#fish in heat

[pikaberi]

[barksbog]

custom sunfish plush for @realsunfish

custom printed design (printed in studio on bubblegum shannon)

about 60cm/2ft long

very soft

attempted to escape into the danube river during the photoshoot

[legallybrunettedotcom]

THE HEIST

crooks. thieves. liars. and these are the ones we're rooting for.

youtube link

[warandpeas]

We’ve All Got a Bit of Barbie in Us

Collab Comic with the wonderful people from Rewriting Extinction. Go check them out and support their cause.

[sans-guy]

[sea-lanterns]

^^ im the same anon who sent the jaguar funfact, so can i be 🐆 (jaguar) anon?

basically im just here to show off my hyperfixation and asks thirsts hehe :P anyways, when breeding, jaguars may mate up to 100 times a day.. so.. rip reader's cunt i guess☹️

100 times a day……..

Oml, Xilonen is insatiable. She might take the cake for having the highest libido out of all the genshin women tbh, just for the sole fact she is capable of doing this 😨

Imagine being bred 100 times in a single day…bring creampied by an eager and horny jaguar lady who can’t stop because she’s driven to lust by her own heat. You might as well call off work for the week because you can’t even move after a day like that…

Also yes, you can be 🐆 anon!

[dismas-n-dismay]

Me after reading a typical wtfoctagon fic (it literally is a master class in lesbian writing)

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

Happy Birthday to the biggest little shit I know, I love you so much it hurts, seriously. Thank you for blessing us with your existence another year. <3 Lots of technical difficulties with this one but at least I can draw again. :')

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

INSTEAD of enjoying 4th of July i'm meant to be "resting" Because "you look like a lobster" and "aloe vera doesn't help if you go back in the lake"

Smh- some people just hate to see a girl thriving.

[hedgehog-moss]

A couple of photos of my October greenhouse! For the anon who was wondering what the aquaponic setup looks like in full view. The wooden structure in the middle is the 1000L fish tank, with the growing towers for aquaponic gardening hanging above it, and water constantly circulating between the two. The plants you see on the left of the 2nd pic are my green beans which are still producing now in December!

[huariqueje]

Dog Days - Janet Fish , 1993.

American , b. 1938 -  

Oil on canvas , 46 x 80 in. 116.8 x 203.2 cm.

[tmntkiseki]

The more I think about it, the more I'm really liking my "Leonardo learns to cook" fic idea

Takes place during the period of time Leonardo is in Japan training with the Ancient One.

Perfect excuse to introduce my 2003!Venus, her little sister Primavera, and their backstory

Feels because while Leonardo is getting better, he's still in the process of recovering from his Season 4 PTSD arc (he's also homesick and missing his brothers and father like hell.)

Food as a metaphor for the comforts of home, familial love, and nostalgia for simpler, more innocent times

Throw in some yokai and demons for the hell of it because this is ninja turtles and it wouldn't be complete without a couple of fight scenes.

Come on, seeing Leonardo awkwardly fumble around in the kitchen would be cute.

[icewindandboringhorror]

I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

[moonshynecybin]

I do not understand what was going on in Vale’s head after 2015. Like, every time he speaks about Marc he always brings up Sepang and explain how that was the breaking point in their relationship, he doesn’t really talk about Argentina, but at the same time in 2016 they were lowkey getting closer again (?). Then he says that after 2015 he was being polite to Marc only to not waste time, but why? He clearly had no problem to express all his hatred towards him after 2018 so what was the need to act polite and appear fake when he knew damn well that even if he kept talking shit about Marc the journalist and all his fans would have his back. Truly a confusing man, I bet Marc was driving himself insane to try to understand him.

first of all thats a lot of smoke even for my man valentino. like years of smoke. again, hes kind of known as the fun funny guy everybody loves to see win bc he's their silly little elf prince... and yes he's a killer on the track (thats also fun) and hes aware of how to manipulate the public opinion. BUT because of that, i think he's also aware that all of that adoration is something that he can potentially lose or at least have less control over... crowds like jesters when theyre FUN. and when marc's pr strategy at that point about this was 1. ignore it, 2. be very sweet to vale when you see him bc you love him (like he said hi to vale almost every single time they sat next together in 2016. a more sane man wouldve just chilled in contemplative heartbroken silence. not marc ! not my crazy little guy !), being consistently aggressive towards him is a lot less fun for everybody. gives him a lot less power in terms of wielding/controlling that rivalry when he thinks he really needs to. hes NOT lying when he says its easier to just say hi to marc. it is! if he ignored marc every weekend, that would be the story of the weekend. every single time. and i think he learned in the aftermath of sepang how big a story like this could get (we STILL talk about it. marc was answering jorge vs valentino questions THIS WEEK.) and how much they can dominate his life and capture the eyes of the press. kind of inescapably. resigning himself to an eternal retirement of answering questions like how fast do you think marquez will be on the ducati?? (i KNOWWW hes sick rn btw). a monster of his own creation. so i think he learned in malaysia to only go after marc when hes really fucking pissed off. and he was really fucking pissed off in argentina 2018. and unfortunately marc didnt get the hint until then i think.

[chasm-side]

New DC fanfic trope:

A non-meta character discovers they do have a metahuman ability. It's the power to temporarily gain one (1) superpower from any meta they sleep with. And no, they do not get to choose which power it is.

[sea-lanterns]

Low-key feel bad for the Empress having to give birth to so many heirs LMFAO

The Empreussy is strong but her love for her courtesans is even stronger

RIP that Emprussy 😭

Luckily for her, her resilience makes her determined to have her heirs. Pregnancy is a bitch, but it’s worth it to have such beautiful children with her courtesans <3

At the very least, the Empress has many lovers that’ll help her and stick by her side for everything :)