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milflewis · 2 years ago

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ted lasso walks around with his Ass Clenched but jason sudeikis doesn’t so this mean it’s an acting choice and i have questions for him

#first. why. second. why.#in this essay i will discuss why ted lasso needs to get pegged or fucked and how it would make him feel at least sixty three percent better #i wonder if jason also has this essay #ted lasso #tv tag

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batcavescolony · 11 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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get 'em before they melt!

(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)

#art #twisted wonderland #the only flavor that took longer than thirty seconds was idia #purely because first thought there was mt dew midnight baja blast #should've just run with it tbh. dang.#(some of the transliterations were hard to double-check so please forgive any errors 🙇)#(unfortunately i had already committed when i found out the spanish tuna is トゥナ and not ツナ) (my joke...ruined...)#man. you ever spend a super long time doing 20+ character pops and then be like #wait why did i do this #story of my life right there ( ᐛ )#sorry for not being around much it's been a Time #just a lot of ups and downs and not really being in the right headspace for Jokes #eternity float better be hilarious is all i'm saying (it already is based on the cards so i think we're good)

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bbbbbbbbatman · 11 months ago

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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nova-rpv · 9 months ago

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doom morph morphing

dont forget ur daily clicks!!

#just when im able to draw doom morph the trailer releases we are being FED #he/she pronouns sonic btw shes genderfluid her gender changes and flows with the wind #mmmmaaayybe ill retweek the first drawing in the future. not in the near future. but in the fture #wait why is there a white line at the top of the second drawing. ffuuuuuck fuvk fuck fuck f #sth #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the werehog #shadow the hedgehog #doom morph #sonadow #nov.aart #nov.oodles

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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You've got so much to learn

#stobotnik #agent stone #doctor ivo robotnik #more like ivo gerald abandonment issues robotnik #this comic wasn't planned (yes i actually plan them) it came to me in a vision #i just thought that at first robotnik probably didn't expect stone to stay for long #but at some point he just understood that stone wasn't going anywhere #i mean he left him his manifesto. when he returned from the mushroom planet he didn't doubt for a second that stone was waiting #i think he doesn't question it anymore he just think it's natural #stone is just Like That #but initially he couldn't have known #why is he time traveling? i've no idea #also i phrased “you already HAVE stone” that way on purpose because ivo is a weirdo #good thing past ivo didn't ask “he still works for you” because that's a more complicated answer...#the badniks recognize robotnik as himself and won't attack him and that's the only reason he wasn't shot on sight #also nothing against gothbotnik future ivo is just an asshole #eggman is time traveling

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pyxilz · 4 months ago

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I wanted to draw his arm

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #marvel #fanart #art #artwork #digital fanart #digital art #james buchanan barnes #sketch #i really enjoyed painting these #mostly because the first took only 30 minutes and the second took an hour #that’s why they’re messy

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chaoticbuggybitchboy · 6 months ago

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So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.

#chaoticbuggybitchboy #idk what to tag this as #us politics #lgbtq #cripple punk #<- tag this whatever you want #that’s just why i personally am pissed off #my posts that hit it off #this is my second post to hit 1k notes and it’s the first to get there in a day

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tempo-takoyaki · 3 months ago

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"It would be my pleasure to give you a proper tour and introduce you to everyone."

Here is my full illustration for @svsssbigbang for the fanfiction Night at Cang Qiong Museum by @adventure-waffles! An incredible Night at the Museum x Scum Villain AU! Don't hesitate to also check out the other two artists incredible pieces for this fanfiction: dustmeadowx and qiye!

And since I know that tumblr tends to destroy the quality of my illustrations, here are some close-ups under the cut: