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cryptocism · 3 months

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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dkettchen · 1 year

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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

#construction core #I am legitimately tempted to make this irl #just like as a commentary art piece on failed attempts at inclusion that completely missed the point #but alas I lack the booba these days to make it for myself so I'll need someone else to fit it to to enable my shenanigans #maybe someday #in the dream I met finnster in the next shop and was like dude you should go buy it for the meme lolll you could wear it on a stream #so uuuhhh- finn if you're reading this (I know you've seen my tumblr before we have video evidence) and you want this I'll make it for you #for manly man construction times #just let me know x'D #to the transmascs reading this: read the linked comics they're highly relatable #you can lose a whole morning to them #like me #have fun

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blumineck · 4 months

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Go watch me learn to not fall!

#pole #dance #fitness #archery #fall #fail #training

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vcrnons · 10 months

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S.COUPS Marie Claire Shoot Sketch

BONUS : a realtime transformation from cheollie<3 -> general leader s.coups

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patricksteel · 2 years

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Patrick Steel - Fearless Music Video Short (Körper ist Müde teaser of my song)

https://youtu.be/gc_y03t7opA

#FettesBrot #fettes brot #körper ist Müde #an tagen wie diesen #Patrick steel #fitness fail #fitness fails #planche into handstandwalk #planche #planches #music video #my music #music #song #fitness video #sport #burger

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monakisu · 5 months

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lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

#the vibes im envisioning are Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her but theres no man to kill each other over #just their libidos i guess #SORRY but i chopped off L’s hair because as someone with buttcheek-long hair i find it a NIGHTMARE dealing with this shit #stray hair everywhere like im a goddamn husky #only light would have the patience and vanity to take care of absurdly long locks #and i know L’s shirt looks sorta form-fitting but thats just me failing as an artist. it’s baggy. trust 🙏#美迪 archive #💡princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#lawlight #l月 #light yagami #L #death note #art #artists on tumblr #画画 #涂鸦

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deineip · 2 years

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Bodybuilding Fail

Etwas übernommen und schon macht es Zack

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#fitness fail #studio fail #Youtube

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jessyka-fitness · 2 years

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Crossfit Athlete Motivation | Barbell UP

[Music] Thank you [Music]

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juha-art · 2 months

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ELECTROCHEMISTRY- No one will ever want to sleep with you.

Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out, Richard Siken

#disco elysium #disco elysium art #harry du bois #dolores dei #dora ingerlund #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #disco elysium fanart #juha-art #ok normal tags over time to go crazy. im working on a longer comic with text from the actual game about this imso normal about how harry #turns the people he loves into gods or angels or saints. immediately! he can say kim is too perfect to be human on day one. its crazy.#harry form healthy attachments challenge- composure [godly: failed]#Here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all forgiven #even though we didn’t deserve it. Inside your head you hear a phone ringing #I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together to make a creature that will do what I say. or love me back.#so many lines fit so well in this poem..maybe one day ill continue this #de poetry

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chatlote · 5 months

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You could have wished for the world

But you wished for me instead

What a waste, isn't it?

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Art I drew in 2/2 I only realized today I forgot to post on tumblr oops

#my art #goro akechi #persona 5 #shuake #i was so confused going through my archive wondering why i couldnt find it and i only posted on twt #i failed my origins #this is before we know the akechi wish situation but its still fitting enough #looks like a sick fic cover #p5r #p5

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hinamie · 5 months

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choke you back like fingers

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #fanart #jjk fanart #hides face in hands by talos this cant keep happening........#throws arms up IDK IM SORRY HE GETS AWAY FROM ME EVERY TIME #hina dress chars normally challenge failed once again gomen #i actually benched this piece for a while . came back to it. COMPLETELY retconned th vibe and now he looks like this #im sorry?? you're welcome???????? take ur pick #i kno that tf sukuna has the stomach mouth instead of the tattoos but i couldnt b bothered also i worked hard on those abs >:(#also i think this is the nicest hair ive ever given him but idk how on model it is fhdssgdjf OOPS #its part of the fit it goes with the crop top #also pls listen 2 burn the witch its such a vibe #chants theres blood on the walls theres spirits in the dolls theres blood on the walls theres spirits in the dolls

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chamoemileclown · 4 months

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words aren't easy but neither am i!!!

#you should listen to to fall is not to fail by dear nora its a good song #do i be evil and tag tazercraft fanart or not #like they're there #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp fit #qsmp fitmc #fitmcfanart #fitmc fanart

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desire-mona · 4 months

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wanna know the rsl photo that haunts me most? yes you do its this one

why do u have a doohickey vest. put those toes away this is a conceal carry household. like this is unnecessary

#desire mona #media #truly can never get over this one like it follows me everywhere #going about my day and my brains like hey do you remember the fuckass vest. lets think about the fuckass vest #dont tell anyone but i do kinda fuck with the doohickey vest. like a little. in a vacuum its sick as hell #EDIT HIS PANTS ARE TOO LONG. RSL WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT YOU CHALLENGE FAILED YET AGAIN!!!!!!#dead poets society #house md #robert sean leonard

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ultrainfinitepit · 2 years

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Moon Cycle 2 - a redraw of this piece.

#town of puddle #ocs #a few people were wondering about the meaning so I'll try to explain it #it's a bit about failing to be the daughter or child who fits in or lives up to expectations #it's also about mommy issues and passing those down in a cycle #hence moon cycle!#each of the little angels represents a mother and child #I was inspired by that one scene in Turning Red #the central figure is inspired by the pregnant woman in Klimt's Hope II #she's the symbolic Mother Moon #a fusion of all the mothers in the Moon family #she loves her baby very much but her eyes are closed to the cycle she is a part of #it's kind of a sad piece but it's also very much about motherly love

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maddyscrsideblog · 7 months

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Something something the way Orym keeps talking around his feelings for Dorian by saying he misses him rather than he loves him "I really miss Dorian and sometimes I think that's okay and sometimes I think it isn't" and "If I don't get the chance again... I've really missed you" and the way that the absence of a person he loves is such an intrinsic part of the way Orym has lived his life for the past 6 or 7 years, saying he misses Dorian feels so close to a declaration of love because he misses Will so fucking bad all the time and he loved Will so deeply that missing someone and loving someone blurs together into the same feeling

#i'm failing to get any work done because i am absolutely plagued with dorym thoughts #'i miss you' as a stand in for 'i love you' fits so painfully well for a character who's been a widower since he was maybe 29 #orym #dorym #cr spoilers #critical role

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chalkrub · 4 months

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mockley time it's mockley time will you have some mockleys of mine

#my art #oc #mockley #anthro #furry #dinosaur #i think i like this mockley i think i'm guiding her to where she needs to be design-wise to fit in with her human cohorts #and the lines were fun as hell to render. mockley has so many textures #been in an art rut recently. feel like i'm guiding my art where i don't want it to go. and also feel limited in what i can do #big pity party basically lol but it's good to recognise that and be like well whatever. just do some studies and get back on track #less throwing myself against the same wall and more finding a ladder to get over it. which will involve more studies and less oc drawings #and also less comparing myself to other people and especially people younger than me who have amazing art it's BAD for you #compete with YOURSELF and you can neverrr lose. you can never lose if you have fun LOSING #learn to LOVE losing #my favourite vinny vinesauce quote and one of my favourite motivational quotes ever. he said it as a joke while salty at mario kart #but it's resonated positively in my life ever since hearing it #fall in love with failing.....learn to love losing....(said to myself)

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