#florence deserves better

[littledreamybeth]

Imagine being in Florence's shoes right now. The woman you've looked up to and couldn't wait to work with, whom you idolized and praised, puts the entire blame on you for the departure of your former co-star, and then has the audacity to condescendingly call you 'Miss Flo' because she knows she can't even compete with the dirt on the ground you're walking on. I assume Miss Wilde must've hated her for some reason, probably because Florence is more successful in her middle twenties than she'll ever be. I'm happy Flo is detaching herself from dwd and I hope everyone does as well. It's what miss 'no asshole policy', fake girl boss 'female ejaculation' feminist deserves. And don't get me started on Harry and his bs the last couple of days

[eggplantgifs]

Satoko Miyahara: Jenny of Oldstones » 2023 Stars on Ice Japan: Osaka

[aceredshirt13]

pitching Florence Craye/Laura Pyke as the latest submission in the realm of toxic yuri. between Florence’s Karen-esque abuse of the working class and Laura’s fat-shaming militant veganism I think they could truly form all of the worst qualities of white girls on social media into one couple. they should date each other so they can stay away from everyone else

[blackvelvetofnight]

it's so sad when a really good original song is in a whatever movie. girl get out of there

[thegaycuzin]

[thoughtsfromataco]

Can I say... yikes

[thecodyagenda]

i have little to no idea about this celebrity drama shit but im gonna get all my info from tumblr vagueposting bc thats the best way to understand this shit

[attaboy-art]

lbmr dewdles

[Image ID: three large sketches on a light grey background of characters from layton brothers mystery room. in the top left is a drawn depiction of the "You Have UNO" meme with justin lawson, alfendi layton, and hilda pertinax. justin says "everyone has uno, dipshit. it came free with your fucking XBOX" and alfendi replies "i didn't get it. i have the oldest XBOX known to man." hilda is looking to the right and thinking about women. in the bottom left is an excited katrielle meeting al's coworkers for the first time. she asks "wow!! do you guys work with my brother?" and hilda and florence sich stare at her, but hague is smiling back at her. katrielle says "oh..." in disappointment. in the middle right is a large sketch of hilda waving and smiling. /.End ID.]

[cherrycon2011]

listening to songs i loved years ago sucks so bad it feels like im reliving their life from a lens of knowing how bad itll all end and how little they really knew about the world when they were in control of this flesh suit body

[imalsohisheartguard]

Like, I didn't care about any of these people other than my admiration for some of the actors in this movie. But the drama is feeding my miserable soul and I'm all here for it thank you Hollywood once again for filling the void

[zonatcannibalism]

OF COURSE SHE GOT FLORENCE FOR AN ALBUM CALLED THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTEMENT

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

the fact that barbie's rotten tomatoes score is 90% and oppenheimer's is 94% says a lot about us as a society.

[ariopteryx]

If they ever make a sequel to Goncharov this is the song I imagine for the teaser trailer:

Fade cut scenes showing flashes of Naples gripped in the depths of winter. A weary Goncharov sits across from Katya as they contemplate taking on 'one last job'. A hand lovingly brushes Andrey's hair out of his face while he sleeps. Goncharov and Katya eyes flicker across the screen exhanching old wounds and offering silent blows.

The illuminated face of clock tower fills the screen as the piano enters (1:01) A funeral procession leaves Andrey staring longingly upward as the camera pulls away. Sofia is in her dressing room applying makeup while sheathing a jewled dagger small enough to be concealed under a dress. A revolver with a mother of pearl grip rests on the cluttered vanity. She glances past her reflection as somone enters. Cut. Icepick Joe collapses against an alley wall grimaced in pain clutching a wound. Cut. Goncharov stares out at the iluminated Napels skyline. Danger it seems is everywhere.

Katya and Sofia each in glitering gowns cut through a ballroom with a tango while "As we're danceing cheek to cheek" plays (1:29). Cut. Goncharov offers Icepick Joe a cigarette on an balcony. Joe takes it and smirks knowingly. Cut. Sofia (in the same glittering dress) dances sultrily. Cut. Katya presses Andrey against a wall as they kiss passionatly. Cut. Goncharov is in an abandoned tunnel shouting furiously at an unknown person. He's holds an icepick in his left hand. Cut. Andrey coughs a mouthful of blood. Cut. Automatic gunfire pursus a black car careening through the streets. Cut. Mafia leaders smirk with their cigars. Cut. Goncharov runs through a factory while sparks fall from overhead. Cut. Sofia and Katya continue their ballroom tango, their faces almost touching. Cut. A mafia leader pats Andrey affectionatly on the back. Cut. Icepick joe, with a broken cigarette and undershirt, loads a machine gun. Cut.

"I'll kiss you once for life" plays (2:10) as snow gently falls over the city as Goncharov and Katya stand outside a palatial building. Cut. "I'll kiss you twice for death." Gornchanov and Andrey are standing side by side exchanging heartfelt expressions. "I'll hold you close for comfort..." as the camera pulls up over a dead body before fading to an illuminated clock face "...wearing my best dress..." fade to black.

End.

[d-1hater]

Everyone losing their minds over the latest Hollywood scandal:

Me, someone who is easily bored and entertained, showing up with zero prior knowledge ready to face the newest challenger to my short attention span and form a very strong opinion on it:

[unabashedqueenfury]

Reign 2013-2017/ 02-13• 03-01

Toby Finn Regbo as Francis Valois

The Nightmare is over...

Stanotte a mezzanotte mi levai,

Trovai 'l mio cuore che del petto usciva;

E io gli dissi: cor, dove ne vai?

Mi disse: a veder voi che ne veniva

Mira, il mi' core se non ti vuol bene!

Esce dal petto e ti viene a vedere.

(Giuseppe Tigri, from "Canti popolari toscani, Serenate, 1856)

The Nightmare begins...

Questa partita la vo' far piangendo,

E sospirando per tutta la via:

E gli occhi bassi, e la mente dicendo:

Ove ti lascio, dolce anima mia?

Ove ti lascio, mazzo di be' fiori?

Alla partita mia pianti e dolori!

(Giuseppe Tigri, from "Canti popolari toscani ", La Partenza e l'Addio, 1856)

[all-is-fair-in-love-and-war]

Francesco & Novella theme song

(my opinion)