#fuckin bastard ass

[toshidou]

previously on "toshidou's horny rambles":

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

your jaw is aching, just barely able to feel simon's fingers as they curl around a fistful of your hair, the other hand pinching either side of your face between his thumb and forefinger to watch how your lips purse around the girth of his cock. lidded, darkened eyes staring down at you as he fucks lazily into your mouth; the slick sound of spit accompanied by the slap of his balls against your chin, wet with your saliva and precum.

and if that wasn't overstimulating in of itself, thick, strong fingers indent into the flesh of your hips, followed by the aching thud of könig's sharp hips jackhammering into the soft flesh of your ass, a cacophony of lewd, debauched sounds that shouldn't make you nearly as wet as they do.

you have little choice but to focus on trying to stay balanced on your hands and knees and take it, every forceful thrust, every notch of ghost's tip against the back of your throat, every delirium inducing drag of könig's cock, so thick it has no choice but to stimulate every nerve ending your poor cunt has to offer.

there is no holding back, no small mercies, you're fucked to within an inch of your life, pushed through so many orgasms you barely remember what year it is, unable to think of anything other than the two men that bookend your trembling body.

by the time their hips both stutter to a stop, once their cum dribbles down in flithy rivulets from your aching holes, plump flesh littered with bite marks, bruises and handprints; you're just lucid enough to make out the two men as they tower above you, twin sets of irises engulfed in black, still hungry, still not satiated.

it's fair to say you may have "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"ed a little too close to the sun.

[frnkiebby]

i fucking hate (love) them~🎃

[ctrl-lupin]

HIS GODDAMN FACE

[spaciebabie]

hey guys remember this post

took some getting used to (and a bbl) but(t) he came around

the lunatics are not the culprit but if they were ta see what fazbear frights did ta him, they would approve

[itstimeforstarwars]

Work last september: we listen to you when you take our surveys! We dropped the price of the vending machine sodas from $1.50 to $1.25!

Work in February: *quietly increases price back to $1.50*

Work in April: *quietly raises price to $2*

[lactosegremlin]

look at the fucking the nightmare fuel i have to walk past to get to my room please??

[remturtle]

Lucifer’s Gakupo rendition or Orthodoxia…. 😳

[iamthepulta]

That post with a bunch of open pit mines and "your culture" has me losing my mind at 8am lol.

This is what not teaching history, metallurgy, and resource management in school does to a society. Everyone is getting a lesson on Indian diamonds, Nigerian iron, SW turquoise, and Cyprus copper tonight.

[blackprivilege]

You have to pay a subscription fee to make new documents within Google Drive now 😐

[boxheadpaint]

anybody know where to watch shirome in non-jpg-dirt-bad-nasty quality

[talentforlying]

i want to gnaw on all of constantine's less well-known interests. like we've already got the things like punk rock, sci-fi tv shows, cats, and philosophy down cold, all the adaptations have covered that ground well enough. now i need more talk about all the t.s. eliot he quotes. the michel books he was reading in fear machine. the history of london that he's memorized so thoroughly he can run demons over to the consecrated ground of a chapel that hasn't been there for 300 years with his eyes literally closed. the marlowe and william blake he knows backwards and forwards. now that's the good shit.

[networkunsupported]

woe. castiel be upon ye.

[answrs]

okay but what's the average lifecycle of a typical tynamo→eelektross look like? they (at least appear to) start out as tynamo in chargestone cave, but their evolved forms seem absent from the environment. do they migrate as they evolve? what makes them so rare in what seems to be the only place the species is endemic to? where do their different stages fit into the food web? what do they eat as they grow? what eats *them*? would they be cannibalistic? are the young parasitic? are there mons (and a few concerned lost trainers) wandering around with circular wounds but otherwise unharmed, ala lamprey/cookiecutter shark? do eelektrik and eventually eelektross move out towards the ocean or rivers, only rarely returning to breed, or do they sink deeper into the depths of the caves where the water pools deep?

look im pretty sure im at least mildly sick at this point but suddenly this is the worldbuilding i NEED to think about right now immediately

[duncanor]

Someone tell me if Kekkai Sensen/Blood Blockade Battlefront is as queer as Trigun. I need to know.

[littleoceanbabe]

no this is fine actually! no it’s okay! jamie’s dad won’t be in the next episode and there will actually be no problems and everything will be okay! nothing to worry about here folks! :)

[kiwikipedia]

Li Shuwen chews ice when he can. He also crunches on hard candies, nuts and seeds, and anything else that normally people take time to eat and don’t just crack open with their teeth, but he enjoys ice the most because of the way it cracks and splinters between his teeth.