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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working#while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables#damn right!!!!
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The unbearable pretension of writing about not writing
i I’m sitting down with Julia Cameron at the end of an introspective day. Julia writes: Creativity is a spiral path; we pass through the same issues over and over again at slightly differing altitudes. I have written twenty books, some more easily than others. My own perfectionism is not banished, just disguised. Now I call it “having standards.” I recently threw away two hundred pages of…
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#dunno if this has been done before but I looked and couldn't find it so I had to make one#blank map for the second image is from wikimedia commons#I'm not even particularly a Bird Person I just live somewhere where there's loons!#they don't have them in England or Egypt or Belgium or any of the other places I've heard them in Poirot episodes!#birds#animals#loons#common loon#maps#movies#television#sound design#ALSO even within the range you aren't going to hear them unless there's a sizeable body of water nearby!#I see them on the lake when I visit my uncle but no way could I ever see one here in town#they CANNOT WALK on land!
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf nevermind all that#is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too#reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough#i will continue trying to do better#anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect#its just about the intent#every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please#in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit#gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great
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usopp and merry (photo reference)
#one piece#usopp#usopp one piece#one piece fanart#a little late but hbd to the sniper king!!!#my art#going merry#i love usopp and sheep/lamb imagery SO much#i saw one fanart that had it the other day and i think it's in my queue bc i checked my blog but couldn't find it#water 7 is so sad but good...#isn't it funny that i didn't cry when reading one piece until merry's death#3000#1000
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My coworker took a full frontal picture of the arapaima at work and sent this in our group chat
#arapaima#pirarucu#fun fact: arapaima have been known to eat small animals and even primates that they find on the surface of the water#now you know#fish#fishblr#marine biology#aquatic animals#aquatic
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go#it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls#she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire#she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko#and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj#even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers#zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her#little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd#n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her#i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful#and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald#in conclusion they are idiots your honor
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Chewing on a headcanon that Wade let Cable walk away... and he wasn't going to make the same mistake with Logan
#welcome to another installment of “Water tries to find in-universe logic for Josh Brolin not being in the birthday party scene”#it's rotten work#they're all three such cagey people that if no one is brave enough to make the first move they just... won't#(do not perceive me)#maybe Nathan would have stayed if Wade had been brave enough to ask. Wade won't ever know#cablepool#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#(I find myself oddly charmed by that last one)#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool wolverine#deadpool spoilers#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#image description in alt#water logs#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 2
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Warm him up (plus an older drawing of Kremy in a 20s zoot suit, which is very fun to say)
#once upon a witchlight#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#ouaw#coalecroux#hes being a water heater#also the one where he carrying kremy hes in his snork mimimi ass old man nightshirt#my art#i ALWAYS FORGET TK TAG THINGS WITH THAT I KEEP HAVING TO GO BACK AND DO IT#i love to make things unsearchable apparently#i really should get better at tagging so i dont have to just scroll through my blog to find someones art i enjoyed....
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my toys
#kirby#bandana dee#meta knight#king dedede#my art#I like to think dedede has a build-a-bear heart inside of him#you know those action figures that have been through a lot? y'know paint scratched off from all the scuffs. yeah thats meta knight#he also makes that plastic sound when you move his limbs do you know what Im talking about#bandee has mold inside him :[ too much water :[#lost galaxia somewhere in my room now meta has no sword#you can find these guys in the back of your local dollar tree with a discount#not sharing my touys
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#trying to find ways around the nonsensical elements of paulie's jacket → high-visibility strip (what the hell. sure)#the illuminating knot is called a Half-Hitch-and-Seizing Bend#if you were interested!#i picked up a book on nautical knots recently for water 7 research purposes & am having a blast with it#op paulie#water 7#one piece#my art
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living burger meat
#twisted wonderland#jack howl#leona kingscholar#jack howl x oc#leona kingscholar x oc#twst yuu#yuu/mc#twstvic#myart#savanaclaw#twst fanart#testing the waters......#TWO big tiddy beastmen now?? more likely than you think#you are not hallucinating. the V neck on their tops are lower.#fellas be honest is leona a bit too slutty did I exaggerate#i tried out a more manga style/coloring ??? its NOT as easy as it looked like OTL#idk why i drew them in dorm uniforms?? just to torture myself?? now i get why its so hard to find fanart of savanaboys in their dorm uni OT
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lol I hope you weren’t under the impression that the dress was hiding how ill fitting your bra was….

i’m not really worried abt that bc imagine these in that dress. if you’re at my height or taller than me: YOURE WELCOME
#the lil dots are bc i’ve been sweating like crazy doing stuff outside and ughhh#i need to exfoliate#y’all i got a new shampoo bar tho and it’s SO GOOD my hair is so much softer#i’ve been having issues finding a good shampoo bc i went from soft city water m#to extremely hard water#and it turns out all those minerals dry my hair out which. i’ve never dealt with before haha#anyways god bless my great aunt and her impulse buying of shampoo bc she just gives me her extras it’s awesome m#talk#ask
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13 yrs later :

#one piece#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#donquixote rosinante#donquixote doflamingo#baby 5#hey#ive been posting more on my side twt acc for op#if you can find me there#it has shipping stuffs tho#i don’t know if i want to post shippy arts here#but maybe later
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