#first time posting lol

[semipoet]

One of my first poems to be edited and published in an undergrad magazine!

To pay for a woman

is to assume the price of a meal is comparable to the change I 

toss out every month.

Even more change than you could ever toss at my counter with a wink,

anticipating my glazed, customer-service smile in return.

For a week each month, 

I am turned inside out and still expected to know my rights

from my lefts.

I feel drugged with the strain of my neck, the pain of tears building in my throat, 

with the loss of control, the isolation of not moving from my bed for hours.

While my entire body bleeds, 

and bleeds, 

and bleeds, and bleeds, 

and bleeds blood, sweat, tears, my whole being.

Meanwhile, I clench my fist and grit my teeth, to restrain the Furies inside 

by the cage of my own making. 

Meanwhile, you stand at my register explaining to me,

“I wouldn’t be able to work here with a distraction like you,”

complete with an acidic smile.

[eldritch-ace]

May the fourth be with you!!! 💫✨

[depresed-duck]

this was funnier in my head

[daxwormzz]

Who are these people…

[eggbem]

Post Villain-of-the-Week-Scuffle Nap.

Good morning everyone! (Welcome to my seminar!) Here's some Portal Duo snuggling to start off your day! What's the point of having the ability to draw turtles if you don't indulge in the softest of fluff once in a while?

Just ignore the fact that, with Leo's canon bed setup, there's really no room for Raph to be standing on the other side. How's he doing that? Magic ig.

(I feel like this goes without saying, but you never know: T-cest, do NOT interact; I will punt you to the moon.)

[melioristicbeast]

top part's bc i wanted to design a little sticker for myself - couldn't resist adding a little smooch (:< 2-for-1 combo of a little more of a size difference than i usually go for and the pointy ears @poly-hebdo draws derek with because it's cute as fuck

[find this and my other art on Redbubble!]

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[nekovale]

This... was not on my list of things to draw. Anyways,

[kittysparkles78]

Art project for school

[wolviesdoll]

jason who drives fast but never when you're passenger. not that he's a careless driver normally, he just cares much more about what could happen to you than what could happen to him. normally he's the type who accidentally runs a red light because he misjudged the distance and thought he could pass a yellow. maybe he's went over a couple curbs here and there when turning, and maybe his stops aren't the smoothest either. what could he say? it's not like he ever took a drivers ed class. however, when his everything is sitting right next to him, how could he not be careful? he's slowing down into his stops, eases into his turns, and doesn't speed before the yellow light could turn red. he takes passenger princess literally in the way he makes sure you're comfortable and cared for.

he was much more precautious about his motorcycle. jason hesitated for months to finally let you on. he originally wasn't going to let you on at all, but unfortunately for him, he's susceptible to your pleading and gave in eventually. he gave you a lecture about the proper clothes and making sure your helmet was on at all times beforehand, setting a clear rule that could not be broken. there's nothing he's more serious about than your safety. he keeps your arms wrapped around his torso and gently taps your thigh when he feels you're not hugging him tight enough. he even got a custom helmet made to fit you perfectly, despite him rarely letting you join him. that's not to say he doesn't like it when you're with him. he likes feeling you behind him, likes the way your hair is tousled by the wind and helmet combo. but best of all he likes the way you smile afterward, a toothy grin with stars in your eyes and adrenaline still coursing through your veins. he loves making you happy most of all, and if a late night ride on his motorcycle does the trick, he can be persuaded.

[shrimpricebowl]

my greatest mistake was that i cared

[nicktoonsunite]

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

This is entirely self indulgent and I haven't even gotten to the indulging part yet.

[kosalus]

bicep meme 2 electric boogaloo with dame aylin and isobel

[hinamie]

redraws featuring some of my fav megu moments(tm)

[its-the-sa]

i have a confession to make:

the reason i have disappeared from the rainworld fandom for so long is because i have become obsessed with minecraft. specifically, the warden and the deep dark.

i only mention this because i recently returned to rain world to play the watcher dlc, and now if i had a nickel for every time i have obsessed over a sentient colony of black mold i would have two nickels

one has the mental capacity of a godlike supercomputer and the other has the mental capacity of an autistic grizzly bear. i love them both dearly .