#fuckin idiots

[haunted-wolfpup]

Listen. These idiots totally pierced each other’s eyebrows in the middle of the night at some point. (because I said so) inspired by @autisticenbydonnie ‘s hcs!

[crowsncorvids]

My ex is so lucky he lives far away. If he was within stabbing distance I would fucking kill him. Yous know NOTHING ABOUT THIS.

[pedroisghosties]

Someone on TikTok just insinuated that Pedro is part of a cult because he very often poses with his hand on his chest even tho he already explained that it's because of his anxiety 🙂

[pattonsfam-ily]

my stupid boyfriends are arguing again here we fuckin go ig -virgil

[silentbesideyou]

The entire galaxy: arguing over dumb shit

Me: I wonder what Felix is up to

[redjaybird]

[ah yes, of course there's disk horses in that tag already]

[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

[hearts401]

Can’t stop thinking of the theory that Henry killed David. I don’t know why it’s so funny to me STOP ELECTROCUTING YOUR DAUGHTER AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD YOU MORON

[sexyhorsegirl]

I'll never buy second hand clothing online. god wants me to finger through racks of nothing. to rake my fingertips upon the plastic shoulder baring cloth that at once lay pressed to another body bare, and would soon lay pressed to mine (alligator shirt.) he will put it right in front of me and have it smell like mexican laundry detergent and NEVER make me pay shipping handling. .

[sunnypogue]

ferrari doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together. it’s just one bouncing around like that windows screensaver.

[sanguchito-farm]

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[headlamprey]

Just realized if i have to wait around for the pharmacists to be on break i have an even better opportunity to steal things?!?! Pffdt

[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

Rewatching the 911/911 Lone Star crossover and I am going to explode

Buck starts out shit talking and being competitive with TK then Buck compliments TK after he saved him saying he had "nice moves"

Buck comforts TK when he's upset and offers to do something reckless to help him before telling him, and only him btw, he wants to see him again

TK sees all of this and thinks Buck must be flirting because why wouldn't he but this is EXACTLY how Buck acted when he met Eddie

Someone is reading these situations wrong and I don't think it's TK

[imsosocold]

Mofos refuse to ever use tone indicators and then shit talk people who become confused and concerned by the dark, vague things they say. 

[melted-wax-wings]

magic players make me wanna scream

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

Another thing I adore about OFMD is how the discussion of masculinity is so nuanced. It's like - the best way I can think to describe the depiction of gender in OFMD is it's like the opposite of the recent Barbie movie, if that makes sense? I thought Barbie was fine but its understanding of gender was very basic to the point of being almost reductive, and the whole movie just screamed "this was written by cis people!" OFMD has the exact opposite vibes, you can TELL there were trans writers in the writing room.

So often, when we see gay relationships in media, there's an attempt to force the characters to be "the feminine one" and "the masculine one" in a very transparent showing of how they're too scared of queerness so there have to be some gender roles shoved in there. Ed and Stede turn that trope right on its fucking head.

Because Ed and Stede both have different and complex relationships with their own masculinity, and they're both feminine and masculine in different ways. Stede worries about being seen as soft and struggles with what a "man's work" should look like, but even in more practical clothes he loves his little accessories and he just adores showy, campy clothing. Ed feels forced into an ideal of hyper-masculinity, but he also loves wearing soft robes, painting his nails, and writing poetry. He painted a bride cake topper to look like himself as an expression of his deepest, most tender dreams and it's never made into a joke. OFMD's thesis statement is that "the things we're taught about being a man are wrong," and it shines through in every angle of the show. The men on the show are allowed to be tender as hell and it's a fucking strength.

It's such a lovely, queer thing, to see both of these characters get to express feminine traits in their own masculine way, without the narrative telling us they're any less of a man for it or asking us to laugh at them.