oh shit, he found a gingerbrave!
here, a spamgerbrave to add to your collection.
"WHY THAT IS [simple syrup] THE BEST LOOKING [coogie] IF I EVER SAW ONE!"
"HE LOOKS VERY FRIENDLY AND A [reel] STAND UP SALESMAN!""
"I'M SURE [knee] WOULD AGREE WITH ME!"
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOWING UP HERE? GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB BIRD BACK TO YOUR OWN BLOG!"
"YOU HAVEN'T [Weenie hut jrs] THE LAST OF SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON, YOU [ficherprice chatterphone 1961] HEADED MAN!"
"god I hate when the mod does crossovers like this, that thing belongs on ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon over in the pokemon side of tumblr."
"where you can also find people like artyburgh , thetravelingymleader , and another clown like sweetertreats ..."
"this totally wasn't a promo for the people the mod knows, he'd never lower his self to such a filthy thing."
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I think the community movie should open w troy and abed with their faces right in the camera, looking right at the audience. they're older and different but still the same in many ways. the very first line of the movie is their signature catchphrase, "troy and abed in a moovviieeeeee!" (the audience goes wild.)
they take a step back and abed goes "yeah, i think we got it." the rest of the cold open is them filming (or showing) a movie they made, which foreshadows the rest of this movie ofc, until jeff walks in and tells them off for still being weird/loud/etc. they just shrug and he rolls his eyes and leaves. troy and abed have one more little quip and then
roll opening sequence
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Yeah mattie take ur mun's comic reblogs as advice HUH
@littlemeangreen
“Um…not happening…” Mattie frowned. Like she was going to going to get advice from a webcomic. Or from that madwoman for that matter.
To be fair, I am the reason she has such an angsty backstory in the first place…
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Time to answer a question everyone needs answered: how do sparkthrowers/guns work exactly?
I lied no one really needs this answered but I do so here you go!
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In the tutorial, Boochbeard warns us of spark throwers, saying: "Careful of those sparkthrowers! They'll stun you into submission-- that's how guns work in the spiral."
(nice forthwall break)
Now this is probably to make the game more kid friendly but obviously I need l o r e so here are my thoughts: ->
The guns shoot sparks of electricity, but how? I personally believe it is through the use of 'lumina crystals.' These are crystals that are charged with storm magic in a mill in Triton Avenue(w101). Lumina crystals cut small, so essentially you can 'socket' them into the gun and take them out once they need to be recharged.
Now if you want a gun that doesn't need a recharge, I assume there are expensive options-- for example, a gun that is enchanted with storm magic.
Okay so everything described here doesn't need bullets, in fact bullets aren't shown due ya know kidz but then
COOL RANCH
there are silver bullets?? How spark come out of bullet??
Anyways since metal is a conductor I'm assuming maybe it's just charged?? Make bullet and spark MAKE SENSE KINGSISLE PLEASE I SWEAR-
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Last but not least injuries. Since it is electricity wounds will mostly be burns, but enough electricity can kill a person.
To break it down here are symptoms and what happens during electrical shock:
• Outside Body
Can have visible burns but in some cases you look normal. For a sparkthrower, since it shoots out, I'd assume it'd be mostly burns.
• Inside Body
Moving electrical currents can cause damage to organs/stuff around them and cardiac arrest.
- Symptoms
Headache, loss of consciousness, muscle spasms, numbness/tingling, trouble breathing, vision/hearing issues, seizures, and irregular heartbeat.
<- The shock also has a chance to cause Compartment Syndrome.
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Last but not least, handling. Handling a lumina crystal is probably safe as it is in a solid form, but I'd be wary if it's cracked or so.
The most important thing is to not touch the barrel while the sparkthrower is being shot or for some time after. You don't want to accidentally electrocute yourself!
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*Desiree shapeshifted herself into harriet the report pretending to give the news to the audience (breaking the forthwall)*
Desiree: this little man is in dire need of adult acitivity *wink*
Vlad: i dO NOTTTT
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YALL ITS CANON
LOGAN CAN BREAK THE FORTHWALL ITS CANON LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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*mocha waves at the streamer*
'What in the!?- a forthwall break!?-'
The human was currently spaced the fuck out
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I can't help but imagine Ink and Matrix having a conversation like this:
Ink: Oh! Are you going to be a parent?! That's neat pal! I'm going to be a parent too! You know, *starts rambling about baby things he learnt*
Matrix: *internal screamings*
"Wellll- While I would LOVE TO SAY OH HANDS DOWN, Exclusive and Matrix would do that.... That isn't quite how Exclusive works and you'll just have to wait on the next page of this comic I'm working on.
There's legit three pages and the seconds, gonna be a long one -7- <3"
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Hey charlie how’d you become a phoney??
"who in the fuck calls phone guys phoney's besides dave miller?"
"dumbass anyway uh idk look at my lore posts you find out"
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Your dealing with alot so I'm going to give you a hug cause I love you so Much!😶👉👈💗
You’re pretty sweet for a small EARTH-LARVA.
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Maeve: Aaaah! Shit! I hate when you’re right!
Mal: It’s your parents.
Maeve: Okay, we’re cool, you’re cool. Just act naturally Mal.
On second though...Don’t act naturally! Do NOT act naturally, Mal!
-Mal lifts a brow.-
Mal: Okay, be fake to inlaws. Duly noted.
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