miserable, and portraying a man as repeatedly neglecting and cheating on his wife and belittling her... that's not funny. that's entirely too real. i don't like it.

yes, there have been some recent attempts to rehabilitate the relationship between plankton and karen relatively recently - sbtm and a few episodes of the cartoon in particular - but most of the time there's still always that edge of neither of them really wanting to be there. when its like, they could just get divorced. there are a few episodes where they break up, one of them ends with them still broken up. why can't they just stay broken up. i think we should normalize divorce. i think we should normalize divorce in childrens media. "oh, it wouldn't be funny-" maybe not but sometimes things happen in spongebob that aren't actually meant to be funny, so why can't this be one of them, hm? give me a really good reason why these two characters can't get divorced, or shouldn't get divorced. there isn't one that i find acceptable.

and that's not even getting into what i think of their portrayal in kamp koral - so its in this awkward state of it's fine but it's not at all what i'm willing to put up with.

meanwhile karendy is like, ok, at worst there could be an age gap but like... so what? sandy isn't a child. she's somewhere between 26-27 to 31-32. she's a consenting adult. why would i care. on the other hand, they have a mutually respectful relationship where they constantly uplift and compliment each other whenever they're on screen together. they casually flirt with each other sometimes. they're girl best friends. it makes me happy :)

[flaray25]

This may sound sad or insensitive but. In your au, did SpongeBob ever try to off himself?

TW for the thingy. If you feel sensitive and not wanting to read this stuff dont look. But if you do wanna read then read. (Idk if it made any sense i'm being random)

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Several times but Patrick tried his best to prevent him not to do it by doing all the hobbies that makes him feel happy.

Back in his highschool day with his only bff patrick getting through it was NOT an easy task to do it. He'd been bullied and abused the same time. Telling him to kill himself and mocking him so much.

Spongebob sometimes believe that theres nothing for him to do but follow what they tell him.

In the day of highschool graduation. Spongebob did attend with patrick but felt like- heavy knees... yknow? Like- brought down because from his thoughts "you will be humiliated" "you may have graduated but the actual you is just weak and a cry baby"

Patrick comforted his friend and pushed all those troubles out of Spongebob's thoughts and told him to never mind those.

(In my au Spongebob's natural hair color is black. He made it Blonde or Yellow in his start of college)

Spongebob after moving in and finally getting a job from the krusty krab he felt so free and happy. Squidward puts negative and harsh offending insults to him because on his perspective he thought that Spongebob grew up dumb, lucky, and never bothered, never bullied, showered with kind people.

Spongebob after a year he often gets customer complains about the krabby patty how he cooks it like this or that. Spongebob sometimes feels a bit lost and dozing off.

Whenever he goes out to his pineapple he chose the identity to be all happy and kind to people. He feels confused and questioning what his purpose of life is or

Why he even bothers to stay alive

He did attempted suicide five times by stabbing himself on the heart, falling off the roof from the toppest building in bikini bottom, getting shot on the head, getting run over by a boat mobile/bus, and over dosing himself with pills or drinking a bottle that is poisonous. It never worked. His injuries kept regenerating and healing. It really does seem like he'd been dying to try any other attempts.

He wanted to kill himself because he hated for how he was built this way. His biological parents never wanted him to be like that and wanted him succesful, choose his brain instead of heart, standing up, never cry, be strong. He was abused from them, Patrick sends a child abuse report to the help center and had gladly arrested his parents and ended up getting adopted by his new kind and caring parents.

After his foster parents finding out that he attempted suicide, they gave him the help that he wanted and comforted him. Spongebob sees himself as fake because all he does to himself was his force of laughter and happiness act kind.

:) ok i think thats all

(Got anythin else to ask lol? Its okay the ask box is always open for anything angsty or sensitive ones except for nsfw/t)

[zz-chikorita]

If your version of Guzma was forced to come up with a serious answer to the question of 'what type of Pokemon would you specialize in if it weren't bugs?', what would it be?

"Dark types."

After he said it out loud, Guzma turned his head looking a little embarrassed.

"If you tell 'Cop Cat Daddy', I'll kick your ass, ya hear me?!" he growled, obviously a bit flustered that he'd let his embarrassment show on his face.

"I mean...they get a bad rap, ya feel me? They're a lot like Bug types that way. I...uh...I actually had a murkrow on my original party. Ya know...back when I was still in the trials an' shit... Back before all" -he gestures vaguely to all of himself- "this happened...

"A bunch of high school kids were roughing him up 'cuz there's this superstition that murkrow are bad luck. As far as I saw it, it was just a lame-ass excuse for them to beat down something weaker than them."

The man stares off into the distance for a while, his hand pensively cupping his lower jaw as he became lost in thought. Eventually, he broke the silence with a quiet chuckle.

"Over the years...it just so happens that I befriended more dark types. Liepard, Bisharp... They weren't in the best of situations when I found them neither... but those are stories fo' anuddah day."

Leaning back, he stretched and cracked his neck and shoulders before casually resting the back of his head against his hands.

"I guess the 'moral of story', or whatever the fuck this is, is that it's easy to make connections with others if ya relate to 'em. Same thing goes for pokémon."

With that thought, the boss yawned and then placed his thumb and forefinger under his tongue, whistling loudly into the night sky.

Only a minute or so had passed before there was the sound of powerful wing beats and a regal-looking Honchkrow landed in front of the Team Skull boss. The pokémon bowed it's head as his trainer rose. Guzma patted his head and stroked his chest. A large, white feather came off in Guzma's hand.

He jumped up onto the Dark Type's back and said, "Ya know, I guess instead of sayin' all dat long winded shit all I had to say was that me, bugs, dark types" -he tucked the feather behind his ear where it nearly melded with his snow-white hair- "we all birds of a feathah."

[spongebob-connoisseur]

You know that krabby patty secret formula recipe going around was from the Nickelodeon website? It has imitation crab meat as the patty so it sparked interest that theory that Mr. Krabs is a cannibal.

Though the cast and crew of Spongebob confirmed that krabby patties are vegatarian otherwise they'd be cannibals.

BUT they confirmed chum is made from meat. Where does that meat even come from? If it wasn't obvious enough with the various organs seen floating around in chum. But also the fact that most citizens of the Bikini Bottom become incredibly ill once consuming it. Their symptoms are like feeding a vegetarian meat when they hadn't had it in a long time. Really bad stomach cramps and throwing up.

There's definitely some sea creatures who can consume meat. Pearl says so (but doesn't consume any actual people) and Patrick can eat pretty much anything. There's livestock shown in the Bikini Bottom. And other non-humanoid sea creatures around too.

But that doesn't mean "Krabs is a cannibal" theory is dead though. Because there's a whole episode where Mr. Krabs has a secret chum addiction in the episode The Hankering. Chum is seen as pretty disgusting and taboo in the underwater world. Probably not as heinous as cannibalism.

But the only way you can really get it is from sketchy sources to begin with. Plankton was shown getting his supply from sketchy dealers in a dark alleyway. (I remember an episode about this but I can't find the name)

Also in the episode The Krabby Kronicle. Spongebob makes up a news story claiming Chum is made of fish which immediately has the chum bucket shut down. Sponge is definitely telling a lie to sell more newspapers but maybe there's some truth to it? Some truth that he may have learned from his boss?

Chum often only ate under extreme circumstances where no other food is available (which was the situation where Mr. Krabs got his addiction in the first place)

There are ways to make chum edible. Like Chum Fricassee. Using a Tentacles family recipe and very careful preparation can make chum safe for consumption. I'm assuming this recipe was made under dire circumstances that Squidward's family was once in. Where nothing else could be eaten.

Chum itself is kinda like real life chum. Discarded meat scraps. There are some episodes that show what's it made out of. As shown here

Literally whale blubber is cited as one of it's ingredients. And Mr. Krabs was once addicted to eating chum. He was basically eating his own daughter's people. Isn't that terrifying?

[popculturebuffet]

Spongebob: Rock a Bye Bivalve Review (Patreon review for Emma Fici)

Hello all you happy people and happy pride! And for my friend Emma’s patreon review, you can get your own right here by pledging 5 bucks or more, guaranteed every month WITH a bonus one time review on signup, this month she went with a classic.

This is also my first time covering spongebob on the blog and it’s a series I have a fond connection to, having grown up with it as a kid , even having voted in the poll to pick an ending for Shanghied! , and seen it PLENTY years later when my niece, one of my nephews and my nibling all grew up on it. While the series did hit a rough patch, it’s first few seasons are great and unlike family guy which I suffered through two episdoes of (and enjoyed one) last week, it rebounded eventually, I just haven’t gotten around to it. Still don’t think the show needs 80 dozen spinoffs when you have shows just asking for revivial or spinoffs stinking in your vault, but Nick has never been a company that made rational or likeable desicions, why start now? 

So I’m happy to  cover the series even if this review will likely be short. 

For those who haven’t seen the episode, and if not i’ts on paramount+ with the rest of the series and I HIGHLY recommend it, rock a bye byvale is a season 3 episode, the show’s best season in my eyes. The episode follows Spongebob and Patrick as they find a baby scallop in the wild, adopt it and quickly take on the roles of mom and dad. That really is the episode in a nutshell: Spongebob and Patrick adopt a child and play house with it, and it’s as caked with subtext as it sounds. Thi sis the same series that faked us out with the idea patrick LICKED spongebob once so they clearly knew what they were doing. 

And while the episode has aged a little, the idea that a kid needs  amale and a femlae was outdated evne at the time as was the sterotype in a same sex relationship that one’s the “woman, it still largely works: I feel any implications are just accidental, which dosen’t make them entirely okay, but it’s clear it’s all in good fun instead of actually harping gay people and the real lintention is more two big oversized kids playing house, and thus feeling it needs a mom and a dad since that’s what they knew. Hell patrick even is eager to be a mom too and only dose’nt because “This would be kinda shocking”. Their not enforcing gender roles out of any malice, but because it’s what these two idiots know and it lightly decontructs it by having Spongebob be overworked, doing basically all the work. .while Patrick goofs off all day. It’s clearly just there to be silly fun and mlik Spongebob and Patrick having HEAVY ho yay between each other for all ti’s worth. Seriously they knew people shipped them even this early.. and I can’t say I blame them. Though what his sexuality is.. is an engima. Seriously nick trotted him out for pride with other queer characters a few years back and it still baffles me. He dated a krabby patty so he’s probably pansexual since she was a female crabby patty, or maybe bi like me, but otherwise it’s never been clear and it feels weird putting him out there just because the gay community took him in. If your going to make him some form of LBGTQ+ then fine, but don’t take credit for something you haven’t done.  

The jokes here are all classics and while it’s likely because i’ve seen this episode a LOT across two generations, they still hold up, and from minute one with Spongebob playin gwith a box and of course Patrick’s response to a baby being “I’LL TAKE CARE OF THIS” and almost ending the episode right there. Pitch perfect black comedy. There’s tones of all time’s classic “Uhhhhhhh”, “OVERTIME!” “A donut?”, and the ending is just pure greatness. It’s a perfectly paced episode that jumps around enough you don’t get bored but stays well focused. Again I don’t relaly have a ton to say here, it’s really hliarious, expertly timed and still holds up decently despite the age spots. It’s a good classic spogebob episode and I highly recommend it. Thanks for reading. 

[autisticbee]

squidbob 1,3, 9, 42, 47 :3

how did they first kiss?:

They don't kiss straight away bc Squidward is a gentlemanTM who think it's only right after a proper first date when the moment is right...said first date does not go as romantically smooth as hoped because Patrick crashes it and typical cartoon shenanigans insue

At the end of the night Squidward feels like the dates been ruined but Spongebob insists that while it wasn't perfect it was still amazing because he got to hang out with his new boyfriend all evening AND his best friend (he promises he'll talk to Patrick about letting them have some alone time once in a while tho)

And Squidward feels relieved to be with someone who didn't really care about how the actual date went, that they cared about being /with him/ and he realises then is the right moment while they're by Spongebobs front door and he kisses him with a softness not many know he's capable of

how did the relationship start?:

I feel like it would be because of Squidward. While Spongebob is more open about things Squidward is more likely to make a relationship progressing revelation during one of his emotionally vulnerable moments

Beyond that I don't really have a solid idea lol I'll probably figure that out sometime with a fic

do they act different in public and at home?:

Yeah, Squidward isn't as big into PDA as Spongebob, so they're more touchy feely at home. Though that is subject to change if potential bragging is involved (say if one was to come across a single Squilliam), or if they come across any homophobes lol

In public it's usually more subtle stuff, a brush on the arm, laughing at something together, (purposely) walking to work and home together

At home they're more tactical, Spongebob is his usual drape all over him self and Squidward happily requites it

what are little gestures they do for each other?:

Spongebob is the kind of person who makes a elaborate breakfast in bed as a treat for their partner, how it turns out is a mixed bag (seeing as Spongebob is sometimes able to cook anything and other times isn't outside of krabby patties lmao), he'd also be the Makes Sandwiches with Love (& if he and Squidward have had a fight or something he'll make a point of not putting any love into it...then feeling guilty about it later & dramatically not allowing Squidward to eat it)

If he knows Squidward is having a bad sensory day and has headphones/earplugs in he'll find a quiet way to amuse himself while existing in the same space as him

Squidward will let Spongebob ramble on about mermaid man and barnacle boy, and when SB questions if Squidward is actually listening he recites the entire plot that SB explained to him

He also encourages SB to take a little time for himself, treating him to some TLC, sleeping In a little sometimes, making him take a day off work if he needs one (Squidward will threaten Krabs with not coming in either if he doesn't let SB have a day off), and they take bubble baths together with extra bubbles

how do they make up after a fight?:

If it's a more minor one then they resolve it or get over it quickly, otherwise it'll tend to leave one or both of them in a bad mood for a day or so, they'll keep their distance from each other until things keep reminding them of the other and they come crying back to each other (& making compromises on something, or one (or both) of them admiting to fault if applicable, etc)

Spongebob is usually the first to try to fix things but if he's stubbornly distant then Squidward eventually breaks from lack of any attention from him

If one of them was particularly in the wrong, they'll take the other out on a date of the others choice (something fancy and music or art related for Squidward, something fun and light-hearted for Spongebob)

[studio--celeste]

ok but imagine catching shigaraki play animal crossing

Ok i know most ppl have agreed that Japans #1 Villain Shigaraki Tomura, heir to All for One (™), prefers games with violence/aggression as opposed to a more chill game like animal crossing. BUT like, imagine shigaraki actually playing those kinda games like stardew valley when you’re not around. He just sneaks out to the living room when you’re not home and boots up your switch on the dock akjrkjgnkjdg

Like you come home from work or hanging out with friends and instead of him being stationed at his pc as usual, you see him on the couch playing on your switch

He doesn’t hear the door open

He sees you out of the corner of his eye and he does a double take and realizes he’s c a u g h t red handed

Like almost drops the switch from jumping, your crusty rat man is so embarrassed

Shiggy starts blushing as he stumbles over his words to make something up, like your nintendo switch seemed to be glitching out or smth and he wanted to check on it

By “glitching” he means he’s standing at the DIY table in animal crossing

Currently in the middle of making a white garden bench

And you’re just like

That spongebob face when he finds out squidward likes krabby patties

“So you DO like animal crossing-”

“I TOLD YOU THE SWITCH-IT WAS ACTING WEIRD”

“Uh huh, right”

“IT WAS I’M TELLING YOU”

For christmas you buy him an animal crossing edition switch

He grumbles about not liking animal crossing and then proceeds to get a five star rating on his island like, a week later

[jeonjcngkook]

okay okay here it is since i love u too <3 jungkook is the type to talk to his kid about his day and his baby is just like 👁️👁️ and just nods when jungkook asks "that's unfair right? he should've let mommy get in the line first because we were there first!!" 😭 jungkook is the type to cry when he finds out his little best friend has a cold :( he feels like he didn't protect his little best friend enough and stays at a distance while his wife wipes their baby's forehead :( jungkook's heart hurts especially in the part where his baby cries and thrashes, head turning away from the medicine his baby has to take :( but!!! as soon as his baby heals from the meanie cold he take his little best friend on a date with mommy!!! which includes them eating ice cream and baby food on the park and his baby passing out not even 30 mins later lol jungkook is the type to sing while bathing his baby too!!! he will sing when a random word comes out of his mouth and then creates a whole song about it lol jungkook is the type to say "dada's home!" when coming home from his friend's place or after a grocery run :D and then his little best friend will come running to him with a big smile :D while saying "koo koo koo koo" >< jungkook is the type to watch spongebob square pants with his kid at 7 am while his wife's still sleeping and they're just 😮 while looking at the tv because his baby cannot grasp why a sponge is best friends with a starfish and a squid living underwater making hamburgers lmao jungkook is the type to sing his baby the song he used to also sing when her wife was still pregnant <3 jungkook would pat his baby's little bum to soothe him and even though his baby has a crib they both customized together, he would still prefer to place his baby's body on top of his while his wife's cuddling into his side <3 AHHHH i hope this is good, jords!!! <3

😶‍🌫️ <<< this is a visual representation of me withering away at just everything you have written 🥺

naur, but daddy koos lil best friend having beautiful beady eyes which are a true reflection of both his n his wifes just sitting in between koos knees as koo holds him by his lower back, staring aimlessly up at him like :o with so much love for his daddy 😔😔 daddy koo taking the whole day off work to spend by his best friends side, never once letting him go! making sure he makes that full recovery!,,, spoon feeding him his medicines with the 'choo choo' train approach 🥴😯 the thought of koo teaching his lil best friend to not say 'da' or 'appa' but instead 'kOO' lissssten my heart is soaring and i might just go into cardiac arrest 😔 jungkook, you know what; im 25 years old and even i c a n t grasp how a star, sponge and squid are all beat friends under the sea either so i hold your hand in my thoughts that yes, him talking his best friend through the concept of krabby patties underwater whilst he looks up at him with the utmost confusion yET LOVE for their protector daddy koo <3333 my heart burst through my chest at him singing to her tummy and then him carrying it on for his best friend when born and then whAT IF it carries on through their life and and and its tradition from then on! like!! actually!!! a family!!!! tradition!!!!!! wdym custom grib bfzjgdkgdkgd stop stop stop i cant take anymore i cant do this 😭😭😭 listen let me just say that when he holds them close to his chest, he'd be shirtless because he would always believe 'skinship is scientifically proven to be the best way to connect' 😶🥺😥. DEVASTATING. good?????????? this is single handedly the most wholesome interaction and i think cardiac arrest in 3,,,, 2,,,,,, 1,,,,,,,

[obwjam]

Omgomgomg any headcanons of Barry Allen finding a tiny??

LETS GET IT

barry is inspecting a crime scene when he starts to notice a couple weird little details, like tiny tiny footprints in the mud and a paper clip with some rope on it just sitting in the middle of the road

he tells joe he’s got all the evidence he needs, so he starts to veer off a bit from everyone and follows the mud trail behind some rocks and he discovers this cowering tiny, looking scared and hurt, and his eyes go wide and he just stares at them

the tiny is staring back, frozen, and they try to take advantage of his shock and run. instantly, barry grabs them and runs over to the lab, and the tiny is now in his hand, shaking and confused and in a completely different place

barry instantly starts apologizing for grabbing them and running off, he just wanted to bring them somewhere safe and quiet, but the tiny sees it’s a lab and they think they’re done for so they start begging barry to let them go

barry is really confused at first, wondering why they think he’s gonna do something to them, when cisco walks in with his head in a tablet like “oh good barry you’re here i wanted to tell you—” and then he looks up and sees the tiny

now there are two giants looming over them and gawking like what is this thing? i dunno i found them at this scene at work, they looked terrified so i brought them here! i’ve never seen anything like it!

ofc caitlin is around too, so she walks over to see what the commotion is about and without even blinking is like “are you two stupid? we’re in a lab! they probably think we’re gonna dissect them or something!”

once realization hits barry slowly puts them down on a table and gets down to their level, assuring them they won’t keep them trapped or experiment on them or anything, he just wanted to bring them to safety and get them out of the road. he’s like awkwardly stumbling through apologies and trying to rationalize what he was thinking

the tiny is still shivering from being grabbed and seemingly transported from one place to another, and when barry starts to gently ask them questions they just cant bring themself to answer

cisco and caitlin are like “yeah dude maybe you shouldnt have brought them here” but barry insists they’re hurt so they need to help them, but he wants to gain their trust first

barry quickly learns he needs to be quiet and gentle and patient, and he insists on helping so much that eventually the tiny just kinda gives in and accepts it

but the tiny discovers that all of them are actually super gentle and kind. cisco is really impressed with them and wants to show them some things he’s built, caitlin is really careful when fixing them up and barry just wants to make sure they’re feeling okay

they’re still a little confused and wary of barry so he’s forced to explain his powers and the tiny’s like “i don’t understand any of it but please never grab me like that again”

the tiny ends up wanting to stick around, cisco is teasing them like “oh you like krabby patties don’t you squidward?” and the tiny just blushes and thanks them for their help, maybe they’re not so bad after all

[tinyinvadr]

Hi, I am asking if you can do SpongeBob as a Tiny 4" Sponge in an AU where he's small and tinier than the rest of Bikini Bottom as well as him able to size-shift (Shapeshift) as a giant at times as well? I am such a SpongeBob and G/T Fan. I like ZIM too.

Sure thing! I don’t see SpongeBob G/t super often, so I’m always happy to contribute something different! (I’m pretty sure I’m the only person with a G/t blog that’s primarily focused on Invader Zim, ‘cause every one of my obsessions turns into G/t at some point and it all gets very specific, so, yeah)

Anyway, I decided to do the episode “F.U.N.” I changed up most of the dialogue, ‘cause I don’t really like rewriting stuff word-for-word. There are a few lines that are the same, and I left the F.U.N. Song intact, ‘cause it’s a classic, but I tried to make it my own take on the episode. I did want to write an original story, but I have a hard time coming up with ideas for SpongeBob because the show’s been on for so long and has done so much already.

F.U.N.

SpongeBob hadn’t planned on going to the Chum Bucket that day. Well, no one did. Ever. But he had a good reason to go.

It was a standard day at the Krusty Krab. Plankton stole a Krabby Patty, and SpongeBob got it back. But for the first time, the sponge noticed something different about him: insecurity.

No matter how hard he tried, he would never amount to anything ever. His restaurant would always be a failure. HE would always be a failure.

SpongeBob felt for him. He always did, though he wouldn’t admit it to Mr. Krabs. The two of them had quite a bit in common, actually. They were both small. Really small. And it’s hard to make a name for yourself when you’re small. Hard to get others to take you seriously.

But they were also quite different, in that SpongeBob was an optimist. No matter the challenges thrown his way, he would always overcome them, and he believed Plankton could too if he had that support. If he only had a friend, if only the entire town hadn’t deemed him irredeemable, he could have a chance.

And SpongeBob was determined to give it to him.

So there he stood, at the massive doors of the Chum Bucket, waiting for Plankton.

Opening the doors, the tiny owner of the Chum Bucket was met with the equally tiny sponge.

“Oh. It’s you.” He sighed. “Haven’t you tormented me enough?”

“No. I mean, I was wondering if you wanted to come out and play with me.” SpongeBob replied.

“What!? No!” Plankton immediately slammed the door, but SpongeBob stayed there. He wouldn’t give up that easily.

After a minute, Plankton opened the door again.

“Alright, SpongeBob. I’ll comply. What exactly are we doing?”

The sponge was overcome with excitement. Instead of giving him a proper answer, he just wrapped Plankton in a tight hug.

“You have three seconds to let go of me.” Plankton stated, unamused.

SpongeBob let go and backed off, but he couldn’t stop smiling. They were finally making progress! He could turn an enemy into a friend!

So the two of them walked all the way to Jellyfish Fields, where the sponge would introduce his newest friend to one of his favorite activities: riding jellyfish.

“I don’t see the point of this. Why would I want to ride around on an electric blob if it’s not being used to destroy my enemies?” Plankton asked.

“Because it’s fun!” SpongeBob exclaimed, already seated on top of a jellyfish and holding on tight as it swam in loop-de-loops.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Plankton asked, rolling his eye.

The jellyfish dropped SpongeBob off on the grass beside Plankton, and he was left at a standstill. Fun? He’s never had to explain that before. It seemed pretty self explanatory. But with how lonely and hated he was, it was only reasonable that Plankton never experienced fun.

“Well... it’s kind of... sort of like... let me spell it for you.”

“F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere, anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea!”

Though at first unsure how to react to the spontaneous musical number, Plankton quickly chimed in.

“F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium! Bombs! N is for no survivors! WHEN YOU-“

“Plankton! Those things aren’t what fun is all about.” SpongeBob interrupted. “Let me help you.” He took Plankton’s stubby little hands and started to dance with him.

“F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! Try it!”

“N is for anywhere, anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea!”

Just from briefly dancing, Plankton looked exhausted, so SpongeBob let go of his hands. “I... I don’t understand this. Why do I feel all tingly inside? Should we stop?”

The sponge chuckled. “No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel!” He caught the slightest trace of a smile on his new friend’s face, and soon, it was a full-fledged grin.

“Well, I like it! Let’s do it again!”

“F is for frolic through all the flowers! U is for ukulele! N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand licking, here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

After a day of fun, the two parted ways. The next day, SpongeBob went into work, where his boss, Mr. Krabs, was waiting for him.

“SpongeBob, I need to talk to ya.” The crab lifted the tiny sponge up with his claw and set him down on the nearest table.

“What’s the problem, Mr. K?” SpongeBob asked.

“Look, son. I saw you and Plankton at Jellyfish Fields yesterday. I understand that you want to help, but I know him. He’s sneaky, he’s manipulative, and he’s after me secret recipe.”

“Mr. Krabs, I really think he’s changed. We had so much fun yesterday, I don’t think he could’ve faked that.”

At that moment, Plankton entered the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs glared at him from across the room, then went back into the kitchen.

“SpongeBuddy, are we still going to the movies?” Plankton asked.

“Of course!” SpongeBob replied cheerfully, looking down at Plankton from his perch upon the table.

The small green creature made his way towards the pulley-powered elevator that was attached to each table. Certain accommodations had to be made in order for the miniature sponge fry cook to do his job, so elevators were a staple.

Mr. Krabs quickly returned from the kitchen, his claws suspiciously concealed behind his back. “Before you go, I thought I’d offer your good friend something, if he’s interested...”

He revealed that he was holding a plate with a freshly made Krabby Patty on it, and placed it on the table, right beside Plankton.

“No, thanks. We’re getting popcorn.” He replied, shaking his head.

The crab continued to glare at him, waiting for him to make his next move, but Plankton just stood there.

“Well, we’re leaving now! See ya later, Mr. Krabs!” SpongeBob announced as he escorted Plankton back to the elevator. As they left the restaurant, the sponge glanced back at his boss as he let out a disappointed sigh. Though he did feel the slightest bit guilty for befriending Mr. Krabs’ worst enemy, he knew it was the right thing to do.

The two of them arrived at the movie theater, and got the biggest box of popcorn at the concessions stand. Due to their size, they were able to share one seat. Though really, their seat was the edge of the popcorn box, which was seated upon the actual theater chair.

Everything was fine. Well, except for when Bubble Bass sat on them, but he got back up right away to go after the spilled popcorn.

Then, everything changed.

The movie suddenly stopped, and on the screen, the shadow of Mr. Krabs was being projected.

“Listen up! He’s deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he’s got!”

SpongeBob and Plankton exchanged glances, neither of them sure what was happening.

“I’m talking to you, SpongeBob!”

Reluctantly, he did as he was told, only to find that somehow, Plankton did steal the Krabby Patty after all.

“What? Plankton, I... I thought you changed! I thought... we were friends...”

The sponge began to cry, which only meant one thing. Normally he was very small, but whenever he cried, SpongeBob absorbed his own tears, causing him to grow to massive proportions.

It was a well known fact that SpongeBob had the tendency to expand, what with how absorbent he was, and no one was particularly threatened by him, due to his kind and friendly nature, but it was still a major inconvenience, especially when this happened indoors.

“Plankton... why would you lie to me?” SpongeBob asked in a soft whimper.

Suddenly, Plankton began to cry as well.

“I’m sorry! I used you to get the Krabby Patty! But now that I have you as a friend...”

SpongeBob wiped his tears. Plankton was really about to give up the Krabby Patty, the sandwich he’d been trying to steal for his restaurant all this time, for the sake of their friendship.

“It changes NOTHING!”

Letting out an evil laugh, the tiny green villain ran off with the Krabby Patty, ripping right through the movie screen.

After calming down, the sponge reverted back to his default form, and Mr. Krabs met him at his seat.

“Mr. Krabs... I’m sorry. It’s my fault he got the Krabby Patty.”

To SpongeBob’s surprise, his boss smiled, and lifted him off the seat. “It’s alright, lad. You had the right intentions. Anyway, Plankton didn’t get away. Don’t you know what’s behind these screens?”

Mr. Krabs walked over to the screen and pulled it aside at the rip, revealing that Plankton and the Krabby Patty slammed right into the wall behind it.

“Solid concrete!”

Plankton stepped away from the wall, stumbling around in a daze. “You’ll pay for this, Krabs.” He mumbled.

“You know, SpongeBob? Maybe you should keep trying to be his friend. It keeps him confused.”

Maybe one day he would change, but SpongeBob learned that day that you can’t expect progress that quickly, no matter how catchy the song is.