I don’t know who needs to hear this but IKEA’s one year return policy could save someone.
During the pandemic I had to go through some weird moving/living situation dilemma. I thought I would be fucked over with all the furniture I just bought and nothing to do with it.
When someone pointed out the one year return policy and I just.
Returned my whole apartment.
Got all my money back 100% after almost a year of using it all it was great.
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Heh.
Hi Sei!!! Thank you for your service o7 🫡
Hehe, could I request a little itty bitty Grant/Nicky from you please? (I was thinking Nick Close specifically!)
Ty! 💜
[VOTE FOR GLENN CLOSE HERE AND GET A SKETCH REQUEST]
hi baba <3 !!! just doing my part o7
i think nick should get to be a stupid flirt. and that grant should get to be in his tomato era forever around cute boys who kiss him.
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i relate to hamilton because i too write like i'm running out of time. like i need it to survive.
(i haven't written in a week)
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(Sorry, as a crack alternative follow up to my last Destiny post)
Any of the Endless siblings: Destiny, can't you check your book about this?
Destiny: No, I can't.
Endless Siblings: Please!
Destiny, sighing: Fine.
Destiny, stands there with the book clearly closed and then looks back at them: Yep, nothing there.
Siblings: ...But, you didn't even open it.
Destiny: I'm sorry, are you the embodiment of destiny? Is this your garden? Do I come into your realm and tell you how your tools work???
Destiny, in a The Office style sidebar: There's literally nothing written in this book, and I have no idea how to work it. Honestly, I'm not even involved in the destiny of the universe. I just show up after things happen and say I knew they would happen. So far, no one's called me on it except for Delirium.
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This is 100% not a front for human trafficking. Nope, definitely not.
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i feel like out of all the services, ticketmaster is the least justified in asking me for more information and to download an app right now
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These aren't accomplishments of any significance. Is your mom still proud?
I wonder if the Boston Dumb Fuck ate a veggie burger on the crapper, too, after he saw his list of accomplishments during his SMA reign. I guess we shouldn't be surprised- all he could come up with for a look back on 2022 was a series of severely lame, badly staged scare videos with his racist, antisemitetic, fatshaming Lolita "girlfriend"/wifey where she wasn't even allow to touch him.
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Just got a voicemail from a debt collector wtf. I dont owe any debts. Well I'm not calling them back. They want anything from me they can send it in writing
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personally i would get a divorce if i hadnt had sex with my husband in decades (decadeS) and he neglected my adopted son when he was in a life threatening medical emergency and punched my daughter in the gut (for being anti war) and i didnt even get a catholic marriage because he's lutheran but maybe im just built different from my grandma
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