#fuck nepo babies

[coveredinsun]

at the first reclaimed-erebor press conference the reporter dwarves are like, “🎤 balin son of fundin can you deny or confirm the rumors about thorin oakenshield and bilbo baggins?” to which balin leans forward and says, “🎤 well. you know how unflattering it would be to speak ill of the dead. which won’t be a problem because it’s not speaking ill to let the record show that, yes, they did in fact fuck nasty a couple times. and you can quote me on that because i’m like 95% sure it’s what king thorin would want”

[simcardiac-arrested]

like tree, like apple

[strawlessandbraless]

There is something so cathartic about Elon Musk getting fact checked by his own hellsite

You truly out-musked yourself, got any plans for the Ides or March?

[wejustvibing]

Actually I wanted to text Lewis to make them (roscoe & leo) meet. Because leo is still very young, he doesn‘t have yet so many dog friends. So I'm going to try and improve his social life a little bit. - Charles Leclerc

[tedspankoffskisbignaturals]

im not immune to cringefail white boys. sue me.

[laz-kay]

Pacifica Northwest saying Bill Cipher gives her “the ick” was not on my 2024 bingo card, yet here we are🫡

[sher-ee]

Bloop.

[starscelly]

getting so irrationally angry about the guys they chose to be in the nhl amazon prime show. could not have been so predictable yet still so disappointing

[atopvisenyashill]

i think it’s deeply silly to call second born children “middle class” or people who know ~struggle~ and idk where that impulse is coming from bc i’ve seen this take a LOT lately (i think s2 of hotd is rotting everyone’s brains tbh). like “otto had to earn everything he’s gotten” are we somehow also making the argument that kevan lannister or bran stark are middle class and have to ~work for everything they got~ or can we acknowledge that just like every other noble in this series they were all handed immense privilege by their older brothers? like, bran is not ever going to worry about being homeless lol and neither would otto; hell, tywin fucking hates tyrion and is looking for an excuse to disinherit him and says as much to his face but tyrion never suffers for anything materially (until the trial) because regardless of his status as a disabled man, a younger brother, or the scapegoat for all his family’s problems, they’re not going to let him wallow in squalor!! otto, kevan, quentyn, bran, like 70% of the freys, oberyn, ned and benjen, daemon - these are all second born sons and they are not at all equivalent to someone in the modern day who is one medical crisis away from poverty! they are noble born and castles are fucking huge, even if they never married an heiress or their daughters never married heirs, they would NAWT have been homeless!

[ghostradiodylan]

If you’d like to own a piece of The Quarry from the hands of Dylan Lenivy Miles Robbins himself and support Palestine Legal here’s your chance! 🇵🇸 🍉

Miles just announced a fundraiser stream tomorrow (Saturday, April 4th time TBD - subscribe to his Twitch https://twitch.tv/computertimewithmiles or Discord for updates!)

[freakinator]

god zam talking about all his s6 debts is like.

did pb&j make that kind of sacrifice? no they didnt

are they willing To make that kind of sacrifice? no they arent

honest to god if they Still somehow think theyre the underdogs in this arc if not in the finale then after the season ends then im gonna start killing

[bg3-brainwormed]

I think Durge should get to rip out Cazador’s whiny ass vocal cords + trachea. With their teeth. As a treat.

[ivanttakethis]

HELP THEY’RE COMPARING IVAN TO EL*N M*SK ON TWITTER 😭😭😭

[perikrone]

Description: a text post from fediverse user @mostlyharmless@thecanadian.social:

THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

Private School

Legacy Ivy admission

Nepotism hire

Seed capital from family money

Club memberships

Personal assistant, nanny, ghostwriter

Journalists who ask "what's your secret?" and uncritically publish the lame answer

[antianakin]

One of the funniest grievances I have yet seen against the Jedi Council is people saying they shouldn't have asked Anakin to spy on Palpatine because he liked and respected Palpatine.

Palpatine asked Anakin to spy on the Jedi Council for him first AND ANAKIN ACCEPTED but apparently nobody's got an issue with that!

[bedforddanes75]

plan my funeral and make sure they play antichrist