#fuck historians

[rory-moment]

10:34

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic [@vexdakillah is the bad bitch]

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

[firefightyt]

Gonna start a diary where I just fucking lie about world events. Whose gonna care? Historians? Fuck those bitches.

[jackyjackdraws]

@stanuary 2024 week one: Lost

Boy howdy! Another year, another butt load of angst for me to draw!

I have had "In this Shirt" by The Irrepressibles for a healthy amount this week, especially considering that I have been in a very emotional mood bc the place I used to work with closed

So I got very emotional and considering how good this song is, I had to draw the most intense moment in the show with the most intense moment in the song, making a short lyric comic.

[ellie-ramune]

What makes me so mad about the whole James Somerton situation is that he was constantly throwing a pity party for himself because he wasn’t making enough money from videos and struggling financially as a result. While I couldn’t donate I always felt super sorry for him because he said his content was being suppressed by youtube because it was about queerness and made by an openly gay man. When he was finally getting sponsorships and made his film studio, I was so happy for him. A gay content creator being successful is so cool to see. The fact that he was making tens of thousands of dollars while spewing that sob story to us is so fuckin infuriating. I should’ve listened to my guts when he made that shitty video on fandom and gay shipping, WHY DONT I TRUST MY INSTINCTS WHY???

[beggars-opera]

Losing my goddamn mind that basic databases are hoarding untold information and only doling it out to institutions that are willing to pay their exorbitant prices

I used to be able to access every single freaking newspaper published in America while I was in college. Then I had to get it through the BPL. Then they made it so that you could only access it in-library. Then they unsubscribed. Then my local library took it on. Then THEY unsubscribed. The only library that might have access to this database will not let me in because I am not a resident of the town, even though they allowed me a library card. So now the only way I have access to this database is literally to find a town whose library is dumb enough to pay for it and move there. Otherwise sorry, only people in this zip code have access to this information. Tough titties.

I AM GOING TO GNAW SOMEONE'S KNEECAPS OFF. INFORMATION SHOULD NOT BE GATEKEPT LIKE THIS AND TAKEN AWAY AT A WHIM.

[thecupsmith]

[saturnpanther]

I think everyone is doing Austria a disservice when they write him as a prudish blushing flower, and not as a manipulative bitch who has mastered weaponized sexuality. YES he's an uptight snob, but when you look at the history of Austria's military alliances there is a lot of calculated moves based around arranged unions instead of (or to subdue) all out wars. It's much more fun imo to see Roderich as someone who can seduce you into a strategic marriage for the sake of saving his own ass.

[ef-1]

Which line from baku's shitshow sprint gets the psychological edge award 🏆

george after a very public confrontation, flashing all 32 teeth at the Dutch presenter and saying "I thought he [Max] came over bc he wanted to say good battle"

Max being surrounded by cameras and deadass threatening george "but expect next time the same. Dickhead"

George exiting stage left as Max is mid rant with "check the onboards" 🚶‍♂️

Max saying Georges efforts were useless anyway because "I would have overtaken him in a few laps anyway of course"

George, when asked if his move was valid, staring down the lens of the camera and saying "well he had more to lose"

[greekgodssitcom]

Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime

Aphrodite: And also Apollo

Hermes: And also Apollo

[rhaenin-time]

B-b-but Rhaenyra's siblings were always in danger and even if she didn't think she'd need to kill them she definitely would have because of all these historical figures who killed or imprisoned those they saw as a threat to their claim:

[Insert list of historical rulers who were not named heirs and who came into power during a power vacuum or crisis where there was either no clear line of succession or where they used force to supplant the line of succession. Also insert list of competing heirs who refused to renounce their claim.]

[its-your-mind]

“Hello? 999? I think I just heard a Triumvir of Rome hug a dude real hard in order to stick them on the thousands of sharp needles poking out of his skin. …The youngest one. … Yeah, him. … Yes, I’ll hold.”

[ni-chome]

anyone who thinks farcille isn't real after this episode ... homophobic and sentenced to the electric chair. tbh

[etchedstars]

the dream state… -> historians -> triple dog dare pipeline has me in shambles btw

[gsusultimate]

Honestly, gotta thank hbomberguy for doing the research that the casual consumers of these videos (me) cannot/will not do.

Don't feel bad for falling for these people's plagiarism.

It could've happened to anyone. Not all of us are journalists.

I am gonna check out the original sources for the videos I really liked from these creators tho.

P.d, IF YOU STEAL OR IF YOU BORROWWW (live and learn), YOU WILL NEVER FIND YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYY [Live and Learn, Crush 40, Sonic Adventure 2]

[dear-ao3]

I love it when you two have discord on this account because to the random passerby is just looks like one person's gone crazy and is arguing with themself

its truly modern poetry