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[ebonytails]

I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Simon Petrikov

[funnierasafictive]

this isn't like.. too much I'm hoping but I find it inherently funny that with our mlp fictives we have a gen 3 rainbow dash, a gen 3.5 rainbow dash, I THINK a rainbow dash from gen 3 "run away rainbow", and a gen 4 rainbow dash who stares at them in shock and horror because ALL THREE BUT HER HAVE GEN 4 RARITY'S PERSONALITY??? "HOW AM I THOSE PONYS??"

also hilarious that we have 2 gen 3 mexican pinkies(minor context: mexico's toy releases were WHACK with colors for mlp and pinkie pie's were white mane or at least MUCH lighter pinks than the other countries' releases of the toys) who are both girlfriends to eachother and our anger holder gen 3 Minty who keeps going on about "in my day EVERYONE was lesbian coded because there were no stallions!!!" in the old person "back in my day" way grandparents do without even being one.

thats AMAZING, thank you for sharing

that reminds me of the VArious various many many sally face fictives we've met- we have a friend who has.. 6? all of different parts of his life

[kohakhearts]

top ten male characters youd put in a wedding dress…

[mathematical-apprentice]

Nikko sort of has the same opinion as me. It was kaiser's fixation on Isagi that stopped him from having his best play.

Kaiser has a completely different opinion though

He thinks it's his attachments that's stopping him from achieving his best plays. I don't think abandoning Ness here was the right decision, but I do believe that it's actually going to be pretty good for Ness himself to develop.

[kris-cant-spell]

autism taking things literally is being told "no electronics" and you go "ok so i cant use my lights, my fan, my alarm clock, nor my phone" and they just mean like phones/computers

[monkeyislandtwo]

i finished the mario movie

[linterteatime]

Krisp and Shawm Deltarune redraw (og from 2022)

[deadghosy]

PLATONIC HIGH! MATTHEO X GN! ROOMMATE READER

High! Mattheo who whines when he can’t find you when you’re literally behind him snickering.

High! Mattheo who would absolutely get hella munchies to the point he bought so much pizza from Pizza Hut and says “I can out pizza the hut!”

High! Mattheo who will pass out on the couch in the most weirdest way with his body

High! Mattheo who swears he’s the “acid king” when literally he isn’t

High! Mattheo who whines like a baby when you won’t give him cuddles.

“Cuddle me!!”

“No! Get off me dude!”

“Fuck..you!!!”

High! Mattheo who’s suddenly in the bathroom saying unicorns are out to get him. Please get him out of the bathroom..

High! Mattheo who sometimes just spaces out and laughs at dumb shit.

High! Mattheo who demands you put on SpongeBob so he can jus watch something for fun

High! Mattheo who makes up weird ass food creations in his brain and shares them with you.

“Have you ever had a Krispe treat slushie??” Mattheo says with puppy dog eyes at you

“Mattheo…please. Go to bed…”

“I wonder if it taste crispy…”

“*groans*”

High! Mattheo who follows around the dorm like a lost puppy.

High! Mattheo who literally WILL wait outside the bathroom for you so you can hear him yap.

High! Mattheo who suddenly turns into a night owl. Talking to you as you are trying to go to sleep

“If I die…can you die with me so we can go to hell together??”

“Sure pal…sure.”

High! Mattheo who falls face first to the ground when trying to get up fast

High! Mattheo who suddenly starts to cry, thinking you hate him as you didn’t even hear what he said earlier. So of course he thinks you’re ignoring him.

High! Mattheo who just giggles in your bed, looking at his hands as the room spins.

High! Mattheo who finally goes to sleep having his head on your chest as you both snore as the tv is quietly playing a drama series.

[herpsandbirds]

So my college's greenhouse has some poison dart frogs hanging out, and the guides there specify that their diet is what makes them poisonous, and that the greenhouse frogs are not actively making poison. What do poison dart frogs eat in the wild that helps them make their poison?

Poison Dart Frog Poison

Yes, this is true, poison dart frogs, family Dendrobatidae, get their poison from their diet of ants (and other small invertebrates, Oribatid mites are also a source of toxin).

Golden Poison Frog (Phyllobates terribilis), endemic to Colombia

ENADANGERED. Poisonous.

This frog is so poisonous, that it’s possibly the most toxic animal on the planet.

photograph by Josh’s Frogs

Phantasmal Poison Frog (Epipedobates tricolor), family Dendrobatidae, endemic to the Andean slopes of central Ecuador, in Bolivar Province

photograph by Holger Krisp 

Dyeing Poison Frog (Dendrobates tinctorius), family Dendrobatidae, from northern Brazil

photograph by Troy Goldberg

[funnierasafictive]

hi btw. if anyone wants to keep up to date about my ramblings of Nyxus (oc) you can stay tuned to my personal alter blog @itswhattheycallyou (where i talk into a void about updating his carrd every few days) or just keep an eye on his carrd and toyhouse

[deltarunetomorrowbutnotreally]

krisp from deltarune featuring my soul sona hehe

[krispdreemurr]

Hello Krisp,

Considering I have now officially sunk Into My own funny crack ship Territory, I actually quite wonder if you have ever personally seen a very Bizarre DELTARUNE crack ship, And not one in a Bad or Revolting way, I mean a Funny, Niche, and/or Comedically Absurd Investment from OP one. More specifically,

What is the funniest one you have Seen, I must know if there are Others who also think about really Goofy ships like I do,

You seem like the kind of person that Has seen their many, many peculiar Fandom things after all

That is all, Thankyou and have a Good time zone

okay so way back in the day, in the chapter 1 era. there was an ongoing thing where I was shipping Gaster and Rouxls Kaard. on the basis of them looking vaguely similar and also it being really funny to have the smart science man + the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and them both being completely incapable of basic life tasks together

but thinking about it now. given rouxls' desire to be second in command to slash date any sufficiently powerful figure. and gaster being possibly the game dev/game modder. maybe it could work out after all,

[rayjayoo]

ah yes! *looks at smudged writing on my hand* krisp from reltadune

[artlipsis]

krisp from memory

[mistymonster]

krisp doodle from my sketches i liked

[lothcatthree]

Cal purrs, “Aw, you missed me that much?” Boba steps closer to Cal and their chests are only separated by a few inches. He still hasn’t noticed Obi-Wan and Quinlan around the corner. Obi-Wan watches with horror as the Mandalorian reaches around to grip Cal’s ass and shoves him into his armored body. Boba clicks his tongue and chides with a rough voice, “Don’t flatter yourself, tracyn’ika.” The Mandalorian slides a gloved hand up Cal’s neck and curls his fingers around the nape, pulling him closer. The look on the boy, Quinlan and Obi-Wan’s boy, doesn’t seem the slightest perturbed; in fact, his grin deepens.  Obi-Wan can’t look and whips his head away to stare intently at a rock when he sees a flash of tongue. He spares a glance to Quinlan, who is doing the same and looks like he’d actually take Greez up on the offer to pummel him with his cybernetic arm right about now.

An art piece by @bon-sides-sw from mine and @krispyswips QuinObi story: Chapter 8 of To Our Halcyon Days, wherein Cal is Quinlan and Obi-Wan's son and happens to have an... uh... relationship with a particularly familiar bounty hunter.

holy SHIT thank you so much bon for doing this commission for me and krisp!!!!!

we adored writing this fic and adored having you every step of the way, cannot stress enough how fucking happy I am to have this piece done by you. it's absolutely perfect, we love you so much <3